Wybie and CatWybie Lovat was running around the house after his grandma, desperately pleading as he did so. Wybie was seven years old and just begging for a pet, but his grandma refused him every time.Wybie and Cat6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Wyborne, how many times have I told you, were not getting a pet! she told him sternly.
But gramma! the seven-year-old protested. Everyone in the first grade has a pet! Im not asking for a dog or anything, I just want something! Im the only one! His lower lip quivered and his eyes widen to the fullest extent that they possibly could.
Ms. Lovat turned around and sighed. Wyborne, Im sorry. she murmured as she crouched down and put her hand on her grandsons shoulder. I just dont have time to help you care for a pet.
Wybie frowned. But Ill take care of it! You dont have to do a thing except help me pay for food and stuff! he promised as he began to hop excited
What If She Stayed?What If She Stayed?What If She Stayed?6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I remember perfectly the day she was born.
It was cold and dark outside. When I first saw her, I remember thinking, "Oh my god. Is she really mine?" She had the most beautiful brown eyes that were always taking in everything since she was only a few minutes old. Right from the start she was always moving and observing things and loved blabbing in that adorable baby-talk.
She smiled and reached up to me and gave this tiny, happy cry. It was surreal for me. Unbelievable, really. I was afraid, though. What if this was all a dream? I didn't want to wake up, but then I realized it wasn't a dream. It was real life, and I was truly relieved and overjoyed.
Charlie and I thought about naming her Caroline at least that's what we agreed on before she was born. But it just didn't seem special enough, you know? So, finally, I had it. Coraline. C-O-R-A-L-I-N-E. I thought of it myself! I just switched the vowels and we had the perfect name for ou
kiki601's Christmas presentSoft Christmas music played through the house as Maddie hung up another part of the string of tinsel she had wrapped around her arm. As she put up the red glittery tinsel, she couldn't help but think about the holiday. She had been asked countless times what she wanted and she did give the people that asked a list. However, it wasn't a complete list since there was one more thing she wanted that she wouldn't get. Well someone would be more accurate.kiki601's Christmas present4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"And that was a classic we all know and love," The overly cherry DJ on the radio announced, making her smile lightly at how forced it all sounded.
"Next up we have a new song that people keep asking for, so to keep them quiet here it is," That line made her laugh out loud as she finished putting up the red tinsel and grabbing the silver and heading to another wall.
The song that started playing was one of those remakes of a old, good song that wasn't all that bad. She had got three half
-ma vie, the ruse: part 3--ma vie, the ruse: part 3-4 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"So you're back," Cecil welcomed Robert home. "So proud of you, big brother."
"And you may imagine the..." -- Bob shuddered lightly -- "...'warm, fuzzy feeling' I got hearing you say that." His
voice was icy with sarcasm, as usual, but more tired than always. "How sweet. Think I need a root canal."
Cecil just stared at him with an air of boredom. "Ah, hush up." He then looked away from Bob, and cocked his head
to one side.
"I see you've brought company..."
"What...?" The expression on Bob's face turned to one of puzzlement, then to concern, and once he looked behind
him, to annoyance; for Katherine stood there casually.
"Ta-dah." she simply stated.
"You followed me?!" Bob inquired rather loudly, his hands almost automatically landing on his hips in annoyance.
It was throughout that evening that Bob an
The Party Hasn't Ended Part 6The Party Hasn't Ended Part 6 starring Twilight Sparkle and a special guest starThe Party Hasn't Ended Part 65 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I do hope Rarity and the fillies are OK " thought Twilight as she battled her way through the driving rain. "I don't want to imagine what damage Applebloom and her friends have done to the boutique by now, stuck inside out of this storm!"
Her hooves splashed up muddy water as she trotted, soaking her legs, while about her the storm continued to ravage the little town. Trees bent in the growling winds and the rain was now almost a vertical wall that she had to struggle through. The umbrella she had brought from the library had long since been blown out of her telekinetic grip, and had spiralled off into the deepening darkness.
Twilight was almost at Rarity's boutique when a pony came rushing up to her out of the gloom. It was Nurse Mercy, the head of the Ponyville hospital, and she was in such a hurry that she almost ran straight into the unicorn pony.
"Oh, Twilight Sparkle!" Mercy shout
Dangerous Business 1Chapter 1Dangerous Business 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The day which would go so wrong started as so many days did in Ponyville: simple and pleasant. It was, in fact, a holiday- Plowpony's Day, a day set aside since olden times to honor the hard work done by the earth ponies that tilled Equestria's endless farmlands. As such, most of Ponyville's businesses were closed, and the great bulk of the population had gathered in the radiant green parkland just beyond the city gates for a mass picnic and celebration.
Twilight Sparkle had of course enjoyed Plowpony's Day before- it was a day off from classes at University in Canterlot- but never in the company of such good friends as she had now. She had never, in fact, celebrated the day with the earth ponies for which it had been created. It was an entirely different experience from the lazy day off she was used to. She had been roused early by frantic beating on her door, Pinkie Pie insisting that she come out and help with the prep
The Party Hasn't Ended Part 5The Party Hasn't Ended Part 5 starring Rainbow DashThe Party Hasn't Ended Part 55 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Twilight looked out the window of her study at the swirling black clouds and she frowned. "That is by far the strangest storm I have ever seen."
She had spent the afternoon trying to find information about the history of unnatural storms hitting Ponyville and by unnatural, she of course meant storms that had originated over the Everfree Forest rather than in the Storm Factory in Cloudsdale. But try as she may to concentrate, the whole business between Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie was preoccupying her.
She slammed the tome in front of her closed in frustration. "I've read that same sentence TEN TIMES now!" she muttered. "Confound these ponies! They drive me to distraction..."
She stared out the window. The whole town had been plunged into an eerie darkness. The winds that had come up around an hour ago were growing in intensity. The leaves of the tree the library had been built into shivered and rustled a
Dangerous Business 3Chapter 3Dangerous Business 34 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The balloon slowly returned to earth, the two pegasus ponies flanking it. Nopony spoke for a few moments, each of them trying to find the best response to what they'd learned.
Applejack, being quite practical and not fond of awkward silences, was the first to express her feelings. "Well, don't matter how far away it is. It's gotta be closer than three weeks worth o' waitin' for a potion. I say we go for it."
"It's definitely not three weeks away," said Dash, touching down gently on her hooves. "In fact, at top speed I could probably make it there and back in two days."
"Now hold up, Rainbow," said Applejack, stepping out of the balloon and trotting down the stairs. "I don't think it's a good idea for one pony to go all that way by herself."
"So, what, you want me to round up more pegasuses?" Dash said. "I could definitely do that. Hmmm," she pondered, "who owes me a favor... there's Red Co
Dangerous Business 2Chapter 2Dangerous Business 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Rainbow Dash, being far and away the fastest of the five, got there first, and drew back in shock at what she saw. An entire side of the large tree that housed Ponyville's library had been blown out, the thick trunk curled back and charred black by the force of whatever sort of explosion had just occurred. Small bits of book paper were drifting down through the air like snowflakes, an oddly calming feature amid the signs of so much violence. Fluttershy came flapping up beside Dash, glancing up just in time for a charred piece of parchment to alight on her nose. "Oh," she said softly, "Twilight... is going to be sad to see so many books destroyed."
"Twilight..." Dash whispered. "Twilight!" She flew through the hole into the library, coughing at the paper dust and smoke. The force of the explosion seemed to have blown every book in the library off its shelf- they covered the floor, lying in heap
Raised by Lions Chapter 1Deep in the Savannahs of Tanzania, a Married Couple and Their 6 Month Old Son arrived here from The United States for Safari. They were All Fine Until One Day when the Parents Died from Malaria, Leaving their Baby Boy all Alone.Raised by Lions Chapter 15 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Baby Boy, who doesn't know his Parents are Dead, Walks out of their Tent. He Can Barely Walk Right, and was Very Curious about the Many Herds of Animals that live on the Grasslands.
While Walking, the Baby Meets up with a Cheetah named Amani. While She Looks Curiously at the Baby, He Pets the Cheetah on the Face. Amani thought that the Baby's Parents are Dead since the African Savannah is a Dangerous Place to be. She Also Knew that the Nearest Humans are Miles Away, and that the Baby Needs a Mother. Then Amani Thought of a Perfect Place for the Child to be. She Allows the Baby Boy to get on her Back and he Runs him to a Cave, Where She Forced the Little Boy to Walk into.
The Baby walked into the Cave and Finds a Family of Lions in the Cave, The Family Inclu
Acme Acres-Serca Emca Ch. 2Acme Acers/ Serca EmcaAcme Acres-Serca Emca Ch. 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A Fan Fic By: Telsa51
Chapter. 2: Return Trip Halted
" Cal, can you figure this one out?" Buster asked.
Calamity paused for a second, like he was unsure how to respond, then pulled out a sign that read," I think so. Give me some time."
They were about to re-enter when the doors flew open. Behind the doors stood a white feathered bird. She had punk cloths on, wore huge combat boots with long sharp studs on them. Heavily studded bracelettes hung from her wrists. Her blond hair was a matted mess, stuck up with hair gel. She also had a rather frightening glare on her face.
" Like, what the hell are you doing outside of school? You know anyone who I see step outside of school is subject to a pounding by me," she growled. Shirley hid behind Babs and Fifi because she recognised who this punk girl was.
" W-w-w-w-what do we do Buster?" Babs asked shaking her co-stars arm.
" Well, I suggest that we calmly...
Acme Acres-Serca Emca Ch. 3Acme Acres/Serca EmcaAcme Acres-Serca Emca Ch. 34 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A Fan Fic By: Tesla51
Chapter 3: Reverse Trip
Babs looked around at the room they were currently in. She, as well as Shirley, Fifi and Plucky(sadly) were bound back to back with duct tape.
" Shirley, can you try to break us free?" Babs asked the loon.
" Wish I could, if I couldn't smell Plucky's breath," she muttered.
" Hey, at least you not the one stuck next to a polecat, Shirl," he snapped back.
Fifi groaned. She would have sprayed him, but her tail was duct taped to her back and she couldn't move it. She also didn't want to get her friends caught in the cross fire either.
" Like, another peep from you, and I'll have to break your jaw, or some junk," snapped Shirley's double.
Pluck plummage turned white, and since Shirley was already white feathered, her hair turned white.
" Okay, what do you want us for? We havn't done anything wrong," Babs snapped at Shriley' double.
" Like, I'm not going to let you get away from me. I said I would issue you
To Who?Summary: A Family Guy (kind of anti-)fanfic. When karma strikes members of the Griffin family, they know just who to turn to in their times of need. Well kind of, anyway. One-shot.To Who?6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
To My Loving Daughter,
Hey, honey! Remember me? It's your daddy! Yeah...anyway, it's been a long time since we've seen each other, so I just thought I'd write. Oh, and you know, while I have you, I was wondering if you could send along a little money for Daddy? Daddy's special hospital bills are kind of steep, and the doctors are getting a little mad 'cause the Social Security won't cover everything. I try to tell 'em that I don't need to be here, but after Daddy's last little "accident," the judge just won't believe I can manage things on my own without your mother around. (And that stupid chicken's fuckin' Jew lawyer isn't make things any easier, let me tell you. Er, um, no offense to you and your new
GoldilocksMommy said Daddy will be back tomorrow. I don't think so. I think they got into a fight. They have been getting in a lot of fights but, this one was bigger than their other ones. This one seemed more important and so much more serious.Goldilocks6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I remember when they used to play fight all the time and it was always with Mommy laughing and Daddy teasing her and chasing her around our house with the hose. And Mommy would yell at him, but she'd be smiling and they were never really mad.
Now it's always fighting. I thought they used to tell me that fighting was wrong. I guess adults have different rules than seven year olds do.
Once Upon a Time, we were a very happy family. The bears were a very happy family... Whenever Mommy and Daddy had parties, everyone would say how much like Mommy I looked. They'd compliment my blonde curls that Mommy would fuss over for hours to get them just the way she
Shattered TrustSlap!Shattered Trust3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Meg saw it coming before Persephone even raised her hand, just by the expression on her face. She didn't even try to block it, because after what happened tonight.....after what she had done.....she felt that she deserved it.
"YOU TRIED TO SLIP CHRIS A ROOFIE?!"
Meg's eyes began to well up, not because her face hurt - although the force of the blow had caused it to swell up considerably - but because of the look on her sister's face. Anger, disbelief.....betrayal.
"HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING SOMETHING SO DESPICABLE?! AND OVER SOME GUY?!"
"I - I'm sorry" Meg said weakly, cringing at the furious aura radiating from Persephone. "I just love him so much! But....he loves Chris...so-"
"So you thought you could win him over by letting him RAPE CHRIS?! Oh sure, brilliant plan, Meg! Who cares if Chris is scarred for life and that boy goes to jail?! As long as you get your man!"
Meg looked to the ground. There was nothing she could say to just
Doof's GirlfriendPhineas and Ferb: Dr. Doofenshmirtzs GirlfriendDoof's Girlfriend6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Scene One: The Flynn/Fletcher Household
(It was a beautiful day in Danville. Phineas and Ferb were relaxing under the tree with their pet, platypus, Perry. Candace was on the phone talking to her friend, Stacy.)
Candace: (On the Phone) Then, I said to Jennie, I said
(Their Mom opens the door with some bags of groceries in her hands.)
Linda: Kids, Im home.
Candace: Ill call you back, Stacy. (Hangs Up.) Hi, Mom.
Linda: Would you help me with some of these bags?
Candace: Sure thing.
(Candace goes to the kitchen to help her Mom with the groceries. They start unpacking everything.)
Linda: Hey, have you seen the boys? I want to give them something.
Candace: (Sighs) They are underneath that tree, like they always are.
Linda: Great, I want to give them these Gummy Bears.
Candace: Wait, for what?!
Linda: For being my two special little guys of course.
Candace: (Puts her hand on forehead) Of course. How stupid of
Coraline: Spoiled BratCoralineCoraline: Spoiled Brat6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Other Coraline 2s face was flushed red with frustration as the Other Mother, or better yet known as the Beldam entered the room.
Other Coraline 2 looked the weight of a baby killer whale! Her enormous stomach stuck out like she was 6-7 months pregnant, stretching the fabric of her dark blue star sweater. Her pudgey arms were thick and round like logs; her hips were massive and her backside jiggled around as if it were stuffed to the brim with fruit jelly. In place of her eyes were two large black buttons.
The Other Mother once again looked like the slender, curvy and overall beautified version of Mel Jones only with button eyes and wearing a silk black dress with white polka-dots.
"What is it sweetie pie pumpkin?" she responded in a syrupy voice.
Other Coraline 2 sat on the floor of the other worlds living room, looking miserably down at the empty pink box of chocolate bunnies. "It's just that I
The Darry that stole Christmas"Deck the halls with boughs of holly," Pony's voice rang through the living room as he hung up another Christmas bulb.The Darry that stole Christmas4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Fa la la la la, la la la la," Soda finished for him, stringing up tinsel around the big front window.
"Tis the season to be jolly,"
"Fa la la la la, la la la la,"
"Don we now," Pony started but was interrupted by a groan from Darry who came out of the kitchen.
"Will you two please stop singing, its bad enough your making our house look like something from a bad TV Christmas special, but singing too,"
The two younger Curtis's looked at each other then started snickering.
"Bah humbug," Darry muttered, in a sarcastic manner.
"Come on Darry, get into the spirit of things,"
"No," And the older male walked back into the kitchen.
Pony and Soda just kind of shrugged and went back to putting up the decorations. When they were done dinner was just about ready, so Darry walked back into the living room.
"Well what do you think?" Soda asked, coming to stand on one side
TNFH Season 4 Episode 21Author's noteTNFH Season 4 Episode 216 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Welcome back to Acme Acres, where an ass kicking is about to be given here, so have some fun, folks!
Episode 21: Down and Out on Montana Max
(We fade in as we return to Acme Acres. The narrator from before spoke up)
Narrator: Hey there kiddies and jack asses! Want to see bullies, creeps and idiots get what's coming to them? Hell, you know you do so let's give it up for another spanking episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! With your prank giving hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!!!!
(The audience applaud like hell as four familiar hosts appear)
Lilo: Hey folks! Did you miss us?
Audience: Hell yeah!
Cream: We can't hear ya!
Audience: HELL YEAH!
Stitch: Good. Weega are so eager to continue this brand new ass spanking series!
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!
Lilo: In our last episode, we send Lex Luthor all the way to the South Pole, or is it South Park? Aww hell, who cares, right? Now we're back in Acme Acres to deal with another hard ass.
Cream: Helping us once more in this ep
Great Disney Caper Pt 1Great Disney Caper Pt 14 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Chapter 1: (to Sodor)
That day, at "The Daily Chronicle", the paper with the same picture Johnny 5 took read "Unlikely Friends Join Chronicle Staff" was being read. The man groaned, placing down the paper. He was a balding blond haired man in his 50s, wearing a white business suit with brown shoes, and a plaid tie. He was their boss, Burne Thompson.
Burne: How could you miss a story like that?!
He slammed his fist down, making a pencil jump while the eight jumped.
Burne: It was right under your noses, practically bit you in the seat of the pants. There's just no excuse.
The eight looked stunned a bit.
Alvin: (chuckling nervously) I, uh, I guess this would be a wrong time to ask for a raise?
Burne: Raise? (angrily) A raise?! Ho-ho-ho-ho, I'll give ya a raise!
He then slammed his hand down, making the eight jump while Burne stood up and snatched a newspaper.
Burne: Have you read these headlines? Huh?
He then tossed a paper labeled "Jewel Heist on Main Street".
To be told 'You can't.'When I was three, I remember sitting on Daddy's lap,To be told 'You can't.'5 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
"I'll sail the world someday, explore islands, and find a treasure map!"
He told me I couldn't, that I was a girl,
As precious and delicate as a pearl.
When I was seven, I talked to my Mother,
"Someday I'll be better at football than Brother!"
She told me I couldn't, that such sports were too rough,
Too manly and burly for a girl not as tough.
When I was thirteen, I said to my friend,
"I'll man a spaceship and go to the universe's end!"
She told me we'd never be as cool as Captain Kirk,
And after all, aren't the guys supposed to do such boring work?
When I was eighteen, I said to Aunt Amber,
"I head off to Harvard this September."
She advised me to study something maternal and nice,
So as to not be competing with men as cold as ice.
So I got a Bachelor's and became a housewife instead,
And tried to banish my childhood dreams from my head.
But whenever I brought up travel or graduate school to my husband,
He asked me why bother when h
The New You For Acme Loo Ch. 2The New You For Acme LooThe New You For Acme Loo Ch. 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A Fan Fic By: Tesla51
Chapter 2: Missing Students
Babs walked down the street, tears still in her eyes. Normally, her ears would be drooping down to more effectivly convey her sadness. But how could she with such tiny ears on her head in place of her rabbit ears? Her large skunk tail kept trying to wrap itself around her body, but Babs didn't want this alien appendige, she wanted her cotten ball tail back. She looked up and saw an equally upset toon in front of her. It was a purple loon, and she looked upset. As Babs got closer, she could hear the loon talking in a mix of french and english.
" J'ai été désavouée. Moi eez le orphelin! Le Boo Hoo! Boo Hoo!" she sobbed. Babs knew only one girl who spoke french like that.
" Fifi?" she asked. The purple loon looked back and she stumbled back in surprise at hearing the sound of her friend's voice coming from
I Dreamt I Said Good-ByeI Dreamt I Said Good-ByeI Dreamt I Said Good-Bye7 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
As I woke up in the morning sun.
I got up from bed once more.
Only to find out you're still there.
In that same spot you're in before.
Then tears began to shed from my eyes.
As those memories came back.
Of the times we had, both good and bad.
And when my own mind just lost track.
I once told you one afternoon.
That for always, I will be your best friend.
But now times have changed and so have I.
I realise it now must end.
I never meant to cause such sorrow.
But my mind can't see beyond tomorrow.
It's hard for me to say this but I'll try.
At least, I dreamt, that I said good-bye.
Soon I'll be travelling alone once more.
On my journey to knowhere.
My heart feels so hurt, sad and sore.
But I'll keep on going 'till I'm there.
The end of my saddening tale.
That I've written all by myself, my friends.
I still feel like a child inside.
For no reason for help should I send?
My mind's trapped in such sorrow.
Now I know I cannont s
The Devil and Meg Griffin 1Chapter One-The Devil and Meg Griffin 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"And the winner is...Meg Griffin!"
Despite the occasional jeers and mean-spirited, half-hidden boos that floated up to her from small regions of the student audience during afternoon Assembly, socially hapless Meg Griffin couldn't help but smile as she strode on stage.
Perfunctory applause soon drowned the jeers, however, as she nervously reached out and shook the reedy CEO's thin, soft hand, feeling a sudden rush, and accepting his sealed envelope. The letter inside that would open the social world to her.
"Thank you, Mr. Ragg," Meg gushed. "You won't be sorry. I'll make your magazine proud."