-ma vie, the ruse: part 3--ma vie, the ruse: part 3-3 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"So you're back," Cecil welcomed Robert home. "So proud of you, big brother."
"And you may imagine the..." -- Bob shuddered lightly -- "...'warm, fuzzy feeling' I got hearing you say that." His
voice was icy with sarcasm, as usual, but more tired than always. "How sweet. Think I need a root canal."
Cecil just stared at him with an air of boredom. "Ah, hush up." He then looked away from Bob, and cocked his head
to one side.
"I see you've brought company..."
"What...?" The expression on Bob's face turned to one of puzzlement, then to concern, and once he looked behind
him, to annoyance; for Katherine stood there casually.
"Ta-dah." she simply stated.
"You followed me?!" Bob inquired rather loudly, his hands almost automatically landing on his hips in annoyance.
It was throughout that evening that Bob an
Blue HalosSideshow Bob/Bart slash here!! This is only the first chapter, so it's pretty crappy, but it gets better as it goes on.Blue Halos8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Summary: Set after Day Of The Jackanapes, told in Bob's POV. Bob realises just how much he may have hurt Bart
In this chapter, Bob is basically just musing things over and talking with Krusty. It will get better as it goes on I swear. Or, at least, I hope!
So, here I was. I had hypnotized Bart to kill Krusty, as usual the plan failed, I had been sentenced to death and managed to weasel out of it, and now here I am face to face with Krusty once more. I was outside the studio, taking a walk from the flat I had rented, forming a new plan to kill Bart. I walked past the building, so caught up in my thoughts I barely recognized it, but then I saw Krusty leaning against the wall smoking a cigarette.
He saw me as I saw him, and we both stared for a moment. It was strangley good to see him. After our last little get together, despite my trying to ki
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
You, me and my Baby Fanfic CH1You, me and my Baby Fanfic CH12 years ago in Drama More Like This
The sunlight was balancing off the yellow paint of the school wall and was reflecting back into the atmosphere. The grass had that small flacks of water on them and dripped off as the blade of grass could not hold it no longer. A gentle breeze was slowly flowing, just enough to move the crisp brown autem leaves along the sidewalk. The wind picked up now and then and moved everything slightly. The wind was able to move a small soccer ball that had rolled away from its owner in a constant circle. It rolled back to its owner and tilted onto his leg. The owner was a young boy, Preston, he was actually a young snow globe, to be precise. A thin tear rolled down his cheek, onto his dusted, tattered soccer uniform. He made a small sniffle and rubbed his eye with is bruised arm. He was constantly looking down at the floor and slowly swinging his
Consequences"Honey!"Consequences4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Lisa Simpson turned, she'd just been feeding her cat Snowball II. Ned and his family had been looking after both Snowball II and Santa's Little Helper but Lisa always looked bestow extra attention on her cat. Ned was nice but he didn't know everything her little cat liked.
But now her mom was calling, so she knew she had to answer.
"Come here a moment," Marge Simpson called again, she was busy unpacking their holiday clothes.
"I'll give you more later, Snowy," Lisa cooed, giving the black cat one more stroke before rushing off to see what her mom wanted. Unlike Bart, her bratty big brother, she always tried to do what her parents told her, unless Homer told her something really silly.
Her father had been rather quiet during the holiday, which was odd as he was never quiet. Once he and Bart had managed to get out of those horrible treatments, they'd all had a great time out in the sun. Thinking about this gave Lisa a twinge of guilt, you could say it was all her fau
Bleach: Princess to Prince ch5Chapter 5,More Secrets?Bleach: Princess to Prince ch55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was now morning at the Kurosaki manor. But it was a special morning to wake up to,it was the morning after Ichigo submitted his love to Rukia. Rukia sighed as she woke up from her sleep. She looked at Ichigo,and sighed again. 'What happens if I get pregnant with Ichigo's child? Since he's the one I'm not supposed to marry. Oh Ichigo...' thought Rukia. She was really worried about this. "What's wrong with you Rukia? Worried about our relationship?" said Ichigo as he woke up. "Ichigo...Yeah I am worried about it." confessed Rukia. "Mostly about me getting pregnant with your child." "Rukia,you don't have to worry about that. No matter what happens,I will protect you and always love you. Especially that." "Oh Ichigo,I love you." said Rukia leaning on her lover's shoulder. "I love you too Rukia." said Ichigo,cuddling with Rukia's naked body. "Shouldn't we get dress?" asked Rukia. "Um...yeah we should." answered Ichigo. So they quickly changed into their clothes,an
-ma vie, the ruse: part 4--ma vie, the ruse: part 4-3 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"Gck... l-let... go of me!"
Bob looked around, then tauntingly said:
"Oh, I don't see anyone else who'd want me to do that..."
The cold, sharp silver started to press into the thin skin on Bart's throat. Now helpless, Bart Simpson closed his
eyes and waited for the inevitable...
Just then, Bart wondered why things still looked so bright even when his eyes were shut tight. Upon opening
them, a car's bright headlights almost blinded him. Huh? he thought. "What the..."
"Police!" Chief Wiggum called out. "Hey, is everything all right out there?"
Chief Wiggum! Bart thought. The fear left his face, and immediately after that, a sadistic smile grew upon it.
He coolly answered Bob's earlier question: "I dunno, that cop over there might have something to say about it."
Bob's heart raced. Caught.
Wiggum shined a flashlight on Bob
-ma vie, the ruse: part 2--ma vie, the ruse: part 2-3 years ago in Humor More Like This
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Cecil Terwilliger, formerly of cell block 4, Springfield Penitentiary, was pleased to say he was not insane,
thank you very much. His life was (most of the time) perfectly normal. He had never tried to run for mayor on a
corrupted agenda. He had never married someone just to murder them, and he had never held the city ransom
with a nuclear weapon. No sir! Cecil was just about the nicest, most pleasant guy you'd ever want to meet.
It was his brother that was weird.
The red-haired Terwilliger sibling stooped down at their front door and retrieved the envelopes. As he
shuffled through the mail, he predicted that within them were bills, begs for subscriptions to trivial publications
about theories about a musician's surgically-enhanced nose, which rat-faced boy-band dropout would become the
next bubblegum pop sensation, or who Selma Bouvier was dating this week. His expressive onyx eyes blinked in
PnF: ATSD - Deleted SceneAfter they went through the dimensional portal, the resistance celebrated their victory of defeating the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz-2 and freeing their home, the alternate Tri-State Area. They had a party throughout the entire night with fireworks blazing in the sky, music playing, and citizens dancing happy and free from the dictator's tyranny. As everyone celebrated, Phineas-2 was sitting and watching the stars alone quietly but enjoying the celebration like everyone else while Ferb was playing the classic guitar he learned from Phineas and Ferb.PnF: ATSD - Deleted Scene4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Just then, Isabella-2 came forward with a smile on her face as she sat right next to Phineas-2.
"Hey Phineas, what'cha doin'?" Isabella-2 asked.
"Just doing some thinking." Phineas-2 answered, "Now that Doofenshmirtz is arrested and we have Summer again, I've been thinking that Ferb and I could probably make big ideas for rest of the days until school starts again."
The two quietly watched the stars together. Neither of them spoken a single word
-ma vie, the ruse: part 1--ma vie, the ruse: part 1-3 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"Wow! Radioactive Man Vs. Wussycat: When The Claws Come Out!"
Bart Simpson gaped upon the comic book in the window of the Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop. "Man,
only a few of even the most elite comic book collectors own *that* one! Aah, how I admire their strength of
much moolah, their grace and bravery of their never begging their parents..."
Milhouse Van Houten loosened his fixed gaze upon the book, and shifted his glance to Bart. "Yeah, they're
known as the Wussies!"
Bart blinked at him puzzledly.
"Er..they're still trying to come up with a new club name."
After a few more minutes of worshipping, the admiring silence was disturbed by the hoarse, slightly-scratchy,
threatening voice of a certain bully. Oh, no.
"Hey, Four-Eyes!" Nelson Muntz called out, standing behind the two boys, and with two other boys behind him
in a rather 'bodyguard' fashion.
Sparrow:.Roz 1Rozdział 1 - WampirSparrow:.Roz 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Mimo tego, co przyrzekł sobie Sadusky, eksperymenty na Blanche Sparrow miały miejsce jeszcze bardzo często. Nie były jednak nieetyczne. Po prostu sprawdzano jak Blanche zachowa się w danej sytuacji.
Nauczono ją korzystać z zegarka. Dostała nawet jeden, na energię słoneczną. Tu w Trójkącie było dużo słońca. Zauważyła, że wszyscy tu bardzo dbali o ekologię. Zabroniono jej wychodzić z kwatery głównej, znajdującej się w centrum miasta. Dostała swój własny pokój, i chociaż był malutki, dla niej nie stanowiło to problemu miała bowiem okno wychodzące na równiny za miastem. Mogła godzinami obserwować horyzont, a przy okazji zmieniała się to w człowieka, to w wróbla.
Przez kilka pierwszych dni zabraniano jej opuszcza
PxI Songfic: That Was ThenPhineas and Isabella stand in the middle of Paris while Isabella is slightly confused.PxI Songfic: That Was Then4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Isabella: So, um Phineas, why're we here in Paris again?
Phineas: We're here because I want to make it up to you, for not noticing you back then.
Isabella: You mean you still remember?!
Phineas: Yeah, and Isabella, I'm really sorry for not paying any attention to you; I've brought us here so we could maybe start all over.
Phineas holds Isabella's hand as they walk and he starts to sing.
Phineas: Guess I never really notice
The Parisian café
When you told me
I should take a break
I noticed now that I've been very busy working
For a very long time
Phineas gives flowers to Isabella under the Eiffel Tower, much to her delight.
Phineas: All you wanted
Was me to really care
And I didn't even
Notice you were there
I promise that I'll never ever
Make that same mistake not twice
Wolfram's Sick DayDisclaimer: I don't own Kyou Kara Maou!Wolfram's Sick Day5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Wolfram's Sick Day
Wolfram looked from left to right with his eyes closed. He was trying to sense where his fiancé was without having to open his eyes... It might sound childish, but he was eager to try if what he read in the textbooks were true... It states that a Mazoku with very strong feeling for a person could sense that person even with one's eyes closed. He was just trying... There's no harm in that, is there?
The blonde sensed something...
"To the right...!" Wolfram thought and turned to his right with his eyes still closed.
When he opened his eyes, he saw a pouting double-black in a sneaking position... He chuckled. There was one thing he would want to say right now... And that would be: The textbooks are right!
"I was supposed to surprise you..." Yuri said and stood up straight with his arms folded chest level. "And I thought you wouldn't be able to hear my footsteps..."
"Well, you have to do better than that..." Wolfram said with
CronaXMaka- Entwined 3Embarrassing SituationsCronaXMaka- Entwined 34 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Maka tore through the streets of Death City, her long pig tails trailing out behind her like ribbons. Green eyes shone with excitement, and she spun on the spot, running backwards as she called out to her companions behind her.
"Come on Crona! Catch up!"
The lanky teenager in question forced down a whimper, staggering along behind her. Ragnarok lounged spitefully on his head, laughing maliciously into his partner's ear.
"You heard her dumb ass, faster!! Seriously, Black Star needs to get you to work out more. You're pathetic!"
This caused Crona to pale visibly, and he shook his head, breaking out into a faster run than before, legs stretching out as far as his robes would allow.
"N-no!! Not that!! I don't know how to deal with more of his work outs!! He almost killed me last time!!"
"Well then get your ass moving!! Whiny little shit!"
Crona finally managed to catch up to the bubbly Meister, falling in beside her. She smiled happily beside him and slowed h
CronaXMaka- Entwined 6Mess Hall MayhemCronaXMaka- Entwined 64 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Stumbling along helplessly, Crona resisted the urge to groan as he was dragged bodily behind his beloved, Maka tugging him along by the crisp sleeve of his charcoal grey button up shirt. All the while he struggled hopelessly with the white tie hanging precariously from around his slender neck, trying desperately to fit it in place.
Why he was dressed the way he was, he didn't know, but Maka had insisted they dress at least somewhat formally for the occasion. Since this was the first official dinner on board their ship, Maka was adamant everyone would be dressed the same way, as if to make a good impression on those around them. Not only that, but Crona had a nagging feeling that the Meister was trying her best to impress those around them, as if she hoped to make up for their hopelessly late arrival by showing themselves off at their finest.
Trying his best to hide his stares, Crona looked away from the girl before him, watching her out of the corner of his eye.
Hasta el mas inocente sufre...Hasta el mas inocente sufre...2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Alguna vez has pensado... ¿porque te ha tocado una vida así? Si eres tan bueno con todos... ¿porque me pasa todo este mal? ¿Porque estuve destinado a que todo fuera así?...
Yo me he preguntado todo eso cada uno de mis días desde el accidente... desde que perdí lo único que me quedaba en la vida... desde que mi vida dio un giro drástico.
¿Creo que los estoy confundiendo un poco, no? Les contare la historia desde un principio... desde cuando dos personas, una llamada Mackenzie y uno llamado Ty se conocieron: mis padres.
Ambos se conocieron en una convocatoria de música, mi papa era un gran músico, lo cual cautivo al corazón de mi mama. Se conocieron mas... empezaron amigos y terminaron siendo novios. Tuvieron un romance largo y duradero...
Hasta que Best Year Ever llego
Mi mama se encargaba de su disquera y gracias a ellos despidieron a papa... ahí fue donde inicio la venganza hacia
CronaXMaka- Entwined 7The Angel and her Black Blooded ChampionCronaXMaka- Entwined 74 years ago in Romance More Like This
The smirking sun laughed wickedly in the early morning sky, washing its dull, warm waves of light onto the world beneath it. The light it gave bounced off the hull of the majestic Explorer of the Seas, seeming to mock the sun and the useless warmth it gave off. Sea birds screamed in the air as they darted and swerved away from the monstrous cruise ship, their spiteful mouths agape as they screamed their defiance. But the ship simply ignored them, ploughing on through the pacific ocean with almost regal grace.
Stirring in his sleep, Crona stretched beneath the covers, the warm light streaming through the open window of their suite, washing over him and warming his slender body. Not like he needed it, he was so warm already
Twisting beneath the glowing blanket, Crona felt something press down on his chest, something soft and warm wrapping itself around him and hugging his chest. But this barely registered to his sleep filled mi
A hause with three kids -Sly CA hause with three kids -Sly C5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sly and Carmelita was sitting in their living room talking.
"Are you tired honey?" Sly ask.
"a bit " she said, "I'm very tired for the moment, it's annoying."
"I have to get up at half past five tomorrow, its hard" Sly said, with a teasing smile.
Carmelita shook her head.
"I'm jealous of you When you're at work, Ben in kindergarten, and Carmen in the nursery, there's so quiet at home." She said, "Jennissy sleeps all the time, don't misunderstand me here it's nice that she's not a cry baby, but it's so quiet around here."
"Just enjoy your little vacation" He said.
"Huh well I'm going to bed know" Carmelita said smiling.
"Yeah do that, I'll just check on the kids, then I come join you in the bed" he said.
"I'm looking forward to it" she said and grinned, Sly grinned back.
Carmelita left the room, and Sly began to walk over to Jennissy's room. She was sleeping in her little cradle.
"Jennissy... So b
CroMa - Corrupted Fantasies~Prologue~CroMa - Corrupted Fantasies4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Madness. It consumes and destroys and corrupts. A darkness that spreads like a disease, and leaves little or nothing in its wake. Like the tides and the waves of the ocean, it laps hungrily at the shore, creeping further up the sand until it swallows everything, leaving nothing behind but never ending black.
And what can one do, but watch as it slowly eats you alive? From the inside out, from the outside in
Madness is corruption. Madness is disease. And like sin, it will only grow and expand.
Can you just let it be?
Purity. Gentle and warm, rich and sweet, it shatters the darkness and sets us free. Our saving grace, here to free us from the never ending tides, to pulls us back before we drift away. Kind yet firm, it's like the chains that hold us out over the abyss, keeping us from the never ending free fall, but never truly pulling us up. It's all we have left to cling too, and all we have left to save us from the fates we deserve. The fates that have been hand
PnF2: Un nuevo miembro en la familiaEra un hermoso dia en Danville. La casa Flynn Garcia-Shapiro estaba tranquila, por ahora...PnF2: Un nuevo miembro en la familia3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Una niña de tres años, llamada Marie, estaba jugando con su padre, Phineas Flynn, cuando entro Isabella.
Isabella: -Phineas, cariño... me duele mucho la panza...-
Phineas: -quieres que te lleve con un doctor?-
Isabella: -si... ay!-
Phineas: -Izzy! Tranquila, te voy a llevar-
Isabella solo sonrío y después hizo otra mueca de dolor.
Phineas: -Marie, te llevare con Thomas-
E inmediatamente, subieron al auto.
<<<<< Al llegar con los Fletcher... >>>>>
RAFA: Thera X Noam Drabbles (Part 1)RAFA: Thera X Noam Drabbles (Part one)RAFA: Thera X Noam Drabbles (Part 1)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
1) After Noam had placed Thera on the ground, she stared up at him and he stared right back at her. Then, in one swift motion, Thera had locked lips with Noam. Noam's eyes widened and he was only able to kiss back for about five seconds when she let go.
"S-Sorry..." Was all Thera could say before she ran off.
Noam's face was beet red when he walked over to Lilly. One look at his face and Lilly laughed and slapped him on the back.
"Nice work genius."
2) Thera screamed as they fell from the air, but Noam was prepared for this. Quickly, he grabbed Thera, tucked her under his arm and pulled the cord to his parachute.
Thera stopped screaming and stayed close to Noam as they fell down gently to the ground. Noam was the only person she could trust to save her in these situations. He was her anchor, but she was his angel and he couldn't let her get hurt.
As soon as they touched ground, the parachute fell over them and they stru
50 Words of DATRSummary: An Invader Zim one-shot. Fifty short prompts for the romance between a cunning female alien trying to conquer the Earth and the young boy-hero determined to save it.50 Words of DATR5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
At first Tak couldn't understand why Zim had chosen to actually give up Invading and settle for a quiet little exile on Earth. The more she was around Dib, though, the more she wondered if that little defective may have had the right idea for once.
He knew it wasn't healthy, he knew she must be working some kind of an angle, but her human disguise was so pretty, she actually listened when he talked I mean, spending more time with Tak couldn't really hurt, could it?
"Hey! I have evil plans that need foiling, quit hogging him!" Zim screamed, dragging Dib away from yet another evening spent at Tak'
Kiddy Pool fun pt 1Ben, Carmen and Jennissy are all in the living room playing with their little brother Luke, and little cousin Gabriel. Ben was showing Gabriel how to be a pirate, but all Gabriel was doing was chewing on the toys. Carmen and Jennissy are playing dress up with Luke, putting him in a little dress and even putting some make up on his face. Carmelita and Serena are doing some house work, so they have no idea that Carmen and Jennissy are doing that to their little brother. Conway and Sly went out a few hours ago, telling the kids they have a surprise for them when they got back.Kiddy Pool fun pt 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
As the Cooper children play, the front door opens, and two adult raccoons step inside, Sly and Conway. Sly was carrying some pizzas for the family and Conway was carrying a very big box. " Ugh, this damn box is heavy." Conway said as he struggles to carrying in the back. " Oh, come on Conway, you can do it." Sly taunted at Conway.
" Lift with your legs, come on a old lady can lift that up with ease."
Don't Feed the Plants Ch. 1Don't Feed the Plants!Don't Feed the Plants Ch. 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A Soul Eater/Little Shop of Horrors Crossover
On the 23rd day
Of the month of September,
In an early year of a decade
Not too long before our own,
The human race suddenly encountered
A deadly threat to its very existence.
And this terrifying enemy surfaced,
As such enemies often do,
In the seemingly most innocent
And unlikely of places . . .
The magenta-haired teenager woke with a startled yelp as his clock radio blared, catapulting to an upright position on his cot. The wheeled bed shook in his wake and creaked to a slow stop as the feminine boy gripped the sides of the aged mattress cushioning him. The thin, white sheets once wrapped around him slumped off his frail frame and onto the cold concrete floor. The song, lightly infiltrated by static, echoed throughout the small basement and bounced off its cracked walls, up the staircase and sneaked under its exit door into the flower shop above his head. W