Career Day "Roxanne please! Don't make me do this by myself!" Megamind begged holding onto his wife's hand as she raced to grab her purse.
"Megamind you'll be just fine." She said, giving him a smile. "Now let my hand go. I need to go to work and you need to get Claire ready for school." He began to stutter trying to convince her to stay so she grabbed his face and gently squeezed it. "Megamind. You are a super genius. Going to Career Day for your daughter is a small task compared to taking down the Doom Syndicate! You can do this!" she finished giving him a kiss. As she was rushing out the door she called back "I laid Claire's clothes out on her bed for you! Do not where your cape, collar, or spikes!"
"What!?" he cried.
"I love you!" she called before shutting the door.
Megamind stared at the door for a few minutes before processing what she said. Looking over to the clock, his eyes widened; 7:35. Claire's
Sick Day "Sir, I don't think this is a very good idea." Minion said, handing his master their latest weapon. Megamind had woken up this morning sicker than a dog and he still wanted to continue with their plan for today.Sick Day5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Megamind blew it off, placing the ray next to him on his table. "Enough Minion. We have a shedule to keep!"
"Schedule, Sir." Minion corrected.
Megamind ignored him asking "Is the destruct-o-tron ready?"
Minion sighed "Yes, Sir."
"Good. Now go get Roxanne." Megamind commanded.
Minion tried one last time to deter him "Sir, why don't you take a sick day? Seeing as how this is your job, so to speak, you can call in sick!"
Megamind glared at him "Evil does not take sick days Minion, now go get Miss. Ritchi!"
"Fine." Minion sighed before grabbing the spray can and heading to the reporter's apartment.
Snow Day "Hurry up daddy!!" Claire cried as she jumped up and down in her haste to get out of the lair. It was more of a really big house now, but still. She was a bit sad that Minion couldn't come with them, but Megamind still had to fix his indoor heating system.Snow Day5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I'm coming!" Megamind cried back as he wrapped his black and blue striped scarf around his neck. Megamind was sporting thick dark jeans with a black shirt and sweater. He wore a long heavy black jacket, his black cloves, (minus the spikes) his boots, and his brand new dark blue snow hat. He was quite warm and where they were headed that was a good thing.
"The snow's not going anywhere, Claire, relax." Roxanne said as she came into the hall pulling on her red gloves with white fur at the end. Roxanne was wearing her 'Santa shirt' as Claire called it. It was a dark red turtleneck sweater with a hood that had white fur laced around the edge of her hood. Her coat was a long thick white one that Megamind had bought her last year
Megamind 100 Word Challenge 871. ObsessionMegamind 100 Word Challenge 85 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Minion, can we please leave?" Megamind begged. They were at the thrift store where Minion was feeding his obsession; fish bowls.
"Sir, we just got here and besides," Minion said turning to him "we went to Lowes and Sears. Now it's the thrift store then the Kitchen Corner."
Megamind looked at the creepy cat woman, behind the counter, who owned the store. "Can we just leave? That woman over is giving me the cripes!"
"The creeps, Sir."
"That one too."
Minion rolled his eyes as the woman started to hiss. Megamind and Minion looked at her. "Yeah we can leave."
72. Mischief Managed
"Time to go back to jail, Megamind." Metro Man said, dropping the blue villain next to the police.
Megamind smiled despite being carted off to jail "I promise it won't be a long stay."
Metro Man ignored him saying "Mischief managed."
Roxanne looked at him from where she had been set down before rolling her eyes a bit. "I must say a job well done!" She said at last.
"Well, all in a day'
At A Loss As Roxanne walked up to the once evil lair, she hoped she looked alright. She had on regular jeans, her sneakers, a pretty, light blue shirt that had ruffles along the neckline, and a dark brown jacket on. She sighed 'Oh well'. She entered the lair with a happy smile only to have it replaced by shock as a brain-bot zoomed past her almost hitting her in the head. Once it saw who she was, however, it zoomed back and started to move its body like it was wagging its tail while making a sort of metal barking sound that also came with a happy panting (if it could breath). Roxanne laughed and petted the little robot on the head, its blue electricity chasing her fingers "Did you miss me?" she asked as it barked again. Only when it got enough praise from her did it resume what it was doing and go on it's marry way. She watched it disappear before fully entering the lair. She was greeted with a site that she had grown to love, brain-bots zooming through the air, Minion doing hiAt A Loss5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A Mega ProposalCHAPTER 1A Mega Proposal5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Roxanne rode on her stationary bike while looking over invention blue prints that her assistant had asked her to read. They were very good; she could hardly put them down. She was to judge if they were good enough to send one of friends in the inventing business. Roxanne Ritchi worked for KMCP News Channel 8 and was the editor in chief for the entire station. So she had just a few connections. Finally finishing her morning workout, and went to take a shower, then went and had breakfast all the while still reading the inventions blue prints.
Megamind's Valentines Megamind slowly crept off his hover bike and onto her balcony. Minion fell in beside him just as quiet. The blue Villain smiled at how ingenious his plan was. It was so perfect even she had to believe it would work. He pulled out his De-gun and wrapped his long fingers around the glass door that led into her apartment. He pulled the door open ever so quietly and stepped inside.Megamind's Valentines5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Everything was silent except for running water telling him that she was in the kitchen. He was about to make a grand entrance when something grander happened. "SHIT!" Roxanne cried. Megamind and Minion were so surprised to hear this they simply stood there for a moment looking towards the kitchen. They didn't have much time to do anything else however, because Roxanne came racing into her living room, where they were, carrying books, magazines, socks and a clicker. She didn't even make a note to look up before she sighed. "Ugh! Could you guys not kidnap me today! I'm ki
Megamind 100 Word Challenge 981. Pen and PaperMegamind 100 Word Challenge 95 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Megamind was sitting on his chair thinking. He was terribly bored and wanted something to do when suddenly, an idea came. He sat up straight "Minion!"
"Quick, write this down!"
Minion nodded and went to write it down, but he couldn't find a pen and paper. "I can't find anything to write with."
"Minion, hurry up!!"
Minion went as fast as he could but when he came back, all he had was a dull purple pencil. "Here you go, Sir!"
Megamind took the pencil and paper than cried "Where's the sharpener?!"
"We don't have one!"
"Get me a knife!"
82. Can You Hear Me?
Roxanne walked out onto her balcony, not caring that the wind whipped around her, freezing her to the core. She looked up at the sky 'I miss you.' She thought. After nothing came she asked silently 'Can you hear me?'
Suddenly, she felt a blanket wrap around her shoulders. Turning to the side, she saw Megamind smiling sweetly. Not able to hold them back anymore, she let the tears fall
Megamind 100 Word Challenge 651. SportMegamind 100 Word Challenge 65 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I need to find a way to get my social life going." Megamind said to his friend one day.
Minion thought "Well, you can try out for the football team." He offered with a smile.
"Good idea, Minion." Megamind said smiling. "I'll try a sport. Perhaps I'll try that game called Football that Metro Dude plays."
Over the next few weeks Megamind and Minion worked to try and get Megamind in shape.
When tryouts came he was utterly pulverized. Lying on the ground Minion walked up to him "Maybe you should just be the water boy for the basketball team."
52. Deep in Thought
Megamind had a rather large dilemma on his hands. He was in the lair, deep in thought, trying to find a way to solve his problem. How could he make this right? He sighed loudly then finally called out to his best friend "Minion!"
"Yes, Sir?" Minion called from somewhere in the lair.
"How am I supposed to be Metrocity's new hero when I still have all my evil inventions!?"
Minion came around the corner
The Disguise, Chapter One Roxanne and "Bernard" leaned forward, over the table, and kissed. This time, Roxanne's hand touched only "Bernard'"s hand, and the watch made no noise, didn't move, and stayed stationary. When they released, they smiled and looked into each others' eyes with love. Roxanne knew this was the man she wanted to be with forever.The Disguise, Chapter One5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Roxanne looked down at the ring on her finger for perhaps the hundreth time that night, running her fingers over the strange stone just to make sure it was really there. Roxanne didn't know why Bernard had given her a ruby with a sapphire swirl as an engagement ring instead of a diamond, but she loved it far more than she ever would have loved a regular diamond.
Any man could think to get their fiancé a diamond ring, but only Bernard would give her something so wonderful, so unique, and so beautiful. She never wanted to take it off, ever, and she turned and told him that.
Megamind 100 Word Challenge 761. Fairy TaleMegamind 100 Word Challenge 75 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Roxanne smiled, looking at Megamind and Minion talking to one another. She couldn't help but think how wonderful her life turned out to be. Well, she had a lot of living yet to do, but so far, it was a great life.
"Sir! It's my turn to play!"
"Minion! It is my game, so it's my turn!"
"You've been on it for an hour! It is my turn!"
Roxanne sighed as they continued to fight. So that's what they were doing.
Okay, so maybe it wasn't a perfect fairy tale, but it was still a dream come true to her.
Sometimes Megamind talked too much. Now Roxanne liked to hear him speak about his inventions and she loved to see how happy it made him, but sometimes he just started to ramble. It wasn't long before she learned just what to do in these situations. First she would try to get his attention by talking, but that never worked, at least when he was on a roll. Next she would try to hold his hand, but that also never worked. The thing she knew always worked was a ki
Megamind 100 Word Challenge 541. TeamworkMegamind 100 Word Challenge 55 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Alright Minion," Megamind said looking to his friend "when I give the signal, flip the switch."
"You got it, sir!" Minion said, nodding as he got ready.
Megamind fiddled with his machine for a few more minutes. Finally he turned his head and pulled one of the many strings tight saying "Now, Minion!"
Minion flipped the switch turning the machine on. Both aliens then ran as fast as they could, outside the lair. There, fireworks were then promptly released and a large banner reading 'Happy Fantastic Birthday Megamind' flew up.
Megamind looked up at it, smiling happily "Good teamwork, Minion!"
42. Standing Still
"Sir, please." Minion begged "You have to stand still. If you don't, I could accidently poke you." Minion was making Megamind his fist super Villain costume and this was his first fitting.
Megamind rolled his eyes. "Oh please, Minion. Stop being such a drama queen. It's not the end of the world. Besides, I can move around if I please." Not a second later
Megamind: UnpredictableMegamind sighed. Two weeks had passed since he had saved the city from Titan, and still people were swarming him when he stepped outside. It had gotten so bad he had put on his holo-watch and changed into Bernard, just for the chance to walk the town peacefully. He blended in and he liked it. That was how he had ended up sitting on the park bench the very same park that he had spent time lying under a tree with the one woman who made him question his life of villainy altogether head resting in his hands. It was good to get away from it all and just be alone; Minion was his best friend, but there were times when the little fish could get annoying.Megamind: Unpredictable5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Megamind was thinking, wondering how his life could have changed so fast and so suddenly. He knew that while things had changed for the moment, they would soon go back to the way they were. An entire city didn't just forget years of villainy and eighty-five life sentences just because he saved them once. The heroic bou
Never Seen Her Cry "Minion!" Megamind yelled.Never Seen Her Cry5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Coming!" Minion cried racing to his master and best friend. He found his master loitering above his work table with a pencil in hand and paper on the table. "What can I do for you, Sir?" the fish asked cheerfully.
"Tell me what you think?" Megamind said as he raised his design so that Minion could see it. "It's my new design for the city's firefighters!" he said happily.
"That's great, Sir!" Minion said back just as happy, although he had know idea what it was or how it worked. He was happy because Megamind was happy.
"Boys?!" Both males turned toward the direction where the sound had come from. "Where are you?!" Roxanne Richie called as she walked father into the lab.
Megamind's smile grew wider as he dropped his pencil and hurried to meet his reporter girlfriend. "Roxanne!" he said happily once he saw her. He was so happy to see her he picked her up
Sick Day part 3 "Hurry Minion!" Megamind called "We don't want to be late!" Megamind, Minion and Roxanne had made a date to go to the movies! He was very excited. It was his first time going to a movie theater to watch the movie instead of destroy it.Sick Day part 35 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Coming." Minion said behind him. Megamind turned around and was a bit shocked at what he saw. Minion wasn't smiling, he was barley swimming, his fins were drooped to the side, his eyes were puffy and watery, his scales looked red and inflamed and every so often he would gasp at the top of his dome.
"Minion what's wrong with you?!" Megamind asked worriedly.
"Nothing, I'm perfectly-" he then started to cough. Megamind watched anxiously until he stopped "-fine." He finished with a weak smile.
Megamind looked at him "Yeah, and pigs fly." He said.
"Why are they flying?" Megamind and Minion turned around to see Roxanne walking into the room.
Finding Megamind, Chapter One "Miss Ritchi, what a surprise, meeting you here," Megamind said as the bag was removed from her head. "Such a small world!" Roxanne smirked back at him from the chair.Finding Megamind, Chapter One5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Yes, so small it could fit on your personality." Megamind scowled, but not for the usual length of time.
"Not your best comeback," Megamind informed the snarky reporter. "I was expecting something a little more...You."
"Sorry, I guess the stress must be getting to me. After all, it's not easy to break my ribs laughing every other week and still be expected to contribute," she answered a bit sarcastically.
"Nice to know you enjoy yourself at my expense," Megamind muttered. "Listen, your boyfriend in tights is already on his way, so let's make this quick."
"What do you have in mind today, Megamind?" Roxanne asked. "A deathray? A clever trap loaded wi
Megamind - Wake Up CallMegamind - Wake Up Call5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
WAKE UP CALL
A Megamind Fanfiction
by Ryuko DragonHalf
Normally, the insistent barking of his brain bots was swiftly appeased by tossing a random tool he didn't need at that particular moment. Their chatter would fade to the other end of the Lair, allowing him a few more minutes of work before they would either return, or (if Daddy had run out of patience) find some other chore to perform. It seemed like an odd programming choice for a fleet of robotic drones, but Megamind stood by his ingenuity. His brain bots were attentive, loyal, and could coordinate a laser-light show complete with fog in under four minutes - ergo, the perfect assistant!
Except for today, it seemed. Megamind had been poring over blueprints for a while; he was so wrapped up in his work, he'd thrown three wrenches, four pencils, and a broken keyboard at a persistent brain bot before realizing it hadn't left at all. He finally glanced up with a frown, opened his mouth to berate the disobedient machine
MM: Your HairFifteen-year-old Roxanne sipped her soda with a bored expression as her two friend chatted away without a care in the world. The teen looked to her side to find the people within the café celebrating the New Year.MM: Your Hair5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Roxanne felt old.
With a heavy sigh, she rubbed the back of her neck and felt her long hair get tangled between her fingers. She grunted softly in annoyance as she tried to separate her hand, but it kept proving to be futile. Her friends finally broke from their 'deep' conversation on who was dating whom and stared at her in amusement. She glared at them. "What?" she asked in a sarcastic manner.
"You should get your hair cut." Friend one said. Friend two nodded in agreement. Since Roxanne entered high school, she kept telling her friends she would chop her hair off- leave it short like a boys. However, her parents refused to let her do such a thing. And thus- her dream hair cut died very early.
The annoyed teen shrugged her shoulders and managed to remove her
Megamind 100 Word Challenge 1091. DrowningMegamind 100 Word Challenge 105 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After brushing his teeth, Megamind walked back into the office. Looking around at all his stuff, that he stole, he sighed. Now what? He ordered one of his brain-bots to set up the TV they had stolen so he could watch. For a villain he seemed to be drowning in his own self pity along with a bit of gilt over what he had done. Turning it to channel 8, he started to watch Roxanne. "He was always there for us. Dependable. Perhaps we took her for granted. Maybe we never know how good we have it until it's gone."
92. All That I Have
Roxanne walked into the lair smiling at how 'at home' she felt. "Megamind!" she called, looking around for her blue genius.
"In here!" he called back. She smiled and went to him.
When she got there a small Brain-Bot raced up to her making her laugh. "Who's this?"
"Your new Brain-Bot." Megamind replied.
"You're giving it to me?"
"Roxanne, I'd give you all that I have." He answered sweetly.
She smiled before hugging him and giving him a ki
Thank you Ch. 3 "So what are we doing again?" Megamind asked as Roxanne finished tying his tie.Thank you Ch. 35 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She sighed "I told you, we're going to the gala held at your museum tonight." she finished and took a step back to look at her work then added "I told you that three times already. Why are you so distracted?"
Megamind sighed "I don't know, and I'm sorry I keep forgetting."
Roxanne smiled and kissed him on the cheek "It's alright, I forgive you." she took another step back and twirled her brand new blue dress that she had bought just for this occasion. It was a rather simple dress, but it had blue beads that outlined the neck line, waist line and the swirls sowed into the top of the dress. "How do I look?" she asked.
"Stunning." he said simply before taking a step back of his own and fixing his tie. Megamind was wearing a tuxedo tonight sporting his brand new blue tie that Roxanne had bought him when she had bought the
Megamind 100 word Challenge1. IntroductionMegamind 100 word Challenge5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He walked up to the edge of the street shaking with excitement. His first day of school and he couldn't wait to see what it would be like. He would be with others his age and maybe even make friends.
He already had a very faithful friend he wouldn't change for the world, but he wanted others too.
Finally making it to the class room he looked up and smiled nervously at the many faces staring back at him. The teacher looked up at him "What are you?"
He stood in front of the class trembling. "My name is Syx."
"How do I tell her, she makes my heartbeat quicken.
How do I tell her, she makes my knees wobble and weaken?
She takes my very breath from me, how do I tell her this?
How do I tell her, she gives me a strange feeling in the pit of my stomach?
There is no meaning in the absence of her, how do I tell her this?
How do I tell her, that she is the love of my life?
How do I do that, Minion?" Megamind asked
Minion smiled at his best friend and master "J
All It TakesSometimes Megamind wondered how it all happened. It's not as if he planned on falling in love with the reporter he routinely kidnapped. Of course, he knew that she was very attractive by human standards, and certainly by his own, but initially Roxanne was just a pawn. Megamind saw her as a means to get to MetroMan, and as usual, he was right. Steal the woman, hide her, gloat and banter, and then cue the ensuing battle that ends in inevitable failure. All of that was perfectly clear to Megamind. But what he didn't understand was at which point did he stop seeing her as bait and start seeing her as the woman he loved?All It Takes5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Perhaps it was because she was the only other human he was connected to, besides the Warden and his prison family, which was touch and go at best. Although unwillingly, Roxanne spent alot of time in Megamind's company. It was nice to know that someone would talk to him, even if it was mainly disparaging comments directed at him. He admired her attitude, and was often supris
If Things Had Been Different 1 "This isn't the real observatory!" Roxanne cried as the opening of the real observatory slammed shut on Metro Man.If Things Had Been Different 15 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ready the deathray, Minion!" Megamind ordered. "Over here, old friend," he called, directing this last part at Metro Man. "In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!"
"You can't trap justice! It's an idea; a belief!" Metro Man told Megamind.
"But even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!"
"Justice is a non-corrosive metal!"
"But metals can be melted by the heat of ravahnge!"
"It's revenge, and it's best served cold!"
"But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!"
"Well, I think your warranty is about to expire!"
If Things Had Been Different 9 Roxanne sat on the bed that had been provided for her. They couldn't let her go now that she knew where they were at, so they were keeping her locked in their undersea lair. She didn't mind, really. After all she had been through, she didn't want to go back. But she didn't know how to approach Megamind after such an awkward conversation. In the end, after all was said and done, nothing that needed to be said was said. The air was still coursing with unchanneled feelings and unspoken words.If Things Had Been Different 95 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Since there were only two cave-rooms suitable for sleeping, and Megamind had given her his bed, Roxanne had decided the only course of action she could take was to talk to him at bedtime. So she waited.
Until at last a short, slim figure in blue and black snuck in, trying to go unseen in the dark as he crept towards his sleeping
A Long Talk Roxanne reached to her purse as she heard her phone go off, flipping it open to find that Megamind had finally replied to her text.A Long Talk5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The texting session had begun when Roxanne had checked her phone that morning to find a text from her favorite blue hero. The subject was entitled, "Watching Television", which to Roxanne had come to mean a question was forthcoming (television, other than the news channels, never ceased to confuse Megamind, what with "reality" shows, PBS specials he found to be insulting to the intelligence of a child, and documentaries of "false" things Megamind had long proven to be true). The first message read, "What is this 'One Thing' I keep hearing these women say is all men want?"
Roxanne had quickly texted back, "Shouldn't you know?" Megamind must have been right on top of Bernard's phone at the time (he never had given it back), because his return was swift in its coming.