10 ways to annoy Eric Northman10. Tell him he was voted less hunkiest hunk on the "Fangtasha's vampire hunks" calender10 ways to annoy Eric Northman5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
9. Ask him all sorts of questions like, "how long are your fangs?" and "Do you have to go to the bathroom?"
8. Tell him everyone who has been loyal to him are now following the new kings orders
7. Tell him Pam and Sookie are in a hotel room... and there not discussing the vampire wars. (On second thought, that would probably just turn him on)lol
6. Say, "For a thousand year old vampire, Sookie sure has to save you a lot"
5. Tell him he told you he loved you and would leave all of his business to come and take care of you
4. Tell him his long hair makes him look like a girl
3. After having fallen into bed with him say "I've had better"
2. Tell him you've got a special power that allows you to see a person's real self....and that deep down inside he's a warm, caring, fuzzy person
1. Tell him he should stop denying the fact that he loves sookie because its obvious since...
A-they have a blo