Kountry LaydayKountry Layday4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I come from the land where the mullet attacks
Business up front
Party in the back
You gotta style in the south when ur stepping out
Put a gold tooth in ur mouth
Look at you now
Tank top, ur mini-skirt, you think ur all that
But ur looking like Erin Brock
Ur just another redneck from back in the woods
Not a Kountry Layday that can bring the goods, Tayoooo
My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Layday
So you best watch ur mouth
My mama raised me in the durty south
A Kountry Layday
That's what it's all about
IROC-Z, got a flame on it
But I Rolling on some 12's
Don't you know I'm gonna flaunt it
Am I driving too fast for you now?
The muffler goes KA-PLOW!!
Now that I got ur attention
Just let me mention that I'm pinchin' pennies
To buy some Benni's
Cause I got plenties and many's of monie's just to give to my friends
And that would certify me as a Kountry Layday....BURRRRRDDDD!!
Mama, look what I got cookin' up in dat kitchen
Cookin' fried chicken
Cause you know y
Wendel Wendigo: Journal 1Wendel Wendigo: Journal 14 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The school year is off to a good enough start. Back on the casketball team again. I am still being overshadowed by that
DoucheDeuce Gorgon guy. Issac DeVile tells me he's really a 'nice' guy, but I don't agree. Anybody standing in my way to the top is on my 'take down' list. Technically, this means Clawd is too. Issac says my attitude is a sure way not to make captain next year.
More love letters. Every few days I get letters in my locker from some ghouls. I don't get why. It's not like I ever talk to them. I can't stand most ghouls. Too complicated. If they can 'like' me without knowing me, I can dislike them without knowing them. I am fine without a ghoulfriend, thanks! Never had one, never will.
I got sent to the Headless Mistress today. I didn't eat enough at lunch so I was really pissed off and this stupid substitute creature tried to tell me I couldn't eat in class. He took away my food. He took. My food. Wendigo are greedy
MH:TamingMonsterHigh B Side 01MH:TamingMonsterHigh B Side 015 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
My name is Vanessa. My father happens to be the most famous hunter you've never heard of. Since the day I was born I've been conditioned to track down, hunt, and kill abnormals. Abnormals are what normal people would call "monsters". Abnormals have been living amongst humans since the dawn of man, my father says, since man's first shadow was cast, praying upon his fears. I don't know how much truth there is to any of that; usually I just zone him out when he talks like that. It's always the same old story after all, and after 15 years it gets pretty boring. Still, he taught me how to take down these monsters the best way there is; from the littlest of fairies, to larger chimeras. But never in all our years hunting did he teach me how to take on this latest challenge. And right now I'm not sure if that's a positive or not... After all, what would he know about High School?
It turned out I didn't know much either. First moment I stepped in, I was practically attacked. Course, t
Monster High Charmcaster FileMonster High Charmcaster File4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Monster Parent: The Master Magicians
Age: A Lady doesn't tell that to just anyone. Why should I tell you?
Killer Style: A classic purple sorceress' dress with my own twist. I like to turn traditions on their heads while still paying homage to them. I suppose you could say I enjoy subverting them, twisting them to suit my own design. I prefer a form that also functions, so I keep my accessorizing to a fashionable minimum. Some flashy silver set up with contrasting pink and black. Soft and sharp, flowing cloth with harsh metal. Killer style, indeed.
Freaky Flaw: I have no idea what you are referring to. I'm not flawed in any way. I work hard to remove any "flaws" people claim to be able to see in my work and technique.
Pet: I have no need for pets, per se. However, I am able to summon a horde of mana powered stone golems to do my every whim. They're u
Deamon's Diary - Day First IDeamon's Diary - Day First I5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
O bloody hell! I knew that my first Day at Monster High wouldn't be scary cool, but I still had hope that it won't be as Bad. Okay let me tell You more about it
So my dad, Devil sent me to this school. He wants me to learn to be more social monster. Is it that bad that I'd rather choose alone walk in Skellington's park than go to the Horrifying Cool Cinema with a couple of skelletons and ghouls? It's not my fault that I am who I am. Nobody can change me.
Okay I should focus more on the first Day here,right?
The day started as bad as it only could. My alarm clock in iCoffin didn't ring on time so when I woke up and took a look on its screen, my eyes almost poped out of the orbits. IT WAS 8:55 already!! Bloody Hell! I was sooo late. I hurried up myself as much as I could, took really fast shower (still not sure if I hadn't remnants of shaving foam on my jaw when I arrived to school) put on some ripped jeans and white "rock 'n horror Britania" t-Shirt and went out o
Why?"Hey Daddy, how long are you going to be gone this time?"Why?5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Well, I can't say for sure. I'll be back though."
Lightning Strike patted his son on the head and gave him one last reassuring smile before turning towards the door. Before he got there though, he felt little hands grab the bottom of his leg, stopping him.
He looked down at him, feeling his heart fill with guilt. Every time he left to fight, it was the same thing. Over and over he had to give his son false hope. So far, he had been lucky, and could come home to keep his promises. Though he knew that sooner or later, he wouldn't be able to keep them.
"Really." he gave his son another smile, and continued to the door.
The boy stayed where he was, watching his father leave yet again, off to protect the Atmos. He wondered if his father would take him with to help him fight some time. The idea excited him, and he smiled at his mother who had been standing in the kitchen. She had already said her goo
MH: Lukas Journal -1600-MH: Lukas Journal -1600-4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Lukas' Journal 1600
Everything seems to be doing rather smoothly. School as been in full swing, classes are going well. I've switched a few classes around even, swapping my night classes for the day periods after the switch in quarters, so as to spend more time with Dexter and her our, other friends. I still maintain my closeness to Operetta, but even she has found other means to distract her from my absence. I think we are both really growing up of course being more in the day classes mean I run across her cousin from time to time now that is a fate I would much rather avoid
I do not quite understand the big deal about Draculaura turning 1600. When I mentioned this to Operetta while we were at the Maul just recently, she treated me like I was some sort of 5 year old that did not understand why the sky was blue. I suppose I can grasp the idea that it is a "coming out" party of sorts, as in
MH: Lukas Journal vol 2MH: Lukas Journal vol 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Lukas' Journal vol 2
Well, the school year has started yet again. And yet again, Mr. Death has scheduled my classes quite inappropriately. Each year I request a solid Night Class, and each year he assures me that all the classes I require are taught at night, and yet each year he seems to forget and I am suck with a split schedule. Luckily, I am ahead in my credits, so there isn't much conflict with me dropping most of my daytime periods. Unfortunately, the only music class I am allowed to take this year is only available during the day. So I must resign to attending one class, spending two periods in the Library's Study Howl, and then begin my real classes after the shift change. It's an inconvenience, but it is doable at least.
Spent an evening at Gloom Beach last night. Draculaura sent me a text message that she and a few of her friends were spending the day there, but I was already spending the afternoon
All Part of the JobAll Part of the Job3 years ago in Romance More Like This
All Part of the Job
The best part about summer was that I had all the time in the world to
update-things would happen and they would go out the same minute. Unlike most
gossip bloggers, my job wasn't posting the twitter drama (although sometimes,
that was better than what was going on). I, Spectra Vondergiest,
kept hitting pay dirt. Practically every other day came new drama; some
scandalous hookup, some even more scandalous hidden desires gone public, a
violent murder, the motives behind it, affairs, deceit, deception, conception,
marriage, divorce, the list went on.
"Hey sexy" Billy said, appearing beside me.
"Hey boo" I said with a grin, leaning over to plant a cold kiss on his
cheek, "What's the scoop?"
"I got video of Hackington criticizing the girls who got pregnant" he said,
"Following the developing Kip-id story for you, and...I think we hit the big one
with the coverage on the mob wars story."
I grinned, "You know me too well."
He kissed my neck, "
Summer Rayne - Shoujo-AiSummer Rayne - Shoujo-Ai7 years ago in Teen More Like This
Rayne what are you doing!!! With a slap more violent than she intended Ishizu pushed the blue-haired girl away and stood forwards from the door, mouth and eyes wide with shock. Rayne crumpled to the floor, staring up at her with a hand pressed against her reddening cheek. Ishizu Her voice was quiet with shock. I have to.. no-matter how much hurt I must endure. Slowly Rayne stood up and walked forwards again, pressing herself closer to the other girl. No! Stop.. this is wron. Ishizus eyes opened wide again as Rayne pressed her lips forwards once more, the soft pink oval connecting with her own in a deep, meaningful kiss. Try as she might, she found that this time she couldnt move, couldnt push the girl away from her again. She was rapidly being overtaken with foreign sensations that she feared to place and felt she would never dare admit to. Simultaneously with and against her o
MH: Lukas JournalMH: Lukas Journal4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Well, another summer acting course has come and gone. I'll be sad to be away from the friendships I've made there, but it is only a few weeks until the next school semester begins again. I think mother was very happy that my workshop was over with; I think she was getting lonely being here without me, even though she would never admit it. I'll stay home for a few days until she's better settled, but after that I will have to go out sometime before school starts; I don't do well being locked up forever after all.
Took a ride to the upperworld with Vita today. Too bad my timing was poor and we came out in a giant rain shower. Ah well, it was still nice to be out in the fresh air; everything smelt really clean and alive. It also brought out a few frogs which my little dragon Niggy enjoyed chasing around. I guess it was a good thing it was raining, because I doubt it's normal for a small dragon and an 8-legg
Shadamy story-Chapter 1Shadamy story-Chapter 17 years ago in General More Like This
Soniiiiiiiic!!!!!!!!!!!!! yelled Amy hugging that one blue hedgehog she has and always loved. She was surprised at her accuracy since it was so dark and late at night. She nuzzled her nose on his chest giggling lightly.
Get off Amy, Ive had enough of you! Screamed Sonic, shoving Amy so hard that she fell to the floor. Amy blinked, not believing what had just happened.
No Amy! Sonic interrupted I dont want to hear it! Just get it straight that I dont like you! and with that he sped off in a blue blur. Amy, still on the same spot in which she had fell, felt a pain in her chest. Typically, it began to rain, and tears started to slowly creep down her face. Amy got up, wiping her nose with her arm. She felt so confused, why? She thought, why her? Amy glanced at the sky, realising that it was late she decided to set off home.
Hours passed and Amy had expected to be home by now. She looked a
Robert the DollRobert the Doll5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Robert the doll
Robert the doll
Stuffed with straw
Three feet tall
Robert the doll
You've got Gene quite sad
The neighbors confused
And mom and dad mad.
Window to window
Wall to wall
Strange little giggles
Making furniture fall.
Sometimes when Gene wakes
He's at the foot of the bed.
Tortured with nightmares
Night filled with fear
Robert's across the room
But suddenly near.
Now that's enough, Robert
To the attic you go
Locked away there
To be found again, though.
Robert the doll
Robert the doll
Stuffed with straw,
Only three feet tall.
MH: Werewolf quick explanationSylvia Fang-WolfMH: Werewolf quick explanation4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Species: Winter Wolf
Also known as Snow Wolf, White Wolf, Spirit Wolf, The Winterborn
Winter Wolves are a unique breed of homo-lupus in that they were classically only found in northern most regions of Canada and Alaska; a subspecies with similar characteristics have been found in Siberia, but their evolutionary adaptations are very different. Winter Wolves rang from medium gray to pure white in coat coloration during the summer months, but what is unique to the breed is that once the temperature drops they shed that coat for light gray/silver to pure white one. They're classified as a "short haired breed" which means that they only shed seasonally. All Winter Wolves have blue eyes; pure bloods typically have light to icy white irises, but due to interbreeding with their southerner cousins, all shades of blue are common. Winter Wolves also are known for many and multiple births due to pup mortality rates caused by their native sub zero climate. Winter Wolves survive pe
The Ultimate Shadamy fanfic 1The Ultimate Shadamy fanfic 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Amy quit the shopping center clasping some plastic bags in her hands. She was thinking about the way Sonic will react if he sees her new outfit. And then
She noticed a black hedgehog with crimson stripes sitting on the ground near the wall. He noticed her as well. Shadow waved greeting the pink hedgehog, stood up from the ground and approached her.
"Hello, Amy." he said smilelessly.
"Hello, Shadow" replied Amy very chilly trying to hide her surprise.
"Haven't seen you for ages." noticed he.
"I guess." giggled the pink girl unsurely
"Mind if I accompany you?" asked Shadow.
"No" she said after a moment of silence "I don't mind"
"Then let me help with those bags of yours."
"Ah, yes, please." a fleeting smile touched Amy's lips. She never got much attention from males around. Sonic ran from her, Tails and Knuckles found her annoying and a distraction. "They don't seem heavy, but they kinda are."
While she was vacillatingly pronouncing that Shadow was already taking the bags
Winter's Victim Chapter 1Winter's Victim Chapter 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
In the beginning, there was nothing. Nothing but eternal space and emptiness. A universe ready to sustain life and allow it to thrive. The silence was deafening, and yet, there was no one to hear it. No one alive.
Then came the thunderous roar of one being. One being that would become the ancestor of all men, gods and demons alike. But his hands and the hands of his children, Odin, Vili, and Vé, they fashioned nine realms or what we know as today as the universe.
The higher tier consisted of Asgard, the realm of the gods, Vanaheim, realm of the Vanir gods, Alfheim, realm of the light elves.
In the middle tier was Midgard, realm of the mortals, Jötunheim, the realm of the Ice Giants, and Svartalfheim, the realm of the Dark Elves.
In the lower tier, the tier forgotten by all mortals and not acknowledged by the gods of Asgard, was Nilfheim, the realm of ice and mist, Helhiem, the realm of the dead, and
Muspelheim, the realm of the Fire Giants.
The gods of Asgard, being the most
SweatersEverything had an answer, or, well, at least everything that could have some sense of logic behind it. Ples was full of them. Why do you dress so upscale It's the easiest to tailor for myself, as strange as it sounds! or what is that ticking noise It is my pocket watch, a part is broken inside, so it does sound rather loud, I apologize! or how do you manage to hold your liquor so well That, I am afraid, is a secret of my own! Or why in the blazes do you have that ratty turtleneck sweater that's too big on you.Sweaters6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
That, was something he could not answer.
Even if he could, Ples wouldn't give one. It was the only top that wasn't dry cleaned like his shirts or his vests or his trousers, even his more casual undergarments and pajamas were washed separately from the sweater. It was his secret, as if he already didn't have enough.
When the weather in the morning paper predicted rain for the evening, his lips would curl up in his own private excitement. Work would follow, and
Rainbow Dash TG VIIRainbow Dash TG VII4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The three ponies stood there in the back room of the boutique while Twilight Sparkle scrambled to come up with anything which could be considered an answer.
However, Rainbow Dash gave her no time to answer, continuing to pile on questions, each one stabbing at Twilight with more sharp pain than any knife could ever produce.
"Why are you here?"
"What do you want?
"Can't you see Rarity and I are busy?"
Twilight, immediately regretting her intrusion, was still unable to speak. It was Rarity who broke through the awkward silence.
"Um Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle? Is something the matter?"
Rainbow answered first, "No."
Twilight finally managed to squeak out a few words to explain her presence.
"No I mean yes I mean . everything's fine. I've come to talk to Rainbow Dash about something she needs help with. You see---"
"Oh, no," Rainbow Dash thought. There was no way she was going to let Twilight tell the whole world what she had shared with her. She interrupted befor
Thorns: Rose and Scorpius Ch. 4Thorns: Rose and Scorpius Ch. 44 years ago in Romance More Like This
Chapter 4 - Rose</i>
I didn't know what to say. I was shocked to have even run into anyone, despite my clumsiness. Scorpius looked down, well, actually, he glared at me. What did I ever do to him? Sure, I was cranky when he mocked James, but that's no reason to glare at me hours after. I'm a girl, for Merlin's sake! I'm supposed to act like a bitch spontaneously.
"What, Scor? Did Lorna actually resist your charms to get her into bed?" I teased, trying to lighten the tension I was suddenly feeling.
He laughed bitterly, which increased the tension and made me feel a whole lot smaller. "You're so funny, Weasley"--I hated it when he called me Weasley, but this time he wasn't teasing like usual, which made the name sting even more--"So funny I could die."
I sighed. "What's wrong, Scorpius?"
"What? You don't know?" His sarcasm surprisingly hurt me, and I tried not to show it.
I just look at him, and he chuckles humorlessly at my blank expression.
Garrett and KateI cant believe Jacob gave us this!Garrett and Kate7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Yes, now could you slow down?!
Why would I want to do that?! He let out a whoop as he popped a wheelie on the bike, the girl shrieking and clutching tighter to his seemingly human waist.
Maybe because otherwise you get the couch for the next millennia!
Aw youre such a wet blanket Katie
Urgh, he said as he sniffed. The things I do for you woman
Kate smiled as she lifted her head from the jaguar. But I like your eyes
Garret glared at her before sucking the jaguar dry, he wondered if Edward could hear his mental grumbling from a thousand miles away.
You know, fires just arent the same without marshmallows
Kate cocked her head at her mate quizzically. Whats a marshmallow?
Garret nearly fell over. You mean to tell me that something that has been around since 2000 BC has never been
For the FangirlsOnce upon a sad reality, in a land that is no further from you than your computer screen, there lived a group of fangirls who called themselves the Hiddlestoners.For the Fangirls4 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Hiddlestoners were made up of (mostly) teenaged girls, like the one who is writing this little story to keep herself from getting bored.
Most of them didn't have a boyfriend (This is, however, not a fact, but only an assumption, as the author is basing this off of her own life and only a handful of others) and they weren't planning on getting one anytime soon, unless his name was Tom Hiddleston.
These fangirls spent long hours on the internet, drooling over pictures, reading and writing fanfictions, creating fan art, and talking about how much they loved Tom Hiddleston.
And meanwhile, up in the cosmos, in Asgard, Loki Laufeyson was wondering what a Tom Hiddleston was, so he decided to pay Midgard a visit to find out.
When he came to the earth, Loki was overjoyed to discover that he had
Fruits Basket Mini FicFruits Basket Mini Fic10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"My, this is a big package," Shigure Sohma told the mailman as he slid it into the house. "I wonder who sent itů"
The mailman checked his clipboard. "A Mr. Ayame did, sir."
Shigure gave a special smile, "Oh, of course he did." He chuckled.
Shigure signed the receipt on the mailman's clipboard and waved him goodbye. As the mailman left, he closed the door and turned to the package. Shigure feared the package would be too heavy for him to lift and carry into the other room. (Though he's physically strong enough to lift such a package, his laziness weighs him down) He tested the package and found it was easy to lift. He gave a high-like happy smile and carried it into the other room, placing it on the table.
"Oh, right, it's taped..."
He gave another one of his high-like smiles and scurried off to the kitchen to grab a knife. As he entered the kitchen, the front door opened.
"Hellooo! Sensei! I came to visit!" a voice called. The front door closed after that and footsteps were heard.
Wendy Whitiko's Diary - Part 1SummerWendy Whitiko's Diary - Part 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I wish I knew what day it was so this could be a proper diary oh well, a simple season will have to do. Just having something to help me remember the days is more than enough.
It's been so long since I've written on paper actually, since I've written at all. I'm amazed I even remember all the letters. What are they called all together again? The alpha alpha alpha something, I think Eh, whatever. It's not like I'll ever have to know that kind of crap.
Well, the sun's out today. Which sucks, because it means I have to stay shut up here in the mines. Alone. But that's not so bad. I like being alone mostly because being alone means not being around dad. Which is the worst thing ever. Worse than having spider webs and dust in your hair. Worse than having to sl