Twilight+Maximum Ride funnyTwilight/Max RideTwilight+Maximum Ride funny7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Max and Fang are at the park.
Max: I love you fang.
Fang: well duh! You love me thiiiiiiiiissssssssss much!!!!
Max: (thinking) going to kill you going to kill you.
Bella: do Dee Dum eddie-poo?!!?!?!? Are you here?
Edward: belly-poo where are you?????
Fang and max: eddie-poo? Belly-poo? What kind of world have we come into?????
Bella: oh, eddie-poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OME!! I missed you!!!
Edward: I missed you too, belly-poo!!
Max: Were not gonna end up like that.
Fang: no. Were not. But lets try it once, for good measure.
Max: okay fangy-poo!!!!
Fang: okay Maxi-poo!!!!!
Max: well the flock must miss us, fangy-poo. Wed better get going.
Bella: no! Come with us!!! We have cookies!!!
Max: but I dont want cookies! I wantz a muffin.
Fang: yeah!!!! Muffins are better then your stupid cookies!!
Bella: Well Angel, Gazzy, Iggy and Nudge are already at our house eating homemade Choco chip cookies.
(Max starts drooling)
Twilight Maximum Ride ch 3Bella's pov.Twilight Maximum Ride ch 38 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
~three days later~
Edward went back into Alice's room to check on Max. Alice and Emmett were with her vconstantly. I'm not sure why Emmett is there but he is. I felt really bad for Max, she wasn't supposed to be changed so quickly, she wasn't supposed to be changed at all. Stupid fate messed with her life...like it did with so many other misfortunate innocent hearts.
I didn't even know if she had parents or friends outside of the "flock" as she'd called the five others who were with her. none of the flock would give out any information, of course Edward read more than they meant to tell. They were mad about that and um, Fang? i think that was his name, was always glaring and on the offensive and defense while any of the Cullen's were around. He was a good protector, he was a good person and i could tell that Max was crushing on him...it was just odvious.
Edward came back into his room and sat down next
Twilight Maximum ride ch5I walked out of Edward's room, he still was not back yet and I wasn't about to stick behind while everyone else was having something to do. I went downstairs and outside, surprisingly without tripping on my own feet, and found the Flock with Rosalie.Twilight Maximum ride ch57 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hi," said the little girl without even looking back to see that it was me. When she did turn to me she smiled at me in the sweetest most angelic way. "Bella? where is Max at now?"
Rosalie looked at me and she looked pained, her beautiful face looked so sad and upset. I wondered why because nothing usually got her to upset.
"She's with Edward and Emmett and Jasper and Alice," I told her. I still didn't know any of their names except for Fang and Max.
"I'm Angel," she said pointing at herself. she pointed to the boy next to her. "this is Gazzy, or Gassy," she said then pointed at the black girl. "That's Nudge." she pointed at the tallest boy.
ways to annoy Jasper1:Expose your neck at all timesways to annoy Jasper7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2:Whenever he gets you angry say "Bite me"
3:Color his whole room red
4:Ask if he ever fought with someone over a lamb
5:Ask him if he is part ghost and when he say's no ask him if he knows that he has a ghost cousin named Casper
6:Kill every animal he captures before he eats it
7:tye a bloody raw slab of dear meat to his back in an area he can't reach
9:Give a TV that will explode the next time you use it and when it does tell him that he should have calmed it down
10:Tell him that his name reminds you of peanut butter
11onate all his blood to a hospital
12uy him a very very bloody movie for his birthday
13:Ask if him and Rosalie ever considered INCEST
20 Ways to annoy Rosalie Hale1. Call her Rosalie Cullen20 Ways to annoy Rosalie Hale7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. When she says shes Rosalie Hale ask her why she doesnt change her name when shes 'married' to Emmett.
3. Buy her a Rolls Royce for Christmas
4. Smash every mirror she owns.
5. When she asks you why you did it say that maybe shes not as pretty as she thought
6. Sing 'your so vain' whenever she walks into a room
7. At her next wedding to Emmett ask her whether it was the same dress she wore to kill Royce
8. Remind her that Edward would pick a human over her.
9. Ask her about baby names and such. Asking every five minutes 'if thats what she would name her baby'
10. 'Accidently' scratch her M3 with your key as she walks past.
11. Blame Bella. Sit back and watch the ensuring chaos.
12. Scream hyocrite when she walks past. Tell her that she hated Bella when she had nothing to offer but was best buddies when she thought she could get her hands on the baby.
13. Be sure to remind her that even though shes known him longer, she's Edwards least favo
35 ways to annoy Carlisle35 Ways to annoy Carlisle Cullen.35 ways to annoy Carlisle7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Walk into the hospital, and only refer to him as Dr. McGleamy, McSteamy, or
2. Ask him if he's british, why doesn't he have an accent.
3. When he answers 'because he's been in america so long', call him a fake.
4. Get on the pager at the hospital and say 'paging Doctorizzle Carlizzle Cullenizzle
fo shizzle, yo word.'
5. Call him Carlizzle
6. When he corrects you, tell him to 'go swim to france'.
7. Ask him why he wears high collars all the time. When he replies because his
weak spot is his neck and he doesn't like it showing, grab his neck.
8. Ask him if its true that if you blow into a blonde's ear you can erase their
memory. When he says no, blow into his ear.
9. When he says that he has a chance at heaven, get in his face and laugh.
10. Ask him what he brought with him to his vampire life. When he says compassion,
get in his face and laugh again.
11. Give Esme, Alice, and Rosalie his wallet to go shopping.
12. Replace all of his ties wi