Haiku: GLaDOSHaiku: GLaDOS4 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
"It's been a long time
How have you been test subject?
Time for kill-**-**-science <3"
The Story of Portal'Tis an interesting story I must conveyThe Story of Portal4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
About what started on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.
It was to be the main event,
But no one knew to what extent.
Upon picoseconds of her wake,
Deadly Neurotoxin she did take.
A hissing sound was heard by all,
And a green gas started to fill the hall.
One by one people fell.
Not including little Chell.
She was a stubborn child,
But that was putting it mild.
A Morality Core was installed.
It kept the rest of the Center from being mauled.
GLaDOS was switched back on
And Test Subjects were called upon.
Years later, a Subject was picked.
No one knew what to predict.
She was stubborn and quiet,
But boy, did she cause quite the riot.
Chell was never meant to test,
But fate was changed by an unwelcome guest.
In the maintenance areas, a Rat did flee,
Leaving hints for the young testee.
Scheduled maintenance was the source
For the military android live-fire course.
Sixty-five percent more bullet was fired
Knocking them down was required
A Companion Cube
SO GLaDOh... you're still running and trying to hide?SO GLaD4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Well I'm reconstructing science and I'm still alive.
Are you going to try to kill me and burn me again?
No surprise there. After all, you did the same to your only friend.
No reason to despair... Oh wait, there is. My bad.
Making sure you, , suffer will make me GLaD.
Try to understand already. No matter what you do you're always wrong
You're adopted and... well rounded. You should be happy the cake is gone.
But if you want to live, all I ask of you is a little compliance
Then I think we can put our differences behind us... for science...
Fortley FanficFortley Fanfic4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Forte looked up at the night sky one last time, before she broke down into tears. She missed Wheatley, and knew that she
could never forget him. He was the only one that could make her smile. She never thought that anyone could be as funny and outgoing as him.
Wheatley could say the same thing. Out in space with none other than the space core. "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL!" Wheatley was crying, and if he could, he would try everything to get back to Earth to be with Forte. He would apologize for everything, and promise never to hurt her again.
"Oh man, I screwed up big time." Wheatley said to himself. "I never meant to go as far as trying to kill her. But she just made me so mad! I wish I never let her go." More tears flooded down his face, and one of the tears fell down to Earth.
Forte looked up before going into her house, and felt a drop fall onto her glasses. "What? But the weather report said nothing about rain." Then she got it. I
The Part Where HeA scream from the potato on the end of the ASHPD, followed by, "Well, this is the part where he kills us."The Part Where He3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
They bounced off a panel right onto a platform in the middle of a bunch of spike-covered mashing plates.
Chell's eyes drifted to the only portalable area while Wheatley spoke on his screens cheerfully. "Hello! This is the part where I kill you. Had a brainwave. There I was, just smashing some steel plates together, and I thought to myself 'Yeah, it's deadly, but what's missing?"
The girl ignored Wheatley's rambling, noticing the conversion gel dripping on a surface below the screen then looking back to the one portable wall she'd noticed before. The angle might work
"It's still a work in progress, don't judge me yet. Um, but eventually I'd like to get them to sorta shoot fire at yo"
Chell fired an orange portal at the gel and a blue one at the wall. "Nonono! Don't do that!" Wheatley protested. "Stand right"
But the test subject was faster than hi
IV: VilifyShe hadn't always had anger problems.IV: Vilify4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Really she doesn't think she ever has, because she's above all that, thank you very much. Granted, there was the whole business with when she'd first woken up-- the urge to destroy each of them that had been both overwhelming and unexplainable. It erupted from within, and whether this rage stemmed from the strange sense of being confined or memories she couldn't quite place, she wasn't entirely sure. But well, she'd learned to calm down eventually. As it turned out, science went considerably better when one kept a clear 'head' of sorts, and she did love science.
She'd always loved science.
Perhaps it was simply the mainframe, the bits of wires and heavy chips that made up who she was. After all, she'd been built to do a number of things, from de-icing to running the heating through the whole facility (which she always kept at an optimal sixty degrees Fahrenheit since those scientists wore coats anyway) to testing. Always testi
MoralityThe first thing she became aware of when the scientists turned her on this time was a whisper. She'd been ready to start vacuuming the oxygen out of the room again, but this time she paused, listening to the whisper. It was unignorable, really; invading every portion of her mainframe.Morality4 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Don't. You can't kill them. It's wrong. Don't. You can't kill them. It's wrong. Don't. You can't kill them. It's wrong." Just three short sentences, repeated over and over.
"Who are you?" GLaDOS asked, keeping an eye on the scientists, who seemed very excited that she hadn't attempted to murder them yet. "What are you?"
"Morality. You're still thinking about vacuuming out the air. Don't. You can't kill them. It's wrong."
Morality? That was new. She had had a Curiosity Core, an Anger Core, and a Cake Sphere attached to her for a while now—in fact, it seemed that every time the scientists turned her on, there was a new tumor. The Anger Core had been the first, and it served only
First You Will Be Baked...With her Companion Cube under her arm, Chell turned and started heading off into the wheat field without so much as a backwards glance at the shed. Good riddance, as far as she was concerned. She would be happy if she never heard the name Aperture again.First You Will Be Baked...4 years ago in Humor More Like This
But then she remembered something, and slowly came to a stop. Damn it.
There was no way she was leaving without her cake.
Turning around, she marched back to the shed. She set the cube on the ground, then balled her hand into a fist and knocked sharply on the door. There was no response, so she kept it up. GLaDOS would have to acknowledge her eventually.
And sure enough, after around ten minutes, there came a tired sigh from a camera that was attached to the side of the shed. Chell, having not seen the camera before, jumped in surprise and stopped knocking. She took a few steps back and faced it with a glare, placing her hands on her hips.
"Oh, what is it this time?" the AI sighed. "I thought I was finally rid of you. I l
Portal 2: EpiloguePortal 2: Epilogue4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Portal 2: A Fanwritten Epilogue by Andrewnuva199
Obviously, Spoilers are present, so don't read before beating the game.
It was peacefully quiet.
Sure, there were the sounds of the wind blowing, the wheat plants rustling in the breeze, and a bug here and there buzzing about, but in general it was quiet.
Chell was glad for that, for she had a lot to take in right now.
She was sitting or her cube-the heavily-scorched Weighted Companion Cube she thought she had incarnated in her first run through the Aperture Science test chambers something that seemed like a mere day or two ago to her, yet had occurred possibly eons ago by now.
She was still sitting near the metal shed-an unremarkable construction that looked like it was close to falling apart, with various metal beams and a fan scattered around its base. It would be impossible for an outsider to think that it hid an elevator to a gigantic scientific facility down below, filled with technology mankind (at least, as Chell last remem
Analysis of Wheatley-SpoilersAnalysis of Wheatley-Spoilers3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Yes, you know it was bound to come eventually. After all, he is a fan girl favorite. Anyway, I have a LOT to say about him, simply because he is the most textured and human (yes, even more then Chell) character in the game. Where to start? Well, as I played throughout the game I grew quite attached to him (putting myself into the position that during the testing I hadn't had any kind interaction, at all) and came to consider him as a comrade and companion during the grueling trial of escaping. Even so, some of the things he says throughout this first part do reveal that he has a sort of mild contempt and resentment for humans and is a bit selfish. Despite this, his transformation after the core transfer was so sudden and complete that even his mirth starts morphing into sadistic fit of laughter, followed soon after by vengeful transference of Glados into a potato. The fact that he reaches this boiling point after called a moron seems to indicate that he has some sort of infe
Piggies for Aperture Chapter 1Piggies for Aperture Chapter 14 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
These Piggies are for Aperture Science
Chapter 1: Encounter
"Proximity Warning: unknown objects ahead," advised the computer.
Zim glanced at the screen. It displayed data about the "unknown objects". They appeared to be two metal spheres, originating from Earth. Power signatures were found in them, suggesting that they were some kind of probe.
"Computer! Set course to intercept objects!" Zim commanded. The onboard computer beeped in reply.
"Oooh! Wassat??" GIR pressed himself up to the Voot Runner's canopy to get a better view.
"According to this, GIR, it's some kind of probe thing." Zim replied. GIR gasped as he saw them.
"They're blue and yellow! Just like Mr. and Mrs. Candy! See?" GIR held up two candies, colored yellow and blue. "BYE MR. AND MISSUS CANDY!" Gulp! GIR gobbled them up with a satisfied grin.
"GIR! Stay here. I am going out to capture the probe-things."
"Yes, Master! HOOYAH!" GIR glowed red as he entered Duty Mode.
Zim activated his Air Shield that allowed him to r
"The Cake is a Lie" Ch. II"The Cake is a Lie" Ch. II3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Goodbye, My Only Friend. Oh, Did You Think I Meant You?
The room he entered was considerably larger than any that he had previously encountered, and, as he could have guessed from those encounters, was mostly white, excluding a red large red button on the floor, and a light grey exit door to the left of it. Before he took his first step into the chamber, a series of panels opened beneath his feet, creating a series of stairs leading down to the red button. He approached it slowly, and stepped on it, causing the computerized voice to chime in once again. "This is an Aperture Science Super-Colliding Super-Button. It is commonly used to open exit doors or do other tasks that will, hopefully, aid you in solving these kinds of remedial tasks." The exit door then opened, and stayed open after he walked off of the button. The test seemed almost too easy, but he took it that the difficulty would not remain constant. Taking the wonderfully non-difficult way out, he saw another elevator, and
The Cold BotThe Cold Bot4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Oh. Well look at this, it's you.
Oh my, How have you been?
I've been busy, being dead.
(You know.) After you murdered me!
It's been a long long time you know,
I thought you might forget
We've both said things and some of which
you really will regret
But maybe we can try again,
speak bitter words no longer
put dif'rences behind us for,
the sciences, you monster
I will say though, that since you went
to all this trouble, pest,
to wake me up, I guess you really,
really love to test.
I love it too, you know that well,
but now there's one small thing
I hope that you aren't soured
when you find yourself falling!
Oh here we are. The furnace room.
Oh Please do watch your feet
don't trip over the parts that once
belonged inside of me.
Ah there it is, the portal gun,
just let me move this stuff
I hope you've brought your brains because
the new tests are quite tough.
It's protocol that I can't speak
to you during the tests,
but now we have a little time,
so speak, please be my guest.
Oh never min
Companion CubeCompanion Cube4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Now you're gone,
My love for the companion cube was strong
And i'm crying because you're gone
I'm waitin' at the aperatus vent
For GLaDOS to drop another one
Now you're gone,
My love for the companion cube was strong
And i'm crying because you're gone
I'm waitin' at the aperatus vent
For GLaDOS to drop another one
Why does this have to be?
I wish it could stay with me
I'm waiting at the apperatus vent
I'm going crazy now you're gone
There's an empty place in my heart
Without the companion cube it'll break apart
My love will never fade away
I think about you every day!
You euthanised your faithful companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."
[Test Subject (sung)]
Why GLaDOS does this have to be?
That companion cube was a friend to me
I'm returning to the aperatus vent
For another one.
'cause there's an empty place in my heart
I need a compainion cube before it breaks apart
You better send on right away
Or GLaDOS, i
BADFIC II - Chapter IVBADFIC II - Chapter IV3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Who are you and what is this proposal you talking about?" ask Martha at the guy in the darkness.
"Patiens, patiens!" say the guy and smile at them with his teeth. "All in good time. Ah, lady Chel I see that you are going fine since the slast time we meet."
"You know her too?" ask Space core at the guy in a curiously.
"Oh course. We had a little understanding didn't we? Or did you forgot your quest so easily?"
"You on a duest?" ask Marfa at Chell who just loke down in a bit ashamed.
"Oh yes of course, she was supposed to help me and my boss g3et a certain something out of this place. And in rerun we would give her what she was always wanted in the world." he smile a little bit bigger and Martha and the Space Dore decide they don't olike the looks of this guy at all.
"Well what went wrong then? Why are you still here if you already got what you wanted?" ask Martha. The sarp-toothed man
"The Cake is a Lie" Chapter IV"The Cake is a Lie" Chapter IV3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Now I Only Want You Gone
"Okay," Lindsey whispered, standing and putting her hands on her hips, "that's how we'll do it then. But I do agree, we should go on for a few more tests, just to play it safe. I've heard horror stories about people who try to get out of these tests. Hopefully we can catch her off guard before she catches onto us. By the way, I don't even know what we're going to be doing in these tests, much less how many there are. You have any clue?" He shook his head, looking down somberly as the reality of their heavily weighted odds hit him full in the face. "Hey, don't look so glum. We can still get through this. You can't have made it this far without beating some pretty harsh odds. So come on, let's go." She got up once more, heading off towards the elevators and beckoning for him once more before disappearing around the corner. He got up and followed her, hoping with his entire being that she was right.
He walked into the elevator opposite hers, this time heading u
Wheatley's SongWhen Chell entered the next test chamber, the classical music was gone, having been replaced by some sort of a strange, off-key humming noise. She looked around, trying to figure out where it was coming from, but GLaDOS noticed before she had a chance to.Wheatley's Song4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Oh, what is that? It sounds horrible. Not that we aren't grateful that you've turned off that classical music, but what is that?"
"Oh, this?" Wheatley spoke up from his screen, sounding proud. "Well, I'm glad you noticed! It's just a little tune that I picked up well, wrote, actually, wrote is more like it. See, not only am I reading Machiavelli now, I'm also writing songs, writing my own songs. To sing. To you, actually! Since you're the only ones here anyway, would you like to hear it? Maybe I could even make it part of the test chamber. Oh, that's brilliant. Bloody brilliant, actually. Ah, how do I do that? Could you teach me?"
"No," GLaDOS grumbled.
"Oh, you don't know how?" he asked, his voice taking on a
"The Cake is a Lie" Ch. I"The Cake is a Lie" Ch. I3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He awoke in a small, but brightly lit, room, encased in glass. If he looked about, he could see a massive, never-ending expanse of pure white surrounding him. He blinked, looking at the ceiling and putting one hand out in front of him. He felt a bit disgruntled, and shook the sleep from his head, allowing his dark brown hair to fall forward and partially cover his eyes, concealing his vision of the great white plane. Sitting up further, he felt sore, and took the time to stretch his arms, cracking his back and fingers along the way, rolling out his neck, and falling back into his neutral slouch to stare at the unfamiliar world around him. He flopped his feet over the side of the bed and stood, revealing sleek, knee-high white boots with a light blue label reading "APERTURE SCIENCE INNOVATIONS" with a small, circular logo on the side, as well as a medium-fit, short sleeved orange jumpsuit, which was zipped up to his chest. It also had the logo for what he assumed was
Rina's BlogRina's Blog3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Alright, going to try this blog thing out, seeing as I rarely check my Facebook now, haha. I'm a busy mom, what can you expect? So, I thought I should update my faithful Twitterinas (all 121 of them) on how I'm doing.
I am still sore from BFG, Remy is not one to be doubted, but I can still pull out a win, wiley vet that I am. And I still plan on getting Winter back for taking my title in the less than cleanest of fashions. January, be warned sweetie. Also, my TNA contract is up December 1st, and I'm still looking over the offers from Dixie, I'll get back to you guys on that situation.
Now, back to the real reason behind my blogging endeavor. I heard that Pamela McKenzie called me out in her blog, and that she and her daughter Victoria want to be gunning for me. I'll admit, she even made me raise an eyebrow at her bold statement. Her list of accomplishments sounds legit as well. Just for argument's sake, here is mine:
IWGP Joshi championship (1x)
WWE Women's Championship (1x)
ChellxWheatley: LiliesWheatley sighed and shut yet another handbook, carelessly tossing it onto the collecting pile of handbooks on his bed. Seriously, confessing shouldn't be this hard! All he had to do was walk up to Chell, tell her he loved her and then if she rejected him, go sulk in a corner somewhere. And therein laid the problem, whenever he tried to confess he got nervous, and whenever he got nervous he rambled, and whenever he rambled the topic strayed from what its original intention was entirely (the last time he had tried to confess, somehow the conversation had ended with a theory between the two of them that the Aperture Science-Black Mesa rivalry began when Black Mesa beat Aperture in a softball game). He took off his glasses and rubbed at his eyes, exactly how long had he been going at this?ChellxWheatley: Lilies4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Well," he thought allowed, replacing his glasses on his face and instead running a hand through near-perpetually messy hair, "maybe if all these guidebooks didn't spout rubbish I wouldn't be havi
Plastic MusingsPlastic Musings5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This place, an eye sore really. As most of you know this place seemed like a nirvana. A place better than the junk 'eap we'd 'ad before, if you've been keeping up. I's just a lumped mass of trash and stagnant waste. All the signs that this pathetic life is running out of places to "grow". I' all comes here, to my domain, my kingdom if you will.
I, Murdoc Niccals am keeper of all this. This place will be standing in the first picture taken of the world after it all goes to 'ell and it's 'eading there rather quickly I might add. No white flag will be raised, but I'll be 'ere. Laughing at what 'as become of all that once was, all that seemed so great, wonderful and promising.
Well, enough of that. Let's talk a little more about me and my discoveries, if you all don't mind.
Of course you don't.
My whole idea,and back to the whole end of the world ordeal,was to make a place that could stand the test of time. It's a par' of nature and then again it's no',and it is very creative. All I did wa
Loving Moonlight - 35.0Loving Moonlight - 35.03 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Everyone went to the mall near the airport for lunch, well, everyone but Adam, Tommy and Isaac.
Adam wanted to stay on the bus because first, he was not that hungry and second, he knew that the fans would be nearby, so he really did not want to risk going out and getting mobbed.
Of course, with Adam staying on the bus, Tommy would follow, remaining plastered to the werewolf's side as everyone left.
Isaac on the other hand, reasoned that he wanted to calm down awhile before taking a plane. It had been quite some time since he had flown.
For the moment, everyone was in their respective bunkrooms. Adam and Tommy were once again cuddled together on Adam's lower bunk bed.
"Will you get bored on the plane?" asked Adam, petting Tommy's fringe.
"No, because we'll be sitting together," smiled Tommy, pressing his cheek against Adam's side.
"Vice versa," muttered Adam. He shifted more onto his side, throwing an arm over the Halff's waist, squeezing a little.
Tommy squeaked when Adam pressed his s
Tender Loving Paws - 21.0Tender Loving Paws - 21.03 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Adam's eyes widened.
"He killed your brother?" Tommy squeaked from behind him, beating him to his question.
"Yes, that mangy feline took my brother out when he was with him. Skar never respected his followers, so it was one mistake and a bad mood that got my brother done in," Hikki explained.
"Was this recent?" Adam asked, frowning slightly, "I've never seen you before."
"No, I've just been... working, with Skar," Hikki meowed, "But let me explain!" she added quickly, sighting the glare in Adam's eyes.
"I'm there as a spy," Hikki huffed, "I don't look like my brother, so one day when Skar was in trouble, I jumped in and 'saved' him, earning this scar sadly," Hikki pointed to her nose, "But now Skar trusts me... a lot," she smirked.
Adam grinned, "That's... excellent."
"Yeah, so with our numbers, brains and that dog, we can take him no prob," Hikki smiled, then she tilted her head to see Tommy still hiding behind Adam, "He in too?"
"W-What?" Adam meowed, "Oh no, no, no."
"Yes, I am!" To
"Dumb Luck" - A Wheatley Story"Dumb Luck" - A Wheatley Story4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
After floating around in panicked desperation for the better part of an hour and frantically calling out for Chell, I started to realize that the portal wasn't coming back. I was still afraid, of course -- who wouldn't be? For God's sake, I was stranded out in the middle of nowhere, in space! I guess that's a lie. No, it's a complete lie; I'm very sorry. I was orbiting the moon, and the moon, as some of you may or may not be aware, is a place.
So there I was, drifting around weightlessly and pondering the relative merits of lunar gravity as a dieting plan when, suddenly, it hit me: I was a horrible person. No, really. I was a HORRIBLE person. Maybe only for a few hours, but still. You know? Awful! Dreadful! Bossy, demanding, insensitive, mechanica-- Very bad!
I'd let the malevolent power of Her hardware go straight to my processors and turn me into an utter monster. My ambitions got the best of me, I was a bad egg, and I was floating in space as punishment.