A Brony Dream Come TrueA Brony Dream Come True1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
A Brony Dream Come True
It was just a normal day. I was biking home from my friend's house. It was pretty fun killing zombies with him in Call of Duty: Black Ops. Anyways, when I got home, I put my mom's bike away as usual. I had a bike too, but the back tire was flat, so I'd been riding hers around for a while now. Anyways, I closed the garage and went back in the house to sign in on here and watch some youtube videos while responding to my feedback and such. Still, nothing unusual. Later that night, I did the same, only on youtube, I watched an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I hadn't actually watched an episode of that in a while. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the show, but still...It reminded me of how much I wish I could meet Rainbow Dash and the rest of the Mane 6. Rainbow Dash is the best in my opinion. Anyways, after the episode, I went to bed, entirely unaware of what would happen the next day...
Mi PlumaMi Pluma1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
En mis continuos viajes por el mundo, nunca recibí una carta como esta. Ni siquiera de las mujeres que me odian. Siempre, si es que dicha carta llegaba a mis manos, eran insultos, puteadas, maldiciones y todo tipo de brujería. Pero esta carta era diferente.
Me encontraba en el medio del desierto, sin agua, exhausto, y moribundo. La noche helada le daba un color plateado brillante a la arena. La luna se reflejaba en el suelo, dándome una luz increíble. Con el lugar bastante visible, forcé mis piernas para caminar unos cuantos metros más.
Pero cuando el sueño y la muerte me coqueteaban, vi que a lo lejos, un ave, envuelta en llamas, se dirigía hacia ami, batiendo las alas.
Del susto, caí al suelo y el animal se paró frente mío. Era inmenso y sus llamas me acariciaban llenándome de calidez. Con su pico, apuñaló la arena y de esta salio un chorro de agua. Bebí como loco y la vida entró de nuevo a mi cuerpo. Lue
manual.In this manual we will teach you how to kill in the most effective way possible. Please read and memorize this entire manual before you begin to kill.manual.1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Straying from this manual will lead to the following: getting caught, guilt, sleep deprivation, sudden addiction to drugs, cigarettes, alcohol, etc., losing the will to live, suicide, or sudden death due to the following: angry clients, angry victims, angry victim's family, friends, acquaintances, etc, your angry family members, friends, acquaintances, etc.
Thank you and please enjoy the process. Even work can be fun!
1. Kill without remorse.
2. Kill without discretion (no one should be left out!)
3. Kill efficiently.
4. Kill cleanly and quickly.
5. If kill should not be clean do not attempt to clean.
6. If kill should not be quick, another attempt to kill may be necessary.
7. Always kill your target.
8. Failure is not tolerated and will be followed by sudden death.
9. Be careful.
10. Leave no eyewitnesses.
11. All eyewitnesses are to be
Cupcakes Pinkie PoemIn my mind they swarmCupcakes Pinkie Poem2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Crawling inside my brain
Then headaches start to form
The voices are driving me insane
They tell me horrible lies
That who would be better off dead
Who lives and who dies
BETTER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SAID
I'll put the laughter into slaughter
All the ponies will play along
Doesn't matter if you have a son or daughter
I'll even sing you a little song
Ain't that right Madame Le Flour?
"Cut them into chunks of meat!"
And the remains I will devour
I hope you'll make a tasty treat.
No Lifeno lifeNo Life2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
what are they thinking?
that it's better there?
you can go to it any time
till dead comes to you
maybe everything will get better
you'll never know
because you made the wrong decision
you can't turn it back
so think twice
then you will have a life
then you were thinking
Pony Rock Anthem Lyrics - update*intro music*Pony Rock Anthem Lyrics - update2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Sp: (pony rock)
RD: Let's go
Pony rockers in the house tonight
Discord best not be lookin for a fight
Coz he gon make you lose your mind
Causing chaos spite the harmony inside
Pony rockers in the house tonight
Trix the great and powerful, step to the right
Rainbow's gon use her wings to fly
We just wanna see her...
RD: On a cloud
Nappin or not
Where's your man now?
He on ma plot
TS: Sendin' letters on time like a clock
Gotta tell Celest
That we're runnin this block
RD: Where's the drink
I gotsta know
Lubricate ma flow
Sp: Green fins, Purple skin
Photo Finish, she's a hoe
Ra: I'm runnin through these dresses like draino
I've got that magical flow
Something dirty, no halo
My WorldOur world.My World2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It's such an amazing place
A beautiful place
We've made it so far
We've accomplished so much
We have peace
We haven't done a damned thing
There's still racism
There's still dictatorship
There's still control
There's still hate
There's still murder
There's still rape
"Our World", is slowly being destroyed
We're being controlled
Formed like a piece of clay and puppeteer-ed to believe it
That it's all fine
And when something goes wrong
When someone stands up
They're a low-life rebel
When they're the light
The one who broke free
Broke the shackles of time
The bounds of freedom
Why can't you see?
Come with me
I can set you free
We can all stand up
And fight our masters
Step out of your little fucking bubble of ignorance
And let me show you
War...The heat from the sun was gone. The cities were empty, and yet it's hard to see that a war is going on. Maybe worst than a war. It sees too silly to be a lie. But I tell you no lie. This world doesn't have time for lies.War...4 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
Not unless, your life is on the line.
The streets are eaten by blood and guts. The smell of nicotine and death is everywhere.
No good deed goes unpunished
So, mabye it might be easy to see tha a battle is going on, or maybe has ended.
One good turn, derserves another...
Nobody's land. Nobody's home.
No pain, No game!
No more room for you to go to heavan. No more room to run and hide...
You can loose your mind quicker than hell can burn a cat's tail...
You die, and then it's
War can turn you into a Monster..
VAMPYREVAMPYREVAMPYRE7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
The curse, my soul,
The night, my friend,
This hunt for blood,
Will never end.
The bite, my love,
The drink, my heart,
My secret known,
To those who part.
My teeth, your neck,
My kiss, your breath,
Your blood I take,
But not your death.
Your arms, my hope,
Your love, my life,
My love to you,
The sharpest knife.
Stay with me,
And love my smile,
Accept the truth,
Or live denial.
Aphrodesiac of the VampyreAPHRODESIAC OF THE VAMPYREAphrodesiac of the Vampyre9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
on my bottom lip.
I lick hungrily
at the scarlet droplets.
it does not lift
nor fade away.
One's shed gore
stains my mouth.
The taste tattooed
upon my lucious lips
and tempts my apetite
with a false promise
of the flowing drink
of one's lifeblood.
Harmony of Chaos Chapter 33. LivingHarmony of Chaos Chapter 31 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Rainbow Dash stood at the top of the cliff, watching the wind blow. She sighed, lost in thought. It had been a month since she'd gotten to this world, and she was no closer to a way home. She found herself wandering frequently, running or flying here and there with no sense of direction. Standing here, she thought about her friends back home.
She thought of Twilight Sparkle, her bookwormish ways always seeming a little silly to Dash. However, her organization skills always had them on the right track. She thought of Pinkie Pie, her totally random behavior always good for a laugh, and her parties always so much fun. She thought of Applejack, how strong and steady she was, always ready to help a friend, telling it like it is. She thought of Rarity, a bit snooty, but always there to help a friend when they needed it and very giving of herself...as long as she didn't have to get too dirty.
The Alicorn A celestial presence hangs upon the whispering winds, unsung by the prosaic fates,The Alicorn11 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
pertaining to a vigil of majesty told of in transcendent scriptures. Whereupon this occurrence,
tales of dissent fall on deaf ears in the midst of these echoes of future yore,
echoes of the flutter of the wings of memory carrying a single clover of fortune.
And thus the Alicorn shall speak, with a voice know by that memory, and bring our peace,
to be the kindle of a spirit in our hearts, the same as was borne in our journey to this place
where the whispering winds blow. And this journey shall continue as we spread the wings
of memory, a transmutation of the stillness of time into our grace upon this land.
AloneOut of sight, and out of mind,Alone1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
not a soul around but mine
one and all have been and gone
and I am left all alone
Search the silence for their solice
left behind in lands gone lawless
to search these sands forever more
I am left all alone
Darkness falls, and silence whispers
And in the night, the sky doth blister
With stars of every shape and size
And I am left all alone
One by one, the stars doth fade
Like wishes, sadly, never made
when silence screams throughout the night
And I am left all alone.
Hopeless and tired I make my bed
a secret heaven to lay my head
where I shall slumber all alone
Bright lights may shine, but I am
PsychoTear the flesh, salt the woundPsycho1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Will you die if i plant you in the ground
Or will you grow big and tall
So i can cut you down
Let me eat you!
Watch the flesh and blood drip from my tongue
And my knife slit through your thumb
Burn baby burn
Let me waste all you've earned
Lets set fire to you my little turd
And cook you alive
Till i can eat you raw
And cover you in herbs like thyme
Tear the flesh, salt the wound
Fire burning through and through
Hatchets flying straight at you
If i plant you in the ground
Will you grow big and tall
So i can slowly cut you down
And you'll never be found
Burn baby burn
Tearing into your flesh is what i've yearned
Let me eat you!
charred corpse is what i ought to do to you
Death we fearFull of tears and death we fear. Losing a friend makes us deaf, from positive things in life we want to see and hear.Death we fear1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
We live in a big world, with a fast counting clock, ticking at time, non-stop.
It counts down years, hours, minutes, and seconds before we die. After death, our next stop is the after-life.
From big pimps, to simple life monks. All beings; every man, women, and child, Big and tall, round or thin, short and small. There is one thing in common with us all.
It is death we share.
Sooner or later, the earths end is near. Mortals will fall, the dead will rise.
All will be judged in front of the creator himself, in his hands the book of life.
But death may I ask you "Why?"
God's angels have brought us here, helping us to conquer fear. They have helped us from going astray.
But death, you can't just simply take Y0UR4N63L, our friend Alex away.
written by sniper347
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter ReviewAbraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter Review1 year ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, discovers vampires are planning
to take over the United States. He makes it his mission to eliminate them. This is Rumor
Control, here are the facts! Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter Boy howdy there's a person
and a job description I thought I would never have to put together. Based on a the novel
of the same name by the author of the popular book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and
directed by the director of Wanted (a film, I would like to say, that is fun and visually
appealing but is ruined by its disgustingly unlikable main character), Abe Lincoln is
certainly an interesting little film. There's a lot to like about it but that the same
time you can tell that the creators missed the opportunity to make something truly great.
We'll start with the bad and work our way up to the top, however there is a very important
factor that hinders this film that I will save for last. For starters the pacing, for most
of the first act,
Top 100 fav characters1.) Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony)Top 100 fav characters2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
2.) Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony)
3.) Apple Jack (My Little Pony)
4.) Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony)
5.) Rarity (My Little Pony)
6.) Spike (My Little Pony)
7.) Mordecai (Regular Show)
8.) Rigby (Regular Show)
9.) Brian (Family Guy)
10.) Stewie (Family Guy)
11.) Sonic (Sonic)
12.) Tails (Sonic)
13.) Knuckles (Sonic)
14.) Shadow (Sonic)
15.) Charmy (Sonic)
16.) Cream & Cheese (Sonic)
17.) Amy Rose (Sonic)
18.) Rouge (Sonic)
19.) Blaze (Sonic)
20.) Sally Acorn (Sonic)
21.) Cosmo (Sonic)
22.) Mina Mongoose (Sonic)
23.) Nicole (Sonic)
24.) Bloo (FHFIF)
25.) Wilt (FHFIF)
26.) Eduardo (FHFIF)
27.) Coco (FHFIF)
28.) Mac (FHFIF)
29.) Mickey Mouse (Disney)
30.) Oswald (Disney)
31.) Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)
32.) Agent J and K (Men in Black)
33.) Vector (Sonic)
34.) Espio (Sonic)
35.) Ed, Edd n Eddy (said name)
36.) Kirby (Kirby)
37.) Silver (Sonic)
38.) Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)
39.) Raphael (TMNT)
40.) Leonardo (TMNT)
41.) Mikey (TMNT)
42.) Don (TMNT)
Saving NicoleSaving NicoleSaving Nicole2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Mia: There are things we want to change.
Zero: Yeah but how?
Mia: "paces" I don't know
Zero: I mean Sally's gone and Nicole is going through hell I feel so useless
Mia: Yeah and it doesn't help with our new King and Doctor Eggman either
Zero: Yeah I know but still there must something we can do
"The red haired fox keeps on pacing"
Zero: huh you OK
Mia: I'm fine just trying to think
Zero: Come on lets go find Nicole
"They go to freedom HQ"
Zero: Hey Nicole where are you?
Nicole: I'm here "appears in front of them"
Zero: Hey Nicole how are you feeling?
Nicole: I'm fine
Zero: Are you sure Nicole?
Mia: Come on Nicole
Zero: Were only trying to help you
Nicole: I know "depressed"
Zero: *takes a seat on the couch* Man if only Iron Nicole hadn't came into exist non of this would be happening
Mia: If we could only hhhmm 'thinks
Nicole: huh what are you thinking Mia?
Mia: Well remember that Silver guy Sonic told us about, what if we try something like that?
vinyXvector: disco lovewas a normal day in PonyvillevinyXvector: disco love9 months ago in Profiles More Like This
viny: octi hey guess what?
viny: I was chosen to be the DJ at the new club that opened
Octavia: I'm happy for you viny
viny: and so they told me I will play with another DJ called vector
octavia: (vector?) .....
viny: octi something happens?
octavia: huh? ... no .. it's nothing
viny: octi You think you can go?
octavia: of course
viny: please be fun and - ... wait you said yes?
octavia: of course I have nothing to do
viny: that's my octavia?
octavia: ¬. ¬
viny: I hope tonight bay ....
viny while walking was found with Pinkie Pie
viny: pinkie pie! Long time no see
pinkie: if you knew what happened to
viny: What do you mean?
pinkie: twilight became alicorno
viny: I know that ¬. ¬
pikie ah well then you know
?????: hey pinkie
pinkie: hmm?Ah! there is shadow
pinkie shadow lunged and kissed
viny: (must be her boyfriend ... LOL and I thought I was the only rainbow loved a hedgehog XD)
at night in the club
DWOAH: Fenris vs LaniusDWOAH: Fenris vs Lanius2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Deadliest warriors of all history
Fenris vs Legate Lanius
Height: 5 foot 10
Weight: 150 pounds
Weapons: The blade of Mercy (a Lyrium infused two handed sword that is unbreakable whilst in his hands), Lyrium ghost power (ethereal ability caused by his Lyrium tattoos)
Armour: Spiked steel armour and gauntlets
Strengths: Master swordsman especially when it comes to two handed blades, very swift and light on his feet even with his large weapon, the ability to become ethereal for short amounts of time
Weaknesses: His sprite lithe body is incapable of taken too many powerful hits causing him to rely on dodging and blocking more in combat, using his ethereal powers causes him great pain so he only uses it when he needs to or when he feels it is needed
Height: 7 foot 5
Weight: 350 pounds (normal), 500 pounds (in armour)
Weapons: Blade of the East (a large two handed sword longer than he is tall), Incendiary grenades
Armour: Metal and gold armour covering his entire bo
Character Profile: LunaCharacter Profile: Luna8 months ago in Profiles More Like This
“Gird up thine loins and adjourn us to the courtyards to see which of us stands the finer equine if thou be’est so emboldened!”
A New Dawn Epiloge
Dignified, determined, and deadly, Luna once shared the throne of Equestria and was the sovereign ruler of the night until she was forced from her position. Despite Discord tricking her into leaving Equestria vulnerable to heinous attacks, her heart is pure and she is dedicated to protecting the land and ponies she once ruled. Those who would stand against the Dreamwalker see her as an out-of-date, impotent, fossil from a bygone era since her 1000 year exile to the moon. With unfathomably powerful magic rivaled only by Celestia, she will prove them otherwise...the old fashioned way.
Icebound LodgeNikki pulled her ear buds out as the charter bus pulled up at the resort. She looked out the window to see the snow capped mountains of India soaring up above her.Icebound Lodge3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Breath taking, ain't it?"
She turned to see her friend Zac waking up from a nap.
"Yeah. I'm glad you invited me up here to stay with you. A free stay at a foreign resort is just what I need to get my brain back on track. Maybe something will inspire me."
"I hope so too. You'll be staying in the presidential lodge. It has all the amenities of a first class American resort."
"Really? Your actually giving me the best one?"
"Yeah, and you can stay as long as you want."
Nikki was shocked. "Thanks. I don't know what to say...."
"Then don't say anything. Just get used to the royal treatment. I want you to be so pampered that you never want to leave."
Nikki started to pick up her luggage, but Zac snatched it from her.
"Like I said, the royal treatment."
He led her across a snowy field and into a large cabin. They