Adventures of MK Moon and Hans Hoshi: Welcome Home"Ok, I found the perfect place for you guys." Chris was saying as he led the seven Creators across a lively green lawn. MK sighed impatiently. "You've been saying that for the past six hundred houses." She said tiredly. Whose smart idea was it to take seven hyperactive teens house-hunting? She wondered. Almost as if he read her mind, Chris spoke. "Remember Miss MK this was your bright idea." The six Creators glared at their leader, who gave them a nervous chuckle. "Anyway I know this place will definitely be better than that tiny apartment you guys live in." Their manager continued as he stopped. The seven stopped as well and looked up.Adventures of MK Moon and Hans Hoshi: Welcome Home2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The mansion was HUGE (And I can not stress huge enough), like the Disney Castle but much more demonic. It was a dark rusty red color instead of white and the giant glass window had a strange design on it, sort of evil looking. There was a certain glow to it that caught the leader's attention. It was a faint gold
Adventures of MK Moon and Hans Hoshi: EstrangedCreeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkkkkk. The door to the library slowly swung open. Hans didn't even bother to look up. It was either one of the other five Creators or MK Moon, her best friend. If it was MK then she'd announce herself as she always did. Hans waited, expecting to hear the words: "It is I, the awesome saucey MK Moon!" or something egoistical like that. When the person didn't say anything Hans assumed it was one of the Creators. It's probably Sarah...she's so quiet. She thought to herself with a smile as she return to her homework. Ok, Hans normally wouldn't do her homework in the library but her room was being used as a prank war zone and she needed peace and quiet for her art project.Adventures of MK Moon and Hans Hoshi: Estranged2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She noticed the silence but said nothing. The last thing she wanted was to annoy Sarah and start a fight. Not that those two were ever at it but you never know. Hans pulled out her MP3 and put her Captain America headphones in. She grew lost in the music as she
Adventures of MK Moon and Hans Hoshi: ArtistCareful now. Hans thought to herself as she began to draw the scene in front of her in her sketchbook. MK was chatting casually with one of the Creators, absentmindedly twining her fingers through her braid. With a small smile Hans doodled, music playing in her head. It wasn't important that she paid attention to her friend's conversation, it was more instructions for them than anything else. She had grown bored very quickly and decided to draw, not wanting to bother the older teen.Adventures of MK Moon and Hans Hoshi: Artist2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Soon Hans felt herself leave the world. She said nothing as she drew, lost in the world of colors, music, and dreams. Her colored pencils and erasers danced across her white canvas, re-creating the image in her mind, the image she saw in front of her. She didn't think she was a good artist but MK always insisted she was. And though Hans believed her she still doubted it. But at the moment none of that mattered to Hans. All that mattered was the flying colors, the story the picture told, and
I Feel Fine Chp. 4I Feel Fine Chp. 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The next morning, I woke up early in my hotel room, fully rested and refreshed. I did a quick stretch; then got out of my bed. Getting dressed, I grabbed some casual wear from my suitcase. I was wearing a maroon colored, short sleeved shirt. On the shirt was this logo of a designer company. I chose to match it with a pair of black corduroy pants. Very casual. After that, I briefly straightened my hair in the bathroom. I've got to look at least somewhat decent when going down to the lobby to get breakfast.
When I reached the lobby, I bought a newspaper that came out today. Guess what the top story was? "New talent along with the Fab Four" aka me! It was great! I couldn't wait to show Ringo. Basically, it was about how I'm traveling with the Beatles and why. Now back to what was going on. I headed to the café that was within the hotel. There I snatched some chow for breakfast, taking the bag back up to my room.
On the way back to the room, I somehow ran into George in the hallway. "
Elf vs. Orc 6He got a nasty start a few hours later, when he came in to check on her.Elf vs. Orc 68 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
He'd tied her hands, her feet, thrown a loop or two around her waist, and roped everything to the bed, the chair, and the fire iron, just for good measure, He'd done everything short of hog-tying. She wasn't going to get loose in a hurry.
He wasn't sure why he was bothering, really, since he had a horrible feeling that if she said "Will you untie me?" he might do it, and if she said "please," he'd definitely do it.
Still, she didn't seem to be a threat conscious, so maybe that was okay.
Then, because his feelings were still churning and there was nothing for emotional turmoil like hard work, he'd gone off, fed the chickens and the gargoyle, picked peas, turned the compost heap, washed his hands and made soup. By the end, he was really quite exhausted, and ready for at least a nap in his chair.
Then he came back in to discover that her fever had vanished and she was shivering violently with cold.
I Feel Fine Chp. 3I Feel Fine Chp. 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
We've been on the plane for over two hours, and half the people here are asleep, including Ringo. Haha. I knew that because he was resting on my shoulder. It was so cute. Back to the topic here, everyone was pretty content. Paul and George were at the round table playing cards. John and Brian were talking about upcoming plans once we arrive in the U.S. As you already know, Ringo was asleep on my shoulder, while I was drawing on my sketch pad.
Eventually, one of the reporters got up to go to the bathroom. She had short reddish hair, and glasses. She was wearing a business uniform. As she walked down the aisle, she noticed me. "Having fun with Ringo there?" She giggled.
"Huh?" I blushed a bit, "Oh, no. He just fell asleep on my shoulder is all." For all I know, she could be making a front page article on how I seduced Ringo or something. That's just what I need, not.
"Oh alright," she laughed. Then she looked down, seeing what I was up to. "Whoa, that's some artwork! Mind if I get a pict
I Feel Fine Chp. 10I Feel Fine Chp. 103 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Paul looked over to see if I was ready, but I was still thinking about what the boys had said just moments earlier. Then he waved and I finally noticed it was time to start. I nodded back as I counted the band off. "18.104.22.168.1.2.3!" I did a double hit on the snare and floor tom to begin the song. The crowd was surprised how I nailed it perfectly.
From the side of the stage, Brian looked furious about how I disobeyed his order. Steam was practically spewing out of his ears. We were definitely in for a long lecture later. Yet we didn't really care, we were just enjoying ourselves too much.
John and Paul sang in perfect unison as usual while George was moving around playing his guitar. Ringo was watching everyone else, in deep thought. He had a tiny smile on his face, so I assumed everything was fine. I noticed that quite a few girls in the couple front rows got super duper pissed at me when George looked back in my direction and we exchanged silent laughs. Just wait until they find out th
Elf vs. Orc 7This was easier said than done.Elf vs. Orc 78 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
She gave him some very practical suggestions about how to tie the ropes. A bit of slack between the feet, enough to shuffle, not enough to run. A rope around the neck as a kind of leash in case she attacked him. He could tell she'd done this sort of thing before.
Sings-to-Trees, at that point, would have been happy just untying her completely and pointing her in the direction of the outhouse, but he had a horrible feeling he'd disappoint her if he didn't at least try to hold up his end. So he steeled himself to stay awake a bit longer and got the ropes set up, and hauled her out of the bed.
Then she wound up needing to use him as a crutch anyway, since her knees kept buckling, so it was a bit of a moot point.
"Can you hold this?" he asked, handing her the leash rope after a few brutal hops toward the door.
"What if I try to escape?"
He sighed. "Just yank it if you feel yourself getting any ideas."
She started laughing, then they took another step and the
Top 10: Jesus or SupermanTop 10: Ways of Identifying Jesus or SupermanTop 10: Jesus or Superman5 years ago in Humor More Like This
10. Has returned from the dead more than once, and might possibly do so again.
9. Exploits are followed by millions of avid readers for many years.
8. Subject of painful disagreement and arguments among fans.
7. Does good works without expectation of reward.
6. Maintains a tax-free Fortress of Solitude.
5. Was sent to earth to save us all.
4. Shoots heat-beams from eyes.
3. Primary opponent is evil and prefers underground lair.
2. Native language is not English.
1. Has a superb sense of humor and would never hurt the author of a Top 10 list.
Elf vs. Orc 2Celadon Toadstool was delirious.Elf vs. Orc 28 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The funny bit—uproariously funny, it seemed to her—was that she knew she was delirious. The world was billowing around her. It looked as if someone had meticulously painted the inside of a cottage on silk, and then hung it in a gentle breeze. The corners floated inward and collapsed back out again with a sigh.
That someone would go to all that trouble, painting a cottage on silk, was hilarious.
She knew she was wounded. She couldn't quite remember how she'd been wounded. Imagine not remembering a thing like that!
This also struck her as hilarious.
Her name, in Orcish, was Urrsharruk-gah, and she had skin the delicate gray-green of the gills of cave mushrooms, and eyes the color of stolen gold. Her hair was thick and dark and she wore it tucked under her helmet to keep enemies from being able to grab it, which was problematic, because she'd lost her helmet somewhere along the way, and she wasn't in the best of shape anyway.
Even in her immense good humor
Elf vs. Orc 3Sings-to-Trees was being strangled.Elf vs. Orc 38 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
He'd always expected a patient to kill him some day, but he'd thought he would be a lot older, and it would be an angry bull or a careless moment with a manticore or something along those lines, with an outside chance of being crushed under a nearsighted troll. He really hadn't anticipated anything like this.
The orc had been giggling to herself for a few minutes, and when he tried to talk to her, she only giggled harder. He didn't know if she could speak any of the languages, or if she was so delirious that she wasn't even hearing him. He had no real idea what the normal temperature for an orc was, but her skin burned against his fingers, and if he had to guess, he'd say she was running quite a high fever.
There was something very surreal about a giggling orc. It wasn't malicious, like when pixies left flaming piles of pixie-crap on your doorstep and hid to watch you step in it. This was a throaty, genuinely amused chuckle—reduced to a s
Happy ThanksgivingIn America, around this time today (1700 hours EST) many families have either gorged themselves on succulent feasts or are wondering if that damned turkey is ever going to thaw out. Burned rolls are greeted at the table with accepting smiles, and Aunt Mildred's mincemeat pie has once again befuddled the family as to what it's actually made of.Happy Thanksgiving6 years ago in Historical More Like This
Yes, America is once again celebrating that long ago event when Arnold Schwartenegger returned from the future and tried to kill us all and was soundly defeated. No wait... I'm being told it's a celebration steeped in more mystery than that. It observes the successful first winter harvest of our Pilgrim forefathers, foremothers, and foreoffspring way back in 1921. No, sorry... 1621.
The traditional story goes that boatloads of puritan British settlers braved the stormy Atlantic hoping for a new life free from religious persecution. They made landfall in what is now New England, whe
Adventures of MK Moon and Hans Hoshi: Hyper"WAAAAAHHHHH! SHAWN MICHAELS BETTER BE ONNNNN OR I AM GOING TO FLLLIIPPP!" MK practically shouted. For once the teen was literally flying around the large entertainment room. Normally she'd be too tired to even shout, much less run around like a lunatic. But tonight was a very special night for her. And Hans knew this, probably better than the other Creators and she understood better than the others. Giggling and smiling Hans sat on the black leather couch, watching MK act more wild than ever. "I can tell you're happy Kitty, in the four and not even half but will be soon years I've known you you've never been this happy." Four-and-not-even-half-but-will-be-soon years didn't seem like much to most people but MK and Hans hung out everyday they could and chatted online when they couldn't.Adventures of MK Moon and Hans Hoshi: Hyper2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I'm sorry Hans but I haven't seen Shanwy in ffffoooorrrrreeeeevvvvvveeeeeerrr!" Hans giggled again. "I regret buying you that chocolate cupcake flavored coffee, you're naturally hyper enough." "I k
An Interview With Gods n DanteAn Interview With Gods n Dante5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
1. So in your opinion, are you Uke or seme?
that wasn't he question.
I'm seme in my opinion. cos I have a penis that is the size of my age
i feel like i should be seme but sometimes i donno.
I'm a bottom seme. that likes to cry after we make love
i cry while we make love
because it was beautiful, not cos gods abuses me during,
2. Where you originally into men, or did your significant other whip that out of you? [lol, whip]
yooou must whip it!
Thor - ShowertiemzThor stood, covered in grime and muck and possibly blood, outside a door, arms folded across his chest and a look of utter impatience on his face. Tapping his fingers on his arms, he shouted, "Loki, get OUT of the BATHROOM."Thor - Showertiemz3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
From inside the door (probably locked), a quieter voice insisted, "I'll be done when I'm done, brother."
He growled in an accusatory manner, "You're perfecting your hair again, aren't you?"
"I am not. I am brushing my teeth." The God of Mischief was most definitely fixing his hair. Hey, it takes a LOT of work, both magical and mundane, to get hair to stay THAT slick all day long.
". . . No one takes TWO HOURS to brush their TEETH, Loki."
"One can't be careful enough with oral hygiene," came the gently chiding reply, much too chipper in tone for the Thunder God's tastes. "Just wait a century for one of us to be toothless. Then we'll see who was in the right."
Thor was nearing the very end of his wits' end. "I've been keeping the same dental mana
Ways to Drive Loki up the wallWays to drive Loki up the wall:Ways to Drive Loki up the wall2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
1. Ask him to kneel
2. Tell him that Thor is better than him
3. Ask him whether he had done things with Thor, and videotape his reactions.
4. Put him alone in a room with Hulk.
5. Put him in a room with Thor in an crazy mood.
6. Show him ThunderFrost, Frostiron and any other yaoi pairings photos & videos.
7. Replace his scepter with a cardboard one.
8. Steal his hair gel and hide it.
9. Tell him that he will never take over the world.
11. Squeal at every word he says.
12. Glomp on him for the entire day.
13. Follow him around for 24 hours. Including in his sleep.
14. Take pictures of him bathing (NAKED) and post everywhere. (Tumblr, Flickr, Facebook, Twitter, Fanpop, Google, etc.)
15. Tell him that he is a slut.
16. Ask him whether he is a gay, and if he says no, run all over Asgard telling everyone he is gay. If he says yes ._____________.
17. Ask him whether he likes Lady Gaga.
18. Steal his clothes when he is half-awake.
19. Call him a cockroach.
Notice of Intent to StalkForm ITS1993(d)Notice of Intent to Stalk5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Notice of Intent to Stalk
Print or type name of Stalker: _____________________________
(known henceforth as STALKER)
Print or type name of person to be Stalked: __________________________
(known henceforth as STALKEE)
Please be notified that effective this date the above named STALKER has filed an official Intent To Stalk Declaration targeting the above named STALKEE in accordance with Obsessive/Compulsive Personal Pursuit Code of Conduct Act of 1993 (OCPPCCA93).
I, STALKER, hereby declare Open Season upon you, STALKEE, and pursuant to OCPPCCA93 section 1, paragraph 5 intend to engage in the following activities (check all that apply):
[ ] Watch from afar
[ ] Watch from the bushes
[ ] Watch from the window/skylight
[ ] Hide in your closet
[ ] Fold myself under your computer desk
[ ] Gaze devotedly at your sleeping form
[ ] Collect hair samples while you sleep
[ ] Bake cookies in your kitchen while you're away
[ ] Chocolat
Internet:The Good, the bad +..The Internet: The Good, the Bad, and the PointlessInternet:The Good, the bad +..7 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
We have to come to accept it as part of our lives. Another aspect of technology intricately wound up with our daily affairs. Most of us hardly give it a second thought. It's there, it's useful, so who cares?
The Internet is a tool. A large, powerful tool with tremendous consequences. Just like any other tool it can be used for both good and evil, and, of course, the totally banal and pointless. We have worked so very hard to become more efficient, so that we can better waste our time. I will in no way be able to discuss all the benefits and disadvantages of the Internet, that would be an unwieldy task. I'll just briefly mention some key points. What's the point though? Honestly, who gives a shit? It's not going anywhere anytime soon. The point is to be active in understanding and molding technology to ourselves, rather than passively watching it transform us. The point is act out of reason, rather than convenience
The Six Lessons of LokiI. The Norns are bitches. You can either entertain them or yourself. Deal with it.The Six Lessons of Loki6 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
II. If you plan to do something stupid, make sure you can save your own ass.
III. He who plays with fire risks getting burnt. Even I am no exception to this.
IV. Never lie, but only tell the truth if you have to.
V. Snake venom is painful.
VI. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Mjollnir is sure to kill me.
Deliverance by MisteriddlesDeliverance by Misteriddles12 years ago in Socio-political More Like This
Deliverance: An 'ex-gay' journey
by Iain Clacher
After two suicide attempts and with another stewing in his mind, Steven Brett was saved when his mother committed him to a psychiatric hospital four years ago.
Under the guidance and 'counselling' of three Pentecostal churches and the Brisbane chapter of 'ex-gay' ministry Exodus International, Steven had spent a decade begging God to deliver him from the 'demon of homosexuality' inside.
Lured by hope he could 'overcome his sexual brokenness' and 'live how God intended', he submitted to three exorcisms and countless programs he now describes as "destructive and abusive brainwashing".
"It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. It was the most bludgeoning, destroying, soul-sapping experience of my life," Steven says as he flicks through the pages of a photo album from the time.
The slim, youthful, 33 year old public servant says he was raised by working class parents who didn't subscribe to any religiou
Annoying Guns N RosesAnnoying GNRAnnoying Guns N Roses5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Nikki: I say Im better cause Im the coolest in this group!
Tommy: I say Im coolest cause Im just awesome!
Mick: I say Im coolest cause I play guitar!
Vince: I say Im coolest cause I have blond hair!
Nikki: and thats why you look like a woman.
Vince: I look like a woman? What about Axl Rose? He wears a skirt!
Nikki: hes your girlfriend!
Vince: oh yeah? Well that really fat guy over there is your husband!
Mick: are we drunk? I cant remember.
Nikki: I guess it would explain why were in a bar.
Tommy: maybe were not in a bar, but in a far away land where no person has ever gone before.
Vince: far away land? I guess I havent had enough to drink as you. But that fat guy is still your husband Nikki.
Nikki: why do we always fight when were drunk? Why dont we just go and crash a car?
Mick: already done that today. At least I think it was today
Tommy: I just had the best idea ever! Why don
What I Learned at SRU -90- (Part 2)What I Learned at SRU -90- (Part 2)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
- Monday, May 2nd, 2011 -
Korra sighed to herself, taking a moment's reprieve in the empty public restroom. She washed her hands, staring at her own reflection as she did so. This was her first day of real work, in a sense. She was to spend the afternoon monitoring the campus center building, within orbit of her superiors, after she'd endured a morning of being shown how to properly ticket cars that were parked at incorrect or unauthorized locations. So here she was, taking a brief bathroom break. She studied her appearance in the mirror. The black button-down and tie were...unsettling to her. And to have her shirt tucked in felt like an abomination. She'd worn her hair back in a single ponytail today, and that wasn't looking right to her either. Being told about all of these rules and restrictions and things she had to do or had better not to was also intimidating.
She simply didn't feel in her element here.
She heard some kind of clamoring to down the long, narrow h