Kountry LaydayKountry Layday4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I come from the land where the mullet attacks
Business up front
Party in the back
You gotta style in the south when ur stepping out
Put a gold tooth in ur mouth
Look at you now
Tank top, ur mini-skirt, you think ur all that
But ur looking like Erin Brock
Ur just another redneck from back in the woods
Not a Kountry Layday that can bring the goods, Tayoooo
My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Layday
So you best watch ur mouth
My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Layday
That's what it's all about
IROC-Z, got a flame on it
But I Rolling on some 12's
Don't you know I'm gonna flaunt it
Am I driving too fast for you now?
The muffler goes KA-PLOW!!
Now that I got ur attention
Just let me mention that I'm pinchin' pennies
To buy some Benni's
Cause I got plenties and many's of monie's just to give to my friends
And that would certify me as a Kountry Layday....BURRRRRDDDD!!
Mama, look what I got cookin' up in dat kitchen
Cookin' fried chicken
Cause you know y
MH:TamingMonsterHigh B Side 01MH:TamingMonsterHigh B Side 014 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
My name is Vanessa. My father happens to be the most famous hunter you've never heard of. Since the day I was born I've been conditioned to track down, hunt, and kill abnormals. Abnormals are what normal people would call "monsters". Abnormals have been living amongst humans since the dawn of man, my father says, since man's first shadow was cast, praying upon his fears. I don't know how much truth there is to any of that; usually I just zone him out when he talks like that. It's always the same old story after all, and after 15 years it gets pretty boring. Still, he taught me how to take down these monsters the best way there is; from the littlest of fairies, to larger chimeras. But never in all our years hunting did he teach me how to take on this latest challenge. And right now I'm not sure if that's a positive or not... After all, what would he know about High School?
It turned out I didn't know much either. First moment I stepped in, I was practically attacked. Course, t
Wendel Wendigo: Journal 1Wendel Wendigo: Journal 14 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The school year is off to a good enough start. Back on the casketball team again. I am still being overshadowed by that
DoucheDeuce Gorgon guy. Issac DeVile tells me he's really a 'nice' guy, but I don't agree. Anybody standing in my way to the top is on my 'take down' list. Technically, this means Clawd is too. Issac says my attitude is a sure way not to make captain next year.
More love letters. Every few days I get letters in my locker from some ghouls. I don't get why. It's not like I ever talk to them. I can't stand most ghouls. Too complicated. If they can 'like' me without knowing me, I can dislike them without knowing them. I am fine without a ghoulfriend, thanks! Never had one, never will.
I got sent to the Headless Mistress today. I didn't eat enough at lunch so I was really pissed off and this stupid substitute creature tried to tell me I couldn't eat in class. He took away my food. He took. My food. Wendigo are greedy
Monster High Charmcaster FileMonster High Charmcaster File4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Monster Parent: The Master Magicians
Age: A Lady doesn't tell that to just anyone. Why should I tell you?
Killer Style: A classic purple sorceress' dress with my own twist. I like to turn traditions on their heads while still paying homage to them. I suppose you could say I enjoy subverting them, twisting them to suit my own design. I prefer a form that also functions, so I keep my accessorizing to a fashionable minimum. Some flashy silver set up with contrasting pink and black. Soft and sharp, flowing cloth with harsh metal. Killer style, indeed.
Freaky Flaw: I have no idea what you are referring to. I'm not flawed in any way. I work hard to remove any "flaws" people claim to be able to see in my work and technique.
Pet: I have no need for pets, per se. However, I am able to summon a horde of mana powered stone golems to do my every whim. They're u
Deamon's Diary - Day First IDeamon's Diary - Day First I4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
O bloody hell! I knew that my first Day at Monster High wouldn't be scary cool, but I still had hope that it won't be as Bad. Okay let me tell You more about it
So my dad, Devil sent me to this school. He wants me to learn to be more social monster. Is it that bad that I'd rather choose alone walk in Skellington's park than go to the Horrifying Cool Cinema with a couple of skelletons and ghouls? It's not my fault that I am who I am. Nobody can change me.
Okay I should focus more on the first Day here,right?
The day started as bad as it only could. My alarm clock in iCoffin didn't ring on time so when I woke up and took a look on its screen, my eyes almost poped out of the orbits. IT WAS 8:55 already!! Bloody Hell! I was sooo late. I hurried up myself as much as I could, took really fast shower (still not sure if I hadn't remnants of shaving foam on my jaw when I arrived to school) put on some ripped jeans and white "rock 'n horror Britania" t-Shirt and went out o
MH: Lukas Journal -1600-MH: Lukas Journal -1600-3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Lukas' Journal 1600
Everything seems to be doing rather smoothly. School as been in full swing, classes are going well. I've switched a few classes around even, swapping my night classes for the day periods after the switch in quarters, so as to spend more time with Dexter and her our, other friends. I still maintain my closeness to Operetta, but even she has found other means to distract her from my absence. I think we are both really growing up of course being more in the day classes mean I run across her cousin from time to time now that is a fate I would much rather avoid
I do not quite understand the big deal about Draculaura turning 1600. When I mentioned this to Operetta while we were at the Maul just recently, she treated me like I was some sort of 5 year old that did not understand why the sky was blue. I suppose I can grasp the idea that it is a "coming out" party of sorts, as in
Why?"Hey Daddy, how long are you going to be gone this time?"Why?4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Well, I can't say for sure. I'll be back though."
Lightning Strike patted his son on the head and gave him one last reassuring smile before turning towards the door. Before he got there though, he felt little hands grab the bottom of his leg, stopping him.
He looked down at him, feeling his heart fill with guilt. Every time he left to fight, it was the same thing. Over and over he had to give his son false hope. So far, he had been lucky, and could come home to keep his promises. Though he knew that sooner or later, he wouldn't be able to keep them.
"Really." he gave his son another smile, and continued to the door.
The boy stayed where he was, watching his father leave yet again, off to protect the Atmos. He wondered if his father would take him with to help him fight some time. The idea excited him, and he smiled at his mother who had been standing in the kitchen. She had already said her goo
MH: Lukas JournalMH: Lukas Journal4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Well, another summer acting course has come and gone. I'll be sad to be away from the friendships I've made there, but it is only a few weeks until the next school semester begins again. I think mother was very happy that my workshop was over with; I think she was getting lonely being here without me, even though she would never admit it. I'll stay home for a few days until she's better settled, but after that I will have to go out sometime before school starts; I don't do well being locked up forever after all.
Took a ride to the upperworld with Vita today. Too bad my timing was poor and we came out in a giant rain shower. Ah well, it was still nice to be out in the fresh air; everything smelt really clean and alive. It also brought out a few frogs which my little dragon Niggy enjoyed chasing around. I guess it was a good thing it was raining, because I doubt it's normal for a small dragon and an 8-legg
MH: Lukas Journal vol 2MH: Lukas Journal vol 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Lukas' Journal vol 2
Well, the school year has started yet again. And yet again, Mr. Death has scheduled my classes quite inappropriately. Each year I request a solid Night Class, and each year he assures me that all the classes I require are taught at night, and yet each year he seems to forget and I am suck with a split schedule. Luckily, I am ahead in my credits, so there isn't much conflict with me dropping most of my daytime periods. Unfortunately, the only music class I am allowed to take this year is only available during the day. So I must resign to attending one class, spending two periods in the Library's Study Howl, and then begin my real classes after the shift change. It's an inconvenience, but it is doable at least.
Spent an evening at Gloom Beach last night. Draculaura sent me a text message that she and a few of her friends were spending the day there, but I was already spending the afternoon
MH: Werewolf quick explanationSylvia Fang-WolfMH: Werewolf quick explanation4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Species: Winter Wolf
Also known as Snow Wolf, White Wolf, Spirit Wolf, The Winterborn
Winter Wolves are a unique breed of homo-lupus in that they were classically only found in northern most regions of Canada and Alaska; a subspecies with similar characteristics have been found in Siberia, but their evolutionary adaptations are very different. Winter Wolves rang from medium gray to pure white in coat coloration during the summer months, but what is unique to the breed is that once the temperature drops they shed that coat for light gray/silver to pure white one. They're classified as a "short haired breed" which means that they only shed seasonally. All Winter Wolves have blue eyes; pure bloods typically have light to icy white irises, but due to interbreeding with their southerner cousins, all shades of blue are common. Winter Wolves also are known for many and multiple births due to pup mortality rates caused by their native sub zero climate. Winter Wolves survive pe
The Ultimate Shadamy fanfic 1The Ultimate Shadamy fanfic 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Amy quit the shopping center clasping some plastic bags in her hands. She was thinking about the way Sonic will react if he sees her new outfit. And then
She noticed a black hedgehog with crimson stripes sitting on the ground near the wall. He noticed her as well. Shadow waved greeting the pink hedgehog, stood up from the ground and approached her.
"Hello, Amy." he said smilelessly.
"Hello, Shadow" replied Amy very chilly trying to hide her surprise.
"Haven't seen you for ages." noticed he.
"I guess." giggled the pink girl unsurely
"Mind if I accompany you?" asked Shadow.
"No" she said after a moment of silence "I don't mind"
"Then let me help with those bags of yours."
"Ah, yes, please." a fleeting smile touched Amy's lips. She never got much attention from males around. Sonic ran from her, Tails and Knuckles found her annoying and a distraction. "They don't seem heavy, but they kinda are."
While she was vacillatingly pronouncing that Shadow was already taking the bags
Shadamy story-Chapter 1Shadamy story-Chapter 17 years ago in General More Like This
Soniiiiiiiic!!!!!!!!!!!!! yelled Amy hugging that one blue hedgehog she has and always loved. She was surprised at her accuracy since it was so dark and late at night. She nuzzled her nose on his chest giggling lightly.
Get off Amy, Ive had enough of you! Screamed Sonic, shoving Amy so hard that she fell to the floor. Amy blinked, not believing what had just happened.
No Amy! Sonic interrupted I dont want to hear it! Just get it straight that I dont like you! and with that he sped off in a blue blur. Amy, still on the same spot in which she had fell, felt a pain in her chest. Typically, it began to rain, and tears started to slowly creep down her face. Amy got up, wiping her nose with her arm. She felt so confused, why? She thought, why her? Amy glanced at the sky, realising that it was late she decided to set off home.
Hours passed and Amy had expected to be home by now. She looked a
Ask Loki anythingAsk Loki anything3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
OOC: Ask Loki anything, I will answer best as I could. I also do roleplay responses also. I recommend you watch me on DA for more uploads of text to see your response most likely. I might later do sketch response, like stick figure and stuff. xD Art Block has been hitting me again.
Loki raised a brow and looked to the strange crowd, hearing few screams in the distance. What am I doing here? He thought to himself quietly with a deep sigh pushing from between his lips. He straighten himself from his throne chair, looking at the crowd with suspicion. He whispers something to guard, getting an answer in return. "Ask Loki anything day? Oh good grief, I be busy ruling earth and Asgard. Fine, I'll do this little question stuff." He spoke with arrogant and pride in his voice. His brows furrowing down in slight aggrivation. He inhaled the cool air and calmed himself knowing this likely be a long day.
He grabbed his staff, placing on his lap with his brilliant green eyes staring at the
Winter Into Spring - Ch. 1Winter Into Spring - Ch. 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1: Eksil av en Prins ~Exile of a Prince~
He already knew what the verdict of this trial was. Everyone knew it, so in honesty the entire trial was nothing but a huge waste of time.
The raven haired prince was fully aware how the people of Asgard glared at him, how they whispered among themselves as the trial continued. About his actions against Midgard, about his true heritage as the son of Laufey, about everything they could gossip and mock him for. Not that he cared anymore. The people of Asgard never truly accepted him. Even when they didn't know his true lineage, they never accepted or treated him the same as Thor. As the trial carried on, pointless though it was, the citizens of the Eternal Realm were either silent or whispering amongst themselves about the deeds of the silver-tongued prince, some commenting that they knew he would end up where he was now. Thus Loki knew many of them were even glad when the verdict was finally read, finding him guilty of all
Ciel x SebastianCiel tapped his fingers. Dun, dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun, dun. He grimaced at the clock on his wall. Sebastian was late with his snack. Again. What the hell is keeping him, the young Earl wondered, scowling at the thought he had no distraction from his paperwork. Im going to give it to him when he gets up here.Ciel x Sebastian6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
And, where was Sebastian, might you ask? Ah, yes, the Demon Butler was in the kitchen, trying to pry Grell, his faithful fangirl (*cough* fanboy), from his leg. The rather flirtatious shinigami was nuzzling his thigh and saying sickening words of love to him. He shook his limb, but that did nothing. Grells long hair threatened to get into the snack he had made for his master.
Please let go. Sebastian politely growled between his teeth. Grell nuzzled him more, and the violent shivers almost knocked the tiny cake from the demons hand.
Come now, Sebas-chan! he purred. Come be
Sebastian X ciel - Kissing The ButlerSebastian x Ciel- KissSebastian X ciel - Kissing The Butler1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Summary: Because of Alois flustering him one day, Ciel becomes curious on how to kiss people. He was never worried about such affairs before, but now that he had all the time in the world, who better to ask for help than his butler?
Fluff yaoi kissing smut lemon cute Ciel x sebastian sebastian/ciel
This is mainly just fluff, so there's no need for a warning. Teehee
Let's just say Ciel is older than what he was in the anime.
Even though this fanfic only has fluff in it...I feel odd about letting a 13 year old kiss a 2000 year old demon ... he's just not legal yet. Lol
Anyway, for once I don't have to put up my explicit warning up! My oh my!
"Can you teach me how to kiss?" Ciel asked out of the blue.
Sebastian, who'd been serving tea, stopped in his pouring but for a moment. He was baffled that his young master had asked that. It wasn't a demand, he actually asked.
Sebass wasn't sure if it was a question that
Soul Eater: An Open Ear/Safe When I’m with him I feel safe, but I also feel like a failure. So many times he’s nearly died trying to protect me when those situations could’ve been avoided had I not been trying so hard to live up to my mom’s example. She made a Death Scythe: my father, and, even though he’s a useless flake, he’s on that highest of levels that I’ve been trying so hard to get Soul to. Why do I keep messing up?Soul Eater: An Open Ear/Safe2 years ago in Romance More Like This
My thoughts were interrupted by a knock on the door. “Come in,” I called. Soul entered the room looking concerned.
“Is there something wrong?” he asked bluntly. I flopped back on my bed where I’d been sitting and replied,
“Nothing worse than normal.” He frowned.
“Well something’s bugging you more than usual or you wouldn’t be nearly as quiet as you
About the Character: TylanaAbout the Character: Tylana3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Aliases: Tanya Peterson, Nalia the Charmed One, Goddess of Mischief, Death
Relatives: Birth Parents Unknown Scandanavian Villagers
Adoptive Father: Asgardian Guard
Affiliation: Malektih the Accursed, Loki, Thor, The Avengers, S.H.I.E.L.D
Base of Operation: Formerly Svartalfheim and Asgard, Midgard
Identity: Secret Identity
Citizenship: Formerly Asgardian, American, Norwegian
Marital Status: Single
Occupation:Avenger, Formerly Warrior of Asgard, Sorceress, S.H.I.E.L.D Agent
Education: Trained as Asgardian Warrior, studies in sorcery, Earth history and mythology
Weight: Formerly 450 lbs (205 kg), 140kg
Eyes: Formerly Blue/Green, Hazel
Eyes: Dark blue/green
Elizabeth X Ciel: Love Story Chapt. 530.7.1892, Middleford MansionElizabeth X Ciel: Love Story Chapt. 53 years ago in Drama More Like This
At first Lord Middleford just stared at Ciel, but then he sighed.
"She's a strong girl and if she has left last night, we will catch her a few hours after she arrives to London. We have nothing to worry about..."
"Except, Lord Middleford, if I'm allowed to interrupt, we actually do have a case going in London. Her Majesty Queen Victoria has been very nervous about some vanishings taking place in the alleys of London. She has been exctremely worried about her young granddaughters, because the kidnapper seems to specialise on young girls..." the butler announced with neutral look on his face. His eyes glinted when all colour disappeared from the face of Elizabeth's father.
"It can't be true... We can't lose her! What should I do?" Lord Middleford started to walk a circle thinking.
"I would give anyone anything if they'd bring my daughter home safe!"
Ciel suddenly smiled.
I arrived to London around noon. The sum
Chibi Spain X Reader: Don't You Worry ChildHe remembered there was cold.Chibi Spain X Reader: Don't You Worry Child1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
The waters surged, the waves pulling him further down.
He was coughing, the liquid going into his lungs and stabbing at his eyes.
He tried to push himself further, trying to get towards her.
He could see the panic in her eyes, and the terror.
He was kicking with all of his might, his power as a nation-to-be seeping in to give him extra strength.
His lungs were straining, begging for air.
He watched as her eyes started to drift shut, the fight leaving her.
He gave one final kick, reaching her figure within seconds.
His direction propelled upward, need of oxygen and adrenaline causing him to shoot up faster than his downward approach.
He finally broke through the surface, green eyes wide with panic as he sat her on the shore, immediately trying to pump life back into her frame.
The sunlight had been harsh that day. It nipped at the skin, leaving red welts on anything e
Part 2 (avengers/loki fanfic)“You’re… you’re Iron Man…” Alva’s voice sounded shakier than she had planned, but really?! Dr. Selvig had somehow got her a job with Tony Stark and didn’t bother to tell her? Didn’t Tony already have an assistant anyways? Virginia Potts was her name if Alva remembered correctly, but some of the press called her Pepper.Part 2 (avengers/loki fanfic)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Tony just gave a low chuckle and carefully took the duffle bag from her shoulder, “You can just call me Tony. Here, let me take this. I’ll show you to your room. You’ll be staying here at Stark tower due to the fact I will need your help on a daily basis.” He easily swung the bag over his broad shoulder and began to walk towards a staircase near the corner of the room. “Some of the guest bedrooms are on the next floor up.”
Alva was still trying to process everything that was happening as she followed him to the staircase. “And… which floor is that exactly?”
Her Heart (Draculaura/Clawd)Her Heart (Draculaura/Clawd)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
For a long moment, there was peace...and then everything went to
With two simple words, her joy had been dashed. Her usually pacifistic
uncle and father got into the yelling match of the century in a language she'd
been born under and forced herself not to understand. The sheer terror gripping
her heart, smothering her, came from the same two words that had almost been
Somehow...running wouldn't be enough. She climbed onto the roof and shut
the window. For a moment, she considered the fall. Would it be enough? And then
she ran across the rooftop, heels clicking and leapt. Catching hold of a branch,
swinging into the ravine and following it. She felt like she had the devil in
She burst through the door into the air conditioned house and gasped, her
lungs finally catching up with her overworking heart. He was off the couch the
moment he heard her struggles for breath, her panting s