The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Zeros To Heros part 1Zeros To Heros part 14 years ago in Profiles More Like This
catdragon4: Bless my soul
They were on a roll
Persons of the week in every Greek opinion poll
Those are pros
They could stop a show
Point them at a villan and you're talking SRO
They were some no ones
Now they are honchos
They are heros
They were some kids with their act down pat
From zeros to heros in no time flat
Zeros to heros just like that
When they smiled
The fans went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped their faces
On ev'ry vase
Brad hits catdragon4 on the head (on ev'ry "vase")
From appearance fees and royalties
Our pros had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
They could tell you
What's a Grecian urn?
There they go again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch them flex
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
Loonies, they come,
they see, they conquers
Honey, the crowds were
They showed the moxie brains, and spunk
From zeros to heros some major hunks
Zeros to heros and who'da th
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
simpsons tickling 2Bart and Lisa are sitting in front of the television watching Itchy and Scratch. Bart just starts mindlessly laughing before the cartoon even started. Lisa stairs at him with a confused look. Lisa asks "What are you laughing about the cartoon hasn't even come on yet?" Bart replies, "Because today I gave Millhouse such an atomic wedgie that he wouldn't walk right for a week." "Bart that is awful. Millhouse is suppose to be your friend, I'm telling mom," yelled Lisa. "No I don't think you will be telling anyone, because well you weren't look I slipped something in your drink, and you will be in about 3... 2... 1." Bart said smugly. By the time Bart finished talking, Lisa was out cold. He then slowly dragged his unconscious sister up to her room. He then is begun to tie her down to her bed. When Lisa finally awake she was tied to her very own bed. Looking down upon her was Bart snickering like a mad man. Bart began to slowly walk around her laughing and plotting. "Untie me, what the hellsimpsons tickling 25 years ago in Humor More Like This
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
After Independence DayThe 10-megaton nuclear device, in the most probable outcome, would have caused serious but not irreparable damage to the Mother Ship. The world-ship was, after all, some 550 kilometers wide.  Unfortunately, due to an unforeseen design error, the main Small Craft Embarkation Area was only about 8 kilometers from the space-twisting drive, which was destabilized by the blast.After Independence Day2 years ago in Settings More Like This
As a result, the ship's mass was accelerated rather violently in all directions at once: the majority of those directions being space-time other than our own, which, combined with the fact that what mass was in our dimension was usually moving beyond earth's escape velocity, meant that although the giant ship was in a near-earth geosynchronous orbit a mere 22,000 or so miles up only a small proportion of its mass actually hit the earth (and that was generally in pretty small pieces).
Still, it was an awfully large ship.
My taste of actorsMy taste of voice actors/actors/actresses:My taste of actors4 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
Jean Vander Pyl
Captain Lou Albano
David Ogden Stiers
Tabitha St. Germain
Per Sandborgh (SWE)
Terje Formoe (NO)
Toxic GadgetToxic Gadget1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
An Inspector Gadget/The Simpsons fanfic by TheShroudedAssassin.
It was a sunny day in metro city, Gadget was cleaning his car inside
the garage, Penny was outside reading a book on the doorstep and
Brain was outside playing in the garden, a strange ringing sound was
heard not long after.
"Uncle Gadget! isn't that the top secret gadget phone?" Asked Penny.
"Ah yes, you're right Penny!" Replied Gadget as he put the phone to
his right ear "Hello chief, is that you?".
"Of course it's me Gadget, who else would it be?!" Snapped chief
"Ah sorry chief, are you okay? you seem quite agitated." Said the
"Yes I'm fine Gadget, now that's get on with business, meet me at the
Springfield power plant right away! it's urgent!" Demanded chief
"Right chief, I'll be there as soon as I can." Gadget put down the
phone and walked towards Penny and Brain.
"What did chief Quimby say uncle?" Kindl
Kidnapped Chapter 2Kidnapped? Chapter 2Kidnapped Chapter 25 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Bart Simpson walked in his house and plopped on the couch. He reached for the remote and pressed the on button. Itchy & Scratchy was on, so he continued to watch TV. Marge walked in the room with a concerned look on her face.
"Bart, have you seen your sister Lisa?" she asked.
"She went to the library I think."
"How long has she been there?"
"I don't know."
"Did she say when she was coming back?"
"Okay, thanks Bart."
Marge walked in the kitchen and grabbed her car keys.
"Bart, stay here with Maggie, I'm running to the Kwik-E-Mart really quick, I'll be back in ten minutes."
"kay." Bart responded. As soon as she left, Bart grabbed the telephone and dialed Milhouse's number.
"Hey Milhouse wanna come over?"
"Well, I'm doing my homework..."
"Homework can eat my shorts."
"Okay I'll be over then-" and the dail tone was all left to hear. Bart hung up the phone and immediatley bursted in, panting.
"Sorry I took so long, Bart. I was looking for.
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
Reappearence"Think we trained and waited enough", Ahsoka said to Barriss. They both sad down on the bed of Barriss. For a couple of weeks they both kept a low profile. After nearly being caught by Master Fisto, they needed some time to regain their courage. Ahsoka was resting on her belly with her bare feet in the air while Barriss was sitting with crossed legs, meditating.Reappearence2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
"We still need to think the next one trough. I mean, what if we get caught", Barriss said with a suppressed tone of fear. She had kept asking that from that one fateful night until now.
"I won't be there to find out because I won't be caught", Ahsoka said boastful.
"You know, Jedi are supposed to be humble and not full of ego", Barriss teased while softly stroking Ahsoka' s soles.
"Well, you have trained a lot with tickling, on me", Ahsoka replied and she laughed while reaching for Barriss' sides.
"Do the both of you ever care to be more careful? I'm the one who gets in a lot of trouble if I'm caught", Rex said after he entered
Adventures in LEGO, Ch. 1: A New BeginningAdventures in LEGO, Ch. 1: A New Beginning3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hello everyone. My name is Joseph, an I am president of LEGO City Central. Or at least, what remains of it. I created Sector J26 of the LEGO Universe, which inhabits all kinds of LEGO themes and realms. But after the Great War which has just been resolved, who knows what will become of the city and the entire sector.
Many years ago, I constructed the sector with themes spreading across all areas of time and space. Pieces as far as the eye can see were at my disposal to create a new world. In the middle of this world I a LEGO city to bring in citizens who can help me build the world. The city started with small buildings, then included stores and houses, and finally an expansive City Central, providing transportation to and from multiple theme realms. These realms developed from themes such as Castle, Aqua Raiders, Super Heroes, Agents, Mars Mission, and more. As the themes grew, so did my contact with them. They were always welcomed to LEGO City Central and transported between worlds.
Bart And The Chocolate FactoryChapter One: The Golden TicketsBart And The Chocolate Factory4 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
"Dear People of Springfield," you could read on a poster pinned to a tree in Springfield, "this year I, Krusty the Clown (also known as Herschel Krustofski) will allow five kids to come and visit me in my factory for a day full of wonders and surprises. The tickets to this awesome adventure will be hidden inside any ordinary Krusty Krunch-Chocolate Bar. More information you will find on the tickets themselves."
"Wow, Bart!", Milhouse said to Bart, "ain't that cool?"
"Yeah!", Bart said. "Imagine if we found the tickets the others would turn green with envy!"
"But Bart," Milhouse replied, "do you realise how many Krusty-Krunch-Chocolate Bars there are in the world? Our hopes of finding just one of these are almost non-existent!"
"Well, we'll see," Bart said. "The very least we can do is try, can't we?"
And so Bart and Milhouse scraped together all of their money and turned it into Krusty-Krunch-Chocolate Bars. Every time they bought a couple, they wo
Milla Jovovich TGMilla Jovovich TG3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Eric had always loved zombie movies, anything zombies really, but he really like zombie movies like Resident Evil. Milla Jovovich was one of his favorite actors because of the movies, and he sometimes it'd be cool to fight with her or something. One night he thought that would be cool to be her, and so it was. He was watching the second Resident Evil on TV and he started to feel a pain in his legs, he looked down and noticed that his leg hair had sprinkled the floor, and they had became shiny and smooth. His feet shrank and his thighs swelled to a sexy size. He pulled his pants and boxers dow when he felt a pain in his crotch, as he looked at it it just shriveled away, up inside of himself. He reached down to feel his new area but was halted by an explosion of pleasure in his chest, he yelped out as his breasts filled out. All the fat in his stomach was hardened and transformed into muscle as his core hardened and turned sexy. His hips shot out while his shoulders crunched together. Th
Tales from Geonosis: OrdersTitle: OrdersTales from Geonosis: Orders3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Character: CT-65/91-6210, a.k.a. Clone Captain Deviss, K Company, Hawkbat Battalion
Setting: The battle on the plains of Geonosis immediately after the arena battle.
Summary: A good soldier follows his orders, even bad ones. An excellent soldier never abandons his men in the face of bad orders. Deviss is an exceptional officer.
"Move, move, move!" CT-65/91-6210 shouted to his troops as the gunships' doors slid open, revealing the dust caked world to K Company for the first time. So this was Geonosis. This was what he had been bred for. The captain looked to his men, and seeing the last of them off, looked up to the gunship pilot and waved him off. Flipping a thumbs up, the pilot took off with the rest of the gunship wing. They flew right into the sights of a light anti-air battery. Three of the LAAT/I gunships crashed to the ground in flames before they had even gained any altitude.
"Squads 3 through 5, check for survivors on those birds." He knew it was most likely f
Reassurance Tg Part 2Reassurance Tg Part 21 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
("Mr. Hyo, Jacob Grey has just arrived)," Atsushi Hyo's secretary called out to her boss in Japanese.
("Great."), Mr. Hyo replied. ("Make sure he makes it up to my office at once.")
Atsushi was at a turning point of his life. For too long he had everything he wanted: money, an immensely successful empire, the respect of all those around him, all that stuff. Yet, something was missing. His business was still strong and even growing, despite the economy. But he had nothing to really motivate himself. No reason to be successful or to wake up in the morning, glad of a new day. Nothing to make all his hard work worth it. He wanted to retire, but he couldn't just leave his empire at the pinnacle of its success and abandon all his employees. He had to put the company into good hands. Jacob Grey was a modest man, brilliant with his business strategies in the West. He may not have known it, but the business decisions he made in Georgia had set off a chain reaction leading to the development of
Fairly Goth Parents: Gothic, Inc.Fairly Goth Parents: Gothic, Inc.2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Above pixilated clouds lives a world of grey, dull business-like environment known only as "Pixie World". The sign was squared and had greyish blue letterings that flashed: "Pixies Inc."
Among the busy streets of Pixie World stood a tall bulding. The bulding had large offices that towered almost everything else in Pixie World. The bulding read: "H.P. Enterprises".
Inside the bulding, two Pixies were socializing. One of them looked like almost every other Pixie, except that he was slightly less pale and had a cowlick. He's known as Sanderson. The other one is a cone-headed Pixie with a grey star at the top. He looked similar to Ben Stein (And ironically sounds like him). He's known as the "H.P." which is abbreviated from "Head Pixie".
H.P. took a sip of his coffee then spat it out in disgust. He looks to Sanderson "This coffee's TERRIBLE! Who makes the coffee again?"
Sanderson arched an eyebrow as he responded "Bill does." He and the other Pixies strangely sound like Ben Stein as well.
Journal of a Demi-god: Mask of Love and JusticeJournal of a Demi-god: Mask of Love and Justice1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Journal of a Demi-god: Mask of Love and Justice
A Sailor Moon Mask TG transformation story by JanusDaGuardian
A Victorian-era style building that forced its students into the same boring routine of classes with self-righteous teachers, two-faced friends, random pricks, and the worst possible food to eat, ruled by unions who's only care was to guilt well-meaning parents into voting for budget increases every year. That was what high-school was for James O'Connell.
As a student who'd failed his junior year, James had seen it all. Friends and fellow classmates trading their middle school identities for masks that hid themselves from the preying outside world, many doing so just to look acceptable in the jungle of arraying social statuses. In this building though, it was almost justified. It was a means to literally keep themselves alive, just like the mask James was wearing now.
James wasn't a stylish dresser, his usual clothes consisting of black pants and a red beater with matching red
Ghostly NightGhostly Night2 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Okay guys, were here." Sparkz said parking the car on the curve.
"Yay!, lets do this." Sidney said getting out stretching.
"Okay guys were just staying here all night and leave at dawn okay, thats the dare we all agreed upon." Zeke said putting on his coat.
"Okay." Sparkz and Sidney agreed.
"Well lets go." Zeke said as they crept on the old wooden porch which screeched with every small step they took.
"Well the door is still open from when you came here earlier Sparkz." Zeke said.
"You're welcome, plus the lock wasn't that hard this place is ancient." He said wiping dust of him as they all went in and he shut the door softly.
"Wow, this place is huge!" Sidney said as her voice echoed throughout the house.
"Keep it down and lets explore this place. I've brought flashlights." Sparkz said pulling them out of his bag he brought.
"Cool lets split up Sidney you take upstairs, Zeke you'll take downstairs, and i'll take the backyard and basement." He said as they all agreed and went in differ
Journal of a Demi-god: Mask of the Ixioran TGJournal of a Demi-god: Mask of the Ixioran TG1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Journal of a Demi-god: Mask of the Ixioran
A Birdy Cephon Mask TG transformation story by JanusDaGuardian
The house's smell was almost as bad as a subway train-station bathroom. It smelled of sweat, mold, and almost every drug that could be burned legally and illegally. This was the “safe-house” for the Crimson Cobras, a local LA gang comprised of some of the most notorious thieves and thugs of Hispanic descent. It was for this reason that Undercover Officer Javier Hernandez of the LAPD had been chosen to take part in this sting operation.
It wasn't easy gaining entry to this place. Although it looked and smelled worse than a downtown bar, this was the place only the elite of elites gathered, a few of them wanted for crimes that easily earned them 25 years to life if not a lethal injection in the San Quentin Prison. As much good it would do busting any of these thugs, there were two men in particular that needed to be caught that night, which was why Javier had been sitting
Jen 10Jen 102 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ben Tennyson had just woken up from a nice sleep; it was so far an alien free week and he was able to get some peace and quiet. The night before, he had gotten a call from Kevin asking him to come over to Gwendolyn's house in order to see a new piece of alien technology he had gotten earlier that week. After he got dressed and ate breakfast he had left to go to Gwen's and see what this new piece of alien technology was and what it could do. When he got there he could see that Kevin was there already, he had went in and went up to Gwen's room to see Kevin and her in there. "Well it is about time." said Kevin "You guys were probably only waiting about a couple of minutes anyway." said Ben "Well anyway let me show you two what I have recently gotten." said Kevin. Then Kevin pulled out a strange megaphone looking thing "It is a voice modulator." exclaimed Kevin "Like the ones you see in toy stores?" asked Gwen.