SicknessEngineer laid the last of the kindling down and stepped back, signalling to Spy. He nodded and took out his lighter, muttering something in French, before lighting the stacked wood. He retreated, standing next to Sniper, and watched the flame with sullen interest. His lighter was still in his grasp, being absentmindedly re-lit over and over. Sniper gently took the lighter from him, tucking it into the man’s inner coat pocket, and put an arm around his shoulders.Sickness1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Engineer took off his hardhat and held it to his chest, quietly reciting a few words. Soldier came up behind him and saluted, the mark or respect aimed at the growing blaze. Engineer turned and looked at Soldier, the fire dimly reflecting in his goggles, and smiled. Soldier pat him on the back with his free arm and the two returned their attention to the flames.
Heavy stared sadly at the blaze, fingering Sasha’s handle. He couldn’t have left her in his room when he was out here. He dimly registered Medic
Request: SpyxSniper RomanceThe stroke of a soft cheek.Request: SpyxSniper Romance3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"H-hey, cut it out," Sniper muttered as Spy stroked the back of his knuckles against his face. "What the hell are ya doing?" he asked, trying to move away from the touch.
"You need to shave," Spy replied with a smirk, giving his cheek a pinch and laughing as Sniper blushed darkly. Sniper waved a hand at him and rubbed his face, glaring at Spy's amused face. "You are so cute, my little dingo."
"I ain't a dog," he muttered and crossed his arms tightly. Spy patted the top of his head, nodded slowly and stole another soft pet on his cheek. "Bugger off!!!"
The sound of another's heart beat.
"C-come on, breathe!" Sniper muttered after pulling Spy from the water. Fucking Pyro dragged him down to drown him and shit, he wasn't breathing! He pressed his hands hard against his chest to try to push the water out of his lungs, but the Frenchman only jerked like a ragdoll. "COME ON!!!" He bit his lip and bent down, pressing his ear to
SpyKid“Stop laughing at me!”SpyKid10 months ago in Humor More Like This
Sniper was laughing loudly, bending over and leaning on his knees. He slapped Spy on the back, nearly knocking him over.
“I said stop it!”
“I, I can’t help it. You’re, it’s just- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD!”
He collapsed into laughter again and the child Spy frowned and stamped his foot, “I am not a child!”
“Did you- just stamp you’re foot?!” He wheezed and fell to his knees, tears threatening as he laughed even harder.
Spy glared at him as he laughed, tapping his foot impatiently, “Are you finished?”
He continued laughing at Spy’s high pitched voice, wiping at his eyes.
Spy huffed angrily and pulled Sniper’s hands away, looking him dead in the eye, “STOP. LAUGHING. This is serious bushman! What if someone else becomes a ten year old? What if I’m stuck like this?!”
He only calmed slightly, a crooked grin plastered across his
(Un)Expecting - Chapter 1Chapter 1(Un)Expecting - Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Are you even sure that this is going to work?"
"Of course it will!" The Medic's response seemed a little too eager for the Spy and he couldn't help but feel a little intimidated by it. "Please, Herr Engineer and I have gone over the plans and fixed any possible flaws, so you'll be perfectly fine!"
The Frenchman rolled his eyes. "And I have to be used to test this because ?"
"Well, you and Herr Sniper are the only ones in a 100% confirmed relationship and this machine is meant to be able to"
Spy blocked out what was being said. He knew what the madman was talking about; he had come across some blueprints that were being developed by the Mann Brothers, which was intended to be used in order to extend their family line after all these years.
By making either one of them pregnant.
For him, as if things couldn't get worse, the Administrator APPROVED the Medic testing
The Wasteland List- 186 of 2131. Don't call Arcade "that Enclave ponce", nor say anything about his mother.The Wasteland List- 186 of 2133 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Jack and Diane are a bad influence even though they are a trip to smoke pot with.
3. Yelling "the game is afoot!" is not appropriate at Strip meetings.
4. There is no wasteland equivalent for "Manny being Manny", despite what Boone says.
5. I really truly am not supposed to be here today but the Mojave Express forbids me to say that.
6. Mr. House's true name is not Turd Ferguson.
7. Nor is Mr. House Walt Disney's doppelganger.
8. The Tops forbids any playing of "Free Bird." Don't even ask.
9. Requests are also forbidden from the following: "Short Short Man", "The Bad Touch" and "Cherry Pie."
10. Don't call Paladin Hardin "Paladin Hard-On." He will deck you in the face.
11. "Project Purity" does not have anything to do with post-apocalyptic Neo-Nazis.
12. Nor is Jericho one. He doesn't know what a Nazi was, but if you explained it to him he'd probably string you by your intestines.
13. Don't do Jet at Strip