A Helga on the Couch EssayA Helga on the Couch Essay4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Plot Rundown Part 1
The episode begins with Principal Wartz welcoming the school's new child psychologist, Dr. Bliss, to P.S. 118. Although she is meant to come after school on Tuesdays and Thursdays, she says that she came to spend today observing the students. Wartz welcomes her to do so, but doesn't think she'll find anything interesting, saying that "unlike P.S. 117 and P.S. 119, P.S. 118 is the picture of mental health."
Ironically, the next scene cuts to Helga, who is walking down the halls and wearing her usual angry scowl. She walks by Wartz's office right as Dr. Bliss walks out. Dr. Bliss notices Helga roughly push a kid aside and speak rudely to another. It's clear that she has taken an immediate interest in Helga, and then follows her all the way to Mr. Simmons's class. Mr. Simmons introduces Dr. Bliss as the new school district (finger quoted) "psychologist," and that she has randomly chosen to observe their class. Helga sarcastically says, "Whoop de-doo, the
A New Dawn Chapter 16A New Dawn Chapter 162 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Metal!" Sonic yelled to the hovering robot. "Look at this madness! Just what do you think you're doing?!" his fist clenched tightly as his breath hissed through clenched teeth and tossed the backpack that held their supplies aside as Rainbow Dash inched her way away from him, sensing the animosity between the two.
"What was necessary to ensure the safety of this world, these fools would raise arms against he who would deliver this world from the fire," he responded.
"You and Eggman weren't satisfied with Moebius? You had to follow me here to destroy another world? Well that's not gonna happen Metal, I won't let it!"
"Then you will perish with them," he announced as his engines spooled up, prepping to strike at the blue hedgehog.
"Keep talking Metal," Sonic said, widening his stance, gearing himself to leap into battle with his longtime foe. "You're not gonna sound so tough when I snap you in two, you tin foil faker!"
"Faker…" suddenly Metal Sonic's engines wound down. The brigh
Friend or Foe Chapter 5: Tides of ChangeFriend or Foe Chapter 5: Tides of Change2 years ago in Drama More Like This
It was late in the afternoon when the brightness of the sun in Karai's face started to draw her out of her dreams. The summer heat had returned, and the sticky humidly of it made her feel like she was being smothered. She kicked off the blanket and squirmed, still coming out of the fog of sleep. Thats when she felt a hard, hot body stir next to hear and nearly jumped out of her skin.
Karai sprawled backwards on the floor and but when she saw the blurry shape of a turtle she remembered, and felt ridiculous.
She rubbed the sleep out of her eyes and went through the routine. Karai checked Leo's bandages and any major bumps and scrapes—everything looked fine—and he seemed to be sleeping peacefully, but when she put a hand to his head he was burning up. She hastily checked again to see if it was just the heat but no, she was sure he had a fever. That's when panic started to set in. Was it an infection? Something worse? How t
Fiolee: Cambio de Cuerpos CAP.5Fiolee: Cambio de Cuerpos CAP.51 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Fiolee: Cambio de Cuerpos CAP.5
Alison: vamos campeon tienes que decirle todo lo que sientes, para que ella sepa lo mucho que lo lamentas y que la amas de verdad
Marshall: ali ojala fuera tan fácil, fionna es la persona mas terca que e conocido
Alison: inténtalo pinche pendejo, no pierdes nada
Marshall: mejor espero a que se le pase la rabia
-jess aparece bruscamente-
Jess: si Marshall, deberías esperar a que se calme
-marshall y alison dan un pequeño salto por el susto-
Marshall: pero que…? De donde salistes, pinche enana?
Jess: yo no soy enana –hace puchero-
Alison: hay que tierna –le jala un cachete-
Marshall: intentas hacer que me de un infarto?
Jess: es que me encata ver la cara de miedo y confusión en los rostros de las personas
Alison: jess, que hablamos de asustar a mis amigos
Marshall: si jess, deberías dejar de asustar
Jess: si claro, lo are cuando alison se peine
Alison: eso nunca pasara enana
[Feminism] Don't Spread the Disease.______________________________________________________________[Feminism] Don't Spread the Disease.10 months ago in Academic Essays More Like This
This is a response I wrote to the inquiring minds on the
"Why I need Feminism" poem. **Featured here on Devaintart..
Judging by the original poem and some of the interesting replies to it..
It seems that a lot of people don't actually follow Feminism.
IE: You all ask the question:
How can people "hate" feminism, when it stands for equal rights?
It's sad to say, but Feminism isn't about equal rights.. well, unless you're just
a coffee shop feminist or taking it at the value of only ONE of it's definitions.
If you actually read the books and watch the interviews with the women in charge
of your movement. Then you'll see Feminism for what it actually is and what it promotes.
IE: They believe in the Patriarchy, which not only labels men as "the pro
Dreaming with PoniesDreaming with PoniesDreaming with Ponies3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Edited by Foolonthehillz
Today was another calm and relaxing day for Twilight who, sitting on a park bench, watched as Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie ran around in a game of tag. Applejack and Rarity stood at the edge of a pond, bickering over something to do with their manes. Finally Twilight looked to her right, seeing Fluttershy on the bench beside her, looking down to the ground and lightly crying.
"Fluttershy? What's the matter?" Twilight asked softly.
Fluttershy tried to look more cheery, wiping her tears away. "Oh, n-nothing is wrong."
Twilight looked into Fluttershy's sorrowful eyes. Something about herself was bothering her friend. Did she say something? Or do something? Maybe there was something wrong with her she hadn't seen before. Seeing the pond, an idea came to her, so she stood from the bench. Something felt wrong; her bones and entire body ached in pain. She felt as though she had been in a fight or put through intensive labor.
The Long Vacation Ch. 3Chapter 3The Long Vacation Ch. 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Spike sat on the kitchen table, watching in amusement as Twilight sprinted around the table with a small pink blur following behind her. It had been two weeks since their day trip to the beach and not much had changed during this time. On occasion, they would accept the offer to babysit one of the many young children of their friends. The time before this one had been Fluttershy, who had given all three her kids to Twilight for the day.
Pinkie Pie had asked this time and Twilight had gladly accepted but was now more than likely regretting her generosity. Rose, Pinkie's daughter, had nearly twice as much energy as her mother, which was saying something. Twilight and Spike had attempted to wear the small pony out through rigorous play time, rough housing, tag, hide and seek, all kinds of games. But so far nothing had even remotely dented the child's energy.
They had soon realized that if they played with her together that they'd both be worn out well before Rose did, so they ha
Arnold's Leg 1How did this happen? It all started on a very ordinary day...Arnold's Leg 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"All right then, football head! All yours." Helga said in pleasant way as she moved aside from the water fountain.
"Thanks Helga." Arnold then gave her a knowing look before he bent down to take a drink. He knew Helga was going to splash it in his face.
But she didn't. Instead, she stood by and watched him with an adoring smile when he wasn't looking. When he turned to her, she immediately looked away. He looked at her for a moment, as if studying her, wondering what she was thinking about.
"What, you going to just stand there all day? Move it, football head!" Helga then said, shoving him ahead.
But she didn't see that the janitor had accidentally knocked over a bucket of soapy water, which had stopped at Arnold's feet. So when she pushed him, he ended up sliding backwards across the floor.
"WHOA!!" He cried, trying to grab onto something to steady himself.
"ARNOLD!!" Helga screamed in terror, forgetting all about hiding her
Blind Date:Panic in the StreetPools of golden light lined the sidewalk as Arnold and Gerald walked towards Chez Paris in the crisp night air. Gerald looked over at Arnold and asked, "How're you feeling?"Blind Date:Panic in the Street4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Nervous, but excited! I feel like doing this is a great way to start changing things for the better." He smiled and allowed his half lidded gaze to grace his face. Meanwhile Gerald stiffly nodded as he went through numerous disaster scenarios in the extremely likely event that everything blew up in his face. He just didn't see why Phoebe found it wise to set Arnold and Helga up, but he had learned to trust his girlfriend. Plus, even though she was small, she had the ferocity and fury of a thousand crazy ninjas.
They rounded the corner and arrived at Chez Paris, where Gerald grabbed the door for Arnold with a slick, "After you, Romeo." Arnold just rolled his eyes and walked in.
"Welcome to Chez Paris. Do you have a reservation?" inquired a stuck up looking maitre'd.
"Yea. Romeo, the seven o'c
Dear IdiotThis work of fan fiction contains characters, ideas, situations, and places found in the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is implied by this work of satire and parody, and this work is meant as a celebration of the people involved in the creation, development, and production of the series.Dear Idiot4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Written by The Descendant
His Majesty Prince Blueblood
Prince of Unicorns
Her Majesty Princess Celestia
Reigning Sovereign of the Equestrians
It's probably the doughnuts I'm currently ingesting at what can best be described as a "monumental rate", but I had the sudden irresistible urge pop you off a letter stating how terribly you buggered up the gala this year.
In case you were wondering the pleasant little unicorn you trod all over this evening was a personal friend of my Designate. That unicorn, Rarity (which is her name, by the way, in case you forgot it whilst staring at every haunch
Arnold Loves Helga 4"Well Arnold, looks like you dug your own grave, man." Gerald said sympathetically.Arnold Loves Helga 45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I can't believe she did that! Now thanks to whoever wrote that message on the wall, I have to go on a date with Helga!" Arnold groaned.
It was after school that day, and Arnold and Gerald were walking to the boarding house together. Of course, it had been a long and tiring day full of merciless teasing based on the very subject Arnold now dreaded. Whoever had written the message on the wall was going to pay for it if they ever stepped up and admitted it. Once more he pushed the violent thoughts aside and focused on the dreaded fact that he had to go on his first real date, aside from back on Valentine's Day, with Helga of all people. This was not going to go well.
"It's a real shame, man." Gerald agreed, shaking his head. "Mmm mmm mmm. Well, looks like you got no choice. It's either that or Helga beats you to a pulp!"
"That actually sounds like a better idea." Arnold sighed. "I don't know what to do, G
The Jungle Boy chap2The Jungle Boy chap24 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Jungle Boy
How long had it been? Helga had pretty much no concept of time by now. She'd been wandering in the jungle for what seemed like hours. Nothing was familiar to her; she neither heard nor saw any sign of her parents or her sister. In fact, she was pretty sure she had wandered even further away from them.
Although it was her plan in the first place, she was now beginning to think maybe it wasn't the best idea. She had to find them, and get out of here. But how? Where were they? Moreover, where was she?
Helga exhaled, trying to keep calm. Being in the middle of the jungle, lost and alone, was definitely scarier than she'd thought. Getting lost in Hillwood was a different story. Sure, it was scary and disorienting, but at least there were resources that could help her to get home. But here, in the wild, she would be lucky if she could find even a cave for shelter.
"Mom! Mom! Miriam! Bob! Olga! Hello?" Helga called into the jungle.
TMNT-Something MoreTMNT-Something More2 years ago in Romance More Like This
April gasped and sat up on the couch. Blue eyes adjusted to the darkness and she struggled to catch her breath. She struggled to move her limbs and found that she had been tucked in a purple blanket. Donatello's blanket...
The red head flashed back to her dream. The image of her kissing the ninja didn't leave her head, even if she rubbed at her eyes. The thing is...that hasn't been the first dream. There have been others where they're holding hands, walking together on the beach, holding one another...
April untangled herself out of the blanket and threw her legs over the side of the couch and buried her head into her hands. This had started when she had moved in with the guys. Maybe the stress has gone to her head? She had been hanging out a lot more with Donatello...but did she really like him like that?
The teenager sighed and dropped her hands. She supposed that could be the case. She was jealous of Karai when Donatello talked so kindly of her skills. She always reached out to him,
SuddenlySuddenly3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Cloud Nine can't compare
To this feeling that you give me.
A rush blazing from within---everywhere.
The pleasantries, an all-consuming fire;
I can hardly breathe,
Yet, I relish every second of it.
What more do you have under your sleeve?
Just how will you captivate me next?
Your smile shakes me to my very core,
Your eyes feed me, as I beg for more.
The words you say, like a gentle breeze,
The way you get me, time seems to freeze.
You're a walking wonder,
A passage to paradise;
A sweet oasis,
You're out of sight.
O', and how suddenly you found me,
I'd let you find me again and again.
2011 Vincent Cuccolo
#YesAllWomen who use this hashtag hate menIn short, the #YesAllWomen hashtag uses the recent shooting as evidence that ALL women are victims of men. Women who tweet this are essentially taking attention away from the actual victims of the tragedy and making it all about themselves. But that's not the only thing wrong with the campaign.#YesAllWomen who use this hashtag hate men8 months ago in Philosophical More Like This
The following quotes are excerpts from the top comment on ELLIOT RODGER: MORE THAN A MADMAN by Laci Green. This comment, which received thousands of upvotes, advocates the #YesAllWomen hashtag.
This is NOT an isolated incident. Women are being raped, abused, killed, and are simply being made uncomfortable every single day by men.
Yes, you read that right. This is not an isolated incident because being murdered and being “made uncomfortable” are pretty much the same thing.
Manikyua, Nail PolishNoodle blows on her nails lightly, shaking them out and hoping it urges them to dry faster. The polish will most likely be chipped to shreds next time she picks up her guitar, and she wants to show someone her handy work before that happens. Eventually she decides they are dry enough and, after pocketing the bottle of nail polish, hops off her bed and goes to wander about the studio. She was bound to bump into someone fairly quickly.Manikyua, Nail Polish1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
And indeed she did, sort of. A passed-out Murdoc was not an uncommon sight, and the smell of stale alcohol told her all she needed to know to decide he wasn't waking up anytime soon. She was about to go and look for one of her other bandmates, when an idea sparked in her mind. Noodle grinned and walked back over to the couch, sitting down and pulling the bottle out of her pocket. The bassist stirred slightly when she grabbed his hand, but stayed sound asleep long enough for her to manage two even coats of sparkly pink. She put her hand next to his, and dec
SoKai - Unexpected sweet love SORA'S POV( Sora's perspective )SoKai - Unexpected sweet love SORA'S POV3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The autumn weather is lovely, colourful leaves gently dance with the wind.
The soothing breeze push away your burdens leaving you free. Such a peaceful sight, such a peaceful way to live.
I woke up at 9:00 o'clock. The wind from outside my window speared in, filling my room with a cold feel.
I jumped off my bed, and slowly walked down my stairs to the kitchen. My tried eyes could barely see what was ahead of me. I kept walking until I was in front of the kitchen sink. I turned the cold tab side ways and freezing water ran down from the tap, I opened my hands and filled them up with water, then I splashed them on my face. My stomach growled so I moved over to a cabinet got out some food that I could eat for breakfast, then I went to a nearby couch and sat there ate and watched tv, I lowered the volume so my parents wouldn't wake up.
Suddenly my home phone started to ring, I quickly got up and answered it.
Hello? I said
Hey! My friend Roxas sa
Potion Master Stews part 4Professor Snape slammed the door of his dungeon classroom after delivering young Malfoy to the Slytherin room and with equal speed to retreat to his sanctuary. When no students were there he felt safe.Potion Master Stews part 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Yes - safe in the quiet of the room.
Closing, his eyes as he slowly slid to an awkwardly skewed seated position, he finally exhaled. If not for the previous week's disruption from procuring whatever she needed from his supplies, he would have felt himself successful in ignoring any outside interaction with Hermoine!
His hand pressed the back of his scalp while he aligned to the wall.
While upset at having to deal with Draco, which would've been a relief if it had only would have provided a distraction. It was just the last straw in having to endure the collective (ugh) swooning of "- that narcissist, the infuriating - verruca plantaris, pain in the --" Severous winced he nearly cracked the cream colored slab.
He had quickly attempted to take another
A Heart Warming Bday Surprise! Kid!LovixKid!ReaderYou smiled to yourself as you finished getting ready for the big and fancy dinner your husband was going to take you out to today. You checked your reflection in the mirror, making sure that every part of your outfit and overall appearance was to your liking.A Heart Warming Bday Surprise! Kid!LovixKid!Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Then you went through your jewelry box to see exactly what piece of jewelry would complement the dress. You looked through various items and smiled as you dug through it. You didn't really like to keep too much jewelry, but the ones you did keep had deep value. There was the crystal pendant... the heart locket... and a tiny little pink heart necklace.
You took it out and giggled to yourself. At that point, Lovino stuck his head in the room with a confused look on his face.
"What's so funny?"
You turned around and showed him the necklace. Curious, he came closer and took it from you. Once he recognized what it was, he laughed and then put the necklace on as he kissed your cheek.
"Was that the present I gave you around the time when
Donatello and April - TouchDonatello and April - Touch2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Some nights were rougher than others. Tonight had ended up being one of those nights, which in of itself was an aggravation. He’d messed up and he had paid for it. It wasn’t even the physical pain from his body that hurt so much. He was sure that their target had known where April’s father was and it was the pain of not succeeding in catching him, that, that failure that hurt the worst.
Donatello winced as he sat down and began to remove his wrappings. On top of it all he felt filthy, like a layer of grime was on his skin and he couldn’t confirm for himself if it was a combination of it having been far too hot for night time and the location the fight had been, or if it was purely imaginary and he wanted to make himself more miserable. Then he heard a voice.
“Don?” April asked again, this time her voice filled with worry as she moved in front of him. She’d just been asking about the bruise o
Hey Arnold: The Jungle Movie - Chapter 23Chapter 23Hey Arnold: The Jungle Movie - Chapter 232 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Let me go!" Lorenda yelled. "Where's my Adoncia?!"
The guards grunted as they struggled to control Lorenda. They roughly pushed her into a cold room. They took off the blindfold that was around her head and quickly shut the door. She opened her eyes to find more darkness. She hugged herself tightly, starting to feel the bitter cold that suddenly surrounded her. She reached out her hands in front of her and slowly started to step forward. The only sound she could hear was her own ragged breath and almost inaudible footsteps. She jumped as her hands made contact with a cold, rough surface. She whimpered as she felt around the surface, looking for any source of light. Frustrated, she started to bang on it.
"ADONCIA!" she cried. She kept banging on the wall, terrified for herself and for her daughter. She stopped after a few minutes, giving up. She felt hopeless and exhausted. She fell down to the cold, hard floor and wept.
"Mama?" she faintly heard.
Her head snapped up quickly
The Cake is a LieThe Cake is a Lie3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The cake is a lie.
Just like everything She promised us.
She promised us cake,
We got death.
Loki x Otaku! Reader |Abnormal|Loki x Otaku! Reader |Abnormal|1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“There’s something you haven’t been telling me, (Name).” Loki stated maliciously, one hand behind his back and the other slammed up against the wall, more or less trapping the now utterly terrified girl known as his girlfriend.
“I-I have no idea what you’re talking about!” She squeaked in reply, earning a scoff.
“Do not lie to me, my dear.” He spat, moving in closer. She turned her head away, not making eye contact.
“Seriously, Loki! I’m going to need you to back away! You know that I hate tight spaces!” She responded shakily, feeling slightly claustrophobic. He just smirked.
“And that’s exactly why I’m doing this; I’ll get the answer out of you sooner.” He whispered, slowly removing his hand from behind his back. “Now, I want you to explain to me what this is.” And she gasped in surprise.
“L-Loki!! Where in the world did you get that?! They’re supposed