FranglaisFRANGLAISFranglais4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
I don't speak le Frenglish,
I parle seulement francais
Et finalement, je think que très
Beaucoup de gens sont stupid-ish
De speaker cette langue ignoble
Le francais, ah, that is noble!
Et l'anglais est good aussi,
But que le franglais soit maudit!
Langue des bloody ignorants,
Qu'ils apprennent à bien speaker!
Have they ever étudié
The langue qui coule dans leur sang?!
Let me tell you, mon ami,
Choose one langue and learne-la,
Mais oh please! Arrange-toi
Pour qu'elle ne sombre pas dans l'oubli
À cause de your bad grammar!
Happy Valentines DayRoses Are Red,Happy Valentines Day4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My Violets Are Dead,
Because You Crushed Them When You Passed Out Drunk In My Yard
Return of the Autobots, Ch. 2Chapter TwoReturn of the Autobots, Ch. 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Piles of god-knows-what as far as the eye can see. Strange metals and abandoned cars and car parts littering the only plausible walkways. And while the smell was definitely undesirable, Iris had long since learned to ignore it. She loved the junkyard for what it offered, and no smell was going to drive her away. Especially considering the fact that her dad probably smelled worse than this half the time.
As she started wandering, she caught sight of a tall man striding towards her and a smile broke onto her face as he neared and returned the grin.
"Witwicky! Nice to see your face around here again, where you been?" he asked, laughing.
Iris shrugged. "Sorry Richie. School got out about a week ago, so I've been worrying about my job lately," she replied.
Richie Cansless had owned this junkyard for as long as Iris had been coming here, probably longer. She was one of the few regulars he had, so the two got a long really well. Richie was a man of a tall and rather broad b
TFP: Thrice Open Wounds Ch1Title: Transformers Prime - Thrice Open WoundsTFP: Thrice Open Wounds Ch15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Summery: Arcee laments over her lost mate. Is there any hope that she can find peace? And what of Cliffjumper's spark?
Author's Note: Four episodes in and I'm already getting Bunnies. Damn you HASBRO! Damn you with continuing success! Yeah this is my first TF: Prime story
Disclaimer: I own nothing! All is owned by HASBRO
The bright single sun of the planet slowly set in the western sky, painting the desert outside of Jasper, Nevada orange and red. The slowly dying light flickered and sparkled off of the blue armor of an alien life form that was calling Earth home.
"Y'know, this place isn't that bad once ya get past the dirt in your gears," a familiar voice said next to her, smiling as the setting sun sparkled off of his crimson armor.
"I guess so, and the organic creatures aren't bad either. For a home away from home, this planet isn't bad, Cliffjumpe
CelebrationCelebration4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Pairing: Breakdown x Knock Out
Rating: Mature (full version on fanfiction.net)
Summary: The Decepticons celebrate after finding an ample supply of energon, but Breakdown and Knock Out find that they have something else to be thankful for.
Universe: Transformers Prime
On board the Nemesis, the Decepticons were celebrating their latest successful energon raid. They had found a mine with enough energon to last for, well, no one knew exactly how long this supply was going to last but it seemed like enough to celebrate over. Most of the cons were in the ship's rec room celebrating the best way they knew how, getting over energized. Vehicons were scattered around having conversation with one another while the vehicon miners were enjoying the fruits of their labors. Starscream was talking with a few vehicons, already over energized and once again telling them how he will one day become the rightful leader of the Decepticons. Breakdown rolled his optics, how many times had h
TF: Sing like a Screamer Singing was a quality I was far from excelling in, but it didn't seem to bother me in the long run. My family was always irritated when I would do it; random spurts of song coming to my lips on car drives and at the most random awkward moments of my life. Even my older brother Charles would complain at the top of his lungs when I would sing in the shower.TF: Sing like a Screamer4 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
But here, in a new world on the Decepticon warship, nobody really got to hear me sing while I played my MP3 player. Mostly because I had to keep it down constantly or Knockout would be on me about how Starscream would hear. Big whoop though; I still wasn't terrified of a 'con with a name like Starscream and a bad attitude from what I heard. He sounded just about as dunce as he was
Wanna Bet?Wanna Bet?Wanna Bet?5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Written by: Shea M. Daily
Summary: Congratulations, Megatron! It's a seeker!
Continuity: IDW- Megatron: Origins and/or pre-All Hail Megatron, or pre-TF:A
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
A/N: So I have a guilty pleasure for seekerlet!Starscream, especially where Megatron raises him. And considering I wrote this on Father's Day well, I just had to add my own spin on it. Lolz. I can so see Starscream doing something this assinine just to fuck with Megatron. Incidentally, this is also my little contribution to the whole 'Megatron raised Starscream, which is why he doesn't kill him' fannon.
I hope you enjoy!
The second Megatron entered his quarters, he knew something had gone horribly, horribly wrong.
There was a winglet in his room.
A seeker winglet.
He had to reboot his optical p
War On CybertronPART ONEWar On Cybertron4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Optimus Prime, only just being accustom to such a title, was sitting in one of the few remaining Autobot hideouts, along with his most trusted companions, Ratchet, Arcee, Jazz, Bumblebee and Ironhide. This particular hideout was one deep within the territory of Autobots, hidden in the depths of Iacon under what would appear a destroyed energon mine, but was actually a goldmine of reserves. Reserves such as energon, tools and, most importantly, those trained to help serve Autobots in times of need. The team of these bots had been set up by Rachet, they had been medically trained and were picked because they were keen to help although physically weak as fighters.
The team consisted of Channel, an expert mostly in cosmetic repairs and functioning repairs, he could make a slow bot fast by simply loosening a few bolts and there to make them more agile, although thanks to Ratchets training, he was able to reattach limbs and perform simple operations. He had been a repair bot in the
BreakdownxKnockout Time for me to go.Breakdown and Knockout storyBreakdownxKnockout Time for me to go.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Yaoi maleXmale don't like don't read
This stroy is a oneshot.
Summary: when Breakdown is about to die and disappear and go to the AllSpak he is going to say to Knockout before he passes on to the other life.(sorry about the disscription the story is way better then the discription.)
"Please don't leave! Don't leave me! Breakdown don't disappear from me! I want you to be hear with me!"
Knockout screams and cries were full of pain an lost. He holds on to my body to make sure I never leave him but that will not happen. I have to go, back to the AllSpark.
I look down at Knockout with a frown on my face; he is full of tears and still crying and screaming for me to stay. I slowly start to disappear. My right and left arm are starting to disappear and part of my already damaged optic is as well. Knockout cries harder and holds on to me tighter. He looks up at me with sadne
New ManagementThoughtsNew Management3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Starscream was planning again. He was in the Throne room, talking to himself about how he was going to overthrow Megatron. Nobot else was in the room when he decided to start today's bout of scheming. He did not notice when two occupants entered the room. "-And I'll be like 'hey Megsy is it true that you're dead? 'cous if you are then all hail Starscream'!"
It was then that the younger, more boxy mech decided to let their presence be known. "Assumption: incorrect," the monotone barked. Followed closely behind him was their egotistical leader growling out, "I still function!!!"
That got the seekers attention. "Oh...eh... Hey there Lord Megaton sir... Eh about what I said before eh... I didn't mean any of it I was just playing around please don't shoot me!!!!!"
Which of course started another infamous fight between the SIC and the Commander of the Decepticon Army. "The rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated, unlike yours Starscream." Megatron retorted as he aimed at
Surviving High School chap 2CHAPTER 2 A Cousin And A Father.Surviving High School chap 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
** SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL**
About half way through the lesson, I felt something warm touch my cheek. I let out a small shriek and nearly fell off my chair but quickly regained my balance as the hand was retracted from my face.
"What the hell was that for?!" I growled.
He spoke like I hadn't said anything, "Who did that to you gorgeous?" Kiba asked concentrating on my fading bruise.
"None of your business," I growled under my breath.
"Somebody's feisty. I like that," he winked.
I almost puked and this time I did fall off my chair. I saw his hands come out to catch me but I twisted my torso so he wouldn't catch me, I would much rather land on the floor. And I did.
Now I was happy for the six years of forced ballet. Since I was very flexible I was able to slide out of his grasp. Even if it meant landing on the floor.
The whole class went silent and turned to me. I blushed in embarrassment and picked myself off the floor, ignoring the stare
TF Prime - Our daily life - 1Transformers PrimeTF Prime - Our daily life - 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
Soundwave was once again walking around places of Nemesis. He was checking last messages, reports and leftovers of work, what Megatron gave him last night. Well, in this place, there was sometimes just too much work. He couldn't ever say he felt like he has nothing to do. Work was something, what was giving him feeling of being very useful and to be proud of himself. He worked hard and very good, so his place in the highest rank of Deceptions was deserved.
When he walked around med bay and heard loud laughter of Knockout and Breakdown, he stopped for a while. They always had something to laugh, or complain. In earlier times, Nemesis was quite quiet ship, of course except of Starscream's usual whining, screams and commanding. Now it wasn't so quiet, because these two were here. He couldn't say he mind it. He was already used to ignore loud sounds because of Starscream. And all the time, he was perfectly quiet. It was so long, when he talked for last time,
Return of the Autobots, Ch. 8Chapter EightReturn of the Autobots, Ch. 84 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
For a long time they just drove, both in silence. Iris had found that the Camaro was a bit speech impaired, while Iris herself wasn't sure what to say in general. What DID you say to an eighteen foot tall alien robot that just happened to be your car?
So for most of the ride, Iris sat silent in the driver's seat, twirling the strange shard in her fingers. After some time though her eyes began to grow heavy, so she lay her head against the window and curled up in the seat, closing her eyes for a bit.
She was asleep for longer than she'd thought. When she opened her eyes, the first lights of dawn were beginning to illuminate the sky; but Iris didn't recognize the road they were on. If anything it looked abandoned. She and her Camaro were the only ones driving along this route.
At least, that's how it was for the next minute.
As Iris was about to fall asleep again, she found that they weren't alone anymore. Glancing in the rearview mirror, the girl caught sight of sev
That EyepatchHaving been 'repaired', or rather, patched up, by the medical staff on the Nemesis, Breakdown found himself less than pleased with the work. He ached inside and out; his chest still had a thick scar where it had been split in two. And all that could be done for his missing optic was a piece of dark metal bolted into place to cover the socket.That Eyepatch3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
“We don't have spare parts like that,” Knockout drawled out in an uncaring manner, flicking one wrist. He seemed more interested in getting a new coat of enamel on himself rather than putting any real effort into the repairs of his bot-shield. “This isn't a chop shop, you know.” He added, walking past the large blue mech with an air of superiority. The one-eyed jokes had already run thin, Knockout had used all of them he could think of in just the short time it had taken to put in the shoddy repairs.
Breakdown groaned lowly, shifting himself off the elevated repair table. He pushed away the Eradicons who had been attemp
Sweet Submissive Sixteen - 2Sweet Submissive SixteenSweet Submissive Sixteen - 24 years ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter Two: Blooming Flowers
It was once again morning when Ichigo opened his eyes to find himself back in his bedroom and it was a few moments before the sleepy haze lifted away enough for him to remember he had blacked out the day before and undoubtedly been dead to the world for another day.
Sighing heavily at the realization, the first thing he noticed was that someone had slipped off the clothes he'd been wearing the day before and redressed him in one of his linen nightshirts.
But that wasn't the only thing that had changed...
The agonizing experience on his birthday where he transformed from human to vampire had altered not only his body but his life as well in a terribly permanent way and it really hadn't hit him fully until Rukia had informed him that he was to be handled the same as a female recently come into her Inheritance- meaning he was going to be subject the traditional gathering of suitors where a marriage was expected to be arranged.
NH - It's Because of You Ch.3"HINATA!" Naruto ran to her. She was shaking a little so he knew Hinata was alive and conscious.NH - It's Because of You Ch.34 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
'Why does he have to be here?' "G-Go A-Away." He was pulling her up now. Hinata opened her eyes with every strength she had.
"Hell no! You're hurt! Don't worry, I'll bring you to the hospital and let Sakura-chan take care of you."
"N-No! P-Please, d-don't tell a-anyone you've seen me. Gah!" The pain was getting worser. "P-Please. Keep it a secret."
He sighed. "Alright, I will. But I'll still ask Sakura-chan to treat you."
"P-Promise me." 'This way I know he will do it.' "Promise me Nobody will see me a-and you won't tell anyone." Hinata was breathing heavily right now.
Naruto hesitated. 'Shall I do it?' But then sighed. "Alright. I promise. But right now, you'll have to rest. I'll take care of everything, okay?"
She gave him a little smile. "Thank you." With that, Hinata fell in his arms, unconscious.
'Don't worry, Hinata. I'll bring you to my place.'
NaruHina one shot: First kissHinata tripped over a rock as Naruto was guiding her with his hands over her eyes so she couldn't see.NaruHina one shot: First kiss3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Naruto steadied her with his left hand to keep her from falling, while keeping his other over her eyes. "Don't peek." He raised his voice a bit to her urgently not wanting her to see his surprise.
Hinata giggled a small blush staining her cheeks. "I can't see anything with your hand c-covering my eyes Naruto." She barely even stuttered, ever since the Hyuuga heiress had became friends with Naruto her stutter had been getting so much better, her confidence too. She had been thrilled when Naruto came to get her saying he had a surprise for her, extremely nervous too.
Naruto smiled hearing her laugh. Oh, how much he loved that sound, So cute.He laughed a bit sheepishly "Hehe, sorry I just really want this to be a surprise."
Hinata smiled sweetly. "I'm sure I will be v-very surprised." Hinata said while taking a few more steps forward before the blond behind her came to a stop and she mir
A Simple Question...It was a simple question, really.A Simple Question...4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Naruto looked up at the sky; it was such a simple question. Thousands of men (or women in some cases) asked it. But, it wasn't too simple, in fact it can, no, will change a persons' life. Like for instance, Neji and Tenten, it certainly changed theirs also Shikamaru and Temari's life. And he no doubly knew that Sasuke and Sakura's would be changed soon (the least he could do was beat the jerk to it.)
'It changes lives ..' Thought Naruto, 'One question ' He grabbed a leaf that the wind had blown out of a tree.
He looked back down, he was sitting on the memorial stone, he had seen his sensei here countless amounts of times . Right now he was on some sort of S-ranked mission. '36, and he still does missions,' Naruto suddenly looked puzzled. ' come to think of it, He must have asked someone once, he gave really good advice yesterday ..Almost too good .' He looked back down and let hi
War On CybertronPART 3War On Cybertron4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
As Magpie left the base she noticed two Autobots still stood outside the door, one large and heavily fitted with cannons, he took one glance at her and turned to go inside. The other was the same black and yellow mech she had seen the night before, he looked awe struck when she walked out. She smiled as she walked past him and began to disappear off into the smoky abyss left behind by the attack. Just before she couldn't be visible anymore she turned again, knowing he would still be standing there
"I'm sorry," She said, looking to the floor, "I know I've been the cause of some of these happenings. I want you to know I'm grateful to have warriors like you looking out for me," She turned again to walk off in search for any fallen parts.
Bumblebee stood there, awe-struck. Warrior? She thought he was a warrior, had he come across as that strong in the few times she had seen him? He was a scout to every other Autobot, but to Magpie, he was a warrior. This gave him an overc
Endgame, Pt.2EndgameEndgame, Pt.24 years ago in Drama More Like This
Part 2: Uncertainty and Pride
Written by: Shea M. Daily
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
A/N: This story came into being because of my fascination with HBO's new special, A Game of Thrones. I think my favorite portion of the story is Daenerys Targaryen's. Her story is sad, but moving, and well, imagination took flight. Now, obviously some things got changed, as I really can't see Starscream simply sitting by passively while he was sold to the highest bidder, so to speak, no matter how AU this story is.
"I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Any way, you're on the same page as the referee."
His sire was waiting in the cool shadows of the entry hall, seated on the edge of a ridiculously gaudy fountai
A Geisha's Wish Part 1Title: A Geisha's Wish Part 1A Geisha's Wish Part 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Warnings: angst, Geishaformers, mild violence, shogun, slash, TFA,
Notes: If you don't not know much about geishas and stuff, go here - http://fav.me/d4r7ekh.
Optimus had met him only once when he was still very young and barely starting as a maiko, still in the minarai stage. It happened after his geisha mentor Tracks had scolded him for failing during one of his training sessions because he had spoken when he should've been silent. He had been whipped and punished severely, his back covered in scars under his kimono. He had then run out in the garden to weep and not just about the whipping, but his entire life situation together.
He had been sold off to the geisha house to pay off family debts a long time ago. While the bots at the okiya were kind to him, he wasn't allowed to behave like a sparkling or else he would be punished. He couldn't remember the faces of his family anymore and if
57. Slow DownTitle: Slow Down57. Slow Down4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Warnings: het, holoform, mentioned sex, TFP
Notes: OC Joanne belongs to me; not sure when this takes place
She pushed the holoform down onto the bed, chuckling and kissing his lips senselessly, though he was gripping her arms in an attempt to restrain her. She didn't even seem to notice the resistance and bucked against him, grinding her hips against his holoform's hot body. Finally, realizing where this was heading unless he stopped her, he easily yanked her off of him and pinned her down on the sheets.
Her eyes widened, but then she smirked. "So You're one of those guys."
He raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"
"You know. You like to be in charge of everything a dominant guy."
He huffed and shook his head. "Joanne Let's take this slowly. I don't think we should be interfacing so soon."
Joanne blinked for a few moments before understanding what the Autobot meant. She made a face as though she wer
I really can't explain this p3When Bee is talking, it looks like "* .............. *"I really can't explain this p34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
When comm. is being used, it looks like "- .............. -"
When a recording is being played, it looks like "% ........... %"
It was dark and quiet aboard the Nemesis; the silence only disturbed by the footsteps of a drone as he walked down the many hallways that made up the interior of the ship.
Quieter than a shadow, a tall mech with a mask walked the hallway; back from patrol with some interesting news.
A large door loomed in front of the mech but he kept going forward, not afraid of what lied behind it. The doors opened a swish, signalling his presence to the tall, board mech at the front.
"Soundwave" rasped the mech, "What news do you bring for me?"
Soundwave didn't speak; but instead he played a recording along with some images he had gathered on his patrol
"%It is unknown what has happen to the small town of Jasper, located in Nevada. Police, state troopers and even
Our DestinyBig bright sun was hanging motionless in the sky. Its bright shine was gently heating up the tops of hills and leaves of millions of trees.Our Destiny4 years ago in Horror More Like This
Freddy Krueger, lying at the edge of the rocky slope, narrowed his eyes, looking at rocky canyons and endless plains, the perfectly red-gold colored.
It was a great feeling just to be able to lying on nice-heated smooth rock and be able to not think about anything. The day was sunny and cheerful and Freddy closed his eyes and wheezed, feeling like the rays of the morning sun gently caresses his skin. He felt satisfied. He didn't know why. Everything was just as it was meant to be.
Observing the big brown eagle, flying around a canyon from under half closed eyelids Freddy sighed. Then opened his eyes.
Along with the bird suddenly appeared anxiety.
Freddy shuddered, lifting slightly up at the elbows. He changed the position, turning his back to the sun. Nothing. The anxiety didn't want to disappear.
-"What the fuck is going on with me?..." he