My friend Angelie is extremely lazy and cannot be bothered to write her own poem, and me, in my charitable state, decided to help her out. Actually, I didnt pay much attention to what had to be done, so if this is wrong: write your own!
I wanted to write something like this anyway- its sposed to be like the 10 Things I Hate About You one, although, I realise, that this can never be replaced.
Verse 1 Come one, come all come boys and girls, come ladies and gents to the funniest place in the world! If you want to torture your friends, then this is the place for you. 'Cause where else will you find, U-No-Poo?
Chorus We're Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, and we live for fun. Headless Hats and Portable Swamps, there's enough for everyone! Our mission in life is to annoy and amuse. So come on down and see Fred and George. Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes is a sure cure for the blues!
Verse 2 Extendable Ears? Excellent choice, my dear. Hey, don't leave yet, see what we have here. This just came in, I know you'll like it, at least I hope. Get revenge on your enemies with a Punching Telescope!
Verse 3 Come visit the shop any time; we're open twenty-four-seven. If you like to prank and joke, you'll be stepping into heaven. Our mum wasn't pleased, no, not one bit. But, honey, I'll tell you it was so worth it!
So be sure to stop in our little shop, I'm sure it'll make you smile. Buy some candy or a Love Potion. I'll make it worth your while.
"Stupefy!" Damn, she dodged it. I heard a voice from behind me. Low, dark, cruel. "Avada Kedavra!" Please not be Dolohov's voice. A sinking feeling inside me told me it was. I tried to focus myself back onto fighting my aunt but a nagging feeling inside me kept on reminding me that Remus has just died. Bellatrix's face was contorted into a mocking grin that confirmed my worst fear. I shot a few more spells at my aunt but the Great Hall felt like it was going to crash around me any moment now. I couldn't give up. I have to keep fighting. Teddy needs at least one of his parents. Suddenly, a flash of red light hit my chest. My heart felt as though it had stopped beating, but it wasn't painful. I was falling backwards and my life rushed through my eyes, specifically the last couple months I've gotten to be with Remus and Teddy. That was the best time of my life. The moment before I hit the ground I realized what had happened: she killed me. I only had one thought left. Teddy, your parents love you so much that even if we had a lifetime together, we wouldn't be able to fully express how much we care.
take the thoughts from my mind, strung along a line to dry like laundry; dripping with the saturation of ill sense. try to piece them together in a logical sequence and suffocate from the fumes of a decayed mind. breathe. watch your sanity implode. you're a recluse, and nonsense is your sanctuary.
Do you honestly think, that you will change my thinking? Do you honestly believe you can keep belittling me And treat me like your slave like you always did? Let's face it you only talked to me when you wanted something You can deny it as much as you want to, the fact is you still did. After a while you told me yourself right Did you think that I will just sit here take it forever Like a DOLL. That girl you knew is history. I will admit I wanted to give you the world That is no longer the case But this fake respect, the fake mask Is now more easy to spot than ever before I know am showing you the real me. It's Your turn.