HANNA: AND ALL WAS RETARDED~~The Adventure Of The Coyote~~HANNA: AND ALL WAS RETARDED4 years ago in Scraps
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Honno and Zomboi were out for a gay Valentine's walk in a graveyard. As they went, Zomboi rested his hand on Honno's ribcage. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so romantic, Honno was filled with sparkly dread.
"Do you suppose it's rotten here?" he asked gently.
"You dead silly," Zomboi said, tickling Honno with his detachable penis. "It's completely sickening."
Just then, a gross coyote leapt out from behind a bush and decomposed Zomboi in the nipple. "Aaargh!" Zomboi screamed.
Things looked sexy. But Honno, although he was retarded, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a fedora hat and, like Holk Hogon beating up Stephen Howking, beat the coyote sexily until it ran off. "That will teach you to decompose innocent people."
Then he clasped Zomboi close. Zomboi was bleeding hungrily. "My darling," Honno said, and pressed his lips to Zomboi's penis.
"I love you," Zomboi said heavily, and expired in Honno's a