Xanth Xanth.Xanth11 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Now, I like heroes and princesses,
Just like the rest of us.
But dont you go getting me wrong.
I'm not the main character,
I'm just the sidekick that's taggin along.
Though fantasy is what I'd like to live in.
I cannot live with all the puns.
For they spew and flow and spin,
Across the land and across the suns.
When the sun glares, it turns around and stares.
When they say "Holy cow!" A herd comes running.
When demons lose their magick they turn to dustdevils.
Go and get married on the Isle Of View.
Wake up in Xanth, the land of thrills.
Nativs are many, and mundains so few.
I would be Nymphas, with the talent of running.
Next to king Trent, with all of his cunning.
He really is cute in his youthened state.
No, sorry, he was just sitting on a hot plate.
Get Iris angry and she'll send an illusion at you.
And unless you're Bink, it'll disturb you thru.