Wybie and CatWybie Lovat was running around the house after his grandma, desperately pleading as he did so. Wybie was seven years old and just begging for a pet, but his grandma refused him every time.Wybie and Cat5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Wyborne, how many times have I told you, were not getting a pet! she told him sternly.
But gramma! the seven-year-old protested. Everyone in the first grade has a pet! Im not asking for a dog or anything, I just want something! Im the only one! His lower lip quivered and his eyes widen to the fullest extent that they possibly could.
Ms. Lovat turned around and sighed. Wyborne, Im sorry. she murmured as she crouched down and put her hand on her grandsons shoulder. I just dont have time to help you care for a pet.
Wybie frowned. But Ill take care of it! You dont have to do a thing except help me pay for food and stuff! he promised as he began to hop excited
SP: The switchIt was a beautiful Saturday morning and as per usual Liane Cartman took her only son for a play date at the Stotch household, in hopes that their disciplined son, Butters, will have a good effect on her lil' bundle of terror, Eric.SP: The switch4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Isn't it great that our kids get along so well?" Said Mr. Stotch, proudly, sipping a cup of tea. He was sitting in their, tidy, orderly to the point of madness kitchen with his wife and Mrs. Cartman. It was a lovely kitchen that came in bright garish colors, no one in South Park knew NOT to pit as many complementary colors as they could in one room. Their, adorable, well-behaved kids were out of sight in the living room because, if they weren't out of sight it would be hard to remember that they were adorable and well-behaved.
"Oh yes, I'm so happy!" agreed Mrs. Cartman. "My lil' poopsie's other friends are all such troublemakers" She lied lightheartedly.
Meanwhile, in the living room, Butters was hanging upside down from the ceiling. It was one of the reas
Spongebob-proof of spandy~Spongebob-Proof of spandy~Spongebob-proof of spandy6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
1. First Im going to start with people calling spongebob gay, uh hello people wake up and open your eyes. Spongebob cant be gay because havent you noticed hes got no one to be gay with. Patrick likes Mindy (as shown in spongebob movie) squidward likes girls because when Patrick dressed as a girl (thats no lady) he wanted to date him and then found out that it was Patrick all along felt really sick. Mr krabs is too old for spongebob and also likes and has a crush on Mrs Puff. So basically whos spongebob supposed to like if all of them like girls.
2. Spongebob knows hes weak but still he tries to rescue Sandy from big scary animals (clams, bull worms and gorillas). He doesnt think about how harmful they are he just wants to save her.
3. Hell offer his time off work to Sandy without her having to ask but Patrick had to ask and persuade spongebob to take a break from his work (hooky). Why because spongebob wa
Tim and Moby,Love Has No LimitTim and Moby:Tim and Moby,Love Has No Limit5 years ago in Teen More Like This
Love Has No Limits
One night in Tim's room, Tim and Moby were talking. Moby had something important to tell Tim. On the flipside though, Tim desperately needed to tell Moby something, too. Tim was never able to admit his feelings, but how could he? I mean, how could he tell his parents he was in love with a robot?! Still, he had to tell somebody, why not Moby himself?
Tim: Moby? (Unison)
Moby: Tim? (Unison)
Tim: Sorry, Buddy, you go first.
Moby: Tim, I've been thinking-- --
Tim: *Thinking* What about? Are you thinking about dating, marriage, growing old together? What, Moby? What?!
Moby: -- -- Tim, I'm goanna just shut up and cut to the chase.
Tim: Moby, you know you can tell me anything.
Moby: Tim, I wanna' be human.
Moby: I want to be normal. I want to be with people like you.
Tim: But are you sure this is what you want?
Moby: I at least want to look human. Please?
Tim: Oh, okay
Moby: Yes! Wait, if I don't like being human, will you put me back i
Stuck in Bed"You're sure you don't want to go with us?"Stuck in Bed8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I think y-you might really like t-the movie, Brittany."
"For the last time," Brittany spoke slowly and calmly to her sisters, hiding her face with her blankets, "I'm fine! Goodbye!"
Jeanette fidgeted uncomfortably near the door while Eleanor rolled her eyes.
"Fine then," the shorter Chipette gave up, turning to Jeanette. "Let's go tell Miss Miller we're ready to go."
Brittany waited to hear the sound of the bedroom door closing, relief washing over her once that exact sound met her ears.
She buried her face into her pillow and pulled her covers over her entire body, hoping to shield herself from the world.
Sometimes, even the best people could have their off days. There were those times where you just couldn't face the world, couldn't possibly even dream of getting out of bed if you didn't have to.
She was most definitely having one of those days.
But it wasn't supposed to turn out like this!
Her day was supposed to be the exact op
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
What's with all the Kiara hateWhat's with all the Kiara hate4 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
Okay, for quite a while now, I've been hearing all this hate about how Kiara is an "air head" or a "moron" or a "clueless idiot" and I confess, I used to be one of these people (not counting when I was young) but honestly, I watched Simba's Pride over again (several times) since deciding I hated her, and to my surprise, I no longer do so. Why? Because as I watched the movie, looking for hate evidence, I didn't find ANY. Rather, the opposite. Watching the movie over again, changed my mind, because the evidence I DID find was against the Kiara haters.
Evidence that disproved these claims about her being an airhead/moron/clueless idiot.
Now .before you guys decide to flame me, hear me out.
One of the most frequent complaints about Kiara I hear is that she's nothing like her father, and that Simba was a far better protagonist. Well, that's not entirely true. Despite the fact that Kiara didn't want to be queen, she IS a little like
Raised by Lions Chapter 1Deep in the Savannahs of Tanzania, a Married Couple and Their 6 Month Old Son arrived here from The United States for Safari. They were All Fine Until One Day when the Parents Died from Malaria, Leaving their Baby Boy all Alone.Raised by Lions Chapter 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Baby Boy, who doesn't know his Parents are Dead, Walks out of their Tent. He Can Barely Walk Right, and was Very Curious about the Many Herds of Animals that live on the Grasslands.
While Walking, the Baby Meets up with a Cheetah named Amani. While She Looks Curiously at the Baby, He Pets the Cheetah on the Face. Amani thought that the Baby's Parents are Dead since the African Savannah is a Dangerous Place to be. She Also Knew that the Nearest Humans are Miles Away, and that the Baby Needs a Mother. Then Amani Thought of a Perfect Place for the Child to be. She Allows the Baby Boy to get on her Back and he Runs him to a Cave, Where She Forced the Little Boy to Walk into.
The Baby walked into the Cave and Finds a Family of Lions in the Cave, The Family Inclu
To Who?Summary: A Family Guy (kind of anti-)fanfic. When karma strikes members of the Griffin family, they know just who to turn to in their times of need. Well kind of, anyway. One-shot.To Who?5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
To My Loving Daughter,
Hey, honey! Remember me? It's your daddy! Yeah...anyway, it's been a long time since we've seen each other, so I just thought I'd write. Oh, and you know, while I have you, I was wondering if you could send along a little money for Daddy? Daddy's special hospital bills are kind of steep, and the doctors are getting a little mad 'cause the Social Security won't cover everything. I try to tell 'em that I don't need to be here, but after Daddy's last little "accident," the judge just won't believe I can manage things on my own without your mother around. (And that stupid chicken's fuckin' Jew lawyer isn't make things any easier, let me tell you. Er, um, no offense to you and your new
Broken Hearts Repair And Replacement Inc.I like my office dark. Just the dim light of a single lamp on my desk. I work better this way. Keeps me focused. Intent on the project before me. Outside my office it’s daytime. Perhaps close to noon? I couldn’t know for sure. No windows in here. No clocks as I don’t care much for keeping track of time either. It only serves to rush things, and my work is far too important to be rushed.Broken Hearts Repair And Replacement Inc.1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
I work at Broken Hearts Repair and Replacement, Inc. I’m one of several thousand in the maintenance department. It’s my job to… Well, I think the main gist of it is described fairly well in the title of the company. Every year billions of hearts pour into our factory warehouse in boxes to be inspected, and if need be, repaired. In extreme conditions replaced.
My chair creaked as I sat and pulled close to my desk; my belly lightly smacking against the drawer. As usual, there was a box waiting for me. I pulled the razor blade from my belt and slit the tape. The flaps po
10 Ways to Irritate Ponyboy1. Tell him the church being lit on fire was God punishing him and Johnny for smoking in the church.10 Ways to Irritate Ponyboy3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
2. Then add that since Johnny's cigarette lit the fire, God killed him. Then smile and wait for a reply.
3. Remind him that Bob's not around anymore, so the only reason Cherry doesn't want to be seen with him must be that there's something wrong with him.
4. Demand proof that his name is Ponyboy.
5. If he goes through a lot of trouble to find proof, say "I knew it! You owe me 10 bucks!" and stomp away.
6. If he easily provides proof, ask him how drunk his parents were at the time of naming him.
7. Tell him you read his english theme. If he replies, interrupt him and add that you thought it was disturbing and suggest a therapist.
8. If you see him on the street, walk up to him and ask for "A Pony boy". When he says so, ask him where the pony is. If he explains his name, reply you'd asked for someone to bring a pony as a kiddie ride for a birthday party. Give him dirty looks as you leave.
The Lion King: Gender Issues"The cub at the end was/is a male/Kopa because the official books say so!!!"The Lion King: Gender Issues3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. Most of the official books from 1994 state it's a boy, but it matters not because this book is equally official and states it's a girl!
2. The official book "A Tale of Two Brothers" wherein Kopa first appears, tells a story of Rafiki arriving to Pridelands for the first time when Mufasa is already a teenager. But this book this book is equally official and states that Rafiki had met Mufasa when Mufasa was a cub. As the last mentioned is equeally possible truth and contradicts Kopa's family history, the cub in the film is not Kopa.
3. The official book "A Tale of Two Brothers" wherein Kopa first appears, states that Mufasa's father named Zazu's mother and every future generation of her family as the stewarts to the k
History of a Broken HeartI'd be a card houseHistory of a Broken Heart1 month ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I'd be a front line soldier
I'd do anything just to hold you
I'd be your coat
I'd be an umbrella
while your busy warming up
on some other fella
So I..I guess that's just me
I keep repeating
keep repeating history
my heart must have a disease
I keep repeating
Love is an art
that I keep practicing
say "it'll get better in time"
you suck at acting
i know the brushstrokes by now
the intricate rythem
sound a heartbeat makes
when it's broken
hear the jagged edges
click clack cracking
flake into my paint pallet
i, i guess it's just me
i keep repeating history
Like an angel
you were there
but your lips
were a snare
lethal to me
And yet I keep repeating
my heart must have a disease
I keep repeating
The Ballad of Meg Griffin (Chapter 1)Hi. I’m DJ FireFox. Before you ask, don’t worry this isn’t a suicide letter XP. It’s actually a fan fiction story of Family Guy (Which might be a future episode) that I‘ll be narrating. Enjoy!The Ballad of Meg Griffin (Chapter 1)10 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a normal day in the town of Quahog, Rhode Island and local housewife Lois Griffin was dropping off two of her kids off at James Woods Regional High School.
“Bye kids, have a nice day at school!” says Lois.
She drives away and Chris and Meg were about to head to their classes when Chris notices Meg looking upset. “What’s wrong, Meg?” he asks.
“*Sigh* Chris, do you that ‘Futurama’ is my favorite show?” Meg responds.
“Not really.” says Chris.
“Well, now that it’s over, I don’t have anything interesting to watch anymore.”
“You could always watch ‘Robot Chicken’ that’s always entertaining.”
“It’s not about the show, Chris, I just hate
Naming Darry((Set before the book, Mrs (new mum) Curtis speaks first))Naming Darry7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"--Well what's wrong with 'Darrell Shanye'?- Come on, it suits him!"
She looked down into the tiny bundle in her arms. Who could've thought, a few hours ago, this little guy was curled up inside her womb?
She turned back to her husband. He was still looking dubious.
"Li'l baby Darry Curtis?"
He pouted for a moment, contemplating this. After a while he smiled.
"Okay, okay- here's the deal. We go with your fav. for this one, so long as I get to name the next two more, eh?"
She cocked an eyebrow. Still grinning as her husband scooped baby Darry from her arms, she thought to herself silently.
After the pain this one caused me? -Like hell I'm having two more kids!!
Coraline: Perfect little girlPerfect little girlCoraline: Perfect little girl6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Beldam was hunched over the old worn table inside her private workshop, her equipment scattered about the table. Her appearance once again resembled that of Mel Jones but still tall and grotesque, much to most peoples horror.
Standing in the open doorway of the workshop was a young girl with blue hair in a dark blue star sweater. It looked like Coraline Jones? No, this was not the same Michigan girl whom defeated the Beldam only months ago. Coraline was not missing an arm, a leg, an eye patch or even had a black button eye.
What is it, Coraline? The Beldam asked the badly damaged and dishevelled Coraline look-alike with great annoyance, not turning around to face her. Cant you see that Im a little busy here, daughter?
Mother youve been in here for days. When will you come out?
The Beldam responded sharply, looking over her shoulder at Coraline,
SecurityHer body is made for battle.Security2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Though skimpy, her armour protects
the parts that make her delicate, female.
The style keeps her breasts in place.
The spot between her legs
I am made for combat,
she screams between acrobatics.
Words like delicious and
tantalizing roll from her
Torrid eyes, a wistful smile,
and vivacious curves reveal a
woman made for sex.
A disgrace to feminists?
Is this what they fought for?
So that she could
bare her skin in public?
She smiles seductively.
Her tongue swipes
across her bottom lip.
She wonders if
this is freedom.
AspieI have Asperger's Syndrome.Aspie3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Even saying it makes me feel relief.
I'm not weird.
I'm not strange.
I'm not different.
Well, I am different.
But I'm different for a reason.
My brain is wired up differently.
My brain is square when everybody else's is round.
My brain has three layers and everybody else has eight.
I get worried when I don't know what I'm doing.
I get worried around lots of people.
I get worried if things change.
I'm bad at telling how people feel.
I'm bad at reading people's faces.
I'm bad at a lot of social things.
But I'm good at things too.
I'm good at Maths.
I'm good at Music.
I'm good at knowing right from wrong.
I was unhappy before I knew about my Asperger's.
I'm not happy now. But I am relieved.
I'm an Aspie.
And I'm sure about things that I wasn't sure about before.
To be told 'You can't.'When I was three, I remember sitting on Daddy's lap,To be told 'You can't.'4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
"I'll sail the world someday, explore islands, and find a treasure map!"
He told me I couldn't, that I was a girl,
As precious and delicate as a pearl.
When I was seven, I talked to my Mother,
"Someday I'll be better at football than Brother!"
She told me I couldn't, that such sports were too rough,
Too manly and burly for a girl not as tough.
When I was thirteen, I said to my friend,
"I'll man a spaceship and go to the universe's end!"
She told me we'd never be as cool as Captain Kirk,
And after all, aren't the guys supposed to do such boring work?
When I was eighteen, I said to Aunt Amber,
"I head off to Harvard this September."
She advised me to study something maternal and nice,
So as to not be competing with men as cold as ice.
So I got a Bachelor's and became a housewife instead,
And tried to banish my childhood dreams from my head.
But whenever I brought up travel or graduate school to my husband,
He asked me why bother when h
The Devil and Meg Griffin 1Chapter One-The Devil and Meg Griffin 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"And the winner is...Meg Griffin!"
Despite the occasional jeers and mean-spirited, half-hidden boos that floated up to her from small regions of the student audience during afternoon Assembly, socially hapless Meg Griffin couldn't help but smile as she strode on stage.
Perfunctory applause soon drowned the jeers, however, as she nervously reached out and shook the reedy CEO's thin, soft hand, feeling a sudden rush, and accepting his sealed envelope. The letter inside that would open the social world to her.
"Thank you, Mr. Ragg," Meg gushed. "You won't be sorry. I'll make your magazine proud."
The Darry that stole Christmas"Deck the halls with boughs of holly," Pony's voice rang through the living room as he hung up another Christmas bulb.The Darry that stole Christmas3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Fa la la la la, la la la la," Soda finished for him, stringing up tinsel around the big front window.
"Tis the season to be jolly,"
"Fa la la la la, la la la la,"
"Don we now," Pony started but was interrupted by a groan from Darry who came out of the kitchen.
"Will you two please stop singing, its bad enough your making our house look like something from a bad TV Christmas special, but singing too,"
The two younger Curtis's looked at each other then started snickering.
"Bah humbug," Darry muttered, in a sarcastic manner.
"Come on Darry, get into the spirit of things,"
"No," And the older male walked back into the kitchen.
Pony and Soda just kind of shrugged and went back to putting up the decorations. When they were done dinner was just about ready, so Darry walked back into the living room.
"Well what do you think?" Soda asked, coming to stand on one side
Coraline: Spoiled BratCoralineCoraline: Spoiled Brat5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Other Coraline 2s face was flushed red with frustration as the Other Mother, or better yet known as the Beldam entered the room.
Other Coraline 2 looked the weight of a baby killer whale! Her enormous stomach stuck out like she was 6-7 months pregnant, stretching the fabric of her dark blue star sweater. Her pudgey arms were thick and round like logs; her hips were massive and her backside jiggled around as if it were stuffed to the brim with fruit jelly. In place of her eyes were two large black buttons.
The Other Mother once again looked like the slender, curvy and overall beautified version of Mel Jones only with button eyes and wearing a silk black dress with white polka-dots.
"What is it sweetie pie pumpkin?" she responded in a syrupy voice.
Other Coraline 2 sat on the floor of the other worlds living room, looking miserably down at the empty pink box of chocolate bunnies. "It's just that I
Craig Hoffman Stalks Meg?June 10th (night before performance at the Showplace Arena)...Craig Hoffman Stalks Meg?5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The Griffin family arrive at an Executive Inn and Suites hotel around 3:00 in the morning, tired, exhausted, but happy because they delivered the most electrifying and outstanding performance of a lifetime. Their tour bus pulls up outside of the Executive Inn and Suites parking lot. Luckily, everyone is asleep and there is no commotion
or crowd to mob the the family. Chris carries his Gibson Les Paul guitar in with him, because like Dethklok's Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Chris plays random guitar chords like
there's no tomorrow, and at 15 years old, Chris can play like a pro...
Lois: "Okay, kids, you wait here while I go get our room."
Chris: "Boy, I hope we're right next to the swimming pool!"
Stewie: "Oh God, yes, last time we went to get a room, we had to drive off because it was ransacked and there were two dead people in the floor of the shower..."
(What-if sequence referencing Rob Zombie's "The Devil's Rejects..." Stewie come
Shattered TrustSlap!Shattered Trust2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Meg saw it coming before Persephone even raised her hand, just by the expression on her face. She didn't even try to block it, because after what happened tonight.....after what she had done.....she felt that she deserved it.
"YOU TRIED TO SLIP CHRIS A ROOFIE?!"
Meg's eyes began to well up, not because her face hurt - although the force of the blow had caused it to swell up considerably - but because of the look on her sister's face. Anger, disbelief.....betrayal.
"HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING SOMETHING SO DESPICABLE?! AND OVER SOME GUY?!"
"I - I'm sorry" Meg said weakly, cringing at the furious aura radiating from Persephone. "I just love him so much! But....he loves Chris...so-"
"So you thought you could win him over by letting him RAPE CHRIS?! Oh sure, brilliant plan, Meg! Who cares if Chris is scarred for life and that boy goes to jail?! As long as you get your man!"
Meg looked to the ground. There was nothing she could say to just