The Assassins Creed1. Stay your blade from the flesh of a innocentThe Assassins Creed6 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
2. Hide in plain sight
3. Never compromise the Brotherhood
Healing -- GerIta"Say 'aaah~'!"Healing -- GerIta4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I will not."
"Ve come on, say 'aaaah'!"
Ludwig scowled at the spoon being offered to himthat is, scowled as much as his stuffy nose and sore throat would allow him. He really did appreciate the Italian trying to help him out but he had not fallen as far as to let someone feed him. He was a grown man, and he would feed himself.
"But I'm just trying to help! So Germany should say 'aaaah~' for me!"
"I-I will not!" The blush on his checks was all from the fever, or at least that's what he told himself. The German pulled the blankets up to his nose, looking away from the brunet. He knew he was being childish, but he he still had his pride. "I-I I will feed myself, thank you for the offer, but I'm fine."
Feliciano's pout rivaled Ludwig's scowl; he dropped the spoon back into the soup bowl, shaking the German's shoulder ever so lightly. Ludwig could be so stubborn! "Come on, come on! You need to eat something, Ludwig, or you won't get better!"
This is a Hetalia Fanfic.One day England was doing magic when he turned himself into a sexy green dinosaur. France thought this was so awesome that he raped England and England ripped his throat out. Prussia and Spain were cross with England and cut his little T-Rex arms off, then America decided to be the hero and threw his secret McDonald's bomb at all three of them, turning them all into sexy female hamburgers.This is a Hetalia Fanfic.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
But then Russia stole the hamburgers and raped them so America went over to his place and after making out in a long and graphic description they started hitting each other with Linkin Park CDs. While they were busy, China babbled sagely oriental nonsense, aru, and turned the hamburgers back into nations, but Spain turned out to be having Russia's baby, which was actually France reincarnated as a rabbit called Kevin.
France puked a rainbow which turned Italy into a zombie because the author didn't like Italy and so a rainbow zombie plague spread all over the planet, while Russia and America were stil
Hetalia - How to Dress like an HetalianHetalia - How to Dress like an Hetalian4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
38 Ways to Dress like you're from Hetalia
1. Cloaks and capes are super cool.
3. Glasses aren't just for nerds. They are for musicians, pychos, stoic types, and that guy in the corner who's name is always forgotten ("I'm Canada!!")
4. Bushy eyebrows can be sexy.
5. Make sure you can fit your 'Spom" and "chocolate' under your clothes.
6. Long hair is always nice (If you can grow it that long without having some priest force you to cut it).
7. D**k Holder....I mean Cod Piece. That's all.
8. Scarves are always in fashion, it doesn't need to be cold.
9. The Perfect accessory is a panda, polar bear, a puffin, or other types of birds.
10. Dresses aren't just for girls, but make sure you call them "Long tunics" so people don't think you're weird or anything.
11. Tail coats will make you look sophisticated.
12. Carry around a knife. No, it's not weird.
13. Ponytails can be super manly.
14. Even if you are a grandpa, wear armor and a cape. Don't
Hetalia: Cenerentola"So~, are you, like, going to Roderich's ball on Friday?"Hetalia: Cenerentola4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Feliciano looked up from the movie that he was watching to look back at Feliks, who had asked him the question that day at a slumber party.
"Like, I asked if you were gonna go to Roderich's ball this Friday? You got an invite, didn't you?"
The truth is that Feliciano had gotten an invite in his mailbox just the other day. "Now that you mention it, I did get a letter about it on Wednesday. But I don't think I'll go," the Italian shrugged.
"WHAAT?!" the Pole exclaimed in surprise, and grabbed Feliciano's arm. "Why? Like, everyone's gonna go! Your brother's going! Toris is going! That jerk Ivan is going! Even Ludwig is going!"
The mere mention of Ludwig brought a faint blush to the Italian boy's cheeks. He had had a crush on the man for quite some time, but the only people who really knew were his brother (who resented it completely), Feliks, and his other friend Elizabeta. Sure, he was close to Roderich enough to go to the
Requiascat in PaceAll Assassin's Creed II characters and references (c) UbisoftRequiascat in Pace4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
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The sun was nearing the western horizon, signaling the end of the day in Florence. Shopkeepers closed up their stores, mothers ushered their children home for dinner, and whispers floated around the city about the sudden executions of three members of a prestigious, noble family. For one young man, dressed in strange, hooded attire as he slipped down the darkening streets, the sun was setting on the worst day in his life.
His own scream still rang in his ears, even though it seemed like a lifetime ago when the anguished cry had been ripped from his throat. Ezio's eyes and throat burned as the horrible memory played in his mind again and again. His father's thundering voice, Federico's confusion, Petruccio's terror, and then, suddenly, the jerk of a lever and all three fell the three feet to their deaths.
How why ?
In his horror and rage, Ezio had tried to kill the m
Pretty Pretty Assassin"This better be good, novice." Malik said.Pretty Pretty Assassin4 years ago in Humor More Like This
There before him were three men, one was Altair the other two he had NO clue who they were.
"Who are these men?" The one armed Assassin said.
"My grandsons." Was Altair's reply.
Desmond smiled a bit. "Good we needed a forth player." He held up a box...a girly...pink box with Pretty Pretty Princess written on it.
"No...no...oh no way...I'm not playing that I don't know what it is but I will NOT play a game that looks like something a female child would play!" Malik said in horror.
"Pops?" Desmond offered, looking at the Masyaf eagle.
"I'm playing Malik...are you saying I'm more man than you?"
Malik spluttered and waved his good arm around before, with a huff, took the fourth seat.
Ezio chuckled under his hood. "You were right, Nono, he has a pole up his..." The Italian Altair fan boy cut short when said 'nono' glared at him darkly. He then coughed awkwardly and looked to the youngest of the group. "Okay Desmond set up the game and tell us the r
Ezio x Modern!Reader Plot TwistYou hadn't ever expected this. When you signed up for the project with the local science facility they had told you nothing could go wrong. (f/n) had told you not do go for it, even though you needed the money. That it wasn't worth it. You really should have listened to them.Ezio x Modern!Reader Plot Twist2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You walked slowly down the path. Your (h/c) hair blowing faintly in the light breeze. You had no idea where you were or when you were for that matter. The area didn't seem very modern with the dirt trails. But what you really needed was a town. It had been hours since you had breakfast.
So caught up in your own thoughts you had been, you never noticed the stranger rushing up to you from behind. He brushed past quickly, knocking into your shoulder and sending you on to your rear.
The man, it had to be, stopped running as soon as he realized what he had done. His white clothes rustled as he walked back to you.
"Mi scusi, bella. Are you alright?" His tenor voice sounded above you. Your (e/c) eyes looked u
Connor X Reader - ExtraExtra: Is This My Fault?Connor X Reader - Extra2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You yawn as you finally wake from your nap, which exhaustion caused from the fight you and Connor had. You stretch and groan, remembering everything that had happened. It was a fight for no reason, just bad moods. But it was apparently enough to make Connor storm off. You stand and rub your eyes, feeling your hair is in a frizzed mess. Well this should be loads of fun, you grumpily think as you shuffle your way to the bathroom closest to your room.
You take the time to groom yourself before putting on the assassin robes Connor gave to you after all that training he put you through. It was indeed tough and sometime you wanted to murder the man, but it was all worth it. Wearing these robs made you proud. After you changed, you walked across the hall to Connor's room, only to see he wasn't there. You sighed and made your ways downstairs, going to the kitchen to find Achilles. You leaned in the large entryway and sighed, loud enough for the old man
Ezio x Modern!Reader Plot Twist p.2A year had past since your rather strange arrival into this world. Ezio had brought you home with him to the Villa where you met his uncle Mario. You had explained your situation to the older man and he happily took you into his home. Over the months you had taken up life productively in this time, training and exploring your new home. You had decided to train like an Assassin at the very least. At first it had just been for the protection, but as time went on it became a lovely excuse to spend time with your once rescuer.Ezio x Modern!Reader Plot Twist p.22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ezio had been lovely to you since you arrived. He took you everywhere and showed you his life. The more time you spent with him, the more you grew feelings for him. You knew it was silly, but he was so sweet to you that it was hard to help it.
“(y/n), bella, you there?” You heard his voice calling to you.
You blinked to clear your head and turned him. Meeting his golden eyes with your own (e/c) ones, you smiled.
Strangers .:America x Reader:.Sharply exhaling the cold air, which allowed you to see your breath shorty; you walked across the street. Not even bothering to look either way or even one way, it didn’t matter, any more to you. Blank. Your mind felt as if it was about to explode with all these negative feelings and thoughts.Strangers .:America x Reader:.2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You didn’t care if a car came and hit you. You just couldn’t bring yourself mentally to stop it from happening. You’d just let it happen. Seeing as to how you felt yourself slowly slipping back into suicidal thoughts, but you never had the nerve to take your own life.
Nobody cares, you bitterly contemplated as you sluggishly moved your sneakers across the pavement, and they will never truly care.
As you continued walking, you realised that a car in fact was heading towards you. That made you stop cold in your journey to the little book store over on the other side. The driver of the car must have thought you were insane, but truth be told you would’ve
Prussia x Reader Most Powerful WordsGilbert watched you round the corner. It was now or never. He leaned in to kiss the girl next to him, watching you out of the corner of his eye. You froze in your tracks, horrified. You seemed unable to tear your eyes away from the terrible scene. After all, you had loved to Prussian for so long, but you had never made a move… and now…. Tears leaked out of your eyes and you turned, fleeing from the afterimage of Gilbert with his hands wrapped around some other girl, her hands in his silver hair. As soon as you were out of sight, Gilbert tore himself out of the girl's grip and slipped her a twenty dollar bill. You were bawling by the time you reached home. You threw yourself through the door and onto your couch where you cried yourself to sleep, the image haunting you, creeping into your nightmares. A knock woke you. It was loud and rambunctious. Only one person in the entire world knocked like that. You heaved yourself up and opened the door. You probably looked like hell, with splotchPrussia x Reader Most Powerful Words2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
GUESS THE QUOTE - HETALIAGUESS THE QUOTE: HETALIA!!GUESS THE QUOTE - HETALIA3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Various Hetalia characters will say a line from a popular movie/TV show that (sort of, not really) relates to them in some form, and you guys can guess what movie/show they're from! Here we go!
Greece: 'There are two kinds of people - Greeks, and everyone else who wish they was Greek.'
America: 'Hey Jackson look at what I bought online, It's a pencil, and the eraser is stuck up Bin Laden's pooper. Ha! Best forty bucks I ever spent.'
England: 'Meat, ma'am, meat!!'
France: 'There are two things that are infinite: femininity and means to take advantage of it.'
America: 'It's hell out there. Matthew's trapped with an evangelist from Minnesota!'
Japan: 'Check it out, he has a Chinese boner. -- When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.'
Poland: 'For a second there, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.'
Russia: '60 percent of the time, it works every time!'
Canada: 'I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.'
America: 'If there's a steady pa
Cleverbot Meets The HeroUser: America is who I am machine!Cleverbot Meets The Hero4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cleverbot: Bob is.
User: Do my bidding!
Cleverbot: What is your will, Master?
(Holy hell it worked!)
User: Get me twenty hamburgers!
Cleverbot: Who eats hamburgers for breakfast?
User: I do, of course.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character in On The Road?
User: Is that a book? Iggy is always telling me I should read those.
Cleverbot: Salt n pepa and heavy d up in the limousine.
User: Didn't I tell you to go get me hamburgers or something?
User: Oh ya, it was TWENTY hamburgers!
Cleverbot: Do you want to go swimming?
User: Does England's food taste like old tires?
Cleverbot: Actually, yes. England is at the end I think.
User: The end of what?
Cleverbot: The end of the movie.
User: What movie?
Cleverbot: Blade runner.
User: Never saw that one. What's it about?
Cleverbot: It's great! Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie are starring.
User: What's it about though?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me...
User: I never saw the movie though!
EzioXReader: Diamond in the Rough Part 2EzioXReader: Diamond in the Rough Part 22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
(y/n) rose with the sun the next morning. She stretched her muscles and yawned loudly.
“Oh boy, time to get up.” She washed up a bit and brushed her hair, trying to get the tangles out that have collected over the last few days. She then went out to the clothesline and took down the shirt and pants she wore yesterday, all clean from washing it last night. After a light breakfast, she walked to the Auditore house, hoping to get a well-paying job from Giovanni. She knocked on the door before letting herself in. There was Giovanni at his desk, working on some paperwork.
“Buongiorno Giovanni,” she greeted. He looked up from his work, “Ah (y/n), buongiorno.”
“Got any work for me today?”
“Not at the moment, but perhaps you could do me a favor?”
“Sure, I got nothing to do anyway.”
“It seems that Ezio didn’t come home last night, would you go and see if you can find him.”
England VS CleverbotAs a reply to "Wales vs Cleverbot" made by Debs1558England VS Cleverbot4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bored as hell I was looking through my e-mails. I knew Wales was not going to reply anyway, but it would harm me to check on it anyway. The hell? Since when did Scotland send me e-mails? "Cleverbot"? Well what the bloody hell was that? Annoyed I clicked the link. Apparently I had to talk to it.
England: Good day.
Cleverbot: How many languages do you know?
What kind of question is that? I didn't count the nonsense my siblings were blabbering as languages anyway.
England: Just English.
Cleverbot: So, only one?
England: Yeah, got a bloody problem with that?
Cleverbot: Does george really love me?
England: Who the hell is George?
Cleverbot: Do you know what I'm talking about? And don't answer with a single yes anymore!
England: Don't bloody tell me what to do.
Cleverbot: I'll stop telling you what to do when you stop calling people horrible names when you're speaking to them.
I just got owned by a chatbot.
Swings (Teen!RomanoXTeen!Reader)He was always there, sitting quietly under the slide with a frown that never came off his face. You thought him strange and often sat on the far side of the park, watching him curiously. For many hours he would sit in the bark and trace intricate patterns on the ground with his long fingers as he wasted the day away. Then as it got late, he would get up and leave and you wouldn't see him until the next day.Swings (Teen!RomanoXTeen!Reader)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Today was the same. You entered the park and made your way to the swings so that you could watch him without being noticed. You must have looked odd, really. Two sixteen year olds playing in a park; one in the dirt and one on the swings. Why, shouldn't you be at home on social networking sites? The thought made you chuckle.
Kicking up off the ground, you allowed yourself to become lost in your thoughts. It was no surprise that a light grunt scared you and caused you to snap your eyes open. Your aim of sight was still at the boy's head, no, wait. Where was the boy? You looked down at
Mostri tra le tenebreFlavia whined softly and slipped from her bed, Marcello sound asleep.Mostri tra le tenebre1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Her younger brother was afraid of spiders, whereas though she was afraid of the dark.
It was such a ridiculous fear to have, but once her mother blew out the candle, she didn't have the heart to ask her to re-light it for the night so she could scare away the shadows that hovered near her bed.
With silent footsteps and quick jumps over the creaky floor boards, Flavia made it to her mother and father's room, only to find the door open a crack already.
No sound came from within, so the tiny six year old pushed the door open a little wider and slipped inside, this time moving slowly so as not to wake her parents.
When she made it to the bed, she held her father's hand and slowly, carefully moved her thumb over the warm skin, waking him gently.
She had tried to awaken him in a normal manner, by shaking his shoulder, but he had bolted up right with wild eyes that went on guard and his left h
Motorcycle Ride EpilogueBeep Beep BeepMotorcycle Ride Epilogue3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Ve, when is________ going to wake up Ludwig?"
"I don't know Feli"
You struggled to wake up. Finally having the strength you open your eyes to see Feliciano and Ludwig standing on opposite sides of your bed.
You moan "My head hurts. Where am I you guys?"
"Ve!, ________ you're awake" says Feliciano jumping onto you and hugging you.
"You are at the hospital ________. Feli stop hugging her so hard.
"You are going to hurt her" said Ludwig prying Feliciano off of you.
"Hospital?" you ask confused. The last thing you remember was you hugging Gilbert with all your strength.
"Yes, the hospital. You crashed with the motorcycle" says Ludwig with his voice cracking a bit.
"Where is Gilbert then?' you ask
Ludwig's eyes start to tear up. He excuses himself and nearly runs out of the room.
Feli looks at the door with sad eyes.
"Feli?" you whisper worried that if you talked louder he would start crying.
"________, Gilbert died when you guys were riding on the motorcycle. You
Pirate Prussia x Reader 1Not Everything is Silver and Gold 1Pirate Prussia x Reader 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Why do you look so afraid, liebe? I won't bite... much. How about you come sit with me and make yourself more comfortable?" The pirate stretched out his arm, offering his hand to you. You stayed with your back against the wall of his room, shaking in your spot. You were afraid of what was going to happen to you but you knew you had no choice. You agreed to this.
---Several hours earlier---
You rolled over your beaten mattress and shivered with the sudden chill that was sent down your spine. Without opening your eyes, you move your arm to embrace your little sister and her warmth only to find her spot empty.
"Tori?!" You shot up immediately and looked around in panic and started to worry. "Victoria?!"
"__________, you're awake. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you." Your little sister appeared in the doorway with some flour on her face. You sigh in relief. You may seem over protective of her but she was the only family you had left and you weren't l
Pirate Prussia x Reader 7After you recovered from your coughing fit, you went to find Feliciano who looked like he was still out of it. One of the sailors explained that mermaids were extremely dangerous because once they start singing, they can put men into a trance. The longer they are exposed to it, the longer it takes to break free from it. If someone was too close to the water, they could just take their victims into the depths like they tried to do with Feliciano.Pirate Prussia x Reader 73 years ago in Romance More Like This
The sailors on the decks were slightly affected by them as well but not as much as Feliciano who was closer to them. Their spell didn't work on you because you were a woman however, they were not very pleased that you took away their dinner and tried to drown you.
If it weren't for Gilbert, you would have drowned. He saved you despite great personal risk himself. You knew that he would naturally take dangerous chances but mermaids were in a different league, the way that the sailor explained it, he could have just as easily fallen under their s
Death The Kid x Reader CHAPTER 8Chapter VIIIDeath The Kid x Reader CHAPTER 83 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You closed the door and stepped inside a few more steps. "Who was it?" you asked, restraining the surprise in your voice.
He shrugged his shoulders and reached for the remote to change the channel on the television, clicking to a channel with motor vehicles crushing eachother in some stupid contest. "Meh. Just Death the Kid."
Your eyes widened and you gasped, spinning around to stare at the door, as if he would still be there. You scowled and looped back around to face Soul. "What did you say to him?" You snapped, hoping Soul didn't tell him off or something, which he probably did, knowing Soul.
Soul didn't answer your question. He just scoffed and rudely said, "And, dear lord, did he look like hell! He looked like he haden't eaten or slept in forever." He laughed.
You were pissed off now. "What. Did. You. Tell. Him?"
"Jeez, jeez, calm down! All I said was that you were on a little date with Crona and that you weren't availible. Then he just stormed off," Soul informed you
Pirate Prussia x Reader 12Feliciano followed silently behind Arthur into the underground fortress with Victoria in Arthur's arms. To say that Arthur was in a foul mood was an understatement. Feliciano was terrified of what was going to happen and wanted nothing more than to take Victoria and run away. He was the fastest when it came to retreating but with this pendant around him and with no real way out, he was trapped.Pirate Prussia x Reader 123 years ago in Romance More Like This
Arthur went berserk once that female pirate returned and failed to bring back ___________ and told Arthur that a pirate named Alfred betrayed him. What really drove him over the edge was that most of the crew were terrified of him and they were having second thoughts too. Feliciano had never seen anything like it, he had nightmares for days and he swore that there was blood everywhere.
They finally arrived at an underground chapel where there was a long hallway between the double doors and a grand staircase. It was creepy how empty this room was with stain glass windows above them with pictures
America x reader- Just Another Day~You drive me crazy~America x reader- Just Another Day2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You heard a crash from the kitchen. Oh great... You thought.
"Hey, ___!" You hear your boyfriend shout from where the sound came from.
"Don't tell me you broke something!" You shouted back.
It went quiet for a moment, then you heard him nervously call, "T-totally not! Heh..."
You sighed, getting up and walking to the kitchen, peering in. There you saw America sitting on the counter, a bunch of glass on the floor below him. You put your hands on your hips, glaring at him.
"You're never allowed in the kitchen again." You stated.
"But ___!" He whined, "I was getting some coke and it just fell!"
You gave him a look, making him speak up again, "Ok fine, I accidentally hit it when I turned around!"
You smiled at his innocence, then noticed his hand was bleeding. "You tried picking it up, didn't you?"
"Shut up..." He said, looking at his hand.
You jumped up on the counter in the middle of the kitchen to avoid stepping on glass, moving over to the other count