A "Harry Potter" QuizA "Harry Potter" Quiz10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Which House Are You In?
Beth McMillan & Andrew Alcala
1) What type of friends do you have?
A) Outgoing and/or athletic.
B) The friendly kind! Ha ha ha ha!
C) The smarter people are my friends.
D) People I can do practical jokes with.
2) If somebody was to physically attack you, you would…
A) Face them head on.
B) Try to talk things out; there is no reason why we can't be friends.
C) Call for help while running away.
D) Run away, and find that asshole later with a group of your biggest friends.
3) If you were a medieval hero, what weapon would you carry?
A) A Sword
B) A Staff
C) Bow and Arrows
4) What board game would you most likely enjoy playing?
A) Board games suck; let's go outside!
B) Hungry Hungry Hippos! I think that's a board game.
5) What would you consider a fun Saturday night?
A) Going to a party! (Woooooo, Kegger!)
B) Hanging out with my friend, doesn't matter where we go.
C) Go to a coffee house, listen to a poet, or read a good book.
A Task Force ChristmasSoap sat by the tree, Christmas morning. Most of the Task Force was up doing something. Soap was just sitting in the recreation room checking the tree, while he had sent Meat and Royce to find the star which they were missing Ghost was nowhere to be found. Soap got up and went to Ghost's bunk room which he had to share with Roach, Meat, and Royce. Maybe it was eight in the morning. But no one was allowed to open the presents for gift exchange until noon. It still didn't meen Ghost should be in bed. Which there he was.A Task Force Christmas4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
The leftenant was curled up in the blankets, looking more of a fluffy lump. MacTavish chuckled silently to himself as he came up to Ghost and said, "Ghost, you gotta get up."
"No," Ghost groaned turned away. "I don't wanna go to school."
Soap held back his laughter, "Sorry, it's not school. It's Christmas."
"Oh in that case, go away." Ghost grumbled as he wrapped himself tighter in a ball.
"Come on Ghost, you've gotta get up."
"You know I hate Christmas."
"To bad, Get you
Cure For The Itch"Snipers in position?" Mactavish asked across the comms.Cure For The Itch4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ready to act on your go, Mactavish." Archer replied.
He and Toad were positioned high on the hill, observing the route that Mactavish's team was supposed to take. Clad in their Ghillie suits, they were practically invisible, hidden in the thick brush of the woods. Unless you were an experienced spotter, you wouldn't be able to see them until you saw the whites of their eyes. Archer nudged his spotter, pointing dwn the hill.
"Keep an eye out for me, Toad. I'm relying on you."
"Sure, sure." Toad replied nonchalently. The spotter peered through his scope, scanning the field down below them. A slight ruffle in the bushes gave sign that the wind was starting to pick up.
"Bloody hell." Archer cursed, Essex acent accompanying his voice. Of course, wind wouldn't really be a problem for someone as experienced as him, but it really didn't serve to make his job any easier.
"You've got some serious bad luck." Toad joked to his Brit partner.
Hogwarts: The Chatroom:: I do NOT own HP or any of the characters used here.Hogwarts: The Chatroom4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
HP (C) J.K. Rowling ::
Hogwarts: The Chatroom
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Boy-Who-Lived, Bookworm1234, Red-HeadWonder, Gin&Tonic and LittleD: Have entered the room.
Boy-Who-Lived: Ron! How are you?
Red-HeadWonder: Did somebody say Ron?
Boy-Who-Lived: Hey! What took you so long?
Bookworm1234: Hello boys!
Red-HeadWonder: Ugh, who invited Boo Radley? Hey Herman.
Bookworm1234: It's Hermione!
Gin&Tonic: Don't worry Hermione, don't let the stupid boys make your day any worse.
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Slinkers Interview TranscriptSlinkers Interview Transcript3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Interview with Slinkers
Welcome to ASKtheARTIST! Today we will be interviewing the artist behind a number of popular comics and Flash animations on deviantART, Slinkers.
Firstly, I want to begin by thanking you Slinkers for agreeing to do an interview with us at such a late hour.
*Unadzuki asks "Where do you get your ideas?"
Arrrgh a hard question to start with! Hard because I can't really explain where I get them. I'm assuming it's from day to day life, but I don't actually get the ideas until I sit down in front of my computer with a master plan to make an animation/comic. I sit there, decide what I feel like drawing... then I make the idea up as I go along. This doesn't always work, and I often waste hours on duff ideas. But then I get a good one and make it!
~VioletLobo asks "When you first started did it ever occur to you that you might be this popular?"
Not at all. I started on DA randomly beca
GwL: A Solemn VowGwL: A Solemn Vow5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I know, right ?"
"I never expected anything so small "
The young, bespectacled man glanced at his companion, a grin spreading across his face. He'd never seen the man looking so gob-smacked, not even in the hairiest of situations. "Most of them are." He said casually, as if he were commenting on the weather.
Sirius Black cast a look at his longtime friend before turning his attention back to the fragile bundle in his arms. He balked when the other wizard offered to have him hold it, outright refusing until he threatened to hex him for being such an outright pansy. Part of him agreed of course after all, who in their right mind was afraid of a baby?
Still, that fear had been present when James had placed the newborn gently in his arms. So light, so tiny and fragile he was terrified that he'd cause the poor thing irreparable damage. What would his friends think of him then?
How To: Write a DrarryHow To: Write a Good DrarryHow To: Write a Drarry4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Start with them hating each other
2. Put them in a room, all alone (detention or trapped in the Room of Requirement will do)
3. They miraculously become friends for no explained reason
4. Ron gets mad
5. They both realize they love each other, but don't tell each other
6. Ron randomly is no longer angry
7. One of them accidentally tells the other his feelings
8. They end up snogging in a public place that is randomly empty (such as a major hallway, the Quidditch pitch, or the lake)
9. They secretly "see each other" (i.e. have sex) nightly in the Room of Requirement or the Astronomy Tower. Strangely, this does not alter their sleeping patterns
10. Hermione finds out
11. They come out in the Great Hall in a shocking way (walk in holding hands, or randomly start snogging. Snogging is the best option). NOTE: it must be the Great Hall. It can't be an equally crowded place.
12. Everyone is shocked, but eventually they all start applauding, even the
What is Ivan Braginski...?1) Russia sunk AtlantisWhat is Ivan Braginski...?3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
2) Russia travelled to Pluto and back in 5 minutes
3) Russia swam the Arctic ocean 7 times in a row
4) Russia swam the world
5) Russia swam the Milky Way
6) Russia caused the Big Bang
7) Russia WAS the Big Bang
8) Russia is all the ages, yet none of the ages
9) Russia is Chuck Norris' father and son
10) Russia is the spawn of Satan
11) Russia is God's twin brother
12) Russia impregnated the virgin Mary
13) Russia started global warming
14) Russia killed the Pope
15) Russia created the Game that you just lost
16) Russia made the dinosaurs go extinct by just existing
17) Russia found the cure to AIDS, he just doesnt feel like sharing
18) The Ice Age happened because Russia got too excited
19) Russia is your Mom
20) Russia shifted the Earth's poles when he sneezed
21) When the Boogey Man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Russia first
22) Russia is the only person who can survive a nuclear explosion, Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and England's cooking
23) Russia is
how harry potter should endPossible last sentences for the last Harry potter bookhow harry potter should end5 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
1. And Harry danced to the tropical rhythm, his long dreadlocks glinting in the sun
2. As celebration for destroying voldermort, Harry, Draco, and the ghost of Dumbledore all went to see the lion king on Broadway, and Harry's favourite character was: Scar. (Inside joke, will explain on comments.)
3 Harry woke up on the cold, wet, bathroom floor, only to discover that he was 10 years old and had knocked himself unconscious on the showerhead and it had all been a beautiful dream, but then he saw the scars on the back of his hand .
4. And they all lived happily ever after.
5. "there's only one way we can truly defeat voldermort" cried Harry , and that's to all work together , as a team , as a unit until the power of friendship causes a rainbow of light to destroy his rainbow of darkness.
6. What is that mysterious ticking noise ..?
7. STOP! Shrieked voldermort, its hammer time.
8. And the ghost of dobby rode the ghost
Always There For YouRoach didn't know what to do.Always There For You4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He couldn't think at all, his mind just went blank.
It is as if everything around him was gone, and he was all alone.
"Meat is down! I repeat, Meat is down!"
On his knees, staring into space, the sun was shining brightly when he thinks the skies should be cloudy and pouring rain in sadness.
The barking dog sounded as if it was far away, the chain rattling sounded like gun shots, and the wind is whispering something he cannot hear.
Roach's eyes widened in shock, he turned his head, and looked at Meat's dead body on the ground.
Dead Meat If Meat himself was alive, he would've laughed at the irony.
About to take a step to his fallen comrade, he heard Royce's voice over the comm. "Roach, forget about Meat! We'll talk about this later! Just keep moving! If we don't move forward..!" Static filled the silence.
Shooting a nearby enemy and ducking into cover, he slowly made his way to Royce's position He ignored Royce's command to move
Co-Dependant -Percy Weasley-"Percy! Will you help me with my Herbology work?"Co-Dependant -Percy Weasley-4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Percy? Why isn't this spell working?"
"Percy? Do you wanna go to Hogsmeade with me? We can finish our homework later!"
"Percy, what would I do without you?"
What indeed. Sometimes I wondered what Gods I had offended to be saddled with the most hopeless and co-dependent witch in my school.
I rubbed my temples at the thought of the brainless brunette. She was like my polar opposite.
She never planned ahead, she was an appalling scholar, she procrastinated like crazy and then begged me to help her and she had about as much ambition as a loaf of my mother's homemade bread. And nearly every moment I spent with her was either me trying to get her to work or her trying to get me to leave mine.
But she was my best friend all the same.
Nearly all of my brothers teasing was based around the fact that I had managed to acquire what was basically their female counter part as my closest friend.
I knew she would cause me nothing but tr
Trolling 'normal' peopleLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)Trolling 'normal' people4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: OH WOW, MAKE WAY FOR THE CREATIVE BITCH.
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▼: oh hey is this who I think it is?
▼: 'bout time, I've been fishing for one of you trolls for hours now.
▲: THAT VERY MUCH DEPENDS ON WHO YOU'RE THINGKING OF.
▲: OH GOG YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THE STUPID HUMANS ARE YOU?
▲: OH OKAY NOW I'LL JUST SIT HERE IN THE UNBEARABLE SUSPENSE!
▼: of course I'm a human.
▼: Isn't it obvious from my glaring lack of textual oddity?
▲: THEN PRAY TELL WHY SHOULD I EVEN BOTHER WASTING MY TIME ON YOU?
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▼: more interesting than mr. wavvytext, at least.
▲: ERIDAN IS A DOUCHE, SEE YOURSELF LUCKY YOU WOUND UP WITH ME AT LEAST.
▼: probably. probably would've talked longer with him if it weren't for the imps.
Six WordsWe can fly, but we'll fall.Six Words7 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
Here Lies Your GroomThis is about eight pages long, double spaced. Please notify me to any mistakes I might have made (typos, the way I worded something, misspellings, ect) by posting it as a comment, even if you think it sounds stupid. Thank you, and enjoy this horror story with the lights turned low...(Well, not really. It's bad to stare at a computer screen in the dark. But you know what I mean, right?)Here Lies Your Groom5 years ago in Horror More Like This
Daylight broke through Lenas window and forced open her sleepy eyes. The maid had already come and gone while she was asleep, and a stack of clean clothes awaited her in her drawers. Lena gathered herself and got dressed, as she did every morning, and began to walk downstairs to greet her mother, father, and older sister. It wasnt until she crossed the balcony that she remembered what today was going to bring: The matchmaker was going to give her sister Tanya to a bridegroom.
Lena had mixed feelings about Tanyas marriage. It was tradition in Russia that young girls be wed to
One-shot: Three D'sTwenty-first of April. It was funny to think that, two years ago, the date stood as the door to a world of possibilities. One year ago, it meant absolutely nothing. And now it looked like a somewhat terrifying prospect to him.One-shot: Three D's4 years ago in Romance More Like This
'Are you all right, Ron?'
Hermione was looking at him with a concerned expression from across the table. She had a free period after lunch that day, which she usually reserved for a lengthy study session at the library. Resigning that necessary time in her busy schedule to wait with him until he had to re-take the Apparition test was something he deeply thanked her for.
Ron smiled at her.
'Yeah, just remembering.'
'About the last time? Don't think on it, you'll do fine,' Hermione said reassuringly, reaching to squeeze his hand. 'You'd only had minor problems in your previous practise'
'And then I splinched twice,' he reminded her gloomily.
'You can't count those... You were under a lot of pressure... we all were, just in different ways, I suppose.'
Kissing HimKissing Him10 years ago in General More Like This
Sometimes, when we kissed, I would open my eyes to make sure it was really happening. That this person, the best I had ever met, would want to be kissing me.
This individual filled with so many flaws and imperfections.
So many deficiencies and defects.
So many broken wheels and torn seams.
And him, this person who I couldn't find one fault in.
With whom I may have overlooked all the faults in.
With whom I really didn't care how many faults he had.
All I really cared about was me and him, kissing.
And making sure it was really happening.
That I wasn't dreaming.
And every time I was so surprised that it was that real.
I mean, all my life I had done everything half assed, half baked, half finished. But now, this wasn't any of that. Not half closed, half made, half empty. It was full, done, completed; this, right here, right now was all of me on the line. Because when I kissed him, I knew he could see right through me at that moment.
I was al
Story creation PhilosophyStory creation Philosophy4 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
My story creation philosophy
This is my philosophy on how to make a story. It's not necessarily a good one nor the only
one. It's just my opinion and my method for creating my own stories.
Creating a story can be compared with building a house. Naturally, one would approach building
a house with the intent that it be as beautiful as possible, and that people will find
comfort and enjoyment within its' walls. So, how do you build a literary house that will stand
on its' own?
First, you start with picking a parcel of land where you would want to build your house. This
refers to the choice of genres for your story, the "base" of the house. After choosing a
suitable location for your house you will be able to start flattening the ground and pouring
concrete in the desired shape for the house. Here is where you would create the setting of your
story and begin to assemble ideas about where you want to go with it, creating a basic plot.
When the foundation is done you will be
DGM HP crossoverCHAPTER 1DGM HP crossover7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
DGM HP CROSSOVER!!!
Owners: JK Rowling and Hoshino Katsura
FF X-over author: Me (Muahahahaha!)
The Great Hall suddenly burst with conversation at Dumbledores words, they were to host THE Triwizard Tournament, them, little old Hogwarts (even though there was really nothing little about it)! Dumbledore cleared his throat to reclaim their attention; the hall was silenced even faster than usual with the promise of more information about the tournament.
Though the Triwizard Tournament first originated as a competition between the three largest European wizarding schools, however, this year, during the tournament, we will be welcoming a third school into our doors, Dumbledore gave the students an unusually hard look, This third school is not of wizarding, it is a school that specializes in the teaching of exorcism, Murmurs broke over the crowd, Harry and Ron turned to Hermione, who bore a stunned look on her face, and was mouthing one word o
Father Hood - Deathly HallowsFatherhood.Father Hood - Deathly Hallows8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
SPOILERS FOR DH
Though I had tried to prepare myself for it, nothing was more nerve wracking then hearing my wife give birth it was crazy to know that in the next room the woman I loved was giving birth to my child
Our child, together something both of us had come to understand the risks I at first was so frightened to have a child, but my friend .my good friend Harry talked me out of it even as I wait now, I remember what he told me that no parent should ever abandon their child, and I refuse to
When there was the sound of a baby crying, and I felt my whole stomach about to give way inwards, worry forming, would Dora be ok as well? Would the baby be ok? I remembered when James and Lily had Harry. I have never seen so many tears so many worried faces, Sirius pacing up and down so much I thought he would wear down his shoes
And then James rushed out eyes wide, telling us it was a boy; that he was a father. We clapp
First Year: The SortingAs the train came to a halt at Hogsmeade Station, Rose Weasley brushed the last few crumbs from her grey skirt and pulled her coal-black robe more closely around her. Scorpius stood up too, and Rose frowned as she saw he was taller than her. She was taller than all the boys her age, and she didn't like change that much.First Year: The Sorting3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She hustled Spider back in his cage, much to his protest, and shuffled out into the busy corridor. Scorpius followed and tightened his cloak as the cold air bit into his skin. They both hobbled out into the station, and Rose watched in slight disgust as she saw all the different people walk past. There were Gryffindor boys with their red-and-gold ties around their heads running around, there were Slytherin girls tying their ties into bows around their necks and adjusting their jumpers so they looked good. There were also the quieter people, like the Hufflepuff's who jovially walked by talking animatedly to their colleagues. Ravenclaw residents were also quieter but- fra
The boy who livedLord Voldemort shifted inside Quirrell's turban. Quirrell shivered.The boy who lived3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The boy was supposed to enter the Leaky Cauldron at any moment. They could see Hagrid's massive figure coming closer through the windows.
Voldemort made Quirrell grasp his wand a bit tighter. He would not hesitate. The moment the boy entered the pub, it'd be all over. If anyone attacked Quirrell afterwards, he would simply take another body. Probably the giant's. He disliked the idea, but it was the strongest body he could get, for the moment being. Maybe he'd go out in search for Lucius afterwards
The door opened.
Hadrid's body squeezed through the threshold. The boy entered right after him.
The brat looked just like James, Voldemort thought, even despite of the scared look. The look was that very same one that Lily had the last time she breathed.
As he forced Quirrell's body closer to the boy, the bartender and two other people rushed to shake his hand. The boy looked simply astonished.
"Professor Quirrell!" ex
how I need you hereI can't stop thinking about you.how I need you here8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The more you're in my mind, the more I want you here,
by my side,
holding me so close,
feeling your breath on me.
What I'd do to be in the same room as you,
to a room connected to your's,
for being a fly on your wall,
to watch your lips move as you tell me the things I want to hear.
I need your touch,
the sweetest feeling known to all,
slowly and gracefully,
over my body.
I need your taste,
when our lips touch,
as the passionate kisses begin.
I need your scent,
the scent I could never forget,
as you hold me closely.
I need your voice,
to feel you close to me,
as you whisper in my ear.
I need your sight,
to see you in front of me,
to look into your beautifully colored eyes,
to break the evil curse that god has given us,