PWF Profile - ZimPWF Profile - Zim3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Zim is an alien from planet Irk who was sent to Earth for what he THINKS is a mission to conquer as part as Operation Impending Doom 2. However, he's actually been banished. He's been on Earth for seven long years, and still has no idea that his mission was just an excuse to get rid of him.
He's tried to destroy the Earth more times than he can count, but each time, the troublesome Dib human foiled his plans. Annoyed? Yes. However, after a certain event that occured in 7th grade, Zim's attempts at conquering the planet had become... pitiful. It seemed like he had stopped trying. He had also started becoming sort of attatched to Dib. I will not explain any more.
On the first day of 7th grade, Zim showed up to skool with a different disguise, one with longer hair. He had somehow grown a little taller, maybe having something to do with the gravity on Earth? I dunno, and I don't care. He's taller. So there. He also changed his clothes a little bit, probably because the previous year, he ob
Taken For GrantedTaken For Granted3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Dib rolled his eyes. Of course Zim would be going off again. This time was no different to the last, except instead of rambling on about the cafeteria food giving him blisters, he was directly addressing the cafeteria drone herself. She ignored him of course, barely casting an eye towards the green 'child' directly in front of her, let alone every other student in the cafeteria for that matter.
How could they not see? Even after a two years of the same nonsense. Dib had at least expected something to change. But no. He was still picked on. Still known as the crazy kid with no friends. The paranormal freak.
Putting his hand to his chin, Dib slowly ate his cafeteria food, trying to blot out the noise of Zim's raspy voice, but it was no good. He could still hear it ringing throughout his head. He almost envied how the other students could block Zim out so easily. He just wouldn't shut up.
The pounding sensation emerging on the right side of his temple didn't help either. The more Zim rant
The Premise of ZimThe Premise of Zim4 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Zim. Zim. Zim.
That little green guy, everybody knew him...
He almost destroyed his home planet, how sad...
The next operation for conquest came...the Tallest knew this would be bad.
He wasn't invited, but he came...
They dreaded having "Invader" paired with his name...
He was so short...none was ever so small.
They gave him a lackadaisy servant who was off the wall.
That thing called itself GIR...no one knows why.
Off the two went...things were about to go awry.
Their destination was this: Earth.
Zim said, "This little planet is mine!"
And the Dib knew this. He knew it for awhile.
Aliens were coming...those monsters were vile.
The boy recognized Zim immediately--no human could he be!
Enslaving all people was his mission--definitely!
But no one believed him. They said he was crazy.
Zim plotted, he did, he did...
In the process doing horrible things to that Dib...
How no one saw through his ruse was a mystery.
He was going to make mankind history.
He's as ruthless as he wants to be..
Invader Zim BloopersTak The Hideous New Girl:Invader Zim Bloopers4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Tak: Your a bigger fool than I ever imagined.
Tak: Your a bigger fool than I ever imagined.
Tak: Your an embarrassment to nature, did you know that?
Game Slave 2:
Iggins: *Looking terrified*
Gaz: Heeere's GAZZY!!!
Iggins: That's not your line!
Gaz: *Looks at script title* Oops! Wrong one!
Me: *Whspering to Jhonen* DUMBASS!!!
Rise Of Zitboy:
Zim: *puts on zit-off* AH! IT MADE IT WOOORSE!!!
Random Commercial Lady: Then try...PROACTIVE!!!
Jhonen: THIS ISN'T A F***ING COMMERCIAL!!!
A Room With A Moose:
Zim: A room...WITH A MOOSE!!!
Dib: *Dives into worm-hole and shoots the moose* Point one for earth.
Me: CUT!!! DIB!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE A MOOSE IS!??!
Dib: Nooo...not really...
Me: WELL ITS F***ING EXPENSIVE!!! AND CANADA ISN'T VERY GENEROUS!!!
Dib: BUT HE'S AN ALIEN!!!
Host: RESTRAIN HIM!!!
Dib: *In restrain jacket* Hey! This is pretty comfortable! ^_^
The whole crew: O_O
invader ZIM 10 minutes of doominvader ZIM 10 minutes of doom5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"Ten Minutes To Doom" by Rob Hummel
EXT. SKOOL FRONT YARD - AFTERNOON
High drama... Slow motion... The Skool BELL RINGS. It's three o'clock and all of the kids are heading home.
As credits roll, we see ZIM walking happily. Dib and Torque Smacky stand nearby. Dib turns to Torque and says something. Torque CHUCKLES menacingly and throws a ball al ZIM. ZIM falls to the ground, dislodging his backpack. Everyone LAUGHS at ZIM. Slow motion laughter is creepy. Torque sees Dib laughing and gets disgusted at the unpopular kid's enjoyment. ZIM hits the floor and everything goes back to REAL-TIME as ZIM's PAK pops off of his back. Dib's eyes light up in shock al the sight and he quickly takes action. He holds it for a beat, awed, then runs off with it. We push in on ZIM's dazed face, into BLACK as he passes out.
We hear a strange, alien HEARTBEAT. A CLOCK appears on the screen, counting down from ten minutes.
ZIM (V.O.) Ughh... Whuh? My lifeclock? Why? Lifeclocks don't come o
THE TRUTH ABOUT ZADR.THE TRUTH ABOUT ZADR.THE TRUTH ABOUT ZADR.5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
SUMMERY- WHAT DO ZIM AND DIB THINK ABOUT ZADR? FIND OUT.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM
I MEAN NO DISREPECT TO ZADR FANS
Me: so, what do you two think about ZADR?
Dib: Do i even want to know what that is?
Me: it's Zim and Dib romance.
Zim: what filthy human would even go so far as to wright that!?!?! *he's mad*
Me: i dont know. but dont worry, i HATE ZADR. its nasty. but just answer the question: what do you to think about ZADR, and give a few explations on what you dont like it.
Dib: i've never even read one, and i already feel ready to barf just talking about it. c'mon! im only 11!!!
Zim: there is NO WAY i would ever love a human! besides, on Irk im only 16!!
Dib: on IRK? so how old are you on Earth?
dib: but 16 doesnt go into 159 evenly!!
zim: it has something to do with time zones and stuff.
Dib: oh okay.
Me: ok, now im curious. what would eaither one of you do if you found out someone was wrighting a ZADR that involved being in bed a
PWF Profile - DibPWF Profile - Dib3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
For seven long years, Dib has been trying to expose/destroy the Irken invader, Zim, who showed up in his fifth grade class one day. As soon as Dib saw this green kid, he KNEW he was an alien. Of course, no matter how obvious it was, and no matter how hard he tried to prove it, no one believed Zim was really an alien. He became very discouraged after awhile.
After about four years, something happened between Zim and Dib that changed EVERYTHING between them. However, I will not tell you what it is yet. After this event, Zim had actually tried LESS to destroy the Earth, even though he always talked about it. Not only that, but he seemed less like a threat to Dib and more like a source of entertainment. Zim started barging right into Dib's room randomly, climbing in through the window, and insisting on bugging him. Annoyed as he was, Dib didn't actually TRY to make Zim leave. They still hated eachother... or at least they kept saying they did. No matter how much they hated eachother though
ReleaseRelease4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Do you see
when you look in my eyes?
Do you see a devil
Is there not a heart
beating in my chest?
Will your fear ever
be lain to rest?
Are there any
you can trust?
Or will fear
make us a disgust.
Will you hold me
to every wrong
or will you someday
see the right?
I am not a dog
who loves to fight -
I am a dog
who is no different,
I want love and compassion,
to provide you full
I envy those breeds
for which every man loves
I am left in shelters,
a happy dog, still,
and I am forgotten
your hate leaving me ill
in the minds of others
who look for a dog,
I am not the first they seek,
I am the distant monster
in the fog.
I am the one who will tear
the world apart.
I am the one
with the shrunken heart .
I am the one
who will leave you in pain.
I am the one
For it is I,
who through all my
will suffer and mourn,
who will be left behind,
who will be buried.
oh, but I
Taks poem to Zim longerversionTak's Poem To Zim (My longer Version)Taks poem to Zim longerversion8 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
For longer than i can remember
I've been looking for someone like you
Someone with a head like yours and a torso too
Birds sing and your gonna pay
Because I remember how you ruined my life to this very day
Don't concider this a happy reunion
I'm here to take what's mine and leave you in ruin
For you see, because of you, I was sent to planet dirt
Now that I've found you I'm gonna make you hurt
No longer will I cry over my petty loss
I will make you suffer
Here's a meat covered in barbecue sauce
Operation ZaGrOperation ZaGr3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
So that is my plan, my tallest - Zim said to the almighty tallest proud of himself
-So let me get this straight- Said Red You want to convince the Dib sister girl to make her love you, and that will make Dib not hate you because his sister loves you. And with that you can conquer the earth with no distractions?
-That's right! said Zim
-Well how are you going to do that? said Red
-Its not going to be easy but it will help my mission very much Said Zim
-Well, call us when you have the girl Said Purple
-Invader Zim signing off Said Zim
-WAIT! Said Purple
-Yes my tallest?! Said Zim very alert
-Have you been growing?
-Why yes my tallest
-5 inches my tallest
Red and Purple looked at each other very worried
And um how does that work? Said Purple
Well this filthy planet is quicker and I started to eat some of the food. As you know 4 years have passed and no luck on my mission. Sai
Once Human,Now Irken Chapter 1It didn't matter what the calender said. In Maple Town, the day of the carnival, that was the first day of summer. No matter what, everybody in town came out to celebrate and take part in the carnivals setup. Banners were put up all around town, painted by the children of Maple Town Primary School. Carnival rides were set up in the wide, open field opposite the golden, maple tree woods. People had strung multi-coloured ribbons into the gnarled, twisted branches of the Maple Trees, which fluttered and streamed in the breeze. The sounds of laughter, excited chattering voices and carnival music could be heard from miles around.Once Human,Now Irken Chapter 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Deep in the maple tree woods, there was a clearing, with emerald green grass that shimmered in the sunlight. Two majestic maple trees shaded the clearing with their thick, twisted branches, their leaves stretched out into the sky and gently dappling the grassy floor with shadowy patterns. It was a true picture of beauty.
Sitting under one of those giant maple trees
Ways to Annoy Dahvie and JayyDahvie:Ways to Annoy Dahvie and Jayy4 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
1. Steal his Monster, drug it, and give it back
2. Tell him his voice is too whiny and nasally
3. Tell him Garrett is waaaay better than him
4. Tell him his hair is girly
5. Use a spray bottle to constantly wet his hair
6. Call him gay 209328529875 times a day
7. Spread the rumor that he and Jayy are together
8. Smudge his make up
9. When he passes out from the drugged up Monster, rape him! ("Drugged up like party monsters, sexed up so grab the condoms" ;D)
10. Draw on his face with permanent marker when he takes his pre-show nap. Hiding all mirrors is optional
11. Steal his laptop and post unreleased songs
12. Tell everyone he raped you, get police involved, possibly ruining his life and career (may back fire. see Jessi Slaughter case)
1. Buy bag of Blow Pops, eat or hide all watermelon flavored ones, offer Jayy bag. Sit back and enjoy his watermelon-less rage (Possibly record and post online)
2. Bend his hula hoop
3. Cut and/or shave his head is a strange pattern
Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P4Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P44 years ago in Profiles More Like This
So we left of at Dahvie and Jayy at The Cool Cats Bar
where Dahvie met a girl named Shelly.
"Do you want to come home with me?" Dahvie asks
"Not drunk enough,but yeah sure lets go"
"Okay. Who's driving?"
"If you ask like that, we're taking a cab."
So Shelly and Dahvie waved down a cab and went back to
So after a couple more drinks, well, "things" started
*20 minutes later*:
"Want some more?"
"YES!" Shelly yells
"Woah, I meant alcohol."
"That too" Winks at Dahvie
"Oh, um, I'll go get the alcohol." Dahvie walks away
to find it.....Comes back with glasses.
"For you" hands Shelly a glass "And lets continue
what we were doing"
*5-ish minutes later*:
Jayy walks into Dahvie's house.
"Hey Dahvie I'm- oh dear god not again"
Dahvie and Shelly take no notice in Jayy and are
still 'doing it'.
"Oh, hi Jayy. This is Shelly." *motions to girl underneath
him* "And Shelly this is Jayy."
"Uh, I have to go. I just remembered to, uh,
feed my cat" says Shelly as she's
Once Human,Now Irken Ch. 24The two spider-legs let go of Dib, and hooked themselves onto Meg's PAK. Dib crashed to the floor, gasping for breath desperately and lying on the floor, regaining his energy.Once Human,Now Irken Ch. 244 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Gathering up the last of his strength, Zim pulled as hard as humanly possible, the spider-legs pulling with sheer power. The PAK jolted, held on for one last time, and finally removed it self from Meg's back.
The force from Zim's pull was so strong that he went flying backwards, the PAK flying out of his hands and smashing on the lab floor, it's fragments scattering all around. Dib picked himself up, his legs shaking slightly. He looked up at Meg's life clock and gasped, his eyes widening.
Zim opened his lilac coloured eyes slowly, groaning as he attempted to sit up. He retracted his spider-legs, straightened out his wig, and stood up shakily. he glanced up at Meg's life clock, which had frozen.
Zim gasped in shock, and his eyes widened. He started shaking, and he bent his head down and
Once Human,Now Irken Ch. 10As soon as Dib pulled out that water bottle, Meg cried out in fear, and stepped backwards. Unfortuantly, she'd run out of flat ground, and tumbled down the concrete school steps, screaming. "Meg!!" Zim cried out, shakily getting to his feet, still hurting from his watery encounter. Dib laughed malisciously, and ran down the steps towards the two Irkens. Meg lifted her head, a little dazed from the crash. "Meg, run!!!!" Zim yelled, charging forwards, grabbing Meg's hand and sprinting out of school, dragging the surprised Irken girl behind him. "YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASILY!!!" Dib hollered, and pursuited after them.Once Human,Now Irken Ch. 104 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim was pulling Meg along, desperately avoiding obstacles and people along the way. Meg was running along behind him, out of breath and trying her hardest to keep up with him. But as she ran, she saw images and heard voices in her head...
"JJ! Wait!! Slow down, I'm not as fast as you!!!"
Meg blinked rapidly. Wha-What was going on??!!
She was in the forest. It w
Oodles's True Feelings - RxO"OOOOOOOOOOOODLES???!!!"Oodles's True Feelings - RxO4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Oh man, no...not now, please not now...
"Oodles? Where are you??!!"
No, I couldn't let him find me. I'd spent ages finding a place where he'd never find me, and all that work was NOT gonna be wasted.
"Look, I know you're here! Show yourself!!!"
Oh boy, he was opening cupboards now. If he came any closer, I'd be found out, and I knew EXACTLY what would happen...
Suddenly, the cupboard doors were yanked open, and the light flooded into my hiding place. I winced, my eyes not used to the harsh light, and as my eyes became adjusted to the brightness, I realised I was face-to-face with my worst possible nightmare.
"Hello Oodles!" Ren greeted me, his tail wagging like crazy, grinning in a slightly goofy fashion. I sighed, and crawled out of the cupboard I had been hiding in. "Hello....Ren..." I replied irratibly. Honestly, he was like a flea that wouldn't stop biting.
WHAT KIND OF A BEST FRIEND IS THAT??!!
The next thing I kne
Once Human,Now Irken Ch. 22Zim ran home as fast as his legs could carry him, panting hard. He shot past the other kids at lightning speed, skidding around corners and dashing into his house, slamming the door shut as he did so. "COMPUTER!!!!!!" he hollered "ACTIVATE VIDEO MESSAGING!!!!"Once Human,Now Irken Ch. 224 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The painting on the wall behind the sofa slid upwards, revealing a large video screen, with a message flashing on it:
The screen flashed into static as it established connection, and eventually an image appeared onscreen. Zim gasped in shock, his eyes widening at what he saw.
Dib was standing triumphantly, grinning visciously. He hand one hand behind his back, and in his other hand, he had a tight grip on Meg's wrist. She was struggling desperatley, trying to escape his clutch. "Hello, Zim." Dib smiled darkly "So good of you to join us!" Zim growled furiously. " I KNEW you were lying, you horrible little WORM!!" he yelled at the video screen "What are you doing to Meg?!" Dib's smile grew wider. "Well Zim, I wa
Once Human,Now Irken Chapter 3As soon as Meg stepped into the tent, the flap snapped shut and zipped itself up. Meg whirled around in horror, her eyes wide. "JJ? Tammy? Clarice? Is this some sort of joke?! LET ME OUT!!!" She yelled, desperatley pushing and clawing at the tent flap, fighting to get out. Suddenly, the lights in the tent dimmed so there was hardly any light at all. A slight sense of panic settled on Meg, as she looked into the dim darkness of the tent. She wasn't overly keen of the dark, watching too many horror films had taken care of that. But this was the sort of darkness that made her feel like everything was slowly closing in on her, ready to trap her in this black trap of dark forever.Once Human,Now Irken Chapter 34 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Just as Meg had got her eyes adjusted to the dark, a bright beam of light shone down to the middle of the room. Meg flinched, her eyes not used to the brightness. But as she opened her eyes cautiously, she saw a strange sight in the middle of the spotlight. There was a table with a crystal ball shining in the midd
Will You Be My Jamie McCrimmonWill you be my Jamie McCrimmonWill You Be My Jamie McCrimmon4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
And cling to me when we are scared?
Will you be brave and loyal and determined,
A dagger in your hand?
Will you make me feel smart when you don't understand,
Or run up a ladder in a kilt?
Will you not leave me 'til the very end
And not forget me if you can?
I feel like a lonely Doctor
No companion by my side
Will you be my Jamie McCrimmon
Redefining the comfort zone between men?
Will you be my Jamie McCrimmon,
You Redcoat-chaser, you,
A Scottish burr and no "yes, sir,"
Just us laughing our way through foreign lands.
Will you be my Jamie McCrimmon,
Fighting Cybermen, Yeti, and pants?
Will you not be Jamie McCrimmon,
And love me the way I love you?
1 The Virus / 2 The Plan - Monsters Within Fanfic1 The Virus / 2 The Plan - Monsters Within Fanfic3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1 The Virus
Scene: the skool classroom
Dib is bored out of his mind. He's tapping his fingers on his desk, staring into space, drooling a little. It is late afternoon and the day has been dragging.
He looks outside. The sun is dipping lower in the sky but the day still hasn't ended.
Ms Bitters is ranting and raving about, what else, DOOM. Her favourite subject. Dib keeps tuning in and out of it, but it's going something like this:
We are all DOOMed, each in our own individual DOOMed ways. A lot of us - most of you DOOMed children, I DARE say - will be destroyed by the monsters of DOOM that this filthy world creates to prey on innocence. More intellectual types may be destroyed by the monsters of DOOM that exist within their minds. Either way, monsters of DOOM will come for you, each and every one...
That's enough of that. Dib sighs audibly. A spitball hits him in the back of the head and he grimaces. How much longer can he survive? So, as a means of entertainm
Once Human,Now Irken Chapter 2Meg gasped with delight "Oh wow! It's even better than what I thought it was gonna be!" "Pretty awesome, huh?" JJ grinned. "We couldn't wait for you to come out, but then Tammy said she saw you go to the woods, and we know you LOVE the clearing there, so we went to go find you there!" "And I fell down a pit, and practicaly RUINED my hair.." Clarice grumbled, still fiddling with her long blonde hair. "Never mind, you've found me now!" Meg smiled at her friends. "Now, last one to the hotdog stand is paying!"Once Human,Now Irken Chapter 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Many fun filled hours later, the girls were still wandering around in the sparkling sunshine, shining brightly in the clear blue sky. "Hey, is anyone else ready to go home yet?" Clarice asked, constantley looking at the watch strapped on her wrist. "Are you kidding?!" JJ asked in surprise. "The sun's in the sky, it's blazing hot, and it's the summer holidays! Why the heck would you wanna leave now?!" "I guess..." Clarice murmered back, staring at the grass. "But we've been on all the
Once Human,Now Irken Ch. 14Meg felt like she was walking on air that morning. She couldn't have been more happier if she'd tried, walking hand in hand with her best friend, smiling and chattering happily. Absolutely nothing could top this feeling.Once Human,Now Irken Ch. 144 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Meg and Zim stepped into class together, beaming at the astonished faces staring at them.
Meg peered over the class, scanning the room for the person who was calling her name, when she saw Brittany running towards her with tears in her eyes. "MEEEEG!!!" she wailed, pouncing on the surprised Irken girl and hugging her tightly. "Britt?" Meg asked sympathetically, putting her arms around Brittany's shoulders. "What's wrong?" Brittany looked up, tears running down her face. "Dib said you, like, got hit by a car!" she sobbed, rubbing her eyes and fanning her face. "He said that you had, like, died!" Meg glanced nervously at Zim, who looked as equally uneasy. "No, I nearly got hit, but luckily I didn't." The Irken girl replied, turning and looking back at
Once Human,Now Irken Chapter 7Meg watched, shaking with nerves, as Zim took the first bite out of the sticky-sweet pancake. She knew it would be her doom if he didn't like them. She gulped, watching nervously.Once Human,Now Irken Chapter 74 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim chewed the pancake, savouring every flavour. the pancakes tasted DELISCIOUS, much better than anything he had ever eaten. "Mmmmmmmmmm!" he mumbled, his mouth stuck together with syrup. He swallowed the pancake, and licked his lips free of any syrup. "Those were GORGEOUS! How did you learn to cook like that?" Meg breathed out a massive sigh of relief. "I learned from my cookery lessons at school." She smiled "I'm so glad you like them, Zim!" Zim looked back sat her, managing a small smile. "Maybe this human isn't such a threat after all..." he thought to himself. "In fact, maybe she would be useful to my mission....She could help me learn more about the Earth, and how it functions. And she seems kind enough....."
"Zim?" Meg asked, giving the Irken a concerned look. "Are you OK? You completely