10 ways to annoy Rory Williams10 Ways to Annoy Rory from Dr.Who10 ways to annoy Rory Williams5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
10. Ask him why the only person in the universe (including his "one true love") that remembers him is the guy that ran off with her the night before the wedding
8. Call him a Murse (male nurse)
7. Crash his stag party by jumping out of his massive cake
6. Kidnap his fiancée on the night before their wedding
5. .Spend all your money on his girlfriends kissogram stall and stay there all day
4. Tell him that his girlfriend's kissogram is way more successful than he thinks and that she gets most of her money from one particular customer who goes under the name of the Doctor .
3 .Ask why he hasn't done it with Amy yet, and that doctor has
2. Inform him politely that you and his fiancée had a little "smoochy smoochy time" while you both are in a scary tunnel surrounded by vampires/space fish
And the number one way to annoy Rory Williams .
1. Next time you see him say "If you're a real doctor, then where's your
Even the Doctor CriesEven the Doctor Cries5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He has to be strong. He's got to be. Who else but him? Because he's the rock. Always there, never moving, never wavering. If he's not strong then what about the rest of them? What about Nyssa and Tegan? They've just witnessed it too. They're grieving as well. They're crying.
Tegan tries to be strong at first as Nyssa buries her head in silent tears. She approaches the Doctor, a sense of urge filling her voice. But even then, when the Doctor doesn't respond, she cries. The two women cry and the Doctor just stares, too numb to even fully register the seriousness of the situation. To numb to realize what has truly happened.
He quietly leaves the console room, leaving the women to comfort each other. In one of the back hallways, a place that neither Tegan nor Nyssa have ever reached, the Doctor cries. His sleeves become soaked. He cries for Adric and he knows it's his fault.
So when Tegan takes it out on him, he doesn't snap right back. He tries to avoid the conversation and mildly control
Whovian LimericksStranded on a beach called Bad Wolf BayWhovian Limericks4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Rose saw him again, but he couldn't stay
And not before long
The Doctor was gone
It felt like a personal doomsday
The Eleventh Hour summed up in limerick:
Includes time travel, custard and fish stick
There's multiform eels
The Timelords companion, a redhead chick.
A strange John Smith and Jane Doe
on a search for a Beast Below.
They found out the lie,
saved the Beast, said goodbye,
and returned to their odd blue chateau.
There once was a lone Centurion
Who held to himself one lone mission
To guard a big box
Surrounded by locks
So he could see his Amy again
Oh, although the Doctors a cad
He really isn't so bad
Whilst going through time
So why is Liz I so mad?
There's this thing you should know about Ood
They often try to bring you food
It comes in green or blue
It might not appeal to you
Just accept it, so as not to be rude
Captain Harkness and Professor Song
To the same time period belong
Save HimSave Him4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Even though he was alive, Amelia had nightmares for weeks.
She would wake up in the middle of the night, dry sobs wracking her body that woke Rory before she even became concious and he would hold her, silently stroking her hair because he knew why she was crying and that there was nothing he could say that would make it better.
Because he was 909, and had only 194 years left to live.
And no matter how Amy tried to think about it, one thousand, one hundered and three years was not a fraction of enough time for such a man as the Doctor to be alive.
Amy would watch him fall, and no matter how she struggled she couldn't get to him in time. Sometimes it would be River and Rory holding her back, just like before, but sometimes it would be a faceless force, a nameless evil keeping her from her raggedy Doctor as he breathed his last. Sometimes she would watch him go towards the astronaut, like a gentle lamb to the slaughter and she would shout for him to stop, to come back, but the words woul
Doctor Who FridaySeven A.M. Wakin' up in the TARDIS, Gotta get out, Gotta see outside.Doctor Who Friday5 years ago in Settings More Like This
Gotta Have my Screwdriver, Gotta be Sonic.
Seeing everything the Time is Going, Ticking on and on, Everybody's Runnin'.
Gotta get Down to the Planet.
Gotta See the World.
I See Daleks!
Killing with the Ground Troops, Blasting with the Saucers.
Gotta make my mind up, Which way should I run?!?!
It's Doomsday! Doomsday!
Gotta Save the world on Doomsday!
Everybody's looking for a way to Escape, Escape.
Doomsday! Doomsday! Savin' the world on Doomsday!
Everybody's looking for a way to Escape, Escape.
Runnin' and Runnin' (Ahh!!!).
Runnin' and Runnin' (Ahh!!!).
Looking for a way to escape.
Into the Vortex, Cruising in the TARDIS, Flying so fast, i Fear i might Die!
I think we may Crash!
I Got this! I lost this!
The Controls are not Quite right (Yeah)
I Got this! I lost this!
Now There's Cybermen!
Deleting in the Front Lines!
Converting in the Moonbase,
Gotta make my mind up, Which
The Doctor As A ConstructThe Doctor As A ConstructThe Doctor As A Construct4 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Amelia. Can you hear me? No, of course you can't, you're not even real. Not anymore. Silly Doctor. Silly mad man with his silly blue box. Amelia Pond, the little girl all alone in the empty house, waiting with her apple, for a silly old man. I never wanted you to grow up, not really. How could I tell you that? Would've been a bit weird really...and rude. Not that that would have stopped me. Hasn't stopped me before. Did I ever tell you about my last face? I said I was rude then. If I could have known me now. Rude, rude Doctor. I'm much more rude now. And I have a fez. Oh, don't tell River. She thinks she's got rid of them all. She didn't think to check the rocking horse in the conservatory.
Where was I? Amelia. I feel like it's my fault you grew up, but how could I have stolen a child? I'm too dangerous for grown-ups let alone little Amelia Pond. I think I would have done it. I think the TARDIS... I think she stopped me. She knew I'd be so stupid, that
The Beginning of a TimeThe Beginning of a Time4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
While waiting for the end, many things go through your mind. Sitting in the decommission dockyard (or junkyard for you humans) allowed me plenty of time to do just that. I wanted to leave Gallifrey and see the universe. I wanted to ride the Time Winds and feel free. It appeared as though that would not happen now. I was told by the other Timeships that I was old, out of date, that my time had passed. How ironic is that? I had watched as the orders were given and was placed in a state of hibernation as a precaution. I knew what was in store for me. The technicians would enter using a master key then input the override protocol to start the shut down sequence. Once the sequence was completed, they would release the clamps on my console and open the main panel allowing the artron energy from my heart to seep out. I wondered when my awareness would cease. Would it happen suddenly after the shut down protocol or slowly as my heart bled out? I was frightened but had no
The Four KeysThe Four Keys4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The suns rose over the shining towers. The red sky flamed over the city. Dawn was here, the beginning of a new day. Crimson. It was in the grass, the sky, the trees, the robes. The colour of fire, the colour of Gallifrey.
700 years since he'd run, 700 years since he turned his back on those crimson skies. Eleven new faces, adventures, deaths. Eleven times he had tried to die and eleven times he had failed to reconcile the past.
Each new companion, every new world, brought a happiness like no other. Helping others defeat evil no matter what the risk. There was a certain delight in travelling through time and space with the people you loved.
Stepping out of the TARDIS to a dewy morning in an English countryside. The scent of rain on dry earth. It is the most wonderful smell in the universe, the fin
A doggone nuisance."Tah-rah-rah-boom-dee-ay! Tah-rah-rah-boom-dee-ay!"A doggone nuisance.3 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Doctor cheerfully sung to himself as he danced around the TARDIS control column. He and the Ponds had just returned from England, 1903, and in rather a rush, too. It seems that the royal family doesn't take kindly to magical blue boxes appearing suddenly at the palace. But, all things considered, they'd made a nice day of it, and also had a tour of the place on the way out. Which was lovely, the Doctor thought.
Amy and Rory had run ahead to get changed before their dinner in modern-day Versailles, leaving the Doctor alone in the console room, happily pressing buttons, and-
The TARDIS lurched to one side, sending the Doctor flying across the room. After a few seconds, he got up slowly, straightened his bow tie and said "Now, dear. What was all that abou-"
The TARDIS shook again, sending him flying once more. This time, he got up and stomped around the console, angrily waggling his finger. "What's the matter w
Angels and ShadowsIt's better to deal with shadowsAngels and Shadows4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
On a day like this.
The bright sun shines down,
Our second-halves clearly
But to have a third-half,
Well, that would be obvious.
The bright sun shines down,
Making it impossible not to
The face, hiding from you,
Like a leaf hides a flower,
Knows when its safe to
While shadows creep behind you,
Appearing in the worst moment.
Of course, I'd rather deal with
Over any of these things.
Even if a small puddle is
You can always hide,
Waiting for the brightly shining
To take them away.
But over all of these things,
I'd enjoy time with the face.
Over eight trillion years old,
That's what the rumors say.
He could keep an eye on the
And stop the shadows
From getting ever nearer,
And destroy the water,
With anything he chooses.
WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series 2Why we love Doctor Who Series 2:WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series 25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Because the Tenth Doctor has new teeth.
Because of course we missed him.
Because he knows the Lion King.
Because he recognises the taste of A Positive blood.
Because he's rude and not ginger.
Because Jackie needs to shut up.
Because it's very British to have tea when the world's coming to an end.
Because everyone knows who Harriet Jones is.
Because he's certainly got a gob.
Because Jackie says the name of the show just before the opening titles run. Cheesy.
Because of the apple-grass.
Because he's slim... and just a little bit foxy.
Because he's still got it.
Because he's beating out a samba.
Because telepathy means 'a face full of big head'.
Because the Face of Boe is 'textbook enigmatic'.
Because the Doctor says 'new' at least 17 times.
Because David Tennant got to do an episode in his normal accent.
Because Rose has been 'oot and aboot'.
Because Queen Victoria is not amused (finally).
Because the telescope is
Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 1016 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Bananas are good.
2. Watch out for women named Jackie, they slap. Hard.
3. "Go to your room" are terrible last words.
4. Be silent in The Library.
5. Fear of the dark is NOT irrational.
6. Don't blink, blink and you're dead.
7. Travelling with the Doctor is not safe; however it is the journey of a lifetime.
8. Statues of weeping angles are dangerous.
9. The Doctor is rubbish at weddings, especially his own.
10. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Doc".
11. The Doctor likes the word fantastic and brilliant.
12. A strange man in your bedroom does not mean anything can happen.
13. Lots of planets have a north.
14. If you meet an eccentric man who says his name is John Smith, the wise thing would be to get away as fast at you can. It's not the most fun though.
15. The Doctor is good at accents. Rose is not.
16. The Doctor came first in 'Jiggery Pokery'.
17. 'Tainted love' and 'Toxic' are earth classics.
18. 'Toxic' is actually a Ballad.
19. The Docto
TDW - The TARDISA Timelord and his TARDIS. That's the way it's always been, since Timelords started growing us. A psychic link between them, but never used for communication. Not properly anyway. The Timelord sets the coordinates on his TARDIS, and she takes him where he wants to go, it's that simple. But I was different. And so was he. He disagreed with the Timelord's 'non-interference' policy. He tired of staying at home and being an arrogant, pompous overseer of the universe. Watching, with all the power entrusted to them, and yet never using it to do anything. So he stole me. Stole me, and ran away to see the universe and do something with his lives.TDW - The TARDIS4 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
And then there was me. The TARDIS he stole. Well that's what he thought anyway. But there was a reason my doors were unlocked that day. I already an antique when he was a mere Time Tot, and I saw so many years of Timelords. The pompous twats, behaving like a good TARDIS should, and going where I was programmed to go. But I was bored. And barely used,
WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series3Because the Doctor's not from Mars.WhyWeLoveDoctorWho - Series35 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Because his pockets are dimensionally transcendental.
Because he tells the TARDIS to 'behave!'
Because Donna is a pencil inside a mug.
Because 'with this ring, I thee bio-damp'.
Because Donna's yell can be heard over the noise of the TARDIS engines.
Because everyone knows you should never let a man with a sonic screwdriver near the sound system.
Because Martha doesn't believe he's an alien.
Because Martha FINALLY believes he's an alien.
Because 'Judoon platoon on the moon.'
Because he looks daft with one shoe.
Because she called him 'Doctor'.
Because Rose's name keeps him fighting.
Because he does a lot of reading.
Because 'to be or not to be' is a bit pretentious.
Because Martha won't step on any butterflies.
Because The Doctor cried when he read book 7.
Because the Doctor's upset Queen Elizabeth.
Because 'the play's the thing'.
Because David Tennant appears in Hamlet 2 years later. Fantastic!
Because the Doctor is
A CrackA Crack3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The shape of a sickly smile
The sound of a woman's voice,
Send me back!
Send me back!
He knows that voice,
Remembers that day.
That awful, terrible, life-ending day,
when his world was ended
When he wa
Because of Doctor WhoBecause of Doctor Who I am Afraid of...Because of Doctor Who4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
2. Christmas trees
5. school food
7. blue tooth devices
10. children's drawings
11. MRI machines
13. gas masks
14. brass bands
17. the dark
21. coma patients
23. ...and hospitals again
25. weight loss pills
30. old ladies
Not Remotely ImportantThe old man still looked up at the sky. Every night, when he had the chance, he would wrap up warm and take a flask of hot tea out to the seat beside his telescope. It was an act of tribute now. He had long since let go of the idle fancy that he would ever see that man, that most wonderful man again. Sometimes it was a truly bitter memory, another friend lost to war, and how he hoped that the poor creature, that ancient blazing angel had been wrong. Perhaps he was out there somewhere, fully recovered, too embarrassed to return. Too afraid?Not Remotely Important4 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Wilfred knew it was still dangerous. His granddaughter visited often, particularly when his bungalow was situated just around the corner from her comfortable family home. It was a miracle to see her so content since those miserable Christmases past, but she had found happiness. Her husband treated her well and the world was just bursting with opportunities for her now she had the freedom and time to consider. The distant expressions she showed
Chocolate In The SunHe cupped her cheeks in his fingers and forced her to look at him. She was cold, but warm at the same time. The rumbling hum of the mighty box echoed dully deep within the maze of chambers.Chocolate In The Sun4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"What? What is it?" she giggled, tugged away as he pulled her into a child-like half-hug. "Something bothering you?"
He blinked back the tears that formed on his eyelashes and hid his face, reluctantly letting her go. She folded her arms across her breast and raised an eyebrow. He leaned back from the controls of the machine and settled into a chair. She lay on his chest, awkwardly at first, then affectionately. The gentle thud of two rhythmic heart beats allowed her to relax into his clothes. He tilted back his head and stared up at the roof of the stolen vehicle, a dozen thoughts running through his mixed up mind. His hand hovered across her belly; not even he knew what was going on with her. It scared him, and worried him. She seemed to sink into him, it was almost like home amongst his tweed coa
A MonologueTitle: A Monologue From the Console RoomA Monologue4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Disclaimer: If I owned it, would I be writing this here?
Summary: During that horrible period when Amy and Rory are asleep and the Doctor is alone, Idris appears. The Doctor talks.
Spoilers: Massive ones for 'The Doctor's Wife'.
A/N: Me! Writing Doctor Who fic after all this time! Neil Gaiman, this is all your fault! Tone-wise this is based on a short story called 'Orientation' which, though different in subject matter, tells the story just through a one sided monologue without any description of action or tone of voice (well worth a look by the way as it's very chilling.)
I really hope I've pulled off Eleven's voice - especially as there is no description to buffer it and you have to make the judgements about when he is being light, or sad, or emotional from my use of words, breaks and grammar!
What? No! Don't explode! Ow!
That. Really. Hurt.
Where's my hammer? Hmph. And
The Doctor's WifeThe Doctor's Wife4 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Doctor woke with a start, sitting up quickly in bed. He had felt something that couldn't possibly be. He had felt two Time Lords bonded together. But that was impossible. Wasn't it? All the other Time Lords were dead. Or sealed into a Time Lock. In another universe no less. How could he have felt that connection through the Void?
He quickly glanced over to make sure his wife was still sleeping soundly in their bed. She was still there his pink and yellow girl breathing gently. He reached over to brush a lock of hair across her face, unable to stop from touching her. Rose gave a soft smile and said, without opening her eyes, "I know you have trouble sleeping a full eight hours, but I really do need my beauty sleep Doctor."
He smiled, even though he knew she couldn't see him. He leaned down to press a kiss to her forehead. "You don't ne