Rei and the Knock Knock JokeRei and the Knock Knock Joke5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Toji swore it couldn't be done.
Kensuke had his doubts.
But darn it, Shinji was going to make Rei laugh. It was lunch period in his school, and with nothing better to do, he approached Ayanami's desk and sat backwards in the chair in front of her. She looked a little startled that he had approached her so casually, but she made no sound. She lifted her head up, and acknowledged him.
"Oh, hello Ayanami!" Shinji said. "Listen, I'm going to tell you a joke, okay? It goes like this Ahem."
Shinji waited for a while. Rei stared at him with her eyes of crimson, unwavering.
"Now, Ayanami, you need to ask me, 'Who's there?', like you're answering the door." Shinji explained.
Rei blinked. "Someone is at my door?"
Shinji laughed sheepishly. "Oh, no, Ayanami-san! It's just a hypothetical. Now say, 'Who's there?' "
"There's no one at my door. I have no need to ask." Rei calmly said. She was about to pick up her book when Shinji stopped her.
"Come on, Rei! Just pretend
Insomnia One-shot.Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.Insomnia One-shot.5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The clock tolled as Allen Walker lay in his bed, awake.
His blue-gray eyes looked up at the ceiling, loneliness showed in them.
For once, Link wasn't with him. It was probably because a huge mess was occurring with central. After all, they were still deciding if he was a 'dangerous heretic.'
Why? Has he sinned in a past life? He didn't know, and for some odd twist, he didn't care.
Maybe it was his fate that was doing this to him.
He continued to look up at the ceiling as the single clock in his room kept on ticking.
'Allen Walker'. He wasn't even sure who that was anymore.
Was he the gentleman that everyone thought he was, or as he the orphan that lived on the street, thieving so he could live for another day.
He didn't know. Well, at least not anymore.
The voice in his head was correct. He was just a puppet for other people's satisfaction. A puppet that was beginning to lose the truth of the situation.
An empty sigh escaped newly parted lips.
It's wasn't like '
Rei Ayanami poemRei Ayanami poem4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Mountain, heavy are the mountains
But that changes, with the passage of time
Sky, blue sky, what your eyes can't see, what your eyes can see
The sun, one, only one
Water, it is agreeable, Commander Ikari
Flowers, so many the same, so many without purpose
Sky, sky of red, red the color, the color I hate
Liquid flows, it drips, ripples, and pours
Blood, scent of blood, woman who does not bleed
From the red soil the humans come
Humans made by man and woman
City, a human creation
Eva, a human creation as well
What are humans?
Are they creations of God?
Humans, that which is created by humans
This is that which is mine
My life, my heart
I am a vessel for my thoughts
The entry plug, the throne of the soul
Who is this? This is me
Who am I? What am I? What am I? What am I?
I am I.
This object that is, is myself
That which forms me
This is the self that can be seen, and yet this is not like that which is myself
A strange feeling
My body feels as if it is melting
I can no longer see myself
Welcome to Aperture Science -Opening only-Pray that she will never find you. Her still expression, her illuminated red eye, her passive-aggressive, monotonous voice, ruptures your unstable mind. The torn, frayed memories of your friends and family shrieking painfully pierce your ears like nails to a chalkboard. The thought of her gunning them down while they plea for mercy, aids in your already shivering body by tossing you into a silent fit that tightens your body into the foetal position.Welcome to Aperture Science -Opening only-4 years ago in Settings More Like This
Your delayed, close-to-failing senses detect that your arms pulled into your chest a familiar face the size of your head: an innocent grey cube decorated with a pink heart on each side and rounded dark grey corners. You press your ear firmly into it, listening to its quiet, childlike whisper of a song to drown out the dying cries echoing on permanent repeat. Your eyes open to the compact, aphotic room around you, with smothered wall paintings of a goddess dressed in orange drapery and surrounded by puzzling symbols you were once familiar to
A cruel angels thesis LyricsZankoku na tenshi no you niA cruel angels thesis Lyrics8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare...
Aoi kaze ga ima mune no doa wo tataitemo,
Watashi dake wo tada mitsumete
Sotto Fureru mono
Motomeru koto ni muchuu de,
Unmei sae mada shiranai itaikena hitom
Dakedo itsuka kizuku deshou
Sono senaka ni wa
Haruka mirai mezasu tame no
Hane ga aru koto...
Zankoku na tenshi no te-ze
Madobe kara yagate tobitatsu
Hotobashiru atsui patosu de
Omoide wo uragiru nara
O-zora wo daite kagayaku
Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare
Zutto nemutteru watashi no ai no yurikago
Anata dake ga yume no shisha ni
Yobareru asa ga kuru
Hosoi kubisuji wo tsukiakari ga utsushiteru
Sekai-ju- no toki wo tomete
Moshi mo futari aeta koto ni imi ga aru nara,
Watashi wa, sou, jiyu- wo shiru
Tame no Baiburu
Zankoku na tenshi no te-ze
Kanashimi ga soshite hajimaru
Dakishimeta inochi no katachi
Sono yume ni mezameta toki
Dare yori mo hikari wo hanatsu
Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare
Hito wa ai wo tsumugi nagara rekishi wo tsukuru
Megami nante nar
Rise of the beastsRise of the beasts6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rebirth of Evangelion
Rise of the beast
After the battle with the tenth angel, life on Tokyo 3 had seem to have calm down.
Although for some thing weren't exactly life on paradise when Misato had to explain Rei about her new once-every-month-girlfriend
"What do you mean every month?"-was her reaction when she was told about the use on tampons
Shinji and Asuka have come lil bit closer as friends around these days even going to eat lunch n their own at school.
And looks like Ritsuko has come realize that Maya is the only person for in this world. All of the employees with whom they came into contact noticed the differences in them, both were indisputably happier and much more light-hearted than they had been previously and their productivity, Maya's especially, had increased dramatically.
At NERV Headquarters, Raven, Shinji, Asuka, Rei and Toji are participating in routine Sync Ratio test..
"Well, how's our children?"-Misato asks Maya
"Look at this"-Maya responds
The war has begun...The war has begun...6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rebirth of Evangelion
The war has begun...
Man found God, and they tried to pick him up. Then Man tried to resurrect God with his own hands and that's how Adam was created. And the God they found disappeared. For that Man was punished! From Adam, Man created what resembles God, himself. That is Eva!
1999 AD. Kyoto
Profesor Fuyutsuki, professor of metaphysical biology at Kyoto University is reach into his students.
Professor! Professor Fuyutsuki!-the students called him.
Oh, it's you guys.-Fuyutsuki answered
!How about having a beer by the Kamogawa river?- The Students said
Ryouko and the rest say they'll come if you'll come- a Students said
The professor also says you should come more often- another Students
I see Alright. -Fuyutsuki
Afterwards, Fuyutsuki and a fellow professor when for some drinks and the professor tell him about a young bio-engineering stu
The spirit withinThe spirit within6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rebirth of Evangelion
The Spirit Within
It had been 4 days since the battle with the Bardiel's and Shinji had been in the holding cell for little more than 3.
Sitting alone amidst the darkness of his holding cell deep within the bowels of NERV, Shinji could not help but wonder if he was going to spend the rest of his life there. From what he knew he had been placed in this dark hole because he had defied his father's orders. It was to be expected. He was a soldier and soldiers who don't follow orders tend to get disciplined from insubordination.
With the vision as strong as the blood stained hands of the purple titan, nothing would make him pilot again.
Suddenly, the door to his cell opened up, letting a flood of lights blind him. Squinting as his eyes adjusted to the brightness, he was not at all surprised to see the familiar figure of his guardian standing in the doorway. And she didn't look happy.
Major Katsuragi didn't feel well. At all. This couldn't be. Why? The
Deep Space Dragon SpecificsDeep Space Dragon Specifics4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Deep space dragon specs.
Deep Space Dragons are, anatomically, a mix of Eastern and European style dragons.
Their bodies are longer than most European dragons due to their Eastern influences, however, they are generally muscular dragons. Based on individual Dragon body type, though, their muscularity can change.
Each Dragon has four legs, and each foot has three toes; the front feet with an opposable thumb, making them more versatile and hand-like. Each toe has a non-retractable claw.
Every Deep Space Dragon (at least) two horns on their head and two ears. The ears are never shorter than the horns (though that length will vary) however they can be longer.
The hair on a Deep Space Dragon's head/neck/back/tail is generally short, but this is another attribute of the species that varies between individuals. It does, however, grow along the length of the creature from the forehead to the tip of the tail, generally ending in a tuft of sort, similarly to what i
You can not advanceYou can not advance6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rebirth of Evangelion
You can not advance
The transport of Evangelion Unit-03 from NERV-01 in American to NERV Headquarters in Japan is underway. During flight the transport plane encounters an area of cloud cover with a cloud that is vertically tall, dense, typically involved in bad weather, and extremely dangerous to aircraft, directly in its flight path.
"This is Ecta 64 calling Neopan 400. Confirm cumulonimbus clouds in your immediate flight path"-the pilot said
"This is Neopan 400. Cumulonimbus clouds confirmed. Barometer indicates no hazard. We'll maintain course, expect arrive on schedule"-control tower reported
"This is Ecta 64, roger and out"-the pilot responded
After confirming with the control tower, which finds the barometric pressure acceptable, the transport along with Evangelion Unit-03 enters the cloud. As it does so, a mysterious electrical disturbance occurs.
Meanwhile Misato Katsuragi struggles to find a chance to tell Shinji Ikari about
FerrisWheel: ReturnI had to go back to her.FerrisWheel: Return5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The truth of this shot through me with electrifying intensity. Though, perhaps that was the static racing through the air as the impending thunderstorm approached. If I left in this weather, surely the storm would catch me, surely I'd be swept off into the towering funnels and ricocheting lightning, lost forever.
I shook my head, dispelling all doubts from my mind. I would have to risk it. I owed her-- and myself-- that much, at least. Besides, I thought, glancing at the towering black Pokémon beside me, Zekrom could protect me from the lightning. It was an electric deity, after all. It had some control over natural phenomenon such as storms and clouds. I had witnessed its terrific power firsthand, a power that must be able to defeat a mere summer thunderstorm.
"Zekrom," I walked up to my Pokémon, raising my hand up to touch its solid, smooth backside. "Zekrom, can you fly me to ." I ran through my memories, trying to remember the location of her
Smile Smile for the camera.Smile5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Cry for yourself.
Scream when you're alone,
Wave to everyone else.
Smile for your best friend.
Frown for your eyes.
Laugh for your mother,
Try not to cry.
Smile for your boyfriend,
make him hold you close.
Act like you're complete,
when really you are broke.
Smile for the world,
tell them how you feel.
Too bad they don't really care,
You aren't a big deal.
Dangerous Attraction chapter 3SohnoDangerous Attraction chapter 310 months ago in Romance More Like This
After lunch I managed to finally get Safiri up in the tree house. Once she was comfortably settled up on my bed, I started asking her about where she came from (some 'kingdom' called Anyra), where is her family (she didn't actually answer that one so I guessed something really bad happened to them), how old she was (she didn't know to count on dragon so she just said 17 in human years and according to her I'd be around 19), what was she doing so far from home (changed subject), if she minded staying till her wounds were completely healed (I got the most beautiful smile in the world and a playful 'not at all' as an answer) and then we went to more random questions like favorite food, season or activity.
Sun set incredibly fast as Safiri started telling some stories from her homeland. Most of them talked gods and demons, others talked about great wars, mythological creatures and one was even a romance (ok, I admit it. It was my favorite out of all)
I kept asking Safir
Journey through Reaper High - Chapter 1Journey through Reaper High - Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Once the door closed behind me, I was on my own. Looking around, I saw students talking and heading to their classes. I looked down at my schedule and read it. Let's see AP Music Theory, Choir/Contable, Mythological Creatures Extravaganza, Witchcraft and Dark Arts, Martial Arts, Physics, Hero 101 and lastly, Metals and Jewelry Crafting. I had to read over the list a second time, and then again a third time.
"Martial Arts, Hero 101 and Metals and Jewelry Crafting?" I thought aloud. "Why the hell am I in those classes? Metals I can understand, but Martial Arts and Hero 101? And what the hell is Mythological Creatures Extravaganza? I think I'm old enough to know about all types of Mythological Creatures "
I huffed out a sigh as I pulled my bag onto my shoulder once again, trudging off to my first hour class. AP Music Theory seemed like a good class to start the day off with. I smiled a little at the thought of that, pulling up my scarf so the o
Pt 2: Alien queen TFIt wasn't long before Amelia and Christopher noticed that Shara had disappeared, they decided to continue on their way to survey the ship that they had all found themselves on, it had been a while since anything was heard from David and Mark but they just dusted it off to a communication error, even command had stopped checking on them, the last thing to have come through was David and Mark talking amongst themselves, something kept running around in Amelia's mind. How were they going to get out?Pt 2: Alien queen TF4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“I think it would be best if we looked for some sort of bridge or something to take the ship back to the planet.” Christopher seemed to speak from Amelia's mind and she quickly nodded in agreement playing with a small piece of equipment the looked like it would hover, analysing the area but it wasn't working properly so she was taping the sphere to a helmet, placing it precariously on top of hers head feeling the weight of the ball pull on the left side of her head.
How the Capitalist Stole ChristmasHow the Capitalist Stole Christmas4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Liked Christmas a lot...
Who lived just North of Sixth Street,
Ghost hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his family was tight.
Or maybe his strap-on wasn't strapped on just right.
But I think that the reason most probably true...
Was that Ghost was a miserable, lonely old Jew.
Whatever the reason,
His kin or his trolls,
He sat in his office, doubting they had souls.
Sulking all Christmas Eve with a cold frosty gaze
And frowning at jokes about Texas ablaze.
He could swear by the hair on his hat-covered mullet
That they'd soon all shove hambones down their greasy gullet!
"Jesus Christ!" he yelled his chest swelled and got bigger.
"This is all Barack's fault, that socialist n umbskull!"
Then he growled to himself, sausage fingers a-drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...
...All Austin's child
Spider-Man: Hail to the King PrologueSpider-Man: Hail to the King Prologue2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Prologue: Crimson Day
Midnight, in one of New York City’s cemeteries, a lone security guard does his usual patrols and checks on the graves. Normally this cemetery wouldn’t need a guard, but after the events of Otto Octavius’s reign in Spider-Man’s body, New York’s current mayor Stanley Lieber made all graveyards upgrade their security just in case any more villains cheat death. The guards himself walked pass the mad doctor’s grave that had been grafittied and vandalized with phrases like “burn in hell Ock!”
“Poor bastard…” The guard sighed to himself as he continued his shift.
It was at that moment he saw a hooded figure looking over two other men who were masked and seemed to be digging at the grave. Thinking they were grave robbers, the guard grabbed a baton and ran towards them as he yelled “Stop right there thieves!”
The hooded figure turned towards the guard as he simply walked towards him casually. Fo
Adeptus AstartesAdeptus Astartes6 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
As the sun rises making my eyes shrink,
It's holy light flooding, the baren wasteland.
I can't help but think,
About how we made our last stand.
As I look around, I see the price that we paid,
I can distinguish my fallen brothers remains,
That lay in front of this improvised barricade,
They fought valiantly, thus honoring our Great Father's steel reigns.
Our enemy was formidable and cunning,
The green hordes threatened to overun these planets,
As they were charging they appeared overwhelming,
But we had no fear, for our Captain's voice, was flooding our helmets:
"We shall not falter, for we are his Angels of Death,
We shall fear no evil, for we are the Emperor's will made manifest."
Such is the fate of our enemies, to draw their last breath,
As the Emperor's Chosen let loose, their judging tempest.
6/ 100. A dream, reality.The girl had been waiting for this moment for months, Lisa's birthday had finally come, It was only tomorrow and she would be 16 at last and being on the path to becoming an adult, but that could wait, She was more anxious about her presents, the cake and not forgetting the “surprise” party the she'd overheard her parents discussing, they never were good at keeping secrets.6/ 100. A dream, reality.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Lisa rolled over in her bed with her arm outstretched, and threw her hand onto the light of her alarm clock, it was coming up to midnight, but no matter how hard she tried her excitement kept her awake, kept the moment at a distance that would forever be out of reach because of time, well at least 7 hours, Lisa thought to herself knowing that they would wake up at 7:00 as they always did. Lisa know that nothing she did would get her to sleep, She glanced out the door hoping that something would happen to tell her if her parents were sleeping before quickly pushing her hands into the bed, pushing herself
CluelessClueless4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Entry Type: writing
Characters or Pairing: Soma, Lizzie, Ciel, Agni, Sebastian
Genre: slice of life/romance
Word Count: 932
Summary: Clueless friends are not as clueless as they think they are
For o-Jeff-o, Happy bday and many more to come!!
They were having tea like they always did, whenever Ciel came to the townhouse. Only this time, Soma found Lizzie particularly charming for some unknown reason. He listened with rapt attention to her stories; somehow she seemed even cuter today if that was possible. From the way her curls bounced when she turned to ask Agni to refill her teacup, to her dazzling smile when she looked over at him to continue her story.
"Prince Soma, Are you okay?" Lizzie asked. "You barely touched your cake. I thought you said chocolate was your favorite "
Her look of concern went straight to the prince's heart and he found himself completely smitten with t
Dreams: Chapter Six - Threads, Part 1 or 2The sky was on fire. Screams echoed around me. I ran through the streets. Left, right, up the alley, trapped! I beat my wings, trying to reach a thermal. This can't be happening.Dreams: Chapter Six - Threads, Part 1 or 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Where am I? I was in the car; we were driving home from the police station. I don't understand.
I reach up to my head. My paw comes back bloody. Where am I?
My vision starts to fade, everything is turning black. Oh no, not the ground! Not the ground!
* * *
I coughed and struggled to open my eyes. Did I crash? Where the hell-
Forcing my eyes open, I find an airbag released onto my face, popped by one of my horns. Groaning, I look around.
Dad is hanging limp in his seatbelt, bleeding out of his nose. Oh, no no no no…
"Dad? Dad?!" My voice breaks.
I reach out for him, aching from the impact everywhere. I put a shaky paw on him. His chest is rising up and down slowly and irregularly, but at least he's breathing.
Thank god, Thor and Odin and the belt manufacturer and his wife and mother and his blessed gr
Pt 3: Alien praetorian costume TF.She felt lost in the long, metallic halls a small glass tablet beeped and whistled as it gave reading of the surroundings, she lifted it into her vision catching the life sign button. “no, I don't want...” only two signals remained and her colleague's was beginning to act erratically before stopping dead, and restarting “50% DNA assimilation complete. Cannot progress any further.” the warning flashed over David's name. Thinking she must have misread the notification before it disappeared, Shara pushed her green rimmed glasses up her nose and brushed the dark blond hair on the top of her head back and it rippled down her back to her butt. She slapped the side of the tabled hoping to knock some loose circuits only to have the remainder of her security team removed from the screen “Cheap Weyland CRAP!” Shara jumped as her voice echoed town the hall.Pt 3: Alien praetorian costume TF.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Shara was on her own, after splitting off from the rest of the research team to follow s