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Geddy's NoseGeddy's NoseGeddy's Nose2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Geddy the big-nosed bassist
had a very bulbous nose
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it grows
All of the other bassists
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Geddy
join in any bassist games
Then one sucky rock concert,
Alex came to say:
Geddy with your nose so big,
won't you come and save the gig?
Then all the bassists loved him,
as they shouted out with glee:
Geddy the big-nosed bassist
you'll go down in history
(And he did, as he is in the Bassist Hall of Fame!)
The ShowGlossy, hard forest green seatsThe Show2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Bolted to the cement ground in rows and columns.
Some are still empty
But most are filled with people grinning with anticipation
Drumming their fingers
Sending texts, making last-minute phone calls,
Talking to people beside them
Or simply just sitting in silence, emotions filling their heads
Waiting for the moment when it all begins to happen.
Returning to their seats with refreshments,
More people fill up the spaces
We climb the hard grey stairs up and up and up
Until you feel you can touch the nearest cloud
Farther up still until you find the place where you're supposed to be.
Not only the pl
Through Rhythm And MagicCan you hear my heart,Through Rhythm And Magic3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Beating Tonight,
Into oblivion,
For you & I,
Through rhythm & magic,
To never know stillness again,
And always in time,
Like some immortal drummer,
Caught in an eternal drum solo,
Of love.
Resident Courage: Chapter 1Resident Courage: Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Resident Courage
Chapter 1: Nowhere
We see Muriel, Eustace, and Courage, driving along the Spanish countryside. Once again Muriel won another vacation, this time for a glorious week in Spain, but the only problem, they're lost.
"Eustace, are you sure you know where we are." Asked Muriel.
"Yeah. Stop questioning my sense of direction." Said Eustace.
Courage looked out the window at the Spanish countryside, and shivered. The landscape seemed to be getting creepier and creepier. The forest they were driving through was turning a sickly shade of brown and the trees looked very dead. And a strange fog seemed to be getting thicker and thic
My dream...?My dream...?2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
One day I (unknown person) was getting ready to practice a play with The Beatles!! I am soooo excited! I get dressed into my costume, and put on my makeup. I walk out, and see THEM dressed in cute little play costumes. I greet them and blush when I see George. It's as if we were connected from the beginning! We begin practice, and we recite our lines. After, all these women who loved George Harrison came in and took him away!!
After some research and a long wait, I found out where he was. I dressed in a spy suit and creeped off to where he was. I found the lair, and busted in. I beat up one of the workers and stole her outfit. I walked aroun
Peaceful voicePeaceful voice5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Your voice echoes over these hills,
Past the Marmalade skies,
And through the open expanses of my mind,
Do you remember those words,
Well Youre here again.
People sit and wonder what your like,
Were you wrong or were you right,
Is it a dream ah yes but it's all wrong
It doesnt matter much to you
The Newspaper taxi's wait to take you away,
You sit and turn and your Julia is waiting
To take you away from the storm
Close your eyes together and your gone
You walk away across the universe,
Pools of sorrow waves of joy
are drifting thorough your open mind,
You Walk away to your newfound home,
Back Home a little girl sits alon
Sailr Paul and Tuxedo JohnSailorSailr Paul and Tuxedo John1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Paul and Tuxedo John
Rating: K
Pairing: JxP
(no slash)
Summary: John
and Paul have been watching TOO much Sailor Moon lately. Doing it for
the LOLs :D
Two men are
watching anime, more specifically, Sailor Moon,
and the lads have become obsessed with it
“Hey,
Paulie?”
“Mmm?”
“Wanna
cosplay?”
“As
who?”
“The
Sailor Scouts, duh! I get to be Tuxedo Mask”
“I wanna
be Tuxedo Mask!”
“You're
too girly. You be Sailor Moon.”
“I don'
wanna. I don't got the figure. Oh, look, she's singin' our song”
As if by magic, 'I Wa
The Reality of SlashREAD DESCRIPTION NAOThe Reality of Slash2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
One fine day, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant were chillin in da hood Jimmy's bedroom playing tiddlywinks with a labradoodle when Robert had a fabulous idea.
"Hey Jimmy."
"What."
"There's a bed right there."
"K so?"
"And we're on the floor."
Jimmy waited for an explanation while he dramatically tiddlied a red wink. It landed in the middle and he won the game, but that's besides the point.
"So..." Robert continued, unphased by Jimmy's magical powers at tiddlywinks. "Wouldn't it be comfier on the bed than the floor?"
"You can't play tiddlywinks with a labradoodle on a bed, Percy."
"Let's screw."
"Okay."
So anyways t
G+R First KissG+R First Kiss2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Liverpool,England
August 19,1962
Outside the Cavern Club, at about 2:30 in the morning, nineteen-year-old George Harrison was piling his three drunken bandmates into their car after being shooed away by the club owner. They had finished their set at about ten o'clock, but John and Ringo insisted that they stay for a few pints. Paul agreed, but since George was too young to drink, he decided to just sit with Ringo. George was in love with Ringo, but he couldn't dare tell him that; Ringo would think he was queer.
First George dropped John off at his and Cynthia's house, then Paul at his girlfriend Dot's house. For the next coup
The ChangeThe Change2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I can see the music,
Dancing before my eyes,
And the walls are starting to melt.
I can feel the whole world
Breath as one,
And there is change
That can be felt.
Energy DrinksEnergy Drinks2 years ago in Editorial More Like This
2 Star Review for Energy Drinks by Sam Freeman
The wife says I should be more positive and what not with that silver lining and the bright side of your ass or what have you. So I 'll start with what I like about these energy drinks. I like the colours, I think that is smart marketing. Now normally I like my drinks to be one colour and that's that, no need to get fancy. But my grandkid is a real hoarder so she collects those coloured pop tabs. So I says to her, I said, drink these energy drinks because they come in fancy colours and what not and you can add to that damn collection you got going there. And she said, get this, she says she ca
Deliver MeDeliver Me2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Deliver Me
Please, take me
Tell this soul with sorrow
"What's a miracle?"
God
So take me
Where I can be thinking of him forever
By the Heaven that bends above us
My first thought and my last wish
This is it and nothing more.
"What's a miracle?"
Don't listen it's just an opinion.
Its message
Happy just to be with him
Happy just to see his smile
I want happiness
I seek happiness
Only this and nothing more
So, deliver me, help me
When I'm alone
When I'm sad
When I'm weak
Darkness and nothing more
And to stay in this dream of night
Meaningless is my life.
"What's a miracle?"
God
I Implore
So take me
To happiness
Take
Mechanical LyricismI tire of this,Mechanical Lyricism2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
the needless
fixing of my
innner workings.
My gears
whirling,
echoing new
sounds,
hinting at yet another
breakdown.
Rusted
from beneath the
skin,
glitching...stopping...
and restarting with
each step,
declaring their presence
within my
frame.
Where have
the technicians all
gone?
My maker,
of whom I considered
my God.
My God...
I am alone,
left to
await my final
guitar solo,
of which the
breakdown
will be the last.
My serenade of
glitches,
my imperfect
lyrical footprint
leaving small
shadows
in my wake.
Black and Blue QueenI am no princessBlack and Blue Queen3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I am no king
I am no Dutchess
I am a black and blue Queen
It's usually blue
but it's snow-white
once in a while
Only to feel something new
high like a kite
then on the ground in a pile
Some times I'm with you
and often I fight
to collapse in the bile
I am no eyed-apple
I am no sweet-pea
I am no pumpkin-pie
I am a cyanide Sweet Tea
It's usually blue
but it's snow-white
once in a while
Only to feel something new
high like a kite
then on the ground in a pile
Some times I'm with you
and often I fight
to collapse in the bile
My Beautiful FriendMy love for you will never die,My Beautiful Friend5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I loved hanging out with you,
like old times,
just in a new setting.
I loved when you looked at me,
it took everything in me not to kiss you.
This is so what I want,
for us to be able to hang out and be friends.
I loved it when we were just looking out at the city by the pool.
And when we hugged goodbye I so didn't want to let you go.
You still make me so happy,
you still make me feel so high,
what is it about you.
I feel I'm doing better,
just talking to you face to face has always had a good effect on me.
I always feel that way after spending time with you.
Happy
High
Free
Peaceful
Thank
YouHow can I not feel it,You5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
the way you made me feel.
I didn't know it back then,
I do now, I feel it now.
How,
does that feel strange,
can it really happen like that?
That you can have this LOVE affair
and not know how much it really meant til yrs later.
I guess being young and naive that's why.
But now, why now?
When it feels like it's too late.
I will always remember how I felt in your arms.
It felt like we were the only people around.
Just you and me,
why couldn't it work?
You were wonderful,
you will always be wonderful,
beautiful,
you are such a beautiful soul.
You brought me to places I've never been.
I will always love
The Six CobrasThe Six Cobras1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
The Cobras, so strong and so patriotic,
Little did they know how their future would be chaotic.
They helped helped us through wars and D-Day,
Yet soon they would soon die and decay!!!
First fell The Sorrow by the hand of his lover,
It was The Boss working undercover.
Sacrifices had to be made, The Boss had to survive,
There were once six Cobras, now only five!
The Pain was next, he had to kill Snake,
So The Pain was killed in an underground lake.
He was at deaths door,
Of the six Cobras, there were now only four!
The Fear sought revenge for another,
Yet he met the same fate as his fallen brother.
The endless fear he
SciencePsychology, Biology, Astronomy, and ChemistryScience1 year ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
All these things inspiring
Bombs, guns, knives, and rockets firing
Keep me from ever tiring
Psychiatry, Geography, Psychopathy, and Botany
Science has taken over me
Minecraft- The EndMinecraft- The EndMinecraft- The End5 months ago in Philosophical More Like This
I see the player you mean.
[Player Name]?
Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.
That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game.
I like this player. It played well. It did not give up.
It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.
That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game.
Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the reality behind the screen.
They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and
your effect on meYou put a smile on my faceyour effect on me2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Each and every day
It's funny how little I know you
But somehow I feel so connected to you
Somehow your moods affect mine
When I don't hear from you
I began to worry
How can we be worlds apart
And you have such an effect on me
War Changes Everything -GerItaLove is better left in your dreams, not in the present. Especially not in this time period. It was World War 2. A horrible, lifeless, time. It was where I lost everything: my freedom, my people, and, most importantly, the love of my life. He's always been with me till the very end. Well, I guess it's the end now.War Changes Everything -GerIta2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I slowly opened my eyes to the sunshine coming through the open window. The pillow I rested my head on smelled like beer and pasta. I could hear heavy breathing next to me. I sat up and looked over to my lover, Ludwig. He sat criss-crossed on the soft and messy bed. I could tell he had been up all night.
"Germany, what's the matt
10 ways to annoy people10 ways to annoy people10 ways to annoy people4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
1- Scream random words when someone is trying to concentrate
2- Shuffle your feet behind someone for a long time
3- Talk in a foreign accent all day
4- Pretend to whisper secrets, but actually blow in their ear
5- Do imitations of someone behind their back
6- Talk to your ''imaginary friend'' instead of your other friends
7- Constantly yell '' I see your underwear'' to your friends, or even random strangers depending on your comfort level
8- Begin every sentence with '' So I was like….'' In an annoying woman's voice
9- Yell '' I like tacos!'' when someone is talking, especially seriously
10- Talk super fast s
HerTearsFallLikeDebrisFrmThSkyShe washes her eyes with the stars of the sky, fighting for the chance to feel alive.HerTearsFallLikeDebrisFrmThSky3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hopes and dreams collide in her mind till salty debris rains form her eyes.
Supernova solutions only last for a time but she finds them the best for the thrill of the ride.
Sta.sh
