Invader Zim BloopersTak The Hideous New Girl:Invader Zim Bloopers4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tak: Your a bigger fool than I ever imagined.
Tak: Your a bigger fool than I ever imagined.
Tak: Your an embarrassment to nature, did you know that?
Game Slave 2:
Iggins: *Looking terrified*
Gaz: Heeere's GAZZY!!!
Iggins: That's not your line!
Gaz: *Looks at script title* Oops! Wrong one!
Me: *Whspering to Jhonen* DUMBASS!!!
Rise Of Zitboy:
Zim: *puts on zit-off* AH! IT MADE IT WOOORSE!!!
Random Commercial Lady: Then try...PROACTIVE!!!
Jhonen: THIS ISN'T A F***ING COMMERCIAL!!!
A Room With A Moose:
Zim: A room...WITH A MOOSE!!!
Dib: *Dives into worm-hole and shoots the moose* Point one for earth.
Me: CUT!!! DIB!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE A MOOSE IS!??!
Dib: Nooo...not really...
Me: WELL ITS F***ING EXPENSIVE!!! AND CANADA ISN'T VERY GENEROUS!!!
Dib: BUT HE'S AN ALIEN!!!
Host: RESTRAIN HIM!!!
Dib: *In restrain jacket* Hey! This is pretty comfortable! ^_^
The whole crew: O_O
The Premise of ZimThe Premise of Zim4 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Zim. Zim. Zim.
That little green guy, everybody knew him...
He almost destroyed his home planet, how sad...
The next operation for conquest came...the Tallest knew this would be bad.
He wasn't invited, but he came...
They dreaded having "Invader" paired with his name...
He was so short...none was ever so small.
They gave him a lackadaisy servant who was off the wall.
That thing called itself GIR...no one knows why.
Off the two went...things were about to go awry.
Their destination was this: Earth.
Zim said, "This little planet is mine!"
And the Dib knew this. He knew it for awhile.
Aliens were coming...those monsters were vile.
The boy recognized Zim immediately--no human could he be!
Enslaving all people was his mission--definitely!
But no one believed him. They said he was crazy.
Zim plotted, he did, he did...
In the process doing horrible things to that Dib...
How no one saw through his ruse was a mystery.
He was going to make mankind history.
He's as ruthless as he wants to be..
invader ZIM 10 minutes of doominvader ZIM 10 minutes of doom5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"Ten Minutes To Doom" by Rob Hummel
EXT. SKOOL FRONT YARD - AFTERNOON
High drama... Slow motion... The Skool BELL RINGS. It's three o'clock and all of the kids are heading home.
As credits roll, we see ZIM walking happily. Dib and Torque Smacky stand nearby. Dib turns to Torque and says something. Torque CHUCKLES menacingly and throws a ball al ZIM. ZIM falls to the ground, dislodging his backpack. Everyone LAUGHS at ZIM. Slow motion laughter is creepy. Torque sees Dib laughing and gets disgusted at the unpopular kid's enjoyment. ZIM hits the floor and everything goes back to REAL-TIME as ZIM's PAK pops off of his back. Dib's eyes light up in shock al the sight and he quickly takes action. He holds it for a beat, awed, then runs off with it. We push in on ZIM's dazed face, into BLACK as he passes out.
We hear a strange, alien HEARTBEAT. A CLOCK appears on the screen, counting down from ten minutes.
ZIM (V.O.) Ughh... Whuh? My lifeclock? Why? Lifeclocks don't come o
Over the Years, Part 1Summary: An Invader Zim story, part of a series of five. Gretchen talks to Dib shortly after Tak's disappearance. One-sided Gretchen/Dib.Over the Years, Part 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hey, did you hear about that Tak girl?"
Gretchen had been gazing across the lunchroom absentmindedly, her eyes (as usual) falling onto one particular dark head sitting several tables away. But Melvin's sudden mention of that name-the name of the very girl she was thinking about-had startled her from her dreary thoughts.
Melvin took a bite of his sandwich; he chewed for a moment before continuing.
"Yeah. Notice how she wasn't in class today? It was on the news last night. Apparently she's gone missing."
He nodded, taking another bite of his sandwich. "Yeah. Her dad was on the news, freaking out. There was also something about a weinie stand and a volcano...not exactly sure how that's related."
He trailed off. Gretchen paused for a
Doom at the Great Canyon Pt. 1Gaz: So.... is that everything?Doom at the Great Canyon Pt. 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Dib: Let's see...yep, that's everything.
Victoria: Ya sure?
GIL: Alright, everyone all set?
Gaz: So, all we need is a ride.
Victoria: Dad's out of town... can your dad drive us, Dib?
Dib: Hm, well, he's always busy...
Membrane: *Appears out of nowhere* Not today I'm not! I'll drive you there!
ZIM: Well, that's convenient. Now, where are we going again?
Dib: One of the wonders of the Earth, the Grand Canyon.
ZIM: The Grand Canalope?
ZIM: Yes, I am. Moving on, let's go!
Membrane: Alright, let's go...WAIT! I don't think this vehicle will hold all of us, and...
GIL: Be right back. *Uses time abilities and reworks the vehicle to make it bigger* Looks pretty roomy to me.
Gaz: Yeah, dad.
Membrane: Huh, that's weird...I could've sworn it was smaller than that...OH NO, I CAUGHT THE INSANE VIRUS FROM DIB!
Membrane: I'M GOING INSANE!!! *Crashes through wall of house and runs up to his room*
Victoria: ! Well... that was u
Taken For GrantedTaken For Granted3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Dib rolled his eyes. Of course Zim would be going off again. This time was no different to the last, except instead of rambling on about the cafeteria food giving him blisters, he was directly addressing the cafeteria drone herself. She ignored him of course, barely casting an eye towards the green 'child' directly in front of her, let alone every other student in the cafeteria for that matter.
How could they not see? Even after a two years of the same nonsense. Dib had at least expected something to change. But no. He was still picked on. Still known as the crazy kid with no friends. The paranormal freak.
Putting his hand to his chin, Dib slowly ate his cafeteria food, trying to blot out the noise of Zim's raspy voice, but it was no good. He could still hear it ringing throughout his head. He almost envied how the other students could block Zim out so easily. He just wouldn't shut up.
The pounding sensation emerging on the right side of his temple didn't help either. The more Zim rant
Taks poem to Zim longerversionTak's Poem To Zim (My longer Version)Taks poem to Zim longerversion8 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
For longer than i can remember
I've been looking for someone like you
Someone with a head like yours and a torso too
Birds sing and your gonna pay
Because I remember how you ruined my life to this very day
Don't concider this a happy reunion
I'm here to take what's mine and leave you in ruin
For you see, because of you, I was sent to planet dirt
Now that I've found you I'm gonna make you hurt
No longer will I cry over my petty loss
I will make you suffer
Here's a meat covered in barbecue sauce
PWF Profile - ZimPWF Profile - Zim3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Zim is an alien from planet Irk who was sent to Earth for what he THINKS is a mission to conquer as part as Operation Impending Doom 2. However, he's actually been banished. He's been on Earth for seven long years, and still has no idea that his mission was just an excuse to get rid of him.
He's tried to destroy the Earth more times than he can count, but each time, the troublesome Dib human foiled his plans. Annoyed? Yes. However, after a certain event that occured in 7th grade, Zim's attempts at conquering the planet had become... pitiful. It seemed like he had stopped trying. He had also started becoming sort of attatched to Dib. I will not explain any more.
On the first day of 7th grade, Zim showed up to skool with a different disguise, one with longer hair. He had somehow grown a little taller, maybe having something to do with the gravity on Earth? I dunno, and I don't care. He's taller. So there. He also changed his clothes a little bit, probably because the previous year, he ob
Once Human,Now Irken Ch. 10As soon as Dib pulled out that water bottle, Meg cried out in fear, and stepped backwards. Unfortuantly, she'd run out of flat ground, and tumbled down the concrete school steps, screaming. "Meg!!" Zim cried out, shakily getting to his feet, still hurting from his watery encounter. Dib laughed malisciously, and ran down the steps towards the two Irkens. Meg lifted her head, a little dazed from the crash. "Meg, run!!!!" Zim yelled, charging forwards, grabbing Meg's hand and sprinting out of school, dragging the surprised Irken girl behind him. "YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASILY!!!" Dib hollered, and pursuited after them.Once Human,Now Irken Ch. 104 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim was pulling Meg along, desperately avoiding obstacles and people along the way. Meg was running along behind him, out of breath and trying her hardest to keep up with him. But as she ran, she saw images and heard voices in her head...
"JJ! Wait!! Slow down, I'm not as fast as you!!!"
Meg blinked rapidly. Wha-What was going on??!!
She was in the forest. It w
THE TRUTH ABOUT ZADR.THE TRUTH ABOUT ZADR.THE TRUTH ABOUT ZADR.5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
SUMMERY- WHAT DO ZIM AND DIB THINK ABOUT ZADR? FIND OUT.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM
I MEAN NO DISREPECT TO ZADR FANS
Me: so, what do you two think about ZADR?
Dib: Do i even want to know what that is?
Me: it's Zim and Dib romance.
Zim: what filthy human would even go so far as to wright that!?!?! *he's mad*
Me: i dont know. but dont worry, i HATE ZADR. its nasty. but just answer the question: what do you to think about ZADR, and give a few explations on what you dont like it.
Dib: i've never even read one, and i already feel ready to barf just talking about it. c'mon! im only 11!!!
Zim: there is NO WAY i would ever love a human! besides, on Irk im only 16!!
Dib: on IRK? so how old are you on Earth?
dib: but 16 doesnt go into 159 evenly!!
zim: it has something to do with time zones and stuff.
Dib: oh okay.
Me: ok, now im curious. what would eaither one of you do if you found out someone was wrighting a ZADR that involved being in bed a
Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P8Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P84 years ago in Profiles More Like This
So we left off at Dahvie and Jayy in Chapters
and Jayy trying to get Dahvie to buy him
Dahvie storms out of Chapters.
"Ugh why does Jayy WANT me to buy him that
book?" he thought to himself.
Jayy comes out of Chapters and gets Dahvie.
Half drags him back into the store.
"Jayy, what the f--- are you doing?" outraged Dahvie.
"You will get me that book. We'll go halfsies on it
okay?" Jay''s voice goes from scary to
"Alright gosh. Your harsh"
"You think I'm harsh. I'll show you."
"....I'm scared. SAVE ME!!"
They got Jayy his book and go back to shopping
and then Jayy's house again.
"Shut up. I'm looking for alcohol"
"Over there." Points to the cupboard and smiles.
Dhavie grabs some whiskey and starts drinking
right out of the bottle. Jayy has left the room
right before Dahvie finds the whiskey...Dahvie
grabs the bottle and sits on the couch, drinking.
Jayy comes back to find Dahvie on his couch.
"Hey Dahvie I see you found the whiskey"
Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P3Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P34 years ago in Profiles More Like This
So we left off at Jayy and Dahvie deciding what bar to
go to that night, and party it up!!
"What time are we going?" Dahvie asks.
"Whatever doesn't matter"
"Good I'll go do my hair. It's starting to annoy me."
"Have fun. See you later, pick me up at 9."
Dahvie walks over to his washroom to do his hair and
Jayy leaves. While picking up his straightener he
"OH MY F---ING GOD!!" Dahvie yells in
Offended he puts a Hello Kitty band-aid on his
finger and straightens his hair and whatever else he
does to pimp his hair.
Afterwards he put on his guy-liner but he
kind of missed his eyelid and poked himself in the
eye with a sharp eyeliner pencil.
"WHY IS EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENING TODAY!
I THINK I HAD SEX WITH JAYY, MY F---ING
STRAIGHTENER AND MAKE-UP DISAPPEAR, I
BURN MYSELF AND NOW I POKE MYSELF IN
THE EYE WITH MY F---ING GUY-LINER!!"
Screams Dahvie at the top of his lungs, loud
enough to disturb even the people who live
across the street. Birds even flew away from
Once Human,Now Irken Chapter 4"Meg?"Once Human,Now Irken Chapter 44 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Where are you?"
"We were just kidding about!"
"You didn't have to go in that tent!"
"We miss you!"
"Where are you, Meg?"
Meg slowly started to come round. After that horrible experiance at the carnival, she felt drained of her energy, and her joints were so stiff she could hardly move her arms or legs. But at the same time, she knew that all hopes of rest were gone, and going back to sleep wasn't an option. Meg slowly opened her eyes, and found herself in a living room. But it looked nothing like her own, back in Maple Town. It's walls were a rich purple, with the biggest TV screen Meg had ever seen.
It may not have been ordinary, but it was definately a living room.
Meg soon discovered she was lying on a sofa, which was a soft, lime green colour. It was surprisingly comfy, she thought, as she looked all around the living room, taking in every detail. She turned to look at the TV screen again, but standing right in front of her was a little silver robot with big, cyan co
Twilight Commentary: Ch. 1 - 4PrefaceTwilight Commentary: Ch. 1 - 44 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Okay, so my mom actually checked the first Twilight book out from the library because she was "curious". I, seeing a chance to read Twilight on someone else's card so I wouldn't be charged for any damage to the book, stole it from her. It turns out my stealth was utterly wasted.
Being a person who reads the back cover of a book, I did so. Even if I hadn't heard that Edward was a (sorry excuse for a) vampire, that he wanted Bella's blood, and that she was too stupid to run away, it wouldn't have mattered.
Then, I noticed the dedication page, which read:
"For my big sister Emily, without whose enthusiasm this story might still be unfinished."
I hate you, Emily.
With much affection,
- Sad lonely teenage girl punishing herself because... why now? To tell you the truth, I couldn't care less, but w
Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P9Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P94 years ago in Profiles More Like This
So we left off at Dahvie storming out of Jayy's house
after they.... you know
Dahvie walks out and slams the door behind him.
"Aw, he left. SHOWER TIME!!"
Jayy gets in and sings, while taking a shower.
Meanwhile in the parking lot.......
*Dahvie singing some random song*
"What are you singing?" Barbara asks Dahvie (out of
"Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects"
"Oh I like that song it's catchy"
"What's your dirty secret?"
".." Thinks about it "too dirty"
Dahvie unlocks his car and gets in.
"I'll call you sometime"
Drives away awkwardly before she could answer
"Gotta get out of here. EVERYBODY'S AFTER ME!!"
Dangerously turns corner, parks and goes into
Pulls out whiskey and lies on couch, drinking
and watching tv.
"You'd think he has had enough of me. But no,"
takes a swig "he does it again. He just
thinks he can f--- my sh-t like I don't care.
Well sometimes I care! GOD DAMN IT THERES
NOTHING GOOD ON!!"
Dahvie keeps gru
Seven Haiku*Seven Haiku6 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
It is a long road
The flowers are not blooming
The day is lonely
After the twilight
By the rabbit of the moon
I am now watched
At the end of storm
There is silence on the hills
And I am waiting
In darkness and light
The water will be streaming
And leading the way
When I am in grief
The song of cherry blossoms
Is what I can hear
Sunshine after rain
When I saw it, in my heart
I was delighted
And now, about you
In the pupils of the eyes
Starting to reflect
Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P7Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P74 years ago in Profiles More Like This
So we left off at Dahvie picking up chicks
at the park where he was talking to a girl
walking her dog.
"Haha your funny" the woman says to Dahvie.
"Thanks baby, say. What's your name?"
"Barbara and what's your name?"
"Dahvie. Dahvie F---ing Vanity."
"Here's my number. Call me sometime"
"See you, Dahvie"
With that Barbara left, winking and
smiling over her shoulder at Dahvie.
After that Dahvie went to find Jayy.
He found Jayy back at Starbucks talking
"Sigh, there he is talking to his new boyfriend"
Dahvie moodily thought to himself, before walking
up to them.
"Yeah, I know right. Oh hey there" Johm says to
"Hi there. Johm this is Dahvie whom I was
just telling you about"
"Nice to see you"
Dahvie awkwardly smiles.
"Well we best get going."
"Okay Jayy. Call me later."
Jayy and Dahvie walk away to Dahvie's car.
But guess who's driving this time?.............DAHVIE!!!
So they went to Jayy's house, for once. And they
had lunch and
InvaderconIII:Final Doom! news!!InvaderconIII:Final Doom! news!!2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ok, guys! InvaderCON III final doom is doing its kickstarter now! please try to sponser them! they are almost to the required amount! also if you donate enough you can get a advance ticket to InvaderCON III! and help decide WHERE it may be! I will leave a link in the description below try to spread the word as much as possible there are only 11 day's left for this events kickstarter to reach their goal please guys! please hurry! or suffer the wrath of ZIM!!!
ReleaseRelease4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Do you see
when you look in my eyes?
Do you see a devil
Is there not a heart
beating in my chest?
Will your fear ever
be lain to rest?
Are there any
you can trust?
Or will fear
make us a disgust.
Will you hold me
to every wrong
or will you someday
see the right?
I am not a dog
who loves to fight -
I am a dog
who is no different,
I want love and compassion,
to provide you full
I envy those breeds
for which every man loves
I am left in shelters,
a happy dog, still,
and I am forgotten
your hate leaving me ill
in the minds of others
who look for a dog,
I am not the first they seek,
I am the distant monster
in the fog.
I am the one who will tear
the world apart.
I am the one
with the shrunken heart .
I am the one
who will leave you in pain.
I am the one
For it is I,
who through all my
will suffer and mourn,
who will be left behind,
who will be buried.
oh, but I
Once Human,Now Irken Chapter 5A small, green, some sort of alien in some sort of space uniform with long black antennae walked into the room, eyeing Meg with his incredibly large, magenta eyes. Meg narrowed her eyes at him. He scowled back at her. "So, you're the guy who took me from my home?" Meg muttered, staring hard at this strange, alien-like creature. "Yes, Earth-stink, I captured you, and now you are going to tell me the secrets to conquering this FILTHY planet of FILTH!" the alien yelled out, putting heavy emphasis on the word "filth". "But first, maybe you should see the effects of your transformation." An evil grin swept across the aliens face, as he held up a mirror in front of Meg's face. Sweating a little, Meg crawled forwards to peer at her reflection, and gave a gasp of shock at what she saw.Once Human,Now Irken Chapter 54 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She looked exactly like the alien in front of her. Her skin was a pale green, and her eyes were big and a deep, chocolate-brown colour, with thick black eyelashes. She still wore the clothes she wore
PWF Profile - DibPWF Profile - Dib3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
For seven long years, Dib has been trying to expose/destroy the Irken invader, Zim, who showed up in his fifth grade class one day. As soon as Dib saw this green kid, he KNEW he was an alien. Of course, no matter how obvious it was, and no matter how hard he tried to prove it, no one believed Zim was really an alien. He became very discouraged after awhile.
After about four years, something happened between Zim and Dib that changed EVERYTHING between them. However, I will not tell you what it is yet. After this event, Zim had actually tried LESS to destroy the Earth, even though he always talked about it. Not only that, but he seemed less like a threat to Dib and more like a source of entertainment. Zim started barging right into Dib's room randomly, climbing in through the window, and insisting on bugging him. Annoyed as he was, Dib didn't actually TRY to make Zim leave. They still hated eachother... or at least they kept saying they did. No matter how much they hated eachother though
1 The Virus / 2 The Plan - Monsters Within Fanfic1 The Virus / 2 The Plan - Monsters Within Fanfic3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1 The Virus
Scene: the skool classroom
Dib is bored out of his mind. He's tapping his fingers on his desk, staring into space, drooling a little. It is late afternoon and the day has been dragging.
He looks outside. The sun is dipping lower in the sky but the day still hasn't ended.
Ms Bitters is ranting and raving about, what else, DOOM. Her favourite subject. Dib keeps tuning in and out of it, but it's going something like this:
We are all DOOMed, each in our own individual DOOMed ways. A lot of us - most of you DOOMed children, I DARE say - will be destroyed by the monsters of DOOM that this filthy world creates to prey on innocence. More intellectual types may be destroyed by the monsters of DOOM that exist within their minds. Either way, monsters of DOOM will come for you, each and every one...
That's enough of that. Dib sighs audibly. A spitball hits him in the back of the head and he grimaces. How much longer can he survive? So, as a means of entertainm
Oodles's True Feelings - RxO"OOOOOOOOOOOODLES???!!!"Oodles's True Feelings - RxO4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Oh man, no...not now, please not now...
"Oodles? Where are you??!!"
No, I couldn't let him find me. I'd spent ages finding a place where he'd never find me, and all that work was NOT gonna be wasted.
"Look, I know you're here! Show yourself!!!"
Oh boy, he was opening cupboards now. If he came any closer, I'd be found out, and I knew EXACTLY what would happen...
Suddenly, the cupboard doors were yanked open, and the light flooded into my hiding place. I winced, my eyes not used to the harsh light, and as my eyes became adjusted to the brightness, I realised I was face-to-face with my worst possible nightmare.
"Hello Oodles!" Ren greeted me, his tail wagging like crazy, grinning in a slightly goofy fashion. I sighed, and crawled out of the cupboard I had been hiding in. "Hello....Ren..." I replied irratibly. Honestly, he was like a flea that wouldn't stop biting.
WHAT KIND OF A BEST FRIEND IS THAT??!!
The next thing I kne