Twilight+Maximum Ride funnyTwilight/Max RideTwilight+Maximum Ride funny6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Max and Fang are at the park.
Max: I love you fang.
Fang: well duh! You love me thiiiiiiiiissssssssss much!!!!
Max: (thinking) going to kill you going to kill you.
Bella: do Dee Dum eddie-poo?!!?!?!? Are you here?
Edward: belly-poo where are you?????
Fang and max: eddie-poo? Belly-poo? What kind of world have we come into?????
Bella: oh, eddie-poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OME!! I missed you!!!
Edward: I missed you too, belly-poo!!
Max: Were not gonna end up like that.
Fang: no. Were not. But lets try it once, for good measure.
Max: okay fangy-poo!!!!
Fang: okay Maxi-poo!!!!!
Max: well the flock must miss us, fangy-poo. Wed better get going.
Bella: no! Come with us!!! We have cookies!!!
Max: but I dont want cookies! I wantz a muffin.
Fang: yeah!!!! Muffins are better then your stupid cookies!!
Bella: Well Angel, Gazzy, Iggy and Nudge are already at our house eating homemade Choco chip cookies.
(Max starts drooling)
Twilight Maximum Ride ch 3Bella's pov.Twilight Maximum Ride ch 37 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
~three days later~
Edward went back into Alice's room to check on Max. Alice and Emmett were with her vconstantly. I'm not sure why Emmett is there but he is. I felt really bad for Max, she wasn't supposed to be changed so quickly, she wasn't supposed to be changed at all. Stupid fate messed with her life...like it did with so many other misfortunate innocent hearts.
I didn't even know if she had parents or friends outside of the "flock" as she'd called the five others who were with her. none of the flock would give out any information, of course Edward read more than they meant to tell. They were mad about that and um, Fang? i think that was his name, was always glaring and on the offensive and defense while any of the Cullen's were around. He was a good protector, he was a good person and i could tell that Max was crushing on him...it was just odvious.
Edward came back into his room and sat down next
Twilight Maximum ride ch5I walked out of Edward's room, he still was not back yet and I wasn't about to stick behind while everyone else was having something to do. I went downstairs and outside, surprisingly without tripping on my own feet, and found the Flock with Rosalie.Twilight Maximum ride ch57 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hi," said the little girl without even looking back to see that it was me. When she did turn to me she smiled at me in the sweetest most angelic way. "Bella? where is Max at now?"
Rosalie looked at me and she looked pained, her beautiful face looked so sad and upset. I wondered why because nothing usually got her to upset.
"She's with Edward and Emmett and Jasper and Alice," I told her. I still didn't know any of their names except for Fang and Max.
"I'm Angel," she said pointing at herself. she pointed to the boy next to her. "this is Gazzy, or Gassy," she said then pointed at the black girl. "That's Nudge." she pointed at the tallest boy.