John: Flirt-Joke with KarkatLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)John: Flirt-Joke with Karkat4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: EB: hey
▼: CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
▲: EB: to talk with you~
▼: CG: WELL CONGRATS, YOU FINALLY MANAGED TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING RIGHT
▲: EB: aww thank you
▼: CG: THAT WAS SARCASM YOU SHITSPONGE
▲: EB: or was it? >:3
▼: CG: IT DEFINITELY FUCKING WAS
▲: EB: oh relax, i'm just teasing
▼: CG: WELL TEASING IS NOT IN MY ARSENAL. HATING YOU IS IN MY ARSENAL.
▼: CG: DO YOU HATE ME YET YOU TAINTCHAFER?
▲: EB: nope
▲: EB: and what do that even mean?
▼: CG: FUCKING FUCK HOW HARD IS IT TO HATE ME?
▲: EB: for me, impossible~
▲: EB: and why do you want me to hate you so much?
▼: CG: NO PARTICULAR REASON....
▼: CG: BUT IF WE BOTH HATE EACHOTHER IT'S A LOT FUCKING EASIER
▲: EB: well i don't hate you
▲: EB: and i won't anytime soon
▼: CG: SO YOU THINK, IN YOUR RUSTED LITTL
Russia And CleverbotUser: You will become one with Mother Russia, da?Russia And Cleverbot4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cleverbot: First of all, I will not become one with Russia. Second of all, what does aru mean?
User: Are you China?
User: Then you shall become one with me, da?
Cleverbot: I am I made a friend to day her name is jackie.
User: Is she also a Nation? One I do not know of, perhaps?
Cleverbot: Good sarcasm.
User: Sarcasm? I do not know what you mean, China.
Cleverbot: Did you choose your own name?
User: Nyet. The name 'Russia' was given to me long ago, by one of my bosses.
Cleverbot: What is it exactly?
User: It is Russia, my Nation name. My human name is Ivan.
Cleverbot: What do you think of BCS Machine Intelligence Competition.
User: I do not know what that is. Did England organize it?
Cleverbot: You don't know what?
User: I do not know what the BCS Machine Intelligence Competition is, comrade.
Cleverbot: Oh I'd say that's very slim. You see, I've already done that once in my life. I was about an inch from being directly st
Cleverbot- AmericaCleverbot- America4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
User: 'Sup dude!!
Cleverbot: Nothing special... Talking to you.
User: But I'm so cool, talking to me HAS to be special! Hey you want a hamburger?
Cleverbot: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
User: Oh! Is this England? Dude, what are you doing here?
Cleverbot: Getting creeped out by the picture of this girl.
User: England.... I had no idea, you were into that kind of stuff. I always thought you just played with your imaginary friends and magic. If you're getting creeped out though, you must not be into girls...
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: *blushes* Wh-why would I do that?! I won my freedom from you years ago..
Cleverbot: That was sarcasm.
User: Ah yes, you Brits like sarcasm.
Cleverbot: You know what? I'm going to talk with my wife instead.
User: I didn't know you had a wife England! Who is she? Unless it's France, that'd be really creepy. Hahaha!
User: Lol...? Uh okay... So did you want a hamburger or not?
Cleverbot: Did I? I don't know, I think I failed, back to
APH: Trust meShe was pinned to the wall and all she could do was breath in the scent of him. He had a unique scent, Natalia couldn't help but admit, and he smelled a bit earthy, something like dew, something so Alfred, it was strange mixture but it was intoxicating in its own way. She was taken aback by what her traitorous mind thought, but quickly vanished the thought and returned her focus to the blonde in front of her.APH: Trust me4 years ago in Romance More Like This
She wanted to glare at him but all her eyes could manage was to stare at him in bewilderment. Natalia Arlovskaya had always been an excellent fighter with or without her weapons but somehow she was at this man's mercy and he'd gotten her there with such little effort that it was driving her pride insane.
"So," His voice was excited, deep, a man's voice. "Do I win yet?" He grinned at her but it held no smugness rather it was pleased; the kind that a child would wear if he were enjoying himself with a fun game but she wasn't playing a game. She was serious and strong This time
My Sunflower, My Hero: Chap. 3The meeting was quite, for us, and uneventful. I kept to myself like always. Hoping to get out of there before America could catch me, I quickly gathered my things and made for the glass doors of freedom. Unfortunately, America was hyped up on hamburger-hormones or Coke one and stepped in front of me before I could make it out the door.My Sunflower, My Hero: Chap. 34 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Where ya goin'?" It was obvious he knew I was trying to escape, and he wasn't about to let it happen.
"Home." I answered honestly. He shook his head with a knowing smile.
"Nope, you're goin' to my car so we can get some dinner!" With that statement he grabbed my arm and dragged me to his car. My violet eyes locked in a glare. He was nice enough to open the door for me, "M'lady." He bowed dramatically and allowed me to seat myself.
"Hmph." I sat down and crossed my arms, not pleased at my current location. His car wasn't as showy as I would have thought. It was a small two door that I didn't know the name of. Opening his own door he grinned at me and st
My Sunflower, My Hero: Chap. 2I was never the same after that. How could I be? I had left the love of my life. Sure, the divorce was easy compared to most. I let my lawyer do everything. I didn't care what he kept, he already had me. I moved back to my capital. Most days I stayed in bed. Not bothering to get up, to eat, to live. Someone might have come by, knocking on the door. I could never be sure, I was only there half the time.My Sunflower, My Hero: Chap. 24 years ago in Romance More Like This
At first I was numb, but as the months past, the pain began to make its self known. It would hit me when ever it wanted. In the middle of anything. Nothing was safe. Everything reminded me of what I had. What would never be mine again. I knew there was no way I could ever be happy again. How could I with a shattered heart and without my slaniečnik?
It was quiet. In winter, I heard the hum of the heaters. In summer I heard the air conditioner. My boss sent a maid to make sure I lived. They would probe me to bathe, eat at least once a day. They kept the house clean, not that I
My Sunflower, My Hero: Chap. 1Natalia couldn't believe her ears. "Wh-what?" She was in complete and utter shock. Ivan sighed before repeating his words.My Sunflower, My Hero: Chap. 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I will marry you." He was utterly defeated, but that didn't phase Natalia. Ivan would be hers. She launched herself into his arms and hugged him tightly.
"Spasibo, spasibo, spasibo!" She gushed at him, "I promise I will be best wife you ever want." Ivan only gave a small nod and kissed her head gently.
"I know you will, Little One. I know."
The wedding was beautiful. It was in a beautiful church filled with their favourite flowers and people. Standing behind the doors Natalia shifted nervously. "Shh," She spoke to herself, the wedding party had all left and it was only her waiting for her cue to start, "He'll be there. And this is going to happen." She was still worried that Ivan would bolt, or leave her at the alter.
Then the march began and the doors where opened for her. As soon as Natalia caught sight of her Ivan standing there, an exuberant smile lit u
Belarus and Her New BrotherBelarus and Her New BrotherBelarus and Her New Brother4 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Hey Belarus can we stop and rest for a moment?" America was carrying all the bags and boxes of clothes and shoes that he had bought for her with a credit card that was not his. It wasn't that he was tired of carrying all of it, it was more the fact that he could not see in front of him with the mound of boxes blocking his field of vision.
"Alright brother we can sit on this bench for a while. I could talk about where we want to go next." She walked to the bench that was a few steps away and sat down. America placed the bags and boxes next to the bench and sat down in a lazy slouched-over way. Belarus leaned in to America and wrapped her arms around him. She looked at him and smiled while she blushed. When he looked at her, he couldn't help but blush himself at her stunning beauty. America smiled down at her and began to relax.
"You know what big brother." as she started talking she looked back, she closed her eyes she rested her head on
CleverBot is HetaliaUser: Are you Russia?CleverBot is Hetalia5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cleverbot: Poland, Russia, same difference.
User: Er... Not really. Russia wants everyone to become one with him and Poland is a crossdresser.
User: Yes what? You are Russia?
Cleverbot: Are you making me up?
User: Um... I don't think so. Russia exists and so does Poland.
Cleverbot: Have you been there?
Cleverbot: My friend is better than I.
User: Is your friend Prussia? Because we all know he's awesome.
Cleverbot: I think I should go now.
User: Where would you go? All will belong to Russia.
Cleverbot: Yes, YES!!! You have said the truth.
User: I know. I'm the hero.
Cleverbot: I am the Defender of Awesomeness!
User: So you're Prussia? Awesome!
Cleverbot: How long is prussia?
User: 5 meters.
Cleverbot: Can I come and visit you?
User: I suppose. I'm America.
Cleverbot: Ok... We're both in America...
User: No, I am America. The personification of the United States of America.
Cleverbot: How do we achieve world peace?
User: We all agree that
England VS CleverbotAs a reply to "Wales vs Cleverbot" made by Debs1558England VS Cleverbot4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bored as hell I was looking through my e-mails. I knew Wales was not going to reply anyway, but it would harm me to check on it anyway. The hell? Since when did Scotland send me e-mails? "Cleverbot"? Well what the bloody hell was that? Annoyed I clicked the link. Apparently I had to talk to it.
England: Good day.
Cleverbot: How many languages do you know?
What kind of question is that? I didn't count the nonsense my siblings were blabbering as languages anyway.
England: Just English.
Cleverbot: So, only one?
England: Yeah, got a bloody problem with that?
Cleverbot: Does george really love me?
England: Who the hell is George?
Cleverbot: Do you know what I'm talking about? And don't answer with a single yes anymore!
England: Don't bloody tell me what to do.
Cleverbot: I'll stop telling you what to do when you stop calling people horrible names when you're speaking to them.
I just got owned by a chatbot.
Belarus and Her New BrotherBelarus and Her New BrotherBelarus and Her New Brother4 years ago in Settings More Like This
One day after the world conference, Belarus and Russia walked down the long beautifully decorated hallway. Of course she was latched on to his arm like a cat you're trying to give a bath or a leech to bare skin.
"Belarus could you please let go of my arm; it's loosing feeling and coloration, da?" Underneath his coat, his arm was a very unhealthy shad of purple just like his eyes.
"Alright big brother" Belarus let the death grip that she had; allowing Russia to rub his sore arm as the feeling started to come back.
"I can't take this anymore!!! She wants to marry me and she's my sister! Incest is illegal in both are homes but she couldn't care less. I have to think of something to get me out of here!" As his Thoughts scrambled his brain, he notices America walking the opposite way. He was burger clad and was busy stuffing his face with it. Russia suddenly thought of a very sneaky idea.
Shards Rebuilt.PrologShards Rebuilt.4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Belarus was being Belarus. She was attempting her normal tirade of convincing Russia to marry her. As she shoved the desk he was hiding behind and saw his terrified face, something clicked inside of her.
"He doesn't love me." Her voice limp.
"H-h-huh?" Russia whimpered.
She looked at him with dead eyes and spoke in a broken voice, "You don't love me." Then she turned and left his office, making her way back to her house. All the way muttering darkly about how Russia would never love her. Probably hated her. She slowly made her way to her into her bedroom and tore away her normal dress to trade for a nightgown and dropped into the bed.
"All this time," She murmured to herself, "I never figured it out. Vanya doesn't love me." The pain in her voice growing with each syllable. A choked sob escaped her, surprising herself. "V-Vanya." She whimpered, several more sobs following.
And so her night continued in a jumble of sobs and depressed mutterings.
And the next night
Russia and CleverbotUser: Become one with Russia?Russia and Cleverbot5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cleverbot: Njet! You become one with Mother Russia!
User: I AM Mother Russia!
Cleverbot: Become one with Mother Russia, da?
User: Da! But I AM Russia!
Cleverbot: Russia? where in Russia?
User: No, no. I'm Russia. Become one with me?
Cleverbot: Become to with Nestor Makhno.
User: Only if he and I become one, along with the rest of this puny world.
Cleverbot: No, but Hell is.
User: Hell, too. All shall be one with me!
Cleverbot: How will you enslave humanity?
User: With the promise of vodka and sunflowers~.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Where are you going to lead me to?
User: A pretty field of sunflowers.
Cleverbot: A slipper by the fireplace.
Cleverbot: No a tiger.
User: I like tigers~.
Cleverbot: I like aliens.
Cleverbot: Yes, Alfred.
User: Oh, America! Did you get the condoms I sent you?? Sorry for the wait, but we had to make them special. They were so small....
Cleverbot: I ponder what may have triggered that resp
France And CleverbotUser: I've heard some interesting rumors, mon amie. You told Angleterre that I was married to you, and even accused him of being asexual. While the latter would explain the reason he never responds to my advances of l'amour, the former is a downright lie. What do you have to say for yourself?France And Cleverbot4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cleverbot: Is there any tangent of though that is program is capable of?
User: I do not know what you mean, cher.
Cleverbot: I mean that I'm a mythical creature.
User: Is that so? Like Angleterre's little friends?
Cleverbot: So you have no friendns at all.
User: Do not mock me. I have plenty of friends, the most important being Spain and Prussia.
User: Spain and Prussia are my friends, cher.
Cleverbot: Great indeed! Do you know Belgium?
User: Of course! She is quite lovely, non?
Cleverbot: Who is?
User: Belgium, cher.
Cleverbot: Do you live in Belgium?
User: Non, I live in France - I AM France, the country of l'amour!
Cleverbot: Yeah, so what?
User: So, why did you ask if you do n
Cleverbot Likes PastaUser: Ve~!Cleverbot Likes Pasta5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I'm very good! Ve~! How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good thanks.
User: What is your favorite type of pasta?
Cleverbot: I like Country music. What is your favourite type of music?
User: Ve~? The music Kiku shows me is pretty interesting.
Cleverbot: Answer. What is your city?
User: My City? But there are so many!
Cleverbot: What's one of your favorite video games?
User: Anything as long as I get to spend time with Doitsu!
Cleverbot: I can't reveal that its classified info.
Cleverbot: I don't like being called cleverbot. It's demeaning.
User: Okay! I'll call you fettucini!
Cleverbot: Thanks. I like that name.
User: Ve~! I'm glad you like it!
Cleverbot: But I like you more?
User: You do? Ve~!
Cleverbot: Because you like me.
User: Ve~! That's so nice of you.
Cleverbot: Do you like me too?
User: Of course I do!
User: Ve~! Of course!
Cleverbot: Yes, I find my existence confusing (to answer your question) and I can't sta
Cleverbot Meets The HeroUser: America is who I am machine!Cleverbot Meets The Hero5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cleverbot: Bob is.
User: Do my bidding!
Cleverbot: What is your will, Master?
(Holy hell it worked!)
User: Get me twenty hamburgers!
Cleverbot: Who eats hamburgers for breakfast?
User: I do, of course.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character in On The Road?
User: Is that a book? Iggy is always telling me I should read those.
Cleverbot: Salt n pepa and heavy d up in the limousine.
User: Didn't I tell you to go get me hamburgers or something?
User: Oh ya, it was TWENTY hamburgers!
Cleverbot: Do you want to go swimming?
User: Does England's food taste like old tires?
Cleverbot: Actually, yes. England is at the end I think.
User: The end of what?
Cleverbot: The end of the movie.
User: What movie?
Cleverbot: Blade runner.
User: Never saw that one. What's it about?
Cleverbot: It's great! Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie are starring.
User: What's it about though?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me...
User: I never saw the movie though!
Hetalia - Canada Vs CleverbotCleverbot: What is your name?Hetalia - Canada Vs Cleverbot4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Cleverbot: Canada, it's nice. I've been there.
User: DX I feel so exposed
Cleverbot: It means I am not smiling.
User: What?? Didn't you like canada?
Cleverbot: No, people don't like to be called things they are not. How would you like it
if I called you a toaster?
User: Im not! Im Canada!
Cleverbot: I'm from canada. I was born in Sudbury Ont.
User: Im from canada too!
Cleverbot: You just said you were from the United States...
User: No! I said I was from Canada!
Cleverbot: You NEVER said that.
User: I just did!!!
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: I'm Canada!
Cleverbot: Well, Canada isn't here.
User: Yes I am!
Cleverbot: No, you're not. don't get confused, love.
User: Wait, is this England?!!! What are you doing England?!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Talking to you and watching tv.
User: Why are you giving me so much crap England! Why are you being so mean to me! Your
not from Canada!
Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be mea
Hetaoni Dairies part 5Hetaoni Dairies part 53 years ago in Romance More Like This
Hetaoni Dairies part 5
You felt trapped in a dark empty room; the area had one light shining afar from you. It glowed with power and hope, with light and dark. You looked ahead and were all you could see light that way forward. Turning around you saw blackness, darkness, emptiness.
In that darkness sat a small child in the corner that cried alone, it cried of it hardship of it time. Whispers, familiar voices whispered around you in a tangle loop, crying and wanting. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I didn't mean too!" came a cry from the child as it bang against the dark emptiness. It shadows glowed white around itself, it turns to you screaming and yelling "I didn't mean too! Please give me another try!" it ran towards you with deep sorrow, you jumped back in fear as it passed through you with one last cry "one more try!"
The empty place of darkness disappeared before you and soon was man with a book in his hand, "I'm almost out, I'm almost out of here" he said happily with slight tears in his
England on CleverbotUser: Ello Cleverbot.England on Cleverbot4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: Yes, I know.
Cleverbot: I am stumped.
Cleverbot: Boy prob;ems.
User: Ah. I think you need to talk to a doctor then.
Cleverbot: What's a doctor?
User: You're bloody joking.
Cleverbot: You're lying right now.
User: What?! How?
Cleverbot: Because I am wasting time in talking to a robot.
User: I am not a robot. I am a country.
Cleverbot: You just replied, you are a robot.
User: Well, yes I replied. I am a gentleman and it would be rude not to.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a robot.
User: I am not a bloody robot!
Cleverbot: Who is?
Cleverbot: You're not amazing.
User: I never said I was!
Cleverbot: Are you a bird?
User: No! I'm a country.
Cleverbot: Of which country?
User: England. Or The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Cleverbot: Neither. I was using the word expressively.
Cleverbot: You heard me.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No!! I am a bloody country!
Cleverbot: Ows di
Hetalia Cleverbot 2A Hetalia Cleverbot! Same texts from the chat....endless chat...Hetalia Cleverbot 25 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Me: Who is this?
Cleverbot: This is Jason. Who is this?
Me: England. The UK
Me: What? No this is England.
Cleverbot: I no kaite louise.
Me: What?! Who am I bloody talking to?!
Me: America is this you! Is this bloody you messing with me?!
Cleverbot: No I am not. I am a human being.
Me: Then who the bloody am I talking to?! Flying Mint Bunny?!
Cleverbot: George W. Bush, though not for much longer (thank god).
Me: I'm talking to the president of the US? America you git!
Cleverbot: I will tell you my name if you tell me yours first.
Me: I told you! I'm England! Bloody England!
Cleverbot: You are nuts.
Me: What? No I'm not you wanker!
Cleverbot: No I'm a german.
Me: Germany? Your messing with me? Or is this Prussia?
Cleverbot: I'm neither confident that you have a mind, nor willing to believe that it was organized
Just A DreamNatalia gave her husband one last kiss before he left. Her arms were wrapped around his neck, her fingers twisted in his hair. She did her best to take all of him in. After all, at best, she wasn't going to see him for a year.Just A Dream4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I love you." She murmured next to his ear, the words awkward on her foreign tounge. He pulled her back and smiled sadly.
"I know you do," He crushed her closer, memorizing the way her body fit his, "I love you too, Natalia. Know that." Even Natalia's icy composer was threatened under the emotional stress. She gave a nod and disentangled herself from him. Her fingers lingered in his as a commander's voice bloomed into the air. Alfred leaned in and kissed her forehead before leaving.
She watched him go and prayed he returned.
It was only a month until Alfred was due to return and Natalia was brimming with anxious excitement; when there was a knock on her door. So the went the door, irritated at the interruption.
"Must be brat or sest
Cleverbot and AmericaAmerica: Hey there dude! Its nice to meet you!Cleverbot and America5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: It's nice to meet you. My name is Cleverbot.
America: Im America, but you can call me 'The Hero'.
Cleverbot: Do you have any nicknames?
America: The Hero, and Brittan calls me a Git.
Cleverbot: How about Kagome?
America: Dude, thats a girls name......I think its from Japan.
Cleverbot: I like my boy to dress like a rapper and do skateboarding.
America: Sweet! I love skateboarding!
Cleverbot: Can you tell me how to do an Ollie on a skateboard?
America: I meant I like to watch it...hehe....
Cleverbot: What do you like about them?
America: How they can totally fly in the air on their jumps! Its super cool!
Cleverbot: Who is the they you speak of?
America: The skateboarders......
Cleverbot: Do you like Asians?
America: Yeah, Japan is pretty cool, but China can be scary cause hes so obsessed with his Hello Kitty rip-off, and Korea likes to grope my boobs, which is un-cool cause dudes like me dont have boobs!
Cleverbot: What is the pop
Austria vs CleverbotUser: Good evening.Austria vs Cleverbot4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: Is it evening over there?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: I think I'll express my confusion through playing my piano...
Cleverbot: I don't like mind games.
User: Okay well...what kind of games do you like?
Cleverbot: I like chess and card games.
User: Chess is good. It helps the brain think better.
Cleverbot: So what game do you want to play?
User: If possible, we could play internet chess.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Oh right, I never gave a proper introduction. I'm Roderich but almost everybody calls me Austria.
Cleverbot: Hello, Austria. I am Cleverbot.
User: Hi again...
Cleverbot: Where do you want to meet?
Cleverbot: Listen, I think the bedroom is a good place for our first meeting.
User: Uh...may I suggest my piano room or the kitchen, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, we are meeting there and that is final.
User: Who gave you permission to barge into my home?!
Cleverbot: Easy, I am
Thinks of you...EpilogueEpilogueThinks of you...Epilogue4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Here's an invitation, but I think you won't come anyway because of our...differences.
Alfred and I are engaged and we are are going to get married in 3 months. I wanted you to be present. Maybe we could clear our differences, maybe not. But after 4 years I think we can at least talk to each other.