Full title of this deviation is "How Rowling Could End the Series (but probably wont)"
True predictions shall be bolded
~Use the room of requirement to get everything they need
~Ask for horocruxes, get a map
~Ask to kill Voldemort, get some sort of a weapon
~ A Magical Venus Fly Trap eats Voldemort on the battle field. It was tended lovingly by Hagrid and Neville
~Voldemort is defeated by cheering charms/any other happy type charms.
~We finally find out where conjured things come from.
~(Remember those socks you lost in the wash last week?)
~Dumbledores Army declares war on Laura Mallory.
~Have Harry wake up and realize it was all a dream, there never was a Voldemort.
~Have Voldemort wake up and realize it was all a dream, there never was a Harry Potter.
~Have Tom Riddle wake up and suddenly have new direction in his life.
~Have the entire series turn out to have been a lecture in Professor Binns class.
~ And that, said Professor Binns, Was how You-Know-Who was defeated. Any questions? He looked around. As usual, the entire class was asleep.
~Voldemort pulls a Darth Vader at the last second: Harry, I am your father.
~J.K. Rowling decides that she doesnt have enough characters, and so introduces a new one she found in one of those fan fictions online.
~ The new student walked to the front of the classroom. Hello, my name is Mary Sue. I have amazing long silver hair, and gorgeous sapphire eyes you cant help but stare into. For the rest of the year I will be the primary love interest of Harry, Draco, Ron, and any other character I deem even remotely attractive. If you dont like it, come youd better come duel me now. I promise that Ill go easy on you since my magic is ten times stronger that Voldemorts, and my brain power surpasses Hermiones by a lot too.
~ J.K. Rowling gets tired of her genre and switches to erotic fiction.
~ Harry, kiss me now, demanded Cho Chang, determined never to leave him again (Next three chapters censored for content).
~ J.K. Rowling gets tired of her genre and switches to Doctor Seuss rhymes.
~Harrys wand fired,
Wazzam, Wazzum, Kazzap
But he missed and hit Ron
Who shouted, Oh, snap!
~ J.K. Rowling gets tired of her genre and switches to Shakespearian tragedy.
~Rocks fall, everyone dies.
~ Crookshanks attempts to eat Pigwidgeon, Ron's pet owl, but the bird turns out to be Cornelius Fudge in disguise.
~Hermione does the smart thing: Accio earmuffs! Accio mandrakes!
~Harry poses nude for photographs.
~Wait a minute
~Lupin is caught without a collar and taken to the pound.
~Sirius Black returns as Sirius the White.
~Wormtail spreads the plague through the DE camp. Everyone dies.
~Jamess true resting place is revealed to be the wall of Voldemorts big game trophy room.
~Harry decides to stop being emo and just get on with his life.
~Ron gets in touch with his feminine side (Ron in pink robes?)
~Hermione dumps Ron for Harry.
~Malfoy kills Harry.
~Crab and Goyle get into Oxford.
~Well let you decide whether or not there was magic involved with that one.
~Neville organizes the students into a rebellion and takes over as the main character of the book.
~Dumbledore really is the giant squid!
~*cricket cricket cricket*
~The Slytherines are deemed..how should we say this..too evil? And kicked out of Hogwarts.
(Need one for Gryffendore!)
~Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw are revealed to have been pitting S&G against one another all along so that they could quietly take over the world in the mean time.