Twas the Night in KilvasTwas the Night In KilvasTwas the Night in Kilvas5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through Kilvas,
Not a hatchling was stirring, not even, I, Naesala, the big boss.
The stockings were hung by the fireplace with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas would soon be there
The kids were nestled all snug in their nest
So at long last, us parents could rest
Leanne in her kerchief and I in my cap,
Had just settled our wings for a long winter's nap
When out on the distance I saw a great sight
I sprang from my bed. Who would challenge my might?
Away to the window, I flew like a flash
Threw open the curtains, made the glass smash
The moon on the water was golden and bright
It illuminated a few figures with its great light
More rapid than hawks the figures they soared
And from a them a voice steadily roared
"Now Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!
Up higher and higher! These rocks are insane!
Only King Kilvas yes he's to blame!"
They flew up above and the
M-my heart...▼: D --> Ummm hiM-my heart...4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
▲: wwhoa eq that you i havvent seen you oh here before
▼: D --> Um whos this
▼: D --> Is this a stranger
▼: D --> Aurthour says its not good to talk to strangers
▲: wwhat eq dont you recognize me
▼: D --> Umm no
▼: D --> There arent a lot of people I normally talk to
▼: D --> But I just got this c001 husktop as a wriggling day present
▼: D --> So I want to talk to people
▲: oh shit howw far back-
▲: howw old are you
▼: D --> I just turned three
▲: three glubbin swweeps
▼: D --> Yeah Im a big boy now
▲: wwhoa this is great im gonna tease you so hard about this later
▲: uh so do you knoww an eridan ampora yet
▼: D --> Nnnnot really
▼: D --> Someone said I should invite him to my wriggling day party so I did
▼: D --> But he didnt come
▼: D --> Nobody came actually
▲: oh eq
▲: not evven nep
▼: D --> Whos that
The Weeaboo's Guide to WarThe Weeaboos Guide to WarThe Weeaboo's Guide to War7 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Wapanese. Weeaboos. Japanophiles. They go by many names all indicating the same type of person. Said person is obsessed with Japan, clinging to anime, Japanese culture, and sushi to provide them with entertainment. Many of these people, though theyd disagree, are woefully unprepared for life in a war zone. Hopefully this guide will serve these people well and turn them back towards the righteous path I like to call Reality.
First of all, how do you know if youre a Weeaboo?
- Watch anime exclusively, rejecting other cartoons made in North America or Europe?
- Insert random Japanese words into your English sentences? (Neko, Desu, Kawaii, etc.)
- Own a sword for purposes other than decoration or sport? (IE fencing)
- Fawn over Pocky?
- Want to marry a Japanese person for no apparent reason other than that theyre Japanese?
- Make that stupid peace sign in pictures?
If you answered yes to two or mor
Master Chief: Halo 2 VacationBungie: "Hey Chief, can we talk for a minute?"Master Chief: Halo 2 Vacation6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Master Chief: "What's the problem?"
Bungie: "Yeah, uh...between Halo 2 and 3 - you know, when you were stuck in that warp to Earth until Halo 3 came out? - did you, you know, maybe....visit anywhere else while you waited?"
Master Chief: "....why do you ask?"
Bungie: "Well, it's just that one of the other employees was playing Fable II the other day and noticed this bit of history: 'Long ago, when Albion was still under rule of the Old Kingdom, a rift in space opened a portal between dimensions. Through the rift stepped a warrior of immense power, clad in green armour and carrying a striking crystal sword. Though he never revealed his real name, he was known to all as Hal. Made out of a strange material resembling glass, this sword once emitted a powerful energy when wielded by Hal.' - ....sound familar?"
Master Chief: "That could have been another warrior, that game had plenty of magic in it."
-Bungie sets a dead Energy Sword on
Scott P - There's This RiverScott P - There's This River4 years ago in Drama More Like This
The heavy guitar case Scott carried over his back was shifted for the tenth time as he walked from the bus stop to his shared apartment. Band practice had gone down the absolute shitter and he only had himself to blame. He had hoped it would be a welcome distraction from things he just hadn't been trying to really think about lately, but it hadn't worked and his notes had come out all wrong and wonky. Everyone got pissed off and gave up until they finally just called it a night.
He had tried to apologize, but it was hard to really do that when even he wasn't sure what was going on with himself yet. So, he had given up and just left. Now, Scott was tired and wanted nothing to do but crawl into bed and sleep for several hours.
When he reached the door, Scott allowed his head to thump against the battered piece of wood first before he even attempted to open it. One lazy turn and then another granted him entrance and he was quick to deposit the heavy case straight onto the floor no matter
Haloid Part II, Chapter 28 Saying Goodbye.Haloid Part II, Chapter 286 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
- Asteroid field -
- UNSC support vessel Spirit of Fire -
- 4 minutes later -
Master Chief John-117 stands at attention among his Spartans. They are all out of armor and wearing black uniforms. Around them are a select group of people: the Arbiter, Rtas 'Vadum, N'tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, the Brute Army Commander, Private Forge, Captain Cutter, Professor Anders, Fhajad, Cortana and Serina. Above the small gathering is Lord Hood giving a speech.
They are all facing two ash canisters... and the Spartans are also facing their greatest battle ever: trying to control their emotions.
- - -
Four days ago, the UNSC and Seperatist forces have been really busy.
The Sangheili ships have been using g
One Hell Of A Week...SonamyWhy Do Mondays Have To Be PainfulOne Hell Of A Week...Sonamy7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Morning Sonic" I said to myself
Rubbing my eyes i jumped out of bed and stretch and man did that feel good!
Walking into the bathroom i glanced in the mirror winking at that handsome blue hedgehog looking back.
I jumped in the shower and turned the water on slowly, i hated water even if it was just a shower but hey, i dont want to smell now do i?
Unfortunatly though the shower was set on freezing cold and i jumped in shock banging my head, on the shower's head.
"Ok that hurt but ill survive"
The water rushed all over me and i closed my eyes trying to think of other things, after 5 minutes i jumped out smelling clean and looking fresh.
"Humm Monday...What should i do?"
It didnt take me long to think, in fact i came up with an idea almost as fast as i can run.
So within 5 seconds i stopped in Tails' workshop.
"Hey Tails whats new?" I asked him
"Not much im just working on this new thing, hopefully sometime soon we will be able to....." He
Sonamy Ch.13- Hunters in LoveAs they all went down to the area, many questions were being asked about what the game was.Sonamy Ch.13- Hunters in Love6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sonic: What about the survivors, what are our limits to where we can go?
Tails: The last survivor gets 100 points and so does the best hunter.
Shadow: Are you through with the questions Sonic?
Rouge: Hey, Where are we? I don't remember this when we arrived.
Sally: This is a secret part of the resort that was just cut off from the rest of the natural resort. It's like 9 square miles of dense jungle and beach.
Carnage: That's quite a big area for this little game.
Cream: If you want to know guys. The equipment is down there along with the supervisor for this game.
Sally: He's new, I think his name was Cody the ferret or something like that. He's a major genius and he seemed perfect for the job.
Tim: Uhh... Carnage.
Carnage: I know little idiot, I know. The green nerd is here.
Amy: Who's the green nerd?
Carnage: Obviously pinky, you haven't seen the other surviving member of Team Dusk y
Love Will Find A Way...SonamyBRAND NEW!!!!!Love Will Find A Way...Sonamy7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ok the ages in this are as follows:
Knuckles: Id say 21ish? lol
Rouge: (To be honest I dont know *Dont kill me*)
Anyone Ive missed out ill put in later Enjoy
Chapter One...'Im Finally Home'
The wind rushed through Sonic the Hedgehogs long quills as he ran through the stunning scenery of Pastoria City. Hot on his heels was Tails, a two tailed fox with the ability to fly.
The sun was setting into the horizon but nothing was going to get in the way of Sonics determination to get home.
For three years he had been travelling on a mission to get rid of Eggman, his archenemy.
Though his mission had not been achieved, it only resulted in Eggman becoming stronger and older.
The obese genius known as doctor Eggman had aged unnaturally over the past three years because of Sonics clever attempts to clean the planet of his evil mind.
Though he had survived all of the blue blurs plans, he became mu
Ode to SnoringOde to SnoringOde to Snoring5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The nose is a trumpet,
The mouth a Euphonium,
Ringing in the triumphant symphony on sub-conscious
The conductor dreams,
How loud and boisterous you are
You reflect the precious element that gives us life,
They call rude, but unintentionally
Some can be so asleep!
It is said, in sleep we are most alert,
Perhaps you are some divine poetry
(Which not even Rumi in his wisdom could understand)
perhaps you are our pain of the waking world
or maybe our cries for our wildest dreams to come true.
Whatever you are, wherever your from,
You're essential to those precious hours,
And while I complain of you and your churlishness
Perhaps some day we will be reconciled.
I have a dream
Nintendo Girls' SleepoverNintendo Girls' Sleepover6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Samus! Its about time you showed up!
Everyones favorite bounty hunter tensed as the frilly, blonde, and ditzy princess of the Mushroom Kingdom hugged her upon opening the door. Im so glad you decided not to come in your armor!
Oh yeah, me too. Now Im gonna have to burn this suit instead. Samus thought sarcastically as she was dragged into the rather large bedroom.
Her shoulders wouldnt have been able to fit through the doorway anyway. said the princess of Hyrule, sitting across the couch and reading a book.
Oh hey, that reminds me why ARE those things so big anyway? Doesnt that make the suit, like, super heavy?
Samus sighed, rolling her eyes. Nickel for every time Ive been asked that... Theyre the most important parts of the suit, insides the equipment that basically runs the whole thing.
I wouldnt try to explain the mechanics of your com
MetroidxHalo 2 TOM Chapter 15Chapter 15: Four For The RoadMetroidxHalo 2 TOM Chapter 156 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Samus Aran prided herself on being a patient and rational individual. Many times she had been faced with impossible odds only to overcome them with a cool head and the sense not to charge in recklessly. But when faced with the Master Chief, relieved as she was that he was still alive, trapped within the wreckage of numerous tanks and surrounded by enemy forces, Samus had only one order for the rag-tag band of Covenant Hunters that had been following her. CHARGE!
Taking a running start, Samus leapt up into the air, jumped a second time into a somersault with the air of her Space Jump Boots, then her continued her spin into a deadly Screw Attack. Barreling through a Berserker and Korakk on her way back to the ground, she landed in the Corrupteds midst with her Arm Cannon fully charged. As the minions of her dark twin turned to attack her, their attention was drawn away by the barrage of Fuel Rod shots delivered by Samus Hu
My Sonic Unleashed storyIt had been three whole days since Sonic had left to once again defeat Dr. Eggman, and Sonics friends began to worry, especially Amy Rose. She kept coming over to Tails workshop asking if Sonic had returned but the answer was always the same. Tails just told her not to worry and that Sonic would return soon enough. Amy however, knew better than that. She already knew that something was up after what happened the night of the first day Sonic was gone. There were reports of earthquakes happening all over the world and afterwards the earths crust had opened in various places around the world as well. No one was capable of causing such a disaster except for Dr. Robotnick. And if that was the case, Sonic must not have been able to defeat him. Which lead to something else that Amy would rather not think about. She, as well as everyone else had to keep their hopes up that Sonic would turn up safe again and that theyd be able to stop Eggman like they always have in the past.My Sonic Unleashed story6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A Second Chance at True Love 1Second Chance at True LoveA Second Chance at True Love 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A SonAmy Story
It has been 2 years since Sonic married Sally Acorn and became king of Mobius. He had thought before and during the wedding that he had made the right choice about who he would spend his life with. Now he was not so sure he made the right decision. Right after the wedding Sonics relationship with Sally went downhill. Sally started avoiding him and leaving him alone in the castle as he attended to the kingdoms needs. He never was able to leave the castle so his speed over the past 2 years gradually decreased. His mind was always thinking of his past and his possible mistake. Also he always wondered why Sally seemed to be avoiding him all of the time. He had always felt like they became strangers to each other as the days went by. It also did not help that he received news that Amy his so called biggest fan committed suicide 2 days after marrying Sally. He still could not get over the fact that he believed it was his fault. Well after
Master Chief vs Samus 1The sergeants voice crackled through the radio.Master Chief vs Samus 15 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"That's the last of this holdout. Get a move on Chief, we've still got six recon points to go!"
'Just for once, could I not have to run these damn ODST drop recon points solo?' the Chief thought to himself. He wasn't exactly the young, 21 year old recruit he had been. Having been put into cryo-sleep, ditched on the edge of the universe, required to save humanity multiple times, all of these things had taken their toll on both the Chief's energy and his patience. He was 26 on that day, something which Cortana had reminded him of. As far as he could tell, she was the only one who knew or cared. He knew it shouldn't bother him, not at all. Not the Master Chief, Spartan-117, super soldier and savior of humanity. But it still did. Keys was dead, so any romantic interest that he might have had there was long gone, thanks to the fucking profits. There were plenty of girls who would have gladly been his lover but he didn't really feel inclined to
Rainbow Dash Saves PinkieIt was a sunny day in Ponyville, and Pinkie Pie was hopping in the park. She was the happiest pony in Ponyville, but she had a secret. "La la la!" she sang. "I have a secret that nopony must know, not even my very best friend Rainbow Dash!"Rainbow Dash Saves Pinkie4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Rainbow Dash was doing totally awesome flying tricks below her cloudhouse. "Hi Pinkie Pie," she shouted when she saw Pinkie going past. "What's up down there?"
"Nothing!" Pinkie said. "I'm going home and not doing anything interesting there!" she said and went home.
This made Rainbow Dash curious, so she flew after Pinkie and hid herself outside Pinkie's window. She looked in and saw Pinkie looking at somepony's picture and sighing. "It is so sad, but I cannot tell anypony that I love Rainbow Dash!"
Dash was so surprised that she forgot to flap her wings and fell down. Pinkie looked out and saw her on the ground, and went "Gasp! My secret is out! I cannot bear the shame!" And she went downstairs, took some cookies and candy and stuff with her, and r
MetroidxHalo: SITMWY Chapter 1"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you." Stealers WheelMetroidxHalo: SITMWY Chapter 19 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1: Table for Two, Please
Personal Log of Samus Aran: Log File 11700
There are some days when I regret my choice of profession. I've lost count of the vacations and leisure trips that have been interrupted by the call of duty; what good is earning money if you never have the time to spend it? At least it seems the Galactic Federation has finally found a good reason to pull me away from my R&R; a Space Pirate fleet has been spotted traveling through Federation territory. It was hard to miss them; the Pirates had deployed several dozen ships of varying sizes. While this alone was enough to send the Federation into full-on panic mode, the Pirate fleet's behavior is even more disconcerting; it has repeatedly ignored Federation colonies and installations during its exodus. Even the vulnerable, certainly appealing targets have been passed up in favor of their app
A SonAmy New Year's LoveIt was the day before New Years Eve and Sonic The Hedgehog was sitting on his mahogany chair in his house watching TV. The famous Sonic was hanging out with Knuckles The Echidna and he was trying to speak with Sonic. Little did Knuckles know that Sonic was ignoring him because he was deep in thought about fixing a major problem that bloomed only a week ago.A SonAmy New Year's Love7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The problem was that one week ago Tails and all of his friends decided to host a special New Years Day dance party at Tailss workshop. He had taken out the Tornado and all of his equipment and had polished the floor to make it look as brand new and ready as possible. Even though Sonic had two left feet when it came to dancing the real problem that arose was Tailss conditions. According to him you had to have a date with you in order to attend. Right after Tails said that Sonic nearly jumped out of his skin. I had no girlfriend that he could call his own or anything like that. Sure he had many fan girls but if
WALL-E 2.0 pt 4: The Spaceship"Hello."WALL-E 2.0 pt 4: The Spaceship6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Now that he had to interact more often and to a greater degree with humans than he was used to, WALL-E had decided it was time to learn how to speak their language a bit better. He understood it already, of course, but his Vocal Processes were not used to actually saying human words for the most part. The Captain had reccommended he take lessons with the Teacher Bot who had helped eductate the children born on the Axiom, but WALL-E had known from the start there was only one teacher for him. EVE had already taught him her name, the name of the Planet he lived on, and just what "Directive" was. Who else but her could help him with the rest? The pair had talked it over and settled on trying for one word each day when WALL-E came home from waking Captain McCrea up. Each day, they would pick a different place to practice; today, that place was on the roof of the Tr
Amy's Magical ChristmasIt was Christmas Eve and Sonic The Hedgehog was busy preparing to host his Christmas party later that day. He was zipping around his house at extreme speed while he was setting up his Christmas decorations from holly to even his large Christmas tree. Finally he had one last box of decorations from his attic as he slowly opened the box. He was surprised at what it contained. All there was is a small white box that shined brightly. As he opened the box he was surprised at what it contained. It was his only mistletoe that he had bought many years ago from a traveling merchant. He told him that this mistletoe could only be used once on Christmas Eve and the first two people who stood under it would each be apart of the others future forever. He completely forgot that he owned it and the discovery of it made him grin at an idea that popped into his mind. He bolted out of the attic and hung it in his secret hiding place and he couldnt help but grin at it. Of all the days he decidAmy's Magical Christmas7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
WALL.E - Words of Love, part 1EVE was not in the truck when WALL-E awoke.WALL.E - Words of Love, part 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He sighed softly, eyelids drooping, looking around hopefully though he knew he would have spotted her moon-white form had she been anywhere near. The world was under restoration, and both of them had been helping as best they could ever since the Axiom had landed, but WALL-E still wondered why she would sometimes disappear in the mornings. He was concerned for her, of course, always worried, because he was hopelessly in love and there was no way around it. But he never questioned her when he saw her again, possibly stemming from the same worry, the answers she might give and weather or not he would really want to hear them.
Maybe she just needed some privacy.
WALL-E rolled out of the truck, looking around once before heading toward one of the half-built houses, all open sides already dutifully painted by the other eager robots. In the distance he spotted two humans walking together and, recognizing them, began to head over in their
Changes ::ch 2::Changes ::ch 2::6 years ago in Teen More Like This
Out of all the punishments Amy had given me in the time that wed known each other, this was the worst. I wish she would just yell at me, beat me with her hammer till I was a smudge on the floor, anything but this.
We had all come back from the disastrous camping trip after one night, as planned. Everyone had a great time, oblivious to what had happened. She didnt tell a single person, at least thats what I assumed; I hadnt received any disgusted glares, or been the subject of humiliation from Knuckles or Shadow. Everything was as it should have been; they roasted marshmallows, exchanged scary stories, all that cliché campy stuff. Yes, very normal...
...Except for the dragging, torturous silence from Amy.
When I realised what I had done that day, I shot out of there like a bat out of hell, not looking back. I had never been so embarrassed in my entire life. The wait for her back at the camp had been pure agony. I sat huddled against a tree holdin