Rei and the Knock Knock JokeRei and the Knock Knock Joke4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Toji swore it couldn't be done.
Kensuke had his doubts.
But darn it, Shinji was going to make Rei laugh. It was lunch period in his school, and with nothing better to do, he approached Ayanami's desk and sat backwards in the chair in front of her. She looked a little startled that he had approached her so casually, but she made no sound. She lifted her head up, and acknowledged him.
"Oh, hello Ayanami!" Shinji said. "Listen, I'm going to tell you a joke, okay? It goes like this Ahem."
Shinji waited for a while. Rei stared at him with her eyes of crimson, unwavering.
"Now, Ayanami, you need to ask me, 'Who's there?', like you're answering the door." Shinji explained.
Rei blinked. "Someone is at my door?"
Shinji laughed sheepishly. "Oh, no, Ayanami-san! It's just a hypothetical. Now say, 'Who's there?' "
"There's no one at my door. I have no need to ask." Rei calmly said. She was about to pick up her book when Shinji stopped her.
"Come on, Rei! Just pretend
Welcome to Aperture Science -Opening only-Pray that she will never find you. Her still expression, her illuminated red eye, her passive-aggressive, monotonous voice, ruptures your unstable mind. The torn, frayed memories of your friends and family shrieking painfully pierce your ears like nails to a chalkboard. The thought of her gunning them down while they plea for mercy, aids in your already shivering body by tossing you into a silent fit that tightens your body into the foetal position.Welcome to Aperture Science -Opening only-4 years ago in Settings More Like This
Your delayed, close-to-failing senses detect that your arms pulled into your chest a familiar face the size of your head: an innocent grey cube decorated with a pink heart on each side and rounded dark grey corners. You press your ear firmly into it, listening to its quiet, childlike whisper of a song to drown out the dying cries echoing on permanent repeat. Your eyes open to the compact, aphotic room around you, with smothered wall paintings of a goddess dressed in orange drapery and surrounded by puzzling symbols you were once familiar to
Insomnia One-shot.Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.Insomnia One-shot.5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The clock tolled as Allen Walker lay in his bed, awake.
His blue-gray eyes looked up at the ceiling, loneliness showed in them.
For once, Link wasn't with him. It was probably because a huge mess was occurring with central. After all, they were still deciding if he was a 'dangerous heretic.'
Why? Has he sinned in a past life? He didn't know, and for some odd twist, he didn't care.
Maybe it was his fate that was doing this to him.
He continued to look up at the ceiling as the single clock in his room kept on ticking.
'Allen Walker'. He wasn't even sure who that was anymore.
Was he the gentleman that everyone thought he was, or as he the orphan that lived on the street, thieving so he could live for another day.
He didn't know. Well, at least not anymore.
The voice in his head was correct. He was just a puppet for other people's satisfaction. A puppet that was beginning to lose the truth of the situation.
An empty sigh escaped newly parted lips.
It's wasn't like '
The war has begun...The war has begun...6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rebirth of Evangelion
The war has begun...
Man found God, and they tried to pick him up. Then Man tried to resurrect God with his own hands and that's how Adam was created. And the God they found disappeared. For that Man was punished! From Adam, Man created what resembles God, himself. That is Eva!
1999 AD. Kyoto
Profesor Fuyutsuki, professor of metaphysical biology at Kyoto University is reach into his students.
Professor! Professor Fuyutsuki!-the students called him.
Oh, it's you guys.-Fuyutsuki answered
!How about having a beer by the Kamogawa river?- The Students said
Ryouko and the rest say they'll come if you'll come- a Students said
The professor also says you should come more often- another Students
I see Alright. -Fuyutsuki
Afterwards, Fuyutsuki and a fellow professor when for some drinks and the professor tell him about a young bio-engineering stu
Rise of the beastsRise of the beasts6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rebirth of Evangelion
Rise of the beast
After the battle with the tenth angel, life on Tokyo 3 had seem to have calm down.
Although for some thing weren't exactly life on paradise when Misato had to explain Rei about her new once-every-month-girlfriend
"What do you mean every month?"-was her reaction when she was told about the use on tampons
Shinji and Asuka have come lil bit closer as friends around these days even going to eat lunch n their own at school.
And looks like Ritsuko has come realize that Maya is the only person for in this world. All of the employees with whom they came into contact noticed the differences in them, both were indisputably happier and much more light-hearted than they had been previously and their productivity, Maya's especially, had increased dramatically.
At NERV Headquarters, Raven, Shinji, Asuka, Rei and Toji are participating in routine Sync Ratio test..
"Well, how's our children?"-Misato asks Maya
"Look at this"-Maya responds
You can not advanceYou can not advance6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rebirth of Evangelion
You can not advance
The transport of Evangelion Unit-03 from NERV-01 in American to NERV Headquarters in Japan is underway. During flight the transport plane encounters an area of cloud cover with a cloud that is vertically tall, dense, typically involved in bad weather, and extremely dangerous to aircraft, directly in its flight path.
"This is Ecta 64 calling Neopan 400. Confirm cumulonimbus clouds in your immediate flight path"-the pilot said
"This is Neopan 400. Cumulonimbus clouds confirmed. Barometer indicates no hazard. We'll maintain course, expect arrive on schedule"-control tower reported
"This is Ecta 64, roger and out"-the pilot responded
After confirming with the control tower, which finds the barometric pressure acceptable, the transport along with Evangelion Unit-03 enters the cloud. As it does so, a mysterious electrical disturbance occurs.
Meanwhile Misato Katsuragi struggles to find a chance to tell Shinji Ikari about
Rei Ayanami poemRei Ayanami poem3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Mountain, heavy are the mountains
But that changes, with the passage of time
Sky, blue sky, what your eyes can't see, what your eyes can see
The sun, one, only one
Water, it is agreeable, Commander Ikari
Flowers, so many the same, so many without purpose
Sky, sky of red, red the color, the color I hate
Liquid flows, it drips, ripples, and pours
Blood, scent of blood, woman who does not bleed
From the red soil the humans come
Humans made by man and woman
City, a human creation
Eva, a human creation as well
What are humans?
Are they creations of God?
Humans, that which is created by humans
This is that which is mine
My life, my heart
I am a vessel for my thoughts
The entry plug, the throne of the soul
Who is this? This is me
Who am I? What am I? What am I? What am I?
I am I.
This object that is, is myself
That which forms me
This is the self that can be seen, and yet this is not like that which is myself
A strange feeling
My body feels as if it is melting
I can no longer see myself
The spirit withinThe spirit within6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rebirth of Evangelion
The Spirit Within
It had been 4 days since the battle with the Bardiel's and Shinji had been in the holding cell for little more than 3.
Sitting alone amidst the darkness of his holding cell deep within the bowels of NERV, Shinji could not help but wonder if he was going to spend the rest of his life there. From what he knew he had been placed in this dark hole because he had defied his father's orders. It was to be expected. He was a soldier and soldiers who don't follow orders tend to get disciplined from insubordination.
With the vision as strong as the blood stained hands of the purple titan, nothing would make him pilot again.
Suddenly, the door to his cell opened up, letting a flood of lights blind him. Squinting as his eyes adjusted to the brightness, he was not at all surprised to see the familiar figure of his guardian standing in the doorway. And she didn't look happy.
Major Katsuragi didn't feel well. At all. This couldn't be. Why? The
A cruel angels thesis LyricsZankoku na tenshi no you niA cruel angels thesis Lyrics7 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare...
Aoi kaze ga ima mune no doa wo tataitemo,
Watashi dake wo tada mitsumete
Sotto Fureru mono
Motomeru koto ni muchuu de,
Unmei sae mada shiranai itaikena hitom
Dakedo itsuka kizuku deshou
Sono senaka ni wa
Haruka mirai mezasu tame no
Hane ga aru koto...
Zankoku na tenshi no te-ze
Madobe kara yagate tobitatsu
Hotobashiru atsui patosu de
Omoide wo uragiru nara
O-zora wo daite kagayaku
Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare
Zutto nemutteru watashi no ai no yurikago
Anata dake ga yume no shisha ni
Yobareru asa ga kuru
Hosoi kubisuji wo tsukiakari ga utsushiteru
Sekai-ju- no toki wo tomete
Moshi mo futari aeta koto ni imi ga aru nara,
Watashi wa, sou, jiyu- wo shiru
Tame no Baiburu
Zankoku na tenshi no te-ze
Kanashimi ga soshite hajimaru
Dakishimeta inochi no katachi
Sono yume ni mezameta toki
Dare yori mo hikari wo hanatsu
Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare
Hito wa ai wo tsumugi nagara rekishi wo tsukuru
Megami nante nar
Journey through Reaper High - Chapter 1Journey through Reaper High - Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Once the door closed behind me, I was on my own. Looking around, I saw students talking and heading to their classes. I looked down at my schedule and read it. Let's see AP Music Theory, Choir/Contable, Mythological Creatures Extravaganza, Witchcraft and Dark Arts, Martial Arts, Physics, Hero 101 and lastly, Metals and Jewelry Crafting. I had to read over the list a second time, and then again a third time.
"Martial Arts, Hero 101 and Metals and Jewelry Crafting?" I thought aloud. "Why the hell am I in those classes? Metals I can understand, but Martial Arts and Hero 101? And what the hell is Mythological Creatures Extravaganza? I think I'm old enough to know about all types of Mythological Creatures "
I huffed out a sigh as I pulled my bag onto my shoulder once again, trudging off to my first hour class. AP Music Theory seemed like a good class to start the day off with. I smiled a little at the thought of that, pulling up my scarf so the o
Pt 2: Alien queen TFIt wasn't long before Amelia and Christopher noticed that Shara had disappeared, they decided to continue on their way to survey the ship that they had all found themselves on, it had been a while since anything was heard from David and Mark but they just dusted it off to a communication error, even command had stopped checking on them, the last thing to have come through was David and Mark talking amongst themselves, something kept running around in Amelia's mind. How were they going to get out?Pt 2: Alien queen TF3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“I think it would be best if we looked for some sort of bridge or something to take the ship back to the planet.” Christopher seemed to speak from Amelia's mind and she quickly nodded in agreement playing with a small piece of equipment the looked like it would hover, analysing the area but it wasn't working properly so she was taping the sphere to a helmet, placing it precariously on top of hers head feeling the weight of the ball pull on the left side of her head.
Betrayal And TearsThe boy, not more than nine, lay in the bed burning with fever. His mother sat next to the bed with her hands clasped together in prayer. The village's preacher stood by the doorway, reading from a prayer book. His mother stroked his head with a heavy heart, tears streaming down her cheeks.Betrayal And Tears5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The healer of the village, an old woman named Anita, entered the room. She was holding a bowl of steaming liquid, which she offered the boy. He attempted to drink it, but started coughing violently after a few sips. Sighing, the old woman shook her head.
"Natasha, I can do no more. He's been sick for over a week now, and none of my teas have had any effect." She said, placing an old wrinkled arm around the mother's shoulders.
"Are you certain? There is no hope?" She whispered in a broken voice.
"I am sorry. There is only one person I know of that is better at herbs and medicine than me, and he..." The preacher shot her a warning glance. "well, you know...." The healer trailed off.
"I will continue p
Survival -wolf tf-SurvivalSurvival -wolf tf-4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The beginning... It's so hard to think, so hard to recall what life was like before... but, I must remember. I must always remember.
It was Tuesday morning, 7 AM. Way earlier than any normal teenager on summer break would be up at. But, my parents being my parents, insisted that we get on the road early so we could get the four hour drive from Banff to Jasper National Park out of the way. We'd been on the road a few days, staying over night in camp grounds and cheap motels when it rained, so I was completely stoked on arriving at our destination and having a few days of downtime in the woods.
The drive was a blur of blasting punk rock on my ipod while staring out the window and trying to sleep to the rumbling of our ancient ford explorer. Either way, the thick green forest that blurred by was strangely beautiful. It's not like it was anything new though. Living in western Canada, I'd kinda gotten to know the forest quite well, but something about this section of highway
4/100 The chance to help.The sand between his fingers was surreal, it was cold, while the sun scorched his back. Koron pulled his fingers into a fist, and pushed his body off the soft, yellow powder. He was still weak and pins and needles waved over him, pushing himself slowly onto his side. He couldn't recognize where he was, all he knew was that there was sand everywhere, and beneath him past his feet as he looked down the was an ocean that seemed to glow, and shimmer, only one this was distinguishable and broke the horizon, a single lonely tree.4/100 The chance to help.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Koron had a similar feeling to just waking in the morning, he rolled back onto his chest and his hands sunk into the sand as he pushed himself up into a kneeling position, he brushed his hands over his face in a mused attempt to stretch the muscles, he dropped one hand, raising the other to shield his hazel eyes from the harsh light of the sun scorching his retina, the only thing he could see was still the single tree. Koron flicked his legs to stand, wriggling his
Spider-Man: Hail to the King PrologueSpider-Man: Hail to the King Prologue2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Prologue: Crimson Day
Midnight, in one of New York City’s cemeteries, a lone security guard does his usual patrols and checks on the graves. Normally this cemetery wouldn’t need a guard, but after the events of Otto Octavius’s reign in Spider-Man’s body, New York’s current mayor Stanley Lieber made all graveyards upgrade their security just in case any more villains cheat death. The guards himself walked pass the mad doctor’s grave that had been grafittied and vandalized with phrases like “burn in hell Ock!”
“Poor bastard…” The guard sighed to himself as he continued his shift.
It was at that moment he saw a hooded figure looking over two other men who were masked and seemed to be digging at the grave. Thinking they were grave robbers, the guard grabbed a baton and ran towards them as he yelled “Stop right there thieves!”
The hooded figure turned towards the guard as he simply walked towards him casually. Fo
Pt 3: Alien praetorian costume TF.She felt lost in the long, metallic halls a small glass tablet beeped and whistled as it gave reading of the surroundings, she lifted it into her vision catching the life sign button. “no, I don't want...” only two signals remained and her colleague's was beginning to act erratically before stopping dead, and restarting “50% DNA assimilation complete. Cannot progress any further.” the warning flashed over David's name. Thinking she must have misread the notification before it disappeared, Shara pushed her green rimmed glasses up her nose and brushed the dark blond hair on the top of her head back and it rippled down her back to her butt. She slapped the side of the tabled hoping to knock some loose circuits only to have the remainder of her security team removed from the screen “Cheap Weyland CRAP!” Shara jumped as her voice echoed town the hall.Pt 3: Alien praetorian costume TF.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Shara was on her own, after splitting off from the rest of the research team to follow s
Aliens vs. Predator: Hunt of Hate PrologueAliens vs. Predator: Hunt of HateAliens vs. Predator: Hunt of Hate Prologue2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
His plan was coming together perfectly; Metropolis was destroyed, blown to pieces in a ball of nuclear fire, the Joker would die, and Superman’s will, physical and mental, would be easily destroyed. It was perfect, giving Lex Luthor the nuclear bomb who would then give it to Joker in order to send a message to the world, and no one would be able to trace the event back to him, yet, he was impatient. He was hoping that the Kryptonian, Kal El, would at least be able to pose a challenge to him. Sure, his patience was inhuman compared to many super beings such as Brainiac or Martian Manhunter, but he was losing patience, and fast. It wouldn’t be long before he, himself, would go out to finish the dastardly deed.
“Warning! Fortress breach detected!” Even if his brain was not capable of showing emotion, he would be smirking due to his pride.
“Computer, give our guest a “warm-welcome”. Don’t hold back!&
6/ 100. A dream, reality.The girl had been waiting for this moment for months, Lisa's birthday had finally come, It was only tomorrow and she would be 16 at last and being on the path to becoming an adult, but that could wait, She was more anxious about her presents, the cake and not forgetting the “surprise” party the she'd overheard her parents discussing, they never were good at keeping secrets.6/ 100. A dream, reality.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Lisa rolled over in her bed with her arm outstretched, and threw her hand onto the light of her alarm clock, it was coming up to midnight, but no matter how hard she tried her excitement kept her awake, kept the moment at a distance that would forever be out of reach because of time, well at least 7 hours, Lisa thought to herself knowing that they would wake up at 7:00 as they always did. Lisa know that nothing she did would get her to sleep, She glanced out the door hoping that something would happen to tell her if her parents were sleeping before quickly pushing her hands into the bed, pushing herself
Life As A Dragoness Ch 2My alarm went off at 7:00am. I groaned and turned over to the alarm clock and shut it off. I was about to put my pillow over my head when my mom came in.Life As A Dragoness Ch 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Come on, honey, you have to get up and get ready for church." my mom said.
"All right mom," I said sleepily.
Then I slowly crawled out of bed and headed into the bathroom. After I was done in the bathroom I went back into my room to find my Sunday clothes. It was a blue sundress, with little white flowers on it. It was one of my favorite dresses to wear to church because it was my favorite color and it wasn't too fancy. I thought to myself, "This dress is just right. Nobody likes a dress that is too fancy." I walked over to my bookshelf to get my Bible. From here I could see where I had hidden the shard the day before. The shard looked like it was glowing through the bandana I had wrapped it in. I started to worry about it being found by someone else. Even if someone
Adaptation Part 2Adaptation P2Adaptation Part 27 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
There was something something that needed to be remembered. It floated there an ethereal entity existing only as presence and revealing nothing else
I had never felt so strange and, considering what I had gone through in the preceding hours; that was saying a lot. I wasnt afraid; I wouldnt describe this feeling as fear. Rather, I felt like a newborn child: Frail, disoriented; confused as the world around him spins in an unfamiliar glaze. Before me, fuzzy shadows stretched, and almost gothic shapes caught the sickly yellow brown light that came from some unknown source.
Well what do we ave ere? Looks like a wee baybee bird took a bit ove a tumble from its nest!- A plethora of echoless laughter, accompanied by reverberating hisses attacked my senses, and my head darted around the large tunnel as I searched for their sources.&
The Tale of RalfThe Tale of Ralf, The not so Chest-Busting ChestbusterThe Tale of Ralf6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A short tale by TheApprentice225 written for fun based on a passing thought I had at 12:30am.
All was quiet in the Weyland-Yutani research base on the small dark planet safely tucked in the outer rim, far away from outside disturbance. Too quiet in all honesty, especially in the quarters of Sergeant Major Antilly where the young woman lie unconscious on the floor. Xenomorphs escaping captivity was nothing new to this base. Every now and again a Facehugger would escape a containment crate or an egg chamber and try to find a host, but Security always found them before any damage could be done. However this time Antilly was not so lucky; the Facehugger had crawled into the air ducts and snuck into her quarters about an hour ago. It caught her napping before her double shift and effortlessly managed to plant the embryo without her even struggling. All non-essential personnel were confined to the Mess hall and other designated safe area