Torturing The Simpsons*Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa all awake to find themselves in there own cells. Its a dark room with the only lights above each one of there cells.
Homer- (nervously) Where are we?
Bart- Where ever it is, its better than our house.
Homer- Why you little...(Homer tries reaching over to Bart)
Bart- ha ha
*A Shadow figure with a deep voice reveals himself. He is sitting in a chair by a machine with lots of buttons.
Shadow- Good evening Simpson family. I bet your all wondering why your here.
Homer- (Sarcastically) No why would we want to know that?
*Shadow pushes a button and it shocks Homer.
Shadow- You are here because you are the worse family that anyone has come across.
Homer- (Sarcastically) Really, I thought we were the Brady bunch.
*Shadow again pushes a button that shocks Homer.
Shadow- Any hoo, I'm here to personally torture each and every one of you. Starting with you Homer.
*Homer looks scared
Shadow- You a dumb fat idiot
Homer- oh....I shouldn't of put that in my facebook bio.
Bart's Evil Doings: A Tickle StoryHomer and Marge had just gone out for their anniversary date where they go on a "date" to help add excitement in the marriage and the bedroom, but that's their thing. They decided that Bart and Lisa were mature enough to stay home alone for a couple hours. But even though Lisa was two years younger than Bart, she was left in charge of Bart and Maggie. As you can imagine, Bart had quite a cow!Bart's Evil Doings: A Tickle Story3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Bart came up with a plan to get his revenge on Lisa. He waited for his parents to leave. He stayed in the kitchen while Lisa watched documentaries in the living room. As he predicted, Lisa fell asleep on the couch. She should have never done that....
Lisa awoke in her room tied to her bed. Bart was standing next to her. "Bart what are you doing! Untie me or Mom and Dad will be getting some rather angry phone calls!" yelled a very angry and confused Lisa.
Bart replied, "This is for Mom and Dad putting you in charge!"
Lisa said, "What!? It wasn't my choice! The only reason I won't let you drink dad'