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The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
A-BRA-HAM SIMP-SON
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
The Simpsons Fan Fic 2The Simpsons Fan Fic 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bart impatiently moved the back of his foot up and down and clinched the end of his desk as he watched the clock. Skinner set down the papers he was checking and stood up. "Well, Simpson," He started, "I hope you learned your lesson this time. I'm not going to tolerate your behavior anymore! Next time you cause ruckus in this school you'll-" "3:00!" Bart jumped from his seat, interrupting his principal. "Catch you later, SkinButt!" He dashed out the class and started to run down the hall. He passed Groundskeeper Willie, who was mopping, and started to slide on the wet floor across the hall. "Cowabunga!" the boy uttered. Skinner watched from
Where I Belong: An FF8 FicSQUALL is inside Ultimecia's Castle (FF8's Arena) about to fight the final battle of FF8.Where I Belong: An FF8 Fic2 years ago in Drama More Like This
ULTIMECIA: ...SeeD... SeeD......SeeD...... SeeD, SeeD, SeeD! Curse all SeeDs. Swarming like locusts across generations. You disgust me. The world was on the brink of that ever-elusive 'time compression'. Insolent fools! Your vain crusade ends here, SeeDs. The price for your meddling is death beyond death. I shall send you to a dimension beyond your imagining. There, I will reign, and you will be my slaves for eternity. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who shall I exterminate first? I'll start with you two!
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vs. ULTIMECIA (Player
"Accident""Daddy?""Accident"3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ooh…? What?" Homer snapped a little bit out of his work upon hearing the small voice and a tug on his leg. He smiled, knowing that little voice and turned to face the young Bartholomew J. Simpson.
With a gentle expression, his father asked, "Hey, son. Can I do something for you?"
"Teddy bear?" Bart pointed up to a shelf, "Please, Daddy?"
Seeing the ragged brown stuffed animal sitting there, Homer nodded, "Of course, son. Let me get it for you." As he took it down, Homer sighed happily, "I had almost forgotten about this."
As the young boy received the special bear, he said, "Thanks, dada. I will be nice to it."
Homer lift
What was Toonami?For all your new fans tonight who are wondering just what Toonami was, pay attention and listen close cause I'm only going to tell this once.What was Toonami?1 year ago in Emotional More Like This
Toonami was a magical place, filled with Seven Magical Dragon Balls that could grant any wish you desired!
Everyone was there aboard the Absolution with Tom and SARA, listen close to the list, there was Sailor Scouts, Thundercats, Ronin Warriors, Namekians, Gundams, Space Outlaws, Saiyans, Aliens, Samurai, Duel Monsters, Spirit Detectives!
And Powerpuff Girls? How the hell did the Powerpuff girls get aboard?
We got a Green Lantern, A Thing, The GODDAMN Batman! Computer programs and viruses, Talking
Applejack's Sacrifice Thunder rolled overhead and lightning singed the grass. Applejack and Twilight had thought the manticores that lurked in the outskirts of Equestria had long since gone.Applejack's Sacrifice1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cobblestone streets were overturned and sharpened to up sticking sharpened points. Rain pelted overhead, blood spattering the remaining flat ones, the heavy rain pelting down not helping to help it trickle away.
A loud roar split the harsh sound of thunder and water spattering; the remaining ponies had all been male and found a way to kill most, but one remained: the bearing leader of their pride.
Twilight's magic had been used beyond repair, her horn snapped in half, o
Broken Glass part 1 of ?Broken Glass part 1 of ?2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Chapter One
The first thing that the cat was aware of was a dull throbbing pain in the back of his head. He then noticed that he was cold and, more importantly, wet. The next thing that creeped into his awareness was the smell of dirt, grime and other nasty things that he didn't want to dwell on. He slowly opened his eyes, blinking several times to clear his vision, hoping that the world would stop spinning in such a disconcerting manner.
Fear suddenly overtook him as he realized that he had no idea where he was or how he had gotten there. He struggled to get up in a mad panic, but his limbs refused to work properly, causing him to flop abo
ERBoH Mickey Mouse vs Bugs BunnyEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!ERBoH Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
MICKEY MOUSE
VS
BUGS BUNNY
BEGIN!
Mickey: Hu ha! fighting off an Oswald rip off named after insects? Oh boy, that's swell!
My ears are round like halos, nothing pointy like you, so go back to hell!
Ha ha! Moneymaking demon, I provide timeless classics for children,
I'll shove that carrot up your rabbit hole if you bite it again!
I'll make this the happiest place on earth once my wish upon a star comes true
So every season's rabbit season for gray haired overgrown rodents like you!
Bugs:EEEEEEEEEEEEhhhhhhhhh What's up, Mick?
I haven't seen you since payed Marvel to suck your dick.
Me, Oswald Rip-off,
ERB: Three Stooges vs. Ed, Edd, n EddyEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!ERB: Three Stooges vs. Ed, Edd, n Eddy3 months ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
ED, EDD, AND EDDY!
VERSUS!
THE THREE STOOGES!
BEGIN!!!
Moe: Look at what we got here, boys! Just a pair of brats!
Larry: We oughta beat 'em senseless with baseball bats!
Curly: Dey're just scammin' people outta quartuhs.
Moe: (smacks Curly) Shaddup, lame-brain! Just wait for my orders!
While you three were makin' scams,
We've been makin' our own comedic plans!
Larry: We've done everything from bein' dictators to drilling for oil!
Curly: Well, yer about to be schooled by Moe, Larry, and Coil!
(whistle)
Eddy: Hey there, it's Ed, Edd n' Eddy!
Wait a sec.... Are these losers even ready?
Edd: Three Stooges
-SPOILER ALERT- Kovu's Day to day part 1-SPOILER ALERT- Kovu's Day to day part 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ookavu awoke to the sound of the morning commute, the chatter of passing commuters and the buzz of car engines hardly muffled by the walls of the condo. His red eyes slowly opened to gaze out the window on to the balcony and at the people below. He laid there drowsy for awhile, his eyes heavy, appreciating the warmth to his back emanating from his peacefully sleeping partner, Casey. After a couple of minutes he pushed himself up and planted his feet on the carpet being careful not to disturb his mate. He rested his face in the palms of his hands and ran his fingers through his greasy bed hair.
VenenoVeneno1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Escuchaba el silbido de la noche
con todo su esplendor y frió pasar
era lo único que me acompañaba junto a mi pesar
te idolatraba a cada segundo en mi mente
quería estrecharte ,amarte,besarte
entregarte todo de mi
cada fibra de mi ávido ser
busca la unión de tu canónico espíritu que jamás alcanzare
la confusión me atormenta siempre
y me golpea como la mas violenta tormenta que un mortal puede recibir
¿Qué ocurrirá al final amado?
¿seguirá este gigantesco sentimiento?
¿y si sigue , me corresponderás?
Las dudas son mi característica principal
Lotus and Snowflower IVAfter a very nice party they decided to go home. Neji and TenTen were quite drunk, but they could still walk. Gai followed the two.Lotus and Snowflower IV2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Shimo and Lee were the last.
'Hey Shimo', Lee wispered. He didn't drink any alcohol, because he knew what would happen.
'Let's go to my home. Your's is so far away and I don't want you to go alone.'
'Lee, it's very nice, but -'
'No but, just come with me.'
Shimo didn't want to argue with the boy, so they just went to his appartement. It was a small three-room appartement, but Shimo liked it. It had many windows and was very clean. She didn't think of Lee as a guy who cares if it was clean, he seemed to be
Never meant to hurt you SuixKaSuiKa FanfictionNever meant to hurt you SuixKa2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Never meant to hurt you
It was early in the morning when team Taka left for a new mission. They had to go back to one of Orishimaru's hideouts, to steal one of his secret scrolls and deliver them to Madara. They had a long way to go.
"Now is my chance! Now I can spend time together with Sasuke again! During that time I'll make sure that he'll fall in love with me.", Karin though to herself and begun to unbutton her shirt to pull out her boobs and make sure Sasuke would notice them. She stopped in front of him and begun to flirt with him.
"Sasuke-kun, you look so tired. Why don't we take a little break and take a refreshin
Angel lullabyAngels DieAngel lullaby2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Angels cry
Angels Fly
Angels sing a angel lullaby
Drenched in blood they sing alone
Under pain of love and hate
Soon to learn fate
God is watching
He sits in temptation waiting to see
Who will fly and who will die
We watch
We live
We die
We sing a angel lullaby
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
Later...
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing)
Sasusaku rantPart 1:Sasusaku rant5 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
Sakura at first has an infatuation with Sasuke- in fact in the beginning I think the only reason why she became a ninja was because of that. But as the show goes on she develops real feelings for Sasuke. Then during the Chunnin Exams she finally gets a hold of herself and starts to act more like a ninja.
Sasuke at first thinks Sakura is annoying, I don't know why he just does. But later on their a some hints that he cares more and more for her. (sorry if they are not in order T_T)
+he protected her from the one (mist?) ninja
+when she collapsed during Kakashi's bell test, he was standing over her checking to see if she was okay.
AliceAlice1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Awww how cute!" Chloe cooed
"No it's disgusting and oh my god! Chloe look where his hands are!" Derek yelled peeking from the window.
"I know right it's horrid" a little boy said with jet black hair and big blue eyes that were glaring through the window at the two people outside. Derek grinned and ruffled his son's hair "that's right it's nasty" he said affectionately.
Chloe pulled them both away from the window and down on the couch "oh hush up both of you" she said giggling when they both pouted and crossed there arms. Derek was about to say comment when the door opened and Alice walked in Alex's twin sister.
"Hey" she said blushing br
Coraline: Ghost of Summer 6 Day 8Coraline: Ghost of Summer 63 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Coraline Jones awakened early, and went to get some breakfast. In the dining hall, there was a large serving of French toast and omelets. The skies were still grey and unpleasant, but at least it wasn't raining.
Charlie ran up to her and said, "Coraline, come quickly!"
"What? Why?"
"Come on!" he said, grinning.
He walked towards the prow of the ship and beckoned mysteriously to her. Coraline decided to play along and went with her dad to the very front of the ship. A small crowd had gathered there. Coraline, a little confused, followed her father into the crowd. When she reached the balcony, she st
Coraline: Ghost of Summer 5Day 4Coraline: Ghost of Summer 53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
When she awakened, she found blood coming from her right hand. There were three horizontal gashes across her wrist. She was pinned against the wall, while laying on her side. The bed and the night table were crushing her against the wall. How had she got here?
She remembered.
Coraline got into bed after eating a dessert of strawberry cheesecake happy and more than a little bloated. Drowsy from the heavy dessert she lay down in bed and grew comfortable. She put out the light. Then all hell broke loose.
Almost immediately after the lig
Coraline: Ghost of Summer 4Day 3Coraline: Ghost of Summer 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Thump. Pain.
Coraline woke to find herself on the floor, and her hip hurting. The ship was rocking much more now, and some of her things were falling of the wooden dresser facing her from across the room. She was rather curious, and she went above deck, in her enthusiasm forgetting a shawl.
After a wobbly climb up a few flights of stairs, she went above deck to see the skies grey and unpleasant, with waves higher than before and more forceful. A chilling wind filled the air, piercing Coraline's light clothing. Her toes were cold against the deck. A gruff voice came from behind her, "Well, little girl, looks like it's going be a rough
Coraline: Ghost of Summer 3Day 2Coraline: Ghost of Summer 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Coraline awakened, and immediately became aware of a rocking sensation. She blearily looked around, confused, and realized where she was. She was onboard a ship! Looking out the small window in her room, she could see the ocean. Still, it was early, and she thought she should get back to sleep. But she was too excited, and quickly ran to the top deck, wearing her shawl.
It was chilly, but definitely much warmer than it was in Ashland. There was the smell of maple syrup coming from the dining hall. Inside was an unset table with a few people milling about it. There was a clock, a great antique clock with Roman numerals for numb
Coraline: Ghost of Summer 2Day 1Coraline: Ghost of Summer 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Okay, Coraline, it's time to go!" Mel's voice came up from the bottom of the stairs. Coraline had two bags and brought them down. The car was already started, and Charlie was calling out Mel at the front door. "Come on! We can't be late!"
Coraline came out and put her bags in the trunk. She climbed into the backseat of the car. With the radio going, they drove away from the Pink Palace. Coraline looked back at the house silhouetted against the dreary grey sky. It reminded her of moving away from Pontiac. There was a slight wind in the air as the car backed out. She saw Mr. B waving good-by from the roof.
She wav
Coraline: Really Bad Day 2 Wybie was out with the flu. Coraline walked to homeroom.Coraline: Really Bad Day 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Now class, please give me your $3 if you want to dress down."
Coraline filed to the desk and put the money in a large manila envelope. She received a lanyard and tag with "Caroline" on it, a pass for dress down. She sat down, depressed. "Please note that inappropriate clothes are prohibited. Coraline doodled absently, the went to her first class. In science she had a pop quiz on the bits of the cell, which she was sure she failed. Then a dull history class, followed by a grueling English class. She then went to lunch.
In the cafeteria, Coralin
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