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The Simpsons Fan Fic 2The Simpsons Fan Fic 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bart impatiently moved the back of his foot up and down and clinched the end of his desk as he watched the clock. Skinner set down the papers he was checking and stood up. "Well, Simpson," He started, "I hope you learned your lesson this time. I'm not going to tolerate your behavior anymore! Next time you cause ruckus in this school you'll-" "3:00!" Bart jumped from his seat, interrupting his principal. "Catch you later, SkinButt!" He dashed out the class and started to run down the hall. He passed Groundskeeper Willie, who was mopping, and started to slide on the wet floor across the hall. "Cowabunga!" the boy uttered. Skinner watched from
The Simpsons Fan Fic 1The Simpsons Fan Fic 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
Not so long ago...in a city far, far away...
"Homer, how many times have I told you to not do that to the television?!" A woman with a somewhat raspy voice scolded the overweight man with the balding head. "Marge," He said, "I'm only trying to make it more enjoyable for the whole family. Besides, I've never done this before, so it's impossible for you to have told me." He stated. Homer was in the living room, trying to set up the TV so it can hang off the wall, despite it being a box and weighed hundreds of pounds. Marge rolled her eyes and told him, "I did, it's in your contract!" Homer stopped what he was doing and turned to her. "What c
Jr. LoveIt was my first day for 5th grade. Yep, 5th. I was getting older by the day. The only thing I hated about oving up to 5th grade is that everyone knows me. Due to my dad, they think I'm completely retarded. They always say it's the terror or the offspring of Satan's son or something completely stupid, making me feel like I'm nothing.Jr. Love1 year ago in Settings More Like This
"Jr. ready?" Mom called to me. Dad, or I call him Bart most of the time, was waiting with her. He's always glued to her side, unlike Grandma and Grandpa.
"Yeah, I'm coming. Sophie! Come on, we gotta go." I called to my sister. She was as smart as my aunt Lisa. She was a gifted child in a good way, mostly in
ForgottenForgotten2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Familiar faces all around,
But all that I can do is frown
Because they all just pass me by
Without a single passing "hi."
To make matters worse, everyone is in a clique
And I am never their first pick;
Somehow I'm always pushed aside
And always left aloneto die.
I never know what there is to do
So I sit here like a forgotten shoe.
I'm left behind once again,
Left alone to rot in my own sin.
So I'll sit here under my favorite tree,
And write my heartbroken poetry.
Farewell my friendFarewell my friend8 months ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Ese día me levanté tarde como acostumbro, ya era más de mediodía pero aún estaba cansado. Un sábado de esos en los que no quieres hacer nada. Apenas me pongo de pie, bostezo y me estiro, oigo la puerta. Bajo las escaleras y veo a mi madre cargando unas bolsas de la feria. La saludo, aun medio somnoliento, y le ayudo con las compras. Salgo por la puerta en dirección al automóvil, pues aún debían quedar bolsas, cuando me cruzo con mi hermano mayor. Un tipo alto y serio, llevaba una caja marrón en los brazos. Lo dejo pasar al instante, mas no se el peso de lo que lleva, pero suponía d
Stevio Dreams 2Stevio Dreams 21 year ago in Settings More Like This
Dream 2
-Night nonsense-
The dream started inside a little house. it was night, and a bunch of Tiny Toon Adventures characters were relaxing, except for Dizzy Devil. He spun into the wall, and a bunch of muscular anime characters began popping out of the hole Dizzy made. They attacked the Tiny Toons, but Plucky Duck and Gogo Dodo scared them away by whacking them with giant spoons. After the big anime characters left, Gogo pulled out a gigantic bowl of porridge from nowhere, but instead of eating with the giant spoon he previously used, he dived in the bowl. Buster Bunny began playing Game Boy.
The second part of the dream started with me
GA: Finals part 1It was silent as they approached their destination. Only the soft rubbing of cloth dared to break it. This was big. Bigger than anything they had done before. This could make them or break them and Dee was hoping that it would do the latter.GA: Finals part 11 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Irial was on her team for the finals, since his partner was a H-o-H. She didn't show it as they rode to the grounds, but she was ecstatic. From the first time she laid eyes on him, she knew that he was something special…Something she wanted to be a part of. Call it love if you must, but whatever it was it burned passionately.
The terrain itself was like some type of white water deathtrap. The foam
Chapter 9 of A New Redheaded CheerleaderChapter 9Chapter 9 of A New Redheaded Cheerleader1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
(back in Danville, 10:15pm)
Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher awaited the return of her daughter while sitting out in the front porch. She was reading a romance novel.
"Hmm…what's taking her and Stacy so long?" she wondered as she looked at her watch on her wrist.
Then, a car with Dr. Hirano drove into the Flynn-Fletcher driveway. Stacy and Candace were in the back seat with several bags of well-hung clothes on hangars. Once the car came to a complete stop, they took off their safety belts and tried to gather up the bags.
"Candace, can you slowly come out the back seat?" Stacy asked, trying to gather up the clothes that were right for h
Chapter 5 of A Red-Headed CheerleaderChapter 5Chapter 5 of A Red-Headed Cheerleader1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
(at Doofenshmirtz household in Danville)
Sixteen-year old Vanessa Doofenshmirtz was lying down on her bed in her room, staring at the ceiling. Her mother, Charlene, was putting away some clothes in the closet. She was clad in all black with her black coat, black long pants, and black high-heeled boots, despite the fact that the temperature is in the mid 90s.
Vanessa groaned with frustration "Ugh…Mom, why can't I prove to you that Dad is evil?"
Charlene smiled while putting away a black t-shirt, "Honey, Heinz can't be evil. He wouldn't harm a fly."
"But Dad has created all these inventions and when you come, they just…
Chapter 6 of A New Redheaded CheerleaderChapter 6Chapter 6 of A New Redheaded Cheerleader1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
(at the Possible household, 9:30pm)
Ann Possible was looking around for her two sons. She was in her normal purple dress and work labcoat.
"Jim? Tim? Where are you? It's almost time for bed!" Ann asked, looking around the hallway. Then, she heard a sudden "WHOOSH" sound! She peered her head around the staircase below and saw her sons, Jim and Tim, strapped onto rocket packs in mid-air.
"Watch out!" Jim shouted wildly with a grin. He was clutching something that looked like lip gloss.
"Coming through!" Tim called back, trailing behind his brother.
"Uh-oh! Gotta duck!" Ann exclaimed, crouching down low as the brothers zoomed ove
Icky Monkey meets Chuck the ChameleonIcky Monkey meets Chuck the Chameleon2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
-Klombor's Jungle Assault-
One bright day, a spaceship lands in a big jungle. A small alien hops out.
The alien, who was known as Klombor, makes his way up a tree until he finds a monkey named Icky on a branch.
Klombor: *to Icky Monkey* Wake up, earthling!!
Icky Monkey: Oh? But I'm already awake! I was just lying in this tree. who are you greenie think who like at a pickle?
Klombor: How dare you, you confounded primate!!! I am Klombor the Alien, and your planet will be mine!! I shall build a great empire over your pathetic jungle! *points laser gun at Icky*
Icky: I don't think so...
*Uses a banana to plug up Klombor's laser gun*
*lase
Hubie and Marina's ArrivalsPetra, Beanie and Timmy were giving Rocko's flying lesson for the day. Rocko was really proud of the fact he could fly now, thanks to those little birds. Now they agreed to help improve his skills each day.Hubie and Marina's Arrivals2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rocko was having a little trouble landing though. "Stick out your feet in front of you as you land!" Petra called as Rocko tried yet again. This time, he landed perfectly, and the birds clapped.
Just then they heard a girl scream! It was Marina! And it sounded like she was in trouble!
"C'mon kids!" Rocko called and they headed to where they heard the scream!
It came from Hubie and Marina's home up on the cliff overlooking the sea. The
SUPER SWEET POLLY PUREBREDTime again for another story starring the champion of all champions;SUPER SWEET POLLY PUREBRED2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
UNDERDOG(TM)! For the first time ever of Underdog stories, someone's gonna
be a superhero....correction.....superheroine which it'll be Sweet Polly PureBred.
Many times Sweet Polly been captured by criminals, creatures even sinister
scientist named by Simon Bon Sinister. She just fed up for being helpless so now,
she's be coming a superheroine. Find out on.....
SUPER SWEET POLLY PUREBRED!
Original Story and Written by: Shrekrulez
DISCLAIMER: UNDERDOG(TM), related characters, likenesses
and all the incida are trademarks and owned by Classic Media, Ltd.
A Rumor in St. CartoonburgYogi Bear:A Rumor in St. Cartoonburg2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
St. Cartoonburg is gloomy!
Minnie Mouse:
St. Cartoonburg is bleak!
Wolfgang:
My underwear got frozen standing here all week!
[GROUP]
Oh, since the revolution our lives have been so gray!
[ALL]
Thank goodness for the gossip that gets us through the day!
Hey!
Have you heard
There's a rumor in St. Cartoonburg?
Have you heard
What they're saying on the street?
Simba:
Although the Czar did not survive,
Two daughters may be still alive!
All:
The Princesses Kagome and Kimiko!
Simba:
But please do not repeat!
[ALL]
It's a rumor,
A legend,
A mystery!
Something whispered in an alleyway
Or through a crack!
It's a r
Wing Skellington pt 2Wing Skellington Chapter 1Wing Skellington pt 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In a different world, a huge building at looks similar to the Teen Titan's tower, some magical toons were entering a dark forest.
"Remember everyone," yelled a young mermaid in her human form who has orange eyes, long orange hair is a wearing a simple white dress, "We all are here on a mission. Also be sure to protect Mr Cooper at all times! Without him it could mean our doom!"
"Sara you don't need to let everyone know I'm coming along," said a grey raccoon who is wearing a black eye mask, a blue hat, a blue t-shirt, a white jacket with a blue raccoon symbol on the chest and yellow outlines, blue finger less glov
PCOND Chapter 13Back with Speedy, he came into the bedroom as he grinned.PCOND Chapter 133 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Speedy: We did it, Berri! We've beaten them back! Come on out and look!
But as he turned, he looked at a sight that concerned him.
Speedy: (worried) Berri? You're safe now. (nudges her) Please wake up.
Speedy hugged her as he looked sadly at her.
Speedy: Berri, no!
The animals watched sadly as Speedy brought out some water with a spoon and poured it into her mouth. It was no use, however.
Speedy: (sadly) Oh no...
He shook it a bit, then the animals nodded to each other, then closed the door, leaving the sad cat alone. Speedy checked her pulse, but there was no heart beat.
Spee
PCOND Chapter 11As Conker prepared to head out, he was caught off guard as Speedy jumped in front of him.PCOND Chapter 113 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Conker: Hey! Hey! What are you doing?
Speedy: Conker, I'm coming with you.
Conker: Well, I'm glad you changed your mind.
Speedy: Listen, I'm not doing it for you, I'm doing it for her.
Conker: Do you know where she is?
They paused for a moment, deep in thought. Speedy then remembered something as he took out the necklace Berri gave him.
Speedy: Not really, but this could help find her. She said so herself.
Conker: (looks at it) Aw, it looks interesting... So what is it?
Speedy: I'm not too sure.
Conker: Hmm. Must be some sort of code. (examines
PCOND Chapter 7Speedy returned after dealing with Conker. As he entered the room, the animals grinned to him.PCOND Chapter 73 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Mike: (grins) Hey, hey! There he is!
Trent: You ejected that tin-plated squirrel with great panache!
Mike: The nerve of him! Snooping around here trying to steal your girl.
Speedy: (confused) Huh? my Girl?
Kairi: (frowns) Berri. Blond hair, works with a dinosaur. Remember?
Mike: (grins) Boy, I do! Way to go, loverboy!
Speedy: (shocked) Lover boy?! Now wait a minute-
Kairi: Come on, don't be modest. You know what you did.
All (but Speedy): Yeah.
Speedy then sighed and groaned.
Speedy: Look, I know what you're all trying to do, but remember
PCOND Chapter 6The Pizza Cat continued looking at the lovely Berri. That was until he heard a voice.PCOND Chapter 63 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Voice: Hey, bell ringer!
Speedy jumped in alarm, knocking down a candle staff in the progress, it was Stan Smith yelling at Speedy.
Stan: What the hell are you doing down here? Haven't you caused enough trouble already?
Speedy: Yikes!
He quickly made his way back to the stairs as Berri saw him.
Berri: Like, I better go after him.
She then followed the Pizza Cat up the stairs.
Berri: Hey, I want to talk to you.
Speedy gulped as he kept on running toward the stairs. The animals noticed Speedy coming back while noticing Berri chasing him.
Kairi: Look
PCOND Chapter 5As it continued raining, everyone began leaving, except Berri in a cloak and Dino.PCOND Chapter 53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Berri: I can't believe this. Now everyone's like, looking for me. I feel so sorry especially for the Pizza Cat. (To Dino) Let's go Dino.
Berri and Dino went into the church while unknown to them, Conker and Fangy noticed them.
Conker: (quietly) Let's go.
Inside the church, the chipmunk and a purple dinosaur looked at the people praying.
Berri: Looks very huge, and respected.
Just then, Berri felt something rubbing her butt. She yelped, then slapped a familiar squirrel.
Conker: Uh, hi.
Berri: You!
Berri just quickly grabbed Conker's sword.
Conker: Easy
PCOND Chapter 2A/N: I decided to name Berri's pet dinosaur from Twelve Tales: Conker 64, "Dino" if that's OKPCOND Chapter 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
At the downtown part of Paris, as people were working, a squirrel riding a green Raptor with red sadels named Fangy was down in the streets while looking at a map. He was a red squirrel who has a twitchy black nose, blue eyes when looked at right, orange-red fur, and a bushy tail. He wears a blue jacket wihe yellow lines, green shorts, white socks, and blue and yellow shoes. He was known as Conker.
Conker: (sighs) Gee, just thought I could leave town for a while, they kept changing everything.
He then looked at two guards.
Conker: Excuse me guys?
Rob My Heart Ch. 1Rob My Heart Chapter 1 - The Superhero and the SirenRob My Heart Ch. 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Meanwhile, Splendid, the world's most incompetent superhero in history, was sitting on a huge rock, watching the waves in the ocean and minding his own business when he suddenly decided to say something.
"Well, everybody is right," he sighed. "Maybe they don't need me anymore...they actually deserve a better superhero than me...probably Splendont, even."
Then he flew off of the big rock that he was sitting on and decided to take a walk...and as soon as he was already in the middle of the stroll, he suddenly saw what seemed like a dachshund.
Who is she? he thought.
This dachshund was, i
Inuyasha's After TodayInuYasha: They've been laughin' since I can't rememberInuyasha's After Today3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
But they're not gonna laugh anymore
No more "InuYashie the Geek", no more "Fool of the Week" like before
Princess Serenity: No more algebra tests 'til September
Tuxedo Mask: No more lookin' at losers like him
Duncan: No more havin' to cheat
Cody: No more mystery meat
Wolfgang: No more gym!
Patricio: No more gym!
Dagnino: No more gym!
Coco: NO MORE GYM!
Kimiko: Gonna move to the mall
Raimundo: Gonna live in the pool
InuYasha: Gonna talk to Kagome and not feel like a fool
Various Toons: 'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin'
InuYasha: After today, she'll be mine!
Various T
GoldilocksMommy said Daddy will be back tomorrow. I don't think so. I think they got into a fight. They have been getting in a lot of fights but, this one was bigger than their other ones. This one seemed more important and so much more serious.Goldilocks3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I remember when they used to play fight all the time and it was always with Mommy laughing and Daddy teasing her and chasing her around our house with the hose. And Mommy would yell at him, but she'd be smiling and they were never really mad.
Now it's always fighting. I thought they used to tell me that fighting was wrong. I guess
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