PetrichorFor the first time in his life, Jonathan Crane wished he had a more extensive knowledge of the inner machinations of automobiles. His car was old, and the engine was making strange noises, and it wobbled slightly as he drove; although that may have been more due to the mud on the dirt road than anything. It always rained at the worst times here.Well, not that there were good times in Gotham, but it always rained when he had things that needed to be done.Petrichor2 years ago in Romance More Like This
The rhythmic, soft thump of windshield wipers over the muted drone of rain on the car was calming him against his will. He squeezed the steering wheel intermittently, every once in a while slowing down and easing closer to the side of the road. Damn headlights didn't work for shit, either. Or maybe it was just the pollution in the air. Either way, he'd been driving for at least five minutes and he hadn't found--
Scratch that. There she was.
She was sitting in a heap slightly off the road. Her pale skin and red hair made him think of a
Icabod CraneIcabod Crane7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It's a beautiful house,
It's a wonderful house,
You couldn't afford such a house
If you weren't a doctor
You couldn't afford cast iron gate after gate
A scrupulous challenge set up for the
World to crawl through
To arch of its moldy claw
For a snatch at your precious family of 8.
The Doctor Proudly Presents Pineapple Splendor,
That before our eyes, he chopped in a blender
With a quantities of cocunut cream
That flow from the bottle
Easy as his money
It's a soft fat addiction,
Social insecticide time
Is spent licking it off fingers
1 of your 6 children is nervous in things involving fame so it is better not to mention that soon her name will be brazenly tattooed on the pale-white arm of the media.
The wife's hand is carefully closed and folded in the batter while I am returning the marbled mumbles of 2 of your 6 children as they are sewing in vain, spilling more ruby beads on the leather
You're always in uniform
You're always on call
Proved by the haranguing
Of your cell phone's constan
U r Obsessed with Freddy if...1. You own every Nightmare on Elm Street movie, including Freddy vs JasonU r Obsessed with Freddy if...6 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. you own a freddy glove
3. you have a nightmare on elm street belt
4. you have a nightmare on elm street t-shirt
5. you have a Freddy Krueger mask
6. you have a full Freddy krueger costume
7. you have a nightmare on elm street poster
8. you have a life size freddy poster-board
9. your favourite colours are red and green
10. you own a red and green stripped shirt
11. you have made your own freddy shirt
12. you sing the nightmare on elm street lullaby randomly
13. you randomly quote Freddy
14. you can quote the entire nightmare on elm street movie
15. you can quote the entire nightmare on elm street series
16. you make your friends watch a nightmare on elm street movies
17. you constantly think about freddy krueger
18. you have painted your nails red and green
19. your background on your computer is freddy krueger
20. your screen saver on your computer is freddy krueger
21. your background on your cell phone is f
Eye of Michael MyersDarkness. Pain. Distant, distant voices. Police siren. And madness. That one feeling, who accompanied him for years. Untamed, overwhelming madness. His every nerve was screaming in pain and madness. He saw nothing, except the red mist of madness and pain obscuring his eyes. He knew, that here, a short way off was Dr Sam Loomis, his "doctor". He wanted to get up, but he couldn't.Eye of Michael Myers4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He has just been shot by a doctor. He should not continue to live. But he was still alive. He didn't know, why, he didn't care.
He was lying on the ground in the bushes, at the forest edge. Just lying, like abandoned toy. He didn't have enough strength to get up. He was dying.
When he opened his eyes again, he noticed, that he is not alone. Someone was kneeling beside him. He blinked and weakly raised his head.
It was a strange young lady. She was looking at him anxiously.
-What happened to you? asked a lady, after a while do you need some help?
Michael wheezed in pain and didn't answer. He never
(Un)Expecting - Chapter 1Chapter 1(Un)Expecting - Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Are you even sure that this is going to work?"
"Of course it will!" The Medic's response seemed a little too eager for the Spy and he couldn't help but feel a little intimidated by it. "Please, Herr Engineer and I have gone over the plans and fixed any possible flaws, so you'll be perfectly fine!"
The Frenchman rolled his eyes. "And I have to be used to test this because ?"
"Well, you and Herr Sniper are the only ones in a 100% confirmed relationship and this machine is meant to be able to"
Spy blocked out what was being said. He knew what the madman was talking about; he had come across some blueprints that were being developed by the Mann Brothers, which was intended to be used in order to extend their family line after all these years.
By making either one of them pregnant.
For him, as if things couldn't get worse, the Administrator APPROVED the Medic testing
(Un)Expecting - Chapter 9Chapter 9(Un)Expecting - Chapter 92 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Spy and Sniper bolted up, sitting in the bed they were sharing. After yesterday, Sniper had a hard time leaving the Frenchman alone since he they found that they were going to have a baby girl and because of that, they shared the Spy’s room for the night. “What’s going on!?” The Frenchman shouted, grabbing a knife from his bedside table.
Medic stood at the door and looked incredibly flustered. He held a scrunched up letter in his left hand, his gloves tightened over his clenched fist. “Ah… Guten Morgen Herr Sniper… Herr Spy.” He started quietly, his tone trembling. “Did I… interrupt anything?”
“Nah, just a pleasant dream of gutting the BLU Spy.” Sniper stated, reaching for his shades, leaning over the Spy’s stomach in the process (And ignoring the disapproving glare from the Frenchman). “What is it?” Spy only grumbled something under his breath and
Hannibal ReviewHannibal Review3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Next is Hannibal, made in 2001. Its a sequel to Silence of the Lambs and also a novel by Thomas Harris.
Now, this is going to be a short review because I believe Hannibal didn't have the "oomph" that its predecessor had.
Hopkins returns as Dr. Hannibal Lecter and hes awesome as usual. Julianne Moore replace Jodie Foster as Clarice. The movie takes place 10 years after the events of Silence of the Lambs. Lecters Last victim (played by Gary Oldman), a disfigured asshole who hurts little kids, wants to kill Lecter for revenge and uses Clarice to get to him.
This film is much "louder" then the last one. Expect way more blood, gory moments, gross out scenes and a weird thing with boars. The ending is different from the book, mainly because it was so controversial. Read it, so you could find out what I mean.
OK movie, but I wouldn't recommend it. The book is better.
The Houses of the Edain THE HOUSE OF BEORThe Houses of the Edain7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The 1st House of the Edain
The first of the Edain to enter Beleriand
First discovered by Finrod
Greatly loved by the Noldor
Dark haired and grey eyed
Famous for their love of learning
Estolad Year 311-355 1st Age of the Sun
Dorthonian Year 355-455 1st Age of the Sun
Dor-lomin Year 455-472 1st Age of the
Don'tFallAsleep:TheBeginning 1Don'tFallAsleep:TheBeginning 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a cool Saturday evening. The sky was turning fiery orange as the sun began to set behind the thick elm trees. The trees' branches appeared to be aflame as the setting sun's light shone through the orange Autumn leaves. Two young girls, four-year old Kathy and her friend Nancy, were playing a game of hide and seek in Kathy's front yard. Kathy was dressed in a pink dress with her light brown hair tied in ponytails on the sides of her head in red ribbons, while Nancy was in a white dress with her thick, wavy dark brown hair tied in a ponytail behind her head in a silk baby blue ribbon. Kathy was wearing her shiny red shoes while Nancy was walking around barefoot. She liked how the cold grass felt beneath her feet.
"Where is he Kathy?" Nancy asked.
"I don't know." Kathy answered.
They both went prowling around the yard for Kathy's father, but they couldn't find him anywhere. Nancy walked by the dark, withered old elm tree, and Nancy's father snuck out from behind the tree. He quickl
NiGHTMARE ch 2After school, Nancy walked herself home, her Converses slapping along the concrete sidewalk, her backpack slung over her shoulder, and her earbuds plugged into her ears, blaring hard rock music from her MP3 into her eardrums. Her head bobbed along with the music and her lips silently moved in synch with the lyrics. Even her footsteps seem to follow the rhythm.NiGHTMARE ch 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
As Nancy walked up to her house, she could hear her father's voice shouting angrily from inside, even over the loud music. Oh no, what is it now? she wondered. She quietly stepped through the door and closed it behind her and tip-toed through the living room into the kitchen from where she heard her father's voice yelling, "Don't you give me that bullshit! We agreed that you would be taking her on weekends!"
Nancy peeked around the doorframe and saw her father, still dressed in his dark purple police uniform. His back was turned to her as he continued to shout into the phone, slamming his fist against the counter. "You have a res
Poltergeist ReviewPoltergeist Review3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Poltergeist was made in 1982 and was directed by Tobe Hooper and produced by Steven Spielberg, who was also the screenwriter and came up with the story idea. The last time I saw this film I was 8 years old and some particular scenes stuck with me .Spielberg gives the creative energy and Hooper gives its dark element.
Its about a simple family living in a suburban neighborhood and are haunted by ghosts that are angry because it was built over a graveyard. They take an interest into 5 year old Carol Anne and then take her to their world. Now the parents are trying to get her back. Pretty much a ghost story.
There are two many memorable moments in the film. They are the subtle moments, like the white noise from the television set and the chairs stacking up. Then there are the "in your face" moments, such as the tree coming back to life and the scary clown.
The rumors that there was a curse on the set stemmed from the fact that they used real skeletons in the pool scene. Apparently, its ch
TemptingGhostface paced around the house, bored out of his mind. Micheal had been ignoring him (again), Jason and Freddy were...well...you know...doing stuff. Nobody was really home to entertain him and Micheal would punt him out the window if he tried anything.Tempting3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"WHAT DO I DOOOOO!?" He wailed into the empty room. A stomp from upstairs gave him an answer: Shut. Up. Ghostface sighed and plopped onto the couch. What could a lonely bored Ghostface do on such a day that irritated him slightly?
Then came a sudden storm.
Ghostface yelped, running into the closet that had his name all over it (Quite literally, his name was scratched on the door via his knife) and locking the door behind him. He hugged his Micheal plush, terrified.
"I wish you were really here Mikey...not just your plush self." He murmured sadly, brushing the hair of the plush. The plush didn't respond but Ghostface didn't expect a response. If it did give one, Ghostface would run to the nearest mental institute. Or to Jason and Freddy
Kuroshitsuji : Yes, my ladyNotice! In this story, Ciel Phantomhive is a girl! ( to make it more interesting )Kuroshitsuji : Yes, my lady4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The early morning arrived and the butler silently opened the door to the chamber.
"It's morning, young lady." he said and opened the drapes, letting the sunlight float in.
He walked up to the bed and watched Ciel Phantomhive slowly open her eyes.
"Sebastian..?" she mumbled, still half asleep.
"Yes, young lady." Sebastian started preparing the tea. "For breakfast, I have prepared a minted potato salad, served with toast."
Ciel got out of bed and walked up to her closet. She chose a vermillion dress with pastel laces and a linen robe to wear underneath. She took of her nightgown, completely ignorant of Sebastian, and put on the robe and the dress. She then walked back to the bed, took the tea from her butler and turned around, allowing Sebastian to tie the behind of her dress.
"Today's plans, Sebastian." she said.
"Yes, young lady. After breakfast, madam Rodkin will visit regarding the ball next
Sebastian Michealis - One ShotTake The Forbidden Fruit ; A Sebastian Michaelis One Shot.Sebastian Michealis - One Shot4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Why, hello, dearest readers. Welcome to my fabulous new novel of pleasure and pain.
I do so ever hope you enjoy this and the possible following chapters. What's that, you ask? A one shot with several parts? But of course.
I fully intend on continuing this story, expanding on it, if I recieve enough hits on this current one.
And so, without further ado, please enjoy. For what kind of writer would I be, if i could not satisfy the reader's lust?
But I do, however, feel confident that you wiill enjoy. After all, I am one hell of an author.
I'm sure that you've already put it together in your mind that angels and demons don't fall in love. It's really not that they can't, it's that they just don't. They truly dislike the opposite race, and this is just a no brainer. True, their heavenly father and demonic prince wouldn't be too keen on a precious angel and an important demon. But so far, there have been no problems to deal with, and
Car Of DeathCar Of Death4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
On your way to school
He'll pick you up and say:
He needs help with lifting things
And will you come out and play?
Once you're in his car, my friend
He'll bash and bash your head
You'll never know what hit you
And that man's name is Ted and
He drives the car of death
He'll consume your last breath
Like a devil wearing smiles
He'll catch you by surprise x2
When you're down and within his grips
He'll drive you somewhere safe
Screams are shredding from your lips
But no one will catch your gaze
Once you're in his arms, dear girl
He'll kill you there at sight
When he is done with that
Well, how does he sleep at night and
He drives the car of death
He'll consume your last breath
Like a devil wearing smiles
He'll catch you by surprise x2
He's a big sensation
He says he's not guilty
Well, that a big contradiction
Car of death, car of death...
Present but with aberration
He'll make you the hot-topic of the nation
Car of death, car of death
The truth is revealed Ch1The truth is revealed Ch14 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Kaname Kuran. One of the first pureblood vampires. One of the strongest vampires of all times. He thinks that no other level 'a','b','c','d' and 'e' vampire is able to stop him. He thinks that he is able to control everyone. But is he really sure he knows from where his origin comes from and can he be a true 'Master of the vampires'? Yes, he can take down many creatures like himself and to defeat vampire-hunters, but there is only one person or should I say vampire that he can't take down, no matter what he tries and could this specific person may be a relative of his or even may be a reborn...ancestor of his.
One night very far away in the woods, on a glorious spot lies a building which is declared "Cross Academy". When the Moon rises, it covers the Academy in a glittering light to make it look like a castel from the most wonderful fairy tales. When we get too close we will be able to see two Cross Academy Guardinas, who's mission of each is to guard, in case if some Day Class or
ESPADA Anime Scenes PARODY 7Scene 1: If the Espada hosted documentaries...ESPADA Anime Scenes PARODY 74 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ulquiorra: Goddoes he truly exist?...No he doesn't. Goodnight. *walks off*
Nnoitra: *walking in the desert in Hueco Mundo* And it was here, several months ago, that as me and Nelliel faced off for Round 2... Nelliel...shat herself.
Grimmjow: Catsare they truly badass? F*CK YES, GOODNIGHT!!
Szayel: 12:30 pm. Aizen does not expect the pleasant surprise of finding me in his bedroom butt-naked and tied to his bedposts...
Harribel: In today's episode of 'WOMEN TODAY', I will reveal the latest women's poll, in which they were asked: "Are men worth it?" ....99.9% said 'F*ck no!' and a very sad 1% said 'yes'. May God have mercy on her soul.
Scene 2: Yammy battles Yoriuchi and Uruhara in his and Ulqui's debut.
*Yammy is owned*
Ulquiorra: *thinking* *sigh* If you want something done properly, kill Yammy before you start.
Scene 3: Things you would never hear the Espada say...
Grimmjow: Hey, Kurosaki, would
The truth is revealed Ch4The truth is revealed Ch44 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
On the way to the door she make a mimic of her zipping her mouth. Five minutes later...
-Oh Kaname. I'm sorry I'm late. I forgot about the time and...
-It's alright. Where were you? I went to search for you at the library, but you weren't there.
-I was at the Headmaster's office.
-Hmm... I thought you might be there. I heard from Zero you were there.
-Yes, I was having a conversation with him.
-What was it about?
-Nothing important that you're interested of.
-If you say so.
'I'm so nervous. Should I tell him the trought. Even thought Kaien told me not to. After all I do trust Kaname more than any one else here. I can't tell Ichijo,he just won't believe me. Hanabusa would just laugh at me. Akatsuki will starre at me in disbelieve and Zero will start hating me even more.' Yuki thought to herself.
-Umm, Kaname. Can I tell you something important later in my room, but don't tell anyone.
-Of course Yuki. When?
Fifteen minutes later at Yuki's room. Yuki was locking up the d
The truth is revealed Ch6The truth is revealed Ch64 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Later in the evening at about 7 o'clock at Takuma's room.
-Now this is weird fellows. I called you here on disussing about Kaname's weird behavour. An hour ago I saw him helping me with a project in Chemestry.-Takuma said.
-What? You called him to help you with your Chemestry projects? You never call me to help you with your Chemestry projects.-Hanabusa replyed annoyed.
-I know, but this is different, because usually he never helps me about anything.
-It really is weird. I've knowdiced that he even wanted to help Shiki with his...
-...with my photoshooting??-Senri continued Akatsuki's sentance.
-I see. So that's why I decided that tomorrow morning we are going to spy on Kaname.-Takuma said.
-You're not serious.-Hanabusa wondered.
-I am so what do you say?
And the talk continues for about one hour. In the morning, when all the Day Class students are entering the school and Yuki and Zero guarding it.
-Alright everyone. I want you to stay calm. The Night Class will be leaving any minute n
Skating on Thin Ice (SebastianxReader)Skating on Thin Ice (SebastianxReader)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler fanfiction
Skating on Thin Ice
Ice skating. Definitely not your strongest area of learning.
You were appalled at how so many of your friends and relatives had said that ice skating was a graceful sport. Fun, cute, and amazing. Joyful and happy. It seemed so easy when they were on the ponds, skating and gliding back and forth, practically zipping on the edge of the frozen ice.
You? You were here, slipping and falling, waddling, even, from the large shoes that didn’t even fit you. No matter how much you tried to be graceful, to be cute, or even try to have fun, the ice grew a mind of its own and had you ending up on top of it, facedown. You had nearly gotten your face stuck on it once.
I never should have taken Elizabeth’s word for it. Anything that’s cute, according to her, is bound to be deadly.
“Damn. Y-you know what? I-I give up!”
Tad's 1st MatchTad's 1st Match4 years ago in Letters More Like This
Dear Vince McMahon & John Laurinaitis
Hello Vince McMahon, We Haven't Been Properly Introduced, My Name is Thaddeaus James Fox, But My Friends and Family Called Me Tad Fox, I Want to Have a Contract for WWE as a WWE Superstar, I Want to Have a Match, and Vince McMahon, Meet Me at 20445 Est Fairfield Rd, Bluford, IL, 62814, Jefferson County, That's Where I Am, So You Can Take Me to WWE to Let Me Have a Match, I'll Darn Guarantee That I'll Become the WWE CHAMPION!!!!!
(Ring) Name: Tad (The Warrior) Fox
Championship: WWE Championship
Opponent(s): Alberto Del Rio, Alex Riley, CM Punk, Goldberg, and Dolph Ziggler
PPV: No Way Out (2012)
Presented By: Diet Coke, & Pizza Hut.
Venue: IZOD Center
Location: East Rutherford, New Jersey
Entrance music: Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
Special guest referee: Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Special Ring Announcer: Mick Foley.
Special guest Commentator(s): Jim Ross, Tazz, and R-Truth.
Match Type: Six-man Alcatraz Prison Match
P.S I'm 16 Year
The blood legacyI opened my eyes slowly. The first thing that caught my eye was the setting sun, tainting everything with a warm orange color. Slowly, I started remembering what was happening. I was on a train. Destination unknown, because they wouldn't tell me. Keep saying that I'm not supposed to know or something. They didn't even let me look at our train tickets and I didn't get the chance to see our destination when we were at the station. Who are they? Well, on the two seats that were before me, two of them -Jack and Claire- were both deeply asleep. They looked so frail and vulnerable like that, with Claire's head resting on Jack's shoulder. I wondered if they were together. Then my eyes flickered to my right, to the gorgeous boy that was sitting next to me- the third one and the leader. Oliver looked away from the window and returned my stare.The blood legacy4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
'Morning, sleepy.' He smirked. 'Had a nice nap?' His voice was amused, as always, but I was starting to get used to his way of being. Despite the fact th