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A Task Force ChristmasSoap sat by the tree, Christmas morning. Most of the Task Force was up doing something. Soap was just sitting in the recreation room checking the tree, while he had sent Meat and Royce to find the star which they were missing Ghost was nowhere to be found. Soap got up and went to Ghost's bunk room which he had to share with Roach, Meat, and Royce. Maybe it was eight in the morning. But no one was allowed to open the presents for gift exchange until noon. It still didn't meen Ghost should be in bed. Which there he was.A Task Force Christmas3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
The leftenant was curled up in the blankets, looking more of a fluffy lump. MacTavish chuckled silently to himself as he came up to Ghost and said, "Ghost, you gotta get up."
"No," Ghost groaned turned away. "I don't wanna go to school."
Soap held back his laughter, "Sorry, it's not school. It's Christmas."
"Oh in that case, go away." Ghost grumbled as he wrapped himself tighter in a ball.
"Come on Ghost, you've gotta get up."
"You know I hate Christmas."
"To bad, Get you
Hogwarts: The Chatroom:: I do NOT own HP or any of the characters used here.Hogwarts: The Chatroom4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
HP (C) J.K. Rowling ::
Hogwarts: The Chatroom
Boy-Who-Lived >> Harry Potter, Bookworm1234 >> Hermione Granger, Red-HeadWonder >> Ron Weasley, Gin&Tonic >> Ginny Weasley, HeirOfSlytherin >> Tom Riddle, TheDarkLord >> Voldemort (A/N: I know he is Tom Riddle but deal with it, I wanna have them both in this, OK?), LittleD >> Draco Malfoy, BigD >> Dumbledore, YourMama >> Umbridge, PsychicT >> Sybill Trelawney, ButtTrumpet >> Severus Snape, Werewolf >> Remus Lupin, JamesPottersBestFriend >> Sirius Black, Wormtail >> Peter Pettigrew (duh)
Boy-Who-Lived, Bookworm1234, Red-HeadWonder, Gin&Tonic and LittleD: Have entered the room.
Boy-Who-Lived: Ron! How are you?
Red-HeadWonder: Did somebody say Ron?
Boy-Who-Lived: Hey! What took you so long?
Bookworm1234: Hello boys!
Red-HeadWonder: Ugh, who invited Boo Radley? Hey Herman.
Bookworm1234: It's Hermione!
Gin&Tonic: Don't worry Hermione, don't let the stupid boys make your day any worse.
Cure For The Itch"Snipers in position?" Mactavish asked across the comms.Cure For The Itch3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ready to act on your go, Mactavish." Archer replied.
He and Toad were positioned high on the hill, observing the route that Mactavish's team was supposed to take. Clad in their Ghillie suits, they were practically invisible, hidden in the thick brush of the woods. Unless you were an experienced spotter, you wouldn't be able to see them until you saw the whites of their eyes. Archer nudged his spotter, pointing dwn the hill.
"Keep an eye out for me, Toad. I'm relying on you."
"Sure, sure." Toad replied nonchalently. The spotter peered through his scope, scanning the field down below them. A slight ruffle in the bushes gave sign that the wind was starting to pick up.
"Bloody hell." Archer cursed, Essex acent accompanying his voice. Of course, wind wouldn't really be a problem for someone as experienced as him, but it really didn't serve to make his job any easier.
"You've got some serious bad luck." Toad joked to his Brit partner.
Trolling 'normal' peopleLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)Trolling 'normal' people3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: OH WOW, MAKE WAY FOR THE CREATIVE BITCH.
▲: SHIT SON, WEIRD GREETING, I AM GRACED BY A GENIUS.
▼: oh hey is this who I think it is?
▼: 'bout time, I've been fishing for one of you trolls for hours now.
▲: THAT VERY MUCH DEPENDS ON WHO YOU'RE THINGKING OF.
▲: OH GOG YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THE STUPID HUMANS ARE YOU?
▲: OH OKAY NOW I'LL JUST SIT HERE IN THE UNBEARABLE SUSPENSE!
▼: of course I'm a human.
▼: Isn't it obvious from my glaring lack of textual oddity?
▲: THEN PRAY TELL WHY SHOULD I EVEN BOTHER WASTING MY TIME ON YOU?
▼: dunno! it's just fun to see you rage.
▼: more interesting than mr. wavvytext, at least.
▲: ERIDAN IS A DOUCHE, SEE YOURSELF LUCKY YOU WOUND UP WITH ME AT LEAST.
▼: probably. probably would've talked longer with him if it weren't for the imps.
Karkat John: Last nightTrollmegleKarkat John: Last night3 years ago in Drama More Like This
▼: HEY FUCKASS.
▲: um, about yesterday, i wanted to appologise...
▲: you don't remember do you?
▼: WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY?
▲: in a word?
▼: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
▲: karkat. whatever i say do you PROMISE not to yell at me?
▼: I LOOSELY PROMISE.
▲: last night everyone was at a party
▲: and for some reason we found one of those slime pies under the couch
▲: and well...the opportunity was to great to pass up.
▲: so i kind of threw it at you. pranksters gambit you know?
▲: hnest to gog i didn't know soporslime was like weed, dude i promise.
▲: and then you went on a bit of a trip
▼: WHAT THE FUCK
▼: DID I DO
▼: JOHN EGBERT.
▲: and afte
Slinkers Interview TranscriptSlinkers Interview Transcript2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Interview with Slinkers
Welcome to ASKtheARTIST! Today we will be interviewing the artist behind a number of popular comics and Flash animations on deviantART, Slinkers.
Firstly, I want to begin by thanking you Slinkers for agreeing to do an interview with us at such a late hour.
*Unadzuki asks "Where do you get your ideas?"
Arrrgh a hard question to start with! Hard because I can't really explain where I get them. I'm assuming it's from day to day life, but I don't actually get the ideas until I sit down in front of my computer with a master plan to make an animation/comic. I sit there, decide what I feel like drawing... then I make the idea up as I go along. This doesn't always work, and I often waste hours on duff ideas. But then I get a good one and make it!
~VioletLobo asks "When you first started did it ever occur to you that you might be this popular?"
Not at all. I started on DA randomly beca
How To: Write a DrarryHow To: Write a Good DrarryHow To: Write a Drarry3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Start with them hating each other
2. Put them in a room, all alone (detention or trapped in the Room of Requirement will do)
3. They miraculously become friends for no explained reason
4. Ron gets mad
5. They both realize they love each other, but don't tell each other
6. Ron randomly is no longer angry
7. One of them accidentally tells the other his feelings
8. They end up snogging in a public place that is randomly empty (such as a major hallway, the Quidditch pitch, or the lake)
9. They secretly "see each other" (i.e. have sex) nightly in the Room of Requirement or the Astronomy Tower. Strangely, this does not alter their sleeping patterns
10. Hermione finds out
11. They come out in the Great Hall in a shocking way (walk in holding hands, or randomly start snogging. Snogging is the best option). NOTE: it must be the Great Hall. It can't be an equally crowded place.
12. Everyone is shocked, but eventually they all start applauding, even the
Co-Dependant -Percy Weasley-"Percy! Will you help me with my Herbology work?"Co-Dependant -Percy Weasley-3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Percy? Why isn't this spell working?"
"Percy? Do you wanna go to Hogsmeade with me? We can finish our homework later!"
"Percy, what would I do without you?"
What indeed. Sometimes I wondered what Gods I had offended to be saddled with the most hopeless and co-dependent witch in my school.
I rubbed my temples at the thought of the brainless brunette. She was like my polar opposite.
She never planned ahead, she was an appalling scholar, she procrastinated like crazy and then begged me to help her and she had about as much ambition as a loaf of my mother's homemade bread. And nearly every moment I spent with her was either me trying to get her to work or her trying to get me to leave mine.
But she was my best friend all the same.
Nearly all of my brothers teasing was based around the fact that I had managed to acquire what was basically their female counter part as my closest friend.
I knew she would cause me nothing but tr
how harry potter should endPossible last sentences for the last Harry potter bookhow harry potter should end4 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
1. And Harry danced to the tropical rhythm, his long dreadlocks glinting in the sun
2. As celebration for destroying voldermort, Harry, Draco, and the ghost of Dumbledore all went to see the lion king on Broadway, and Harry's favourite character was: Scar. (Inside joke, will explain on comments.)
3 Harry woke up on the cold, wet, bathroom floor, only to discover that he was 10 years old and had knocked himself unconscious on the showerhead and it had all been a beautiful dream, but then he saw the scars on the back of his hand .
4. And they all lived happily ever after.
5. "there's only one way we can truly defeat voldermort" cried Harry , and that's to all work together , as a team , as a unit until the power of friendship causes a rainbow of light to destroy his rainbow of darkness.
6. What is that mysterious ticking noise ..?
7. STOP! Shrieked voldermort, its hammer time.
8. And the ghost of dobby rode the ghost
Roses and VioletsRoses are RedRoses and Violets8 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Violets are blue
Before you promised me
That you would be true
I gave you my love
So that we can start
But instead you just smiled
Right before breaking my heart
So now I am crushed
While you are still free
You're more happy now
That you have forgotten me
The roses are dead
But the violets stayed true
They have left my life
Nothing but Blue
Six WordsWe can fly, but we'll fall.Six Words6 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
What is Ivan Braginski...?1) Russia sunk AtlantisWhat is Ivan Braginski...?2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
2) Russia travelled to Pluto and back in 5 minutes
3) Russia swam the Arctic ocean 7 times in a row
4) Russia swam the world
5) Russia swam the Milky Way
6) Russia caused the Big Bang
7) Russia WAS the Big Bang
8) Russia is all the ages, yet none of the ages
9) Russia is Chuck Norris' father and son
10) Russia is the spawn of Satan
11) Russia is God's twin brother
12) Russia impregnated the virgin Mary
13) Russia started global warming
14) Russia killed the Pope
15) Russia created the Game that you just lost
16) Russia made the dinosaurs go extinct by just existing
17) Russia found the cure to AIDS, he just doesnt feel like sharing
18) The Ice Age happened because Russia got too excited
19) Russia is your Mom
20) Russia shifted the Earth's poles when he sneezed
21) When the Boogey Man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Russia first
22) Russia is the only person who can survive a nuclear explosion, Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and England's cooking
23) Russia is
Padfoot and Prongs: Moving InPadfoot and Prongs: Moving In2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
It had been a long hot day. James's hair stuck to the back of his neck as he walked down the path to the gate in front of his parent's cottage. He leaned over it, sighing, as there was no sign of life moving along the dirt road. The wind was picking up now, rolling across the field that bordered the road, rippling it as though it were a great golden ocean. Dark clouds were appearing on the horizon, framing the gold with dark blue. James looked over into Mrs. Wittle's yard, where the well endowed Mrs. Wittle herself was hastily pulling down her laundry in anticipation of the impending storm. She glanced at the clouds worryingly as she pulled down her last pair of pinstriped knickers, catching James in her eyesight and waving. James waved back, watching as she turned and collected her lawn gnomes and took them inside with her. James turned his attention back to the road, ruffling his hair in the wind. No sign of Sirius yet, but his excitement was mounting as the clouds approached. The da
First Year: The SortingAs the train came to a halt at Hogsmeade Station, Rose Weasley brushed the last few crumbs from her grey skirt and pulled her coal-black robe more closely around her. Scorpius stood up too, and Rose frowned as she saw he was taller than her. She was taller than all the boys her age, and she didn't like change that much.First Year: The Sorting2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She hustled Spider back in his cage, much to his protest, and shuffled out into the busy corridor. Scorpius followed and tightened his cloak as the cold air bit into his skin. They both hobbled out into the station, and Rose watched in slight disgust as she saw all the different people walk past. There were Gryffindor boys with their red-and-gold ties around their heads running around, there were Slytherin girls tying their ties into bows around their necks and adjusting their jumpers so they looked good. There were also the quieter people, like the Hufflepuff's who jovially walked by talking animatedly to their colleagues. Ravenclaw residents were also quieter but- fra
20 Things To Do At Wall-mart 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart20 Things To Do At Wall-mart5 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; &
AsocialBlinded by neutralityAsocial2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Sickened by reality
I'm finding that absolutely
Solitude suits me
MindI've released my mind to the skies; it's wandering, floating away from me now. I need to be grounded, brought back to the physical world. Concepts, ideas, entirely new perceptions race through my mind, competing for elaboration. I am sinking further into the depths, light rays filtering through the bubbles and particles emitted from my dwindling breath; it is a beautiful thing, but it smothers me. I need to regain a place above the surface or risk breathing my last, a place below the skies or risk losing my mind.Mind3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He WaitsHe waits by her sideHe Waits4 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
For the day that never comes
A white dress, a ring
Now a rose and a coffin
She is gone, and he remains
The bad and the good SnapeSeverus Snape that day, he woke up with the incredible feeling that something would go hopelessly wrong. And not just by the fact that he needed to instruct Neville Longbottom in potions. Was for the fact that there were two little voices in his ears. He opened his eyes, slightly tense and looked around. But hecould not see anything.The bad and the good Snape3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Why he still hear voices but could not see their faces?
"Hello Severus" a little voice came into his mind "Good morning" "How are you?"
"Who damn are you?"
"I am your concience" "Your angelic concience" "I don't know how I fall off from your soul and head" "Nice to meet you"
"And i am your devil concience. How are you little devil?"
Yeah, somethings bad in his day would happen
This is Just to SayI paired offThis is Just to Say6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Neville and Snape.
Malfoy and Harry
in Filch's closet.
Seamus and Dean
in the Gryffindor common room.
Remus and Sirus
Pavarti and Lavender
exchange secretive looks.
Fred and George
for making all your characters
Though you must admit
it would've made the story
Here Lies Your GroomThis is about eight pages long, double spaced. Please notify me to any mistakes I might have made (typos, the way I worded something, misspellings, ect) by posting it as a comment, even if you think it sounds stupid. Thank you, and enjoy this horror story with the lights turned low...(Well, not really. It's bad to stare at a computer screen in the dark. But you know what I mean, right?)Here Lies Your Groom4 years ago in Horror More Like This
Daylight broke through Lenas window and forced open her sleepy eyes. The maid had already come and gone while she was asleep, and a stack of clean clothes awaited her in her drawers. Lena gathered herself and got dressed, as she did every morning, and began to walk downstairs to greet her mother, father, and older sister. It wasnt until she crossed the balcony that she remembered what today was going to bring: The matchmaker was going to give her sister Tanya to a bridegroom.
Lena had mixed feelings about Tanyas marriage. It was tradition in Russia that young girls be wed to
RockCome here,Rock4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
I want to soothe your troubled mind,
Kiss those tears away,
Shelter you from the world,
Just for a while.
I'll be your rock,
Your unmoving piece of strength,
Your constant source of warmth,
A shoulder for your worries,
A home for your heart.
I'll murmur words of love,
Promise I'll always be here,
That I'll always be yours,
And how that will never change,
Not for one second of my life.
Sleep here in my arms,
Hear the beating of my heart,
Each thump made just for you,
Let it chase away your fears,
Let me love you.