JackassA punch in the face,Jackass5 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
a kick to the balls.
A scream out of pain,
mocking from all your friends.
You're a Jackass.
A dangerous stunt,
one stupid decision.
A funny devil cotume,
a prank on the public.
You're a Jackass.
A Party Boy dance,
a skate trick in the street.
A bloody car wash,
do a 'shopping cart' on the curb.
You're a Jackass.
and umbrella leaps.
stapling your butt cheeks.
You're a Jackass.
Unrated and crazy,
a laugh every minute.
Knoxville, Margera, and more,
destroying things never seemed so cool.
Who wouldn't love
being a Jackass!
WHERE IS L GOING?WHERE IS L GOING?4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Light began to notice that once L got a 'text message' and he would unchain himself from Light and chained him up to Mello or Near or even Matt basely who ever is there at the time. Light though about asking L where would he go after 'the text' arrived, but he thought L would just throw another percentage at him coursing another fight.
L and Light were sitting at the computer like normal (as normal as it gets) Light thought, then L's mobile started to go off again, Light turned to looked at the panda eye man as he flipped his phone open, Light saw the text 'Landing in half an hour.' "Ummm I'm going out for a while." L said standing up
"Where are you going?" Light asked
"Why do you want to know?" L said looking at him while took the handcuffs off
"I was just asking." L moved over to the red head on the sofa, he raised his arm up for L with looking away from his DS, he clipped the handcuff on Matt and walked to the door "L."
"Why do you
At my doorAt my door4 years ago in Romance More Like This
It wasn't that I didn't want to know or the fact I didn't care but when he showed up at my door, I knew I was in trouble he had this smile on his face, he reached in and grabbed my JP top and pulled me into his lip, my hands held on to the door for dear life as his sickly sweet lips attack my mouth his pushed his tongue into my mouth feeling and probing every part of my mouth looking for hidden places, I moaned back into his mouth, he pulled back and looked at me "BB." I said he smiled and walked in trailing behind him was another man just like him but his eyes were black like coal
"Oh this is L we're kind of like twins you don't mind if he joins us do you."
Alice - Screenplay: 1. BrokenAlice - Screenplay: 1. Broken4 years ago in Drama More Like This
SCENE TITLE: "BROKEN"
MEDIUM: (Alice's POV)
Alice is being carried down a hall by two men in an old-time gurney, surrounded by a doctor (Bumby) and a nurse (Witless).
What's wrong, Alice?
My parents are... gone....
The shot changes showing Alice lying in the gurney, wrists slashed.
What else is wrong, Alice?
A flash of black pass through the frame creating a:
Alice's face is extremely pale, the area of her eyes is heavily darkened.
What's broken, Alice?
EXTREME CLOSE UP:
Alice's eyes, weakly opening, fluttering then remaining closed.
Cut to: Black
A HOUSE INTERIOR
Alice's house is on fire. Young Alice (blond) is in her room, and smoke is rising from underneath the door. She is holding her doll, covering her mouth
Silence and Colors prologueI sigh as i gather all of my papers and prepare myself to confront my next client. I've already read over the file nothing fancy. Nothing out of the norm. Kid was facing life in jail. Not if i could help it. Although the streets would probably be cleaner without him. Of course my job isn't to judge. Yeah right whatever. i think to myself as i head towards the visitors room. i wrinkle my nose as i see other men, criminals perhaps. Or maybe lawyers that were not half as skilled as i. Whatever the case i felt a strong distaste for all of them. i looked up and saw the guards pushing the kid towards me. Yup nothing out of the norm. Dreads and all. Probably just passed the initiation in whatever gang he claims to hang with. Just another frightened kid i conclude Best i could do with this guy is get him 20 years minimum. He sat down and regarded me. how strange i see no fear. i judged wrong. This isn't some rookie. He probably started early on. Its a good thing these guys caught hiSilence and Colors prologue6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I'm GayI'm me, plain and simple. I'm proud of what I am.I'm Gay6 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
You could call me gay, lesbian, bisexual. Even pansexual, because in the end gender doesn't really matter does it? It's love that matters. What's inside that counts the most. Every so often people come up to me, and question my sexuality, they ask "Are you gay?" I say yes. Because I am gay. But I don't believe in gender, but having to explain that every day, just gets boring. So I just say I'm gay.
It's simple, I like boys AND girls, big deal. It's life, it's perfectly normal. I have feelings for girls and sometimes, boys as well. It's my choice in this thing called life. Yet, people discriminate because it's "wrong" and "unnatural."
But from a young age I got taught "Be what you want be and love whoever you want. Be proud of what you are." That's what my parents told me, and their happy with my choices in life. As long as I'm happy, they don't try to change me.
I'm 14 years young. I'm young, but I'm not
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Gay Pride-For Straights-This is for all you straight people, discriminating or not. Other people can read this too, and give me feedback if you want. I want you to have a peek into the lives of GLBT people. All you need is your mind and your imagination. When I say parents, you can think parent or whoever you live with. When I say parent/friend, you can imagine whichever is easier. YOU are the person experiencing these scenarios. You must imagione yourself as gay, transgender or whatever else the scenario tell you to.Gay Pride-For Straights-9 years ago in Socio-political More Like This
1) Imagine that you have just told your parents that you are gay. Imagine that your guardian is shocked. they yell at you, telling you that you are sick, perverted. They tell you that you are disgusting. They tell you to get out of their house and to never speak to them again. They say you have ten minutes to pack and leave. You re devastated, shocked, sobbing as you pack your stuff. Your parents rage on in another room. You leave the hou
Cold HeartTitle: Cold heartCold Heart2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Series: The Simpsons
Pairing: SkinnerXEdna, slight NedXEdna and NedXMaude
A snow storm woke her up. It was the third time this week Edna had woken up at the middle of the night because of the sound of the sound of the cold winds.
How she hated winters now.
She remembered how Skinner used to take her ice-skating on winters back when they were together and that made her hate them even more.
She looked at her husband sleeping next to her. He was mumbling her name, again… third time that week. Every time she woke up in the middle of the night she heard him calling Maude in his sleep. She sighed as she went back to sleep, being only able to stay awake the rest of the night.
The following morning he brought her breakfast to bed. It was Saturday, and Rodd and Todd were out already playing in the snow.
“Good morning, love” he happily greeted her as he kissed her forehead and handed her breakfast.
“Good morning Ned…”
All Dogs Go to HeavenI pushed myself too hard aheadAll Dogs Go to Heaven9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I felt free from prison and joyful
Until I was murdered in my place
I soared swiftly to the heavens above
I found myself there eventually
Finding out the truth for the reason I was there
I felt a burning fire within me
As I was lusting for revenge
I turned life back, and fell back home
There was no turning back with the voices
Echoing from behind
I climbed out of my deathbed alive
Shaking cold and gasping for air
I avoided the voices following me from the dead
I was back home where I could start my goal
I encounter my friend, and others to use
Using for business, as I continue to seek revenge
I dealt with irony and dramatic moments
I practiced to be who I really wasn't to please others
The night I last dealt with my friend and a tool
Was the night that my life would eventually end,
I ran away to save another soul
It would be either sink or swim
I then fought my old friend's minions and
Tried to make myself strong
I was released free from my ropes with sup
Leela To FryYou're an idiot,Leela To Fry5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
you never think twice,
you never think once!
You're immature and childish,
you can't do anything right,
and you're too slow to realize
any of this yourself.
I hate how you're always trying...
trying to "make" me love you.
I hate your pointy hair
and your stupid grin.
I hate that goddamn jacket,
you never wash the thing.
I hate the way you screw things up,
never sticking to plans.
I hate your stupid ignorance,
why don't you stop trying?
Why do you love me?
I don't like you.
Just stop trying.
It's getting annoying,
Don't you ever give up?
Your effort is futile.
I hate the way you say the wrong thing
at just the wrong time.
I hate the way you look at me,
please, just turn around.
I hate the way you act on impulse,
I can never judge your movement.
Don't try protecting me,
I can look after myself.
Why did you save my life?
I said I'd never "come around".
Stop it already!
I hate the way you never give up,
the way you always love me.
I hate the way you act s
Bump in the night - Part 1Bump in the night - Part 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
FUTURAMA: BUMP IN THE NIGHT
CAPTION: [in alienese] NERDLINGERS UNITE!
An eerie light was set upon the street of New New York; Halloween drew near. Priests filled the streets shouting something about repentance, or maybe it was re-pent ants. Sales in garlic and wooden stakes increased as well as sabotage to ladders and inside umbrellas. But people still flocked to get pumpkins, real, plastic and illegally produced. Excitement built in the average family, the prospect of sweet gifts and a chance to pull a prank without worry of any dangerous holiday mascots such as Robot Santa Claus or the Zombie Easter Bunny.
Though no one could have been as exited as Professor Farnsworth; he had been growing pumpkins with a growth enhancement and was about to make a breakthrough in pumpkin technology. What disappointed him though, was the fact that nobody cared.
Im sick of pumpkins! Fry whined to the professor. Cant you use something like peaches or hamsters or suga
menshe liked her menmen4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
spare and sparse
lean of words
without flowers in their hands
their shirt sleeves rolled up
to show the world
how hard they lived,
their legs tucked into boots
as thick and dark as calluses
she liked them sprawled
elbows on the table
their forks demanding her attention
spearing the meat
like clean kill
chewing with the gusto
of young rams
their teeth reminding her
of how devouring was
a holy act
and she would dream
of those hands
curious beasts of prey
skin freckled with the grit of stars
and gravel from wrong turns
making paths across her blouse
pulling her skirt up
to meet their questions
and of how her throat
like it had no will
at the whisper of her name.
Fanfic1D - Niall - part 3 - One ConcertFanfic1D - Niall - part 3 - One Concert3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I could barely sleep that night, I was way too much confuse and excited to even think of sleeping. What could possibly have happened? I mean, that super handsome and worldwide famous musician replying to two random girls? That could not have happened, somebody was probably trolling us.
I got out of bed to go check the account; it had to be some random peeps trolling. I opened twitter and logged in, then checked that NiallOfficial account. It seemed pretty real to me. How come he replied to us? I mean, it was awesome! But unbelievable.
I looked at Niall's reply, and decided to reply too. What the heck! It's not like he cared anyway. I looked at the tickets my father gave me and replied a simple answer.
"September 25, we've got Backstage passes, can't wait to spend time with you guys (:"
I hesitated before pressing the send button, that was such a fangirlysh tweet. I tough about Alexxe and her obsession, and told myself that if she was answering, it would be way worse! I pressed the ent
All Dogs Go To Heaven I was told when I was sevenAll Dogs Go To Heaven4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
That all dogs go to heaven
This is what momma began to say
When I cried and sat where you silently lay
You were my best friend, out of everybody
We'd play outside and got awfully muddy
Imagine: Liam James PayneImagine: Liam James Payne3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Being a waitress making minimum wage is not exactly a "happy life". But life is life; good or bad. Or is it good?
One day you were taking an order for this beautiful young man; foreign, hazel eyes, and a lifted hair cut. He ordered Mushroom Soup but asked not to bring any spoons in his order.
You couldn't resist his face, and rushed right away.
The soup was piping hot, and you weren't looking, and tripped. The soup landed on the boy's pants.
"I'm very sorry sir! I wasn't looking and then I trip and-"
His warm hands shushed you. "It's ok. I think a little birdy told me that fate was going to bring me and this cute little waitress together. Even though my pants are like a living sauna."
You giggle and blushed, and knew that this boy like you.
Guess being a waitress was fate inevitable.
Unforeseen Feelings-C3 1DUnforeseen Feelings-C3 1D3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"You're the cutest," I said to Niall, smiling at him. For once, I think I'm truly happy. I hit the gas, and we made our way to Nando's. I parked the car, and told Niall to wait, because I wanted to open his door for him. Yeah, he was fully capable of doing so himself, but I wanted to do it for him, because he deserves to be treated like a prince. He's my prince.
"Thank you, Harry," Niall blurted out as I opened the passenger's seat door. I reached my hand out for him to hold, I loved the way his cute little hand felt in mine, I've always wondered what it'd feel like, and now I know, I never want to let it go.
We tried dodging paparazzi, and we did so successfully. I opened up the door to Nando's just like I opened my car door for him.
"After you, kind sir," I mimicked
Unforeseen Feelings-C1 1DUnforeseen Feelings-C1 1D3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Are you serious?" Niall asked, nervously twiddling his thumbs. Louis looked at us, and for a moment I could sense he was happy for us, and then that changed to complete jealously.
"I'm as serious as a heart attack," I said, giggling a little and pushing Niall's hair out of his happy tear-filled eyes with my ring finger. Niall was so perfect, it was just unbelievable. Whenever I look at him, I'm completely breathless and I say awkward things. I can't believe he could actually ever like someone like me back.
"Get out," Louis growled. I turned to him in shock, but he refused to make eye contact. Niall looked shocked too, Louis never acted like this.
"What?" Niall asked confused more than anything else. Louis stood up and motioned to the door. I took Niall's hand t
Kourtney and Harry ImagineIMAGINE...Kourtney and Harry Imagine3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Imagine that it was Halloween and you and your beautiful boyfriend Harry were going to a costume party at Niall's house. You both decided on doing a couples costume and you were so excited since it was the cutest thing ever! You made the costume yourself and Harry was even more excited than you to put them on and dance around with your friends. "Kouuuuuuurtneeeeeey!" Harry whined. "Yessss?" you replied, dragging out the 's'. "When can we go?!" He asked, clearly exasperated. Which is understandable, since you were now late because you spent the last half hour putting finishing touches on your costume. "Right now." And with that he bounced up enthusiastically and ran straight to the car. Silly boy...
---At The Party---
You knocked on the door holding Harry when Niall answered the door. "Hey guys! What are you supposed to be...?" He greeted then asked. Harry grinned widely, since this was his idea, and said, "We're Duchess and Thomas O'Malley from the 'Aristocats'!!!" (A/N the
Falling for You: Ch 6 a Niall Fan-Fiction)Falling for You: Ch 6 a Niall Fan-Fiction)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
When the movie is over, I realize that I am curled up nxt to Niall and he has his arm around me. I blush and look up at him. We smile at each other. I realize that everybody but me and Niall are standing up and starting at us, but when I look up they quickly look away. I blush and laugh awkwardly and we both get up. I stretch and pull out my phone. The clock on it says 12:46. "I should really get home." I say yawning and I start to grab my stuff.
"No, it's way too late for you to b going out on your own." Zayn says "You should just stay her for the night and in the morning Niall can take you home." The other boys nod in agreement.
"Ummm....." I say, not quite sure what to do, "I, I guess i should probably stay. Thank you guys. You're so sweet." I say smiling at them. I set my stuff back down and start to help pick up the living room.
"Niall and I will go gt you a blanket and some pajamas. Come on Niall." Harry says bumping Niall and they leave the room. Liam and Louis
Don't Leave Me. Chptr 2.Don't Leave Me. Chptr 2.3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
While I'm driving, my mind starts to wander.
If Liam dies, am I the one that killed him?
No... Liam won't die. He'll survive. He wouldn't leave me here.
Or would he?
I stop thinking and pull up into the hospital, surprised I didn't get pulled over. I was going well over the speed limit. I wanted to get there as fast as possible to support Liam. He wouldn't know I was there, but I will be there. I will be by his side as he fights for his life. Due to an accident I caused.
Stop thinking about that. It was his choice to push you out of the way and take the hit.
As I got out of my car and started walking into the building, I began arguing with myself.
But if you weren't careless, you wouldn't have been in the car's p