SP: The switchIt was a beautiful Saturday morning and as per usual Liane Cartman took her only son for a play date at the Stotch household, in hopes that their disciplined son, Butters, will have a good effect on her lil' bundle of terror, Eric.SP: The switch4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Isn't it great that our kids get along so well?" Said Mr. Stotch, proudly, sipping a cup of tea. He was sitting in their, tidy, orderly to the point of madness kitchen with his wife and Mrs. Cartman. It was a lovely kitchen that came in bright garish colors, no one in South Park knew NOT to pit as many complementary colors as they could in one room. Their, adorable, well-behaved kids were out of sight in the living room because, if they weren't out of sight it would be hard to remember that they were adorable and well-behaved.
"Oh yes, I'm so happy!" agreed Mrs. Cartman. "My lil' poopsie's other friends are all such troublemakers" She lied lightheartedly.
Meanwhile, in the living room, Butters was hanging upside down from the ceiling. It was one of the reas
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
Adventures of Pocahontas + John Rolfe: Ch 1Adventures of Pocahontas + John Rolfe: Ch 15 months ago in Romance More Like This
Synopsis: This story picks up where the sequel left off. Pocahontas and John Rolfe are on the ship back to Virginia, hoping to spend the rest of their lives together in peace. What they stumble upon instead are a series of adventures and misadventures. Together, they discover that the road to happily-ever-after is paved with many more obstacles than they could have ever imagined. Characters and universe owned by Disney.
For a more enjoyable place to read this fanfiction, please go to http://figment.com/books/775424-Adventures-of-Pocahontas-and-John-Rolfe.
Chapter 1: http://ncfwhitetigress.deviantart.com/art/The-Adventures-of-Pocahontas-and-John-Rolfe-Ch-1-445010657
Chapter 2: http://ncfwhitetigress.deviantart.com/art/The-Adventures-of-Pocahontas-and-John-Rolfe-Ch-2-445722966
Chapter 3: http://ncfwhitetigress.deviantart.com/art/The-Adventures-of-Pocahontas-and-John-Rolfe-Ch-3-446519143
Chapter 4: http://ncfwhitetigress.deviantart.com/art/The-Adventures-of-Pocahontas-and-John-Rolf
Sparrow:.Roz 1Rozdział 1 - WampirSparrow:.Roz 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Mimo tego, co przyrzekł sobie Sadusky, eksperymenty na Blanche Sparrow miały miejsce jeszcze bardzo często. Nie były jednak nieetyczne. Po prostu sprawdzano jak Blanche zachowa się w danej sytuacji.
Nauczono ją korzystać z zegarka. Dostała nawet jeden, na energię słoneczną. Tu w Trójkącie było dużo słońca. Zauważyła, że wszyscy tu bardzo dbali o ekologię. Zabroniono jej wychodzić z kwatery głównej, znajdującej się w centrum miasta. Dostała swój własny pokój, i chociaż był malutki, dla niej nie stanowiło to problemu miała bowiem okno wychodzące na równiny za miastem. Mogła godzinami obserwować horyzont, a przy okazji zmieniała się to w człowieka, to w wróbla.
Przez kilka pierwszych dni zabraniano jej opuszcza
EPIC! RAP! BATTLES ! OF HISTOORY!EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYEPIC! RAP! BATTLES ! OF HISTOORY!1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
THE MEN IN BLACK
Ooooooooh Kay and Jay are about to be slayed
All day and the Worms are too short to play
On this ride at any given time
So try to take us on and you're bound to get slimed
Yeah, we're a small business, not government endorsed
And we still do a better job, didn't see stop a Xenomorph
We'll solve all your problems, no matter how odd
Even though you'll find I am not a god.
If you want to overthrow us.
You should at least learn how to rhyme.
We've saved the planet at least twice.
AND we traveled back in time.
We are galaxy defenders.
I admit your song's a hoot.
But you're all so underpaid.
You can't even afford a suit.
We blew up a cockroach.
You destroyed Mr. Stay Puft.
You didn't need a sequel.
Face it. Just one was enough.
Sorry, guys. You've reached your stop.
And we're here to punch your ticket.
Just face it, you're all old news.
Wolfram's Sick DayDisclaimer: I don't own Kyou Kara Maou!Wolfram's Sick Day4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Wolfram's Sick Day
Wolfram looked from left to right with his eyes closed. He was trying to sense where his fiancé was without having to open his eyes... It might sound childish, but he was eager to try if what he read in the textbooks were true... It states that a Mazoku with very strong feeling for a person could sense that person even with one's eyes closed. He was just trying... There's no harm in that, is there?
The blonde sensed something...
"To the right...!" Wolfram thought and turned to his right with his eyes still closed.
When he opened his eyes, he saw a pouting double-black in a sneaking position... He chuckled. There was one thing he would want to say right now... And that would be: The textbooks are right!
"I was supposed to surprise you..." Yuri said and stood up straight with his arms folded chest level. "And I thought you wouldn't be able to hear my footsteps..."
"Well, you have to do better than that..." Wolfram said with
Symbiotic Insanity PrologueSymbiotic InsanitySymbiotic Insanity Prologue3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A CroMa Fanfic
It has Been 2 years since Crona met Maka, and moved into Death City, and it has been a year and a half since Crona moved in with Maka, Soul, and Blair. It has been a year since Soul started dating Blair. It has been a year and a half since Kid started dating Patty, and it has been a year since Black Star and Tsubaki started dating. Nearly everyone in the group has found someone to truly love, all except for Maka and Crona. Only Soul and Blair can tell just how Crona feel s about Maka, and how Maka feels for Crona, but they can also tell that Maka does not feel as strongly towards Crona, as Crona does towards her. To Make Things even weirder, Eruka, Free, and the Mizune Sisters were allowed to live in Death City, and Free and Eruka had started dating a year ago.
Recently, in Death City, there has been something shining in the sky, it started out as a spec, but now looks like a star, a star that appears at both day and night. It's a Purple star,
Good Company--Hikaru+HaruhiThe ocean licked his toes with the steadfast confidence that he would play with it and go running through the waves. Instead, he stood and watched the ebb and flow on the waves, turned pale greenish-blue by their proximity to the shore. He stared with almost complete disinterest. The club had not brought the girls this time and so he had no need for a happy face nor a debonaire attitude. It was satisfactory to stare at the ocean and breathe the salty air it sent him. Being with everyone was great, but being alone some times well, that was nice too.Good Company--Hikaru+Haruhi3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hikaru!" He heard and turned towards the voice. Kaoru was waving at him, a football field's length away. Hikaru waved back and started walking, the waves grasping desperately at his ankles, begging him to stay.
"It's time for lunch," Kaoru told his brother as they met, both powdered by salt and sand, "What were you doing all the way out here?" He asked, concern passing briefly over his face. Hikaru shrugged.
"Enjoying the view," he sa
If I Die Young - Sess-KagIf I Die Young - Sess-Kag4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Maybe she had known after all what the small token had meant. Maybe that is why she had never taken it off. She had known how much he loved her but his pride was too big for him to admit it. He had been foolish. Hell he had been stupid. He should have told her so. Now it was far too late to utter those words. Far too late to say I love you. *songfic**oneshot* Warning:character death S/K
If I Die Young
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or his friends.
Song: If I Die Young by The Band Perry
Warning: Contains character death and may induce crying! Proceed with caution you have been warned.
A/N: Newly revised and edited for errors
He stared at her lifeless body sprawled in his arms. Blood soaked his kosode and hakama from the wound that blemished the little human's body. Her cerulean eyes were dull and lifeless no longer holding the warmth they once had held.
Tears formed in his golden eyes, but he shed none. He refused
The Sinners - 01The Sinners - 013 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
+NOTAS DEL AUTOR:
¿Cómo están? Bueno, me presento, me pueden llamar Wingzemon X, y éste es el primer fanfic que escribo basado en la serie animada de Teen Titans, y de hecho es la primera historia que escribo sin estar basado en algún Anime o Manga japonés. Igual espero que les guste y me den sus opiniones. Antes de entrar a la historia, deseo mencionar algunas notas aclaratorias:
1. Esta historia se encuentra completamente basada en la serie animada de Teen Titans, creado por Glen Murakami y producida por Warner Bros. Animation. La trama se encuentra sobre la línea temporal de dicha serie, ubicada unos meses después del capítulo final.
2. En este Fanfic se omite lo ocurrido en la película Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo.
3. En algunos capítulos se hace referencias a acontec
CronaXMaka- Entwined 7The Angel and her Black Blooded ChampionCronaXMaka- Entwined 73 years ago in Romance More Like This
The smirking sun laughed wickedly in the early morning sky, washing its dull, warm waves of light onto the world beneath it. The light it gave bounced off the hull of the majestic Explorer of the Seas, seeming to mock the sun and the useless warmth it gave off. Sea birds screamed in the air as they darted and swerved away from the monstrous cruise ship, their spiteful mouths agape as they screamed their defiance. But the ship simply ignored them, ploughing on through the pacific ocean with almost regal grace.
Stirring in his sleep, Crona stretched beneath the covers, the warm light streaming through the open window of their suite, washing over him and warming his slender body. Not like he needed it, he was so warm already
Twisting beneath the glowing blanket, Crona felt something press down on his chest, something soft and warm wrapping itself around him and hugging his chest. But this barely registered to his sleep filled mi
CronaXMaka- Entwined 3Embarrassing SituationsCronaXMaka- Entwined 33 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Maka tore through the streets of Death City, her long pig tails trailing out behind her like ribbons. Green eyes shone with excitement, and she spun on the spot, running backwards as she called out to her companions behind her.
"Come on Crona! Catch up!"
The lanky teenager in question forced down a whimper, staggering along behind her. Ragnarok lounged spitefully on his head, laughing maliciously into his partner's ear.
"You heard her dumb ass, faster!! Seriously, Black Star needs to get you to work out more. You're pathetic!"
This caused Crona to pale visibly, and he shook his head, breaking out into a faster run than before, legs stretching out as far as his robes would allow.
"N-no!! Not that!! I don't know how to deal with more of his work outs!! He almost killed me last time!!"
"Well then get your ass moving!! Whiny little shit!"
Crona finally managed to catch up to the bubbly Meister, falling in beside her. She smiled happily beside him and slowed h
CroMa - Corrupted Fantasies~Prologue~CroMa - Corrupted Fantasies3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Madness. It consumes and destroys and corrupts. A darkness that spreads like a disease, and leaves little or nothing in its wake. Like the tides and the waves of the ocean, it laps hungrily at the shore, creeping further up the sand until it swallows everything, leaving nothing behind but never ending black.
And what can one do, but watch as it slowly eats you alive? From the inside out, from the outside in
Madness is corruption. Madness is disease. And like sin, it will only grow and expand.
Can you just let it be?
Purity. Gentle and warm, rich and sweet, it shatters the darkness and sets us free. Our saving grace, here to free us from the never ending tides, to pulls us back before we drift away. Kind yet firm, it's like the chains that hold us out over the abyss, keeping us from the never ending free fall, but never truly pulling us up. It's all we have left to cling too, and all we have left to save us from the fates we deserve. The fates that have been hand
CronaXMaka- Entwined 1Encounters and FarewellsCronaXMaka- Entwined 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Crona is Male in this Fanfic
The grinning moon hung lazily over the looming mass that was Death City, its insane eyes watching the world below it with undisguised amusement and a disturbing eagerness. Its eerie light lengthened the city shadows, darkening the alleyways between the larger buildings, plunging them into deep and impenetrable darkness.
It was in one of these dark and dingy alleyways that Scythe Meister Maka Albarn stood, green eyes wide, whirling this way and that, her body shaking uncontrollably. Her massive Death Scythe shook in her gloved hands, the red and black blade reflecting its own inner light, pulses throbbing along its length. It bet like a wild bird in her hands, not only reminding her that she was not alone, but that she had a right to be afraid.
"Maka, calm down! This isn't cool at all!" her Death Scythe Soul Eater shouted, his face appearing on the blade, his red eyes wide as he tried desperately to soothe his panicking Meist
Unexpected LoveUnexpected Love4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Kagome was sitting on the ground as tears ran down her cheeks, "Why? Why did you have to leave?" she said as she balled her hands up and covered her eyes as she continued sobbing. Then she looked up at the grave marker and read the inscription that was so beautifully carved into the stone, "Inuyasha". There was a bouquet of yellow lilies and pink roses, that Sango had brought to show her respect, laying in front of it. Kagome rubbed her hand over Inuyasha's name and then laid down on the wet ground in front of it as more tears ran down her face. Her clothes were soaked due to it had been raining all day. "Inuyasha..........why? Why did you have to leave me?" she murmured as raindrops fell on her face. She curled up into fetal position and just laid there sobbing, until she exhausted herself and closed her eyes.
Sesshomaru was walking down the path to the cliff side when he caught a very
Lost and then FoundWhat makes my heart skip a beat?Lost and then Found3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The feeling of loneness, the feeling of security, the feeling of tenderness?
Or the promise of seeing your smile again, and feeling myself get lost in it.
My first taste of love took me years to find,
So I cling to it when I feel the Madness in my mind.
I cling to it when the world feels ever the more lonely,
I cling to it when I once again I'm reminded that you aren't here with me.
A memory of a girl I once knew.
That someday, I will see again.
I imagine that time when we meet,
It fills me with hope to continue on and find you.
You are searching for me,
So why not I search for you?
If there comes a point when you feel lost,
Don't worry for I'll be there to call out to you.
And when I see the tears fall down your eyes,
I'll hurry towards you.
Embracing you tight!
Trust in me, Maka!
When we see each other again, I'll make this promise to you.
"Always and forever, I will be lost next to your side."
Love can be a fragile yet powerful thing.
A thing all hum
A Kataang Fafiction-Chapter10A KATAANG FANFICTION: CHAPTER 10A Kataang Fafiction-Chapter104 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Katara's nerves were all twisted in knots. Her heart was fluttering and pounding like a caged bird. It was the morning of the wedding day, and she was already about to pass out. She paced around the living room anxiously, chewing her bottom lip and twisting a strand of her hair.
Toph sat on the floor a few feet away. Stretching, she said, "Relax, Sugar Queen. It's not like it's your wedding day or anything."
Katara shot Toph a look she couldn't see. "Toph, this is a serious thing." She wiped her clammy hands off on her shirt. "I'm just nervous."
Toph yawned. "I would help you out, but I've never been married, so it looks like you're on your own on this subject."
Katara was about to retort when she was suddenly swept into the air from behind. She gave out a small squeak, her heart rate4 spiking. She placed a hand over her chest as Aang's infectious laughter chimed in her ears. She landed with a gentle thud, and Aang whirled her around to fa
Nisha SantannaNisha Santanna3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Name: Nisha Santanna
Age: 17 Years Old
D.O.B: 6th June
Siblings: Austin(brother), Erica(sister)
Nisha was born a Demon, as was her brother and sister were. Her parents are originally human, they were injected and turned into Half Demon and Half Human. Nisha has more of the Demon DNA, but the human DNA allows her to do her job. The job of her type of family is to cross into a human and live in their soul to protect them, the Higher Lord and Lady choose which human they live with and they MUST obey. If they do not they will most likely be punished. Nisha is the youngest in her family and now the last, as her family were brutally murdered. No-one knows who or what killed her family, but she was taken in by the High Lord and Lady. They took her in because she was born into one of the most powerful family's, and was now th last one of her kind. When Nisha turned 16, she was assigned to a human; Nikola Joules. The Lo
Can't Think Of A Title prt2Maka burst out of bedroom dragging Crona behind like a toddler with it's blanket. On her way out the door, she almost forgot about Soul.Can't Think Of A Title prt24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Soul! You coming?" He was nowhere in sight, but that didn't mean he wasn't there. She heard muffled screaming, from what seemed to be coming from the coat closet. She raised an eyebrow in confusion. "Soul?" Then she heard Blair's voice.
"Oh, it's okay Maka! Soul's gonna hang here with Blair for a little while.." Maka heard more yelling.
She didn't want to get involved, so she just said "Alright.. we should be out for a few hours, don't hang back too long though!" She got behind Crona and pushed him out the door and slammed the it behind her.
Death the Kid, Liz and Patty Thompson, Tsubaki Natsukasa, and Black Star were making their way to the basketball court when they heard Maka call from behind.
"Hey guys!" they turned around to see not just Maka, but her tugging Crona behind. And he was in a black plaid skirt. Patty started laughing and Liz smiled.
CronaXMaka- Entwined 6Mess Hall MayhemCronaXMaka- Entwined 63 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Stumbling along helplessly, Crona resisted the urge to groan as he was dragged bodily behind his beloved, Maka tugging him along by the crisp sleeve of his charcoal grey button up shirt. All the while he struggled hopelessly with the white tie hanging precariously from around his slender neck, trying desperately to fit it in place.
Why he was dressed the way he was, he didn't know, but Maka had insisted they dress at least somewhat formally for the occasion. Since this was the first official dinner on board their ship, Maka was adamant everyone would be dressed the same way, as if to make a good impression on those around them. Not only that, but Crona had a nagging feeling that the Meister was trying her best to impress those around them, as if she hoped to make up for their hopelessly late arrival by showing themselves off at their finest.
Trying his best to hide his stares, Crona looked away from the girl before him, watching her out of the corner of his eye.