-ma vie, the ruse: part 2--ma vie, the ruse: part 2-3 years ago in Humor More Like This
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Cecil Terwilliger, formerly of cell block 4, Springfield Penitentiary, was pleased to say he was not insane,
thank you very much. His life was (most of the time) perfectly normal. He had never tried to run for mayor on a
corrupted agenda. He had never married someone just to murder them, and he had never held the city ransom
with a nuclear weapon. No sir! Cecil was just about the nicest, most pleasant guy you'd ever want to meet.
It was his brother that was weird.
The red-haired Terwilliger sibling stooped down at their front door and retrieved the envelopes. As he
shuffled through the mail, he predicted that within them were bills, begs for subscriptions to trivial publications
about theories about a musician's surgically-enhanced nose, which rat-faced boy-band dropout would become the
next bubblegum pop sensation, or who Selma Bouvier was dating this week. His expressive onyx eyes blinked in
-ma vie, the ruse: part 3--ma vie, the ruse: part 3-3 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"So you're back," Cecil welcomed Robert home. "So proud of you, big brother."
"And you may imagine the..." -- Bob shuddered lightly -- "...'warm, fuzzy feeling' I got hearing you say that." His
voice was icy with sarcasm, as usual, but more tired than always. "How sweet. Think I need a root canal."
Cecil just stared at him with an air of boredom. "Ah, hush up." He then looked away from Bob, and cocked his head
to one side.
"I see you've brought company..."
"What...?" The expression on Bob's face turned to one of puzzlement, then to concern, and once he looked behind
him, to annoyance; for Katherine stood there casually.
"Ta-dah." she simply stated.
"You followed me?!" Bob inquired rather loudly, his hands almost automatically landing on his hips in annoyance.
It was throughout that evening that Bob an
UnknownUnknown5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Just for a note. I have no idea where this is going.
A soft groan. The rustle of a heavy blanket falling gracelessly to the floor. Another annoyed groan.
Although the blinds had been pulled down the night before, the brightly shining morning sun still filled the small room with any gap hat it could get though.
Blond spikes stood out sharply from the blood red sheets on the bed as the occupant rolled over onto his back to face the ceiling. He turned his head to the left for a moment to look at the alarm clock on the night stand. With an irritated sign, he pushes himself up onto his elbows, looking around him. Chaos. Complete, unruly Chaos. Boxes everywhere, who knew where anything was.
But this was his new life. No parents. No sisters. No support. And for once No Killer knowing where he was. Bart sat up and moved to get out of his bed, He hadn't realized how much there was to pulling one together until he actually had did it on his own. &
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
-ma vie, the ruse: part 1--ma vie, the ruse: part 1-3 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"Wow! Radioactive Man Vs. Wussycat: When The Claws Come Out!"
Bart Simpson gaped upon the comic book in the window of the Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop. "Man,
only a few of even the most elite comic book collectors own *that* one! Aah, how I admire their strength of
much moolah, their grace and bravery of their never begging their parents..."
Milhouse Van Houten loosened his fixed gaze upon the book, and shifted his glance to Bart. "Yeah, they're
known as the Wussies!"
Bart blinked at him puzzledly.
"Er..they're still trying to come up with a new club name."
After a few more minutes of worshipping, the admiring silence was disturbed by the hoarse, slightly-scratchy,
threatening voice of a certain bully. Oh, no.
"Hey, Four-Eyes!" Nelson Muntz called out, standing behind the two boys, and with two other boys behind him
in a rather 'bodyguard' fashion.
-ma vie, the ruse: part 4--ma vie, the ruse: part 4-3 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"Gck... l-let... go of me!"
Bob looked around, then tauntingly said:
"Oh, I don't see anyone else who'd want me to do that..."
The cold, sharp silver started to press into the thin skin on Bart's throat. Now helpless, Bart Simpson closed his
eyes and waited for the inevitable...
Just then, Bart wondered why things still looked so bright even when his eyes were shut tight. Upon opening
them, a car's bright headlights almost blinded him. Huh? he thought. "What the..."
"Police!" Chief Wiggum called out. "Hey, is everything all right out there?"
Chief Wiggum! Bart thought. The fear left his face, and immediately after that, a sadistic smile grew upon it.
He coolly answered Bob's earlier question: "I dunno, that cop over there might have something to say about it."
Bob's heart raced. Caught.
Wiggum shined a flashlight on Bob
The Great Mouse Detective OuttakesThe Great Mouse Detective Outtakes3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Director: Hey!?! Where is everyone!?!
Bartholomew: *runs by with a tray of refreshments* We're celebrating with a Wrap Party!
Director: What are ya talkin' about?! We've haven't even started yet!
Thugs: Oh Ratigan
You're the tops and that's that
Bartholomew: To Ratigan, the World's Greatest Rat! *hiccups*
Ratigan: *does a spit take*
Ratigan: *turns on Bartholomew* What was what was .I'm sorry, what was my line again?
Director: Let's try this again!
Thugs: Oh Ratigan
You're the tops and that's that
Bartholomew: To Ratigan, the
A Gargoyle's Promise: Part 1Five year old Sasha Marr, was sitting alone on her bed in her room with some blank pieces of paper along with her colored pencils. For half an hour, Sasha has been trying to draw the sun as it began to set down into Manhattan. She really wanted to draw something pretty for her father, who's been very busy with his work, and she knows that her father really like sunsets. But it's hard to draw the Sunset as it kept sinking down through the sky.A Gargoyle's Promise: Part 110 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dumb Sun, please stay in one place, so I can draw you for my Daddy.
As Sasha draws the finishing touches of her drawing, she heard instinct voices coming from outside her door. "Mr. Marr, your back home already? I thought you didn't come till 8" said Ms. Ross, the woman who lived next door and babysat Sasha when her father was working late. "Um yes, well..uh I was able to get out of work early but look..um here the money for watching Sasha and thanks...."
The voices start to move away, that Sasha didn't quite catch what they wer
Jeff x Jane Failed Dinner PartyHey guys War here. Just writing this fanfic because a plot bunny won't leave me alone until I write this. So here you go! :3Jeff x Jane Failed Dinner Party2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
And this is a AU where Jeff either doesn't or prolongs burning Jane...instead he will have a..."different" use for her.
*Timeskip because I don't want to go through Jane's story*
After Jane had fainted at the sight of Jeff's ghostly face, she awoke in the middle of the night wearing her long, black night gown that reaches to her knees. Probably my parents changed me to my sleep clothes while I fainted, Jane thought a little embarrassingly.
Jane went to look for her parents all over the house until she stopped her search. Then she remembered that they went to the dinner party at Jeff's house in celebration for his recovery.
She explored Jeff's house while Jeff was in the hospital. Everything was pretty typical for a house. TV, kitchen, dining room, bedrooms, etc.
The only difference about this house is that it's big...big enough to house 10 people but still small
Love Sick Fred- Chapter 1 (Drop Dead Fred Fanfic)Summary: Drop Dead Fred has been assigned to Natalie Bunce as her imaginary friend, but finds it a struggle since his memories of Lizzie aren't fading away. Quickly he begins to notice he's also losing his abilities as an imaginary friend the more he thinks of Lizzie or is around her. Is Fred being punished for kissing Lizzie before leaving her, is he sick, or something else? FredXLizzie pairing.Love Sick Fred- Chapter 1 (Drop Dead Fred Fanfic)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Author's Note: This takes place right where the movie left off. I love reviews and it encourages me to write faster. *hint hint*
**Disclaimer: I don't own Drop Dead Fred, but since he's imaginary and all, I really have no control over the fact of him wanting to come make up stories about himself in my head. The end.
-Links to Following Chapters: Two --
Oneshot: Puck's V-Day BetOneshot: Puck's V-Day Bet4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"So," Puck intoned in the most serious voice he could muster, raising his snowy eyebrows, "What exactly happened?"
Kristine Bauer suppressed a growl of irritation, tapping her nails slowly on the table her laptop was set up on. It was frustrating enough that the faery seemed to have decided it was his duty to annoy her ever since they met. It was infuriating that he was insisting on reading over her shoulder. And the fact he was propping his elbows deliberately up on her shoulders was only pushing her short temper to its last limit.
"Because from what I understand, this whole shebang was a delightful little mishap that turned into a chaotic, cross-country game of cat-and-mouse." the white-haired menace went on in a purr, examining his nails as though they were the most fascinating thing he'd ever seen.
"You would find that amusing. Look, I've told you about Cube's whole trip to Vegas thing, right?" she asked, carefully controlling her
Blood and Gold: Ch. 1Blood and Gold: Ch. 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
As dark storm clouds lingered on the horizon, two ships cut through the waters of the Caribbean, one in hot pursuit of the other. The H. M. S. Intrepid, one of Mousedom’s finest military vessels, cut through the waves smoothly as she sailed at full speed towards her target. The ship was a flurry of activity as the crew hurried about to do their tasks.
A young mouse by the name of Basil Brettman felt a thrill of excitement course through his veins. He knew a pirate ship when he saw one. He hadn’t been in the service for quite two years yet, but he already had plenty of experience dealing with them. An excellent swordsmouse, he’d proven himself within a month of joining, and quickly rose through the ranks. However, despite his skills, the one thing he seemed to have a problem with was following the strict rules and regulations. Added to the fact that he was a bit hot-headed and stubborn, and it wasn’t difficult to guess that he stayed in trouble
Prank gone wrong Chap 2 MatCMina stared up at the huge stone castle as Lucy parked the car at the bottom of the hill. Most people that saw the castle would usually get scared and stay as far away as possible but not the Harper sisters. Even though Mina was being blacked mailed she thought that a creepy, old castle would have many things to play with. As for Lucy she didn't care about the old rumors about how the castle is always the last place missing people are seen; she just wanted to scare Mina. Besides if someone really was in the castle killing teenagers, Lucy could always call the cop with her cellphone.Prank gone wrong Chap 2 MatC4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Get out of the car." Lucy ordered as she turned off the power and got out of the car. Mina unbuckled her seat belt and crawled out of the backseat to join her older sister outside.
"Why did you park down here? Now we have to walk up the hill." Mina complained as she stared up at the large hill. Lucy rolled her eyes as she walked ahead without her sister.
"If I had parked up the hill people would have known
Prank gone wrong Chap 1 MatC"I'm not going to do it. You can't make me!" Seven year old Mina Harper shouted at her teenaged sister Lucy. The blond teenaged girl smirked down at her younger, red headed sister.Prank gone wrong Chap 1 MatC4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was October twenty first and Lucy was wanting to play a prank on her little sister. Mina had been annoying her by going into her room without her permission and reading her diary. Her little sister had even gone as far as telling Bobby, Lucy's boyfriend, that Lucy watched My Little Pony, something that embarrassed Lucy beyond words. The teenager only watched that god forbidden show because Mina did and her father would force her to babysit every now and then.
Now Lucy was wanting revenge and the best thing she could think of was scaring the snot out of her. She would consider stealing some of her toys but then she'd probably get grounded a month without cellphone use. The worst Lucy figured she'd get out of scaring her sister was a scolding. Lucy thought that the best way to scare Mina was take her to the
Sweet as Candy - Chapter 1Sweet as Candy - Chapter 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
Sweet as Candy Chapter1
CRASH! The lightning outside shook the tall Erie Building. The rain was not helping the blond haired man's mood any. He let out a frustrated sigh and stood up. What little magic Oberon had left him was becoming restless and he was tired of not being able to use it whenever he wanted.
Sure, he loved being Owen Burnett; he loved being able to teach baby Alexander how to control his magic and he loved hanging out with David and Fox Xanatosthey were never boring.
However, he also wanted to be Puck occasionally. He missed sneaking out at night and playing tricks on unsuspecting people. He missed the wind brushing through his hair while he was flying.
alternate ending: thorLoki groaned and looked at where the portal had once been. He still felt heavy after his brother hit him with lightning and the afterblow of the bridge partially exploding.alternate ending: thor4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Thor walked to Loki. "You and I need to have a nice long heart-to-heart, brother, or should I say hand-to-bottom?"
He glared at him, indginantly.
He sat on the stairs and pulled his brother over his lap, taking his pants down.
"What are you doing!? Stop this!" he blushed and kicked. Thor laid his hammer on Loki's back and cracked his knuckles. He grunted and struggled to move his torso, unable to even arch his back to do the weight.
Thor brought his hand down hard on his butt, leaving a bright red handprint, "You have no idea how angry I am with you!" he brought the next one on his thigh.
He gasped. That was as bad as father! "Ah!" he gasped.
"You went too far with this trickery!" he began to spank him quickly.
"Owwwww!!" he kicked as well as he could.
He held his hands front and continued, spending ten m
Early MorningIt's a soft, early morning. River and the Doctor have stayed over at Amy and Rory's house. They decide to make everyone breakfast. But things get, distracting.Early Morning7 months ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
The stair creaked. The Doctor “eeped.”
“Shh, Sweetie, we don’t want to wake up Amy and Rory.” River laid a tender finger over his lips. His eyes big, he nodded. She waved him over to the stairs closer to the wall, where he was less likely to find a loose tread.
Really, it was amazing the man had survived this long.
They padded down the rest of the stairs in Amy and Rory’s house, heading for the kitchen. They had spent the night, at Amy and Rory’s urging. They all intended to go to the zoo later in the day, then to an amusement park.
“A real, normal, family outing,” Amy had declared, hands on her hips, defying either of them to deny her.
Of course they hadn’t.
But both the Doctor and River were early risers, and they had decided to start the day off right by makin
'IB'-Chapter Nineteen'IB'-Chapter Nineteen1 year ago in Horror More Like This
“I’m not crazy!!” Dib screamed, desperately trying to plead his case. “Let me go!!” The boy struggled to get free but to no avail.
The two nurses held firmly to the distressed and thrashing child. Another man wrapped the corpse of the dog in a blanket. "We'll have him buried in the pet cemetery." He stated to the boy, hoping it would ease his mind a bit.
The mention of the pet cemetery hardly calmed Dib, making him flail and scream more loudly. “NO! Don’t bury him there! Just give him back!” He looked to the doctor now in pure distress and agony. “I didn’t kill him I swear… Just let me go!”
"Okay, okay! Take it easy!" The man frowned with a guarded demeanor, not wanting to upset him further. "I'm sorry Dib, we'll just keep you overnight and study you. We aren’t saying that you killed the dog, we just want to make sure everything is working right in your brain." Dr.Gaul explained to him as sl
Mina and the Count -- Continued Story Chap 7Mina and the Count -- Continued Story Chap 73 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The morning came and Mina was actually ready for school she didn't know why, but she was just in a really good mood and the only person who could change that mood is her goofy older sister, Lucy.
Mina grabbed her backpack and started to go outside, waiting for the bus, and as she was waiting, she was looking at the Count's castle and she began to thought, 'Maybe I should go over to his castle maybe we can try to get the party started!' because Mina really wanted to have a party.
She thought and thought about it and even when she was in the bus she couldn't stop thinking.
Then one problem crashed into her mind: Igor.
When she accidentally bumped into him, he just threw her out and locked the doors!
First of all, what did Mina even do? She wasn't putting anyone into harm, sure she might've had the Count to come over and play some games or she'll go over there and he also came to the school but, seriously what was Mina doing wrong?
The Warners meet Oswald(unknown world)The Warners meet Oswald4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
WARNERS: (fall out of a portal)
YAKKO/WAKKO/DOT: (Flaining their limbs) AHH!!!!
SOLAR/LUNAR/ORBIT: (roll their eyes and catch them)
SOLAR: get jetpacks dammit. (lands)
YAKKO: where are we?
SOLAR: good question. (looks around) looks beautiful though.
(a black rabbit with a white face and blue shorts hops over)
???: are you rabbits?
SOLAR: (chuckles) we don't even know WHAT we are cause those three. (points to the warners) keep saying that they're the warner brothers and the warner sister.
???: (Face changes from suspicious to shocked) Yakko? Wakko? Dot? Solar?
SOLAR/YAKKO/WAKKO/DOT: (stare in shock) oswald?
OSWALD: (hugs them) IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE I SEEN YOU! (smiles)
SOLAR: (chuckles alittle) yeah. it's been some time buddy.
OSWALD: (lets go)
SOLAR: how did you know it was me even though i'm a hedgecat?
OSWALD: the scar, eye monitor and wrist blade gave it away.
YAKKO: (looking around) what is this place?
OSWALD: my home.
OSWALD: well sure.
Prank Gone Wrong chap 5 MatCMina was happy with the room she had picked to sleep in for the night, not that she actually planed to do much sleeping. The room was about twice the size of her own room, with a king size bed, a dusty desk, a filled bookcase and a few other decorations around the room. The double windows were covered with think rich, thick purple curtains while the bed spreed was the same. There were random pictures hanging on the wall and a door that opened up to a privet bedroom on the other side.Prank Gone Wrong chap 5 MatC3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Once she was changed into her pajamas and comfortable, Mina began to climb up on the big bed. Crawling to the center of the bed the layer of dust jumped up from Mina's weight and caused her to sneeze a few times. It was obvious that the bed hadn't been used in a very long time but it didn't bother the child. A bit of dust wouldn't stop Mina from having her fun.
Now that she was calm and comfortable sitting on the bed Mina began to study the object she had found in the suit of armor when she scared her sist
A Werewolfs Mate Ch.5I quickly walk through the woods, ignoring Perci's and Mariette'sA Werewolfs Mate Ch.52 years ago in Drama More Like This
calls. I knew they were going to catch me, but I didn't care. I just
ran away from a man that I was beginning to fancy more then ever. I'm
not even sure if fancy was the right word to describe for how I felt
for Wolff. All I knew was that he tried to hurt those that I care most
in my life. He nearly killed my brother, was attacking my best friend
and now wants me to humiliate my family name just to be with him. Yet,
I was daft enough to consider it.
"Sheila please! Talk to us!" Perci called after me, finally catching
me before I've gotten any closer to the manner.
"What the bloody hell are you even doing here Perci? You too Mariette,
you're suppose to be in Ireland." I mentioned, no longer walking. I
quickly wipe off any tears I had on my face.
"Look, I'll explain later, but what the hell was that back there?"
Perci questioned, making sure no one would see him or Mariette.
"That was nothing." I replied quickly.
Mina and the Count -- Continued Story Chap 17Mina and the Count -- Continued Story Chap 173 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Mina Harper, who is now twenty years old, she has her own car, she just doesn't have a job sadly, at least not yet she doesn't have one.
Lucy, luckily, has recoveredsomehowfrom those marks that were on her neck.
Mina will never know how Lucy got so lucky to survive that, but she did.
Mina still lives with her father, Lucy now lives with Bobby, but she still comes over to visit.
Mina was upstairs in her room, reading a book when she heard her father shout, "Mina! You've got mail!"
Mina closed her book, jumped up from her bed, and went downstairs. "Who's it from?" Mina asked, taking the letter from her father.
Mr. Harper shrugged. "There's no name on it, it just says that it's for you."
Mina only smiled. "It's fine father." Mina gave him a kiss on his cheek and went back upstairs.
Mina closed her door, sat on her bed, and began to open the letter and she smiled sooo much that she could have been the Cheshire Cat for Halloween if she wanted to be.
It was from