Wybie and CatWybie Lovat was running around the house after his grandma, desperately pleading as he did so. Wybie was seven years old and just begging for a pet, but his grandma refused him every time.Wybie and Cat6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Wyborne, how many times have I told you, were not getting a pet! she told him sternly.
But gramma! the seven-year-old protested. Everyone in the first grade has a pet! Im not asking for a dog or anything, I just want something! Im the only one! His lower lip quivered and his eyes widen to the fullest extent that they possibly could.
Ms. Lovat turned around and sighed. Wyborne, Im sorry. she murmured as she crouched down and put her hand on her grandsons shoulder. I just dont have time to help you care for a pet.
Wybie frowned. But Ill take care of it! You dont have to do a thing except help me pay for food and stuff! he promised as he began to hop excited
Spongebob-proof of spandy~Spongebob-Proof of spandy~Spongebob-proof of spandy6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
1. First Im going to start with people calling spongebob gay, uh hello people wake up and open your eyes. Spongebob cant be gay because havent you noticed hes got no one to be gay with. Patrick likes Mindy (as shown in spongebob movie) squidward likes girls because when Patrick dressed as a girl (thats no lady) he wanted to date him and then found out that it was Patrick all along felt really sick. Mr krabs is too old for spongebob and also likes and has a crush on Mrs Puff. So basically whos spongebob supposed to like if all of them like girls.
2. Spongebob knows hes weak but still he tries to rescue Sandy from big scary animals (clams, bull worms and gorillas). He doesnt think about how harmful they are he just wants to save her.
3. Hell offer his time off work to Sandy without her having to ask but Patrick had to ask and persuade spongebob to take a break from his work (hooky). Why because spongebob wa
Stuck in Bed"You're sure you don't want to go with us?"Stuck in Bed1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I think y-you might really like t-the movie, Brittany."
"For the last time," Brittany spoke slowly and calmly to her sisters, hiding her face with her blankets, "I'm fine! Goodbye!"
Jeanette fidgeted uncomfortably near the door while Eleanor rolled her eyes.
"Fine then," the shorter Chipette gave up, turning to Jeanette. "Let's go tell Miss Miller we're ready to go."
Brittany waited to hear the sound of the bedroom door closing, relief washing over her once that exact sound met her ears.
She buried her face into her pillow and pulled her covers over her entire body, hoping to shield herself from the world.
Sometimes, even the best people could have their off days. There were those times where you just couldn't face the world, couldn't possibly even dream of getting out of bed if you didn't have to.
She was most definitely having one of those days.
But it wasn't supposed to turn out like this!
Her day was supposed to be the exact op
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Raised by Lions Chapter 1Deep in the Savannahs of Tanzania, a Married Couple and Their 6 Month Old Son arrived here from The United States for Safari. They were All Fine Until One Day when the Parents Died from Malaria, Leaving their Baby Boy all Alone.Raised by Lions Chapter 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Baby Boy, who doesn't know his Parents are Dead, Walks out of their Tent. He Can Barely Walk Right, and was Very Curious about the Many Herds of Animals that live on the Grasslands.
While Walking, the Baby Meets up with a Cheetah named Amani. While She Looks Curiously at the Baby, He Pets the Cheetah on the Face. Amani thought that the Baby's Parents are Dead since the African Savannah is a Dangerous Place to be. She Also Knew that the Nearest Humans are Miles Away, and that the Baby Needs a Mother. Then Amani Thought of a Perfect Place for the Child to be. She Allows the Baby Boy to get on her Back and he Runs him to a Cave, Where She Forced the Little Boy to Walk into.
The Baby walked into the Cave and Finds a Family of Lions in the Cave, The Family Inclu
What's with all the Kiara hateWhat's with all the Kiara hate5 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
Okay, for quite a while now, I've been hearing all this hate about how Kiara is an "air head" or a "moron" or a "clueless idiot" and I confess, I used to be one of these people (not counting when I was young) but honestly, I watched Simba's Pride over again (several times) since deciding I hated her, and to my surprise, I no longer do so. Why? Because as I watched the movie, looking for hate evidence, I didn't find ANY. Rather, the opposite. Watching the movie over again, changed my mind, because the evidence I DID find was against the Kiara haters.
Evidence that disproved these claims about her being an airhead/moron/clueless idiot.
Now .before you guys decide to flame me, hear me out.
One of the most frequent complaints about Kiara I hear is that she's nothing like her father, and that Simba was a far better protagonist. Well, that's not entirely true. Despite the fact that Kiara didn't want to be queen, she IS a little like
To Who?Summary: A Family Guy (kind of anti-)fanfic. When karma strikes members of the Griffin family, they know just who to turn to in their times of need. Well kind of, anyway. One-shot.To Who?6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
To My Loving Daughter,
Hey, honey! Remember me? It's your daddy! Yeah...anyway, it's been a long time since we've seen each other, so I just thought I'd write. Oh, and you know, while I have you, I was wondering if you could send along a little money for Daddy? Daddy's special hospital bills are kind of steep, and the doctors are getting a little mad 'cause the Social Security won't cover everything. I try to tell 'em that I don't need to be here, but after Daddy's last little "accident," the judge just won't believe I can manage things on my own without your mother around. (And that stupid chicken's fuckin' Jew lawyer isn't make things any easier, let me tell you. Er, um, no offense to you and your new
The Lion King: Gender Issues"The cub at the end was/is a male/Kopa because the official books say so!!!"The Lion King: Gender Issues4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. Most of the official books from 1994 state it's a boy, but it matters not because this book is equally official and states it's a girl!
2. The official book "A Tale of Two Brothers" wherein Kopa first appears, tells a story of Rafiki arriving to Pridelands for the first time when Mufasa is already a teenager. But this book this book is equally official and states that Rafiki had met Mufasa when Mufasa was a cub. As the last mentioned is equeally possible truth and contradicts Kopa's family history, the cub in the film is not Kopa.
3. The official book "A Tale of Two Brothers" wherein Kopa first appears, states that Mufasa's father named Zazu's mother and every future generation of her family as the stewarts to the k
The Darry that stole Christmas"Deck the halls with boughs of holly," Pony's voice rang through the living room as he hung up another Christmas bulb.The Darry that stole Christmas3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Fa la la la la, la la la la," Soda finished for him, stringing up tinsel around the big front window.
"Tis the season to be jolly,"
"Fa la la la la, la la la la,"
"Don we now," Pony started but was interrupted by a groan from Darry who came out of the kitchen.
"Will you two please stop singing, its bad enough your making our house look like something from a bad TV Christmas special, but singing too,"
The two younger Curtis's looked at each other then started snickering.
"Bah humbug," Darry muttered, in a sarcastic manner.
"Come on Darry, get into the spirit of things,"
"No," And the older male walked back into the kitchen.
Pony and Soda just kind of shrugged and went back to putting up the decorations. When they were done dinner was just about ready, so Darry walked back into the living room.
"Well what do you think?" Soda asked, coming to stand on one side
Doof's GirlfriendPhineas and Ferb: Dr. Doofenshmirtzs GirlfriendDoof's Girlfriend5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Scene One: The Flynn/Fletcher Household
(It was a beautiful day in Danville. Phineas and Ferb were relaxing under the tree with their pet, platypus, Perry. Candace was on the phone talking to her friend, Stacy.)
Candace: (On the Phone) Then, I said to Jennie, I said
(Their Mom opens the door with some bags of groceries in her hands.)
Linda: Kids, Im home.
Candace: Ill call you back, Stacy. (Hangs Up.) Hi, Mom.
Linda: Would you help me with some of these bags?
Candace: Sure thing.
(Candace goes to the kitchen to help her Mom with the groceries. They start unpacking everything.)
Linda: Hey, have you seen the boys? I want to give them something.
Candace: (Sighs) They are underneath that tree, like they always are.
Linda: Great, I want to give them these Gummy Bears.
Candace: Wait, for what?!
Linda: For being my two special little guys of course.
Candace: (Puts her hand on forehead) Of course. How stupid of
GoldilocksMommy said Daddy will be back tomorrow. I don't think so. I think they got into a fight. They have been getting in a lot of fights but, this one was bigger than their other ones. This one seemed more important and so much more serious.Goldilocks5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I remember when they used to play fight all the time and it was always with Mommy laughing and Daddy teasing her and chasing her around our house with the hose. And Mommy would yell at him, but she'd be smiling and they were never really mad.
Now it's always fighting. I thought they used to tell me that fighting was wrong. I guess adults have different rules than seven year olds do.
Once Upon a Time, we were a very happy family. The bears were a very happy family... Whenever Mommy and Daddy had parties, everyone would say how much like Mommy I looked. They'd compliment my blonde curls that Mommy would fuss over for hours to get them just the way she
To be told 'You can't.'When I was three, I remember sitting on Daddy's lap,To be told 'You can't.'4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
"I'll sail the world someday, explore islands, and find a treasure map!"
He told me I couldn't, that I was a girl,
As precious and delicate as a pearl.
When I was seven, I talked to my Mother,
"Someday I'll be better at football than Brother!"
She told me I couldn't, that such sports were too rough,
Too manly and burly for a girl not as tough.
When I was thirteen, I said to my friend,
"I'll man a spaceship and go to the universe's end!"
She told me we'd never be as cool as Captain Kirk,
And after all, aren't the guys supposed to do such boring work?
When I was eighteen, I said to Aunt Amber,
"I head off to Harvard this September."
She advised me to study something maternal and nice,
So as to not be competing with men as cold as ice.
So I got a Bachelor's and became a housewife instead,
And tried to banish my childhood dreams from my head.
But whenever I brought up travel or graduate school to my husband,
He asked me why bother when h
I Dreamt I Said Good-ByeI Dreamt I Said Good-ByeI Dreamt I Said Good-Bye6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
As I woke up in the morning sun.
I got up from bed once more.
Only to find out you're still there.
In that same spot you're in before.
Then tears began to shed from my eyes.
As those memories came back.
Of the times we had, both good and bad.
And when my own mind just lost track.
I once told you one afternoon.
That for always, I will be your best friend.
But now times have changed and so have I.
I realise it now must end.
I never meant to cause such sorrow.
But my mind can't see beyond tomorrow.
It's hard for me to say this but I'll try.
At least, I dreamt, that I said good-bye.
Soon I'll be travelling alone once more.
On my journey to knowhere.
My heart feels so hurt, sad and sore.
But I'll keep on going 'till I'm there.
The end of my saddening tale.
That I've written all by myself, my friends.
I still feel like a child inside.
For no reason for help should I send?
My mind's trapped in such sorrow.
Now I know I cannont s
Shattered TrustSlap!Shattered Trust2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Meg saw it coming before Persephone even raised her hand, just by the expression on her face. She didn't even try to block it, because after what happened tonight.....after what she had done.....she felt that she deserved it.
"YOU TRIED TO SLIP CHRIS A ROOFIE?!"
Meg's eyes began to well up, not because her face hurt - although the force of the blow had caused it to swell up considerably - but because of the look on her sister's face. Anger, disbelief.....betrayal.
"HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING SOMETHING SO DESPICABLE?! AND OVER SOME GUY?!"
"I - I'm sorry" Meg said weakly, cringing at the furious aura radiating from Persephone. "I just love him so much! But....he loves Chris...so-"
"So you thought you could win him over by letting him RAPE CHRIS?! Oh sure, brilliant plan, Meg! Who cares if Chris is scarred for life and that boy goes to jail?! As long as you get your man!"
Meg looked to the ground. There was nothing she could say to just
Utter Madness"You have my word." Twilight Sparkle put her hoof over her heart and looked solemnly at Rarity. "Losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend." She nodded quickly. Despite the weirdness of the person she'd learned it from, it was sound advice, and she'd taken it to heart. She opened her mouth to speak again.Utter Madness4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"FOREVEEEER." Pinkie Pie burst out of the sponge bucket by her leg and glared daggers at Twilight. Rarity didn't seem to notice, having long since tuned out the pink pony's strangeness.
"Oh Pinkie Pie You are so random! And yet, you still follow a set of rules. True, they play fast and loose with the physics of your world, but you do still have them. You come out of left field, spout something strange but true, and disappear again, only to reappear in the next frame doing something nearly completely different. It's as if you're more enlightened than the average pony."
Two men in
List of my favourite Nickelodeon couplesSpongeBob SquarePants:List of my favourite Nickelodeon couples2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Rugrats/All Grown Up!:
Avatar: The Last Airbender:
My Life As A Teenage Robot:
Rocko's Modern Life:
Tak And The Power Of Juju:
The Penguins Of Madagascar:
SecurityHer body is made for battle.Security2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Though skimpy, her armour protects
the parts that make her delicate, female.
The style keeps her breasts in place.
The spot between her legs
I am made for combat,
she screams between acrobatics.
Words like delicious and
tantalizing roll from her
Torrid eyes, a wistful smile,
and vivacious curves reveal a
woman made for sex.
A disgrace to feminists?
Is this what they fought for?
So that she could
bare her skin in public?
She smiles seductively.
Her tongue swipes
across her bottom lip.
She wonders if
this is freedom.
Coraline: Spoiled BratCoralineCoraline: Spoiled Brat5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Other Coraline 2s face was flushed red with frustration as the Other Mother, or better yet known as the Beldam entered the room.
Other Coraline 2 looked the weight of a baby killer whale! Her enormous stomach stuck out like she was 6-7 months pregnant, stretching the fabric of her dark blue star sweater. Her pudgey arms were thick and round like logs; her hips were massive and her backside jiggled around as if it were stuffed to the brim with fruit jelly. In place of her eyes were two large black buttons.
The Other Mother once again looked like the slender, curvy and overall beautified version of Mel Jones only with button eyes and wearing a silk black dress with white polka-dots.
"What is it sweetie pie pumpkin?" she responded in a syrupy voice.
Other Coraline 2 sat on the floor of the other worlds living room, looking miserably down at the empty pink box of chocolate bunnies. "It's just that I
10 Ways to Irritate Ponyboy1. Tell him the church being lit on fire was God punishing him and Johnny for smoking in the church.10 Ways to Irritate Ponyboy3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
2. Then add that since Johnny's cigarette lit the fire, God killed him. Then smile and wait for a reply.
3. Remind him that Bob's not around anymore, so the only reason Cherry doesn't want to be seen with him must be that there's something wrong with him.
4. Demand proof that his name is Ponyboy.
5. If he goes through a lot of trouble to find proof, say "I knew it! You owe me 10 bucks!" and stomp away.
6. If he easily provides proof, ask him how drunk his parents were at the time of naming him.
7. Tell him you read his english theme. If he replies, interrupt him and add that you thought it was disturbing and suggest a therapist.
8. If you see him on the street, walk up to him and ask for "A Pony boy". When he says so, ask him where the pony is. If he explains his name, reply you'd asked for someone to bring a pony as a kiddie ride for a birthday party. Give him dirty looks as you leave.
Ditzy DooDitzy Doo4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Have you seen Ditzy Doo? I mean Derpy Hooves, her name's
Ditzy Doo but people call her Derpy Hooves! I love Derpy and
her mail-fail-delivered work, I really love Derpy also known as
Ditzy Doo, do you love Ditzy Doo also known as Derpy Hooves?
I can't wait to see Derpy Hooves come by to give my mail,
even if it was the wrong mail! Are you not excited? I've never
been this excited before! I can't wait and see what this
excitement is all about, do you feel excited now?
I wish Derpy Hooves also known as Ditzy Doo to pick up my
mail! I wish she comes to pick-and-give a mail to me today!
Mail me today my mail, Derpy Hooves also known as Ditzy Doo!
Please come by today for a muffin-in-mail Ditzy Doo also known
as Derpy Hooves because your mail-in-muffin will get cold!
I like Ditzy Doo also known as Derpy Hooves because she's so
nice to all the ponies Derpy Hooves also known as Ditzy Doo
sends her mails to! I wish I was with Derpy Hooves so I can
send mails to every pony in Ponyville just like
Hubie and Marina's ArrivalsPetra, Beanie and Timmy were giving Rocko's flying lesson for the day. Rocko was really proud of the fact he could fly now, thanks to those little birds. Now they agreed to help improve his skills each day.Hubie and Marina's Arrivals4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rocko was having a little trouble landing though. "Stick out your feet in front of you as you land!" Petra called as Rocko tried yet again. This time, he landed perfectly, and the birds clapped.
Just then they heard a girl scream! It was Marina! And it sounded like she was in trouble!
"C'mon kids!" Rocko called and they headed to where they heard the scream!
It came from Hubie and Marina's home up on the cliff overlooking the sea. The place where Hubie always wondered about stuff.
Marina and Hubie were inside their igloo house. Marina was laying on a nest of pebbles that Hubie had made for her. Hubie was sitting next to her, holding her hand (flipper), talking in a coaxing tone. "It ok Marina! You can do it! I'm right here!"
Rocko asked the birds to stay outside while he went inside
Meet the Hoods 5Chapter 5: (The Huge Family)Meet the Hoods 57 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The group walked to the door while looking amazed. As they neared a pot, a figure popped up. He was a red haired man wearing a red hat, a white collar, blue bowtie, yellow shirt, red pants, and brown shoes. He was known as Tweedle Dee.
Tweedle Dee: Psst! Ring my doorbell.
They looked shocked as most of them backed away. Another one, looking like him named Tweedle Dum, popped up from another pot, making the group yelp.
Tweedle Dum: No, no, no. Ring my doorbell. Ring it, ring it, ring it, ring it. Look at this doorbell. Ring it.
Rodent then bumped to the doorbell that Tweedle Dum was mentioning. Then, horns were playing as they fainted.
Tweedle Dum: Yes!
Tweedle Dee: (makes like a buzzer) That was accidental. You see, if it's accidental, the ringing doesn't count.
The group got up as he continued.
Tweedle Dee: It's in the rule book, look it up.
Tweedle Dum: Flathead!
Tweedle Dee: Short roots.
Tweedle Dum: Evergreen.
Then, the door opened as a creature came ou
Great Disney Caper Pt 1Great Disney Caper Pt 14 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Chapter 1: (to Sodor)
That day, at "The Daily Chronicle", the paper with the same picture Johnny 5 took read "Unlikely Friends Join Chronicle Staff" was being read. The man groaned, placing down the paper. He was a balding blond haired man in his 50s, wearing a white business suit with brown shoes, and a plaid tie. He was their boss, Burne Thompson.
Burne: How could you miss a story like that?!
He slammed his fist down, making a pencil jump while the eight jumped.
Burne: It was right under your noses, practically bit you in the seat of the pants. There's just no excuse.
The eight looked stunned a bit.
Alvin: (chuckling nervously) I, uh, I guess this would be a wrong time to ask for a raise?
Burne: Raise? (angrily) A raise?! Ho-ho-ho-ho, I'll give ya a raise!
He then slammed his hand down, making the eight jump while Burne stood up and snatched a newspaper.
Burne: Have you read these headlines? Huh?
He then tossed a paper labeled "Jewel Heist on Main Street".
Coraline: Perfect little girlPerfect little girlCoraline: Perfect little girl6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Beldam was hunched over the old worn table inside her private workshop, her equipment scattered about the table. Her appearance once again resembled that of Mel Jones but still tall and grotesque, much to most peoples horror.
Standing in the open doorway of the workshop was a young girl with blue hair in a dark blue star sweater. It looked like Coraline Jones? No, this was not the same Michigan girl whom defeated the Beldam only months ago. Coraline was not missing an arm, a leg, an eye patch or even had a black button eye.
What is it, Coraline? The Beldam asked the badly damaged and dishevelled Coraline look-alike with great annoyance, not turning around to face her. Cant you see that Im a little busy here, daughter?
Mother youve been in here for days. When will you come out?
The Beldam responded sharply, looking over her shoulder at Coraline,