The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Alice and Mad Hatter: Mad LoveThe White Queen hastily reached into her pocket and pulled out a bottle from it. It was a small bottle, rather skinny, containing a light, purple liquid. She handed it to Alice, giving her a sad smile.Alice and Mad Hatter: Mad Love5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Take it. You deserve it. You've EARNED it. You've saved us all."
Alice stared longingly at the bottle, knowing it would grant her the one wish that she desired the most if she was to drink the purple liquid bubbling inside of it. She took the bottle, held it up closely to her beautiful face, blinking at the sight. "If..." she said quietly. "If I drink this, will... Will it take me home...?" The White Queen nodded slowly. "If that is what you wish," she said, rather uncomfortably.
Alice stared at it some more, then, sighing, slowly twisted off the black lid that was keeping the liquid from spilling out, and tossed it aside. She heard gasps of surprise, shock, and even disappointment.
She slowly turned around, only to see each and every one of her friends staring longingly at her. "Please
Jingle NacellesChristmas on the Enterprise was both wonderful and strange... Wonderful because, well, it was Christmas... And strange, because of the air of secrets being kept...Jingle Nacelles4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ensign 'Mick' McInnis was usually the happiest of men during this season... He had been raised to honor this holiday, and kept to all the traditions his whole life... Just because he had been raised on Mars didn't make a difference, for his parents had seen to it that his boyhood holidays were happy and full of excitement... He loved this time of year, and tried his best to make everyone around him 'get the spirit'... But, this year, he would not be able to make it home to Mars, and it would be his very first Christmas to be separated from his family, and from Flynn... He remembered Christmas the year he was ten, how he had leaped down the stairs and attacked his presents... And how one rather large box hadn't been wrapped very well, the paper coming loose, and the strange noises coming from inside it.
Where The Wild Roses BloomShe sat in the dirt by the side o' the roadWhere The Wild Roses Bloom4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Alone and unwanted, unloved...
All because she had dared
To love a fair maid
With hair of fairest gold...
For a short sweet time the roses bloomed
And joy was theirs alone...
But when their love became well known
They were forced to leave the town...
They swore to stay together
Forever and a day...
But fever came from want of food
And stole her love away...
So, alone in grief, cast out by all
She sat and prayed for death
So she could join her golden love...
"Please,Lord, just stop me breath..."
She never saw the stranger
Till' he was very near...
He stopped and knelt beside her,
"Why do you weep,my dear?"
She told her tale, then waited
For angry words, or blows...
But with wondering eyes
She looked upon his face
And his eyes which fairly glowed...
He gently wiped the tears away
And spoke, so tenderly,
Of God's love for all,
And how none are cast away...
She listened and longed to believe
The gentle words the stranger spoke...
As he turned to
LGBTQ QUIZLGBTQ QUIZLGBTQ QUIZ3 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
Taken from ~RabidFangirlAppeared
1. How long have you known you are part of the LGBT community?
about a year and a half
2. Was it a struggle (emotionally) for you at the beginning?
3. How did you start to discover your sexuality? (Example, thoughts, feelings ex)
Thoughts and feelings
4. What part of the LGBT community do you belong to? (Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, ex)
I am 99% sure I am a lesbian, but I haven't had a girlfriend yet.
5. How long have you been out of the closet, or if your not, do you plan to be at some point?
my parents and sister have known for about 3 weeks. But my other siblings don't know
6. Does your parents/parent know, or will they ever know?
7. Did they take it well, or do you predict that they will take it well?
They took it excellently
8. Would you
a. Hold hands with your same gender partner in public?
b. Kiss them in public?
c. Introduce them as 'your girl/boyfriend' to family and friends that ha
Rhiannon Evans BiographyRhiannon Evans Biography9 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Full Name: Rhiannon Ann Elizabeth Evans.
Why was she named that: Named after her Grandmother ‘Ann Elizabeth Evans’.
Nicknames: Rhi (Most common nickname), Rhian, Evans, Blodyn (Welsh for ‘Flower’), Dami’s girl, Rhi-Ann, The Sidekick, Sweet Cheeks.
Age: Depends on the situation. Most common ages: 16 (Teenage/Young version of Rhiannon) and 26 (Adult version of Rhiannon where she has a family/job).
Date of birth: 28th of January.
Gender: Female (Obvious I know, but had to be said )
Nationality: 100% Welsh and always proud of it.
Languages she can speak: Welsh (Fluently, 1st language), English (Fluently, 2nd language), French (Some words, 3rd language).
Birthplace: Wales, UK.
Brought up/From: A little village in West Wales.
Other locations she’s lived in: Springfield, USA and New York, USA. She moved to Springfield when
5 seconds5 seconds to know you love me5 seconds5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
5 seconds to wish you well
5 seconds to hold you dearly
5 seconds to never tell
Every day with you is a moment
A week with you a day
A year with you is like a weekend
That's slow to fade to grey
I know my heart is breaking
Cause every second's fading
And soon, all the time in the world
Is 5 seconds
And seems so unfair
5 seconds left to see you
5 seconds left to need you
5 seconds left to show you
How much I really care
Tick tick tick
5 seconds left for you
The Winds of TimeShe moved towards the little buildingThe Winds of Time4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
And she hoped the chimes still hung
From the beam where she had placed them
To sing where once she'd sung...
So many years had come and gone
Since last she saw him there...
She wondered if now, when he saw her again,
He'd still think her as comely and fair...
She knew she would find him as ever he was,
Handsome and tall, full of grace...
But if changes there were, then happy she'd be
Just to gaze on his dear loving face...
For her love was unchanged through the years that had passed
Since the terrible night, long ago,
When he fought for her honor, and unwittingly killed
His own brother, who he challenged as foe...
When the helm was removed, and he saw what he'd done,
His heart near exploded in grief...
As he died in her arms, she took his short sword
And in death, found her own heart's release...
But instead of being together in death
Fate decreed them to separate places...
Ne'er to meet, save for once every two hundred years
Might they gaze upon e
Almost Perfect.Fifteen. Outgoing. Blonde hair. Blue eyes. Spotless, perfect, slightly tanned skin. Straight A student. Only barely reaching 100 pounds on an off day.Almost Perfect.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I'm so fat, she'd say to herself every morning in the mirror. Size 2 waistline. It wasn't good enough. She could do much better. She needed perfect.
"Oh, Brielle," her friends would say at lunch, disappointment clear on their faces. "Not eating again today?" School food was dripping with unhealthy grease and calories. The question would echo in the back of her head. Eat? I don't need to eat, look at me! Now, she barely heard it anymore. They were used to it.
Everyone was used to it. Her friends would joke about how she could probably get blown over by a big enough gust of wind, how she was too skinny. She laughed; her friends were too funny. One kid even said something about starving herself. Starve myself? Ridiculous! Can't they see how big I am? It's called a diet.
Early Morning Christmas EveIt's four am, my children sleep...Early Morning Christmas Eve4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
A solitary watch I keep,
And taking stock of all I see
Some revelations come to me...
We have no tree, no lights aglow,
There are no sprigs of mistletoe...
No wreath of holly,no candles bright
To shed some warmth on this long night...
No decorations green nor red,
Few blankets warm upon the bed...
No turkey roasting in the stove,
And holes galore adorn my gloves...
But this I know,and tell to you
I will not have a Christmas blue,
But warm and happy,filled with love...
A gift direct from Him above
Whose birth we celebrate today...
And whose low birth,in mangered hay
Gives hope to all,both rich and poor,
And sweetest peace forever more...
This is the gift I'd like to send
To all my family and friends
That they will come to see,like me,
This is the greatest gift,and free...
Hank's Last Will And Testament"This is ridiculous. Guys, I'm not doing this."Hank's Last Will And Testament4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Deimos and Sanford both exchanged glances, smirking. "It's so funny how he thinks he's going to win this," Deimos said cheerfully.
"Yeah. He almost has himself convinced."
"Do you really think the Higher Powers would even acknowledge this? Or even allow any need for this to happen?" Hank asked, struggling to keep his anger in check. Murdering his allies, he figured, would not be a great way to start out his morning.
"Something I've learned in this field of work, Hank, is to never be too sure about anything. Who's to say the Higher Powers won't suddenly turn on you? This is a necessary evil, I'm afraid," Sanford finished.
Hank sighed. "I still say it's ridiculous, but fine." He dragged the small laptop towards him and rested his bandaged fingers on the keyboard. "How do I do this?"
"Well, title it for one."
He grimaced, and started typing.
Deimos suddenly jerked the laptop away. "What's this?! 'My will?' The word 'will' is n
100 Theme Challenge: 58Kicking100 Theme Challenge: 583 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The feel of finding out you are pregnant is a wonderful thing. Knowing that you and a person you love are creating something even more special to bring in the world was just wonderful. Your mind wanders to thoughts of who and what the child is going to be like.
Korra was laid back on a recliner. She had just came back from the doctors and was relaxing after what seemed like a long day. She was reliving the past memories as she laid her hand on her somewhat swollen belly. She was about five months pregnant. At first she hated the morning sickness... well more like all the time sickness. She eventually got through it with the help of Mako.
Mako had gotten a well paying job that let him get nights and weekends off. A lot more people respected the city boy for the fact that he was one of the few that helped finished Amon off.
She had to go to the doctors by herself because of his job. Now she was just waiting for the love of her life to return home. She was driftin
Benson Goes Crazy And StuffBenson Goes Crazy and StuffBenson Goes Crazy And Stuff4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A "Regular Show" Fanfic
The blue jay and the raccoon were spending yet another afternoon ignoring their usual duties. While some days it's been wrestling a stuffed doll or playing video games, today they decided to be a little more daring and do something a little more audacious.
Mordecai and Rigby were going to just sit on the couch and stare at the blank TV in front of them; hands folded neatly on their laps, sitting up straight, backs against the furniture's cushions.
Just. Doing. Nothing.
"What are the two of you up to now?" The two young workers immediately recognized the voice (along with the sound of gumballs jingling around inside a jar) belonging to their boss, Benson. While they didn't move a single muscle to look, they figured he had walked in through the front door of the establishment, and could tell that he was slightly peeved.
"Nothing," they replied truthfully in unison.
A heavy sigh came from the gumball machine
Home Sweet HomeI'm told I have to sell our home,Home Sweet Home4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Give up the furniture,too...
I have to part with everything
But my memories of you...
I wish that you were here with me
To help me through this time...
With all the problems that I've had,
Life seems an uphill climb...
But, thought of you still comfort me,
And I feel that you are near,
And sometimes in the darkest night,
Your voice is what I hear...
Some other family will come,
And live where we did dwell...
And other feet walk where we walked,
Their shadows, where ours fell...
It hurts me so, to let it go,
But, when I'm feeling blue,
I think about His promise
Of a Heavenly Home, with you...
And it cheers me when I realize
That earthly woes will pass...
And soon I know I'll be with you,
Forever at home, at last.
MAKORRA: This One11Dazed .MAKORRA: This One113 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She was deeply dazed, almost tripping over her own feet as she walked down the small hall. As she safely made her way out of the hallway, and into the living room, she thought she had made it. But, a hard and cold object decided to intervene.
"Ow!" She shouted as she cursed at the pain she felt on her right toe and face.
"There's a wall there Honey. It's not good to walk in your sleep." He said from inside the kitchen.
She covered her injured face and felt her way around the wall. "Shut up, I'm tired." She then felt her way to the kitchen table and fell into one of the chairs. "It's your fault for scheduling an early doctor's appointment for me." She glared at her husband through her dark toned fingers.
"I know. And my apology for doing that was letting you sleep during the ultrasound and when we got home." He replied calmly as he walked over with a plate and mug. He laid them in front of his exhausted wife to reveal that he made her lunch and brewed some fresh tea.
Warriors Into The Wild Parody-PrologueTigerclaw: Oakheart, why are you here at Sunningrocks?Warriors Into The Wild Parody-Prologue2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Oakheart:I heard it was Redtail's birthday party.
Tigerclaw: Nobody invited you.
Oakheart: Too bad, cuz I made every cat in RiverClan come.
Tigerclaw: You may wanna get away from here Mousefur; Oakheart is angry.
Mousefur: awww...okay...but then i will miss all the fun.
Redtail: We might as well cancel the party. RiverClan is ruining it.
Tigerclaw: But it will ruin your special day!!!!!
Redtail: Whatever. I just don't want BLUESTAR to get involved. Let's leave.
Tigerclaw: Aww...but the party was just getting started...
Bluestar: Spottedleaf, how's Mousefur doing?
Spottedleaf: She has almost recovered completely from the dissapointment of missing the party.
Bluestar: Darn it. I was hoping she would die of sadness.
Spottedleaf: I cannot believe what Redtail did.
Bluestar: I know. He's such a party pooper. Got any messages from StarClan lately?
Bluestar: Like, seriously, what better things do dead cats have to
Makorra Week: Ever AfterDeeps breaths Korra. You can do this. You can marry the man of your dreams. Even though you're 5 minutes away from being wed. Nothing will go wrong. Sure, everybody is here. And I mean everybody, it's the Avatar's wedding..Makorra Week: Ever After3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Not helping." I said to myself as I took in a deep breath. I was currently in my room in the south pole. Everything was meant to be perfect, my dress, which looked stunning on me. My hair,makeup, Mako... Mako. Oh Mako. The night he proposed, he made it perfect. Ever since after Amon got defeated we had been together, after 5 years together he proposed. It was when we were in the earth kingdom. Since then we have been living in the south pole with my parents to plan the wedding.
Mako had proposed on out 5 year anniversary, we were having dinner, and then he got don on one knee. I tell everyone I didn't cry, but only him and I know that I did. I couldn't help it, I blame it on being a girl.
My hand went up to my neck, there was the necklace Mako had given me. It look
A Tiny Fall of SnowIt's only a little snow globe,A Tiny Fall of Snow4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Nothing fancy at all...
But when I shake it gently
The snow begins to fall...
I peer inside with wonder
As I did when just a child
And wished I could be there with them,
Sweet Mary meek and mild,
While loyal Joseph stands nearby
To keep Her safe from harm...
The tiny manger ready waits
To keep the Baby warm...
And in my mind I'm still that child
Who looked with enraptured gaze,
And in my heart I wish for you
His peace,through all your days...
Merry Christmas to my DA family, with love,
Loss"Ichigo? Son, please come out. It's dinner time. I made your favorite meal..."Loss3 years ago in Drama More Like This
The nine year old Ichigo didn't answer his worried father. He was sitting on the floor in front of his door so no one could get in.
Isshin tried anger next. "Ichigo Kurosaki! You unlock your door and let me in at once!"
Ichigo shifted in front of the door, wincing when the floor creaked under him, giving away his position to his father.
Isshin sighed and slid down to sit in front of the door. "Kiddo, I know you miss her... I miss your mother, your sisters miss her. Please stop this and come have something to eat. Please, Ichigo... You can't stay in there any longer. If you do, I'll have to put an intravenous drip in you. And I know you wouldn't want that."
Ichigo wiped tears harshly from his eyes, sniffling loudly. "Dad... I miss her... I want mom to come home!"
Isshin sighed, remembering this was how every day for the past three weeks went since Masaki's funeral happened. "Ichigo... She won't be back... I'm
Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 4,5,6Bluestar: AT LAST!!!! How did it happen and who should I congratulate?Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 4,5,62 years ago in Humor More Like This
Ravenpaw: (jumping up and down with happiness) The RiverClan cats did it! The one named Oakheart!
Greypaw: Wahhh!! Why? Redtail was my friend!!!!!
Firepaw: Seriously, Greypaw? Do you have to cry about everything?
Ravenpaw: Oakheart killed him because the party was lame!
Spottedleaf: Smart Oakheart...
Ravenpaw: It was SO AWESOME!!!!! (passes out)
Goldenflower: Oh no. Ravenpaw fainted.
Spottedleaf: He fainted due to extreme excitement.
Tigerclaw: (walks in with dead Redtail) Hey guys! What’s up?
Bluestar: How did Redtail die?
Tigerclaw: Oakheart killed him, but Oakheart died in the process.
Bluestar: Darn it...now Oakheart cannot become my evil sidekick. Oh, and now Redtail is in StarClan.
Firepaw: What is StarClan?
Spottedleaf: Creepy stalker ghost cats that watch us from the sky and give us prophecies about fire!
Tigerclaw: Who is that orange cat?
Firepaw: I am Firepaw, the awesomest cat in t
TheRigby - First session"Rigby."TheRigby - First session2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I'm sorry to wake you up, but we have just a few minutes left in our session, and it would be irresponsible of me not to try to help you."
"Look, dude, therapy is lame."
"Then why are you here?"
"Because this sofa is the comfiest thing ever."
"I mean, why did you come in the first place?"
"You know why, dude. My stupid boss said I need to go to counselling, or he's going to fire me."
"OK - why don't you tell me exactly why he's sent you here?"
"It was last week. We'd all just finished work and we were playing football. I hate football but I didn't want to look like a loser. But Muscle Man was being such a jerk. He kept stepping on me. On purpose!"
"Then what happened?"
"What do you think? I kicked him in the junk, but he just pushed me back onto the mud and stood on me again. I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to get out of there. He let me up, I ran off the field and everyone was laughing at me - even Mordecai and Pops."
"From my notes I see that Mordecai's you
:-Easy Target-:The October night was still young and now, at the park, the concert was now taking place. People rocking out everywhere, with drinks in hand, throwing their fists up in the air; it is a wonder if none of them started a mosh pit. The singers singing in the microphones and the strumming of guitars and the beating of the drums. Everyone was having a wonderful time. Benson was impressed of Skips and his plan and watched as the money poured in, literally.:-Easy Target-:3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Rigby would have attended, but he knew that Mordecai would be there, giving him death stares and having the look of him about to murder the raccoon. He decided to just stay in the house and play some video games, eat some snacks, and do whatever that would entertain him.
The raccoon sighed, "It sounds awesome out there..." At that moment, he thought to himself about how Mordecai and him would be rocking out to that concert. How they would be drinking cans and cans of soda and fist pumping in the air. He sighed one more time and continued t
100 Theme Challenge: 98 (Makorra)Wedding100 Theme Challenge: 98 (Makorra)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Korra opened her eyes upon hearing someone enter her chambers. Turning around, she spotted her mother with a smile upon both of their faces.
Today was the day she was going to marry the man of her dreams, Mako. They had been through the good and the bad, faced so many problems that, at times, made her believe they would never end up where they were now.
"You look beautiful, Korra."
Korra glanced back at herself in the mirror. Her dress was a turtle neck and sleeveless. The color seemed to have constructed multiple shades of blues with a spark of fire. The dress dropped past her feet followed by a short train to show off her fluid movement.
One could tell the dress was both designed from the Fire Nation and Water Tribe.
It had a light glint of sparkle to catch all eyes. Her hair was pulled back to a bun with strands that curled hugging her face. As for the make-up, not much was used, because that simply wasn't the Avata