Nursery Rhymes, Writer StyleJack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of waterNursery Rhymes, Writer Style3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Then I appeared and struck such fear as I began my slaughter.
I held them down and they did frown as I tossed aside their pail
And I gloat, I slit their throat and threw them down the well.
Now I'm done, well that was fun, the well I then looked down
Don't be sad, it's not as bad as if he'd broke his crown.
So then I walked on through the woods, and noticed at my feet
A trail of bread, led up ahead to a house that smelled so sweet.
When I approached it, in the air was a familiar smell
The smell of burning flesh was there, you know I can just tell.
I looked inside and to my surprise i saw two little kids
I saw them cooking an old hag, they watched her burn within.
I nodded in approval, they're fine without me here
So I walked along and sang a song to find out something near.
I heard a soft-like humming, and smelled out something good
So I looked out through the forest, and spotted a red hood
Following her from behind appeared a wo
1000 Fluffy Labcoat BatsConbat paced bloodily back and forth. Rotten dread filled his heart. Worth should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my delicious love, Conbat thought. Where could you be?1000 Fluffy Labcoat Bats5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Worth had been taken hostage by Fluffy Fang, a supervillain who had the city in a state of charming terror. Conbat fainted dead away, like a beautiful unicorn in an iridescent negligee.
When he came to, there was a bump on his wing and the rotten dread had returned. "Worth, my filthy honey bunny," he cried out absurdly. "What is Fluffy Fang doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing pervishly as he licked him in the hair.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Conbat remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 fluffy labcoat bats, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Conbat ordered in a supply of fluffy labcoats and set to work, folding bats until his wing was sore and he could hardly see. It took
What is Love?What is love?What is Love?2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Seriously I wanna know!
Is it that heart-stopping, woozy feeling I get
Whenever I see or hear Axl Rose?
The little girly squeals I do
Whenever I hear the name Shawn Michaels?
The little "bunny-hop" I do in excitement
When I see Triple H on screen?
People say that's called infatuation
Personally I think that love is real
But what do I know?
Or....is it that feeling
I get whenever I see them?
The feeling of happiness
The feeling of wanting to be around that person more
Of not wanting them to leave
Of sadness vanishing whenever they are around
Of laughter, fights, anger, love and hate?
Of never getting enough of their presence
Is that love?
I do know someone like that
They are my world and hopefully
I am their world
They make me smile and laugh
Make me angry and cry
They listen to me and are sympathetic
I'm that way to them too
Not exactly a boy
But not exactly a girl either
So am I straight or gay?
That is however you think I am.
I might be
F.A.C.T.S. About M.K. MoonThree: I will never post a self-portrait or 'selfie'. Though I never really care about how I look pictures (especially taken by myself) makes me feel ultra self conscious and make me feel ugly.(Please do not tell me I'm not ugly. I've gotten over that phase. It's just a feeling and I can't help that.) DO NOT try to be like some people on Tumblr (Not you any of my D.A. friends) who tried to pressure me into taking selifes. Unlike my D.A. friends they just could not accept the fact that I DO NOT WANT/LIKE TO TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF. They honestly thought sending me anonymous messages demanding a selfie would work. It just made me paranoid and despise Tumblr even more than I already do.F.A.C.T.S. About M.K. Moon2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Four: I'm a classic rock fan. Please do not try to say 'One Direction is better111!!' or whatever. I not only will not care about your opinion I'll delete your comment. Plain and simple.
Happy ThanksgivingIn America, around this time today (1700 hours EST) many families have either gorged themselves on succulent feasts or are wondering if that damned turkey is ever going to thaw out. Burned rolls are greeted at the table with accepting smiles, and Aunt Mildred's mincemeat pie has once again befuddled the family as to what it's actually made of.Happy Thanksgiving7 years ago in Historical More Like This
Yes, America is once again celebrating that long ago event when Arnold Schwartenegger returned from the future and tried to kill us all and was soundly defeated. No wait... I'm being told it's a celebration steeped in more mystery than that. It observes the successful first winter harvest of our Pilgrim forefathers, foremothers, and foreoffspring way back in 1921. No, sorry... 1621.
The traditional story goes that boatloads of puritan British settlers braved the stormy Atlantic hoping for a new life free from religious persecution. They made landfall in what is now New England, whe
ReunitedReunited4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Janine felt her heart beat louder with every step she took towards that ominously tall apartment building. She'd heard the explosions; she'd seen the skies clearing. People were saying on the news that it was all over, she hoped to god they were right. Despite the change in the weather and the television, she still was filled with terror for Egon. So many things could have happened to him. Her thoughts and grotesque imaginings of what those things could be were soon cut short when she was swallowed by the crowd of onlookers. They all jostling to get a better look at their heroes, she barely noticed the sights and sounds around her, all she could think of was Egon. She caught a glimpse of Peter making out with their first client, what a surprise. At least he was safe, filthy and bedraggled, but safe. All at once, Janine stepped in something that nearly tripped her, holding fast to her shoe, she looked down. Her foot was caught in a puddle of white gooey substance that by the sm
Sex is...Sex is sacred,Sex is...3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Sex is dirty.
Sex is bodies driving against each other for pleasure,
For reproduction, for love, for need.
For desire and lust, and want and passion.
Sex is something that every human wants to do,
Needs to do,
Sex is the driving force behind our minds,
Pushing us forward and preserving us in time.
Fucking and loving, caressing and holding.
Tongues moving together and folding
Bodies against bodies, and sex against sex.
Sex is the want, sex is the need.
To push together and forward, spilling the seed.
Sex is beautiful, sex is rough.
Sex is grinding and moaning
Sex is gentle and moving.
Sex makes us cry, sex makes us laugh.
Sex is a secret, hidden away,
Sex is a pleasure, brought out to play
For new life or for fun, sex will be had
And if you don't like it, well that's too bad.
Elf vs. Orc 6He got a nasty start a few hours later, when he came in to check on her.Elf vs. Orc 69 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
He'd tied her hands, her feet, thrown a loop or two around her waist, and roped everything to the bed, the chair, and the fire iron, just for good measure, He'd done everything short of hog-tying. She wasn't going to get loose in a hurry.
He wasn't sure why he was bothering, really, since he had a horrible feeling that if she said "Will you untie me?" he might do it, and if she said "please," he'd definitely do it.
Still, she didn't seem to be a threat conscious, so maybe that was okay.
Then, because his feelings were still churning and there was nothing for emotional turmoil like hard work, he'd gone off, fed the chickens and the gargoyle, picked peas, turned the compost heap, washed his hands and made soup. By the end, he was really quite exhausted, and ready for at least a nap in his chair.
Then he came back in to discover that her fever had vanished and she was shivering violently with cold.
Elf vs. Orc 2Celadon Toadstool was delirious.Elf vs. Orc 29 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The funny bit—uproariously funny, it seemed to her—was that she knew she was delirious. The world was billowing around her. It looked as if someone had meticulously painted the inside of a cottage on silk, and then hung it in a gentle breeze. The corners floated inward and collapsed back out again with a sigh.
That someone would go to all that trouble, painting a cottage on silk, was hilarious.
She knew she was wounded. She couldn't quite remember how she'd been wounded. Imagine not remembering a thing like that!
This also struck her as hilarious.
Her name, in Orcish, was Urrsharruk-gah, and she had skin the delicate gray-green of the gills of cave mushrooms, and eyes the color of stolen gold. Her hair was thick and dark and she wore it tucked under her helmet to keep enemies from being able to grab it, which was problematic, because she'd lost her helmet somewhere along the way, and she wasn't in the best of shape anyway.
Even in her immense good humor
Elf vs. Orc 7This was easier said than done.Elf vs. Orc 79 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
She gave him some very practical suggestions about how to tie the ropes. A bit of slack between the feet, enough to shuffle, not enough to run. A rope around the neck as a kind of leash in case she attacked him. He could tell she'd done this sort of thing before.
Sings-to-Trees, at that point, would have been happy just untying her completely and pointing her in the direction of the outhouse, but he had a horrible feeling he'd disappoint her if he didn't at least try to hold up his end. So he steeled himself to stay awake a bit longer and got the ropes set up, and hauled her out of the bed.
Then she wound up needing to use him as a crutch anyway, since her knees kept buckling, so it was a bit of a moot point.
"Can you hold this?" he asked, handing her the leash rope after a few brutal hops toward the door.
"What if I try to escape?"
He sighed. "Just yank it if you feel yourself getting any ideas."
She started laughing, then they took another step and the
The Diary Of Lorrain Fielder PreviewDate: November 29th 2010The Diary Of Lorrain Fielder Preview3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Hello, my name is Lorrain Fielder. Why do you guys care? I don't know. Like it matters to anybody. Aurora Fields is my hometown. Well, it was. It was a rather nice town up until last year. What happened last year you ask? Nothing real important, just your average teenager freshmen chick. Who committed homicide in the infamous "Homicide at Aurora Fields High School." I killed over half of my school population in an angry fury. The homicide included the death of my once closest friend Annabelle Jefferson. Samantha Young, my other best friend was heartbroken and ran away. And as for me? I was locked into the local mental hospital.
Detective Ricky has been assigned to my case. I know him far too well. Aurora Fields is a small town, a tiny one. A secret one. Nobody knows it exists. Until now. Ricky is interrogating me while I record my own life. He isn't aware of my doings and I was not aware of his. Friend
Reader and Thor Chapter 2"Oh thank you [name], I am most gracious." Thor grabbed my hand and kissed the back of it, causing me to blush even more. Maybe this could work, maybe it could, I whispered to myself.Reader and Thor Chapter 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
Thor and I talked for a while. He told me about how he lived on Asgard all his life with his brother Loki. Loki and him use to be close and always play together, but sometimes would fight a lot. Thor always thought Loki was a little different but looked past it and tried to be the best brother ever. He explained to me how as they got older Loki started to envy him more and more just wanting to be his equal. After a close encounter with the frost giants, Loki finally found out that he was no Odin son, but a Laufy son. Loki had finally lost it and tried to take over Asgard and destroy Midgard. Thor and his brother fought for days until Thor plead for the fighting to stop but Loki wouldn't listen. Loki then tricked Thor and attacked him from behind and then he passed out.
I was speechless. I could tell that
Black and GreyBlack and Grey intertwineBlack and Grey8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
To create something so divine
That white itself cannot blink
Even though it is the link
THORS-dayThor: Hey Loki! Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is?THORS-day2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Loki: ...Oh no.
Thor: Go on guess!
Loki: It's Thursday.
Abuse MeDon't take it inAbuse Me3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Don't let the sadness win
Beautiful is the human life
If you open just your eyes
If you feel that no one cares
If you feel that no one is there
Then turn around
I'm right there
Whatever you do to me
I will always care
Scream at me
For in the end, I will always love you
If you're my friend, then I will take the beating
Take your hatred out on me, make your victim my head
I want the abuse, abuse me
New Sega Brawlers releaseNew Sega Brawlers release4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
There's still a lot more to be seen in the future.
62 Characters to choose from.
38 Battle Mode stages.
6 Arcade Boss Fights.
8 Adventure mode stages to play through.
Beat Adventure and choose one of the EX sets to unlock secret characters, like Metal Sonic, and Shiva.
Team up with other Heroes in newly added Alliance mode take down hordes of mixed bad guys. Also an unlockable set after beating adventure mode.
It Was A DayIt was a day a little bit like todayIt Was A Day2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
the way the clouds threw shadows over the hill
the day you realized that you weren’t going to find your future.
You were never going to go to Mars
You were never going to open the door that led, inexorably, to Narnia
(or even Telmar, you weren’t picky, and you were confident of your ability
to lead the revolution.)
Inigo Montoya was not going to slap you on the back
and invite you to take up the mantle of the Dread Pirate Roberts.
There would be no sardonic Vulcans or Andorians;
you would never be handed an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
That was a strange day.
It ranked up there with the day that you realized that everybody else saw the you in the mirror, not the you inside your head. Not the you that was lean and tough and clever, not the you with perfect hair and a resonant voice that never said “Um….?”
Not that you.
No, they got the one that was fat and wobbly and stiff inside with
iNSaNITYiNSaNITY3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"STOP IT, YOU'RE KILLING HER!!!!!" I screamed.
The disgusting pig of a father had been getting drunk every night and raping my mother for the past 3 months. It wasn't always this way. In fact he had been the best dad a family could want. My father kept us happy by giving us love and care, but it all shattered after he found out that Shiro and I were cursed to be wolf hybrids by the Midnight Witch. He demanded that we be exiled from his house hold, but my mother would have nothing of it. So he decided that he would make our lives a living hell
From that day on our mother was tortured in front of our eyes, while we could do nothing but watch in agony. Shiro told me she had nightmares of an evil man killing us all and described him as our father. I couldn't take his abusive behavior anymore, but there absolutely nothing I could do.
"MOMMY!!! STOP HURTING MY MOMMY!!!!" Shiro wailed and tried fighting her way through my arms. I held her close to me trying to hide her face from the bea
Interview With The VampiresInterview With The Vampires4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*The Benny Hill Theme Starts To Play* Welcome to INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRES!! Here's your host Violet Wildscar!!!!!!!!!
Violet: Hi everyone!!! And welcome to INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRES!!!, today we have Zero Kiryu Yuki Cross & Kaname Kuran!!!!
*Zero Yuki And Kaname come out and walk on stage and the crowd goes wild for all three of them *
Violet: Hello Zero*shakes hand* Hi Yuki*shakes hand* Yo Kaname*shakes hand*
Kaname: Good evening
Violet: My name's Violet Wildscar but please call me Violet
Yuki: Kay soooo Violet what're we here for anyways?
Violet: Well I'm gonna ask some questions and you guys are gonna answer them
Violet: Question #1 Are you in love with someone?
Kaname: Of course
Violet: Who is that lucky man or woman?
Yuki: Well it's a guy
Kaname: Her name is Yuki
Violet: O_O wow right out the door .Okay next question, Question #2 Do you hate some
The Shield x Reader(intro) *BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD*The Shield x Reader(intro) *BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD*2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
(this is only the intro, it will be split into 3 way, for each member, because making all three is hard, and …kind of…weird…DEAL WITH IT!)
It was Monday night raw, you were sitting in your locker room, watching the TV screen, The
SHEILD had just finished a match, and you couldn’t have been more excited. Why? Well,
you were quite the trouble maker in the roster, you loved messing with the big bad guys
in the locker room, because you loved how flustered and rallied up they would get when you
cause trouble for them. Plus they made it so easy.
But! Tonight would be quite channelings, that was why you planned to do this in the first
place though. The plan was, that, you become both tag team champions, and the U.S
champion, all in one night~ and you wouldn’t have to fight anyone…How? Well easy, you were
just going to take the titles. Taking the titles would be easy for you, taking them from
the SHEILD, may be harder.
But never the less you readie
Ch. 3 ConflictsCh. 3 Conflicts4 years ago in Drama More Like This
The story of the Royal Family is a chapter story,
About the early days of the Royal Family.
Conflicts is a very short chapter about Ozai's past.
Ozai is twenty-eight,
Ursa is twenty-six,
Zuko is several days old.
The story of the Royal Family,
Chapter 3: Conflicts.
Ursa walked barefoot through her room, held baby Zuko straight into her arms. She was rubbing his back, so she tried to loosen some mucus.
This had been an awful and sleepless night. Zuko has the whooping cough. A disease that is dangerous for young children, they can get a respiratory arrest or they can choke in their mucus.
Ozai looked worriedly over his wife and child. "Why does everything always need to fail?" He asked emotionally.
Ursa thought several seconds over these words and smiled. "I don't see this as failing, Ozai. Life can't be perfect all the time."
The young man shook his head. "Everything I ever held into my hands has failed..."
"That isn't true, that insinuates your father!" Ursa closed her ey
Doctor's OrdersThe first time Conrad fed from Worth, it was totally Hanna's fault.Doctor's Orders5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
They'd been investigating some suspicious animal attacks in a local neighborhood and things, completely unsurprisingly, didn't go as planned. When they'd finally stumbled through Worth's door, Conrad's arms were plastered over a wound in his side and the zombie was cradling an unconscious and freely bleeding Hanna.
"I fuckin' swear, if ya tell me he's been fuckin' with ghosts again --"
Hanna's partner cut off Worth's tirade with a look (and Conrad was reminded again that he never wanted to be in between him and a hurt Hanna). "Actually, this time it was a werewolf."
Worth took a long drag on his cigarette and flicked it into a corner, leaning over to prod at Hanna's limp form. "Seriously? A werewolf? How th' fuck did ya piss off one'a those?"
"Hanna said it was probably injured and freaked out," Conrad explained, when the zombie just stared silently. "And, uh apparently a lot of them aren't all that fond of vamp
Notice of Intent to StalkForm ITS1993(d)Notice of Intent to Stalk6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Notice of Intent to Stalk
Print or type name of Stalker: _____________________________
(known henceforth as STALKER)
Print or type name of person to be Stalked: __________________________
(known henceforth as STALKEE)
Please be notified that effective this date the above named STALKER has filed an official Intent To Stalk Declaration targeting the above named STALKEE in accordance with Obsessive/Compulsive Personal Pursuit Code of Conduct Act of 1993 (OCPPCCA93).
I, STALKER, hereby declare Open Season upon you, STALKEE, and pursuant to OCPPCCA93 section 1, paragraph 5 intend to engage in the following activities (check all that apply):
[ ] Watch from afar
[ ] Watch from the bushes
[ ] Watch from the window/skylight
[ ] Hide in your closet
[ ] Fold myself under your computer desk
[ ] Gaze devotedly at your sleeping form
[ ] Collect hair samples while you sleep
[ ] Bake cookies in your kitchen while you're away
[ ] Chocolat
Her World (Bertholdt x reader) AUHer World (Bertholdt x reader) AU7 months ago in Romance More Like This
It was not supposed to be this way.
The young teenager lived in two separate worlds. His body lived in the realm of school and proper expectations of good grades for the next step of college. Although his heart and mind was alive and joyous in another world.
His olive eyes was dully lit in the world of school and expectations, his hearted cried when he had to be in this atmosphere. It was only when we joined with her that his olive eyes gleamed with happiness and peace.
It was his escape.
The way her delicate fingers would grab his chin and make him look in those shiny beautiful (e/c) of hers. Every time her ear would gracefully fall and move to his muscular and broad chest for a heartbeat excited him to such a degree.
He was alive after all.
She enjoyed the pattern of the way his rapidly beating pulse thumped against his veins. The student always believed it was because it was just a habit instead he would never guess that it was because of her newly found enjoyment she fou