Top 25 Dr. Gregory House Quote25.Everybody lies.Top 25 Dr. Gregory House Quote4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
24.We were both wrong, not equally wrong. You were at least six more wronger than me.
23.Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning. This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will. That is true, isn't it? But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you are particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... b
Top 15 Q Star Trek Quotes15.Top 15 Q Star Trek Quotes4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Q: Perhaps maybe a little, uh, Hamlet?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, I know Hamlet. And what he might say with irony, I say with conviction: "What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculty! In form, in moving, how express and admirable! In action, how like an angel! In apprehension, how like a god!"
Q: Surely, you don't see your species like that, do you?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I see us one day becoming that, Q. Is it that which concerns you?
Q: May whatever God you believe in...
Q: have mercy on your soul. This court stands adjourned.
Q: Goodbye, Jean-Luc, I'm gonna miss you. You had such potential. But then again, all good things must come to an end.
Picard: Q? What is going on here? Where is the anomaly?
Q: [pretendind to be deaf] Where is your mommy? Well, I don't know.
[Q appears in a monk's costume]
Q: Let us pray, for understanding and for compassion.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Let us do no such damn thing! What is this need
Chris Jericho Best QuotesI really don't care if Stephanie enjoys kissing Kurt Angle. Or if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Stephanie. Or hell, if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Triple H! Cause as far as I'mChris Jericho Best Quotes4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
concerned all three of you can kiss my ass!
X-Pac, I feel terrible that you have to come out here and defend the integrity of a woman who has absolutely none. I mean as far as Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley is concerned the word honor means jump on her and stay on her. Well, let's spell that word H-O-N-E-R. I guess Stephanie is half of that. After all she is a filthy,dirty,disgusting,brutal, skanky,bottom feeding trash bog H-O. And no amount of defending will ever,EVER change that!
You can complain about the fact that you have a midget head on a normal sized body, or you can complain about the fact that Benoit in French means 'chipped toothed jackass'!
So it seems Stephanie, that the Rock and all these Jerichoholics were correct in calling you a bargain basement slut. But on top of that I think you are the filthiest, dirt
My Top Ten Homer Simpson Quote10. Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!My Top Ten Homer Simpson Quote4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
9.I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
8.Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
7.Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
6.Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
5.Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
4.I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
3.When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
2.How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
1.Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.