Total Drama Meltdown Part 1Total Drama Meltdown Part 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"That does it for this season of Total Drama Action!" Chris shouts as the cameras cut rolling. In an instant, the set producers and the Production assistants all spring into action crowding around and cutting through each other to clean up what was left of the abandoned studio. Chris shouts randomly in the air.
"Can somebody please get this microphone off me, I'm starting to chafe!"
Immediately, twenty production aids rush to him and remove the wire with haste.
Back in his trailer, Chris' personal assistant, Terry, gets a call on her cell phone; she answers it.
"Hello?" She says.
A woman's voice comes over the other line.
"Hi, can I speak to Mr. Mclean It's very urgent."
Chris hears his assistant running toward him shouting his name in desperation.
"Terry, what's up?"
"Chris, you need to take this."
Chris's expression changes from his usual nonchalant attitude to one of dread at the very thought of what she could have possibly meant. He takes the phone and goes to some place
TDAI: Playa das Losas Part 2Gwen, Meredith, Emily, and Christina all stared dreamily off into the shadows, watching someone lurking there.TDAI: Playa das Losas Part 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Nick is so hot, Gwen said.
Hes a total bada*bleep* Meredith said.
He doesnt play by anyones rules but his own, Christina said.
I want him, was all Emily said.
Wait a minute, Christina said. What are we all doing over here? Nicks single, and so are we. And we all want him. We should be trying to get him to want us!
Thats a nice thought, Christina, Gwen said. But hed pick me. No contest.
Well, theres one way to find out for sure, Emily said.
The girls all looked at each other, then at Nick. They simultaneously dashed out of the pool toward him.
The waves caused by them disturbed Laurens backstroke.
Stupid, she murmured.
Eric, Chloe, and Lily were sitting at the pool bar, while Zach was working behind it. Eric was
TDAI: Playa das Losas Part 3Lauren tiptoed to the hot tub, and set a speaker just behind Chris head.TDAI: Playa das Losas Part 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Then, she fled back into the bushes, where Julian and Michael were waiting.
Weve done all we can, Michael said. Youre on your own now.
Wait, how do I work it? Lauren asked.
Thats what she said, Julian snickered to himself.
Just talk into this microphone, Michael said, handing it to her. Whatever you say will come out as Chris voice on the speaker. Good luck.
Michael and Julian left.
Well, here goes, Lauren whispered to herself. She peered out of the bushes to see Dina and Chris.
Oh, Dina, Lauren said into the microphone. Sure enough, it came out as Chris voice.
Oh, Chris, Dina said.
Im so glad youre easy, Lauren said into the microphone.
WHAT? Dina said, pulling away from Chris.
You heard me, Lauren repeated. Your
TDAI Reunion Part 4Izzy's clue vanished from the list.TDAI Reunion Part 44 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Oh no!" Shanii shouted in her helicopter. "Another ticket's been found!"
"Oh," Myles sighed. "Which clues are left?"
"Duncan's, Tyler's, Courtney's, Ezekiel's, Heather's, and, surprisingly, Lindsay's," Shanii replied.
"Hey, babe, could you read the remaining clues again? I feel like we've been gone for months now, and I could use a refresher," Kevin said.
Shanii nodded, and refreshed her team on the remaining clues.
Clue Number 2 was Duncan's clue: In Aladdin from Arabian Nights (or so Dorkwad Harold tells me) a genie grants three wishes. The ticket is on top of one of three.
Clue Number 4 was Tyler's clue: You better bring some serious dinner to the table, man, if you wanna steal Roo from Kanga! She'll mess you up otherwise, man!!
Clue Number 5 was Courtney's clue: He will redeem you if you find the ticket at this New Wonder of the World.
Clue Number 6 was Ezekiel's clue: The ticket's at the one with the penguins, eh?
Clue Number 9 was Heather's cl
TDAI Reunion Part 3Noah's clue vanished from the list.TDAI Reunion Part 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Uh-oh!" Emily said. "There are only eight tickets left, Nick!"
Nick, who was piloting the helicopter, glanced over.
"Which clue do you suppose we go with?" he asked.
"I don't know should we just go ahead with Lindsay's?" Emily asked.
"No! Getting Lindsay's ticket is a show of weakness, since it's so blatantly obvious," Nick said.
"Hm " Emily said.
Meanwhile, in another helicopter, Dina was trying to fly.
However, the other three companions were wearing her patience thin.
"Um, guys? A second ticket is missing from the list!" Liana said.
"Oh no!" Sydney said. "If we had ten clues, and now two of them are missing that means there are wait, don't help me with this one three?"
"No, it's not three!" Mandie said.
"Well, if you're so smart, what is it, Ms. Smarty Pants? Smarty smarty smarty!" Sydney taunted.
"WILL THE THREE OF YOU JUST SHUT THE *bleep* UP?!?!" Dina exploded.
"NOT ONE MORE WORD OUT OF Y
TDAI: Playa das Losas Part 1Last time, on Total Deviant Art Island! Cameron said. Our six campers became gladiators for the day. First we had them fight each other, and then the losers got to face a scary lion. Only Curly was able to beat the lion though, and now the two are close friends. But more importantly, someone got the boot. And, shockingly, that someone was Chris. What happens next? Find out now, on Total! Deviant Art! Island!TDAI: Playa das Losas Part 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cameron was on a jet-ski parked along the Dock of Shame.
Youve seen 39 campers on this island, she said.
Joey, Curly, and Curlys lion, Simba, were running from Chef Gerry in the background, stealing some of his food.
Only five are left, Cameron continued.
Kevin played fetch with his pet weasel, Spike, in the distance.
And, quite frankly, theyre sick of each other, Cameron said.
Liam was playing a song, and Juliette ripped the guitar out of his hands and smashed it on the ground. Then she walked away.
Metallica - MetallifunThis is the Story of a Little Band called METALLICAMetallica - Metallifun8 years ago in Humor More Like This
ONE PHANTOM LORD was riding with his friends THE FOUR HORSEMEN and stopped at a bar where they drank WHISKEY IN THE JAR.
He told them that his girlfriend TUESDAYS GONE with the wind, only to be answered by PRINCE CHARMING: SO FvK!N WHAT?!
He replied back: But I was her LOVERMAN! And still, WHEREVER I MAY ROAM, THE MEMORY REMAINS. Don't you understand that THE UNNAMED FEELING still lingers in my heart?
My MAMA SAID: Oh my poor little boy, you need to PURIFY your broken heart. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS now. You need to SEEK & DESTROY her. Just go find her and pour some FUEL all over her body and then ask her to JUMP IN THE FIRE, while youre chanting: DIE, DIE MY DARLING! and performing the DEVILS DANCE
And so while doing that, people passing by were asking me: FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS?
KING NOTHING said, with a sigh of relief: Well at least AINT MY BITCH! I, b
Rescue MeHe shifted until his back settled against the wall, shivering a little as the cold, muddy stone touched his bare skin.Rescue Me8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He would have wrapped his arms around himself to shield his unprotected body from the chill, but as he had spent so long with his arms held above him in the restricting chains, he was steadily getting used to it. After a few more minutes, he would start to lose feeling in one hand, the thick metal shackle pressing against his wrist, and he would have to shift again. He didn't like shifting back onto his left side; that was where the majority of the wounds were, and although they continued to sting no matter what he did, leaning his weight onto that side caused them to sting even more.
He wished that they would at least have given him a blanket or something. He had originally believed that, with the claims that they had made, they would at least have done something for him. Not that they were obligated to. He also thought that with everything he had done for
Defining MeDefining Me~Defining Me4 years ago in Emotional More Like This
I am Kari
I am as old as you want to think/believe I am
I am bisexual and I don't care if you have a problem with that
I love food
On occasions I think I eat too much and feel fat but my friends always reassure me.
I think I want to be a nurse But I re-discovered my love of Marine Biology and I'm working on Art more what should I be/will end up being? Who Knows~ Maybe a Nurse to aquatic animals who paints/draws/photographs/writes about them~
I have the greatest friend in the UNIVERSE! <3
Proud to be myself~
A music whore~
A slight glutton~
Trying to be the best person/friend I can be~
Too much more to name~
I am secretly
Self-Loathing at times
Behind my smile
Once again, I am proud of who I am~
It's like I always say
"You Can't Be Anyone But Yourself"
Story of an old landStory of an old land9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The sky went black
And all I could see were red blades and blue roses
Tears dripping from each petal in to the soil.
Every little heart-beat.. embraced an old soul.
Spirits gathered together..
witnessing death of an angel
a loss to our spirit
a defeat for our territory
Every-one watched as life was no longer the same
every drop counted
a new hope,
a new creed given,
a new faith, they promised us with no hate.
That is our story.
Like any other tale, told a long ago
by a passing stranger..
Looking closer, tears are the blood tonight.
heaven burnt down
by a drunk fool
no-one will love again..
all the pride gone..
all the purity..
all the unity.
We betrayed god, a scarecrow said
a new god, not ours
ours was forgotten long ago
turned her back to our homes
darkness has returned to the land
a land once golden of love
and only noble purity
life has new meaning.
All we can, is hope.
for another hero..
maybe a messenger,
to put back some love in our homes.
The Fourth Of MayThe Fourth Of May9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
On this day,
The fourth of May
I went to the sea
To be taken away…
As I close my eyes
I think of the salt
That will be washed up on the shore.
I'm looking out my window,
And can't help but wish for more.
It makes me want to think of you after all.
The hill is so inviting, I won't struggle or crawl.
The clouds atop seem so endless,
As they softly sweep the sky.
It makes me long for something to stop the distance
Separating you and I.
Your cake is so delicious as I eat beside the sea.
The sweetness seems to penetrate,
As you hold tight on to me.
I feel some comfort, you ease my pain.
Come follow me, let's watch the rain.
SpiritIf my soul would fly away tonightSpirit4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I only pray that you would be the one
To catch me, grab my hand
And take me home with you
Things I Can't Tell YouI don't tell youThings I Can't Tell You4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
That I cut
Because I know you'll freak out.
That I'm in love
Because you'll tell me I'm too young to know what love is.
That I'm unsure about my gender
Because you'll say it's all in my head.
That I'm lonely
Because you'll tell me you are too.
That I'm scared of what may happen
Because you'll say to just calm down.
That I've dated girls, even though they were online
Because you'll yell about how dangerous that was and say it wasn't a real relationship.
That I have problems
Because you'll say "Not like I do."
Because I know I'll be turned away.
I cut because it's an outlet and I when I break down, I don't know what else to do.
I'm in love with the only person who could ever fully accept me for me.
I am who I am. Not a girl, nor a boy, but in the middle.
I'm lonely because I just am. I need to be with people I love.
I'm scared of the future, where I'm going to go, and ending up alone.
I loved th
Vetrans DayToday we honor every man and woman who has served his or her country.Vetrans Day6 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Today we honor every officer who has lost his or her life to a war that neednt be fought.
Today we honor those that show bravery beyond the average man.
Today we honor those who defend the free and give us new reasons to wave our flag.
Today we honor the veterans of our country.
Today we cry for the loss of life that has taken place.
Today we cry for the young and old alike who suffered the ultimate sacrifice to keep us safe.
Today we cry for the loss of innocence and the loss of life.
Today we cry for the children without parents and the parents without child.
Today we cry for our veterans.
Today we smile for the brave show of our military.
Today we smile for the passion that each man and woman shows when they defend our country.
Today we smile for the honor that these extraordinary people bring to our undeserving hearts.
Today we smile for the soliders who were children not to long ago.
Today we smile for our
Am I Supposed To Be Happy?"Am I supposed to be happy, when all I ever wanted It comes with a price.."Am I Supposed To Be Happy?4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Julian McKinn sat in the music room, her fingers gracefully, yet sorrowfully, playing some of her favorite songs. She was fighting back tears, much like she had been doing for the past month or so. She had been suffering recent torment more and more from her schoolmates, in regards to her relationship with her girlfriend, Hope Smith.
The two had started off as nothing more than friends. They had only recently become closer and closer, but there was no denying the connection between them. Their official dating relationship had started when they were sitting together in the music room, Hope watching Julian play. Hope decided to wrap her arm around Julian, turn her head toward hers, and lightly kissed her lips. Julian was caught off guard, but very openly welcomed Hope's love and feelings.
The more time they started to spend together, the more Julian fell in love with the girl she believed
Two Sides Of MeWho is Kari?Two Sides Of Me4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Kari is the one who played with Barbie's
Was forced into dresses and skirts
Who constantly fidgeted in them
Who cries herself to sleep when things get to hard to handle
Who had to adjust to being treated like a girly-girl
Who was tortured at school everyday for no reason
Who was the wallflower that quietly took abuse
Who was called a lesbian by so many people who didn't even know her
Who chose to live this way
Who is Kadin?
Kadin is the one who plays video games
Who tried playing soccer and failed
Who is in love with horror movies
Who gets angry easily
Who chooses the baggy shirts to wear
Who helped Kari find comfort in being herself
Who isn't afraid to burp a bit louder and tell people what he thinks of them
Was comfortable when he got the chance to wear pants to school
Who helps inspire all of my works
Who are Kari and Kadin?
They are me
Two sides of me
They love Steven, friends, family, writing, vintage, poetry and everything else that makes me who I am
They've helped m
waiting for you...waiting, waiting...waiting for you...4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
my heart is pounding
just let me be yours now
i don't know how much longer
i can hold on
i love you and you love me
how much simpler could it be
but we still must overcome one obstacle
i'd wait forever you know that
but please don't drag this out
for too much longer...
Dear StrangerDear Stranger,Dear Stranger4 years ago in Letters More Like This
I have never met you, so I know nothing about you. But, I'm sure you have your share of problems like everyone else. I wish you good luck in life and hope you have people to help you with everything like I do. Keep going and looking up. Be yourself. Best of luck to you
The guide to Canadian PoliticsThe Ravajava Guide to Canadian PoliticsThe guide to Canadian Politics5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Liberal: Answer the question but the answer is wrong
Conservative:Complain but never get around to answering the question
NDP:Answer the question two weeks after everyone knew the answer (Which way is
the wind blowing today Jack?)
Green: Had no clue that their was a question
Blocon't give a F!*@ unless it's Quebec
Almost LoverYour fingertips across my skinAlmost Lover4 years ago in Emotional More Like This
We never actually touched
But I felt you love whenever we talked
The palm tress swaying in the wind
"We can live in a house by the beach right by the ocean and palm trees!" I had told you.
You responded so happily with, "I'd love that! I've always wanted to live by the beach. It would be so perfect!"
I smiled and responded, "I know."
You sang me Spanish lullabies
"Te amo me Kari~"
No other words had ever made me smile so wide until that day. When you so proudly, openly, and beautifully called me yours.
The sweetest sadness in your eyes
Your stunning deep brown eyes always seemed to hold a bittersweet spark
I'm sure you saw it in my eyes as well.
You swore you would never let yourself forget these images.
"We'll always be together, I promise! I love you so much Kari! More than anything!"
I thought this would last forever and you would keep your promises
I guess I was wrong
A Sad and Simple IgnoranceWhile I sit here in my roomA Sad and Simple Ignorance4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I wonder sometimes
Why don't I stand up
If you push me down
I have to ask myself
Why I never hold on
When I am asked to let go
I think I know why:
Its not that I don't try to
Or that having it doesn't make me happy
Its because I don't know that I want it
I don't know how to want it
I never did.
I don't know how it feels
When you want something
Is that why I am scared?
I don't know how to decide
That I want you in my arms
I don't know how it feels
When my love cant go away
Maybe I missed it.
So I sit here and write
And hope just for a second
That it just didn't notice
I run through my mind
And I think to myself
Maybe it's already true
I have such a sad and simple ignorance
How To Save a Life1. LoveHow To Save a Life4 years ago in Emotional More Like This
2. Always be willing to listen
3. Let things go
4. Laugh with someone everyday
5. Lend a hand
6. Don't be scared
7. Listen with your heart, not just your ears
10. Cry if you must
14. Have faith
16. Open up
18. Accept help
19. Don't assume somebody is okay because they say they are
20. Be a shoulder to cry on
21. Let go... There's a beautiful lesson in the breakdown
22. It's okay to be different
24. Just be
25. Don't EVER think you're 'weak'
26. Be prepared to cancel all your plans if someone needs you
27. Trust each other
28. Speak the truth
29. Don't give up
30. Remember that love comes in all shapes and forms
31. Tell someone they're beautiful, because they are
32. Love some one for who they are, not only outside but inside as well
33. Sometimes, all you can do is just hold them, and be silent
34. Be patient
35. Never hide from your problems
36. Offer support when no one else will
Some say love is a RoseSome say love is a Rose,Some say love is a Rose4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Growing only in the most beautiful of gardens.
I say love is a Wildflower
Sprouting up everywhere to add beauty to the dullest of pastures
Some say Love is Blind
Showing us only what it wishes us to see
I say Love is the Truth
Lending us eyes to see beyond the masks of the world
Some say love is a Blessed White Dove
Flying down from the heavens give message to Noah
I say Love is a Raven
Forever proclaiming its secrets to the sky
Some say love Is Beautiful
Giving us wings and teaching us how to fly
I say love is Beauty itself
Showing us the wings that already lift us to the sky
Something 90s This Way ComesA stillness hung in the air as President Rhodes entered the room. Arthur Hammen, well respected general and good friend of Rhodes, quickly jolted from his seat as he heard the door creak. A sharp salute couldnt hide the grim frown he wore on his face.Something 90s This Way Comes5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Arthur, I do hope this matter requires a 3 am trip to the office. Janice wasnt too happy when you rang
Sir, I can assure you this is of the utmost importance. I hope you excuse me if I just skip the formalities and dive straight in? You need to hear this
Rhodes glanced over his old friend, then shuffled sleepily to his desk. His form shrunk as he collapsed into the soft cushions of his magenta chair. Oh come now, General. You and I both know you were never one for formalities.
Right ahem, Hammen shifted wearily. Im not quite sure how to say this, so Ill just be straight. What you are about to see is filed under the top tier of classification. Absolutely not