Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 4)Andrea awoke in her own bed. "Funny," she thought, "I don't remember getting into my own bed..."- Although, to be fair, Andrea didn't recall much of last night, and while the events weren't entirely memorable, this was slightly confusing to her. Despite having odd amnesia, Andrea didn't awaken hungover (a side effect of the amount of food she consumed, something she was about to notice). Rolling over on her side, Andrea closed her eyes blearily for a moment before resolving to get out of bed, something she did with less grace than usual. "Wow, I feel really... Bloated..." Andrea murmured aloud, before placing a hand on her quite noticeably rounded stomach. "Ugh... Hmm, passed out last night, woke up bloated- must be getting to that time of the month?" Andrea's logic was flawed, but this seemed to be the best she could come up with at the moment. Absent mindedly rubbing her newly found tummy, Andrea began to search through her drawers for suitable clothes to wear for the gym...Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 4)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Glutton Grimoire. Fairy Tail Weight Gain.If there was one thing Lucy Heartphilia loved it was books. She loved to read about stories and take notes to hone her craft in writing her own novel.The Glutton Grimoire. Fairy Tail Weight Gain.3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
And the Fairy Tail Archives are loaded with books.
After winning the Magic Games against Sabertooth and thwarting the Eclipse Plan by the corrupt Council Knight Arcadias, Fairy Tail got their winning purse and bought back their old Guild hall, which was foreclosed on earlier due to debt. It took a while, but thanks to everyone's help, the Guild managed to bring the old Guild hall back to normal.
Lucy chuckled when Erza used the idea of competition for Gray and Natsu to help with cleaning, dusting, and arranging furniture. Those two can do great things when they put their minds to it...and when it's against each other.
"Those two will never change," she smiled. As she dragged the wheely ladder across the racks of books in the library, she began to climb the long wooden ladder at the "G" Section.
"I remember there was a new novel here call
Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 2)"Damn, I really overdid it tonight..." Andrea muttered as she crawled into bed- not like she really had an option, Kate had just been so nice! And to be honest, Andrea hadn't really eaten since the day before, since she had spent most of the day trying to be, you know, not homeless. Flopping onto her newly assembled bed, Andrea popped the button on her already too-tight jeans, allowing her over stuffed stomach the slightest bit of breathing room. Stifling a hiccup, Andrea couldn't help but think to herself, "How lucky am I to have found such an awesome roommate?", before beginning to strip off her pants to get ready for bed.Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 2)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Kate, however, was thinking something not entirely dissimilar, as she cleaned up the absolute wreckage in her kitchen that she had caused in the process of cooking for Andrea. Yes, the soup had been a touch too thick, but when Kate saw how that girl could eat, it was all she could do from going completely overboard with the dinne
Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 3)Kate carefully exited her vehicle, carefully balancing the hot box of pizza on one hand while she grabbed her purse and keys with the other. After work she had managed to snag an extra large pizza for free after winning a bet with one of the other cooks, thereby winning a free dinner for the night. The bet in question was on who could make the most sales, and Kate wasn't exactly a new girl in the restaurant business. Even with her time in the kitchen, Kate still managed to outsell every other waitress in the place- primarily due to her exceptionally wonderful mood. Although she still felt guilty about what she was planning in regards to Andrea, she had rationalized (for now, anyways) that she was simply being a good host/roommate, and with that small nagging voice in her mind gone, she was able to focus on the good things, like her job and how big Andrea might get. So not only did she clear house with tips, but she was able to snag a free pizza- something she was almost positive sAndrea's Roommate (Chapter 3)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 6)Kate woke up to shouting- as usual. Rolling her still-exhausted form out of bed, she stumbled to the doorway, pausing with her head rested against the relatively cool door before slowly inching it open. The impatient form on the couch, however, had the eyes and ears of a hawk, and immediately called out "Kate! I'm STARVING." Kate just sighed, before making her way slowly to the kitchen.Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 6)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
As usual, the kitchen was a nightmare- with so much cooking happening almost 2/3 of every day, she barely had time to clean- and heaven forbid, her lazy-ass roommate ever kicked in. Grumbling under her breath, Kate managed to find a slightly clean coffee mug and threw the white porcelain dish under the instant single-cup coffee maker before jamming a button, causing the machine to whir to life. This, of course, elicited claims of injustice from her porcine roommate, Andrea.
"Come the fuck on- you're gonna make yourself coffee? Jee, Kate, I wish I lived yo
Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 5)"What am I doing what am I doing what am I do-" Kate thought to herself in frustration as she walked, side by side with Andrea, who was currently squeezed into a rather ill-fiting workout outfit consisting of tight (as if there was any other style) yoga pants and a sports bra that looked uncomfortably painful. However, her self-lament was interrupted by Andrea waving a hand in her face.Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 5)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Earth to Kate? Hey, where are we going? I know the gym is in this general direction-" Andrea waved her arms wildly in the air in front of her, "-but I'm not sure where, exactly, it is... I would HOPE you would know!" Kate, who was already embarrassed enough, having not owned any gym clothes and thusly dressing up like a hobo in old sweats and a loose t-shirt, blushed hard at being caught daydreaming/self-lamenting.
"Oh, yeah... Right up here, the gym is just a block over. Sorry..." Ever since Andrea had suggested the gym trip, Kate had been hard at work concocting an excus
Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 7)"Alright, Andrea, I'm off to work... Don't worry about doing dishes, I'll grab them when I get home!" Andrea didn't even have time to respond before the door shut, so she chose to let out a rather loud belch instead. Kate had really done a number this morning- the breakfast foods came fast and hard, and before Andrea knew it, she was sitting at the couch in her usual lounge wear, devouring plate after plate, until she was in a near-coma state. And now that Kate had run off to work, she had the place to herself, which meant she could just throw on some television and...Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 7)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Kate opened the door to the apartment, listening to the rather obnoxious jingle play on television. She was happy to see that none of the dishes had been done- she wouldn't want Andrea wasting precious calories (Kate knew in her head how ridiculous that was, but she didn't care) and the sight of her roommate's foot hanging over the edge of the sofa was enough confirmation that Andrea most likely hadn't moved al
Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 8)Kate grimaced, her eyes clenched shut, her mouth forced into a grimace not dissimilar to someone who had just stubbed their toe, as Andrea stared in anticipation, ringing her hands together.Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 8)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ten seconds passed.
"Are you-" Andrea began, but Kate simply held up one finger in the universal sign of "Shut the fuck up and wait a second".
A few more seconds and...
Andrea proceeded to fall backwards off the couch, flipping over the arm rest and landing on her back on the cool wooden floor. "Are you KIDDING me? That was so weak!" She screamed in between howls of laughter. Kate felt her face redden in embarrassment.
"Ugh, shut up Andrea! I don't usually drink carbonated stuff, and I thought-" Kate began, but was drowned out by the gasping laughter of her already intoxicated roommate, who's feet bounced merrily in the air as Andrea attempted to wake up the entire block with her laughing. Kate had reasoned that agreeing to
Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 1)After almost choking to death (due in equal parts to embarrassment of eating this girls food and being surprised by the girls stealthy entry), Andrea made a somewhat passable recovery by attempting to make it sound like she was just coughing, rather than choking. After swallowing the massive bite of the stolen pastry, she stood up straight, not entirely unaware of just how much her shirt rode up when she wasn't slouching. "Oh, hi, I'm... Andrea! I answered your ad and I showed up and you weren't here and I... Yeah. Hey, I'm not gonna lie, I swiped a doughnut, and I know it was stupid and I'm really, REALLY sorry, and... Yeah, I'm just gonna leave, OK? Sorry for bothering you and stealing your food." Andrea wasn't exactly the smoothest girl around when it came to social interactions, even less so when she'd just been caught being a flat-out thief. Grabbing her purse off the counter, she made to leave, but the girl, Kate, stopped heAndrea's Roommate (Chapter 1)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Fartageddon*CONTAINS A LOT OF GAS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*Fartageddon3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The time was 11:40 AM. The three friends Sharon, Hannah and Carla had gathered in Sharon's apartment, trying to figure out where to have lunch. The one being the most excited about it was Carla. Her love for that kind of food exceeded the others by a long shot. She had always been known as a big woman who absolutely loves to eat. Her figure was obvious proof to that. It was pear shaped and boy, was it a huge pear. It was big enough to be three people. The butt cheeks were more than twice the size of the rest of the body and they stuck out like two wobbly bean bags. Not to say that the rest was on the ample side as well, but the rear truly took the price in being the most sizeable part. As for why she loved Mexican food? Not only was her size already infamous among her friends, but that was nothing compared to the smells she could produce. To even sit in the same room as her after only a small passing of gas could prove to be disastrous for