100 Ways to Annoy Optimus Prime100 Ways to Annoy Optimus Prime:100 Ways to Annoy Optimus Prime2 years ago in Humor More Like This
1) Refer to Optimus by one of the youtube captions of his name (i.e, Optimist, Octopus Pine, etc.)
2) Run around screaming about how epic the Decepticons are; how they are unbeatable and have a vast amount of members. Add how there's a handful of Autoboob failures in retrospect.
3) Have tons of political extremists from any/all parties try to have "diplomatic" discussions in Optimus' presence.
4) Dress up as Megatron and begin the usual "One shall stand, one shall fall" speech.
5) Try driving Optimus when he's in his alt mode. Refuse to let him drive and continue attempting to do so, even if he corrects you.
6) Show Optimus all of the porn and smut based around his character. And all that MPreg. Lots and lots of Mpreg.
7) Ask stupid, ridiculous questions hundreds upon hundreds of time until he finally snaps at you to cut it out.
8) Endanger others. Anyone at all. Frequently.
9) Offer any version of OP other than Bayverse the idea of painting flam
Sparkling at the Door Ch. 2Sparkling at the Door Ch. 24 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Meanwhile back at the ship something really WAS happening. Inside the ship a small shadow emerged from a crevasse in the storage facility. Its bright blue optics lit up the room and the object clearly sees that the ship had landed.
"Where am I?" The object clearly appeared to have a feminine voice of that of a young sparkling; a very young sparkling.
"This doesn't look like Iacon." As the frightened sparkling said this, she removed herself from between the two crates she had hidden herself between.
"But I guess since I'm still on the ship, I won't know if I'm at Iacon or not." The sparkling very cautiously moved through the monstrously large hallways of the ship to find the door leading outside. But what was waiting for her outside? She only had one way to find out. As the sparkling brought herself into the light we could clearly see that she was a young femme sparkling about seven thousand vorns old with red and blue armor. She walked through the hallways a
An Autobot Christmas IIIAfter making sure that everyone was busy - which they were, it was almost Christmas - and seeing that there was no one to talk to, the youngling ventured out into the cold night air. Time temperature seemed to have passed quickly; what was evening not half an hour ago had become night, and what was thirty-five degrees had now turned into the mid twenties. However, this did not effect the Cybertronians what so ever; they were used to a variety of temperatures and sudden changes in the weather and time, so it was only natural for Bumblebee to sit outside against the looming walls of the bass unscathed, as humans dashed from place to place in excess amounts of clothing.An Autobot Christmas III4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Although it was snowing quite a lot, the white crystals making a blanket over the frozen solid ground, there were some holes in the clouds above, abling people to see through to the night sky and the billions of stars above. As best as he could, Bumblebee tried to guess out which on was Cybertron; his home. Often elders li
An Autobot Christmas XVIIIBumblebee looked so subtle in his sleep, weather it was forced upon him or not. The young bot was hooked up to a spark monitor and a tube of Engergon; he must have lost a lot of it - or at least enough of it - for Ratchet to hook him up to one of those up to someone. Where Bumblebee had gotten hit was quite obvious; Ratchet had been able to patch it up, however the new armor that he patched it up with was silver, and slightly scrappy; plus, it was dinted in slightly. But they would be able to fix that later; perhaps Sunstreaker would get him a new paint job or something for Christmas. Even if it wasn't himself, when it came right down to it, Sunny did not like bad paint jobs, and for those that he was close to - which was a very few in number - he would offer fixing their paint jobs or get them a new one.An Autobot Christmas XVIII4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Bumblebee just happened to be one of those few.
Optimus didn't know how long he stood at those doors, but finally he found his legs and feet, and willed them to move enough to start a
An Autobot Christmas VIIf anything, by the time they had gotten back, hell had arisen.An Autobot Christmas VI4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
There weren't all too stunned to see that the hanger in which WheelJack often conducted his little experiments Well, part of the Eastern wall had been blown off, to be precise. No one had been brutally injured, 'Jack merely scrapping both his hands enough to keep him out of work for some time. [And what a Christmas marical that was.] Luckily, he was the only one in the hanger at the time; Skidz and Mudflap had just gotten not ten Cybertronian feet from the hanger when they heard the explosion, and had managed to alert Ratchet and Ironhide quick enough before anyone else went to investigate.
By the time Sam, Mikalea, and 'Bee had arrived, they almost had everything cleaned up. Well, except for the better part of the heavy lifting and the hole in the wall replaced, but Ratchet forewarned that WheelJack wouldn't be using his lab for a long time, so there was no need to rush on fixing it. Merely cover up and/or store any
An Autobot Chirstmas IITwenty or So Minutes LaterAn Autobot Chirstmas II4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Tires screeched loudly down the concrete strip to the N.E.S.T Headquarters, Bumblebee overly excited to see his friends again. More so since it was to be their first Christmas together. The yellow and black Camero came to a screeching stop inside the open hanger, the large door open as it always was when someone was awake inside. Many faces stopped and turned at the sound of the car screeching to a stop, however, upon seeing who it was, went back to their business. However there were a few who were curious enough to stop and watch.
Sam had to admit, four months seemed like a long time; especially since he was missing out on some action. Slowly he opened the driver door and slunk his way out, grabbing the bag full of his items from the passenger seat. Making sure to close the door behind him, green optics looked around curiously; well there were some new faces. When he had called Lennox saying that he was coming, the Captain had told them that there wer
An Autobot Christmas VIt wasn't much later that Bumblebee had dropped off Sam at the mall to do his shopping that the boy called him, saying that Mikalea had called him wanting to be picked up to do a little shopping of her own. Reluctant to give up his nice clear parking spot for a slushy one when this one was taken, Bumblebee finally gave in and quietly drove to the work shop where the girl was currently spending her days with her father; while still having been out of prison for nearly a year or so now, he still needed to be watched every now and then, and reminded that anything even minor that he did could end up with a life sentence. And that was if he was lucky.An Autobot Christmas V4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The dark haired girl gave a holler and wave goodbye to her father the "crew" that worked at the car shop before trudging her way through slopped snow in work boots over to the yellow Camero. Bumblebee would have thought that she would have been freezing; wearing a tank top with a light jacket and jeans. Then again, that was basically the same
30 Ways Ratchet30 Ways Ratchet4 years ago in Humor More Like This
30 Ways to Make TFP Ratchet Angrier than He Already Is
1. Change the base's alarm tone to "Spy vs. Spy"
2. Put Gorilla Glue on the button to his comlink and watch as he presses his fingers to it.
4. Empty out a jar of frogs into his spare parts drawer.
5. Run around him in circles wearing a miner's hardhat.
6. Dig up the grounds in front of the base and claim you are mining for diamonds.
7. Hug him.
9. (If you are a male) Take a seat next to him as he is on break and slowly scoot next to him. Demurely stutter out that you "missed your last period" and that the both of you are pregnant. This works especially well if this is the first time you have seen or spoken to him that day.
10. Scream to him that "FOOTIE PAJAMAS CAN TALK!!" and perch on his head and refuse to relocate yourself.
11. Make moonshine and offer Optimus a generous glass.
12. Replace his energon with stagnant pond water.
13. Sing "Like a G6" and make multiple batches of "sizzurp
An Autobot Christmas XII"So you're saying we use Bumblebee as a distraction?"An Autobot Christmas XII4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Have him get close to Megatron?"
"So he can distract the Seekers away from the warlord?"
"And then while he's leading them off, we go in?"
"That's about how it is, yeah."
"Don't you think that your plan may be a little too, uh - what's the word? - dangerous for your charge?"
"Click Click Twitter Chirrup Warble Chirrup Warble Click!" 'Hey! I'm a grown mech! I can handle my self!'
"Well, yes," Optimus shrugged, shifting on his feet to spread them shoulder length apart as he again crossed him arms. "I just think that the job may be a little too dangerous for you. Why not get Jazz or Mirage to do it?"
"Because 'Bee can handle himself," Ironhide retorted before the young mech could say anything in response. "That, and you know you have to let him grow up sometime, Optimus."
"Yeah, but .," their leader starter, dropping his arms to his sides and straitening up sli
An Autobot Christmas XVThis Could Be the Real World NowAn Autobot Christmas XV4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I Don't Believe It
But I Can See the Truth
Welcome to the Real World Now
You're All I Carry
I Don't Mean To Poison You
You're The Only One Who Thinks It's Tragic
This Can Be the Real World Now
Uh No-Oh, Uh No-Oh
This Can Be The Real World Now
It was sudden when Mirage was shot backwards with an un-seeable force. At least that was what Optimus thought, when he saw the red-colored mech went flying back, crashing into the top of the already fallen building, the roof easily caving in beneath him and he fell through. Inferno gave a cry, and turned to help his fallen comrade, however a blur of silver tackled the other mech, and both went spiraling off the edge of the building and to the ground below; Optimus had enough glance to realize to be a seeker, however he couldn't see the face enough to tell which one it was.
There wasn't enough time to think about it; the sound of something crunching behind the Prime - since he had turned with a stunned frame
An Autobot Christmas VIIThere were a few more moments of silence between the two as Ratchet let it all sink in. Meanwhile, Bumblebee was thinking. The scout knew that he could trust the medic with anything; could talk to him with just about any like he could with Ironhide or Sam; however, like stated before, Sam could not help him with this issue, and he honestly didn't know how Ironhide would react to him crushing on their leader; for a while Bumblebee thought that 'Hide had a crush on him as well, although he didn't have the guts to ask him up front. He really didn't want to have his head blown off either way, weather he was right or wrong.An Autobot Christmas VII4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Optimus Prime?" Ratchet finally repeated for a third time as he leaned forward. Bumblebee gave yet another nod to show that he was right. After another moment, Ratchet nodded his head in what Bumblebee thought meant that he approved. "You know, I can kind of see your point?" he confessed, making the scout give him a look on confusion.
"Eh?" came the noise out of his voc
An Autobot Christmas IChristmas; a time for everyone to come together, the season of giving. Some humans say that this time was the birth of their savoir; others say that it simply is a tradition that has been passed down through many generations. Around Planet Earth, there are many forms of it, and many different ways in which people celebrate it. A very interesting holiday, to say the least. And for a kind like ours to be welcomed into this holiday, is what many would call a blessing. For one to be welcomed into a tradition in which one is not accustomed to .. We will learn in due time. But for the time being, we have learned to enjoy ourselves in what the humans call the festival of joy.An Autobot Christmas I4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Two Days Prior to Christmas Eve;
Samuel Witwicky sat quietly in the driver's seat of the yellow Camero, his thoughts obviously not with Earth right now. Bumblebee had noticed this even before they took off driving; Sam had dropped his keys several times while trying to unlock his car, Bee ending up ha
I'll Always Be There :Ch. 1:I'll Always Be There :Ch. 1:4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1: The Battle
When we are faced with decisions in our lives, we have to make a choice whether that choice is justified 'right' or 'wrong' by others is meaningless; as long as it's right by you. Our lives are precious considering we are only given one. So the question we are forced to ask ourselves is this; What are you going to do with your life now, if you know it will change your life in the future even if we don't know if that change is going to be good or bad?
Optimus stood at a stand-still facing his arch enemy Megatron, neither one of them giving in to the other's will.
The battle was fierce
The wounds were deep
But neither one would give in.
Charging his enemy Optimus bolted toward the mech that at one time he called a friend, but now now that was different. Both swords brought to the ready, Optimus cut into his enemy violently ripping the metal in front of hi
Let It GoA Chance To Change or Stay The SameLet It Go4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
One Night Without The Blame
That'll Never Go Away
Only You Can Make It Right
To Walk Away And Have No Fight
But Don't Ever Go Away
I'll Be Waiting
He knew why everyone was angry. Even to him it sounded like a strange idea at first, however a good one. Wasn't he capable? Wasn't he strong enough for the job? He thought he was. He thought that he could do it. Prime did asked for volunteers, didn't he? He did. Sure, he just basically got out of the med bay, and his vocal processor was broken beyond repair - so said Ratchet, who seemed gloomier about the idea of Bumblebee not having a voice than the youngling did - but that didn't mean he couldn't move around like he usually did? He was a strong 'bot. He was raised properly - or at least so he deemed, he rather liked his little "family", so he wasn't going to complain - and knew right from wrong and all of that. He knew how to fight, too; wasn't that why Ironhide had offered to train him? Because h
When Words Fail: Bubbly BubblyWhen Words Fail: Bubbly7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I've been awake for a while now
You've got me feelin' like a child now
'Cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tingles in a silly place
Bumblebee peeked over the edge of his crib at his caretaker, who was busy reading a datapad. Optimus was so engrossed in his reading; that he didnt notice a tiny yellow sparkling clicking quietly while he climbed out of his pale yellow crib and crawled over, teddy bear in tow.
He still hadnt taken notice when Bumblebee reached him and sat down next his right leg and by now, Bumblebee was tired of being ignored in favor of a datapad and w
Numa NumaJazz was probably one of his favorite care takers of all time; he would always run around with him and make him laugh. Most of all, Jazz would always play fun music for him to "dance" to; he couldn't necessarily walk, so often the silver mech would hold onto his servos and dance with him as such, sometimes picking him up and spinning him in the air, much to a few other's disapproval. The only thing that possibly stopped anyone from making Jazz stop such things was probably his shrieking laugh; the kind that made you turn your head and smile at it, just because it was coming from a child's mouth no matter what they were doing. Prowl, of course, was usually the one to disapprove of such games; especially when Jazz's usual place for taking the sparkling was his office, playing annoyingly loud music. Today, of course, was no different.Numa Numa4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It's Me, Your Duke
And I Made Something That's Real
To Show You How I Feel
It's Me, Picasso
I Will Paint My Words of Love
The Last YounglingThe Last Youngling6 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
The Last Youngling
"You have no idea where you come from?" The question came out of nowhere, the pair were caught in a relative calm silence, underneath the lone oak tree where they always sat, to watch the sun go down. Bumblebee immediately stiffened at the random question, of all things, he had not expected Sam to ask that. Only the mech's doorwings shuddered in the low breeze. Sam noticed the yellow mech's posture, frowning he looked up from his place on the mech's lap.
"Bee?" he questioned softly. He gently gazed up at his guardian with bright brown eyes, full of wonder and innocence, little did Sam know just how much his question had affected the yellow mech beside him. Bumblebee visibly sighed, his bright blue optics turned to gaze out over the horizon where the sun was now beginning to set, painting it's golden colours across the grass.
"No." Bumblebee rumbled softly, "I remember very little of my past, Sam." Aft
TFP: Shrouded... (Chapter XVII: Family Matters...)TFP: Shrouded... (Chapter XVII: Family Matters...)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Lauren had blown the shield generator, escaping Optimus's quarters, and sprinted to the bridge room, where Arcee was on guard duty, and did not see Lauren's fist coming. "Sorry, Arcee." She set the femme against the wall, and ran to the bridge controls, punching in the coordinates, and implanted a virus to erase the coordinates so no one could follow her, she was about to run through the bridge, when Rachet called to her.
She looked back.
"What have you done?!"
Lauren grimaced, "I'm so sorry, Rachet! I had to-I'm sorry!" She then jumped through, and drew a cannon and a blade in each had, prepared for anything. Behind her was her grandparent's house, and before her stood Knockout, "Took you long enough."
"Sorry-I had a few distractions," Lauren muttered.
"Well, I'm certain it proved to be a challenge," Knockout chuckled, "It's a shame humans are your weakness, Prime!"
"Uh-forgetting something, Knockout?" Lauren asked.
"No-nothing in fact," Knockout grinned, "Everything is goin
Sparkling at the Door Ch. 7Sparkling at the Door Ch. 74 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
*Author's Note: I do not own the song lightning crashes by live*
It had been only a mere few days and Optimus was already starting to fall for the sparkling but didn't show it. I mean come on, who wouldn't fall for a cute sparkling like that? As the days went by, StarChaser was soon accepted as one of their own but had yet to truly be taken as: OPTIMUS PRIME'S DAUGHTER.
Everyone was sitting in the recreation room. StarRacer had just gotten the hang of being an "earth kid". She had already been taught lots of things by none other than Sari and Bumblebee. She had learned how to do lots of things; play hockey, , baseball, soccer and her most favorite thing videogames. But the one thing she loved the most about Earth customs was music. She loved it all; hip-hop, rap, slow rock, heavy rock, country, indie, orchestra, alternative rock, the blues, jazz, everything. Often times you could find her in the rec. room listening to the music channel. Optimus didn't much care f
I'll Always Be There :Ch. 3:I'll Always Be There :Ch. 3:4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 3: Being Human
The sound of rain could be heard through the walls of the large building that Jackie lived in. Lightning flashed and thunder rolled. Shaking her head Jackie laughed playfully.
"So much for this being desert country."
Jackie's keys jingled as she unlocked the door. She shoved it open carrying groceries in her hand that she HAD been purchasing at the time when she saw Optimus in the busy intersection. She had offered him a place to sleep for the night but was going to be damned if he didn't at least earn his keep while he was here. On that note, he too was cautiously carrying a bag full of groceries as well.
As she opened the door a unique aroma wafted the air as Optimus entered the small apartment behind Jackie. The television was on with a young boy playing video games.
The apartment was small but sufficient.
The immediate room they entered was what Optimus guessed was what humans called a 'living-room'. Farther in through an open door
Sparkling at the Door Ch. 3Sparkling at the Door Ch. 34 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ratchet, Bumblebee, Prowl and Bulkhead stood at one edge of the room with the sparkling at the other. Sari had explained everything she had found out about the sparkling but had yet to find out how it got here or what it was doing. I mean what would a sparkling as young as her be doing on Earth rather than Cybertron?
Ratchet crosses his arms and gazes over at the sparkling on the floor. "Maybe instead of standing here talking about where she came from, we should ask her."
"Ok Ratchet, then go and ask her " Bumblebee looks to Ratchet. " if you can get her to talk."
"Oh, come on guys, cut her a break."Sari walks over to the others. "I mean how would you feel if you were in her position?"
"As much as that makes sense Sari, we don't exactly know her position." Prowl approaches Sari but with his gaze is set upon the sparkling. "Maybe someone should go get Prime."
"I'll do it." With that Bulkhead left the room to go to Prime's quarters.
As Bulkhead leaves, Bumblebee turn
TF AlterVerse: Story So Far...TF AlterVerse: Story So Far...6 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Transformers AlterVerse: The Story So Far
Cybertron. A world made of wholly metal, come to life. The population on its surface: a powerful race of sentient robots with the ability to change shape an ability born out a need to survive a need for disguise.
Cybertron. A world at war. Splitting into two major warring factions and many smaller ones, the Transformers are comprised of the heroic Autobots led by the determined Optimus Prime, and the (not so) evil Decepticons led by the charismatic Megatron.
Cybertron. After ages of fighting, the world is almost dead. The Great war, too brutal to be contained by one planet, has spread outward across the universe to many other races. The Great War raged on countless fronts, dragging thousands of other species into it, either out of survival, or for war. Of the most affected were the Seraphims and the Nebulans. Eventually, the war events on Cybertron were devastated to the point that
TFP: Shrouded... (Chapter XV: Confrontations...)TFP: Shrouded... (Chapter XV: Confrontations...)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Lauren was in the middle of shutdown regeneration, when Optimus checked on her. He then walked on to Rachet's lab, and over to the cranial lynk Rachet had built for his current form. Lauren was fine physically, but he needed to assess her mental and psychological condition.
Rachet walked in moments later, "Taking another trip, Optimus?"
"I am," Optimus replied, "Do you have time to monitor my own activity?"
"Always for something of this gravity," Rachet replied.
Optimus nodded, then sat down, and closed his optics.
He was in his natural form. Within their mind, linked by the matrix, Optimus was quick to assess Lauren's status. At first glance, she seemed fine, better than usual in fact. Some of her bookcases had been placed back up, and the books had been restored to their book cases, but Optimus felt inside how wrong everything was. Some of the lights had turned purple, and as he looked closer, some of the books had turned black.
"The autobots have abandoned you, and now you are
Sparkling at the Door Ch. 5Sparkling at the Door Ch. 54 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Meanwhile in the med lab it was no better. The sparkling sat alone on the berth still in tears while Ratchet and Sari talk quietly in the doorway.
"Ratchet, what do we do now?" Sari looks up at him unsure.
"Well, it would probably be wise to first calm the poor kid down. After that's done, I'll go try to talk some sense into Prime." Ratchet walked away from Sari and into the med lab over to the berth that the sparkling was sitting on. Ratchet grabbed the nearest cleaning towel and bent down next to the infant. She then looked up from the floor still crying.
"He doesn't want me here, does he?" The tears rolled down her cheeks harder.
Ratchet flattened the towel in his fist and began to wipe away the tears.
"Honestly kid, I don't know what he wants. But there's no use in leaking over it."
The little bot looks up at Ratchet confused but optics dry. "What do you mean?"
"I'll grant it kid that what he did or said wasn't very Autobot, but, you also have to understand that he's pro