Blame Hetalia(Sung to the tune of "Blame Canda")Blame Hetalia4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Cons have changed
The fans have gone crazy
They run around the center, trying to find some yaoi.
Should we blame the fangirls?
Or blame the industry?
Or should we blame the series on TV?
No - blame Hetalia!
With all their crazy shipping fans,
And those girly-looking mans
Blame Hetalia - they never stop squeeing,
It's so annoying!
Don't blame me
For my friend Stan,
He saw an episode and now he thinks that he's Prussian.
And my friend Kyle once
Cosplayed as Rock Lee
But now that he's seen it he only does Italy!
Well - blame Hetalia!
It seems that all of them will flip,
If you don't support their ship.
Blame Hetalia - it's only five minutes long anyways.
During World War Two, we know that many folks were killed.
According to this show they all sat on a beach and chilled.
Should we blame their research?
Or ignore history?
Or just say it's just creative licensing?
Hell no - blame Hetalia!
Rant on InflationRant on InflationRant on Inflation7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Listen, I know you guys take a lot of shit. And I dont want to step on anyones likes or dislikes. So here we go.
Im just here to address a couple of things about Inflation that really bug the Hell out of me, especially here on DA. If you dont like people bashing Inflation or Weight Gain or Blueberry people or whatever the Hell, I suggest you leave, because you probably wont like what Im about to say. Especially since this rant involves logic.
Just a list of things about Inflation/Weight Gain/Etc. that are bothering me. These arent the only things that disturb me about it, but you get the idea. Starting with:
1. The concept. - For those of you who dont know, the idea and goal behind Inflation and Weight Gain is to get a girl (and sometimes guy, but trust me when I say 99% of the time, its a girl) really, really, really, unrealistically huge by many different means. In fact, those dif
Scarificationblood oranges areScarification2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
slice them open
without a moment’s
their crimson juices
licked from our lips
& that is what
i want to be. -
i sucked from
your mouth -
along my spine.
- i was cut open
the Pumpkin Kingthe Pumpkin King3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Claudius, the Pumpkin King, sat upon the field
Wishing for hands with which to yield.
"The king of the patch I am today
And all within my sight I hold sway."
"The crows do pay me homage, the mice bow with respect.
The bees buzz in lowered tones, and flies fly with wings in check"
"The scarecrow stand my honored guard,
and function as my nightly bard"
But upon all this I'd trade my woes,
Just to scratch this itch upon my nose!"
trichotillomaniatricho--trichotillomania10 years ago in Typographical More Like This
Pluck by pluck,
one by one,
strand to root.
it all comes out.
The foreign follicles
pulled from the scalp
King!RussiaxReader -Part 3-King!RussiaxReader -Part 3-3 years ago in Romance More Like This
When you got home that night, you told Gilbert that his younger brother wishes him well and for the first time in your life, you saw Gilbert cry. But they were happy tears, tears he couldn't cry because of the pain of missing his brother. You suggested that next time he gets a job in the Kingdom of Hearts to talk to Feli about seeing his brother.
The next morning, the albino gave you a card. Spades. Sighing, you felt saddened by the fact that you wouldn't be able to be close to Ivan once more. You were beginning to wonder if he'd even remember you anyway.
Then an idea snapped in your mind. You were going to talk to the King and Queen, get on their good side and actually try to achieve peace for good. Since you could accidentally be left behind, you knew you could get away easy.
So when you made it to the Kingdom of Spades, you got away from the group easily and wandered into the palace yourself this time. The Jack, Yao stopped you before you could go into th
GUIDED IMAGERY FOR HEALINGGUIDED IMAGERY FOR HEALING6 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
GUIDED IMAGERY FOR HEALING BODY MIND & HEART
THE MIND HAS ENORMOUS POWERS OF HEALING THE PHYSICAL BODY, AS WELL AS THE EMOTIONAL/SPIRITUAL BEING, & CAN BE USED TO IMPROVE ALMOST ANY TASK THROUGH IMAGINEERING.
This is a powerful tool for Imagineering yourself to:
To be the kind of person you want to be
Achieve a Specific Goal and Improve Skills (even Sports)
LET GO of Negative things like STRESS, Depression, Sadness, Anger, Hate & Frustration;
Reenergize and Revitalize Yourself, Renew Hope
Improve Self-Confidence, Self-Worth, Self-Image
Fantasize Romance, Love, Intimacy and even Sexual Intimacy
HEAL Grief, Illness, Injury and to Forgive People or Yourself
Helping you Make Freinds and Ask For Dates
Manage PAIN an
String LoveString Love5 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
The Piano notes, die under
the cold hands.
can be broken
and yet the heart is very strong.
Through your notes
I find the greatest inspiration.
thanks to you
the water inside my instincts flows.
Freely with happiness
as now I really understand
the uneasy words that come
from the sounds I hear when you arrive.
You don't need to speak
I just want to dream
only to let the hurt be stronger.
between your hands,
the instrument on them.
The perfect moment
as I start to realize
I have recklessly seen from far away
for a moment your expressions become more than clear
as if you were really here.
I don't want to open my mouth.
The words that will come out
they just make it worse.
I should know
that memories don't fade away.
So easy is to let go,
so easy is to fall in love
I should know
the hands once held
now cry in misery.
How are you?
EmotionCrazy -Emotion10 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Constant thoughts in shallow showing,
overflowing, never knowing
who the creator of these once was.
those who seek to tame the skies.
Thoughts are clouded,
by fiery eyes.
tears now blending
in with deepened pools of blood.
all good thought;
just turn and run.
Sonic the Musical: Album 1Sonic the Musical: Album 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
Sonic Freedom Fighters Opera
In the tradition of The Protomen
Album 1: The Engineer's Assistant
1: The Edge
Julian Ivo Kintobor recounts the history of his people to a recently invented robot he's cobbled together between his grueling work as a breaker; salvaging pieces from the enemy Mobian war machines brought down into his bunker city. He relates briefly the Xorda invasion and the ongoing struggle with the Mobian enemy. Finally he recounts his own life, building a criminal network to see how people tick and reading up on famous dictators for inspiration. The Edge relates to the tipping point in his personality, from wanting to better his people to despairing of mankind and wanting power and control. It also relates to the edge of the table he slowly coaxes the robot to by degrees until it willing follows his orders and smashes to pieces on the floor.
2: The One Who Will Save Us
Julian's father justifies his brutal treatment of his son by comparing it to forging a weapon with heat an
Dammit Daddy Don't Touch MeDammit Daddy Don't Touch Me11 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
They're dirty hands,
Keep them off of me!
Don't touch me.
No, especially not there.
DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME THERE
Don't feed me those bullshit lines anymore,
I've outgrown them.
I know better.
I know this isn't right.
I know the reason
I'm not supposed to talk
Isn't because you
Don't do this for mom anymore
And it would hurt her feelings.
ITS BECAUSE ITS WRONG!
On so many differant levels
DAMMIT DIDN'T I JUST FUCKING TELL YOU
NOT TO FUCKING TOUCH ME THERE?!
Can't you fucking listen daddy?
Can't you fucking care?
No, you don't.
You never fucking have
You wouldnt have fucking started touching me.
Putting things in me.
Letting your friends do the same.
If you fucking cared,
You wouldn't fucking let that happen.
Nor would you do it yourself.
Dammit daddy, don't touch me.
Don't fucking call me a slut
I'm not a fucking slut.
Stop fucking touching me,
I'm especially not YOUR slut.
I fucking hate you daddy.
TiPB: Pokemon TaxonomyTopics in Pokemon Biology: Pokemon TaxonomyTiPB: Pokemon Taxonomy5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Taxonomy is the science of determining the evolutionary relationships between different species. In the study of pokemon, this is a particularly difficult task, as even the term 'Pokemon' is not a scientific one. Rather, it is a category comprising many unrelated creatures, sharing only the trait of being able to be controlled and trained, and being over eight inches fully grown. 'Pokemon,' then, is a fluid concept, constantly being revised.
There are, however, biological classifications for pokemon. Some of these, both taxonomic and non-taxonomic, are covered below.
Spumids: Spumids are asymmetric, 'blob-like' invertebrates. They have no organs, and are instead made up of muscular cells, reproductive cells, digestive cells, and sensory cells. These cells may aggregate when needed, but generally are dispersed through the pokemon's body. Spumids have extraordinary regenerative capabilities, even able to reform when passed through
Grammar Nazi AppealGrammar Nazis worldwideGrammar Nazi Appeal9 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
need YOU to spell correctly.
Preserve our apostrophes!
Dear English language (ab)user,
After many arduous years of being forced to endure witnessing the tragic downfall of what we have all come to cherish as our native tongue, this Christmas the opportunity to make a stand and prevent this sinful slaughter has arisen. But the question is do you have the strength of heart and the compassion it will take to end this brutality?
Writers, readers and even arithmeticians worldwide cannot withstand such callous cruelty a second longer. Hyphens cower under their beds, colons huddle beneath their sheets and apostrophes wake screaming in the night because of the nauseating nightmares of abuse. You must help us put a full stop to this at once! All that you have to do is to stick up for our battered friend the comma, or end the bullying of the trusty question mark, or you could even join us in our quest to salvage the dignity of our humble yet painfully physical
King NothingI hate this place...King Nothing5 years ago in Horror More Like This
I HATE THIS PLACE!
Nothing but echoes...silence...nothing. I rule nothing...
And it's all his fault.
This wasteland of forgotten dreams. This landfill of abortions and neglect. I rule it all, and have nothing to show.
But I'll show him...
Just like the broken promises of Tomorrowland, or the tortured souls of the Haunted Mansion, he too shall suffer.
And I will control him with this...
This Key, this Blade, it found it's way here with that group. One by one they were banished here in death, and said it was because of him and his friends, the ones who wield Keyblades.
They brought with them, knowledge of these creatures called Heartless. They spoke of their abilities to destroy worlds from within and create oblivion in their wake. Even living things weren't safe from their ilk.
I will learn the ways of these Heartless, and make them my own. One of the group provided me notes, and wished me halfhearted luck.
But I will prevail. And once my new army of Heartless are b
The Snark v.2SNARKThe Snark v.25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The snark is a large, quadrupedal carnivorous creature from the planet Piressa, a unique animal being the sole species in its genus. Its genus name, Parsvelius, has a literal translation of 'shark-skin' while its species name, carolii, is in honour of the English author Lewis Carroll, who wrote the poem The Hunting of the Snark. Coincidentally, it was the title creature that provided the common name for this animal. There are two breeds of snark, 'pedigree' and 'feral', with the former being larger in size and capable of 'bonding' with the humanoid Entraxi also native to the planet. Feral snarks do not share this trait.
ANATOMY: Depending on their biome, pedigree snarks range in size from 1.3 to 1.8 metres tall at the shoulder, and between 6 and 8 metres long from chest to tail, with the length of the tail being equal to or slightly longer than the length of the body (the latter is a trait of the larger individuals). Feral snark
.: Emotions :.Happiness, Sadness.: Emotions :.4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Are you choosing which to debate?
So mixed up, do you want to hear?
Is this what you wish to be powered?
So many things, do you want to pass by?
Do you feel this creation?
Mixed up, Lost
Is this how you wish to be born?
Which emotion do you truely wish to feel?
Extreme Combat: Zhardov Communista RepublicFormation: 401 AAWExtreme Combat: Zhardov Communista Republic6 months ago in Settings More Like This
Lore: The brutal war known as Global War 2, would engulf much of the entire world into the flames of war. The Hadesa Empire, composing of the Europan countries known as Goremany, Orgaria, Nydex, and Sorgad. Together, this "Alliance of Evil" proclaimed by the United Nations of Liberatus: an evolution of the Liberatus States after the Liberatus United Military annexed all of the Liberatus countries, from Mesara, Candara, to the Southern Liberatus countries. The war would be fought for one thing: control over the Presidium Wastes vast resources. Hadesa needed the resources of the Presidium Waste to fuel their mighty world conquering armies to reach Ardaia, because Ardaia was known for its vast Ketro fields and ores. In fact they really didn't even need the Presidium Waste's resources anyways, they just needed to destroy the oil-fields that supplied much of the Ketro-reliant Victorian Imperial Empire. Where as countries like Liberatus, Kausa, Afrika did not needed such s
Snowsharks ...PART 1Snowsharks ...PART 14 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Snow sharks! Snow sharks! Snow sharks! Wandering through the woods
I listened to the toasters, gazooing in the trees.
The mice were all a flutter, singing out of key,
I blame the little bullfrogs growing out my knees.
"Bob," I sad, talking to a log, "Why do you wear your underwear on the outside?"
"For the sexy jellyfish and their Corvette ride."
The tyrannosaur just looked at me and made a little giggle
He liked to wear a bowling shirt that said "Mr. Wiggles."
So merrily I skipped along the forest trail
Being quite sure to step on every forest nail.
Why there were rusty floorboards on the forest floor I have no idea
And what the heck rhymes with idea?
Mr. Wiggles just shrugged his tiny arms.
Just then a pink Glorbnorb crossed my path. Now normally, this wouldn't be a problem, Glorbnorbs inhabit the wilds of North Dakota all the time but this one caught my attention.
Because you see, this one was wearing a white belt and purse after Labor Day, and red ruby slipp
UMVC3 Gruntilda quotesUMVC3 Gruntilda quotes3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Me, you must fight, test your skill and might!
When the back of Grunty's hand whups your butt, you'll hardly stand!
Why don't you get a life? Fighting me will cause nothing but strife!
Do you have a beef with me? Death is what you want, I see.
Vs Deadpool: Who are you talking to?! I don't care, 'cause I know there's no one there!
Vs Dormammu/Ghost Rider: You've got a flaming head, how 'bout I melt you down instead?
Vs Hulk: Who are you? What a brute, I'll turn you into kiwi fruit!
Vs Iron man/Sentinel/Zero: You look like no robot I'VE ever seen, but my Gruntbots are TWICE as mean!
Sentinel to Grunty: Subject Gruntilda not in database. SCANNING
Zero to Grunty: Are you a Maverick?
Vs Spider-man: Bitter enemies must we be? I'm quite fond of spiders, you see.
Vs Taskmaster: Hey, you stupid skull-faced kook! Are you trying to steal my look?!
Vs M.O.D.O.K./Viewtiful Joe: You have such a giant head, it doesn't matter, you'll STILL be dead.
Vs Rocket Ra
My Little Destiny: Chapter Eleven - Family LiesMy Little Destiny: Chapter Eleven - Family Lies3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
It was late in the morning as Paradox and Mercury crossed the fields of Sweet Apple Acres to meet up with their colleagues. Since it was the weekend, most of the town's citizens took the day off. But in their minds, there were some things more important than a holiday.
"I keep getting the feeling that this won't be an easy project," the stallion said to his best friend.
"Is anything ever easy?" she asked simply.
As the two doctors trotted through the orchard, they encountered a young yellow filly, staring blankly off into space.
"Apple Bloom?" Dee said, approaching the Crusader. "Are you alright?"
"Huh?" She asked, turning to face the pegasus. Her unusual eyes throwing the filly off for a second. "Oh, I was just watching some...thing..." She pointed to the branches of a tree that was sitting in front of her.
Sure enough, the two elder ponies saw, in the trees, two tiny birds, one yellow, one purple, standing together on a branch. T
Steampunk Madness Chapter 3Sonic the Hedgehog Steampunk Madness Part 3Steampunk Madness Chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The day afterwards, Sonic and the gang were all just relaxing. Sonic and Amy especially, since Sonic didn't want Amy to get too excited or stressful, since she was carrying Sonic's child. Amy knew that Sonic was trying to protect her, and that made her even more relaxed, since she knew what his weakness was: her
However, in another part of Latirnum, in Arnazza, Dr. Eggman was devising another plan to try to defeat Sonic and his friends, and looked over some recent train schedules. Not Mobian train schedules, Latirnum train schedules (yes, they have trains here ) and then, Eggman had it!
Eggman: I GOT IT!!!
The Duke of Arnazza was knocked on the head from a sudden jolt, hearing Eggman's shout. He ran upstairs to investigate
Duke: What do you have? Tell me, man!
Eggman: I'll rob the next train that goes by Arnazza from Bardona! It's the perfect way to get the funding we need for a new army! Ohohohoho!
Duke: Rather old ta