How to Annoy Sebastian Michaelis! :DHow to Annoy Sebastian Michaelis! :D1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
1) Sculpt the hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.
2) Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of Disinfectant, claiming that you know where his hands have been.
3) Challenge Finny to mow the lawn with scissors.
4) While he's taking a shower, burst into his bathroom with a camera and proceed to say in a weird accent "Work it! The camera loves you!" Take pictures and show them to Grell and Mayrin.
5) Tell Sebastian that Grell and Mayrin are fighting over the Sebby porn.
6) Teach everyone in the house Morse Code and have conversations with the others loudly in front of him.
7) Do your best to sneak up behind him and when he gets startled and asks where you came from, begin to explain "Well ya see Sebby, when a Mommy and a Daddy, love each other VEEERRRRYY much! OR When a daddy and a daddy adopt (or a mommy and a mommy)..." Continue until he gets disturbed/feels awkward and tells you to stop.
8) Introduce him to the world of Sebby/Grell yaoi fandom.
Fangirl's guide to KuroUnits: Ciel PhantomhiveCongratulations, you have bought your very own KuroUnit! By taking the time to read this guide, you will be informed about how to care for your Ciel Phantomhive KuroUnit. Taking care of these KuroUnits is a big responsiblity, and takes a lot of patience. However you will eventually grow a deep bond with your new kuroUnit.Fangirl's guide to KuroUnits: Ciel Phantomhive2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
With your new Ciel Phantomhive KuroUnit, it comes with a few things:
A Ciel Phantomhive KuroUnit comes with:
-one family ring (do not lose it)
-one golden ring (seal his insignia when sending letters)
-one victorian ball gown with corset and hair extensions (optional)
-one faustian contract
-a limited warranty if there are any problems that need to be fixed on your KuroUnit.
Act Now and you can get "nekomimi" mode, "demon" mode, or "genderbend" Ciel Phantomhive.
How to activate Ciel Phantomhive KuroUnit:
Upon Arrival, Ciel will arrive in a black wooden crate small enough for someone his size, along with his
More Ways To Annoy Claude Faustus~51. Ask Claude why he poses as a woman in Charlotte's Web.More Ways To Annoy Claude Faustus~11 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
52. Keep unbuttoning your shirt
53. Pick up every stray cat you can find and invite Sebastian over to play with them.
54. Whenever it rains, follow Claude around and sing 'The Itsy Bitsy Spider'.
55. Pray before every meal.
56. Take pictures of Claude in his pink pajamas. Use them as blackmail against Claude.
57. Give Claude a bible as a present.
58. Throw cake batter at him.
59. Ask Claude if he has a foot fetish.
60. When Claude orders the triplets to attack Sebastian, play the Pokemon theme song.
61. Ask Claude if he's ever been to Heaven, since demons are supposedly fallen angels.
62. Show Claude 2 girls, 1 cup.
63. Act extremely obsessed with and in love with Claude (Like how Grell acts around Sebastian)
64. Eat ice cream in a very sexual manner. If Claude makes a comment, act mad and call him a pervert.
65. Show him youtube videos of people killing spiders.
66. Spray Claude with bug spray.
67. Ask Claude what he thinks ab