Sticks and Stones11:34 blinked in cheerful neon green from the LED screen of the kitchen's alarm clock, spilling onto the floorboards as April did her best (worst) ninja impression to sneak into the room. The wood beneath her sock-clad feet creaked audibly, and she winced as the sound echoed through her aunt's home. When her relative didn't come barging in with a bat the teen decided that she hadn't been woken and continued toward the refrigerator.Sticks and Stones3 years ago in Humor More Like This
She knew that contained within the frigid icebox rested her aunt's specialtycoconut cream pie, of which April wasn't supposed to have until after lunch the following day. And that wasn't going to happen.
All other thoughts banished from her mind save one steady mantra(must get pie, don't wake up Auntie, must get pie, don't wake up Auntie) and her fingers were centimeters away from the fridge's handle when she heard the window against the far wall open.
The sane part of her brain knew that such a thing was impossible; her aunt's apartment was on the ten
Rule ListRule List3 years ago in Humor More Like This
An introduction by Michelangelo
Hey all aspiring ninja dudes and dudetts! I'm guessing that if you're reading this, you want to follow the awesome path or being a ninja. I mean why wouldn't you? You get to kick butt, have awesome weapons, wear cool masks, save people, and stay out way past your bed time. But, there are a few things you have to consider first. A set of rules that you don't have to follow, but it would sure as shell be a good idea to. So my brothers and I are going to help you out. We've each written some rule we think would be best for you to follow so your time as a ninja is hassle free. Well, except for when you're saving the world and stuff...
But anyway, back to business. Because I'm the most awesome turtle there is, I get to go first! So here's my list of things to keep in mind when venturing i
Brotherhood-Chapter 4Brotherhood-Chapter 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I'm trying to find it. I've lost it, and no matter how much I search, I can't find it. It's hiding from me, taunting me. I look for it in the leftover pizza we always keep lying around. But it's not there. I look for it in the video games that I always play in between training sessions. It isn't there either. I get out my precious horror and science-fiction movies, but still, nothing. I'm getting desperate, I actually try searching for it in the training sessions I always groan over. I find something there, but not what I'm looking for. I'm pretty much ready to resign myself, but I have one place left to look. I'm almost afraid to even try it, I'm terrified that it might fail me. I search for it, thoroughly, endlessly, within my comic books. BUT EVEN MY BELOVED SUPERHEROES, WHO'VE NEVER FAILED BEFORE, FAIL ME NOW!
I contemplate throwing my whole collection all around the lair in a tantrum, before just sighing and putting it back into order.
Rebirth of the DragonRebirth of the Dragon5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The frantic pounding wakes me
Dust from my coffin falls down
Choking me tell all breath
Is a struggle to escape me
Clawing at the lid above me
Tearing away the protective padding
Breaking through the splintering wood
My heart starts to race a bit
Who is waking me from my sleep
Ripping me from he nightmare
That wrapped like a blanket
Around the torn fabric of my mind
Do I have the strength in me
To start this life once again
Her smile shines a blinding light
My decaying putrid flesh
Soaks up her healing rays
The sunken hollowed out eyes
Blink tears of new found life
A cold ripped up broken heart
Beats a single name repeatedly
The name I've always belonged to
She is the cure to my disease
The yellow sun to my dark night
Her love gives me strength
My body suddenly erupts
Leaving behind yesterdays struggle
Behind my love I reemerge
Claws and fangs of my dragon
Icy blue eyes filled with passion
Silky soft hair flowing in the wind
Pale milky skin of an Irishman
The cape once again hugging me
TBPoFit... SD3 Pushing his wings as hard as he could, he made his way through the windy (and wet) sky, flying home as quickly as possible in this weather. While the trip might have normally taken him an hour, he easily made it to the house in less than thirty minutes, rushing in the door and into the living room as quickly as possible, locking all doors behind himself.TBPoFit... SD38 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Panicking, he lay Max down on the carpet in front of the fireplace, hurrying about to throw some logs on and light up a fire. Once the fire was going he hurried over to a closet and pulled out some blankets, scooting back over to Max to lay one beneath her, settling her sleeping form back down gently.
Quickly, he turned around, searching for something anything to warm Max up even more. And then he felt the air shift around him and he spun about.
Love Under Fire NaruXHinaLove Under Fire NaruXHina8 years ago in Teen More Like This
Love Under Fire
Note: The story is set at the very beginning of Shippuuden after Naruto returned from his three year training with Jiraiya, but before the Akatsuki Kidnapped Gaara. And, for the sake of the readers who watch the english dub, I will use the english trasnlations for certaion words,
E.G.: Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! = Shadow Clone Jutsu!
Don't like it? Too bad. I'm making this easy to read and enjoy for all, and if that offends you, get over it.
Now, are you still reading this? Shoo, read it before I stop typing!
The sun crept in between the curtains of the small room accommodating one exhausted shinobi. Naruto sat up and rubbed his eyes, his body stiff from having overslept.
Yeah, but it's too long since I've slept in my own bed!, he thought to himself, Now, some breakfast before I report in to Granny Tsunade and Sakura.
After getting dressed in his orange and black outfit and tying on his Konoha forehead protector
One More Kiss...Why does this always happen to Fang? It's not that I wasn't worried about him, I was, but I couldn't believe he got himself injured AGAIN!One More Kiss...8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I looked down at his bloodstained shirt, where a long gash had cut diagonally across his chest, thanks to our latest attack. His eyes were closed and he was breathing fine, but his chest was still bleeding. Remembering the last time he was bleeding badly, I turned to Nudge. "Get some strips of cloth, Nudge." She pulled out a small knife and began cutting up one of her old shirts. Iggy, without having to be told, lifted Fang's legs.
"Max, it's nothin'..." Fang groaned. I put a finger to his lips. "Hush! We need to stop your bleeding."
"Max..." Gazzy's small voice cut in. "Want me to take off his shirt?"
My heart soared at the Gasman's offer to help, despite probably being scared to death. "Sure Gazzy, go ahead."
Fax:Do you love me?MPOV.Fax:Do you love me?6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
" Max, where are we going?" Angel drifted next to me. She was extremely tired, we are were. And hungery too, we havent eaten as much as we should in a few days.
" Well, I think we should get lots of hot food, and lots of rest." I replied. I glanced at Fang. But, he didn't look at me. He always looks at me when were making a decision. "What do you guys think?"
" Alright!" said Gazzy punching the air.
" Sounds good to me!" exclaimed Iggy, rubbing his hands together.
" Can we get Mexican food?" of course that was Nudge.
" Oooh Mexican food!" Angel's eyes lit up.
" Hmm." grunted Fang.
I silently growled at him. He's been quieter than usual, wich was really pissing me off.
" Alright then Mexican food it is I guess?" we circled until we found a nice little joint and landed quitely in the woods near the resturant.
" Boy, Im stuffed!" said Gazzy starting to pick things out of his teeth. Ew Gaz, theres a little invention called a toothpick.
" Me too! Gosh those Mexicans know how to cook!
NaruHina fanficNaruHina fanfic8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Blood spattered onto the snow. Hinata gave a gasp. She hadnt meant to kill him. But there were too many of them. She turned her attention to the next one, trying to fight him, even though she was exhausted and almost out of chakra. Her opponent drove her backwards, until she bumped into something. She turned to look for a second and caught a glimpse of an orange jumpsuit and blonde hair. It was Naruto. She turned her attention back to the battle, taking comfort from the warmth of his back.
Hang on, Hinata-chan! Naruto called over his shoulder. Well end this soon! He felt her nod and a warm feeling settled in his stomach. He renewed his attacks, calling upon strength he didnt know he had. Tajuu kage bunshin no jutsu! He cried. His clones leaped forwards, giving strange, strangled war cries. They took down a lot, but there were too many. Before long, there were only two shadow clones left, and there seemed to be more opponents than ev
So Sick Ch. 1 Idiot In Love When the front door opened, I jumped out of bed so quickly that I literally fell in the floor.So Sick Ch. 1 Idiot In Love7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I stood up calmly and walked out of my room.
Max had the happiest smile on her face.
Im guessing you had a good time, I observed.
She squealed. Oh my gosh Fang. I had the best night of my life! He was so sweet and super romantic. He opened my door for me, and he took us to the most romantic picnic by the lake. Oh. We had the best time. He was really sweet too.
I inwardly rolled my eyes. He might date her another month before trying something.
I didnt even bother telling her. She was too blind and she wouldnt listen.
She had a dreamy look on her face. I couldnt hurt her like that.
Im glad you had a good time, I lied smoothly.
She smiled and hugged me.
One's All it Took...I clicked off the TV when I heard a thud against the hallway wall, followed by hysterical laughter. That laughter sounded like... no, it couldn't be. I forcefully pulled myself off the couch at the Martinez residence and dragged myself down the hall. It was 10 o'clock at night, and most of the kids were asleep. What the hell could've...One's All it Took...8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Fang was laying on the ground, a dumb smile on his face, with Dr. Martinez standing above him, worriment in her eyes. My gaze slowly shifted to Fang and his grin grew wider. "Hi, Max!" he said, his voice slightly slurred. "I fell!" He busted out laughing again. I blinked. This was soo unlike Fang... wait a sec...
I raised an eyebrow. Fang's eyes were slightly glazed over, his cheeks were a little flushed, and he barely managed to bring himself to his feet. I looked to mom. "He's drunk!?" I said with astonishment
Tituga's Bio and Study SheetTituga's Bio and Study Sheet11 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Meaning: "Spotted Silk"
Ooman Code Name: "The Leopard"
Hieght: 8" ft 5" in.
Weight: 315 lbs
Age: 256 (about 28 in human years) X3
Status: Matriarch: Lead Female
Family: Father died honorably during a Queen capture. Mother is safely tucked away on their home planet. Sar'idikk, her half sister, is the intelligence officer aboard the Dachande. Kwei, Sar'i's adopted ooman daughter and Tituga's niece.
Female Underlings: 23 unblooded and 16 blooded
Physical description and notes:
Tituga, though young, is a very capable and dependable matriarch, although she was not their leader's first choice for the job. She is cool headed and very kind by yautja female standards, but she will not take disrespect or incompetence lightly. She is a highly respected warrior and has killed her share of Kainde Amedha and Ooman alike.
She wears a new age helmet and armor adorned with the exoskeleton of a rare breed of Kainde Amedha, which has a red hue to it. She keeps her raven black tre
TFAV Drab 04 RP OP RES PRELUDETFAV Drab 04 RP OP RES PRELUDE5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Transformers AlterVerse Drabble 04: Operation Rescue Eagle One Prelude
(Note: The drabbles take place in a series of time frames after TFAV Chapter Arraignment and Answers and before the TFAV Chapter named Rescue Prez)
"President Whitemore has been captured by Russian Forces. Use of him and cabinet as hostages and leverage is inevitable. Revise Request: Send all Autobot Alliance as well as FSOF, NEST and GI JOE Strike Teams to retreive High Priority Target. This is of utmost importance. Failure is not an option."
- Autobot Alliance Pulsewave Communiqué to all Autobot Alliance and Allied forces, 2 days before the launch of Operation Rescue Eagle One.
Year 2010 A.D._
Somewhere in the Middle East_
G.I. J.O.E. (Global Integrated Joint Operations Entity) The Pit_
2 days ago_
Hawk - 'I want reports now! We have to have all our plans in order."
Duke: All the Joes were prepped and ready, but unfortunately we cannot s
Mass Effect 3 Alternate Endings. SPOILERSMass Effect 3 Alternate Endings. SPOILERS4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
MASS EFFECT 3 ALTERNATE ENDING *SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY*
**EDIT** Holy crap this got way more attention than I was expecting. The comments and support have been amazing everyone!
A few points: Credit where credit is due; this ending, as much as everyone seems to love it, was only created because the amazing team at Bioware created a universe that was so rich and full of life and detail. As much as I know a lot of fans are hurt by what they did, we need to remember that Bioware still created an incredible trilogy, one of the best ever. So hats off to them all round.
Also, this was written really fast and so the ending (specifically the last part on how you actually win using TIM's signal) isn't very fleshed out. I know there are holes, and they can actually be fixed quite easily. This isn't perfect. Also, this doesn't deal with a 'happy' ending. If there were to be one, or you were to even CONSIDER taking the fourth option, you'd need to be damn ready. I'm talking ALL war assets e
MK2011 DLC: PredatorMortal Kombat 2011 DLC FightersMK2011 DLC: Predator4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The Yautja, also known by their earth name, Predators, are a proud, honorable and deadly hunting race from the furthest reaches of the universe. They live for the thrill of the hunt, they also see it as a sport. The Yautja Reaper was sent by his clan along with others to go on the hunt in Earthrealm when their ship crashed, Reaper was the only survivor. Disposing of his species existence while giving his clansman a proper burial, he then watched the Mortal Kombat Tournament, the idea of engaging these fighters in battle, possibly taking their spine and skulls as trophies. It was enough for him to join it.
The appearance of the Predator from "Predator 2", only his mask his colored red, has a scar marking on it around the left eye socket and looks to have the pieces of a alien skull attached on it.
Appearance of the Predator from "Predator 2", the area around the left eye is scarred up and a
LoveLove can be kind, but it can be cruelLove9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It can mess with your mind
And make you feel like a fool.
It can break your heart
And make you cry.
And there will be times
You want to die.
Love can make you do some crazy things
One moment you'll find yourself
Standing out on a limb.
Losing your balance
Only to find
No one is around to catch you
As you fall from behind.
Love can be evil. Love can be wrong
Love is not always simple
But it's always strong.
How it controls you
Is a question indeed
Because there are times I feel like
I will never be free.
Love can be prison. Love can be blind
How it messes you up
And takes over your mind.
Until you can't think of anyone else
It's their smile you see
Their happiness you feel
How it drives you crazy
How you wish it wasn't real.
Love can be silly. Love can be cute
It can make you giggle
Sound like a flute.
Melodious and peaceful
As it dances on your heart
Makes you giddy
Right from the start.
Love can be everything or nothing at all
It can be a slow smi
MK2011 DLC: Jason VoorheesMortal Kombat 2011 DLC FightersMK2011 DLC: Jason Voorhees4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
From: Friday The 13th Series
A undead serial killer from Earthrealm, Jason Voorhees kills anyone who ventures into his home of Crystal Lake since 1980, racking up a body count of over 150, one which is still rising and never gonna stop. When a pillar of flames engulfed him before sending him into the Netherrealm. He was confronted by spirit of his psychotic mother, Pamela Voorhees. She told him that in order to get back to their realm, he'd have to fight in a tournament and win for a emperor, Shao Khan. Always doing what his mother says, Jason accepted and now is fighting for Outworld. What he doesn't know was that it was really Quan-Chi in the form of his mother, tricking him as part of his and Shinnok's plan.
His "Friday The 13th (2009 remake)" appearance.
His "Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood" appearance.
Forward Throw: Jason grabs takes out barbed wire and wraps it around the oppo
.:The Rain:..:The Rain:.4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The Harsh Cold Rain,
Spiraling down from the heavens,
The forgotten angels broken jagged wings,
For their tears are shed,
Spiraling down from the heavens,
Into the depths of the earth,
Clouds of anger rage, and lost hope,
Skew the sky pitifully, and darkly,
Again spiraling down from the heavens,
Darkening the world,
Plunging it in darkness from their sorrow and regret,
Like a child, hands dirtied by harsh fate.
From the angel's of the blackness.
The Harsh Cold Rain,
Comes yet again.
Spiraling back down from the heavens.
Naruhina: Only YouHe pushed her away, the taste of her still fresh upon his lips, and she looked at him with uncertainty, emerald meeting sapphire.Naruhina: Only You7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Sakura, I'm sorry. This is wrong. I...don't feel the same."
He turned round, his back to her, and suddenly, his eyes went wide, as he saw her, running away, in the distance.
A full moon shone down on a him, as he ran through the streets at a breakneck pace, his blond hair a dead giveaway for his identity.
"Gotta hurry. Gotta hurry...
He burst through her door, and the moment it left his field of vision, he threw a shuriken-
Knocking the knife forth from her hand, which had been raised over her head, ready to rush down and end her life.
Before she could do anything else, he rushed forward, and kicking the weapon into the far corner of her scarce room, seized her roughly her by the shoulders. "What the hell are you doing?!"
His expression was one of pure fury, why the hell did she just try to-
Yet she showed no reaction, only to hang her head sad
MK Guest Characters: The XenomorphMK Guest CharactersMK Guest Characters: The Xenomorph4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Appearing From: The Alien Franchise
The Xenomorph is a hive minded creature that is unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Their single goal is to survive and kill those who pose it as a threat to their continued survival. During the Outworld Invasion of Earthrealm happened, the Black Dragon Clan raided a Weyland-Yutani research building. What they found was a Xenomoprh queen. Kano then presented the creature to Shao Kahn, who like the beast. Thinking he could breed the prefect soldier, Kahn tried to use his dark magic on it. However, the beast was too strong and it escaped. Finding a place to hide, and victims to impregnate, the queen sent out her warriors to do battle with the kombatants.
Primary: Xenomorph Warrior(The Xenomorph with the ridged head from Aliens)
Alternative 1: Specimen 6(From Aliens vs. Predator 3 video game)
Alternative 2: K-Series
JapanxReader - KintsukuroiJapanxReader - Kintsukuroi2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You couldn't bare the pain in your chest, you wanted to cry your heart out but you held back your tears as you walked towards the park.
When you got there, you let yourself fall on the cold, soft grass and let all your pain out in tears. Suddenly, you saw a shadow approach you and you felt a warm, gentle hand on your back.
"Why are you crying?" Kiku asked as he sat beside you.
"I-I... He..." You stuttered. "Kiku, he..."
"Did he do it again?" Inquired Kiku concerned. You just nodded and kept crying.
He pulled you into a loving hug and stroked your back.
"(Name)..." He muttered against your hair. You just hiccuped and looked up with puffy eyes. "Why do you keep doing this to yourself?"
"I... I don't know... I don't think I can do better..." You started sobbing again. He cupped your face with both hands and gave you the sternest look you had ever seen.
"(Name), don't you ever say something like that again." He said. "You deserve a lot
I'm Tommy Wiseau ParodyI'm Tommy Wiseau (Parody of I Am The Walrus By The Beatles)I'm Tommy Wiseau Parody5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
This is "The Room" She is Lisa, He is Mark, and they'll all be cheating
See how they have sex behind my back, and I'm angry
Sleeping with my best friend
That's what my fiancée's doing
Never really noticed
Denny is taking drugs
Man I want to take him home
And throw a football now
I didn't hit her! (Huh?)
That is BS(Huh?)
I'm Tommy Wiseau (Ahahaha)
I'd like a dozen roses
Hi Johnny didn't know it was you!
Here you go. That is me. You're my favorite
You're just a chicken
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!
My acting needs work
So much my voice is dubbed
My fiancée just likes to sleep with others
I didn't hit her! (Huh?)
That is BS(Huh?)
I'm Tommy Wiseau (Ahahaha)
You're tearing me apart Lisa, you are lying!
Let's roleplay you'll be Sonya Blade and I'll be bad actor
I didn't hit her! (Huh?)
That is BS(Huh?)
The Seduction of WisdomThe Seduction of Wisdom5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Your fingers chill and warm my skin
A circling wave of desire
Fills my electrified brain
The softness of your sweet kiss
Forces my trembling knees
To crumble before you
There's fire in your eyes
Sending shockwaves up my spine
Your voice is my favorite song
I grow lost in your presence
Powerless to the taste of seduction
At your mercy I have grown
The love and respect you show me
Turns me into a puddle before you
Every single one of your desires
Are promises I shall fulfill
Your dream and goals in life
Are my plans to help you achieve
Never have I known this love
There has never been one like you
Someone when facing my towering walls
Crumbled them with a small touch
No one could get this close to me
Yet you did it with such ease
You have made my smile easy
The simple way you know me
How to stop my tears
To ease that troubling pain
I feel a glow run through
Wrapping me in that warm blanket
Seducing with that loving wisdom
Promise MeIf I tied you to a treePromise Me4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Told you to stay if you love me
Would I some day return to see
Your skeleton still there for me
Or would you be like everybody
And just abandon me?
If I beat you, almost to death
But then nursed you back to health
Would you love me like your breath
Or view me as the theft to your soul wealth?
If I tied you to a tree
Begged you to never leave me
Would you still try to get free
Never wanting to be near me
Or would you wait and see
If you're the one for me?
If I broke your bones,
Struck you with stones,
Then left you alone,
Would your heart still be my home?
If I tied you to a tree
Commanded you to wait for me
Would you stay obediently
Existing only for me
Or would you become a nobody
And be forgotten by me?