The Opposite Day Genie IIThe Opposite Day Genie II
(Mature content warning! Story might mention sexual themes, minor cussing, and all around strangeness... it happens...)
The front door to the house burst open as the oblivious catgirl skips out onto the porch and begins her springy jog toward the downtown cosplay convention. It was nearly impossible for John to contain his excitement as every lovely bounce and curvaceous swing of Kim's body echoes through his silky consciousness.
"Best... day... ever..." John sighs to himself, complelety lost in bliss.
Rolling her eyes, Sylvia feels obliged to interrupt. "Hey bra boy... You do know that technically you are cradling the breasts of my former brother..."
"Yeah, but it's so much better than being stuck in the butt of my beautiful girlfriend, wouldn't you say? Because according to a conversation with your last boyfriend, you apparently "don't like it in the ass..." How's the we
The Opposite Day GenieThe Opposite Day GenieThe Opposite Day Genie5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity...)
"Steve... Oh STEVE! Wakey Wakey!" Sylvia forcibly chucks a pillow onto her sleeping brother's face.
"Wha... huh?" Steve throws the pillow off his face... "What the hell?" He looks at his 20 year old sister Sylvia decked out in Samus' zero suit. "Come on, the whole cosplay thing doesn't even start for another 4 hours! Leave me alone..." He shuts his eyes and attempts to drift back to sleep...
Sylvia sneaks close to his face and screams at the top of her lungs... "WAKEY WAKEY STEEVIE!"
"Gah! What!" He quickly sits up... "What the hell is your problem! I told you to leave me alone!"
"Exactly!" Sylvia smacks him in the face with another pillow. "Happy opposite day!"
"Happy WHAT?" Steve thro
You Are Who You EatYou Are Who You EatYou Are Who You Eat3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity... Also, no humans or animals were harmed in the making of this story...)
"Honey, your stupid package has arrived!" Lisa calls from the front door. "... And you'd better hurry, cause I don't think I want it in my house anyways..."
"Coming dear, please don't hurt it!" John hurriedly races into the living room. Quickly grabbing the package off the floor he squeals like a schoolgirl. "The Experimental Human Foodinator 3000! The only one in the whole world and it's ours!"
"Lisa, you don't understand! This is the greatest coolest most fantasticist thing... EVER!"
"Come on, we have got to try it!" John places the slight larger than a microwave device on the table and activates it causing tiny light to blink across the surface.
Candy Land: PlumpyCandy Land 1: PlumpyCandy Land: Plumpy4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Warning: Contains a girl to fruit TF. If that doesn't float your boat, feel free to set off to another port.
The roommates, dazed and disoriented, slowly began to come to. The last thing Terri, Lyssa, Maria, Allison, Betty, Darren, Gina, and Allen all remembered, they were setting up a newly-found (but old-looking) Candy Land game in the living room of the old house they had occupied for years and were about to vacate. Allen set up the board, placing the deck in its spot and setting out seven of the game pieces. When Maria, who was hesitant to play, finally relented, Allen placed her token at the starting line and everything went white, bright, and shaky.
"Ow, my head!" Lyssa complained. "I feel like I just woke up the day after a bender!"
"Shut up! You're too loud! My skull is splitting!" Terri fired.
"Where... wha... where are we??" Betty finally m
Bathroom TroublesJohn groans, when he was at his own apartment this never happened. Just so happens that visiting his parents during spring break brings back one of his most annoying memories, having to share the only bathroom in the house with his sister. Ever sense entering college, she had started focusing more on her appearance. He had to admit it was working, all his friend kept asking him for her number constantly. Having a hot sister certainly has its upsides, but having to wait forever to use the bathroom because of it certainly isnt one of them.Bathroom Troubles6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
LAUREN! John bangs on the bathroom door multiple times. This is ridiculous, how long does it honestly take for you to get ready in the morning! You are 22 years old, you should know how to dress yourself by now!
Go away! John hears the water from the showing cease flowing. Look, Ive got to get ready.&
Bathroom Troubles 2 Karma...Bathroom TroublesBathroom Troubles 2 Karma...6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Karma Has Claws
Sitting in the drivers seat of the Monte Carlo, Johns paws struggle to maintain grip on the steering wheel as she speeds down the highway. More than a few times, she had been forced to use her claws, which left some aesthetically displeasing scratches, but she didnt care. The last thing they need right now is to get pulled over by a cop, John looks down at the dashboard, or that
John looks over at her sister, wide eyed. Meow She pulls one paw off the steering wheel and points it at the low fuel indicator illuminated on the dash. After a quick glance, Lauren smacks her head with one of her paws and runs it over her face. She looks over at her sister, shrugging her cat like shoulders. Mew? Approaching the nearest gas station, John motions for Lauren to hide in the back, and watches as she nimbly l
The Suit TGThe SuitThe Suit TG4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Mr. Gardener? I am the representative from Nuhaizi Global. A pleasure to meet you."
I looked up from my desk at the young, Chinese woman who stood in the doorway of my office. She had long, perfectly-black hair which fell in a seamless curtain on her neck. Her suit was lean and black as well, with only the even collar edges of a light-red top showing at her neck. Her expression was neither inviting nor abrasive. It looked clinical. Her eyes avoided mine and her voice was without accent.
I stood from my chair and reached out my hand to her. She took it calmly with a sedate shake and a slight bow. I gestured to the chair in front of my desk. Before sitting, she reached into a pocket, retrieved an immaculate business card, and handed it to me.
The card gave her name as "Miss Lin Xiumei" on one side and in Chinese on the opposite. The Nuhaizi logo and name was right after that, followed by "International Representative in Matters of Legal Concern" and "Fluent in English, C
Perfect PolishPerfect PolishPerfect Polish3 weeks ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Thanks for coming over, Alica.”
Alica smiled at her friend, and closed the door behind herself. “I thought you had a big date tonight. What’s so important that you absolutely had to see me now, Lena?”
Lena bounced with excitement, then dashed off into her apartment, her long dark hair flowing out behind her like a comet. “I found this cool nail polish bottle at a vendor in town, and I want to use it to have perfect nails for my date tonight.”
Alica followed her more slowly. “Okay... why does that involve me?”
Lena returned with an ornate wooden box, and opened it to reveal a simple glass bottle with a stopper.
“Uh, Lena, that barely even looks like a nail polish bottle... though if it was one, it would be pretty cool. And there’s no applicator!”
Lena handed Alica the sheet of instructions that had come with her find, and Alica started to read with growing incredulity. &
The Cursed Forest TF TGOnce there was a village on the outskirts of a vast forest. The people of the village had feared the forest for many many years now, for anyone who entered it had never returned. Once, the forest had been a source of herbs and fungi and other precious plants, but since people had started going missing, nobody dared to go near it.The Cursed Forest TF TG4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Three teenage boy, Chris, Roger and Paul had heard the tales many a time. Each came up with various imaginative reasons for why people had never returned: eaten by wolves or fell foul of some dark magic were the common ones. They all thought these tales amusing but were keen to see if any of them were true.
"I say we go deep into the forest and then head out." said Chris to his friends.
"How far is deep? I've heard the forest goes on for miles." asked Roger.
"Who knows? I think some of these tales are a little tall." said Paul. "I'm for going in and finding out."
Some of the villagers got wind of their plan and told them not to go through with it. They were un
On Time - Pregnancy TGJohn’s nose itched; he sniffled a few times, trying to hold it in, and then gave in. The air passed through his nose in a massive sneeze, and he rubbed a finger beneath it. Snot; he should have expected it, really.On Time - Pregnancy TG4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Making a face, he ran it under the sink, first shivering at the cold, and then grimacing at the heat. It took him a few minutes of adjusting the nozzles to reach something decent, before grabbing the soap. The bubble stickled a little, but the mucus fell from his fingers with relative ease. He shook his fingers a few times to make absolutely sure it was gone, and then gave a sigh of relief.
He hated it when things went wrong. He hated it more when it involved germs, but largely he just didn’t like it when things failed to go according to plans. Things were supposed to work in the proper way; sneezes were supposed to occur when one had handkerchiefs to rub at them – which is why one was always supposed to have a handkerchief. But he didn’t have his
The Gun TGThe GunThe Gun TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Eric Cole ran as his ex-girlfriend, Misty, screamed though the hallway, "I'm gonna blast your balls off!"
When he responded to heavy knocks on the front door of his apartment, it may have appeared she was leveling a handgun at him. But the colorful, purple handle gave away the true nature of her weapon.
He had no idea how he dodged the first blast of light and energy. Instinctively, he pushed the door in her face but her legs were already through and nothing would keep her out.
After the hallway and the threat still ringing in his ears, Eric sprinted into the living room and grabbed the mirror off the wall. It was tall and narrow and made for a decent shield.
Misty stalked around the corner, her colorful gun leading. Her black hair seemed darker than usual with tendrils that splayed across her forehead like spider legs. While a head shorter than him, Eric knew never to underestimate Misty with how much time she spent kickboxing in the gym.
In fact, with the shine of swea
The Mansion - TG Part 1It was your stereotypical stormy night and Nathan just happened to be driving down a long stretch of road that was originally blocked off from the public but his GPS said it was a shortcut to where ever his destination. Eventually his car decided it had enough and broke down near the front of what looked to be an abandoned mansion but it was hard to tell due to the weather. There was a little bit of light coming from a few windows but the rain was doing a really good job at drowning it out.The Mansion - TG Part 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
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Eventually the rain let up enough which gave Nathan a golden opport
Ebil Witch Lady's Halloween PartyIt was that time of the year again when the leaves start to change color and the cold winter breezes slowly come in. The month of October seemed to pass by quickly as people got ready for the biggest night of the month: Halloween. Parents prepped their kids and made sure they were dressed up in the costumes of various characters; those young enough to not know better were accompanied by their parents as they took them out into the slightly breezy night.Ebil Witch Lady's Halloween Party2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This was the perfect time of the year for the infamous trickster, known by few as the Ebil Witch Lady. She loved Halloween just as much as all the children do, though she wasn’t in it for the candy. Halloween was a special time where she could use her magical abilities to cause mischief on all kinds of people. One might think she’s a monster for what she does, but nobody ever remembers who they once were when she’s finished. Of course, she had one condition that she followed to a tee: all of the adorable children were
Camera of Change: ParenthoodIt was a day of celebration for the Reeds family. Their youngest of two was turning ten. They were notorious for holding big parties where almost every relative would attend, but this year they decided to keep things smaller. The youngest, Hannah, was super excited to finally be turning the age where the double digits begin. So excited that she was prancing around the house and annoying her older brother Ian.Camera of Change: Parenthood1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ian was your typical fifteen year old: hormonal, full of energy, and looking forward to turning sixteen. He had been sitting on the living room couch when his sister jumped over the side and landed next to him. She just squealed that she was finally turning ten and just as quickly jumped up from the couch and ran out of the living room.
“I don’t understand her sometimes, it’s just her turning ten,” he muttered to himself.
“She’s finally in the double digits Ian, let her be excited. It’s her special day after all,” their mother said a
Catherine chapter twoCatherineCatherine chapter two7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Chapter two: An extra size
By the shadow demon
(Woman-Anthro domestic cat)
Theres nothing more that Catherine hated then history, and with Mr. Holt it wasnt better. Mr. Holt could bore you so bad that you prefer watching grass grow or paint dry then to here his voice.
Scratching her noise, Catherine paused, as it felt weird against her skin, her nose felt rough like leather then skin, thinking nothing of it, Catherine went back to her boredom.
Catherine was about to fall asleep but a sharp pain made wake up, for some reason her breasts felt really tight against her bra. Looking down Catherine could scare that breasts had grown since she left home and growing in front of her eyes.
What is going on? She thought as she watch in horror, as her bra digs in her back.
With a smothered snap, her bra strap broke by the strain. Catherine sat there in complete horror, as he breasts grow larger and very noticeable in her school clothes.
As she about to raise her h
Exploding Breasts TGExploding BreastsExploding Breasts TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Even though I was a guy, the day I started growing breasts was a pretty normal day. I didn't have any strange sensation or weird itches or anything like that. I did have a dream which felt quite vivid overnight but which left me when I woke.
I walked into bathroom, trying to pull some of the seemingly-fantastic detail out of the haze of my thoughts, and slipped off my shirt.
Cracking my neck a few times, I glanced in the mirror. The area around my nipples was pressed out a little bit. Nothing too serious but, considering I was used to heavy-lifting at work and my muscles had adapted to that, it did surprise me.
I thought that perhaps I was eating a bit too much and something like a junior version of my Uncle Brad's 'moobs' were starting to show. And I didn't think any more of it at the time except to remind myself to eat a little less and exercise more.
The rest of that week was loaded with veggies and sit-ups. My best friend Adam came over a few times and chee
Succubus TF part 2Kylie and Lindsay were out at their favorite club in Miami. They thought it was just going to be a regular night where maybe they might get lucky with a guy. They did end up getting lucky...but not with a guy.Succubus TF part 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
They were at the club, dancing and drinking. Kylie was at the bar chatting up one of the cuter guys. She had short ginger hair, with eyes that were the deepest royal blue you can imagine. She was relatively cute, but her body left a little to be desired. She wasn't fat, but she was muscular from her years playing college volleyball. She had modest B cup breasts and a firm athletic ass, with a toned waist. Her legs were long, but not as slim as she would have liked. She was wearing a navy blue dress that was fairly long for a club dress, ending just before her knees.
Lindsay wasn't too far away, but was on the dance floor with a guy. She wasn't as cute as Kylie but wasn't ugly either. She had long brunette hair and jade green eyes. She had pretty much the same build as Kylie as sh
Stranded part 6Stranded part 6Stranded part 64 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
By The Shadow Demon
(Woman into camel)
"Seth, Seth SETH!" Amy screams out as she franticly looks around as she lost sight of Seth for only a second. Fearing of the worst, Amy began to sob as she kept on running constantly looking around as she didn't want to be caught by the two weird creatures that have turned her entire class into various animals and she was the last. Catching her breath be hind a tree, Amy could her rustling coming towards her, Amy's heart began to beat faster and faster as out of no where a shadow hand came forward at. Amy let out a scream as she side steps the shadow hand and ran once more, the shadow hand soon lengthen forming into the full body of TSD staring at Amy.
"Darn it!" he growls as he turns to his opponent Trance making his way towards him.
"She's mine, Trance!" TSD cries out as he sinks back into the shadow to once chace after Amy.
"Come on legs, don't fail me now!" Trance said to himself as he ran as fast as he's four legs could
MicroMoveMicroMoveMicroMove2 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Thanks for coming over, Marty. You’re a life-saver. As always.”
“No worries, Nancy. I’m always glad to help my prettiest neighbour.”
“Bah. Now that I’m thirty, I don’t get those looks any more.”
Marty shook his head, it was an old argument. He looked around Nancy’s bare apartment. “Where is everything?” Instead of the furniture that was usually in her living room, all he could see was a set of four silver poles arranged in a large square about where the couch used to be.
Nancy gestured toward a small pile of white cubes next to one of the poles. “There. I need your hand bringing more boxes over to the cargo converter. We’ll need to move it later to do the bed, but it’s fiddly to align just right.”
“Okay.” Marty looked into the kitchen, saw several boxes there, and brought one out.
Bimboized Birthday Vorhais TGVorhias bit into a bite of cake as he walked, the plastic fork resting against his tongue; it seemed to add an odd flavor of its own to the mix, though he wasn't sure if it was a good thing or not. The cake was barely worth eating to begin with. Scooping up a last piece of pink frosting to chew on, he dropped the remainder of the cake into a passing trashcan.Bimboized Birthday Vorhais TG4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"That's not very nice, you know." Vorhias froze, the gentle press of something vaguely cylindrical pressing between his shoulder blades. "Not that there's anything that says one has to be nice; it's often frowned upon in my line of business, in fact. But you could have at least thrown it out a few blocks further from where you got it."
"Who are you?" It was the only question that entered Vorhias head. He'd have thought there'd be a thousand questions in a situation like that, but only one was presenting itself. It was an unfortunately stupid question, though; As if someone with a gun was going to calmly announce who he was.
The Costume Competition - p2The Costume Competition - p22 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I eventually awaken to the sight of my darkened bedroom. The curtains are open a crack, and faint moonlight spills through the gap. Wait, moonlight? The sun’s set already?! I sit up, duvet still rapped around me to protect me from the cold of my apartment. That’s one problem with this apartment; a lack of double glazing windows and student income means in the evenings, and the central heating is turned off to save money, it can get very cold very quickly. Does that mean I’ve slept all the way through the afternoon? I glance at my alarm clock; display reading 19:05. I’ve slept for 5 hours?! Dammit! I lie back on the bed, rubbing my eyes to rid them of sleep. I might as well get myself something to eat, I think with a sigh, pulling myself back up into a sitting position. My body protests, wanting only for me to fall back asleep, despite the 5 hours of rest I’ve already had. Why am I so tired? I wonder; I could quite easily
New Girl - TGJessica felt odd; Jessica often felt odd, actually, but he rarely admitted it to anyone but his parents, who always told him it was a perfectly natural part of growing up. They'd explained all of it to him in great detail, actually, steadily plodding on until he had almost run out of the room in tears; that had been when he was five, and simply wanted to know why his name was Jessica, when he was always to tell everyone his name was Jess.New Girl - TG4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Now that he was eighteen, his name was starting to seem like the worst of his worries. "Um te-" he clamped his jaws shut before the teacher could focus on him, focusing on the textbook in front of him and hoping that nobody would notice his burning cheeks. His voice had sounded soft and feminine, too odd to come from his broad chested frame. Not that it would matter in a moment, he supposed, but it was embarrassing; almost as embarrassing as telling them his groin hurt.
Glancing at the clock, he wondered if he could manage to hold on
Double ExpansionNikita and his girlfriend Christina were at Nikita's house one night. He wanted to chat with Christina about anything and play games. So before she came he went to the store to get some candy. He didn't know what to get so he grabbed a pink bag of something that looked like star burst from the shelf and ran back to his house.Double Expansion3 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Hey Christina, just ran out to get some candy for us to eat since you love sweet things." Nikita said to Christina.
"Cool, I bought a movie we can watch to. Should be good but lets tear into that candy." She said eyeing the bag.
"Sure." Nikita said tearing open the bag pouring it into the bowl he set in the den on the table.
Him and Christina started to eat the weird looking pink candy. They suddenly got a weird feeling like they couldn't stop. So they ate and ate until...
"Wow this stuff is sooooo goooood." Nikita said with Christina nodding.
"I know I feel so good, the taste is so good I just couldn't help my-..." Christina said stopping suddenly looking at Nik
Succubus TF"Damn it's so hot" Samantha says to Michelle as they walk to the club.Succubus TF4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was around 11pm in July in Miami but it was still as hot as if the sun was up. They were on their way to one of their favorite clubs in the city and Sam wanted to get there as soon as possible.
"Hold up" Michelle replies as Sam begins to almost jog down the street. Michelle was by far the hotter of the two. She had a pretty face with long red hair, and a body to die for. She had nice D cup breasts, a slim waist and a tight ass.
Sam had envied her since she was 15 years old. They grew up in the same small Florida town and had come out to Miami for a summer of partying after they graduated from high school.
Sam was by no means ugly; she just wasn't as...gifted. She had an equally nice face with short black hair. Her breasts were high B cups, her waist was so-so, and her ass was almost nonexistent. She was wearing some tight fitting jeans and a tank top with a sweatshirt over top just in case it did get cold, which
Trust Machines - StalkingTrust Machines - StalkingTrust Machines - Stalking3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Hey Tina, have you seen Joel anywhere?” Penny asked her friend worriedly as they walked from cheerleading practice to study hall. “I thought he was just off skiing with his folks this weekend, but when they got back they said they hadn’t seen him and thought he was with me...”
“Bah,” said the blonde. “What are you doing still mooning after him after what he did?”
Penny shook her head in confusion, sending her dark curls bobbing. “What? What are you talking about?”
“I heard from Rochelle that Candace’s brother said that Joel was stalking you. What a creep, he should just take no for an answer.”
“Stalking me?” Penny’s eyes went wide, then she started to giggle. “No, he wasn’t stalking me, he got himself Venned into stockings for me. So I could wear him for my chem final on Friday. He didn't have