Fangirl's guide to KuroUnits: Ciel PhantomhiveCongratulations, you have bought your very own KuroUnit! By taking the time to read this guide, you will be informed about how to care for your Ciel Phantomhive KuroUnit. Taking care of these KuroUnits is a big responsiblity, and takes a lot of patience. However you will eventually grow a deep bond with your new kuroUnit.Fangirl's guide to KuroUnits: Ciel Phantomhive3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
With your new Ciel Phantomhive KuroUnit, it comes with a few things:
A Ciel Phantomhive KuroUnit comes with:
-one family ring (do not lose it)
-one golden ring (seal his insignia when sending letters)
-one victorian ball gown with corset and hair extensions (optional)
-one faustian contract
-a limited warranty if there are any problems that need to be fixed on your KuroUnit.
Act Now and you can get "nekomimi" mode, "demon" mode, or "genderbend" Ciel Phantomhive.
How to activate Ciel Phantomhive KuroUnit:
Upon Arrival, Ciel will arrive in a black wooden crate small enough for someone his size, along with his
Ciel's Tech SupportCiel's Tech Support4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
(typing on computer, bangs on the side of it a few times unhappy with the results)
What do you mean I can't watch Hetalia on Hulu without a parent and or guardian?!
Fine. I'll just hack the system with this
is the computer screen supposed to look like that?
(types some more)
and it's blank
(pulls out phone, waits for it to answer)
Sebastian! Hi! It's Ciel Phantomhive, you know that master you left behind to go to a cat convention?! Anyways the computer broke. No I did not throw a stapler at it again!...No I didn't let Grelle borrow it either. It just suddenly went blank. I-I don't know why but I had nothing to do with it. So do you think that you can come home and fix it?
What do you mean you can't come home just yet? DO you have any idea what I've been through being here all by myself?! I'm stuck here either alone or with Elizabeth and you know I hate Elizabeth!...yes I made the pasta like you told me to no I did not l
How to Annoy Sebastian Michaelis! :DHow to Annoy Sebastian Michaelis! :D3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1) Sculpt the hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.
2) Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of Disinfectant, claiming that you know where his hands have been.
3) Challenge Finny to mow the lawn with scissors.
4) While he's taking a shower, burst into his bathroom with a camera and proceed to say in a weird accent "Work it! The camera loves you!" Take pictures and show them to Grell and Mayrin.
5) Tell Sebastian that Grell and Mayrin are fighting over the Sebby porn.
6) Teach everyone in the house Morse Code and have conversations with the others loudly in front of him.
7) Do your best to sneak up behind him and when he gets startled and asks where you came from, begin to explain "Well ya see Sebby, when a Mommy and a Daddy, love each other VEEERRRRYY much! OR When a daddy and a daddy adopt (or a mommy and a mommy)..." Continue until he gets disturbed/feels awkward and tells you to stop.
8) Introduce him to the world of Sebby/Grell yaoi fandom.