1000 Fluffy Labcoat BatsConbat paced bloodily back and forth. Rotten dread filled his heart. Worth should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my delicious love, Conbat thought. Where could you be?1000 Fluffy Labcoat Bats5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Worth had been taken hostage by Fluffy Fang, a supervillain who had the city in a state of charming terror. Conbat fainted dead away, like a beautiful unicorn in an iridescent negligee.
When he came to, there was a bump on his wing and the rotten dread had returned. "Worth, my filthy honey bunny," he cried out absurdly. "What is Fluffy Fang doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing pervishly as he licked him in the hair.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Conbat remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 fluffy labcoat bats, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Conbat ordered in a supply of fluffy labcoats and set to work, folding bats until his wing was sore and he could hardly see. It took
What is Love?What is love?What is Love?2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Seriously I wanna know!
Is it that heart-stopping, woozy feeling I get
Whenever I see or hear Axl Rose?
The little girly squeals I do
Whenever I hear the name Shawn Michaels?
The little "bunny-hop" I do in excitement
When I see Triple H on screen?
People say that's called infatuation
Personally I think that love is real
But what do I know?
Or....is it that feeling
I get whenever I see them?
The feeling of happiness
The feeling of wanting to be around that person more
Of not wanting them to leave
Of sadness vanishing whenever they are around
Of laughter, fights, anger, love and hate?
Of never getting enough of their presence
Is that love?
I do know someone like that
They are my world and hopefully
I am their world
They make me smile and laugh
Make me angry and cry
They listen to me and are sympathetic
I'm that way to them too
Not exactly a boy
But not exactly a girl either
So am I straight or gay?
That is however you think I am.
I might be
F.A.C.T.S. About M.K. MoonThree: I will never post a self-portrait or 'selfie'. Though I never really care about how I look pictures (especially taken by myself) makes me feel ultra self conscious and make me feel ugly.(Please do not tell me I'm not ugly. I've gotten over that phase. It's just a feeling and I can't help that.) DO NOT try to be like some people on Tumblr (Not you any of my D.A. friends) who tried to pressure me into taking selifes. Unlike my D.A. friends they just could not accept the fact that I DO NOT WANT/LIKE TO TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF. They honestly thought sending me anonymous messages demanding a selfie would work. It just made me paranoid and despise Tumblr even more than I already do.F.A.C.T.S. About M.K. Moon2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Four: I'm a classic rock fan. Please do not try to say 'One Direction is better111!!' or whatever. I not only will not care about your opinion I'll delete your comment. Plain and simple.
Elf vs. Orc 2Celadon Toadstool was delirious.Elf vs. Orc 29 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The funny bit—uproariously funny, it seemed to her—was that she knew she was delirious. The world was billowing around her. It looked as if someone had meticulously painted the inside of a cottage on silk, and then hung it in a gentle breeze. The corners floated inward and collapsed back out again with a sigh.
That someone would go to all that trouble, painting a cottage on silk, was hilarious.
She knew she was wounded. She couldn't quite remember how she'd been wounded. Imagine not remembering a thing like that!
This also struck her as hilarious.
Her name, in Orcish, was Urrsharruk-gah, and she had skin the delicate gray-green of the gills of cave mushrooms, and eyes the color of stolen gold. Her hair was thick and dark and she wore it tucked under her helmet to keep enemies from being able to grab it, which was problematic, because she'd lost her helmet somewhere along the way, and she wasn't in the best of shape anyway.
Even in her immense good humor
Elf vs. Orc 7This was easier said than done.Elf vs. Orc 79 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
She gave him some very practical suggestions about how to tie the ropes. A bit of slack between the feet, enough to shuffle, not enough to run. A rope around the neck as a kind of leash in case she attacked him. He could tell she'd done this sort of thing before.
Sings-to-Trees, at that point, would have been happy just untying her completely and pointing her in the direction of the outhouse, but he had a horrible feeling he'd disappoint her if he didn't at least try to hold up his end. So he steeled himself to stay awake a bit longer and got the ropes set up, and hauled her out of the bed.
Then she wound up needing to use him as a crutch anyway, since her knees kept buckling, so it was a bit of a moot point.
"Can you hold this?" he asked, handing her the leash rope after a few brutal hops toward the door.
"What if I try to escape?"
He sighed. "Just yank it if you feel yourself getting any ideas."
She started laughing, then they took another step and the
Elf vs. Orc 6He got a nasty start a few hours later, when he came in to check on her.Elf vs. Orc 69 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
He'd tied her hands, her feet, thrown a loop or two around her waist, and roped everything to the bed, the chair, and the fire iron, just for good measure, He'd done everything short of hog-tying. She wasn't going to get loose in a hurry.
He wasn't sure why he was bothering, really, since he had a horrible feeling that if she said "Will you untie me?" he might do it, and if she said "please," he'd definitely do it.
Still, she didn't seem to be a threat conscious, so maybe that was okay.
Then, because his feelings were still churning and there was nothing for emotional turmoil like hard work, he'd gone off, fed the chickens and the gargoyle, picked peas, turned the compost heap, washed his hands and made soup. By the end, he was really quite exhausted, and ready for at least a nap in his chair.
Then he came back in to discover that her fever had vanished and she was shivering violently with cold.
What Fools You Mortals BeAnd then they all got chased by some killer bees.What Fools You Mortals Be5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
And then Toni was actually the Giant Hulking Lungfish of Lake Oblongata that was stealing children's brains.
And then Veser became Czar of all of Russia and decreed that everyone should own a pet shark.
And then Conrad flew to the moon and started a colony of immortal chocolate Easter bunnies that would one day take over the world.
And then Hanna and his zombie friend said, "Screw this stupid Victorian Age!" and traveled to the future using a time machine built by Doc Worth which created a tear in the fabric of time and space effectively destroying the universe for all eternity.
And that's why bananas grow on trees.
Happy ThanksgivingIn America, around this time today (1700 hours EST) many families have either gorged themselves on succulent feasts or are wondering if that damned turkey is ever going to thaw out. Burned rolls are greeted at the table with accepting smiles, and Aunt Mildred's mincemeat pie has once again befuddled the family as to what it's actually made of.Happy Thanksgiving6 years ago in Historical More Like This
Yes, America is once again celebrating that long ago event when Arnold Schwartenegger returned from the future and tried to kill us all and was soundly defeated. No wait... I'm being told it's a celebration steeped in more mystery than that. It observes the successful first winter harvest of our Pilgrim forefathers, foremothers, and foreoffspring way back in 1921. No, sorry... 1621.
The traditional story goes that boatloads of puritan British settlers braved the stormy Atlantic hoping for a new life free from religious persecution. They made landfall in what is now New England, whe
ReunitedReunited4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Janine felt her heart beat louder with every step she took towards that ominously tall apartment building. She'd heard the explosions; she'd seen the skies clearing. People were saying on the news that it was all over, she hoped to god they were right. Despite the change in the weather and the television, she still was filled with terror for Egon. So many things could have happened to him. Her thoughts and grotesque imaginings of what those things could be were soon cut short when she was swallowed by the crowd of onlookers. They all jostling to get a better look at their heroes, she barely noticed the sights and sounds around her, all she could think of was Egon. She caught a glimpse of Peter making out with their first client, what a surprise. At least he was safe, filthy and bedraggled, but safe. All at once, Janine stepped in something that nearly tripped her, holding fast to her shoe, she looked down. Her foot was caught in a puddle of white gooey substance that by the sm
Top 10: Jesus or SupermanTop 10: Ways of Identifying Jesus or SupermanTop 10: Jesus or Superman5 years ago in Humor More Like This
10. Has returned from the dead more than once, and might possibly do so again.
9. Exploits are followed by millions of avid readers for many years.
8. Subject of painful disagreement and arguments among fans.
7. Does good works without expectation of reward.
6. Maintains a tax-free Fortress of Solitude.
5. Was sent to earth to save us all.
4. Shoots heat-beams from eyes.
3. Primary opponent is evil and prefers underground lair.
2. Native language is not English.
1. Has a superb sense of humor and would never hurt the author of a Top 10 list.
It Was A DayIt was a day a little bit like todayIt Was A Day2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
the way the clouds threw shadows over the hill
the day you realized that you weren’t going to find your future.
You were never going to go to Mars
You were never going to open the door that led, inexorably, to Narnia
(or even Telmar, you weren’t picky, and you were confident of your ability
to lead the revolution.)
Inigo Montoya was not going to slap you on the back
and invite you to take up the mantle of the Dread Pirate Roberts.
There would be no sardonic Vulcans or Andorians;
you would never be handed an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
That was a strange day.
It ranked up there with the day that you realized that everybody else saw the you in the mirror, not the you inside your head. Not the you that was lean and tough and clever, not the you with perfect hair and a resonant voice that never said “Um….?”
Not that you.
No, they got the one that was fat and wobbly and stiff inside with
Godzilla: A Heart Ruptured (P.2)Godzilla: A Heart Ruptured (P.2)2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
II: Dreams That Haunt
Heat blistered Miki’s face as flames wreathed around her like a maelstrom from hell. The air seemed baked dry, a Mercurean desert contaminated with the poison of humanity’s ill-willed creation. Her body seemed to burn but her nerves seemed so confused by what was happening that the pain dwindled into a dull sting. Miki gazed down at her hazy hands and felt her reptilian fingers clasp around one another -- half-melted pieces of flesh holding onto the dim memory of a life amidst tropical trees. She looked forward through the gray smoke and flashes of light. Fractured images of a broken dinosaur’s body lay wasted in the debris of human industry.
Little one! You mustn’t die! She felt a scream release from her radioactive maw but it merely seemed to echo behind the sound of annoying human artillery.
Miki leaned forward in an attempt to see through the smoke, but fell victim to a terrible pain in her body. An eruption of fire and ma
The Diary Of Lorrain Fielder PreviewDate: November 29th 2010The Diary Of Lorrain Fielder Preview3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Hello, my name is Lorrain Fielder. Why do you guys care? I don't know. Like it matters to anybody. Aurora Fields is my hometown. Well, it was. It was a rather nice town up until last year. What happened last year you ask? Nothing real important, just your average teenager freshmen chick. Who committed homicide in the infamous "Homicide at Aurora Fields High School." I killed over half of my school population in an angry fury. The homicide included the death of my once closest friend Annabelle Jefferson. Samantha Young, my other best friend was heartbroken and ran away. And as for me? I was locked into the local mental hospital.
Detective Ricky has been assigned to my case. I know him far too well. Aurora Fields is a small town, a tiny one. A secret one. Nobody knows it exists. Until now. Ricky is interrogating me while I record my own life. He isn't aware of my doings and I was not aware of his. Friend
I Feel Fine Chp. 3I Feel Fine Chp. 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
We've been on the plane for over two hours, and half the people here are asleep, including Ringo. Haha. I knew that because he was resting on my shoulder. It was so cute. Back to the topic here, everyone was pretty content. Paul and George were at the round table playing cards. John and Brian were talking about upcoming plans once we arrive in the U.S. As you already know, Ringo was asleep on my shoulder, while I was drawing on my sketch pad.
Eventually, one of the reporters got up to go to the bathroom. She had short reddish hair, and glasses. She was wearing a business uniform. As she walked down the aisle, she noticed me. "Having fun with Ringo there?" She giggled.
"Huh?" I blushed a bit, "Oh, no. He just fell asleep on my shoulder is all." For all I know, she could be making a front page article on how I seduced Ringo or something. That's just what I need, not.
"Oh alright," she laughed. Then she looked down, seeing what I was up to. "Whoa, that's some artwork! Mind if I get a pict
An Interview With Gods n DanteAn Interview With Gods n Dante5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
1. So in your opinion, are you Uke or seme?
that wasn't he question.
I'm seme in my opinion. cos I have a penis that is the size of my age
i feel like i should be seme but sometimes i donno.
I'm a bottom seme. that likes to cry after we make love
i cry while we make love
because it was beautiful, not cos gods abuses me during,
2. Where you originally into men, or did your significant other whip that out of you? [lol, whip]
yooou must whip it!
Elf vs. Orc 3Sings-to-Trees was being strangled.Elf vs. Orc 39 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
He'd always expected a patient to kill him some day, but he'd thought he would be a lot older, and it would be an angry bull or a careless moment with a manticore or something along those lines, with an outside chance of being crushed under a nearsighted troll. He really hadn't anticipated anything like this.
The orc had been giggling to herself for a few minutes, and when he tried to talk to her, she only giggled harder. He didn't know if she could speak any of the languages, or if she was so delirious that she wasn't even hearing him. He had no real idea what the normal temperature for an orc was, but her skin burned against his fingers, and if he had to guess, he'd say she was running quite a high fever.
There was something very surreal about a giggling orc. It wasn't malicious, like when pixies left flaming piles of pixie-crap on your doorstep and hid to watch you step in it. This was a throaty, genuinely amused chuckle—reduced to a s
Laughing Jack x Reader - Don't Cry (Part 1)Laughing Jack x Reader - Don't Cry (Part 1)1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Laughing Jack x Reader – Don’t Cry (Part 1)
[(f/n)= First name,(e/c)= Eye color,(h/c)= Hair color,(h/l)= Hair length,(f/c)=favorite color, (y/h)=your hometown. You get the drill.
You’re sixteen years old surprisingly ]
“I’M GOING TO FIND YOU!!!!”, you yelled, breathlessly into the dark forest.
You were playing hide and seek with your two best friends, Max and Rachel, in the woods that nobody ever went in. People said it was haunted. But did you, Max and Rachel care? Nope. All three of you loved the night, scary things, stories, legends, myths, fantasy. . .All of that jazz. So here you were, with your best friends, in the most scariest woods of (y/h), and best of all, during the night.
You flashed your flashlight around, looking around, hoping to find them. They were hiding themselves real well. How on earth were you suppose to find them?! They could be anywhere. . .
At least you guys had made a rule saying, if half an hour passes without findin
I Feel Fine Chp. 10I Feel Fine Chp. 104 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Paul looked over to see if I was ready, but I was still thinking about what the boys had said just moments earlier. Then he waved and I finally noticed it was time to start. I nodded back as I counted the band off. "184.108.40.206.1.2.3!" I did a double hit on the snare and floor tom to begin the song. The crowd was surprised how I nailed it perfectly.
From the side of the stage, Brian looked furious about how I disobeyed his order. Steam was practically spewing out of his ears. We were definitely in for a long lecture later. Yet we didn't really care, we were just enjoying ourselves too much.
John and Paul sang in perfect unison as usual while George was moving around playing his guitar. Ringo was watching everyone else, in deep thought. He had a tiny smile on his face, so I assumed everything was fine. I noticed that quite a few girls in the couple front rows got super duper pissed at me when George looked back in my direction and we exchanged silent laughs. Just wait until they find out th
Sex is...Sex is sacred,Sex is...2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Sex is dirty.
Sex is bodies driving against each other for pleasure,
For reproduction, for love, for need.
For desire and lust, and want and passion.
Sex is something that every human wants to do,
Needs to do,
Sex is the driving force behind our minds,
Pushing us forward and preserving us in time.
Fucking and loving, caressing and holding.
Tongues moving together and folding
Bodies against bodies, and sex against sex.
Sex is the want, sex is the need.
To push together and forward, spilling the seed.
Sex is beautiful, sex is rough.
Sex is grinding and moaning
Sex is gentle and moving.
Sex makes us cry, sex makes us laugh.
Sex is a secret, hidden away,
Sex is a pleasure, brought out to play
For new life or for fun, sex will be had
And if you don't like it, well that's too bad.
Laughing Jack X Reader Part 4Rainbows and LollipopsLaughing Jack X Reader Part 41 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-Laughing Jack X Reader-
You laid on your bed and stared blankly at the ceiling. This just wasn't your week...or Kai's. You could feel the tears running down the sides of your face. You knew you woul'd find him though. That insane murderer would hunt him down and bring him back to life if he had to. Besides, now that you think about it, Kai would never let his death be brought upon him by a clown. A clown with no taste in style at that. You chuckled at you thoughts, though, from the back of your head, you swore you could hear a familiar tune. Ah, yes. It was one of those children songs you used to sing all creepily to get people to stop talking to you. Sometimes, you just didn't want to be bothered by people. I can't blame you, people suck. Wait. did the narrator just enter your thoughts? Isn't this breaking the fourth wall?! Oh well. Not like you can do anything about it.
Anyway, you start to hum to the tune. Then, you realize that the tune isn't in your head, b
A Tale of Nightmares (LJXReader) Part 3(12 YEARS LATER)A Tale of Nightmares (LJXReader) Part 31 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
You are now 20 years old, and it’s the second night in your very first apartment. You’re in your new room, unpacking all of your clothes and other boxes. As you bend down to get more clothes out of the box, you notice another smaller box labeled “Old”. You put the clothes down on your bed and cut the tape open with a kitchen knife.
You open it up to find several toys and trinkets from when you were a kid that you never wanted to get rid of. You get out a coloring and activity book and look through it, chuckling at yourself at how messy you were. But, a few pages in, you notice that some of them are actually very neat. The pages were actually filled inside the lines, and the colors were either correct, or in a rainbow pattern.
You get an odd feeling for some reason, like there’s a certain detail you’re missing. You shrug it off. Your parents probably just helped you or something like that. You put the coloring book back in the box. Yo
Laughing Jack x Reader chapter 3Chapter 3Laughing Jack x Reader chapter 31 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Jack? Are you ok, Jack?" Laughing Jack groans- "Huh? Oh! I'm ok, kid." "You gave me a quite scare." "I'm alright, lil' (y/n). C'mon. Let's go to the Carnival"- he said as he grabbed your hand.
*End of FlashBack*
You wake up and looked at the time on the television. "I've slept for three hours"- you said while yawning- "What a weird dream... It was me, little, and with..." You gasped and sat up from the sofa. You started to shake by the ansiety and look at Laughing Jack. Youy glared at him. "Now, what?" You stood up and went upstairs. "Don't you dare slam the... "
You slammed the door of your room.
"Damn that girl!!!"- he hissed. You stayed at your room, watching (your favorite tv show). Until you've recieve a call from your mom.
"Oh! Hi, (y/n). There's a problem"
"What is it, mom?"
"We are going to visit your grandmother in North Dakota. Unfortunetly, is an emergency call, So, there's extra money in my drawers. Remem
Laughing Jack x Reader chapter 7Chapter 7:Laughing Jack x Reader chapter 711 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
I opened my eyes widely when he started to kiss me. Laughing Jack lays me down on the bed while he continued kissing me. I wrapped my arms around his neck, and I continued kissing him. Once we got separated, I couldn't stop blushing. Laughing Jack plays a lock of my hair with his claws. “(Y/N)…”- he mentioned my name gently with a kind smile. “J-Jack…”- I said as I put my hand on his cheek. He blushed and got out of the bed- “Make yourself comfortable… I’ll be making you something to eat.” He leaves the room with a gentle smile. I stared at the roof for a moment, blushing. I got out of the bed and went to the bathroom. I took a warm shower, still thinking about it. I hugged myself. “Am I falling for him?”- I asked myself. I finished taking my shower. I put on my pyjamas and went downstairs. I heard somebody in the kitchen talking with Laughing Jack.
Laughing Jack X Reader Part 3Rainbow and LollipopsLaughing Jack X Reader Part 31 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-Laughing Jack X Reader-
No. no no no no no. This can't be happening to me. This has to be all a dream, but I already knew it wasn't. I quickened my pace as I walked down the street to my home. This is a real life nightmare. Kai can't be dead, right? He must have escaped. He's...he's Kai after all. He may be amazing in a fight, but I'm sure he would've ran away from something he knew was stronger than him. You remembered what the clown had said regarding the mess of the shop. Someone didn't want to play his game...what happens when you don't want to play? What did he do to Kai?! What would he have done to me if I stayed there? You walked through your door. Of course no one's home. You never had a family and you practically worked every other day paying for rent. Kai and a few other friends would help you pay rent sometimes, but that always made you feel too dependent on them. You locked the door behind you and did the same to all the windows. Who