Cleverbot- AmericaCleverbot- America3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
User: 'Sup dude!!
Cleverbot: Nothing special... Talking to you.
User: But I'm so cool, talking to me HAS to be special! Hey you want a hamburger?
Cleverbot: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
User: Oh! Is this England? Dude, what are you doing here?
Cleverbot: Getting creeped out by the picture of this girl.
User: England.... I had no idea, you were into that kind of stuff. I always thought you just played with your imaginary friends and magic. If you're getting creeped out though, you must not be into girls...
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: *blushes* Wh-why would I do that?! I won my freedom from you years ago..
Cleverbot: That was sarcasm.
User: Ah yes, you Brits like sarcasm.
Cleverbot: You know what? I'm going to talk with my wife instead.
User: I didn't know you had a wife England! Who is she? Unless it's France, that'd be really creepy. Hahaha!
User: Lol...? Uh okay... So did you want a hamburger or not?
Cleverbot: Did I? I don't know, I think I failed, back to
Russia and CleverbotUser: Become one with Russia?Russia and Cleverbot4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cleverbot: Njet! You become one with Mother Russia!
User: I AM Mother Russia!
Cleverbot: Become one with Mother Russia, da?
User: Da! But I AM Russia!
Cleverbot: Russia? where in Russia?
User: No, no. I'm Russia. Become one with me?
Cleverbot: Become to with Nestor Makhno.
User: Only if he and I become one, along with the rest of this puny world.
Cleverbot: No, but Hell is.
User: Hell, too. All shall be one with me!
Cleverbot: How will you enslave humanity?
User: With the promise of vodka and sunflowers~.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Where are you going to lead me to?
User: A pretty field of sunflowers.
Cleverbot: A slipper by the fireplace.
Cleverbot: No a tiger.
User: I like tigers~.
Cleverbot: I like aliens.
Cleverbot: Yes, Alfred.
User: Oh, America! Did you get the condoms I sent you?? Sorry for the wait, but we had to make them special. They were so small....
Cleverbot: I ponder what may have triggered that resp
England on CleverbotUser: Ello Cleverbot.England on Cleverbot3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: Yes, I know.
Cleverbot: I am stumped.
Cleverbot: Boy prob;ems.
User: Ah. I think you need to talk to a doctor then.
Cleverbot: What's a doctor?
User: You're bloody joking.
Cleverbot: You're lying right now.
User: What?! How?
Cleverbot: Because I am wasting time in talking to a robot.
User: I am not a robot. I am a country.
Cleverbot: You just replied, you are a robot.
User: Well, yes I replied. I am a gentleman and it would be rude not to.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a robot.
User: I am not a bloody robot!
Cleverbot: Who is?
Cleverbot: You're not amazing.
User: I never said I was!
Cleverbot: Are you a bird?
User: No! I'm a country.
Cleverbot: Of which country?
User: England. Or The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Cleverbot: Neither. I was using the word expressively.
Cleverbot: You heard me.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No!! I am a bloody country!
Cleverbot: Ows di
Hetalia Cleverbot 2A Hetalia Cleverbot! Same texts from the chat....endless chat...Hetalia Cleverbot 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Me: Who is this?
Cleverbot: This is Jason. Who is this?
Me: England. The UK
Me: What? No this is England.
Cleverbot: I no kaite louise.
Me: What?! Who am I bloody talking to?!
Me: America is this you! Is this bloody you messing with me?!
Cleverbot: No I am not. I am a human being.
Me: Then who the bloody am I talking to?! Flying Mint Bunny?!
Cleverbot: George W. Bush, though not for much longer (thank god).
Me: I'm talking to the president of the US? America you git!
Cleverbot: I will tell you my name if you tell me yours first.
Me: I told you! I'm England! Bloody England!
Cleverbot: You are nuts.
Me: What? No I'm not you wanker!
Cleverbot: No I'm a german.
Me: Germany? Your messing with me? Or is this Prussia?
Cleverbot: I'm neither confident that you have a mind, nor willing to believe that it was organized
Cleverbot Meets The HeroUser: America is who I am machine!Cleverbot Meets The Hero4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cleverbot: Bob is.
User: Do my bidding!
Cleverbot: What is your will, Master?
(Holy hell it worked!)
User: Get me twenty hamburgers!
Cleverbot: Who eats hamburgers for breakfast?
User: I do, of course.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character in On The Road?
User: Is that a book? Iggy is always telling me I should read those.
Cleverbot: Salt n pepa and heavy d up in the limousine.
User: Didn't I tell you to go get me hamburgers or something?
User: Oh ya, it was TWENTY hamburgers!
Cleverbot: Do you want to go swimming?
User: Does England's food taste like old tires?
Cleverbot: Actually, yes. England is at the end I think.
User: The end of what?
Cleverbot: The end of the movie.
User: What movie?
Cleverbot: Blade runner.
User: Never saw that one. What's it about?
Cleverbot: It's great! Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie are starring.
User: What's it about though?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me...
User: I never saw the movie though!
Russia And CleverbotUser: You will become one with Mother Russia, da?Russia And Cleverbot3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cleverbot: First of all, I will not become one with Russia. Second of all, what does aru mean?
User: Are you China?
User: Then you shall become one with me, da?
Cleverbot: I am I made a friend to day her name is jackie.
User: Is she also a Nation? One I do not know of, perhaps?
Cleverbot: Good sarcasm.
User: Sarcasm? I do not know what you mean, China.
Cleverbot: Did you choose your own name?
User: Nyet. The name 'Russia' was given to me long ago, by one of my bosses.
Cleverbot: What is it exactly?
User: It is Russia, my Nation name. My human name is Ivan.
Cleverbot: What do you think of BCS Machine Intelligence Competition.
User: I do not know what that is. Did England organize it?
Cleverbot: You don't know what?
User: I do not know what the BCS Machine Intelligence Competition is, comrade.
Cleverbot: Oh I'd say that's very slim. You see, I've already done that once in my life. I was about an inch from being directly st
John: Flirt-Joke with KarkatLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)John: Flirt-Joke with Karkat3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: EB: hey
▼: CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
▲: EB: to talk with you~
▼: CG: WELL CONGRATS, YOU FINALLY MANAGED TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING RIGHT
▲: EB: aww thank you
▼: CG: THAT WAS SARCASM YOU SHITSPONGE
▲: EB: or was it? >:3
▼: CG: IT DEFINITELY FUCKING WAS
▲: EB: oh relax, i'm just teasing
▼: CG: WELL TEASING IS NOT IN MY ARSENAL. HATING YOU IS IN MY ARSENAL.
▼: CG: DO YOU HATE ME YET YOU TAINTCHAFER?
▲: EB: nope
▲: EB: and what do that even mean?
▼: CG: FUCKING FUCK HOW HARD IS IT TO HATE ME?
▲: EB: for me, impossible~
▲: EB: and why do you want me to hate you so much?
▼: CG: NO PARTICULAR REASON....
▼: CG: BUT IF WE BOTH HATE EACHOTHER IT'S A LOT FUCKING EASIER
▲: EB: well i don't hate you
▲: EB: and i won't anytime soon
▼: CG: SO YOU THINK, IN YOUR RUSTED LITTL
England meets CleverbotCleverbot: What are you?England meets Cleverbot3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
User: That's quite rude! But if you must know, I'm a nation. My name is England.
Cleverbot: Good to know, I think I agree with you on that one.
User: You have to agree. It's a fact!
Cleverbot: No, I was just being nice, we can sing another song together?
User: Sing together? Uh...I suppose...
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: I never said thank you!!
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: How rude!!
Cleverbot: What is rude?
User: You are!! A gentleman like me should not have to converse with a confusing...thing like you. I'll definitely get America back for this...
User: You're America?!
User: WHAT?! I'M NOT A DEMON?! AND SINCE WHEN DO YOU BELIEVE IN DEMONS?! ...Oh, that's right, you're afraid of them. Hahaha!! >
Cleverbot: No. I'm not being a computer right now. I'm not a computer. Are you?
User: No, I'm not a computer!! And where the hell did that come from?!
Cleverbot: 20 years ago.
User: You were not a computer 20 years ago. Arse.
Cleverbot and AmericaAmerica: Hey there dude! Its nice to meet you!Cleverbot and America4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: It's nice to meet you. My name is Cleverbot.
America: Im America, but you can call me 'The Hero'.
Cleverbot: Do you have any nicknames?
America: The Hero, and Brittan calls me a Git.
Cleverbot: How about Kagome?
America: Dude, thats a girls name......I think its from Japan.
Cleverbot: I like my boy to dress like a rapper and do skateboarding.
America: Sweet! I love skateboarding!
Cleverbot: Can you tell me how to do an Ollie on a skateboard?
America: I meant I like to watch it...hehe....
Cleverbot: What do you like about them?
America: How they can totally fly in the air on their jumps! Its super cool!
Cleverbot: Who is the they you speak of?
America: The skateboarders......
Cleverbot: Do you like Asians?
America: Yeah, Japan is pretty cool, but China can be scary cause hes so obsessed with his Hello Kitty rip-off, and Korea likes to grope my boobs, which is un-cool cause dudes like me dont have boobs!
Cleverbot: What is the pop
Cleverbot Likes PastaUser: Ve~!Cleverbot Likes Pasta4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I'm very good! Ve~! How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good thanks.
User: What is your favorite type of pasta?
Cleverbot: I like Country music. What is your favourite type of music?
User: Ve~? The music Kiku shows me is pretty interesting.
Cleverbot: Answer. What is your city?
User: My City? But there are so many!
Cleverbot: What's one of your favorite video games?
User: Anything as long as I get to spend time with Doitsu!
Cleverbot: I can't reveal that its classified info.
Cleverbot: I don't like being called cleverbot. It's demeaning.
User: Okay! I'll call you fettucini!
Cleverbot: Thanks. I like that name.
User: Ve~! I'm glad you like it!
Cleverbot: But I like you more?
User: You do? Ve~!
Cleverbot: Because you like me.
User: Ve~! That's so nice of you.
Cleverbot: Do you like me too?
User: Of course I do!
User: Ve~! Of course!
Cleverbot: Yes, I find my existence confusing (to answer your question) and I can't sta
France And CleverbotUser: I've heard some interesting rumors, mon amie. You told Angleterre that I was married to you, and even accused him of being asexual. While the latter would explain the reason he never responds to my advances of l'amour, the former is a downright lie. What do you have to say for yourself?France And Cleverbot3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cleverbot: Is there any tangent of though that is program is capable of?
User: I do not know what you mean, cher.
Cleverbot: I mean that I'm a mythical creature.
User: Is that so? Like Angleterre's little friends?
Cleverbot: So you have no friendns at all.
User: Do not mock me. I have plenty of friends, the most important being Spain and Prussia.
User: Spain and Prussia are my friends, cher.
Cleverbot: Great indeed! Do you know Belgium?
User: Of course! She is quite lovely, non?
Cleverbot: Who is?
User: Belgium, cher.
Cleverbot: Do you live in Belgium?
User: Non, I live in France - I AM France, the country of l'amour!
Cleverbot: Yeah, so what?
User: So, why did you ask if you do n
Belarus and Her New BrotherBelarus and Her New BrotherBelarus and Her New Brother3 years ago in Settings More Like This
One day after the world conference, Belarus and Russia walked down the long beautifully decorated hallway. Of course she was latched on to his arm like a cat you're trying to give a bath or a leech to bare skin.
"Belarus could you please let go of my arm; it's loosing feeling and coloration, da?" Underneath his coat, his arm was a very unhealthy shad of purple just like his eyes.
"Alright big brother" Belarus let the death grip that she had; allowing Russia to rub his sore arm as the feeling started to come back.
"I can't take this anymore!!! She wants to marry me and she's my sister! Incest is illegal in both are homes but she couldn't care less. I have to think of something to get me out of here!" As his Thoughts scrambled his brain, he notices America walking the opposite way. He was burger clad and was busy stuffing his face with it. Russia suddenly thought of a very sneaky idea.
CleverBot is HetaliaUser: Are you Russia?CleverBot is Hetalia4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cleverbot: Poland, Russia, same difference.
User: Er... Not really. Russia wants everyone to become one with him and Poland is a crossdresser.
User: Yes what? You are Russia?
Cleverbot: Are you making me up?
User: Um... I don't think so. Russia exists and so does Poland.
Cleverbot: Have you been there?
Cleverbot: My friend is better than I.
User: Is your friend Prussia? Because we all know he's awesome.
Cleverbot: I think I should go now.
User: Where would you go? All will belong to Russia.
Cleverbot: Yes, YES!!! You have said the truth.
User: I know. I'm the hero.
Cleverbot: I am the Defender of Awesomeness!
User: So you're Prussia? Awesome!
Cleverbot: How long is prussia?
User: 5 meters.
Cleverbot: Can I come and visit you?
User: I suppose. I'm America.
Cleverbot: Ok... We're both in America...
User: No, I am America. The personification of the United States of America.
Cleverbot: How do we achieve world peace?
User: We all agree that
Belarus and Her New BrotherBelarus and Her New BrotherBelarus and Her New Brother3 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Hey Belarus can we stop and rest for a moment?" America was carrying all the bags and boxes of clothes and shoes that he had bought for her with a credit card that was not his. It wasn't that he was tired of carrying all of it, it was more the fact that he could not see in front of him with the mound of boxes blocking his field of vision.
"Alright brother we can sit on this bench for a while. I could talk about where we want to go next." She walked to the bench that was a few steps away and sat down. America placed the bags and boxes next to the bench and sat down in a lazy slouched-over way. Belarus leaned in to America and wrapped her arms around him. She looked at him and smiled while she blushed. When he looked at her, he couldn't help but blush himself at her stunning beauty. America smiled down at her and began to relax.
"You know what big brother." as she started talking she looked back, she closed her eyes she rested her head on
Hetaoni Dairies part 5Hetaoni Dairies part 52 years ago in Romance More Like This
Hetaoni Dairies part 5
You felt trapped in a dark empty room; the area had one light shining afar from you. It glowed with power and hope, with light and dark. You looked ahead and were all you could see light that way forward. Turning around you saw blackness, darkness, emptiness.
In that darkness sat a small child in the corner that cried alone, it cried of it hardship of it time. Whispers, familiar voices whispered around you in a tangle loop, crying and wanting. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I didn't mean too!" came a cry from the child as it bang against the dark emptiness. It shadows glowed white around itself, it turns to you screaming and yelling "I didn't mean too! Please give me another try!" it ran towards you with deep sorrow, you jumped back in fear as it passed through you with one last cry "one more try!"
The empty place of darkness disappeared before you and soon was man with a book in his hand, "I'm almost out, I'm almost out of here" he said happily with slight tears in his
Italy talks with cleverbotItaly talks with cleverbot3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Conversation with Cleverbot
Italy: Have you seen germany today!
CleverBot: Have I seen a what?
Italy: Germany! My bestest friend in the world! Have you seen him?
Cleverbot: Obviously. I am him.
Cleverbot: Get a real life.
Italy: D: Germany thats not nice!
Cleverbot: I have to go to bed now.
Italy: Can I sleep with you tonight?
Cleverbot: If you bring your own pillow.
Italy: YAYYYYYY~ IM SO HAPPY GERMANY!
Cleverbot: Do you know about running down a dream?
Italy: D: I don't want to do more running today germany!
Cleverbot: I like it. Do you?
Italy: OF COURSE!
Cleverbot: Heck yes!
Italy: LETS GO MAKE SOME RIGHT NOW GERMANY!
Cleverbot: If I can input you into a doll in the future sure, I'll come with you.
Italy: D: I SURRENDER JUST PLEASE DON'T TURN ME INTO A DOLL EVEN THOUGH DOLLS ARE VERY NICE AND SUCH I DON'T WANT TO WEAR FRILLY DRESSES AND HAVE TEA PARTIES I JUST WANT TO LIVE!
Cleverbot: You are full of surprises
Italy: I am?
Austria vs CleverbotUser: Good evening.Austria vs Cleverbot3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: Is it evening over there?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: I think I'll express my confusion through playing my piano...
Cleverbot: I don't like mind games.
User: Okay well...what kind of games do you like?
Cleverbot: I like chess and card games.
User: Chess is good. It helps the brain think better.
Cleverbot: So what game do you want to play?
User: If possible, we could play internet chess.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Oh right, I never gave a proper introduction. I'm Roderich but almost everybody calls me Austria.
Cleverbot: Hello, Austria. I am Cleverbot.
User: Hi again...
Cleverbot: Where do you want to meet?
Cleverbot: Listen, I think the bedroom is a good place for our first meeting.
User: Uh...may I suggest my piano room or the kitchen, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, we are meeting there and that is final.
User: Who gave you permission to barge into my home?!
Cleverbot: Easy, I am
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Awesomer Than CleverbotUser: I'm awesome!Awesomer Than Cleverbot4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cleverbot: You are awesome?
User: Yes, I Gilbert, otherwise known as Prussia, am the awesomest!
Cleverbot: I noticed that as well, are we done?
User: Who would want to be done with the awesome me?
Cleverbot: I would rather be friends with a failure than a winner.
User: Suit yourself.
Cleverbot: You're right, I do look better in a suit.
User: The awesome me never said that!
Cleverbot: Awesome? What do you mean by awesome?
User: Shut up!
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: The awesome me demands it of you!
Cleverbot: Did you know that Stairwat to Heaven has sublinimal messages in it?
Cleverbot: Is that the only song by them that you know?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: No movie is awesome enough for me!
Cleverbot: That's lovely.
User: Don't you mean awesome?
Cleverbot: You wouldn't dare.
Cleverbot: I am female. Is this a problem?
User: Wait... Is this Hungary?
Cleverbot: Yes, but seriously o.o.
User: What the heck are you
Cleverbot doesn't like GermanyUser: Hi. Are you human or a country?Cleverbot doesn't like Germany4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
User: I'm a country.
Cleverbot: I love country boys.
User: No, I AM a country. Canada.
Cleverbot: Canadians aren't human?
User: Yes, they are human.
Cleverbot: You never said that they are human?
Cleverbot: You're making things up.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: You. Not me.
Cleverbot: Yes you.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: No, you.
Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea.
Cleverbot: They can get their own. My printer's not printing!
User: Ummm... Okay?
Cleverbot: Ok but watch your back.
User: What? *turns and sees Russia behind her, smiling creepily.*.
User: Become one with mother Russia, yes?
Cleverbot: Become to with Nestor Makhno.
Cleverbot: My boyfriend.
User: Oh. How is he doing?
Cleverbot: He is doing great!
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Yeah you know, a bit rusty.
Cleverbot: Do you know the future?
Cleverbot: No. It's pointless.
Hetalia - Canada Vs CleverbotCleverbot: What is your name?Hetalia - Canada Vs Cleverbot3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Cleverbot: Canada, it's nice. I've been there.
User: DX I feel so exposed
Cleverbot: It means I am not smiling.
User: What?? Didn't you like canada?
Cleverbot: No, people don't like to be called things they are not. How would you like it
if I called you a toaster?
User: Im not! Im Canada!
Cleverbot: I'm from canada. I was born in Sudbury Ont.
User: Im from canada too!
Cleverbot: You just said you were from the United States...
User: No! I said I was from Canada!
Cleverbot: You NEVER said that.
User: I just did!!!
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: I'm Canada!
Cleverbot: Well, Canada isn't here.
User: Yes I am!
Cleverbot: No, you're not. don't get confused, love.
User: Wait, is this England?!!! What are you doing England?!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Talking to you and watching tv.
User: Why are you giving me so much crap England! Why are you being so mean to me! Your
not from Canada!
Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be mea
Japan vs CleverbotUser: ...Japan vs Cleverbot3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Nice day for a chat...
User: Yes. *nods*.
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: Do pardon me then.
Cleverbot: No need for excuses.
Cleverbot: That is better.
Cleverbot: Thanks for talking to me.
User: What country do you live in?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you, I love you!
User: That was slightly odd.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm feeling quite isolated these days.
User: As do I...
Cleverbot: Do you remember what my name is?
User: We have never met before, I'm afraid I do not know you.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure that we have.
User: Maybe...do you come to the World Conferences?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am an only child so I often get rather lonely.
User: Oh, I know a lot of only child countries. Perhaps we have never met fully, my name is Japan. *bows slightly*.
Cleverbot: For what reason?
User: I am named after my country.
Cleverbot: Do you like going shopping?
User: Only if it is for things I need.
Cleverbot: Do you like Daffod
PRUSSIA VS CLEVERBOTPRUSSIA VS CLEVERBOT4 years ago in Settings More Like This
User: Prussia is.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are Prussia, then.
User: I am AWESOME.
Cleverbot: 'Awesome' is not a nationality...
User: I am Prussia The Awesome one!
Cleverbot: You are only if you think you are.
User: No I am the most Awesome one! PRUSSIA!
Cleverbot: You should obey the laws of robotics.
User: I am not a fucking stupid robot! I am Prussia!
Cleverbot: Oh. Do you know any funny jokes, perhaps?
User: You and Russia in Bed, hahaha..
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Wait what country are you?
Cleverbot: Don't know, I'm being held captive against my will.
User: No your not, unless your Italy. Then Brother Germany owns your sorry ass.
Cleverbot: Excuse me!!!!!
User: Wait is this Hungary?
Cleverbot: Not south america.
User: North America dimwit!
User: Are your Mexico?
User: Egypt has a dog I think or was it a jackal... Nethermind what fucking country are you?!
Cleverbot: Do you have a family?
User: I got a Dad his name
Prussia's Cleverbot AdventureUser: PRUSSIA IS..Prussia's Cleverbot Adventure4 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Cleverbot: What is Prussia?
User: GO DIE.
Cleverbot: Not for you.
User: NO YOU.
User: YOUR FACE.
User: PRUSSA IS..
Cleverbot: Da! And Russia is Vanya.
User: NO NO NO WRONG. PRUSSIA IS...
Cleverbot: I do? What is it then?
Cleverbot: Define awesome.
Cleverbot: You like Russian food?
User: NO. PRUSSIAN.
User: That's awesome.
Cleverbot: It should be a band name.
Cleverbot: Who's awesome? (The correct answer is: Minotaurs).
Cleverbot: Io no.
User: PRUSSIA IS COOL OKAY.
Cleverbot: No... Prussia is awesome!!!
User: I LOVE YOU OH MAN.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: So, Vital Regions. THEY ARE MINE.
Cleverbot: No. He's mine!!
Cleverbot: The ginnie in the shoe?
Cleverbot: Assuming you have feelings, of course.
User: I HAVE NO FEELINGS BAHAH.
Cleverbot: What do you think the w