Icabod CraneIcabod Crane8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It's a beautiful house,
It's a wonderful house,
You couldn't afford such a house
If you weren't a doctor
You couldn't afford cast iron gate after gate
A scrupulous challenge set up for the
World to crawl through
To arch of its moldy claw
For a snatch at your precious family of 8.
The Doctor Proudly Presents Pineapple Splendor,
That before our eyes, he chopped in a blender
With a quantities of cocunut cream
That flow from the bottle
Easy as his money
It's a soft fat addiction,
Social insecticide time
Is spent licking it off fingers
1 of your 6 children is nervous in things involving fame so it is better not to mention that soon her name will be brazenly tattooed on the pale-white arm of the media.
The wife's hand is carefully closed and folded in the batter while I am returning the marbled mumbles of 2 of your 6 children as they are sewing in vain, spilling more ruby beads on the leather
You're always in uniform
You're always on call
Proved by the haranguing
Of your cell phone's constan
The Scarlet, 1The Scarlet, 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
The newspapers were incredibly depressing as of late. Every headline, every article, and every printed word seemed to only be about sad matters. Even just a glance at today's papers was enough to sink one's heart.
'Search For Missing Geniuses Officially Called Off!'
'Tax Hikes Expected To Rise By End Of Spring!'
'Second Riot In Downtown : Unrest In Poverty!'
Yet on this chilly February morning, the one selling the papers wasn't sad at all. The twenty-year old young man sitting on the edge of a marble fountain was all smiles as he exchanged papers for coins. He had read the news and understood the gravity of each situation but still continued to cheerily thank each customer he had. He was an unusual sight, a small mouse dressed in ratty and ragged brown clothes smiling brightly as he sold news that could bring strong men to tears. The clothes weren't enough to keep him warm since he shivered every so often but even that was not enough to dampen his spirits.
The reason for his att
Pirates Versus Privates : Versus Vampires,1"Oh, will you look at that! That piece of the chess board managed to escape."Pirates Versus Privates : Versus Vampires,14 years ago in Drama More Like This
"How annoying. Well, should we go look for it?"
"Hmmm no, I think this will be more fun. And who says we still can't play? I believe it's my turn."
Each and every book in the aging library had its own share of dust. When the castle had only one master, he had abandoned the books, finding no desire to read them in his strange loneliness. Now the master was going through them all, thumbing through them quickly and tossing the rejects over his shoulder. Every so often a whiff of dust would hit his nose, and he'd sneeze hard enough to be heard all over the castle. He could hear the laughter of ghosts at his sneezes, and although it was tempting to yell at them, there were more important matters at hand. The night was full, bright, and beautiful, with morning just a dream away and sixteen shelves of worthless books hadn't given him the answers he was seeking.
Number seventeen wasn't looking too pr
ATWC's CarnEvil part 1PrologueATWC's CarnEvil part 11 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
When the Moon is full and trees are bare -
Walk through the Cemetery if you dare.
Where skeletons rot and corpses fester -
Locate the tomb with the skull of a Jester
Feed him the token all shiny and new-
It is then that CarnEvil will return for YOU!
It was a dark and starry night in the town of Moonlight town as the Halloween spirit was all around the place. Near the locate town grave yard, the yearly ‘Ghost Tour’ was going on as a tractor pulling a wagon rode the pathway with the folks either scared or excited. Course, they had no idea what event would becoming to them…
Near the front of the grave yard, three figures had jumped the francs and jumped down, landing perfectly on their feet.
The first was a twenty year old woman with waist long brown hair with had a blue hair clip in it and a stream of hair that had purple and blue breads, black eyes, and was wearing white sleeve less top with a bit of a collar on it and a blue cross on it, a diamo
Pirates Versus Privates, OneThere is a significant difference between dreaming that you're drowning, and actually drowning. Nothing can simulate the fire burning in your lungs as your body screams for air, nor the weight you feel as more and more water seeps into your nostrils. It is a particularly painful and slow way to die.Pirates Versus Privates, One5 years ago in Romance More Like This
But she had no plans on dying. She had no plans on letting him die either. No matter what it took, she and he were going to survive, and she refused to believe otherwise. In the course of one year, a strength, a confidence, a will to defy death itself had built up within her, and it was now being put to the test. It was all thanks to him.
Him, and her, and the course of one year's time. To fully understand how this will was formed, the clock must be turned back one year, to when this all started.
She was a private. He was a pirate. This is how it all began.
Minerva Mouse woke up take gasping breathes of air, with eyes wide open, staring at the ceiling above her. Sh
Ghost Of Oswalds Past 1Ghost of Oswald's PastGhost Of Oswalds Past 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
1. The Devil Returns
The lab on Skull Island was a mess. Since the recent destruction of the Blotworx the Mad Doctor had made, the Wastelands was safe again.
" That cursed rabbit and mouse! If they hadn't interfered, I could have succeeded in my plans!" the toon man raged. He picked up some broken robot parts and threw them across the lab, to have it shatter on the stone walls.
" If I could have broken them down, I could have won. That mouse isn't scared of anything, nor is that rabbit. He-"
The Mad Doctor paused as his eyes landed upon a small newspaper clipping from years ago. It had been written by Oswald when he had first come to the Wasteland. It talked about a man named Mintz who was abusive to the rabbit after he was stolen from Walt when he left Paramount. It talked about how the man made Oswald perform or be sent into storage and never allowed out. And even after Oswald had done his performance, he was locked in a cage and left there for the whole night
U r Obsessed with Freddy if...1. You own every Nightmare on Elm Street movie, including Freddy vs JasonU r Obsessed with Freddy if...7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. you own a freddy glove
3. you have a nightmare on elm street belt
4. you have a nightmare on elm street t-shirt
5. you have a Freddy Krueger mask
6. you have a full Freddy krueger costume
7. you have a nightmare on elm street poster
8. you have a life size freddy poster-board
9. your favourite colours are red and green
10. you own a red and green stripped shirt
11. you have made your own freddy shirt
12. you sing the nightmare on elm street lullaby randomly
13. you randomly quote Freddy
14. you can quote the entire nightmare on elm street movie
15. you can quote the entire nightmare on elm street series
16. you make your friends watch a nightmare on elm street movies
17. you constantly think about freddy krueger
18. you have painted your nails red and green
19. your background on your computer is freddy krueger
20. your screen saver on your computer is freddy krueger
21. your background on your cell phone is f
TemptingGhostface paced around the house, bored out of his mind. Micheal had been ignoring him (again), Jason and Freddy were...well...you know...doing stuff. Nobody was really home to entertain him and Micheal would punt him out the window if he tried anything.Tempting4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"WHAT DO I DOOOOO!?" He wailed into the empty room. A stomp from upstairs gave him an answer: Shut. Up. Ghostface sighed and plopped onto the couch. What could a lonely bored Ghostface do on such a day that irritated him slightly?
Then came a sudden storm.
Ghostface yelped, running into the closet that had his name all over it (Quite literally, his name was scratched on the door via his knife) and locking the door behind him. He hugged his Micheal plush, terrified.
"I wish you were really here Mikey...not just your plush self." He murmured sadly, brushing the hair of the plush. The plush didn't respond but Ghostface didn't expect a response. If it did give one, Ghostface would run to the nearest mental institute. Or to Jason and Freddy
Don'tFallAsleep:TheBeginning 1Don'tFallAsleep:TheBeginning 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a cool Saturday evening. The sky was turning fiery orange as the sun began to set behind the thick elm trees. The trees' branches appeared to be aflame as the setting sun's light shone through the orange Autumn leaves. Two young girls, four-year old Kathy and her friend Nancy, were playing a game of hide and seek in Kathy's front yard. Kathy was dressed in a pink dress with her light brown hair tied in ponytails on the sides of her head in red ribbons, while Nancy was in a white dress with her thick, wavy dark brown hair tied in a ponytail behind her head in a silk baby blue ribbon. Kathy was wearing her shiny red shoes while Nancy was walking around barefoot. She liked how the cold grass felt beneath her feet.
"Where is he Kathy?" Nancy asked.
"I don't know." Kathy answered.
They both went prowling around the yard for Kathy's father, but they couldn't find him anywhere. Nancy walked by the dark, withered old elm tree, and Nancy's father snuck out from behind the tree. He quickl
(Un)Expecting - Chapter 1Chapter 1(Un)Expecting - Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Are you even sure that this is going to work?"
"Of course it will!" The Medic's response seemed a little too eager for the Spy and he couldn't help but feel a little intimidated by it. "Please, Herr Engineer and I have gone over the plans and fixed any possible flaws, so you'll be perfectly fine!"
The Frenchman rolled his eyes. "And I have to be used to test this because ?"
"Well, you and Herr Sniper are the only ones in a 100% confirmed relationship and this machine is meant to be able to"
Spy blocked out what was being said. He knew what the madman was talking about; he had come across some blueprints that were being developed by the Mann Brothers, which was intended to be used in order to extend their family line after all these years.
By making either one of them pregnant.
For him, as if things couldn't get worse, the Administrator APPROVED the Medic testing
CarnEvil MediEvilWhen the moon is full and trees are bare,CarnEvil MediEvil3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Walk through the cemetery if you dare.
Where skeletons rot and corpses fester,
Locate the tomb with the skull of a jester.
Feed him the token all shiny and new,
It is then that CarnEvil will return for YOU!
Greely Valley, Iowa
It was a full moon on a cold Halloween night, the trees were bare and no clouds were in sight. The rusty gates of the Greely Valley Cemetery opened up to a little hayride titled, “Spooky Sam's Ghost Tour”. In the cart were seven teenagers; five from the United Kingdom, two from around town. The five Brits were from Gallowmere, a quiet and humble county with it's rich history and paranormal attractions.
The first was Daniel Fortesq
Freaks ReviewFreaks Review4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Tod Browning, who directed Dracula, made this film in 1932, loosely based on a short story called "Spurs", but more on his experience with the carnival. This movie ,sadly, killed Brownings career.
Its centers around actual carnival performers, actual people with deformities and their daily life around "normal" people. Some of the cast are conjoined twins, midgets, a human torso, a bearded lady, a woman with no arms and a man with no legs.
The story begins with a little person named Hans falls in love with a trapeze artist named Cleopatra. But shes only interested in his large inheritance and conspires to kill him with the aid of her lover, Hercules, the circus strongman. However, the freaks are onto them and exact a gruesome revenge.
I can see why this movie was so controversial. At first, it seems like a slander towards people with deformities. But, its actually more of a soap opera, with the normal people being the bad guys and the freaks being the good guys.
This movie wa
Silence of the Lambs reviewSilence of the Lambs review4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Ok, I,m gonna review three Hannibal Lecter movies; which are, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal and Manhunter. There will be no red dragon or Hannibal Rising, because I didn't see those films.
First is Silence of the Lambs, which came out in 1991. This movie is based on the novel of the same title by Thomas Harris. This is one of the few movies that actually goes by the book and does it very well.
This is a classic mind-fuckery film. Anthony Hopkins plays psychiatrist/cannibal Hannibal Lecter, who is now imprisoned for his crimes. Hopkins entire air time in the film is 16 minutes and in those minutes, he gives a superb performance. He gives a cold and mystifying atmosphere to the character, making his personality magnetic to the audience. Lecter has more class then other cinema serial killers, only eating people that he considers "rude".
Jodie Foster plays Clarice starling, an FBI trainee, who interviews Lecter to get info on another serial killer, Buffalo Bill. Her acting is also great,
Hannibal ReviewHannibal Review4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Next is Hannibal, made in 2001. Its a sequel to Silence of the Lambs and also a novel by Thomas Harris.
Now, this is going to be a short review because I believe Hannibal didn't have the "oomph" that its predecessor had.
Hopkins returns as Dr. Hannibal Lecter and hes awesome as usual. Julianne Moore replace Jodie Foster as Clarice. The movie takes place 10 years after the events of Silence of the Lambs. Lecters Last victim (played by Gary Oldman), a disfigured asshole who hurts little kids, wants to kill Lecter for revenge and uses Clarice to get to him.
This film is much "louder" then the last one. Expect way more blood, gory moments, gross out scenes and a weird thing with boars. The ending is different from the book, mainly because it was so controversial. Read it, so you could find out what I mean.
OK movie, but I wouldn't recommend it. The book is better.
Poltergeist ReviewPoltergeist Review4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Poltergeist was made in 1982 and was directed by Tobe Hooper and produced by Steven Spielberg, who was also the screenwriter and came up with the story idea. The last time I saw this film I was 8 years old and some particular scenes stuck with me .Spielberg gives the creative energy and Hooper gives its dark element.
Its about a simple family living in a suburban neighborhood and are haunted by ghosts that are angry because it was built over a graveyard. They take an interest into 5 year old Carol Anne and then take her to their world. Now the parents are trying to get her back. Pretty much a ghost story.
There are two many memorable moments in the film. They are the subtle moments, like the white noise from the television set and the chairs stacking up. Then there are the "in your face" moments, such as the tree coming back to life and the scary clown.
The rumors that there was a curse on the set stemmed from the fact that they used real skeletons in the pool scene. Apparently, its ch
Shy! Creepy! Levi x Reader High School AU|HidingShy! Creepy! Levi x Reader High School AU|Hiding1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Shy! Creepy! Levi x Reader High School AU | Hiding
(From my iPod.)
(I may turn this into a series, if you guys REALLY want one. :3 Just ask! If I get some requests, I'll make a part two. And maybe a part three if you ask, and--you get it!)
(I apologize if I failed on the creepy personality. It's the first time that I've tried writing that, so...hope I didn't screw up too much! //sighs)
(Listen while you read! http://youtu.be/q-3X8brcVwM I know the song isn't about what this fanfiction focuses on, but I think it goes along nicely. Please enjoy!)
Levi rubbed the bridge of his nose in frustration. Currently, he was sitting in the middle of science class, wishing for time to go by faster. He looked to the clock once again, only to see that a minute--not even a minute, maybe forty seconds--had gone by.
He let out a loud groan, causing the entire class to turn around and look at him. The teacher
(Un)Expecting - Chapter 9Chapter 9(Un)Expecting - Chapter 93 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Spy and Sniper bolted up, sitting in the bed they were sharing. After yesterday, Sniper had a hard time leaving the Frenchman alone since he they found that they were going to have a baby girl and because of that, they shared the Spy’s room for the night. “What’s going on!?” The Frenchman shouted, grabbing a knife from his bedside table.
Medic stood at the door and looked incredibly flustered. He held a scrunched up letter in his left hand, his gloves tightened over his clenched fist. “Ah… Guten Morgen Herr Sniper… Herr Spy.” He started quietly, his tone trembling. “Did I… interrupt anything?”
“Nah, just a pleasant dream of gutting the BLU Spy.” Sniper stated, reaching for his shades, leaning over the Spy’s stomach in the process (And ignoring the disapproving glare from the Frenchman). “What is it?” Spy only grumbled something under his breath and
Tad's 1st MatchTad's 1st Match5 years ago in Letters More Like This
Dear Vince McMahon & John Laurinaitis
Hello Vince McMahon, We Haven't Been Properly Introduced, My Name is Thaddeaus James Fox, But My Friends and Family Called Me Tad Fox, I Want to Have a Contract for WWE as a WWE Superstar, I Want to Have a Match, and Vince McMahon, Meet Me at 20445 Est Fairfield Rd, Bluford, IL, 62814, Jefferson County, That's Where I Am, So You Can Take Me to WWE to Let Me Have a Match, I'll Darn Guarantee That I'll Become the WWE CHAMPION!!!!!
(Ring) Name: Tad (The Warrior) Fox
Championship: WWE Championship
Opponent(s): Alberto Del Rio, Alex Riley, CM Punk, Goldberg, and Dolph Ziggler
PPV: No Way Out (2012)
Presented By: Diet Coke, & Pizza Hut.
Venue: IZOD Center
Location: East Rutherford, New Jersey
Entrance music: Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
Special guest referee: Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Special Ring Announcer: Mick Foley.
Special guest Commentator(s): Jim Ross, Tazz, and R-Truth.
Match Type: Six-man Alcatraz Prison Match
P.S I'm 16 Year
Disney Brothers Adventure cap 1 engDISNEY BROTHERS ADVENTUREDisney Brothers Adventure cap 1 eng4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter1: "time to be hero"
It all started a few months ago, the city of Toontown lived in peace.
After that many characters forgotten they returned to their homes in the city, so no one realized that even the bad guys made their return, the Mad Doctor: mad scientist by a higher intelligence for engineering and robotics, has returned to the normal world with the sole purpose in which it was drawn, to conquer the world with his diabolical machines.
After he built his fleet and robotic army, the scientist was ready for his surprise attack on Toontown, his machines swooping from the sky ready to attack and destroy everything.
The man grins happily in his machine, high enough to see the devastation that his creations are causing
"NYAH-AH-AAH! now I can finally finish my projects, you have done wrong to bring back many forgotten characters, now ALL THIS WORLD will be MINE!!!"
but suddenly something catches the attention of the scientist, an e
Life With Slashers-Chapter 1:ProlougeLife With Slashers-Chapter 1:Prolouge4 years ago in Humor More Like This
The young Stray ran through the woods in a frenzy, blood dripping down her muzzle as rain spit in her face. Wind blew harshly, leaves and debris smacking her in the face. Tears stung her eyes, as her paws stomped through mud and muck.
'What have I done?' She mused in her mind, her sight now blurry. Pausing, she stopped, standing in the middle of nowhere. 'I..I'm a murderer." She licked her teeth, tasting the blood coating them. 'Is it wrong that I feel nothing?' She contemplated mentally, looking about. The mood gave little light, but up ahead she could see what looked like a suburban home. And up ahead, a rather large house, that looked like one of those overly fancy cabin's rich people owned that she had seen on television.
"Hunters?" She said aloud, but knew if she could find a shed or someplace to stay, they wouldn't see her as a bloody murderer or animal. Starting to run again, her paw prints turned to foot prints, as her paws turned to bare pale feet.
RULES OF A HORROR FILMRULES OF A (new) HORROR FILM:RULES OF A HORROR FILM5 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
1. Never say "I'll be right back." Saying so is a mark for death.
2. Whenever someone leaves, never tell them to "be careful." (an extension of #1)
3. If the killer's identity is a mystery, it is never the obvious suspect.
4. Never be alone, especially in a dark/isolated area.
5. There is at least 1 or more "Janet Leigh" characters.
6. If the killer has any dialogue, it is even more disturbing, even perverted if possible.
7. The kills are rarely instantaneous; it takes a lot for the victims to actually die. The killer may even torture their victims.
8. Just because someone is down does not mean that they are dead.
9. Any "strange noises" are usually innocent, being an animal, the wind, or another character, etcetera.
10. Victims can be hit anywhere in the body; guys will typically receive damage to the privates in some way.
11. The defeat of the killer will typically be a girl. If not a girl then it will be a team effort, being a boy and a girl, but it is
The Houses of the Edain THE HOUSE OF BEORThe Houses of the Edain8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The 1st House of the Edain
The first of the Edain to enter Beleriand
First discovered by Finrod
Greatly loved by the Noldor
Dark haired and grey eyed
Famous for their love of learning
Estolad Year 311-355 1st Age of the Sun
Dorthonian Year 355-455 1st Age of the Sun
Dor-lomin Year 455-472 1st Age of the