It needs a little -- skunk? 2The next day greeted Jordan. Sunlight streamed and a pleasant breeze blew through the window.It needs a little -- skunk? 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jordan's sluggish mind kept the memories of his physical changes in a fog.
He sat up and blinked at the sight of the new room that greeted him.
Some of the fog lifted, letting Jordan remember that this wasn't a new room per say but his new room.
The vision the mirror across from his bed reflected of a humanoid female skunk sitting up his bed wearing what looked like overalls, gave Jordan a sudden awareness of the extra weight on his chest.
Jordan blinked and then chuckled when he realized that everything that happened the previous day was real.
"Who dressed me in overalls anyway?" Jordan asked.
A scream from Vick's room had Jordan bolting out of the bed and rushing over. What he saw when he got into the room was Vick standing beside his bed wearing a white dress.
"Why am I wearing a dress?" Vick cried. "This doesn't mean I've become a girl too does it?"
"Only one way to find out," Jordan said.
It needs a little -- skunk? 1It was the deal of a lifetime. A deal that Jordan, a young man just out of college and in need of a place to live couldn't resist.It needs a little -- skunk? 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He'd found a house used but in good condition for the sort of price one would expect of a house half its size. It had four bedrooms, three bathrooms, a finished basement and even a hot tub.
The house needed some work. Nothing obvious however, explained the deal. Jordan was concerned but the seller assured him that nothing was wrong. The seller even had several people go through the house to make sure everything was fine.
In the end, there was too much going for the house to refuse. It was close to the house in which he grew up he could walk there in under an hour as well almost within walking distance of his new job and other conveniences.
There was one catch; Jordan's younger brother Vick came as part of the deal.
Jordan and Vick got along well enough. The house was more then big enough for the two of them. Vick didn'
REQUEST: A Gassy SpellbookRequest: A Girl's Gassy SpellbookREQUEST: A Gassy Spellbook8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Irina Lexington was your typical college sophomore. She was on her way home, but had decided to take a look at some of her college town's older buildings. It was then that she saw the book. It was a strange, ancient-looking book covered with dust and bizarre writing. "This is strange. Why is this book just lying here?" She couldn't help but pick it up. "Oh well. It looks like the owner didn't want it anymore." So Irina decided to take it home with her.
Irina arrived at her house, and examined the book. "What's this? Looks like a spell book." She took a closer look at the writing. "I wonder...." Irina couldn't resist the temptation. She tried to say one of the strange incantations. Irina waited for a few seconds, then laughed. "Nope. It's just an old book with weird writing." Irina put down the book, and stood up.
It was then that she first felt it: a very slight pressure in her stomach, a mild but insistent bloating. "Oh my."
night out with SkunketteNessanight out with SkunketteNessa4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Nessa and I were resting on my couch, we had just come back from the all you can eat Mexican restaurant were Nessa had just clean the place out. Eating all of sorts of beans with burritos and spicy double beef volcano tacos on the side and was scarfing down the food like there was no tomorrow.
Lying on the couch Nessa lifted up her shirt and exposed her bare almost pregnant looking bloated stomach and placed her hands on it, rubbing it and watching it rumble.
"WHEW! Wow that hit the spot!"She said as we both turned to the TV
Then 5 minutes Nessa Suddenly felt her stomach churn and felt some gas bubbling up. She patted her stomach and let out a nice burp followed by a cute fart and looking down at her rumbling stomach she said
"Looks like its going to be a fun night" placing one hand on her stomach patting it with a smirk on her face.
She lifted her leg up a bit and passed gas, chuckling to herself under her breath, while I was waving a hand in front of my nose as Nessa s
REQUEST: Amusement ParkThis story contains fart humor in some detail. If you do not like it, do not proceed to read.REQUEST: Amusement Park3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Are you ready yet?" Sadie yelled.
"I'm coming! Just wait." Ashley replied .
Ashley walked down the stairs, the steps creaking from the force of her weight. She wore tight blue shorts with a matching blue shirt.
"Let's go already!" Kelly said.
The four of them, Kelly, Sally, Sadie, and Ashley, began walking to their local amusement park.
"I can't wait!" Sadie said.
"Just don't get sick on the rides again.." Kelly muttered.
They arrived, and were greeted with the smell of greasy amusement park food.
"That smells great.." Ashley said, sniffing the air. "Let's eat first."
After waiting on line, (and giving a nice view to anyone standing behind them) they found a table.
Their seats slightly bent as they sat down.
After devouring there food, the four of them searched for a ride.
"That looks like fun." Sally said, as she pointed to a roller-coaster.
Kelly's stomach rumbled.
"You ok?" Sad
REQUEST: A Smelly ContestThis story contains fart humor in some detail. If you do not like it, please do not read.REQUEST: A Smelly Contest3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I can't believe she kicked me out of the house...AGAIN!" Jade screamed to the air. Her mother, Amy, forced Jade to leave after a big argument.
(Whatever...I don't need her)
Jade was still her blue pajamas with red polka dots. She had socks on her feet, and had on a blue shirt with a pink panda on it. Unfortunately, it was 8:00 in the morning, and Jade had not taken a shower yet.
(Il...just take a walk, I guess)
Jade began walking away from her house, and into the local park.
(What's everybody lookin, at?) She thought to herself. (Acting like they never saw a girl with pjs on before..) Just then she let loose a very loud bassy fart. Her pajamas even rippled from the force.
(Ooh, that one might have left a mark.)
Jade was kicking a rock on the ground, not paying attention, and accidently walked into someone.
"Hey, watch where your going!" The young girl said.
"Jeez sorry! Who put a beehive in your