The Opposite Day Genie IIThe Opposite Day Genie II
(Mature content warning! Story might mention sexual themes, minor cussing, and all around strangeness... it happens...)
The front door to the house burst open as the oblivious catgirl skips out onto the porch and begins her springy jog toward the downtown cosplay convention. It was nearly impossible for John to contain his excitement as every lovely bounce and curvaceous swing of Kim's body echoes through his silky consciousness.
"Best... day... ever..." John sighs to himself, complelety lost in bliss.
Rolling her eyes, Sylvia feels obliged to interrupt. "Hey bra boy... You do know that technically you are cradling the breasts of my former brother..."
"Yeah, but it's so much better than being stuck in the butt of my beautiful girlfriend, wouldn't you say? Because according to a conversation with your last boyfriend, you apparently "don't like it in the ass..." How's the we
The Opposite Day GenieThe Opposite Day GenieThe Opposite Day Genie5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity...)
"Steve... Oh STEVE! Wakey Wakey!" Sylvia forcibly chucks a pillow onto her sleeping brother's face.
"Wha... huh?" Steve throws the pillow off his face... "What the hell?" He looks at his 20 year old sister Sylvia decked out in Samus' zero suit. "Come on, the whole cosplay thing doesn't even start for another 4 hours! Leave me alone..." He shuts his eyes and attempts to drift back to sleep...
Sylvia sneaks close to his face and screams at the top of her lungs... "WAKEY WAKEY STEEVIE!"
"Gah! What!" He quickly sits up... "What the hell is your problem! I told you to leave me alone!"
"Exactly!" Sylvia smacks him in the face with another pillow. "Happy opposite day!"
"Happy WHAT?" Steve thro
You Are Who You EatYou Are Who You EatYou Are Who You Eat4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity... Also, no humans or animals were harmed in the making of this story...)
"Honey, your stupid package has arrived!" Lisa calls from the front door. "... And you'd better hurry, cause I don't think I want it in my house anyways..."
"Coming dear, please don't hurt it!" John hurriedly races into the living room. Quickly grabbing the package off the floor he squeals like a schoolgirl. "The Experimental Human Foodinator 3000! The only one in the whole world and it's ours!"
"Lisa, you don't understand! This is the greatest coolest most fantasticist thing... EVER!"
"Come on, we have got to try it!" John places the slight larger than a microwave device on the table and activates it causing tiny light to blink across the surface.
Bathroom Troubles 2 Karma...Bathroom TroublesBathroom Troubles 2 Karma...7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Karma Has Claws
Sitting in the drivers seat of the Monte Carlo, Johns paws struggle to maintain grip on the steering wheel as she speeds down the highway. More than a few times, she had been forced to use her claws, which left some aesthetically displeasing scratches, but she didnt care. The last thing they need right now is to get pulled over by a cop, John looks down at the dashboard, or that
John looks over at her sister, wide eyed. Meow She pulls one paw off the steering wheel and points it at the low fuel indicator illuminated on the dash. After a quick glance, Lauren smacks her head with one of her paws and runs it over her face. She looks over at her sister, shrugging her cat like shoulders. Mew? Approaching the nearest gas station, John motions for Lauren to hide in the back, and watches as she nimbly l
Perfect PolishPerfect PolishPerfect Polish10 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Thanks for coming over, Alica.”
Alica smiled at her friend, and closed the door behind herself. “I thought you had a big date tonight. What’s so important that you absolutely had to see me now, Lena?”
Lena bounced with excitement, then dashed off into her apartment, her long dark hair flowing out behind her like a comet. “I found this cool nail polish bottle at a vendor in town, and I want to use it to have perfect nails for my date tonight.”
Alica followed her more slowly. “Okay... why does that involve me?”
Lena returned with an ornate wooden box, and opened it to reveal a simple glass bottle with a stopper.
“Uh, Lena, that barely even looks like a nail polish bottle... though if it was one, it would be pretty cool. And there’s no applicator!”
Lena handed Alica the sheet of instructions that had come with her find, and Alica started to read with growing incredulity. &
Bathroom TroublesJohn groans, when he was at his own apartment this never happened. Just so happens that visiting his parents during spring break brings back one of his most annoying memories, having to share the only bathroom in the house with his sister. Ever sense entering college, she had started focusing more on her appearance. He had to admit it was working, all his friend kept asking him for her number constantly. Having a hot sister certainly has its upsides, but having to wait forever to use the bathroom because of it certainly isnt one of them.Bathroom Troubles7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
LAUREN! John bangs on the bathroom door multiple times. This is ridiculous, how long does it honestly take for you to get ready in the morning! You are 22 years old, you should know how to dress yourself by now!
Go away! John hears the water from the showing cease flowing. Look, Ive got to get ready.&
The Transformation PolkaThe Transformation PolkaThe Transformation Polka1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Two young women got out of a car and started walking toward a slightly run-down hotel. They were both dressed in jewel-toned knee-length dresses, and looked almost like sisters, especially with their long brown hair done up in identical up-dos.
“Seriously, Maria, what on earth possessed the student council to have prom here, of all places?” asked the slim one in the shimmering green dress.
“It was cheap, Ginny,” replied the slightly taller one in the wine-coloured dress. “We had to find an alternative to the gymnasium thanks to the repairs. Besides, there are other advantages to the location.”
“Other advantages...” Ginny looked around, and her eyes widened. “We’re right next to a freaking nudie bar, how is that an advantage?”
“It’s a topless bar,” Maria replied absently. “My uncle Leo works there, though he’s taking the night off t
Dairy Idol (Cow TF TG)It had been a long grueling day out in the desert, and as usual I was on my own. I was travelling with a group of fellow archeologists in order to check out an old tomb for some possible hidden treasure and artifacts. Unfortunately for me, I was stuck navigating this hot and musty old ruin by myself! My group had chickened out after watching The Mummy the night before, and decided against following me into the ruin. I made my way through the decrepit tomb, looking for some sort of special treasure to bring back. Sadly, searching ruins isn't as glamorous as they make it out to be in movies. There aren't any large caches of treasure, mystical artifacts, or Daedric weapons situated anywhere. It's a good thing that's the case, I'd hate to be transformed by some kind of weird magical artifact again!Dairy Idol (Cow TF TG)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
I wandered through the ruins, and looked about for anything worthwhile. Finally, I found a strange room in the back of the ruins. Sitting in the middle of the room was a glistening golden statue
The Cursed Forest TF TGOnce there was a village on the outskirts of a vast forest. The people of the village had feared the forest for many many years now, for anyone who entered it had never returned. Once, the forest had been a source of herbs and fungi and other precious plants, but since people had started going missing, nobody dared to go near it.The Cursed Forest TF TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Three teenage boy, Chris, Roger and Paul had heard the tales many a time. Each came up with various imaginative reasons for why people had never returned: eaten by wolves or fell foul of some dark magic were the common ones. They all thought these tales amusing but were keen to see if any of them were true.
"I say we go deep into the forest and then head out." said Chris to his friends.
"How far is deep? I've heard the forest goes on for miles." asked Roger.
"Who knows? I think some of these tales are a little tall." said Paul. "I'm for going in and finding out."
Some of the villagers got wind of their plan and told them not to go through with it. They were un
The Biggest Chicken Part 2 (Chicken TF TG WG)Some say one can never be too motherly, but I disagree. Heck, I'm a man, I should be fatherly! That being said, I don't feel too manly or fatherly at the moment. Heck, I'm not even a human anymore either! You see, my whole life changed in the blink of an eye one day. It all happened during my summer vacation. I had decided to hike through a forest just some nearby prairies. I hiked and hiked as my body started to sweat more and more. Eventually, I stopped off at a nearby rock to just relax.The Biggest Chicken Part 2 (Chicken TF TG WG)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
I thought about why I had traipsed through this forest, it was something that had occupied my thoughts for a long time. You see, I was a huge believer in paranormal phenomenon. Ghost trains, flickering lights, the words. However, I heard of something so hard to believe yet so easy to find. I heard tell of an old abandoned farm, and in this farm swirls mysterious tornado made out of feathers. The tornado is known as "The Dance Of Feathers" and it happens to be in a town near where I lost a dear frien
Candy Land: PlumpyCandy Land 1: PlumpyCandy Land: Plumpy5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Warning: Contains a girl to fruit TF. If that doesn't float your boat, feel free to set off to another port.
The roommates, dazed and disoriented, slowly began to come to. The last thing Terri, Lyssa, Maria, Allison, Betty, Darren, Gina, and Allen all remembered, they were setting up a newly-found (but old-looking) Candy Land game in the living room of the old house they had occupied for years and were about to vacate. Allen set up the board, placing the deck in its spot and setting out seven of the game pieces. When Maria, who was hesitant to play, finally relented, Allen placed her token at the starting line and everything went white, bright, and shaky.
"Ow, my head!" Lyssa complained. "I feel like I just woke up the day after a bender!"
"Shut up! You're too loud! My skull is splitting!" Terri fired.
"Where... wha... where are we??" Betty finally m
The Suit TGThe SuitThe Suit TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Mr. Gardener? I am the representative from Nuhaizi Global. A pleasure to meet you."
I looked up from my desk at the young, Chinese woman who stood in the doorway of my office. She had long, perfectly-black hair which fell in a seamless curtain on her neck. Her suit was lean and black as well, with only the even collar edges of a light-red top showing at her neck. Her expression was neither inviting nor abrasive. It looked clinical. Her eyes avoided mine and her voice was without accent.
I stood from my chair and reached out my hand to her. She took it calmly with a sedate shake and a slight bow. I gestured to the chair in front of my desk. Before sitting, she reached into a pocket, retrieved an immaculate business card, and handed it to me.
The card gave her name as "Miss Lin Xiumei" on one side and in Chinese on the opposite. The Nuhaizi logo and name was right after that, followed by "International Representative in Matters of Legal Concern" and "Fluent in English, C
The Gun TGThe GunThe Gun TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Eric Cole ran as his ex-girlfriend, Misty, screamed though the hallway, "I'm gonna blast your balls off!"
When he responded to heavy knocks on the front door of his apartment, it may have appeared she was leveling a handgun at him. But the colorful, purple handle gave away the true nature of her weapon.
He had no idea how he dodged the first blast of light and energy. Instinctively, he pushed the door in her face but her legs were already through and nothing would keep her out.
After the hallway and the threat still ringing in his ears, Eric sprinted into the living room and grabbed the mirror off the wall. It was tall and narrow and made for a decent shield.
Misty stalked around the corner, her colorful gun leading. Her black hair seemed darker than usual with tendrils that splayed across her forehead like spider legs. While a head shorter than him, Eric knew never to underestimate Misty with how much time she spent kickboxing in the gym.
In fact, with the shine of swea
Succubus TF"Damn it's so hot" Samantha says to Michelle as they walk to the club.Succubus TF5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was around 11pm in July in Miami but it was still as hot as if the sun was up. They were on their way to one of their favorite clubs in the city and Sam wanted to get there as soon as possible.
"Hold up" Michelle replies as Sam begins to almost jog down the street. Michelle was by far the hotter of the two. She had a pretty face with long red hair, and a body to die for. She had nice D cup breasts, a slim waist and a tight ass.
Sam had envied her since she was 15 years old. They grew up in the same small Florida town and had come out to Miami for a summer of partying after they graduated from high school.
Sam was by no means ugly; she just wasn't as...gifted. She had an equally nice face with short black hair. Her breasts were high B cups, her waist was so-so, and her ass was almost nonexistent. She was wearing some tight fitting jeans and a tank top with a sweatshirt over top just in case it did get cold, which
Birth of a Weapon - Part IIBirth of a Weapon - Part II2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The earth shook as an unexpectedly womanish shape departed the room, leaving the solid wood door crashing to a close, the walls trembling before the shockwave concussed the dim chamber.
Only the guards frantic movements and calls to his superior could be heard.
Agent Edison Smith’s world was closing in on him, his body failing him as he tried to maintain his grasp of reality. He struggled to maintain control while the wrathful serum coursed through his veins. The pain from the initial injection was beginning to subside, but the chilling serum infiltrated his circulatory system, leaving him hopelessly frozen in a fetal position.
“Sir! Agent Smith!” the guard called. “Get up!” His cries were falling on deaf ears. Smith’s hearing and inner ear functions were shutting down.
Synapses firing at random, Smith was losing command of his body. His muscles twitching, the loss of control began in his pelvis, slow
Trust Machines - StalkingTrust Machines - StalkingTrust Machines - Stalking1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Hey Tina, have you seen Joel anywhere?” Penny asked her friend worriedly as they walked from cheerleading practice to study hall. “I thought he was just off skiing with his folks this weekend, but when they got back they said they hadn’t seen him and thought he was with me...”
“Bah,” said the blonde. “What are you doing still mooning after him after what he did?”
Penny shook her head in confusion, sending her dark curls bobbing. “What? What are you talking about?”
“I heard from Rochelle that Candace’s brother said that Joel was stalking you. What a creep, he should just take no for an answer.”
“Stalking me?” Penny’s eyes went wide, then she started to giggle. “No, he wasn’t stalking me, he got himself Venned into stockings for me. So I could wear him for my chem final on Friday. He didn't have
Bimboized Birthday Vorhais TGVorhias bit into a bite of cake as he walked, the plastic fork resting against his tongue; it seemed to add an odd flavor of its own to the mix, though he wasn't sure if it was a good thing or not. The cake was barely worth eating to begin with. Scooping up a last piece of pink frosting to chew on, he dropped the remainder of the cake into a passing trashcan.Bimboized Birthday Vorhais TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"That's not very nice, you know." Vorhias froze, the gentle press of something vaguely cylindrical pressing between his shoulder blades. "Not that there's anything that says one has to be nice; it's often frowned upon in my line of business, in fact. But you could have at least thrown it out a few blocks further from where you got it."
"Who are you?" It was the only question that entered Vorhias head. He'd have thought there'd be a thousand questions in a situation like that, but only one was presenting itself. It was an unfortunately stupid question, though; As if someone with a gun was going to calmly announce who he was.
On Time - Pregnancy TGJohn’s nose itched; he sniffled a few times, trying to hold it in, and then gave in. The air passed through his nose in a massive sneeze, and he rubbed a finger beneath it. Snot; he should have expected it, really.On Time - Pregnancy TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Making a face, he ran it under the sink, first shivering at the cold, and then grimacing at the heat. It took him a few minutes of adjusting the nozzles to reach something decent, before grabbing the soap. The bubble stickled a little, but the mucus fell from his fingers with relative ease. He shook his fingers a few times to make absolutely sure it was gone, and then gave a sigh of relief.
He hated it when things went wrong. He hated it more when it involved germs, but largely he just didn’t like it when things failed to go according to plans. Things were supposed to work in the proper way; sneezes were supposed to occur when one had handkerchiefs to rub at them – which is why one was always supposed to have a handkerchief. But he didn’t have his
Magic Lamp -1- That Sucking FeelingHe had toiled and troubled for months, searching the old texts, assembling the old magics, working alone and in secret until John had done it. John had made a magic lamp, the kind like one would see in any number of Genie stories. Drab and bronze, it’s handle was simple, and its spout was bent and almost looked like a cheap toy. But then, it wasn't what was on the outside that mattered, but what was inside that counts. That's what the movies said, anyway. There was one last ingredient that was missing: the Genie herself. According to the ancient scrolls, though, the lamp would take care of that itself. All John had to do was get someone to rub the vessel and they would become the Genie, bound forever to the lamp, forced forever to serve and obey the lamp's owner, which John intended to be himself.Magic Lamp -1- That Sucking Feeling8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
John carefully put on a pair of gloves and grabbed the lamp. Then he stepped outside and went looking for his new Genie. He trekked down the steps of his apartment building, careful to
Exploding Breasts TGExploding BreastsExploding Breasts TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Even though I was a guy, the day I started growing breasts was a pretty normal day. I didn't have any strange sensation or weird itches or anything like that. I did have a dream which felt quite vivid overnight but which left me when I woke.
I walked into bathroom, trying to pull some of the seemingly-fantastic detail out of the haze of my thoughts, and slipped off my shirt.
Cracking my neck a few times, I glanced in the mirror. The area around my nipples was pressed out a little bit. Nothing too serious but, considering I was used to heavy-lifting at work and my muscles had adapted to that, it did surprise me.
I thought that perhaps I was eating a bit too much and something like a junior version of my Uncle Brad's 'moobs' were starting to show. And I didn't think any more of it at the time except to remind myself to eat a little less and exercise more.
The rest of that week was loaded with veggies and sit-ups. My best friend Adam came over a few times and chee
New Girl - TGJessica felt odd; Jessica often felt odd, actually, but he rarely admitted it to anyone but his parents, who always told him it was a perfectly natural part of growing up. They'd explained all of it to him in great detail, actually, steadily plodding on until he had almost run out of the room in tears; that had been when he was five, and simply wanted to know why his name was Jessica, when he was always to tell everyone his name was Jess.New Girl - TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Now that he was eighteen, his name was starting to seem like the worst of his worries. "Um te-" he clamped his jaws shut before the teacher could focus on him, focusing on the textbook in front of him and hoping that nobody would notice his burning cheeks. His voice had sounded soft and feminine, too odd to come from his broad chested frame. Not that it would matter in a moment, he supposed, but it was embarrassing; almost as embarrassing as telling them his groin hurt.
Glancing at the clock, he wondered if he could manage to hold on
Birth of a Weapon - Part IBirth of a Weapon - Part I2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
25 December 1969: Cold War Era
President Nixon stood solemnly as he addressed the world with an unprecedented announcement.
“The United States shall renounce the use of lethal biological agents and weapons, and all other methods of biological warfare. The United States will confine its biological research to defensive measures such as immunization and safety measures.”
Nixon’s speech did little to quell the fears of a third war between the world’s superpowers. The biological threat was merely a footnote to the nuclear arsenals of the United States and Russia. The world could not yet comprehend the awesome power and horrific capabilities that lie within the biological warfare arena. The shadow of the nuclear world was the perfect cloak for the further development of biological weapons.
12 June 1987
A man struggled to free himself from the limb restraints wrapped around his extremities; the hospitable bed he was imprisoned in clanged and crea
Succubus TF part 2Kylie and Lindsay were out at their favorite club in Miami. They thought it was just going to be a regular night where maybe they might get lucky with a guy. They did end up getting lucky...but not with a guy.Succubus TF part 25 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
They were at the club, dancing and drinking. Kylie was at the bar chatting up one of the cuter guys. She had short ginger hair, with eyes that were the deepest royal blue you can imagine. She was relatively cute, but her body left a little to be desired. She wasn't fat, but she was muscular from her years playing college volleyball. She had modest B cup breasts and a firm athletic ass, with a toned waist. Her legs were long, but not as slim as she would have liked. She was wearing a navy blue dress that was fairly long for a club dress, ending just before her knees.
Lindsay wasn't too far away, but was on the dance floor with a guy. She wasn't as cute as Kylie but wasn't ugly either. She had long brunette hair and jade green eyes. She had pretty much the same build as Kylie as sh
Revenge of the Geeks - TGJace grinned as his fist slammed into the lockers, relishing the feel of power as William whimpered. He ignored the pain, keeping the grin on his face as he leaned in close enough to spread his nacho breath across the boy's thick glasses. "Where's my homework, Willy?" he demanded, keeping an eye on the guy to see if he'd actually piss his slacks. It had been weeks since he'd gotten a picture like that for his collection. "You were supposed to get me my homework, remember? Make it look nice and pretty for me to take into my teachers? I'm finally at the point where I can hand in an A paper without suspicion, Willy. You can't let me down now, when I got my parents all primed."Revenge of the Geeks - TG6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I I don't I don't have your homework today, Jace," he whimpered, the voice grating on his ears. He ground his fist deeper into the locker, taking the pain in return for the look of stark terror on Willy's face as he let out another grin.
"You don't have my papers, huh? Guess you only did enough homework
Transformation Camera [Terry]The Transformation Camera was a crazy experiment that went public due to a breach in security. Luckily a failsafe enabled it so that only one app could be downloaded onto one phone at a time. Perhaps it would be better if the failsafe would prove effective...Transformation Camera [Terry]6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Terry was searching on his phone for fun new apps he could fool around with when he got bored, which happened more times then not. He was looking for something on the more silly side of things, that's what he found more entertaining. He scrolled up and down the store, before a particular app caught his eye. "Transformation Camera" it was called. Upon reading up on it the app seemed to be one of those things that alter an image you take to match your needs. It was free, and he figured he'd have a little fun with it. Perhaps he could get some of his family in on it to. He lived with his mom, dad, and two sisters (one was 17 while the other was 9, Tyler was the the middle child at 15) they might get a kick out of