Xigbar SIGN THIS NOWBy signing this agreement, I Xigbar agree not to do ANY of these things ever again... EVER. Inability to do so will allow Vexen to take my blood and any other body organ or part he needs for any experiment he could possibly want to perform that would have to do with my DNA.Xigbar SIGN THIS NOW6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. I am not to start randomly singing a pirate song just to make everyone happy and satisfied.
2. I am not to steal Larxene's underwear and call myself a 'booty pirate' while acting as such.
3. Even if Xaldin is doing it.
4. Or if Luxord is.
5. ... Or both of them...
6. If I happen to be on a boat I am not... Repeat NOT to start singing 'I'm on a Boat'
7. Even if the others join in.
8. Under no circumstances and I to leave coffee lying around for Xemnas to find.
9. Actually there should never be coffee in the castle to begin with...
10. I am not to yell the following... No matter how tempting...: "OOH BABY!"
11. "That's what SHE said"
12. "That's what HE said"
13. "Your mom was GREAT in bed last night by the