The Miracle of LifeHi Mommy! It's me, your precious unborn baby! Isn't it amazing how I can already speak English?The Miracle of Life8 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Gosh, Mommy, I'm just SO hyped about being born! The thought of having a chance at life just sends my barely-formed heart-tube a-flutter! Of course, I am a little nervous about the prospect of having to eat with a fork instead of just sucking your blood through a hole in my abdomen. Will you help me learn, Mommy? Ha ha, of course you will, since staying home and raising babies is what walking incubators---I mean, women are meant to do! ^_^
Wow, I just heard some nice lady tell you that I could grow up to cure cancer one day! What's cancer, Mommy? Is it something that gives people ouchies? Maybe when I'm born, I'll grow up, get real smart, and cure all the world's ouchies! Wouldn't that just be super-cool, Mommy?
Ha ha, I'm just teasing you, Mommy! I don't want to put a stop to ouchies. I want to MAKE ouchies. You don't know it yet, but I'm going to grow up to be a violent socio