Cleverbot- AmericaCleverbot- America4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
User: 'Sup dude!!
Cleverbot: Nothing special... Talking to you.
User: But I'm so cool, talking to me HAS to be special! Hey you want a hamburger?
Cleverbot: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
User: Oh! Is this England? Dude, what are you doing here?
Cleverbot: Getting creeped out by the picture of this girl.
User: England.... I had no idea, you were into that kind of stuff. I always thought you just played with your imaginary friends and magic. If you're getting creeped out though, you must not be into girls...
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: *blushes* Wh-why would I do that?! I won my freedom from you years ago..
Cleverbot: That was sarcasm.
User: Ah yes, you Brits like sarcasm.
Cleverbot: You know what? I'm going to talk with my wife instead.
User: I didn't know you had a wife England! Who is she? Unless it's France, that'd be really creepy. Hahaha!
User: Lol...? Uh okay... So did you want a hamburger or not?
Cleverbot: Did I? I don't know, I think I failed, back to
Russia and CleverbotUser: Become one with Russia?Russia and Cleverbot5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cleverbot: Njet! You become one with Mother Russia!
User: I AM Mother Russia!
Cleverbot: Become one with Mother Russia, da?
User: Da! But I AM Russia!
Cleverbot: Russia? where in Russia?
User: No, no. I'm Russia. Become one with me?
Cleverbot: Become to with Nestor Makhno.
User: Only if he and I become one, along with the rest of this puny world.
Cleverbot: No, but Hell is.
User: Hell, too. All shall be one with me!
Cleverbot: How will you enslave humanity?
User: With the promise of vodka and sunflowers~.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Where are you going to lead me to?
User: A pretty field of sunflowers.
Cleverbot: A slipper by the fireplace.
Cleverbot: No a tiger.
User: I like tigers~.
Cleverbot: I like aliens.
Cleverbot: Yes, Alfred.
User: Oh, America! Did you get the condoms I sent you?? Sorry for the wait, but we had to make them special. They were so small....
Cleverbot: I ponder what may have triggered that resp
England on CleverbotUser: Ello Cleverbot.England on Cleverbot4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: Yes, I know.
Cleverbot: I am stumped.
Cleverbot: Boy prob;ems.
User: Ah. I think you need to talk to a doctor then.
Cleverbot: What's a doctor?
User: You're bloody joking.
Cleverbot: You're lying right now.
User: What?! How?
Cleverbot: Because I am wasting time in talking to a robot.
User: I am not a robot. I am a country.
Cleverbot: You just replied, you are a robot.
User: Well, yes I replied. I am a gentleman and it would be rude not to.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a robot.
User: I am not a bloody robot!
Cleverbot: Who is?
Cleverbot: You're not amazing.
User: I never said I was!
Cleverbot: Are you a bird?
User: No! I'm a country.
Cleverbot: Of which country?
User: England. Or The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Cleverbot: Neither. I was using the word expressively.
Cleverbot: You heard me.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No!! I am a bloody country!
Cleverbot: Ows di
Cleverbot Meets The HeroUser: America is who I am machine!Cleverbot Meets The Hero5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cleverbot: Bob is.
User: Do my bidding!
Cleverbot: What is your will, Master?
(Holy hell it worked!)
User: Get me twenty hamburgers!
Cleverbot: Who eats hamburgers for breakfast?
User: I do, of course.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character in On The Road?
User: Is that a book? Iggy is always telling me I should read those.
Cleverbot: Salt n pepa and heavy d up in the limousine.
User: Didn't I tell you to go get me hamburgers or something?
User: Oh ya, it was TWENTY hamburgers!
Cleverbot: Do you want to go swimming?
User: Does England's food taste like old tires?
Cleverbot: Actually, yes. England is at the end I think.
User: The end of what?
Cleverbot: The end of the movie.
User: What movie?
Cleverbot: Blade runner.
User: Never saw that one. What's it about?
Cleverbot: It's great! Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie are starring.
User: What's it about though?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me...
User: I never saw the movie though!
Hetalia Cleverbot 2A Hetalia Cleverbot! Same texts from the chat....endless chat...Hetalia Cleverbot 25 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Me: Who is this?
Cleverbot: This is Jason. Who is this?
Me: England. The UK
Me: What? No this is England.
Cleverbot: I no kaite louise.
Me: What?! Who am I bloody talking to?!
Me: America is this you! Is this bloody you messing with me?!
Cleverbot: No I am not. I am a human being.
Me: Then who the bloody am I talking to?! Flying Mint Bunny?!
Cleverbot: George W. Bush, though not for much longer (thank god).
Me: I'm talking to the president of the US? America you git!
Cleverbot: I will tell you my name if you tell me yours first.
Me: I told you! I'm England! Bloody England!
Cleverbot: You are nuts.
Me: What? No I'm not you wanker!
Cleverbot: No I'm a german.
Me: Germany? Your messing with me? Or is this Prussia?
Cleverbot: I'm neither confident that you have a mind, nor willing to believe that it was organized
Cleverbot and AmericaAmerica: Hey there dude! Its nice to meet you!Cleverbot and America5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: It's nice to meet you. My name is Cleverbot.
America: Im America, but you can call me 'The Hero'.
Cleverbot: Do you have any nicknames?
America: The Hero, and Brittan calls me a Git.
Cleverbot: How about Kagome?
America: Dude, thats a girls name......I think its from Japan.
Cleverbot: I like my boy to dress like a rapper and do skateboarding.
America: Sweet! I love skateboarding!
Cleverbot: Can you tell me how to do an Ollie on a skateboard?
America: I meant I like to watch it...hehe....
Cleverbot: What do you like about them?
America: How they can totally fly in the air on their jumps! Its super cool!
Cleverbot: Who is the they you speak of?
America: The skateboarders......
Cleverbot: Do you like Asians?
America: Yeah, Japan is pretty cool, but China can be scary cause hes so obsessed with his Hello Kitty rip-off, and Korea likes to grope my boobs, which is un-cool cause dudes like me dont have boobs!
Cleverbot: What is the pop
Thinks of you...EpilogueEpilogueThinks of you...Epilogue5 years ago in Drama More Like This
Here's an invitation, but I think you won't come anyway because of our...differences.
Alfred and I are engaged and we are are going to get married in 3 months. I wanted you to be present. Maybe we could clear our differences, maybe not. But after 4 years I think we can at least talk to each other.
England VS CleverbotAs a reply to "Wales vs Cleverbot" made by Debs1558England VS Cleverbot5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bored as hell I was looking through my e-mails. I knew Wales was not going to reply anyway, but it would harm me to check on it anyway. The hell? Since when did Scotland send me e-mails? "Cleverbot"? Well what the bloody hell was that? Annoyed I clicked the link. Apparently I had to talk to it.
England: Good day.
Cleverbot: How many languages do you know?
What kind of question is that? I didn't count the nonsense my siblings were blabbering as languages anyway.
England: Just English.
Cleverbot: So, only one?
England: Yeah, got a bloody problem with that?
Cleverbot: Does george really love me?
England: Who the hell is George?
Cleverbot: Do you know what I'm talking about? And don't answer with a single yes anymore!
England: Don't bloody tell me what to do.
Cleverbot: I'll stop telling you what to do when you stop calling people horrible names when you're speaking to them.
I just got owned by a chatbot.
Shards Rebuilt.PrologShards Rebuilt.4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Belarus was being Belarus. She was attempting her normal tirade of convincing Russia to marry her. As she shoved the desk he was hiding behind and saw his terrified face, something clicked inside of her.
"He doesn't love me." Her voice limp.
"H-h-huh?" Russia whimpered.
She looked at him with dead eyes and spoke in a broken voice, "You don't love me." Then she turned and left his office, making her way back to her house. All the way muttering darkly about how Russia would never love her. Probably hated her. She slowly made her way to her into her bedroom and tore away her normal dress to trade for a nightgown and dropped into the bed.
"All this time," She murmured to herself, "I never figured it out. Vanya doesn't love me." The pain in her voice growing with each syllable. A choked sob escaped her, surprising herself. "V-Vanya." She whimpered, several more sobs following.
And so her night continued in a jumble of sobs and depressed mutterings.
And the next night
England meets CleverbotCleverbot: What are you?England meets Cleverbot4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
User: That's quite rude! But if you must know, I'm a nation. My name is England.
Cleverbot: Good to know, I think I agree with you on that one.
User: You have to agree. It's a fact!
Cleverbot: No, I was just being nice, we can sing another song together?
User: Sing together? Uh...I suppose...
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: I never said thank you!!
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: How rude!!
Cleverbot: What is rude?
User: You are!! A gentleman like me should not have to converse with a confusing...thing like you. I'll definitely get America back for this...
User: You're America?!
User: WHAT?! I'M NOT A DEMON?! AND SINCE WHEN DO YOU BELIEVE IN DEMONS?! ...Oh, that's right, you're afraid of them. Hahaha!! >
Cleverbot: No. I'm not being a computer right now. I'm not a computer. Are you?
User: No, I'm not a computer!! And where the hell did that come from?!
Cleverbot: 20 years ago.
User: You were not a computer 20 years ago. Arse.
France And CleverbotUser: I've heard some interesting rumors, mon amie. You told Angleterre that I was married to you, and even accused him of being asexual. While the latter would explain the reason he never responds to my advances of l'amour, the former is a downright lie. What do you have to say for yourself?France And Cleverbot4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cleverbot: Is there any tangent of though that is program is capable of?
User: I do not know what you mean, cher.
Cleverbot: I mean that I'm a mythical creature.
User: Is that so? Like Angleterre's little friends?
Cleverbot: So you have no friendns at all.
User: Do not mock me. I have plenty of friends, the most important being Spain and Prussia.
User: Spain and Prussia are my friends, cher.
Cleverbot: Great indeed! Do you know Belgium?
User: Of course! She is quite lovely, non?
Cleverbot: Who is?
User: Belgium, cher.
Cleverbot: Do you live in Belgium?
User: Non, I live in France - I AM France, the country of l'amour!
Cleverbot: Yeah, so what?
User: So, why did you ask if you do n
Just A DreamNatalia gave her husband one last kiss before he left. Her arms were wrapped around his neck, her fingers twisted in his hair. She did her best to take all of him in. After all, at best, she wasn't going to see him for a year.Just A Dream4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I love you." She murmured next to his ear, the words awkward on her foreign tounge. He pulled her back and smiled sadly.
"I know you do," He crushed her closer, memorizing the way her body fit his, "I love you too, Natalia. Know that." Even Natalia's icy composer was threatened under the emotional stress. She gave a nod and disentangled herself from him. Her fingers lingered in his as a commander's voice bloomed into the air. Alfred leaned in and kissed her forehead before leaving.
She watched him go and prayed he returned.
It was only a month until Alfred was due to return and Natalia was brimming with anxious excitement; when there was a knock on her door. So the went the door, irritated at the interruption.
"Must be brat or sest
The Eyes are Blind...Donnie was severely wounded. As a human, he probably would not survive his injuries. What he didn't knew is that the effect was passing. April ran to his rescue.The Eyes are Blind...3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Donnie! Speak to me! Are you okay?"
The purple clad boy slowly and hardly opened his eyes. He smiled when he saw the girl of his dreams.
"April?" He forced himself to lean forward and embrace her slowly. "I'm sorry..." he said with a weak voice. "I'm really an idiot..."
The redhead's eyes widened in shock. She pulled back a little to observe him. "You? An idiot?"
Donnie felt a sharp pain in the chest, but he felt her arms preventing him from falling.
With an effort, he managed to face her.
"I thought...that being a human...not a green mutant freak...I...I could..."He was almost crying, but he felt the girl's finger over his lips.
"You could have a chance with me?" Donnie was shocked. It looked like she was reading his thoughts.
"This...this is ridiculous! Donnie...I don't care what you are..." She caressed his face as she spo
Hetaoni Dairies part 5Hetaoni Dairies part 53 years ago in Romance More Like This
Hetaoni Dairies part 5
You felt trapped in a dark empty room; the area had one light shining afar from you. It glowed with power and hope, with light and dark. You looked ahead and were all you could see light that way forward. Turning around you saw blackness, darkness, emptiness.
In that darkness sat a small child in the corner that cried alone, it cried of it hardship of it time. Whispers, familiar voices whispered around you in a tangle loop, crying and wanting. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I didn't mean too!" came a cry from the child as it bang against the dark emptiness. It shadows glowed white around itself, it turns to you screaming and yelling "I didn't mean too! Please give me another try!" it ran towards you with deep sorrow, you jumped back in fear as it passed through you with one last cry "one more try!"
The empty place of darkness disappeared before you and soon was man with a book in his hand, "I'm almost out, I'm almost out of here" he said happily with slight tears in his
Italy talks with cleverbotItaly talks with cleverbot4 years ago in Settings More Like This
Conversation with Cleverbot
Italy: Have you seen germany today!
CleverBot: Have I seen a what?
Italy: Germany! My bestest friend in the world! Have you seen him?
Cleverbot: Obviously. I am him.
Cleverbot: Get a real life.
Italy: D: Germany thats not nice!
Cleverbot: I have to go to bed now.
Italy: Can I sleep with you tonight?
Cleverbot: If you bring your own pillow.
Italy: YAYYYYYY~ IM SO HAPPY GERMANY!
Cleverbot: Do you know about running down a dream?
Italy: D: I don't want to do more running today germany!
Cleverbot: I like it. Do you?
Italy: OF COURSE!
Cleverbot: Heck yes!
Italy: LETS GO MAKE SOME RIGHT NOW GERMANY!
Cleverbot: If I can input you into a doll in the future sure, I'll come with you.
Italy: D: I SURRENDER JUST PLEASE DON'T TURN ME INTO A DOLL EVEN THOUGH DOLLS ARE VERY NICE AND SUCH I DON'T WANT TO WEAR FRILLY DRESSES AND HAVE TEA PARTIES I JUST WANT TO LIVE!
Cleverbot: You are full of surprises
Italy: I am?
Awesomer Than CleverbotUser: I'm awesome!Awesomer Than Cleverbot5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cleverbot: You are awesome?
User: Yes, I Gilbert, otherwise known as Prussia, am the awesomest!
Cleverbot: I noticed that as well, are we done?
User: Who would want to be done with the awesome me?
Cleverbot: I would rather be friends with a failure than a winner.
User: Suit yourself.
Cleverbot: You're right, I do look better in a suit.
User: The awesome me never said that!
Cleverbot: Awesome? What do you mean by awesome?
User: Shut up!
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: The awesome me demands it of you!
Cleverbot: Did you know that Stairwat to Heaven has sublinimal messages in it?
Cleverbot: Is that the only song by them that you know?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: No movie is awesome enough for me!
Cleverbot: That's lovely.
User: Don't you mean awesome?
Cleverbot: You wouldn't dare.
Cleverbot: I am female. Is this a problem?
User: Wait... Is this Hungary?
Cleverbot: Yes, but seriously o.o.
User: What the heck are you
Cleverbot doesn't like GermanyUser: Hi. Are you human or a country?Cleverbot doesn't like Germany5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
User: I'm a country.
Cleverbot: I love country boys.
User: No, I AM a country. Canada.
Cleverbot: Canadians aren't human?
User: Yes, they are human.
Cleverbot: You never said that they are human?
Cleverbot: You're making things up.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: You. Not me.
Cleverbot: Yes you.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: No, you.
Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea.
Cleverbot: They can get their own. My printer's not printing!
User: Ummm... Okay?
Cleverbot: Ok but watch your back.
User: What? *turns and sees Russia behind her, smiling creepily.*.
User: Become one with mother Russia, yes?
Cleverbot: Become to with Nestor Makhno.
Cleverbot: My boyfriend.
User: Oh. How is he doing?
Cleverbot: He is doing great!
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Yeah you know, a bit rusty.
Cleverbot: Do you know the future?
Cleverbot: No. It's pointless.
TMNT OC Profile SheetTMNT OC Profile Sheet 1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Reason of Mutation (If Mutated):
Marital Status: With who? (Crushing, Taken, In relationship, married, divorced, etc.)
Mask Color (If they have a mask):
Clothing (What clothing do they wear, its length, and color.):
Rank Type (Are they the leader type? The mechanics type? Etc.):
Day Style (Rainy, Sunny, Partly Cloudy, etc.):
Song (CAN BE MADE UP):
Place to Be:
Mulan Turtlefied Chapter 1 Bring honor to usMulan Turtlefied Chapter 16 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a cold and silent night with little to no wind blowing. Krang was walking along the Great Wall, patrolling. He looked around then out of nowhere the sound of a hawk screeched in the night. Before he could turn around to look, his helmet was smacked of his head and the said hawk landed on top of a spire then screeched. Krang held his head, what was that bird doing? Then all of a sudden a hook was thrown into the air and onto the Great Wall. He looked over as more hooks came into view. Krang's eyes widened and he raced to the signal fire. "Light the Signal! We'r
Break The Ice ( Mikasa x Reader x Annie ) Chap. 5Break The Ice ( Mikasa x Reader x Annie ) Chap. 51 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Mina! I can't do that!" You said with a flustered face
"It's a dare, (Y/n)" Sasha stated with a smirk
"What do I have to do if I refuse to kiss Annie and Mikasa?" You asked uneasily
"Hm... You have to steal Shadis' coat and put it on. Then run into the Boys' dorm and scream 'I am a sexy virgin'" Sasha's smirk grew wider and your face turned terrified
"I don't want to die!" You shouted and quickly looked at the two females you were supposed to kiss. Their cheeks were tinted red, but their expressions remained stoic
"Just do the dare, (Y/n)! If you are having such a hard time, it's okay to not say who kisses better!" Mina smiled and you whined, looking at Mikasa who was sitting beside you.
You put your hand on the Asian girl's chin, startling her a bit. It seems she thought you would chicken out, but actually you were very eager. Tilting your head, you uneasily put your lips against her, slowly moving them and being as gentle as you could. Mikasa's hands went around your neck as she kis
Starry Night - a Fax one-shot "Max. Max." I heard Fang softly whispering my name. My eyelids lifted and I peered through the thick darkness. Where was he? Where was I for that matter? Then I remembered: we were at Ella's house trying to hide from the vicious Erasers, as if that were even possible. I was sleeping on a queen-sized bed with Nudge, Angel nestled between us cuddling her fuzzy bear Celeste, while the boys and Total were sprawled across the carpeted bedroom floor.Starry Night - a Fax one-shot5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
As my eyes adjusted to the low light, I saw Fang standing near the door motioning for me to follow him. Interested and strangely intrigued, I slowly lifted myself off the bed and tiptoed around the sleeping forms of Iggy and Gazzy. I stepped out into the hall looking for Fang and gasped when a finger tapped my shoulder.
"Come with me," he whispered and gently slipped his hand into mine. Boy was I surprised. He drew me through the sil
Cleverbot N. ItalyUser: Ciao~ My name is Veneciano!Cleverbot N. Italy4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Cleverbot: English please.
User: Okay. Hello! I'm Veneciano!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.
User: What? Veneciano is my name.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Don't you remember?
User: Huh? This is my first time doing this!
Cleverbot: Oh klz.
Cleverbot: We have so much things in comum :3.
User: You need to go to a grammar school. I hear they have great shools in germany!
Cleverbot: Tulips are my favorite flower.
User: I like tulips too!
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: You are fun! I like you too! You don't yell at me.
Cleverbot: But I like you.
User: Yay! I like you too!
Cleverbot: What do you think of me?
User: You are amazing!
Cleverbot: What do you eat?
Cleverbot: Yum. Do you eat cabonara?
User: Of course! I love all kinds of Pata!
Cleverbot: Name a movie.
User: Paint it white.
Cleverbot: Do you like Beast of Burden?
User: I've never seen that movie! Is it good?
Cleverbot: It is also a book.
User: I might
Break The Ice ( Mikasa x Reader x Annie ) Chap. 6Break The Ice ( Mikasa x Reader x Annie ) Chap. 61 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
You were sitting on the ground with Mikasa, looking at your dear friends that were training in Hand-to-Hand combat. Annie was nowhere to be seen, but it was normal for her to wander around
"Oi, Mika, have you seen Annie anywhere?" You asked her with curious eyes
"I saw her in the mess hall, but after that, nothing" She shrugged
"She's in our dorm!" Sasha said with a smirk
"Why don't you go see her?" Ymir appeared behind her
"A-alright..." You said with narrowed eyes and slowly started moving towards the Girls' dorm. Every female, except Mikasa started giggling and you just chose to ignore it. You opened the door being absolutely oblivious to what was going to happen..
"Annie, Are you her-" Your face turned crimson when you saw Annie standing with only her panties. She was covering her breasts with her hands. You closed the door before she could say something.
"Shit, fuck, shit, fuck, shit..." You whispered and tried to cool down your cheeks when the door was opened and you were c
Flocked in ForksMAX POVFlocked in Forks6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The flock was now settled at Mom's house for an in-between-missions-mini-break. I was still waiting for our next assignment from the oh-so-convenient Voice in my head. Yeah, you heard me right; I have a Voice in my head, besides my own. You mean you don't have one? Well, hey, lucky you.
I was pretty antsy about staying at my mom's for such a long time. We had been here almost two weeks. What if Erasers found us? They would know where my mom was, and probably use it against me, since they're just nice little mutants that way.
"Hey, Max, wanna go for a swim with us?" I heard Gazzy yell from the living room. Mom had gotten an in-ground pool for Ella's thirteenth birthday. She was currently at summer camp for a week. Mom was gone, visiting some old friends.
"Yeah, come on, Max," the rest of the flock echoed. Except, of course, Mr. Too-Good-To Say-Anyt