ANNOYING ice cream truck!So I've been playing the sims 3 lately, and my Sim, Ginger Fledermaus, is having a dessert related crisis.ANNOYING ice cream truck!1 year ago in Personal More Like This
One day, she was hungry and happened to be standing in the garden near the stoop, and the ice cream truck goes jingling by. So I thought, 'Why not? It'll be a nice treat for her after grubbing around for 6 hours in the dirt under the hot sun,' and sent her to buy a fucking $20 Popsicle. TWENTY. DOLLAR. POPSICLE. She can't afford that, she makes a living as a potato farmer. All she eats half the time is cereal.
Maybe the ice cream man charged her so much because of the green stank-fumes rising from her armpits and the crack of her ass, I don't know, but she forked it over and ate the Popsicle on the lawn. The guy drove away, doubtlessly snickering at his successful scam and fingering his ill-gotten simoleans, making a mental note of where the suckers live.
The next day at around 7 am, Ginger's pigeon, Zeus, got woken up early and began screaming his little head off, which wok
Flailing hedgehog dreamSo about three weeks ago I had this dream... xD -Gets out chairs for everyone.- <3Flailing hedgehog dream3 months ago in Personal More Like This
Well, I guess I was under too much stress so I had this nice dream where all my friends were in it, even though I'd never actually met them. Mostly it was Helmi, Heta and Gene, and for some reason Danilo was bald. xDDD Like, he had shaved all his nice curly hair off and it looked really strange.. Don't do it, man. ;A; But I digress.
Anyway, we were all children! Like, in the 9-11 year old range and we were standing in this HUGE field of soft, green grass... The kind that's really tender and it soaks your pants with moisture if you kneel in it. There were a few shallow hills, and other than that, NOTHING but grass as far as the eye could see, and only blue sky with big fluffy clouds as the horizon. It was kind of surreal, but in a nice way; kind of like the planet horizon when you're flying around a planet on Spore. Sort of curving, and topsy-turvey.
We were all playing, like kids do, knocking each oth
A spider's living hellOKay so I just went and made a pot of coffee, and noticed the strangest thing.A spider's living hell3 months ago in Personal More Like This
Inside the coffee container there were lots and lots of fine, nearly invisible spider webs with coffee grounds stuck all over them. Funny, they weren't there 6 hours ago. Upon closer inspection, I found a tiny spider the size of a popcorn kernel. Dead. It wasn't neatly curled up, but it looked kind of splayed and broken, just sitting there on top of the grounds completely undisturbed, legs in utter disarray.
And then I suddenly realize what must have happened to him.
As I previously made a pot of coffee, the spider looked upon the fragrant glory and thought he'd hop on in to have a splash around in the perfect hiding place. All went well as he rolled around, burying himself in the granules of joy. And then suddenly darkness slowly closes in. His 6 beady eyes stare up in bewilderment as the ring appeared, tightened, like the walls of his throat around his heart. His tiny fucking cell phone rang the Spiderman
Loving BallA long time ago, when I was 15 or 16, I was working in a Deli in Juneau Alaska called 'The Udder Culture.' Fucking stupid ass name, I know. The owner thought it was clever, because we served frozen yogurt, which is a dairy product. Retarded enough, our prime specialty was custom sandwiches. Beats me.Loving Ball3 months ago in Personal More Like This
Anyway, long story short, me and my friend Rachael were closing together one night, and someone called in a HUGE order for something called a brownie delight, which is basically a really big sundae with hot fudge and fresh brownies crumbled up in it. We waited. And waited. And waited for them to pick it up, there were like 6 of them. It was like two gallons of ice cream. No one came when it was time to close, and neither of us wanted to take the dessert home, so we went to the chinese place next door and gave it to them. We walked in and approached one of the bus boys who was about our age and explained that we couldn't use this, and that they could have it, for free. The look on his face
Feature Time 002 tumblrFeature Time 0023 months ago in Personal More Like This
We recently started a journal feature project supporting deviants who draw original characters.
Here You can see the first entry of this project.
If you want your OC drawing to be featured in the next journal entry you can post it here
The OCs have to be completely
And that's the whole joke.René Descartes is sitting in a bar. The bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. He says, "I think not" and vanishes.And that's the whole joke.5 months ago in Personal More Like This
Contest Winners!!!^^ Contrags!!!!Hey everybody^^Contest Winners!!!^^ Contrags!!!!1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Today I got the great honour to tell you our dear winners of our lil contest : "Emily Brown and her men"
And the points/places goes to:::
1 place) 300 points from :iconredpassion: + journal features of :iconredpassion: and :iconhalbblutprinz: to
Congratulations love!!! Your picture was a very sad and emotional entry. The colours are amazing and fits to the whole situation. You got it you caught the viewer and to let him feel the same pain Emily got with her lost! The Rose was a very nice idea too. And also the title tells one so much, its really breathtaking!
Couples!Sexy, tender, funny, sweet, sad or tragic...everything a couple can be!Couples!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
In his arms... by *OrpheelinDivide The Sky by `SaimainClose To You by =MavroshIt's a pleasure, wolfy by *Taru-SamaDon't talk by *anndrLa Tortura by =NadezhdaVasileDon't die by *whiteshaixLove Is Never Ugly__beastly by *Luaprata91Tyro and Poseidon by *DoroxDoroCronachan and Shoneen by =Siobhan68Too far by ~kanako91This is not a farewell by ~shisleyaBreath apart by *TheWildGrapeKhal Drogo and Daenerys by *PulvisGaladriel and Celeborn by ~LipatovJoined Hearts by ~AniHime
On today's edition of Weird Dreams I Have...____________________________________________________________________________________________On today's edition of Weird Dreams I Have...2 months ago in Personal More Like This
Our neighbor's five-year-old granddaughter is coming over today to bake Halloween cookies, and I must have been thinking about it before I fell asleep last night because I had this dream that for whatever reason, we couldn't babysit her. So, in my unconscious need to reference Phantom in every possible situation, I made Erik do it instead. I don't remember most of the dream, but I do remember that he spent the entire time sulking and complaining about some sort of sewage backup problem while our neighbor's granddaughter made a holy mess in the kitchen baking.
And I remember I came home and Erik was wearing one of my t-shirts and these old green silk shorts my mom used to sleep in in the '80s, and everything was covered in frosting and I was really irritated, so I asked him what the heck happened and why he was utterly incapable of controlling a five-year-old. And then he stood up, pointed
Feature: Rakazel ArtbookHi guys,Feature: Rakazel Artbook2 weeks ago in Personal More Like This
like I promised I write a journal for all those kind guys who contribute art for my sister's :iconM-I-D-S: birthday gift. This artbook is full of "Revenge of Rakazel" artworks from Mids, me and different awesome artists. Thanks for the help and making this book so cool!
Here is a little look inside:
So here we go:
:iconKregl: She's the fanart queen! She drew so many arts of our OCs during this and last year and also did two pretty new pictures for the book.
:iconNike-93: Such a crazy and nice girl! She contributed three awesome sketches for the book.
:iconStormWhiskers: So kind! She drew two very cool pictures of Twit and Grendl and I love the atmosphere she created.
Summoning by *StormWhiskers
the dreamThe Dreamthe dream2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I dreamed that you had ceased to love me
not that you had come from other beds
back to mine, or gone from mine to others,
just that something in your heart had stopped.
I willed myself awake to find you still
beside me. It was just a dream, I thought,
yet when I turned to kiss you, in your eyes
I saw that you had ceased to love me.
I willed myself awake a second time
to find myself alone, as I have been
these many months, but did not know if it
was terror or relief I felt, and whether
dreams unfold the past or make the future
plain. I dreamed that you had ceased to love me,
and know when I see nothing in your eyes
I can't dream myself awake a third time.
GRR ARGH! (Rant Journal. Feel Free To Ignore)Ok so something like this hasn't pissed me off in a long while. I think the last time I was this close to losing my temper was when someone ran into the side of my parked car and drove off without leaving a note.GRR ARGH! (Rant Journal. Feel Free To Ignore)4 months ago in Personal More Like This
I am going to forewarn you now. This journal is based on my opinion. It may contain stuff that might offend you. (if you are offended, you're probably the kind of person I'm ranting about and I strongly recommend you go and rethink your life. Like maybe on the edge of an active volcano or something. Then I don't have to deal with you pissing me off.)
Also strong language... ... yeah I get the feeling strong language is gonna come into this.
(Also, for all you deviants who keep telling me that they like my rant journals and that i should do more. eat your heart out XD)
Ok. So what set me off?
(the comment you can't see of mine ... i kinda forgot w
Real-Life Thneed! :3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_8XX2nR-FA&feature=youtu.beReal-Life Thneed! :32 years ago in Personal More Like This
Begin to scream everyone! :3 We got us a real life THNEED! EVERYBODY NEEDS A THNEED-A fine thing that all people need!
pff YES.pff.pff YES.2 years ago in Personal More Like This
as far as favoriting past journals goes,
things like http://ihime.deviantart.com/art/crack-don-t-ask-259838747 are acceptable.
~AudreyLeaf-Chan just faved it and I will forever love them, because I myself forgot about its existence.
faving normal daily recaps from the past will kind of freak me out.
just telling you these guidelines.
though the purpose of this journal was to show you all that magnificent journal and laugh in joy and nostalgia with me.
that means I have a biology test to flunk on fri-
OMG I FOUND SWISS CHOCOLATE IN MY CANDY BAG :icontearplz: FUCK YESSSS
any Toblerone in there?
damn old people.
I make sense, psh, don't question my logic patterns.
COMMISSION GIVEAWAY SEMI FINALISTS + WINNER LISTEDTHE WINNER: ~SeeAllOfMe Her Comment: http://comments.deviantart.com/1/363499572/3001753091COMMISSION GIVEAWAY SEMI FINALISTS + WINNER LISTED8 months ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Need I say more?
Please note me what you would like me draw
WINNER PRIZE: yet to be done.
Please note me what you would like me draw
You get a Bust Sketch
~Lady-Oolong =Acaciathorn *Future-Luke ~SeeAllOfMe
RUNNER UP PRIZE HERE: http://rezkhan.tumblr.com/image/48076768904
These Four really touched me I wasn't looking for praise but how I affected them and they blew me away, I never knew I could influence anyone so.
Everyone else was AMAZING beyond life.
Thank you for entering! Even though you didn't get through to the semi finalists your participation is appreciated!
Now to pick a Winner...This is going to be hard T_T
Has now Ended
I will be re-reading all your wonderful comments. I'll be looking for creativity and depth.
All your comments are wonderful and jus
Commissions update :DFirst of all..Commissions update :D8 months ago in Personal More Like This
:iconelyas11: has money issues cause he was fired from his job and he needs some help so please commission him if you can and/or spread the word around about this, let's help him D;
A commissions update ;D
I'm working on them right now, the one for :iconrt912: is finished, the only thing missing is the coloring so it may come tonight.
The other two I sketched them only and I didn't have much time to work on them, anyway they might come Saturday or Sunday ^.^
Also check out this, a an example of the commissions that :iconelyas11: can do ^.^
ADVERTISEMENT! You Guise PLEASE Should Read.Please read and take this into account: I know I'm a bit late on this, I'm just now going through some things AND! I noticed, *Elyas11 (Awesome guy with the awesome DBZ fan manga, Dragonball Next Gen) needs some help.ADVERTISEMENT! You Guise PLEASE Should Read.8 months ago in Personal More Like This
No but seriously, he requires some much needed help. :iconasdfghplz:
Click here for MORE INFORMATION!
His Commission Page
Wash Away The Humiliating Pain(This is a little poem about the scene when Vegeta is standing in the rain on a hill, or mountain. This would be his inner thoughts of how he failed to defeat android 18 with his new found Super Saiyan power. ) Please reply if you found this to your interest. Keep in mind that this isn't finished just yet)Wash Away The Humiliating Pain2 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Wash Away The Humiliating Pain.
When I stand in the rain,
I am wishing to the god on this planet to wash my failure away.
This stomach churning feeling,
Why does it have my head reeling?
Humans despise getting drenched by simple droplets of water
What was is this huge ordeal,
It wasn't like clouds were set off to kill.
Being on this planet: Was a terrible mistake
If it wasn't for Kakarott, he's kept me alive for my sake.
He came up with this theory that I'd seen the error of my ways
Since the time on Namek,
I haven't killed an innocent by standard to this day.
I should be grateful for his heroic actions
However, my hatred for him is more than a fraction.
How dare he?
Watcher's Feature 2 - the return of the pimp #2Before anything else, i'd like to ask peeps without a subscription/premium membership a question: can you guys still post thumbs without a sub? Cause the last time I didn't have a sub, the journal was literally featureless. since I want to save the points people donated for giveaways during Christmas (I failed to do one last year because i was in China I had a really limited access to internet at the time), I'm hoping dA still have thumbnails for sub-less people so I can keep doing this even when mine run outWatcher's Feature 2 - the return of the pimp #28 months ago in Art Features More Like This
I'm keeping the title this way
note: Faving this journal might help with your exposure but it's solely up to your fellow deviants ~
It takes me a while to put these together and it's a bit of a tedious process, so if you commented on my other journal to be featured, please take a look at everyone else's work too. After all, it's only fair that way and if you don't, it's just a little selfish and your conscience will bug you . So yah, sha
Creature Feature Contest; 1 Year Sub' to be won!Creature Feature Contest; 1 Year Sub' to be won!1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Welcome to the 31st Concept World Contest, the Admins have been cooking up something special behind the scenes, now we're going to share it with you; it's time for a Creature Feature!
The Contest is to create an image for the new cover of the latest issue of Concepteez Magazine, and as such has extra bonus prizes such as a 1 Year Subscription to Deviantart.com.
The theme for this round will be: Cover Design; 'Creature'.
If you have suggestions for the theme, feel free to join us on Facebook as an alternative method of sharing your ideas. http://www.facebook.com/concepteez or post your suggestions in a comment below.
The winner and the contenders will see their work featured in our next Concepteez's issue. Make sure your work is of a high standard (a4 size) and save wip shots to be qualified.
The Winner will be Featured on the cover, Runners up will
Huge Contest with prizes exceeding $200~!:iconShrimpHeby: is holding a very big contest~! Here's Heby-chan with the details:Huge Contest with prizes exceeding $200~!4 months ago in Personal More Like This
Finally, contest time! Arrr…..I've been wanting to held a contest since….last year….haha…I was too lazy to write a journal of the contest….*sob*. Okay, now let's get to the point.
Draw my Dragon and Kirin OC in any scenery
Reference sheet : http://sta.sh/013xi9fy914i http://sta.sh/0xa6rmqfzk1
Allowed Media & Style
Media : Digital art and traditional art (must be coloured) ONLY. ILLUSTRATION ONLY
Style: Anime (cell-shaded/soft-shaded)/manga & Semi-realism anime ONLY. NO chibis/portrait/abstract/anthro/animation/photomanipulation etc
Some examples that the style I like:
Watcher's Feature 2 - the return of the pimp #1Watcher's Feature 2 - the return of the pimp #19 months ago in Art Features More Like This
Sorry about the title. It was stuck in my head so I had to xDD.
note: Faving this journal might help with your exposure but it's solely up to your fellow deviants ~
It takes me a while to put these together, so if you commented on my other journal to be featured, please take a look at everyone else's work too. After all, it's only fair that way and if you don't, it's just a little selfish and your conscience will bug you . So yah, share the love, guys!
These are ordered first come first serve style; I will be showing around 50 pieces at one time (I still have a lot to go through and it adds up every time i put up a feature journal), and be featuring once a week as to not clog up your message boxes. It'll probably take ....a few months, so please be patient!
Commissions: charge peanuts, get monkeysA fair warning that this is going to be a long entry/rant on pricing commissions and devaluing artwork.Commissions: charge peanuts, get monkeys2 months ago in Personal More Like This
The title says it all really. At least, it sums up my experiences with commissions and devaluing my own artwork, as well as my views on the matter. The only time I've ever had bad experiences with clients is when I charge laughably low prices.
deviantART has a sad culture of artists charging pennies for hours of work. I think a lot of this has to do with the implementation of points. I never really blamed the site for it (at least until I saw this, ug), because it's the deviants who make their prices and there are a lot of children on this website who don't have jobs. When I was 16 and I opened commissions for the first time, I never had a job, and getting $50 for 10 $5 commissions was ~*~*~* OMG SO MUCH MONEY I COULD LIEK BUY A DINNER AND SOME NEW PANTS ~*~*~*~*
Support this project please!If possible, please support this movie project. Its based off and hilarious zombie hunting comic with a really tf2-styled humour and art: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/624061548/the-goon-movie-lets-kickstart-this-suckerSupport this project please!1 year ago in Personal More Like This