IT'S.... EPIC RAP BATTLES OF W3: SONIC vs RDIIIt's EPIC RAP BATTLES OF W3!!IT'S.... EPIC RAP BATTLES OF W3: SONIC vs RD3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
I'm sorry Rainbow Dash
But this is no contest
Without those little blue wings
You'd be totally useless.
The regular, SOAPs
I don't need any shoes
I just need my fast legs
to go beyond Mach 2
I travel the world
You spend your days in some town
Heck, I've even read that story
Where you got torn up by that clown!
Whether I win or lose
I face the challenge head on
You just curl up in a ball,
Somepony call her mom!
Mach 2? Ha!
That's only as fast as you go!
Have you seen my Sonic Rainboom?
If you didn't, DAMN you're slow!
It broke more than the barrier
It causes explosions!
Wait, your head's too far up your ass
to even see the commotion!
I only played you for an hour
then put down the controller
You're just some speedy little rat
Looping through a whole bunch of coasters!
2D or 3D
It's just the same old game
You're were just bound to crash
So get out of the fast lane!
Hey, compared to you
IT'S.... EPIC RAP BATTLES OF W3: ENVY vs F-SHYEPIC RAP BATTLES of W3!!IT'S.... EPIC RAP BATTLES OF W3: ENVY vs F-SHY3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
ENVY (FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST)
FLUTTERSHY (MY LITTLE PONY)
What the hell is this nonsense?
This is gonna be easy
I'm a freaking Homunculus
Wasting my breath on a pony
I'm the most popular of 'em all
Behind Mustang and the Elrics
You're just a broken up toy
Dug by that trash-eating Faust chick
You're one of God's mistakes
A true epitome of a waste
I can just put on your face,
And make you a total disgrace,
Oh wait, you did it for me
When you flew in a rage
And scared your friends so bad
That they all ran away!
*Sob! Sob!* That's so mean! *Sob!
Hey, pull yourself together! You want him get away with verbal murder?
Them slam him back, Fluttershy!
Oh I'm gonna enjoy this.
Uh... okay. Ahem...
I don't like being mean
But I this to say,
So listen up!
Um... it's if that's okay.
People only like you
Because you're a girly looking tool
If it weren't for that
People would reall
New U: suit fixNew U: suit fixNew U: suit fix6 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
By the shadow demon
(Woman into anthro horse)
Katie loved her boyfriend Joe, apart from he had a strange fetish of getting Katie to wear a costume of animals to heat up there sex lives; Katie disliked the idea and always refused to. But never less Katie still loved him and would do anything for him except accepting into his fetish. At 26 years old with long black hair and fine body figure, Katie was very easy on the easy and would easy been described as gorgeous. While during her break from work Katie received a text message from Joe asking her two pick up a package that would be delivered at his apartment as he was working while it was being delivered, Katie accepting the tasks and soon she got off work and made her thirty minute drive to Joes apartment. Joes apartment was nicely roomy that could fit a football team inside and still have room. Katie finding the spare key underneath the mat the lay in front of his front door, and her made her way
Honor Your FallenOne for the man who answered the call.Honor Your Fallen2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
One for the brother taken too soon.
One for the man who gave his all.
One for hearts made heavy and sad.
One for families torn apart
One for a boy now without his dad.
One for the endless tears,
One for the new struggles.
One for so many lost years.
One for the mother's only son,
One for the memories;
One more, one more until this war is won.
One for the brother coming home under his Nation's flag,
One for the ultimate sacrifice,
One for the man in the body bag.
One for the love of the fight,
One for family born not of blood.
One for that final flight.
One for the free.
One for you
Until it's just me.
A final salute for those who no longer hurt,
For the boys who paid the ultimate price;
Twenty one guns for my family in the dirt.
The Magicians AssistantThe Magician's AssistantThe Magicians Assistant4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
By Digital Circe
(woman to pig transformation)
Story warnings: nudity, adultery
Katharina Eberhardt looked over the program for Marcel's newest magic show, a grand display in San Diego that the beautiful assistant would be participating in. This time, she would be more than just his assistant; she was to be part of the spectacle. The performance was going to be televised, and the scale was to be the biggest magic show in a decade. Marcel had been very busy planning and preparing each illusion, including the ones that featured Katharina. The show was to be the greatest of the illusionist's life, and the evening would be crowned with a showstopper he would transform his beautiful assistant into a pig, let her (in actuality a trained pig) run around and wow the audience with her new form, then change her back in a final display. It would be perfect.
Any illusionist could make a puff of smoke and a subst
The Story of Celestia and LunaThe Story of Celestia and Luna3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Long time ago, before the rule of Celestia, There were two alicorns , like now, But the two who ruled Equestia, were Queen Galaxia and King Universum. They ruled a beautiful monarchy and every one was happy.
Of course is was not just ponies in Equestria. Griffons, Zebras, and Dragons lived there. Though Griffons and Ponies had a rough war a few years but the Ponies and Griffons found reason. Zebras were very well relative with the ponies, as they helped with the Ponies in battle. Zebras are very strong fighters, and great medics with their remedies and medicines. Dragons liked to be left alone and didn't really care much for the ponies. Though every race got alone fine.. There are the ones that only want hate, and destruction to fill our world..
One unfaithful day, the two powerful spirits, Eris and Khaos , both gave birth to the most unearthly creature.
Their offspring had all sorts of things. Head of a mule, trail of a dragon, body
New U: Costume contestNew U: Costume contestNew U: Costume contest5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By The Shadow Demon
(Woman into centaur)
Kelly couldnt believe her luck, first her school has a costume party contest where everyone one at the school is invited, second Kelly gets asked by Paul Smith one of the hottest guys at school to the party then out of nowhere her mother forgets to get her a costume for the party contests. So now Kelly at only seventeen years of age has to use her own money to search through town to find a costume, but with not many stores even selling costumes Kelly hopes of going to the costumes party seemed shattered. As Kelly made her way back to her home, she spots an old looking building with a sign in front of it, New U grandest verity of costumes anywhere the sign read out. Kelly couldnt believe it, when she had lost hope a store out of nowhere comes into her life and giving her hope once more. Quickly Kelly made her way inside the store, inside was rows and rows of different types of costumes just waiting t
Contractor: The con gameContractor: The con gameContractor: The con game4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
By The Shadow Demon
(Women into fox, racoon and rat)
Kelly looks over a beautiful silver Porsche sports car as she allows her fingers just slide on top of the hood as a car salesman walks over to her.
"Good evening, I see you have been eye balling this beautiful car!" the salesman explains as he gets a quick look at Kelly's ass when she wasn't looking.
"She is a beautiful car, how much is it?" Kelly asks as she leans to check the sides but doing so allowing her cleavage to be visible for the salesman to see.
"Sixty-five thousand dollars!" the salesman said swallowing quite hard as he tried not to look but found it very difficult to do.
"Sixty-five thousand dollars sound a little steep," Kelly said as she slowly walks over to the salesman and rubs herself against him. "There must be something I can do for you to put the price just slightly lower!" before the salesman could even answer, Kelly slides in a passionate kiss before taking it over the top. Pulling hers
New U: Mario BovineNew U: Mario bovineNew U: Mario Bovine7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By the shadow demon
(Women into cows)
Note the characters are base on the Video games Mario Bro. for this I hold no copyrights how ever the New U series is mine for that I hold copyright only on that part and no where else. Enjoy.
Daisy and Peach waited with there eyes closed, waiting for Mario and Luigi to reveal there presents.
What do you think they got for us? Daisy asks
Who knows but I hope its nice! Peach told her
Okay girls open your eyes Mario told them, instantly the two girls open there eyes to see Mario and Luigi holding two strange looking costumes.
Uh what are they? Daisy asks
Theyre cow costumes! Luigi explains Remember dose large animals we showed you in our world?
Oh yeah, I remember peach said realising what he was talking about So what with the costumes?
Uh Yoshi has a costume party on tonight!
Thread by ThreadThread by ThreadThread by Thread3 years ago in Romance More Like This
by Cosmic Waltz
Disclaimer: This is a "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" Shipping Fanfic involving Rarity and Twilight Sparkle. Enjoy, or don't.
The threaded needle danced through the fabric with the grant of magic, gliding with precision only possible with years of practice. Rarity knew she could just as easily use her trusted sewing machine, but for a project as important as this, she would settle for nothing less than absolute perfection. Having traced the layers of cloth around the torso of the mannequin, she gave it one last tug, drawing the garment-in-design together.
She stepped back, looking over her work. The upper portion of the dress was coming along well. Deep, dark blue cloth fit snug to the mannequin, frilled slightly over the shoulders to accentuate the wearer's form. Silver piping graced the curves of whichever lucky pony wore the dress even more, drawing the eye from shoulder to hip. It was far from complete, still lacking the flowing
MilkmaidMilkmaidMilkmaid7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By the shadow demon
(Woman into cow)
Janet was always a country girl, she was born in the country and raised in her family dairy farm. Now sixteen, Janet loved the farm life but nothing got close to feeding time to the calves.
Every morning and afternoon Janet would go into a barn where her mother held the baby calves, and Janet hand fed each and everyone. It took time but she didnt care she loved doing it. Especially when she came to little Jack a very small calf for his age but never less he need to be fed. As the day turn to late arvo, Janet once again entered the barn. All the calves mooed like crazy wanting to be fed.
I know, I know Janet cries out as she brushes her shoulder length brown hair to the side as she fed each and ever one. Soon enough she came across Little Jack how seem more down then he was this morning. Janet felt so sad to see him like this, looking around to see no one around Janet opens Jacks pen and slowly lure Jack out of his pe
Sabrina the teenage horseSabrina, the teenage horseSabrina the teenage horse7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By the shadow demon
This is base on the characters of the TV series and cartoon: Sabrina the teenage witch, for this I hold no copyright.
Sabrina loved one thing, school holidays! She always wanted to something different, last holiday had her entire school holiday on the moon.
For this school Holiday she wanted to do something different, looking through her magazine Sabrina stumble upon a picture of horse running around free in a endless green field.
Thats will be perfect Sabrina snickers to her self, The whole holiday as free as a bird Im so there! waving her point finger in the air, a light burst out of her finger as it swirls around her, Sabrina disappeared in a flash of white light.
When Sabrina opens her eyes she was in a lush green paddock that went on forever. As she looks around she could see horses doing anything they want to do.
This is paradise, Sabrina said to her self as looks around o
Unsere Fahne flattert uns voranUnsere Fahne flattert uns voran3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Our flag is fluttering in front/ Uns´re Fahne flattert uns voran
Forward! Forward! Blare the bright fanfars, Forward! Forward! Youth knows no danger. Germany, you will stand bright, may we also perish. Forward! Forward! Blare the bright fanfars. Forward! Forward! Youth knows no danger. Even if the target is so high, the youth will solve it well.
Our flag is fluttering in the front. In the future we march man for man. We march for Germany by night and by necessity, with the flag of the youth for freedom and bread. Our flag is fluttering in the front. Our flag is the new age. And the flag will lead us into eternity! Yes, the flag is more than death!
Youth! Youth! We are the future soldiers. Youth! Youth! Supporters of the upcoming missions. Yes, through our fists will fall, who opposes us Youth! Youth! We are the future soldiers. Youth! Youth! Supporters of the upcoming missions. Leader we belong to you, all we comrades to you!
Our flag is flu
Closed SessionFlorida! Why did it have to be Florida?Closed Session2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Joe hated Florida. Tourist traps and old people too stupid to read a ballot. As a result, eight years of George W. Bush, although it did lead to some pretty good music.
Joe had wanted to go to North Carolina. He had heard wonders about Charlotte barbecue and Research Triangle Park, but North Carolina was the worst state for unions. Hardly anybody was attending the convention over it. So, Florida it was.
Maybe he could get a big juicy story no one else could. Catch delegates drunk or doing drugs, really hard drugs. With hookers. That would be the ticket, and he could move up to some bigger, better paper.
He called out to a cabbie. "Hola! Donde es el convention center?"
"Get in," instructed the driver.
"Yo soy journalista," Joe gushed. "Te gusta los taxis?"
"Oh. All right."
The car left the airport.
"You know today's cancelled, right?"
"Mmm, heard something about that. Maybe I can still catch them saying something shocking, thoug
Today is the DayToday is the DayToday is the Day3 years ago in Romance More Like This
‘Today is the day.’ Fluttershy thought as she made her way towards Sweet Apple Acres. Today was the day she had finally worked up the courage to go tell the stallion of her dreams how she felt about him.
‘Why did TODAY have to be the day!’ she thought as she ducked behind a crate along the road to the farm her crush lived and worked on. Taking a deep breath she began trying to gather her courage again. This exact scenario had played itself out at least fifteen times now as she walked through Ponyville to get to where she was now.
‘Ok. I can do this. All I have to do is find him and tell him how I feel. What’s the worst that...’ knowing herself a bit too well she stopped thinking as quickly as she could and began walking again to try and ignore where her mind might go.
‘Today is another day...’ Caramel thought, rather downtrodden, ‘another day working hard. Alone.’ A frown found its way to his muzzle
We Both Bleed BlueIt was a beautiful night at the Gala. Princess Luna rose the moon up into the sky with pride, the moon shining as full as it could. It was definitely going to be a night to remember. However, maybe not in the way other ponies hopeWe Both Bleed Blue3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ponies walked about, talked about. It got crowded fast, as it always did. And ponies still didn't stop coming in. Prince Blueblood walked out into the garden, looking behind him. He caught a glance of a white unicorn not unlike himself, and just as beautiful as him. It was almost as if he had glimpsed into a gender-bending mirror. Blueblood hurried into the garden and picked out a rose.
Quickly, Blueblood turned around, spotting that beautiful female reflection of him staring right back at him. The wind blew through his mane for a split second almost as if on cue and he raised an eyebrow, trying to attract her. He could see her fawn over him for a moment and walk out into the garden. The pony didn't walk up to him and instead headed to another rose bush
Don't Go Back on Your Word - TG“Sooo you going to the boss’s baby shower?” asked a man named Ross as he looked at his co-worker.Don't Go Back on Your Word - TG1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“I-I dunno to be honest with you, I mean I told her that I’d show up but now I don’t really feel like actually going…” replied Greg as he looked over at the invitation.
Ross just laughed and told him that he better go otherwise Greg would end up like their old co-worker Carl or rather Candy the now big titted stripper down the street at some sleazy strip joint. Greg shuddered at the thought of what had happened to Carl last Halloween when he didn’t attend the company Halloween party that the boss hosted. Their boss was known to dabble in some sort of magic and it was enough to prevent anyone from going back on their words. Everyone in the office had sworn to never back out on any special event the boss lady decided to have in fear of what she would do to them.
“Ross my best friend in the world… Please come up with some exc
Rainbow Dash UMVC3 MovesetRainbow Dash UMVC3 Moveset3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Moveset:
Series: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
First Appearance: My Little Pony: FIM Episode #1
Voice Actress: Ashleigh Bell
Health: 950,000 HP Points
Energy Projection: 5
Fighting Ability: 3
Rainbow Dash is a Pegasus from Cloudsdale that claims herself to be the fastest flyer in the world. She can fly as fast as Mach 5 and is a professional when it comes to aerial tricks and acrobatics, especially with her High-speed strut and her most famous move, the Sonic Rainboom. She one day plans to be a part of a pony flight group known as "The Wonderbolts" which are believed to be the best flyers in Equestria.
Assist Alpha: Tornado Spin (Shot, Front)
Assist HC: Rainbow Typhoon
Assist Beta: Rainbow Smasher (Direct, Tilt Up)
Assist HC: Rainbow Typhoon
Assist Gamma: Lightning Drop (Shot, Down)
Assist HC: Rainbow Typhoon
Freak's revenge: OriginsFreaks revenge: OriginsFreak's revenge: Origins6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By The Shadow Demon
(Woman into dog)
Josie Summers sat against the large oak tree that grew in front of Hollows Creek High, the very school that she had dreaded since coming to it. All the kids just seem to just hate her, Calling her names, putting signs on her back, treating her like she was nothing but dirt in their shoes, All except one, Phoebe her only friend at the school in fact in her whole life that was always their for her, that treated her like person and defended her when things got bad, a true friend to Josie. Josie turns to her hand as she held a pair of BFF necklaces that she brought that day and was going to surprise Phoebe but yet she still havent seen come out of the school.
What is taking her? Josie asks herself as she looks down to her watch to see that it was 5:30; she had been sitting for two whole hours. Fed up of waiting and since her parents hated her staying out after school but Josie seem to get away with i
Common ColdCommon Cold by PaxtofettelCommon Cold3 years ago in Romance More Like This
(Starring Big Macintosh, Applejack, et Fluttershy)
It was another peaceful day in the town of Ponyville. Princess Celestia's bright, majestic sun was beaming down on the peaceful townsfolk who were going about their daily business. The local fauna and flora were basking in the sun's natural warmth without a care in the world. Everybody was having a wonderful day.
"ACHOO!!!" Well, almost everyone.
"Aw shucks Big Macintosh, Applebuckin' season is in two days and y'all just had to go and git a cold" said the orange colored farmer filly known as Applejack as she stared at her sick brother. "Looks like y'all have to stay in bed while I buck the trees".
"I'm fine" sniffed the big, red workhorse. "I can work jist fine" Big Macintosh tried to lift himself from the bed but was pushed down by his sister.
"Oh no you ain't!" said Applejack, "Y'all ain't goin' nowhere, ah called down somepony to come down here to look after ya."
"Shucks, ah don't need no ponysitter. Ah ca
shipwrecked princessShipwrecked Princessshipwrecked princess6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
By the shadow demon
(Woman into fish)
Note: this character is base on the Disney character Jasmine from Aladdin for this I hold no copyrights and will remove it by request of the rightful owner. Until then enjoy!
Opening her eyes to sight of the sun beaming down on to her, Princess Jasmine could hear the sound of waves crashing and the feeling of sand beneath her, quickly she sits up to see that she was laying on a beach just inches away from the water.
How how did I get here? Jasmine asks herself as she could remember that she and Aladdin were flying over the see on carpet when clouds the storm and blank.
Oh no, we must of went through the storm and got separated Jasmine said explaining the reason she was lying on the beach. Slowly standing up, Jasmine look around to see a thick forest behind her and the beach on each of her sides, as Jasmine look around her environment the taste of seawater in her
The Drawing - TGI’ve done a lot of stupid things in my life but what I just recently did takes the freaking cake. So as I’m writing this note for you all I want to make things clear, I was originally a dude. Now I can’t say I had great looks but I was pretty average looking and now I’m stuck as the female version of my old self. How did I end up in this predicament? A good friend of mine or at least I thought she was a good friend likes to draw. Now when I say she likes to draw I really mean she loves to draw, and she’s pretty damn good at it. So one boring Sunday afternoon I asked her to draw me but only what she thought I would look like as a girl.The Drawing - TG1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Alright before I get too far into this stupid letter/note thing I’m writing I should probably introduce myself. My name was Bill but I guess you can call me Beth now… My “friend’s” name is Victoria, the one who loves to draw. Now that I’ve introduced the two of us I’ll get back to ho
It's Okay to be a BronyIt's Okay to be a Brony2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It's Okay to be a Brony
There are plenty of reasons why a guy would want to hide the fact that he is a brony. But one should not have to hide who they are because of what others will think. I came to this realization about a month ago. I am tired of hiding who I am, I'm a brony dammit, and proud of it!
The breath left my body as the fist drove hard into my stomach. My eyes crossed as I took a blow to the face. Now on my knees, I lifted my arms up in an attempt to shield myself from the brutal beating. I would have called for help, but they followed me from school. Why do people get bullied for being different or liking something that someone else doesn't?
"Keep out of our way girly boy," sneered the larger as he kicked me real hard in the ribs. "We would hate to accidentally hit a girl."
"What a loser," the other chimed in. "What kind of guy likes my little pony? I'm totally telling everyone about this," he chuckled as he snapped a picture of me on his phone.
They left laughing
Ground zeroGround zeroGround zero6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
By The Shadow Demon
Request by Lasserine
(People into various)
“There’s no way I’m going to loose!” Megan said with a smirk as she looks in her mirror unable not to smile as she was a shoe in to win. Living in a small town of Pumpkinstine or known as ‘the capital of Halloween’ respectfully given for the towns love for Halloween and for most town or cities they would just celebrate Halloween for the day or the week but not Pumpkinstine. For the entirety of October they celebrate it with the day itself beginning a huge costume fiesta. Giving a spin, giving the mirror a great three-sixty look of her and the costume she was wearing. The eighteen year old wore a beautiful sparkling purple with pink decoration patterns mermaid tail with a matching top showing off her mid drift and some of her cleavage, her wavy shoulder length brown hair hidden under a long violet wig. Megan just smiles unable to hide her excitement, hearing her phone ringing,