Icabod CraneIcabod Crane6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It's a beautiful house,
It's a wonderful house,
You couldn't afford such a house
If you weren't a doctor
You couldn't afford cast iron gate after gate
A scrupulous challenge set up for the
World to crawl through
To arch of its moldy claw
For a snatch at your precious family of 8.
The Doctor Proudly Presents Pineapple Splendor,
That before our eyes, he chopped in a blender
With a quantities of cocunut cream
That flow from the bottle
Easy as his money
It's a soft fat addiction,
Social insecticide time
Is spent licking it off fingers
1 of your 6 children is nervous in things involving fame so it is better not to mention that soon her name will be brazenly tattooed on the pale-white arm of the media.
The wife's hand is carefully closed and folded in the batter while I am returning the marbled mumbles of 2 of your 6 children as they are sewing in vain, spilling more ruby beads on the leather
You're always in uniform
You're always on call
Proved by the haranguing
Of your cell phone's constan
ConfessionI confessConfession3 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
That I am not myself
I am the faceless waste of my influences
That I obey the media like a god
And society like a saint
That I am one of the crowd
I do what is expected
What is wanted and what is told
Even when I know it is wrong
That I cannot think
I am a walking machine
That has given up freedom and thought
For the sake of a simpler life
That I hate based on color
On sex and religion
Unless it is popular
To say I love instead
That I am a murderer
A thief and a scoundrel
I witnessed the greatest crimes of our time
And stood by in silent admiration
That I hated because they told me to
I killed because I wanted to
And lied because I could
But worse, I let others do the same
That I'd do anything they'd allow
And everything they'd want
That I prefer to hate myself
Then for them to hate me
All this I confess
U r Obsessed with Freddy if...1. You own every Nightmare on Elm Street movie, including Freddy vs JasonU r Obsessed with Freddy if...5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. you own a freddy glove
3. you have a nightmare on elm street belt
4. you have a nightmare on elm street t-shirt
5. you have a Freddy Krueger mask
6. you have a full Freddy krueger costume
7. you have a nightmare on elm street poster
8. you have a life size freddy poster-board
9. your favourite colours are red and green
10. you own a red and green stripped shirt
11. you have made your own freddy shirt
12. you sing the nightmare on elm street lullaby randomly
13. you randomly quote Freddy
14. you can quote the entire nightmare on elm street movie
15. you can quote the entire nightmare on elm street series
16. you make your friends watch a nightmare on elm street movies
17. you constantly think about freddy krueger
18. you have painted your nails red and green
19. your background on your computer is freddy krueger
20. your screen saver on your computer is freddy krueger
21. your background on your cell phone is f
Don'tFallAsleep:TheBeginning 1Don'tFallAsleep:TheBeginning 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a cool Saturday evening. The sky was turning fiery orange as the sun began to set behind the thick elm trees. The trees' branches appeared to be aflame as the setting sun's light shone through the orange Autumn leaves. Two young girls, four-year old Kathy and her friend Nancy, were playing a game of hide and seek in Kathy's front yard. Kathy was dressed in a pink dress with her light brown hair tied in ponytails on the sides of her head in red ribbons, while Nancy was in a white dress with her thick, wavy dark brown hair tied in a ponytail behind her head in a silk baby blue ribbon. Kathy was wearing her shiny red shoes while Nancy was walking around barefoot. She liked how the cold grass felt beneath her feet.
"Where is he Kathy?" Nancy asked.
"I don't know." Kathy answered.
They both went prowling around the yard for Kathy's father, but they couldn't find him anywhere. Nancy walked by the dark, withered old elm tree, and Nancy's father snuck out from behind the tree. He quickl
Tonight, He Comes For YouTonight, He Comes For You5 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
The sound of hooves,
Pounding the floor,
The smell of danger in the air,
The Headless Horseman is arriving,
Riding into town with his trusty mare.
He haunts the town of Sleepy Hollow,
Every night he collects a head,
One by one the villagers,
Sadly, are found dead.
He has no head himself,
There, a pumpkin sits instead,
The sounds of the horse,
Galloping into the night,
Feels the locals with dread.
The locals have to wait,
For a hero to save the day,
Little do they know,
That Icabod Crane is on his way.
But until that day unfortunately,
Sleepy Hollow has to endure,
The endless murders, sadness and fright,
That occur in this quaint quiet town at night.
The Horseman comes.
And tonight he comes for you.
Car Of DeathCar Of Death3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
On your way to school
He'll pick you up and say:
He needs help with lifting things
And will you come out and play?
Once you're in his car, my friend
He'll bash and bash your head
You'll never know what hit you
And that man's name is Ted and
He drives the car of death
He'll consume your last breath
Like a devil wearing smiles
He'll catch you by surprise x2
When you're down and within his grips
He'll drive you somewhere safe
Screams are shredding from your lips
But no one will catch your gaze
Once you're in his arms, dear girl
He'll kill you there at sight
When he is done with that
Well, how does he sleep at night and
He drives the car of death
He'll consume your last breath
Like a devil wearing smiles
He'll catch you by surprise x2
He's a big sensation
He says he's not guilty
Well, that a big contradiction
Car of death, car of death...
Present but with aberration
He'll make you the hot-topic of the nation
Car of death, car of death
Tad's 1st MatchTad's 1st Match3 years ago in Letters More Like This
Dear Vince McMahon & John Laurinaitis
Hello Vince McMahon, We Haven't Been Properly Introduced, My Name is Thaddeaus James Fox, But My Friends and Family Called Me Tad Fox, I Want to Have a Contract for WWE as a WWE Superstar, I Want to Have a Match, and Vince McMahon, Meet Me at 20445 Est Fairfield Rd, Bluford, IL, 62814, Jefferson County, That's Where I Am, So You Can Take Me to WWE to Let Me Have a Match, I'll Darn Guarantee That I'll Become the WWE CHAMPION!!!!!
(Ring) Name: Tad (The Warrior) Fox
Championship: WWE Championship
Opponent(s): Alberto Del Rio, Alex Riley, CM Punk, Goldberg, and Dolph Ziggler
PPV: No Way Out (2012)
Presented By: Diet Coke, & Pizza Hut.
Venue: IZOD Center
Location: East Rutherford, New Jersey
Entrance music: Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
Special guest referee: Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Special Ring Announcer: Mick Foley.
Special guest Commentator(s): Jim Ross, Tazz, and R-Truth.
Match Type: Six-man Alcatraz Prison Match
P.S I'm 16 Year
Silence of the Lambs reviewSilence of the Lambs review2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Ok, I,m gonna review three Hannibal Lecter movies; which are, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal and Manhunter. There will be no red dragon or Hannibal Rising, because I didn't see those films.
First is Silence of the Lambs, which came out in 1991. This movie is based on the novel of the same title by Thomas Harris. This is one of the few movies that actually goes by the book and does it very well.
This is a classic mind-fuckery film. Anthony Hopkins plays psychiatrist/cannibal Hannibal Lecter, who is now imprisoned for his crimes. Hopkins entire air time in the film is 16 minutes and in those minutes, he gives a superb performance. He gives a cold and mystifying atmosphere to the character, making his personality magnetic to the audience. Lecter has more class then other cinema serial killers, only eating people that he considers "rude".
Jodie Foster plays Clarice starling, an FBI trainee, who interviews Lecter to get info on another serial killer, Buffalo Bill. Her acting is also great,
Hannibal ReviewHannibal Review2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Next is Hannibal, made in 2001. Its a sequel to Silence of the Lambs and also a novel by Thomas Harris.
Now, this is going to be a short review because I believe Hannibal didn't have the "oomph" that its predecessor had.
Hopkins returns as Dr. Hannibal Lecter and hes awesome as usual. Julianne Moore replace Jodie Foster as Clarice. The movie takes place 10 years after the events of Silence of the Lambs. Lecters Last victim (played by Gary Oldman), a disfigured asshole who hurts little kids, wants to kill Lecter for revenge and uses Clarice to get to him.
This film is much "louder" then the last one. Expect way more blood, gory moments, gross out scenes and a weird thing with boars. The ending is different from the book, mainly because it was so controversial. Read it, so you could find out what I mean.
OK movie, but I wouldn't recommend it. The book is better.
The American Obesity ProblemThe American Obesity Problem3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
I have no face. There was a time when I may have owned one, but this is a fuzzy half-memory. In fact, it may be entirely an invention of fantasy. These days, regardless of my history, I know for a fact that I have no face. However, I have been granted a name: The American Obesity Problem. And I am growing in the United States. You may have seen me on television. You may have been witness to my disconcerting back cleavage and mystified by the seamless transition my legs make from my calves into my ankles. You probably saw my unsettlingly large, shelf-like behind as it strained against my tight Capri pants that I swore I would fit into someday and, when I didn't lose the weight, decided to wear anyway because, "If I spend more than $30 on pants I better damn well find a way to squeeze into them." You may have caught a glance of ponytail resting on my back, or a peek at several of my lower chins. But
CaptiveTears stream down my cheeksCaptive5 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
And screams echo in my head
I claw against the tight restraints
But nothing gives way in this hell
My captor comes to visit in the night
His touch sends a chill down my spine
He can't be real but here he stands
It takes my breath away to see his eyes
They shine in the darkness
A cold sweat breaks out on my forehead
I strain against the ropes that hold me
I cry out for help just like every night
No one is here to save me
Only this monster can hear my cries
He approaches in an inhuman way
Licking his lips he touches my neck
His skin is colder than ice
My cries turn into whimpers and soft sobs
He smiles and I glimpse his sharp teeth
"Don't be afraid." he whispers in my ear
"It will only hurt for a little while."
I know this already and he sinks in his teeth
Burying them deep in my veins
He takes my blood until I loose consciousness
He can't be real
Vampires don't exist
Freaks ReviewFreaks Review2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Tod Browning, who directed Dracula, made this film in 1932, loosely based on a short story called "Spurs", but more on his experience with the carnival. This movie ,sadly, killed Brownings career.
Its centers around actual carnival performers, actual people with deformities and their daily life around "normal" people. Some of the cast are conjoined twins, midgets, a human torso, a bearded lady, a woman with no arms and a man with no legs.
The story begins with a little person named Hans falls in love with a trapeze artist named Cleopatra. But shes only interested in his large inheritance and conspires to kill him with the aid of her lover, Hercules, the circus strongman. However, the freaks are onto them and exact a gruesome revenge.
I can see why this movie was so controversial. At first, it seems like a slander towards people with deformities. But, its actually more of a soap opera, with the normal people being the bad guys and the freaks being the good guys.
This movie wa
Kuroshitsuji : Yes, my ladyNotice! In this story, Ciel Phantomhive is a girl! ( to make it more interesting )Kuroshitsuji : Yes, my lady3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The early morning arrived and the butler silently opened the door to the chamber.
"It's morning, young lady." he said and opened the drapes, letting the sunlight float in.
He walked up to the bed and watched Ciel Phantomhive slowly open her eyes.
"Sebastian..?" she mumbled, still half asleep.
"Yes, young lady." Sebastian started preparing the tea. "For breakfast, I have prepared a minted potato salad, served with toast."
Ciel got out of bed and walked up to her closet. She chose a vermillion dress with pastel laces and a linen robe to wear underneath. She took of her nightgown, completely ignorant of Sebastian, and put on the robe and the dress. She then walked back to the bed, took the tea from her butler and turned around, allowing Sebastian to tie the behind of her dress.
"Today's plans, Sebastian." she said.
"Yes, young lady. After breakfast, madam Rodkin will visit regarding the ball next
Ulquiorra PoemAs the heart glows,Ulquiorra Poem3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hidden deep under flesh,
So the moon shines brightest
Behind the clouds.
Neither is visible,
Before these all-seeing eyes of mine.
That is why,
Try as I might
I cannot understand you...
ESPADA Anime Scenes PARODY 1ESPADA Anime Scenes PARODYESPADA Anime Scenes PARODY 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Scene 1: Ulquiorra and Ichigo meet face-to-face for the second time (prior to their first battle).
Ichigo: OMFG I GOTTA SAVE RUKIA NOWZ, I R ALMIGHTY PROTECTOR!! *starts briskly walking awayno hurry, ya know.*
Ulquiorra: Where are you going?
Ichigo: Oh, I forgot I left some doughnuts in the freezer and I'm gonna have some now WHAT DO YOU F*CKIN' THINK?!!
Ichigo: *stops* Oh, one question.
Ichigo: Why do you look so much like L from Deathnote?
Scene 2: Ulquiorra talks to Nnoitra. Only time in the whole show.
Nnoitra: Nothin'. Did pet-sama give you some sugar? *wink wink*
Ulquiorra: *stares blankly*
Nnoitra: You know...ACTION...*wink wink wink*
Ulquiorra: *keeps staring*
Nnoitra: *appears in front of Ulqui* DID YOU AND PET-SAMA HAVE HA
Sebastian Michealis - One ShotTake The Forbidden Fruit ; A Sebastian Michaelis One Shot.Sebastian Michealis - One Shot3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Why, hello, dearest readers. Welcome to my fabulous new novel of pleasure and pain.
I do so ever hope you enjoy this and the possible following chapters. What's that, you ask? A one shot with several parts? But of course.
I fully intend on continuing this story, expanding on it, if I recieve enough hits on this current one.
And so, without further ado, please enjoy. For what kind of writer would I be, if i could not satisfy the reader's lust?
But I do, however, feel confident that you wiill enjoy. After all, I am one hell of an author.
I'm sure that you've already put it together in your mind that angels and demons don't fall in love. It's really not that they can't, it's that they just don't. They truly dislike the opposite race, and this is just a no brainer. True, their heavenly father and demonic prince wouldn't be too keen on a precious angel and an important demon. But so far, there have been no problems to deal with, and
ESPADA Anime Scenes PARODY 7Scene 1: If the Espada hosted documentaries...ESPADA Anime Scenes PARODY 73 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ulquiorra: Goddoes he truly exist?...No he doesn't. Goodnight. *walks off*
Nnoitra: *walking in the desert in Hueco Mundo* And it was here, several months ago, that as me and Nelliel faced off for Round 2... Nelliel...shat herself.
Grimmjow: Catsare they truly badass? F*CK YES, GOODNIGHT!!
Szayel: 12:30 pm. Aizen does not expect the pleasant surprise of finding me in his bedroom butt-naked and tied to his bedposts...
Harribel: In today's episode of 'WOMEN TODAY', I will reveal the latest women's poll, in which they were asked: "Are men worth it?" ....99.9% said 'F*ck no!' and a very sad 1% said 'yes'. May God have mercy on her soul.
Scene 2: Yammy battles Yoriuchi and Uruhara in his and Ulqui's debut.
*Yammy is owned*
Ulquiorra: *thinking* *sigh* If you want something done properly, kill Yammy before you start.
Scene 3: Things you would never hear the Espada say...
Grimmjow: Hey, Kurosaki, would
It reviewIt review2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
IT was made in 1990 and is based on the novel by Stephen King.
Its about a group of kids that fight and defeat a demon that takes the shape of your worst fear, but mostly appears as a clown called Pennywise (played by Tim Curry). Years later, now as Adults, they have to fight it again.
Now, this movie had a good cast, like John Ritter and Richard Thomas. But, its Tim Curry who steals the show. His performance as Pennywise the clown has scared kids and adults shitless for years. Hell, my stepmother is afraid of clowns because of this movie. He is definitely one of the reasons why clowns are so scary now.
What I also like about this film was not only the scary moments, but the deep friendship of The Losers Club. It shows the care and love that they had together and how it bind all of them.
Now, this was a T.V. Movie, but it was one of the most famous of Stephen Kings adaptions of his books. It also changed a few details from the novel, but it didn't falter it. I assumed its be
TemptingGhostface paced around the house, bored out of his mind. Micheal had been ignoring him (again), Jason and Freddy were...well...you know...doing stuff. Nobody was really home to entertain him and Micheal would punt him out the window if he tried anything.Tempting2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"WHAT DO I DOOOOO!?" He wailed into the empty room. A stomp from upstairs gave him an answer: Shut. Up. Ghostface sighed and plopped onto the couch. What could a lonely bored Ghostface do on such a day that irritated him slightly?
Then came a sudden storm.
Ghostface yelped, running into the closet that had his name all over it (Quite literally, his name was scratched on the door via his knife) and locking the door behind him. He hugged his Micheal plush, terrified.
"I wish you were really here Mikey...not just your plush self." He murmured sadly, brushing the hair of the plush. The plush didn't respond but Ghostface didn't expect a response. If it did give one, Ghostface would run to the nearest mental institute. Or to Jason and Freddy
ESPADA Anime Scenes PARODY 3 Scene 1: Ulquiorra vs Ichigo (round 2)ESPADA Anime Scenes PARODY 33 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ulqui: *draws his sword, with a demonic voice* BACK OFF, BITCH, SHE'S MINE!!
Ichigo: Seriously, dude, ever heard of happy pills?
Ulqui: No, but I've heard of weed. Now that's one hell of a drug. I would know.
Ichigo: Looks like it had the emo effect on ya.
Ulqui: No shit, Sherlock.
Scene 2: Ulqui visits Orihime.
Ulqui: *dramatically* I AM MAKING MY GRAND ENTRANCE! BEHOLD MY SEXY GOODNESS! LOOK AT IT!! LOOK AT IIIIITT!!! YOU LIKE IT, DON'T YOU? YEAH, DAMN RIGHT! Guess whatYOU CAN'T HAVE IT!! HA!!!
Orihime: O.O;...I miss the zombie Ulqui...
Scene 3: Nnoitra talks to Ulqui (again).
Ulqui: Dude, seriously, don't you have anything better to do with your time?
Nnoitra: No. Why the hell else would I be wasting it talking to you?
Nnoitra: Thank you!
Scene 4: Mayuri vs Szayel.
Mayuri:...and the pain will last you a thousand years even though in reality it only takes up about one second of our wor