Vampire.Vampire.5 years ago in Scraps
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Okay, Ill come straight out with it. Yes. I am a vampire.
My name's Ian, not Vlad or anything, if thats what you were expecting. And I think Im perfectly normal
apart from the whole, drinking blood thing maybe.
Apart from that, Im a awesomely ordinary person!
Okay, so now youre thinking Hey, then what about all those things vampires hate?
I guess the most pungent thing is the fact that vampires cant go out in daylight.
Okay, so I guess daylight isnt my favourite time of day. But I can go out in it! I mean how would you get anything done if you didnt? But I admit, I do prefer to wear sunglasses outdoors, and I wear long sleeves for as long as possible and I am prone to rather nasty sun burns, but apart from that
as long as Im not out for more than a few hours, I can survive!
Okay, second thing, Ive got them all down on a list here.
Alright, so apparently if you stab me in the heart with a