The Opposite Day Genie IIThe Opposite Day Genie II
(Mature content warning! Story might mention sexual themes, minor cussing, and all around strangeness... it happens...)
The front door to the house burst open as the oblivious catgirl skips out onto the porch and begins her springy jog toward the downtown cosplay convention. It was nearly impossible for John to contain his excitement as every lovely bounce and curvaceous swing of Kim's body echoes through his silky consciousness.
"Best... day... ever..." John sighs to himself, complelety lost in bliss.
Rolling her eyes, Sylvia feels obliged to interrupt. "Hey bra boy... You do know that technically you are cradling the breasts of my former brother..."
"Yeah, but it's so much better than being stuck in the butt of my beautiful girlfriend, wouldn't you say? Because according to a conversation with your last boyfriend, you apparently "don't like it in the ass..." How's the we
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(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity...)
"Steve... Oh STEVE! Wakey Wakey!" Sylvia forcibly chucks a pillow onto her sleeping brother's face.
"Wha... huh?" Steve throws the pillow off his face... "What the hell?" He looks at his 20 year old sister Sylvia decked out in Samus' zero suit. "Come on, the whole cosplay thing doesn't even start for another 4 hours! Leave me alone..." He shuts his eyes and attempts to drift back to sleep...
Sylvia sneaks close to his face and screams at the top of her lungs... "WAKEY WAKEY STEEVIE!"
"Gah! What!" He quickly sits up... "What the hell is your problem! I told you to leave me alone!"
"Exactly!" Sylvia smacks him in the face with another pillow. "Happy opposite day!"
"Happy WHAT?" Steve thro
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(WARNING! MATURE CONTENT! Mention of nudity, sexual themes, and some profanity... Also, no humans or animals were harmed in the making of this story...)
"Honey, your stupid package has arrived!" Lisa calls from the front door. "... And you'd better hurry, cause I don't think I want it in my house anyways..."
"Coming dear, please don't hurt it!" John hurriedly races into the living room. Quickly grabbing the package off the floor he squeals like a schoolgirl. "The Experimental Human Foodinator 3000! The only one in the whole world and it's ours!"
"Lisa, you don't understand! This is the greatest coolest most fantasticist thing... EVER!"
"Come on, we have got to try it!" John places the slight larger than a microwave device on the table and activates it causing tiny light to blink across the surface.
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Karma Has Claws
Sitting in the drivers seat of the Monte Carlo, Johns paws struggle to maintain grip on the steering wheel as she speeds down the highway. More than a few times, she had been forced to use her claws, which left some aesthetically displeasing scratches, but she didnt care. The last thing they need right now is to get pulled over by a cop, John looks down at the dashboard, or that
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“It was cheap, Ginny,” replied the slightly taller one in the wine-coloured dress. “We had to find an alternative to the gymnasium thanks to the repairs. Besides, there are other advantages to the location.”
“Other advantages...” Ginny looked around, and her eyes widened. “We’re right next to a freaking nudie bar, how is that an advantage?”
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LAUREN! John bangs on the bathroom door multiple times. This is ridiculous, how long does it honestly take for you to get ready in the morning! You are 22 years old, you should know how to dress yourself by now!
Go away! John hears the water from the showing cease flowing. Look, Ive got to get ready.&
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Warning: Contains a girl to fruit TF. If that doesn't float your boat, feel free to set off to another port.
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"Ow, my head!" Lyssa complained. "I feel like I just woke up the day after a bender!"
"Shut up! You're too loud! My skull is splitting!" Terri fired.
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“Thanks for coming over, Alica.”
Alica smiled at her friend, and closed the door behind herself. “I thought you had a big date tonight. What’s so important that you absolutely had to see me now, Lena?”
Lena bounced with excitement, then dashed off into her apartment, her long dark hair flowing out behind her like a comet. “I found this cool nail polish bottle at a vendor in town, and I want to use it to have perfect nails for my date tonight.”
Alica followed her more slowly. “Okay... why does that involve me?”
Lena returned with an ornate wooden box, and opened it to reveal a simple glass bottle with a stopper.
“Uh, Lena, that barely even looks like a nail polish bottle... though if it was one, it would be pretty cool. And there’s no applicator!”
Lena handed Alica the sheet of instructions that had come with her find, and Alica started to read with growing incredulity. &
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"Mr. Gardener? I am the representative from Nuhaizi Global. A pleasure to meet you."
I looked up from my desk at the young, Chinese woman who stood in the doorway of my office. She had long, perfectly-black hair which fell in a seamless curtain on her neck. Her suit was lean and black as well, with only the even collar edges of a light-red top showing at her neck. Her expression was neither inviting nor abrasive. It looked clinical. Her eyes avoided mine and her voice was without accent.
I stood from my chair and reached out my hand to her. She took it calmly with a sedate shake and a slight bow. I gestured to the chair in front of my desk. Before sitting, she reached into a pocket, retrieved an immaculate business card, and handed it to me.
The card gave her name as "Miss Lin Xiumei" on one side and in Chinese on the opposite. The Nuhaizi logo and name was right after that, followed by "International Representative in Matters of Legal Concern" and "Fluent in English, C
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It was around 11pm in July in Miami but it was still as hot as if the sun was up. They were on their way to one of their favorite clubs in the city and Sam wanted to get there as soon as possible.
"Hold up" Michelle replies as Sam begins to almost jog down the street. Michelle was by far the hotter of the two. She had a pretty face with long red hair, and a body to die for. She had nice D cup breasts, a slim waist and a tight ass.
Sam had envied her since she was 15 years old. They grew up in the same small Florida town and had come out to Miami for a summer of partying after they graduated from high school.
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"How far is deep? I've heard the forest goes on for miles." asked Roger.
"Who knows? I think some of these tales are a little tall." said Paul. "I'm for going in and finding out."
Some of the villagers got wind of their plan and told them not to go through with it. They were un
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“Bah,” said the blonde. “What are you doing still mooning after him after what he did?”
Penny shook her head in confusion, sending her dark curls bobbing. “What? What are you talking about?”
“I heard from Rochelle that Candace’s brother said that Joel was stalking you. What a creep, he should just take no for an answer.”
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"Who are you?" It was the only question that entered Vorhias head. He'd have thought there'd be a thousand questions in a situation like that, but only one was presenting itself. It was an unfortunately stupid question, though; As if someone with a gun was going to calmly announce who he was.
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Eric Cole ran as his ex-girlfriend, Misty, screamed though the hallway, "I'm gonna blast your balls off!"
When he responded to heavy knocks on the front door of his apartment, it may have appeared she was leveling a handgun at him. But the colorful, purple handle gave away the true nature of her weapon.
He had no idea how he dodged the first blast of light and energy. Instinctively, he pushed the door in her face but her legs were already through and nothing would keep her out.
After the hallway and the threat still ringing in his ears, Eric sprinted into the living room and grabbed the mirror off the wall. It was tall and narrow and made for a decent shield.
Misty stalked around the corner, her colorful gun leading. Her black hair seemed darker than usual with tendrils that splayed across her forehead like spider legs. While a head shorter than him, Eric knew never to underestimate Misty with how much time she spent kickboxing in the gym.
In fact, with the shine of swea
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The earth shook as an unexpectedly womanish shape departed the room, leaving the solid wood door crashing to a close, the walls trembling before the shockwave concussed the dim chamber.
Only the guards frantic movements and calls to his superior could be heard.
Agent Edison Smith’s world was closing in on him, his body failing him as he tried to maintain his grasp of reality. He struggled to maintain control while the wrathful serum coursed through his veins. The pain from the initial injection was beginning to subside, but the chilling serum infiltrated his circulatory system, leaving him hopelessly frozen in a fetal position.
“Sir! Agent Smith!” the guard called. “Get up!” His cries were falling on deaf ears. Smith’s hearing and inner ear functions were shutting down.
Synapses firing at random, Smith was losing command of his body. His muscles twitching, the loss of control began in his pelvis, slow
New Girl - TGJessica felt odd; Jessica often felt odd, actually, but he rarely admitted it to anyone but his parents, who always told him it was a perfectly natural part of growing up. They'd explained all of it to him in great detail, actually, steadily plodding on until he had almost run out of the room in tears; that had been when he was five, and simply wanted to know why his name was Jessica, when he was always to tell everyone his name was Jess.New Girl - TG5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
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Glancing at the clock, he wondered if he could manage to hold on
Camera of Change: ParenthoodIt was a day of celebration for the Reeds family. Their youngest of two was turning ten. They were notorious for holding big parties where almost every relative would attend, but this year they decided to keep things smaller. The youngest, Hannah, was super excited to finally be turning the age where the double digits begin. So excited that she was prancing around the house and annoying her older brother Ian.Camera of Change: Parenthood2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ian was your typical fifteen year old: hormonal, full of energy, and looking forward to turning sixteen. He had been sitting on the living room couch when his sister jumped over the side and landed next to him. She just squealed that she was finally turning ten and just as quickly jumped up from the couch and ran out of the living room.
“I don’t understand her sometimes, it’s just her turning ten,” he muttered to himself.
“She’s finally in the double digits Ian, let her be excited. It’s her special day after all,” their mother said a
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I walked into bathroom, trying to pull some of the seemingly-fantastic detail out of the haze of my thoughts, and slipped off my shirt.
Cracking my neck a few times, I glanced in the mirror. The area around my nipples was pressed out a little bit. Nothing too serious but, considering I was used to heavy-lifting at work and my muscles had adapted to that, it did surprise me.
I thought that perhaps I was eating a bit too much and something like a junior version of my Uncle Brad's 'moobs' were starting to show. And I didn't think any more of it at the time except to remind myself to eat a little less and exercise more.
The rest of that week was loaded with veggies and sit-ups. My best friend Adam came over a few times and chee
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Eventually the rain let up enough which gave Nathan a golden opport
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Making a face, he ran it under the sink, first shivering at the cold, and then grimacing at the heat. It took him a few minutes of adjusting the nozzles to reach something decent, before grabbing the soap. The bubble stickled a little, but the mucus fell from his fingers with relative ease. He shook his fingers a few times to make absolutely sure it was gone, and then gave a sigh of relief.
He hated it when things went wrong. He hated it more when it involved germs, but largely he just didn’t like it when things failed to go according to plans. Things were supposed to work in the proper way; sneezes were supposed to occur when one had handkerchiefs to rub at them – which is why one was always supposed to have a handkerchief. But he didn’t have his
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"Oh, okay," Lauren said hesitatingly as she put a stack of folded jeans onto their proper shelf.
"That is, unless you have something you have to be at...a date, going out with friends, anything..." Ashley was clearly once again passive aggressively taunting Lauren for her usual lack of social activity and relationships. She wasn't exactly the 'social butterfly' that most of the people who worked in her department. Mostly because she didn't have the same confidence as the others...while most of them were high school or even college cheerleaders and the like, she was a bit more booky. In fact, some of her co-worker
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"Sorry, Jane I was sorta out of it again "
"Is that why you failed to give those three guys hitting on you the brushoff?"
Jake squirmed uncomfortably, plucking at the baggy shirt that sometimes made boys wonder what he was hiding. He stopped when he saw her frown, long hair smacking against her breasts a few times in the motion; them bei