Where I Belong: An FF8 FicSQUALL is inside Ultimecia's Castle (FF8's Arena) about to fight the final battle of FF8.Where I Belong: An FF8 Fic3 years ago in Drama More Like This
ULTIMECIA: ...SeeD... SeeD......SeeD...... SeeD, SeeD, SeeD! Curse all SeeDs. Swarming like locusts across generations. You disgust me. The world was on the brink of that ever-elusive 'time compression'. Insolent fools! Your vain crusade ends here, SeeDs. The price for your meddling is death beyond death. I shall send you to a dimension beyond your imagining. There, I will reign, and you will be my slaves for eternity. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who shall I exterminate first? I'll start with you two!
vs. ULTIMECIA (Player: Squall, BGM: The Extreme)
SQUALL is now in a dark void after the battle, he arrives at Order's Sanctuary (Cosmos's Arena) where LAGUNA approaches him.
LAGUNA: Well done Squall, just the kind of work I'd expect from the commander of SeeD.
SQUALL: Thanks, that stuff you were talking about of love and friendship p
AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party member from KO, with 25% of
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
All Dogs Go to HeavenI pushed myself too hard aheadAll Dogs Go to Heaven7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I felt free from prison and joyful
Until I was murdered in my place
I soared swiftly to the heavens above
I found myself there eventually
Finding out the truth for the reason I was there
I felt a burning fire within me
As I was lusting for revenge
I turned life back, and fell back home
There was no turning back with the voices
Echoing from behind
I climbed out of my deathbed alive
Shaking cold and gasping for air
I avoided the voices following me from the dead
I was back home where I could start my goal
I encounter my friend, and others to use
Using for business, as I continue to seek revenge
I dealt with irony and dramatic moments
I practiced to be who I really wasn't to please others
The night I last dealt with my friend and a tool
Was the night that my life would eventually end,
I ran away to save another soul
It would be either sink or swim
I then fought my old friend's minions and
Tried to make myself strong
I was released free from my ropes with sup
All Dogs Go To Heaven I was told when I was sevenAll Dogs Go To Heaven3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
That all dogs go to heaven
This is what momma began to say
When I cried and sat where you silently lay
You were my best friend, out of everybody
We'd play outside and got awfully muddy
STF 7: Popping The QuestionThere were many titles that Sarkin was known by.STF 7: Popping The Question2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
On Vulcan; K'nyaz of the S'chn R'xun, Commander of the T'plana, Supreme Commander of the Vulcan Defense Force, Advisor and Confidant to the Administrator, and Ambassador to the Federation.
On Romulus, Honorary Captain of the Senate Guard and Guest of the Imperial Court.
On Qo'noS, Member of the House of Antaak, Honorary Member of Order of Kahless, Honorary Officer in the Klingon Fleet.
Throughout his lifetime Sarkin had received many medals and titles from various Empires, however there was one that he kept hidden, one that he did not wish for anyone to see, and one that he wanted to leave alone, to gather dust.
The Legits Medal of Valor, given to him for 'service' to the state, and making him an honorary citizen of Cardassia. He had received that medal for giving the Bajoran Planetary Defense codes to the Cardassians. Sarkin could never forgive himself for his lapse in judgment, and lack of logic in t
Megaman X - Monty Python spoofX drags Zero's corpse into a mechanic shop and plants it on the desk. X is NOT happy.Megaman X - Monty Python spoof2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
X: Excuse me, I wish to make a complaint. Miss?
Sigma, working at the desk, turns to face X.
SIGMA: Who're you calling Miss?
X: ...Oh, sorry, I have a cold. I have my friend who I met not too long ago in this very boutique.
SIGMA: Ah, yeah. Maverick Hunter Zero, S-Class. What's wrong with him?
X: I'll tell you what's wrong with him.... He's DEAD, that's what's wrong with him.
SIGMA: Uh, no, he's uh, pining for the factories.
X looks at Sigma as if he was on crack.
X: ..."Pining for the factories"? What kind of talk is that? And why did he blow up when I went to face Vile this afternoon?
SIGMA: Oh, he prefers sacrificing himself to protect his friends. Nice, shiny hair.
X: Alright. I'll wake him up, then.
X picks up Zero's head and yells in his ear.
X: HELLO, ZERO! WAKEY WAKEY! I'VE GOT A NICE FRESH SUBTANK FOR YOU IF YOU WAKE UP!
X then bangs Zero's head on the desk, then lets go, dropping it o
Then vs. NowThenThen vs. Now2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You listened to Empire of the Sun
You listen to death metal and rock music
You were happy all the time
Always relied on for a joke or funny moment
You're depressed more often than not
Always turning thoughts back to him
It was good
We were all happy
It's turned sour
We're all affected by someone who isn't even here
It doesn't make sense
It's unfathomable to most
How something how it was then
Could change so greatly
To how it is now
Hurt and confusion
Ruin everything they touch
Unfortunately for us
It seems to be hanging
In the air
A painful smoke
Cloaking us all
I know what I said
I know I should just forget it
All it does is bring everyone down
No longer should it be spread
Poisoning everything around
And it won't be.
This is the very last
Of any spoken
Or written word
Regarding this situation
Anything to do with it
It needs to be said
It cannot be undone
But this one
Marks the end.
To be said
Has been done
Famous Last Words
P.E.The unrealistically hot sun beat down on the blacktop pavement of Danville Middle. It was mid May, and every student was keen to finish exams and get away from metal chairs and PE clothing. A small band of students came rolling out from the gym onto the blacktop field and fell quickly into alphabetical order. A rather beefy coach yelled at the students for no particular reason, then disbanded them, pointing and grunting to the track. It bordered the football field, and wasn't a merciful site. The kids all walked toward it grudgingly, not in the mood to bargain with the large coach. Suddenly, a whistle alerted them they weren't going fast enough, at which they all promptly started running. A green-haired boy, referred to as Ferb, felt the weight of another teen on his back almost immediately. The golden-haired Emily Kinney had tripped over a still rather slow Buford Van Stomm and fell onto the British lad.P.E.2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
They tumbled onto the white-hot grass and Ferb felt paralyzed. Emily's golden loc
Comic Script of Last AirbenderCOMIC RECAP OF THE LAST AIRBENDER, by M.Night ShamalaninananComic Script of Last Airbender2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Very rarely, I'll script out a comic before I draw it. Thank god I wrote out this one, because I lost the first page and the will to finish it. Enjoy!
Katara narrates: Well it's been 4 months now and my brother still hasn't found any food in this barren wasteland.
Katara: "Sokka- please start being a man now!"
Sokka: "I will! Just as soon as I'm done breaking the ice beneath our feet."
"Ho shit it's breaking!"
Sokka: "Look there's a sphere in the ice!" -
Katara: "Can we eat it?"
Sokka: "No- let's break that too!"
"Welcome to the water tribe!"
Katara: "Why are we the only white people here?"
- inuit people glaring-
BOOM fire nation attacks
- zuko lookin sexy
Zuko: "Give me the ava--"
Random child: "Look it's the slumdog millionaire!"
- glare -
Rastafarian Iroh: "Welcome to the firenation ship. I'm Iroh, mon. Time for your avatar test."
- glove snap - "Bend over"
Katara: "UUng! We're here to save you! And we brought Aapa!"
Yugioh Abridged Season 3 EndNoah: HAHAHAHAHA! It's over Yugi! Your friends have been turned to stone and you're down to your last life points! You and you're show are finished!Yugioh Abridged Season 3 End2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Yugi: not quiet Noah! You my have control over this world but that is also you're greatest weakness!
Noah: what are you saying?!
Yugi: this digital world is also connected to the internet where thousands and thousands of users are watching the Yugioh Abridged series and over the years, those thousand users have become friends and now I shall use that power to defeat you!
Noah: no! you can't mean!
Yugi: That right Noah! I summon!...
Yugi: I summon Jotaro Kujo from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged!
*Holy Diver starts playing*
Yugi: Go Jotaro! Attack with Star Platinum!
Jotaro: Star Platinum!!!!!!
Star Platinum: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!
*Noah life points go down and he fly away all bloody*
Yugi: Arrivederci Noah!
Yugi: I Summon Sailor Moon
Orson Welles and frozen peasOrson Welles and frozen peas3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there." Do you really mean that?
Yeah, so in other words, I'd-I'd start half a second lat...
Don't you think you really want to say "July" over the snow? Isn't that the fun of it?
It's-it-if you could-if you could make it almost when that shot disappears, it'll make much...
I think it's so nice that you see a snow covered field and say, 'Every July, peas grow there.' "We know a remote farm, in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there." We aren't even in the fields, you see.
Yeah, we aren't.
We're talking about 'em growing, and she's picked 'em.
On "in July."
I don't understand you then. When must, what must be over for July?
Um, when we get out of that snowy field.
But I was out. We were onto a can of peas, a big dish of peas when I said "in July".
Fucked up Wand of GamelonHere we go again. To French and back.Fucked up Wand of Gamelon5 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Fucked up Wand of Gamelon.
Zelda. Duc Onkled is subjected to the attacks by the bad forces of Ganon. I go in Gamelon to help it.
But father, which if something does arrive at you?
I will take Triforce of courage to protect me. If you do not have a news of me in month, send the bond.
Do not worry Zelda. Triforce of wisdom promises that the king will turn over without risk.
Enough. My veils of boat the morning. I wonder what is for the dinner.
Boy of Oh! I am so famished, I could eat a octorock!
*One month later*
Uh. A whole gone month, and always no word.
I am certain that it is well.
Ouais! No match of this Ganon old man for the king!
The bond, go in Gamelon and find my father.
Large! I cannot wait to bombard some dodongos!
You, Impa awake. We go in Gamelon.
Well, expensive. I will obtain Triforce of wisdom.
Oregon Trail: Every Game Ever.Oregon Trail. Probably the best computer game ever fabricated. It's pixels and midi-music warmed the heart. Of course, one could not just play Oregon Trail without following a set of rules; oh no, there were standards and regulations that had to be followed while blazing your way to the West Coast with your family.Oregon Trail: Every Game Ever.6 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
1) You had to be the banker. No exceptions.
2) Ford every river in order to save $5 on a ferry. No exceptions.
3) When leaving the Independence, buy only the bare minimums for everything, except for bullets. Buy as many bullets as possible. This is important.
4) Hunt as often as possible. Kill everything. Nothing is to be left behind alive, not even the squirrels. Kill them ALL. You are a pioneer. Your JOB is to rape the land as thoroughly as possible. Even though you can only carry back a few hundred pounds of meat, don't stop killing after one buffalo. This is an act of weakness, and your fellow pioneers will lose all respect for you for being so weak, and eventually sell
Why?Joe: I cant believe that this is happening to me. And of all the people, ME! Why me? Why me?!? Why did Terry have to fall in love with ME?!? Why doesnt he be normal and go fall in love with a girl? Just because I have long hair doesnt mean that Im a girl! Heck, Terry looks like a girl twenty times more than me, even though I DO have long hair! This is a nightmare!Why?6 years ago in Humor More Like This
BFM: Tell me about it.
Joe: Hello. Im Jou Tetsunosuke.
BFM: And Im Brave Fencer Musashi. Hi, Jou.
Joe: Nice to meet you!
BFM: You too, man!
BFM and Joe: *shake hands*
Joe: So, whats your problem?
BFM: My friend, SLM, got drunk, told me that he loved me and kissed me afterwards!
Joe: My kohai, Terry, just went to me when I was about to leave for Tsubakara City and told me that he loved me and now one of my sisters deranged friends has a puppet of me singing the If You Were Gay song to him! And you know what the worst part is?
Joe: Hes EIGHT years youn
The German in the English language"Dummkopf, clambering is volkssport! We've got best grosswetterlage this week, so you've got to get over your angst, stop schwitzing, put on your kutte and your kletterschuhs, and gemütlich abseil down this inselberg's echt cliffs for the bergfilm's gesamtkunstwerk, before I platz with anger! - Or I will help you with your entscheidungsproblem, punish you with berufsverbot, hire an ersatz doppelgänger and laugh with schadenfreude instead, while eating a bunch of bratherings."The German in the English language3 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Somanei: VirtueWhat then is it which makes people great, not in power, but in moral constitution? He crafted the message carefully, His mind slowly learning the artisan strokes and sculpting which the lean and beautiful expression of thought in the language of the realm demanded.Somanei: Virtue9 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The purity and potent fundamental nature of the question hung in the thick air, shimmering like the finest and clearest dews suspended upon the woven silk of the spider's web.
It is that moral constitution is equal parts wisdom and Virtue in intimate mix, came Her ethereal reply, its form cutting deftly the space between them. Though 'tis that wisdom itself springs forth in bloom from the rich soil of Virtue, and so it is upon this that the query finds its weight resting: What is Virtue?
Virtue is that jewel, of dazzling cut and exquisite clarity, which anyone of us might find within. It is, as prior I have duly mentioned, the path to wisdom. It is a conquest of nine peaks, on the most basic of descriptive scales.
For it is
Requested by CoreyAMurrayThe Proverb of The Fool of Quin'latRequested by CoreyAMurray1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Translated by knightswhodontsayni
"Long ago, a storm was heading for the city of Quin'lat.
"ben, jev ghoSlI'ta' QIn'lat vengvaD.
Everyone took protection within the walls, except one man who remained outside.
Hoch tlhapta' QanmoH vengDaq, le' was' loD ratlhta' Hur.
I went to him and asked what he was doing.
jIjaHta' ghaHvaD 'ej tlhob nuq ghaH vanglI'ta'.
'I am not afraid,' the man said.
'jIghIjmoHbe',' loD jangta'.
'I will not hide my face behind stone and mortar.
'jISo'Qo' qabwI' retlh nagh je nagh.
I will stand before the wind and make it respect me.'
jIQamrup SuSpa' 'ej vIraDrup vuv jIH.'
I honored his choice and went inside.
jIbatlhta' wIvDaj je jaHta' vengvaD.
The next day, the storm came, and the man was killed.
jaj retlh, jev ghoSta', 'ej loD HoHmoHta'.
The wind does not respect a fool.
SuS vuvbe' qoH.
Do not stand before the wind, Gowron."
QamQo' SuSpa', ghowron."
The Best Things I Learned From Video Games Warning: There will be spoilers!The Best Things I Learned From Video Games2 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
The Best Things I Learned from Video Games
1.Always trust hypodermic needles from vending machines. (Bioshock)
2. Giving a guard water will let me into a heavily guarded terrorist area. (Pokemon Red/Blue)
3. Sending a garden gnome into space is incredibly difficult And satisfying. (Half Life 2: Episode 2)
4. Sending two corrupt AI cores into space is incredibly easy And satisfying. (Portal 2)
5. The princess is always in another castle. (Super Mario 64)
6. The cake is always a lie. (Portal and Super Mario 64)
7. My grandfather will never remember my name. (Pokemon)
8. Suicide bombers are the best way to get revenge. (Angry Birds)
9. Duct tape will turn any two items into a viable weapon. (Dead Rising 2)
10. If I ever find myself able to do magic, I'm terminally ill. (Eternal Sonata)
11. Two inches of water can drown a hedgehog. (Sonic the Hedgehog)
12. I can get away with murder as long as I claim to be affected by toxin. (Final Fan
Skyrim Lyrical Interpretation -Read Description-Skyrim Theme Lyrical InterpretationSkyrim Lyrical Interpretation -Read Description-2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
FUS RO DAH!!!
He's the Lord,
Oh my God!
To the LULZ!
As the blood red gore spills from my ass, EPIC LULZ!
Have a sleepless party!
Come on guys,
It's the truth!
Have you lost your mind?
His sword's made of glass!
The smoke comes from his ass!
He is God, you guys!
LOL, LOL, LOL, YEAH!
LOL, LOL, LOL, YEAH!