Valentines Day Contest Entry
Saint Valentine's Day a day that is ironically coupled with an ambiguous meaning. While it a time for celebrating love, it is a time resented by those who do not have it; their thoughts made all the more bitter as they scramble to find anything close resembling a romantic relationship.
Then there are those who simply don't give a cuss.
The best example of those people are often found drowning themselves in their local Bar, and on the very evening of the loved and loathed February the 14th sat the hard shelled, cynical, vulgar and comically short Speckles. The Bar that night was particularly crowded with miserable patrons hoping to escape their loveless lives, except Speckles wasn't there for any special reason; she just liked getting drunk there. Her mood however, was all the more grouchy as she suspected the extra people might drain the liquor supplies faster. That would ruin her night, and then everyone else within punching range.
"Oi you damn lousy barkeep, I