The Sadism of Eros - GnomesThe Sadism of Eros - Gnomes3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"She was shooting gnomes, sir."
"Gnomes ?" Reaver repeated absently as he watched one of the balverines toss a screaming man into the air and then catch him by the waist between two razor fanged jaws, "Are you certain that was the Queen, or that you were not simply inebriated? Why in Avo's name would she busy herself by shooting gnomes?"
"Well, I suppose it makes sense my sweet Princess always had been a bit odd. Perhaps a little mad, even." Reaver shrugged, " but why gnomes?"
"They were bewitched gnomes, sir."
Reaver let out a succinct, booming laugh, "Ha! Bewitched gnomes? Surely, you're joking, Percy, now pray tell, what threat do these bewitched gnomes pose to Albion that requires the Queen's heroics?"
Round-bellied and bald, sweaty-browed Percy stammered, "W-w-well, these, these gnomes, sir, you have to have seen, no, heard the things they hollered at us! I-I've never felt so miserable about myself in