The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
7 - HeavenThe Shadowlands were a harsh place to grow up in, the eternal night that plagued the lands only tainting it further. Rogue vampires stalked the leafless woods, searching for easy prey whilst werewolves ran free. No one chose to live here; they were trapped whilst humans enjoyed the spoils of Iann, but just because it was an elaborate prison didn't mean that it was all bad.7 - Heaven3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After a long run in search for some food with some of the other pack members, the Alpha found himself tired as he stretched. His wolf form had faded back to his human, blood coating his naked skin but the werewolf didn't care for his nudity. He held an impressive frame, brown hair caught in ragged waves about his features matching the fierce creature that lurked behind his amber eyes. But although he was a killer, a hunter and one that had performed terrible deeds on others, as he pushed into his cave his expression only softened to one that could have calmed a frightened rabbit cornered by it's hunter.
Cambio de roles, parte 4Cambio de roles, parte 41 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-¡YA ERA HORA QUE APARECIERAN, PAR DE HOLGAZANES, MEJOR SERA QUE ME DEN UNA BUENA EXPLICACIÓN O ESTARAN DESPEDIDOS!- grito Benson todo rojo y molesto
- ¿Qué paso yo que hice?- pregunto Mordecai asustado
-¡Benson! Ya te dije que esos no son Mordecai y Rigby que conocemos- dijo Skips
-Disculpen, es la costumbre
-Te pareces mucho al Benson que conocemos- le dije
Después de la confusión, Mordecai y Rigby comenzaron a comentar todos los acontecimientos que le habían ocurrido, nada fuera de lo común en sus vidas, todo se resumía a su vida diaria en la cafetería, cosa que dejo confundido a Skips y Benson, porque ellos decían que Eileen y yo éramos las que trabajábamos en la cafetería, no llegábamos a nada.
-Esto es muy confuso, parece como si se hubieran cambiado los roles, todo lo que me dicen Eileen y tu lo han hecho Mordecai y Rigby, y todo lo que me han contado de la cafetería en realidad te ocurre a ti y
RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Es una noche lluviosa, pero me da igual, no saldré de aquí en mucho tiempo.
No puedo ni imaginar lo que mis amigos, mi novia y mi familia puedan pensar de mí, no tuve ni tiempo de explicar nada, todo fue tan rápido. Lo recuerdo como si hubiera sido ayer, bueno de hecho fue hace una semana.
Mis amigos y yo decidimos salir juntos a cenar y a pasear parecía que sería un gran fin de semana pero no contaba con lo que iba a pasar.
-“Vamos Mordecai sube al auto” me grito Rigby desde la camioneta de Skips.
-“¡Espérame!” Le dije, pues todavía tenía que agarrar algo de dinero y no sé porque pero cuando salgo me gusta cargar una pistola, no se sabe si la necesitare. La estaba buscando, tenía miedo de que alguien supiera que tenía una pistola como pertenencia, la única persona que sabía era Margaret, y solo lo supo porque me sorprendió en una de nuestras cita
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
Regular Depression ch 1Regular Depression ch 12 years ago in Settings More Like This
There was a knock at the door at an apartment, where a depressed man lies. He was lying down in his bed, not moving an inch, but wasn't asleep though. It was raining outside. The Apartment was filled with silence. He could hear the rain tapping up against the window shield. It was also cold inside the apartment. The man shivered, also chattered his teeth. He tucked himself under the covers to prevent himself from getting cold, since he didn't even bother to turn on the thermostat.
Another knock was at the door, this time the male stood up in his bed and they got out of it. He stands up very slowly and started walking towards his door of the apartment, about to answer it. While he walked, he past a lot of things and some trash that was in the floor, kicking or dragging it across the floor with his feet, without a care. Some beer cans where on the floor too, also TV dinner boxes, some clothes, and some half used cigarettes. All was kicked,
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Sparrow:.Roz 8Rozdział 8 - ZapachySparrow:.Roz 83 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Nie mieli czasu, by dalej główkować. Dobiegli do najbliższego, strzeżonego portalu, ogłuszyli Wtajemniczonego, który akurat tam stał, i uciekli.
-Gdzie jesteśmy? spytał Sadusky, podnosząc się na łokciach. Leżał w śniegu.
-Pewnie na Syberii. odparł Aindreas, rozglądając się.
Harvey zakaszlał. Jeszcze nigdy nie był w świecie ludzi. I jeszcze nigdy nie widział śniegu.
-To się dobrze składa! Adalbert wyszczerzył zęby. Nie mógł się nie cieszyć, że znów opuścił Trójkąt. Tu na pewno mają jakieś płaszcze! Musimy znaleźć jakiś dla pana Przełożonego, żeby ludzie nie zorientowali się z kim mają do czynienia.
-Tak, na pewno się nie zorientują! sarknął Har
Teen Titans: A New Hero AppearsChapter 1: Introduction of a New Hero: ZeroTeen Titans: A New Hero Appears2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Beast Boy finally realized the Terra he knew was long gone. He turned around and ran through the school doors. He began thinking of all the fun times he had with Terra. He even thought of the times when she was his enemy. Even the time when he told her she had no friends. He wish he could take it back, all of it. As he continued running towards the other Titans he notice a rocker looking boy staring at him with red sunglasses, a black shirt with a red cross design on it, and black baggy pants. Beast Boy stopped and looked at him. Beast Boy stopped and looked at him many thoughts came to his head. Was he a spy for slade or maybe a member of the recently stopped brotherhood of evil. Beast Boy began to glare but said nothing to him.
The boy then spoke. "I revived Terra" he said with a smirk. Beast Boys eyes widen and could not believe what he just heard. The boy then spoke agian,"If you wish to find out how i revived her or why she does not reme
Katsue ProfileKatsue Profile3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Yu Yu Hakusho OC
Full Name: Katsue
Reason or meaning of name: Means "blessed with victory." There isn't a specific reason for why it was chosen
Actual Age: 300-500 (not 100% positive)
Appearance Age: 18-20
Date of Birth: June 22
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Current Residence: Makai
For how long?: At least 400 years
Like his/her job?: Sometimes
Hand-to-Hand capability: Skilled at hand-to-hand combat, but not preferred
Weapons?: A pair of curved blades.
**In her clan, the hunter's weapon is one of their most important tools. When they come of age, they go on a journey to design and ultimately create their weapons. That weapon then becomes a part of the hunter, and becomes an outlet for their
Don't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)Don't Go Breaking My HeartDon't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)2 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(Sung by Homer and Marge Simpson and Peter Griffin and Lois Griffin)
Homer Simpson: Don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I couldn't if I tried
Homer Simpson: Oh honey if I get restless
Marge Simpson: Baby you're not that kind
Peter Griffin: Don't go breaking my heart
Lois Griffin: You take the weight off of me
Peter Griffin: Oh honey when you knock on my door
Lois Griffin: Oo I gave you my key
Both: Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Homer Simpson: When I was down
Marge Simpson: I was your clown
Both:Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Nobody knows it
Peter Griffin: Right from the start
Lois Griffin: I Gave you my heart
Oohh I Gave you my heart
Homer Simpson: So don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I won't go breaking your heart
Both: Don't go breaking my heart
Peter Griffin: Nobody told us
Lois Griffin: Cause nobody showed us
Peter Griffin: Now it's up to us baby
Lois Griffin: Oohh I think we can make it
Homer Simpson: So don't misunderstand me
Marge Simpson: You put the
-DD- Sidestory .02: Priya-DD- Sidestory .02: Priya3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Character: Priya Tuan
72nd Year of Azulon, 11th Year of Kuei - Early Summer
[" And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived "]
~ Genesis 16:4
The little girl ran through the still, stifled halls of the mansion, her bare feet slapping first over polished wooden planks, then flags of cold granite, until she burst into the garden. Panting, she raced across the sculpted landscape for the far wall. Ignoring the door where the gardeners threw out the debris of their tending, she leapt onto the stone face, small fingers grasping and calloused toes gouging into the rock as she climbed. Glazed terracotta tiles clanked and clattered as she heaved herself over the wall's decorative roof a cracked ridge piece snagged the hem of her robe, ripping it as she jumped clear. With a cry of dismay, she grabbed at the shredded red silk, momentarily forgetting the ground rushing up to
Sparrow:.Roz 1Rozdział 1 - WampirSparrow:.Roz 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Mimo tego, co przyrzekł sobie Sadusky, eksperymenty na Blanche Sparrow miały miejsce jeszcze bardzo często. Nie były jednak nieetyczne. Po prostu sprawdzano jak Blanche zachowa się w danej sytuacji.
Nauczono ją korzystać z zegarka. Dostała nawet jeden, na energię słoneczną. Tu w Trójkącie było dużo słońca. Zauważyła, że wszyscy tu bardzo dbali o ekologię. Zabroniono jej wychodzić z kwatery głównej, znajdującej się w centrum miasta. Dostała swój własny pokój, i chociaż był malutki, dla niej nie stanowiło to problemu miała bowiem okno wychodzące na równiny za miastem. Mogła godzinami obserwować horyzont, a przy okazji zmieniała się to w człowieka, to w wróbla.
Przez kilka pierwszych dni zabraniano jej opuszcza
Symbiotic Insanity Chapter 3Symbiotic InsanitySymbiotic Insanity Chapter 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A CroMa Fanfic
Crona lies in the hospital bed asleep, he's dreaming of Maka, the day he was hit by the meteor, except, things were going his way, how he wanted them to go that day. He could see her golden blonde hair, the outfit he saw her wearing that day, and her pearly white teeth. He felt the same way he did that day, no fear, no worry, only love. He approached Maka, and told her how he felt, and she confessed that she felt the same way. Crona now had felt a new level of love he had never felt before, even though he has hardly ever felt love. He proceeds to kiss Maka, but just as their lips are about to meet, oh god how he longed for that, a gentle nudge woke him up. His firs thoughts were
"Damn, why did it have to end at that point?" but then he saw the same girl he had saw in his dreams, his heavenly Maka standing over him, and he thought to himself
"Never mind, this is good enough." Maka kneeled down next to him, and smiled.
"How are you f
Symbiotic Insanity Chapter 2Symbiotic InsanitySymbiotic Insanity Chapter 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A CroMa Fanfic
It's Morning yet again in Death City; the sun is smiling a big-toothed-smile and laughing cryptically. Crona is lying down in a moderately comfy bed, underneath white sheets. It was almost as if he was in his own bed, but he wasn't. He could tell it wasn't, because he could feel something wrapped around his head, and he wasn't wearing a T-shirt and boxer shorts. No, instead it felt like he was wearing something made of paper, it was about the same size as his robe, but it had short sleeves, not long sleeves, and he couldn't help but feeling that there was almost nothing on his back. He didn't know what he was wearing, or if he could deal with it. He also noticed that he was leaning back on stacked up pillows, something Crona did not do when he slept.
Crona grunted as he slowly awoke, at that moment, he became aware that there had been another presence in the room besides his own, because he heard a slight gasp, a chair fall over, a
Moving onOnce again we find yourself in that same position...Moving on2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You're sqeezeing your left arm,
As if trying reassure yourself.
But you can't act timid like that anymore,
Go on and step foward.
Your life has changed,
The world is opened up to you.
How big you would see it is,
If you'll only give yourself the courage to see it through.
You've already pushed and grown past all those troubles before.
Through hardships, pain, and wounds that may never heal.
Experiences that formed the 'Hell inside your head'
And yet, you have worked through them all.
Its only a little bit from here now...
Just beyond that open sky!
Everything is opening up to you now.
You are no longer some caged animal.
Your life is your's to control.
Now go and experience more there is to see.
Have the courage to open those doors.
"Those doors that only open inwards..."
Stick FiguresA room an isolated place,Stick Figures3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Littered with drawings on the wall.
Things I once saw, things I once knew.
Drawing to remind me of their existence.
Soon those drawings become more twisted.
Stick figures killing each other.
Guiding me on how I will kill next.
Ripping them apart,
Letting my sword decapitate them.
Many ways to kill,
So many ways to stain myself with blood.
Strangling their neck with a slight crack,
Letting my sword do the talking for me.
The stick figures show me what to do next.
Those drawings on the wall,
Waiting to be given more 'friends' with each victim I kill from their guidance.
"Lost in a nightmare."
No way out.
No way to escape that isolated room.
No way to stop listening to the stick figures.
"Let's give them more friends!"
The more I kill,
The more I need to think up more ways.
The more I want to stop
"An unending dream."
Crush their head,
Drown them till the bubbles stop,
Letting my sword deal the final blow.
"Listen to the
My Last MomentMy Last Moment3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
My last moment
Written by ToxiHelena <3
Each day people tell you how to live and be,
Each day you know there are lies you cannot see,
But you never shook your head, you just go along.
Each night when you're alone and you just can't dream,
You know you're missing someone, who's never here,
But you never open your eyes, just go back to sleep.
You know you can't hide forever,
The mask cannot save you from this cruel world,
You have no chance but to continue living.
You feel you can say those things,
Emotions are just growing up inside your soul,
You have no chance but to continue walking,
Till the last moment of your life.
Each day when it rains, you see through the raindrops,
Each day when it rains, your heart is crying too,
But you never open your umbrella to stop.
Each night, when you're feeling down, and you can't sleep,
Do you feel someone's loving you, with their feelings so deep?
But you never hold their hand before you say goodbye.
You know you can't run forever,
The rain canno
YourFavoriteMartian: Behind the PictureYourFavoriteMartian: Behind the Picture2 years ago in Drama More Like This
The Story Behind The Picture
I never thought it would come to this. I've been through a lot of shit, and I know Benatar's an idiot, but... I never ever thought that I would have done this. And now he's gone. I'm not sure if I will be able to find him. Or if he's even still out there. All I know is that it's my fault that everyone is mad at me. All my fault.....
"Any luck?" I asked, looking up at DeeJay desperately as he walked into the house, dragging his feet. He slowly shook his head and I frowned. He sat next to me on the couch. "Don't worry. We'll find him. He couldn't have gone too far." he said, setting a hand on my shoulder. "This is my fault," I said in a cracked voice, my eyes glimmering with tears. "Don't say that, Puff. When we find him, everything will be alright," he said, wrapping his arms around me in a hug. I frowned. "What if we don't find him? What if he's..... gone..?" I said, glancing down at the ground. "Sssh," DeeJay whis
My New LifeMy New Life2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
HINATA X YUI
Hinata was sitting in his room with Oyama,thinking about
the other night. When Hinata told all that stuff to Yui,he
wished he could have been there to help her more. Oyama left
the room and Hinata lay on his bed. Then he started thinking
of him and Yui.
Well how he first met Yui,he was in the baseball field
playing ball. Then one of his friends betted him that he could
not hit a homerun. "You want to bet" said Hianata as he stood
at the plate ready to hit the ball. When his friend threw it he
hit it and it went past the fence and they heard glass break.
Everyone but Hinata hit the road running home, Hinata saw the
house of the window he broke.
He got to the house and
Baby's Wrapped In Yellow 2Paul shook his head, looking out the window. He didn't want to know. He wished he'd never opened that damn door. Even though it would have left Val exposed to anything and everything outside.Baby's Wrapped In Yellow 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Come on. It'll be okay." John took a firm hold of his shoulders and nearly dragged him out of the car. Before walking through the doors Brian went and checked to see if the place was crowded. He gestured for them to come in when the coast was clear. The only two people in the waiting room was a sleeping old man, and his wife.
"Wait here. I'll talk to the nurse." Brian walked off towards the desk, leaving the two alone to stand awkwardly in the middle of the room. Paul was near shaking, having to control it so as to not wake Val.
"You need to calm down. You look like you kidnapped the girl." John whispered in his ear. "You don't even know if it's yours yet." There wasn't much room for doubt. She was a near mirror image to Paul as a baby. But it still brought a little hope to him as Brian walked ba